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breakfast in suburban America

can be unnecessarily overwhelming.

One bite!

Lily, no one-bite at breakfast.

- Sorry. - Hey, did you guys see this?

The Groom and Board got its first negative Welp review.

Oh no! We lost our perfect five-star streak.

Trust me, it's worth it.

Three stars from "FlamingoFan85"

who apparently has never been treated like that

"IN MY LIFE."

- All caps. - Let me see that.

"This is not how we groom a flamingo in my house."

So dramatic!

What did we allegedly do wrong?

It was probably something I messed up.

Darn cameraman hands.

Nah, don't sweat some random review.

Not everyone is born with talent like I am.

Get a load of this.

"And when I asked for the bill I--"

Um, never mind.

You guys catch the game last night?

When they asked for the bill, what?

Whoa, what's that? Hyah!

"I greeted the young lady wearing a red beanie"?!

This slanderous hit piece is about me?!

I thought you don't sweat reviews.

Who's sweating? I just think we should consider suing.

Sets a bad precedent otherwise.

Aah! I'm not sweating!

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together, we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

Come on, Soyoon, what are you doing?

Another three-star performance, Lil.

Still thinking about that review?

No! What makes you say that?

Why does some stranger's opinion bother you?

What bothers me is smearing the family business,

the family name, with zero explanation!

This FlamingoFan,

- if that is their real name... - It's not.

...didn't give a single valid critique.

What do you expect?

I bet their other reviews are just as lame.

That's a great idea, Jack!

If I can dig into their post history,

I can deduce their identity

and confront them in person!

Lily, trust me, you do not wanna go down this road.

This is just an objective exploration of justice that,

when I secure those five stars,

will bring balance to the universe.

Lil, I've seen where this kind of obsession can take people!

And you know what?

It's actually kind of fascinating.

Get outta the shot, Paul.

Believe it or not, there's kinda a lot of flamingos in town.

Don't you guys have some sort of customer database?

If we wanna narrow it down to one suspect,

we gotta establish a profile.

Wait, "we"?

Are you just gonna watch

Halmoni's K-dramas all day again?

- No! - Then buckle up, Jackie boy!

You're in it now!

I ordered two cribs.

I received a dozen two-by-fours.

The business was a van on a street corner.

One star. My no-foam half-caf frap

had half foam and no caf.

At my high-powered office job,

I'd be fired for such a blunder. Two stars.

I love my kids but they don't respect me! One star!

Is this how you treat a loyal customer?

...never been treated like that!

A divine experience.

Heavenly Poundcake Palace!

Five stars!

Okay, it's not a name,

but it's as close as we'll get online.

Only one thing left to do.

Carefully consider the evidence before doing anything rash?

Exactly! Visit each shop and interrogate everyone we meet!

Look, if I had a nickel for every person who said

my cribbery was a scam,

I might be able to go legit.

And can you give us some names?

Preferably every name.

Uhhh...

Chuck?

Oh, that's my name.

Never mind.

What can I get you kids today?

The full name and address of everyone

who's eaten here in the last six months.

Obviously I can't do that.

I'll take a double trouble poundcake. Thanks, Sharon.

You wanna know if I've had high-maintenance customers

complain for no reason?

Gee, let me rack my brain.

Save the sarcasm for your lit professor.

This is serious.

Sorry, she's had a rough day.

What if I were to bump up your tip?

Student loans...

I feel like we're further away

from finding FlamingoFan than when we started.

So, what? We're never gonna find FlamingoFan85?

Which is totally fine,

because it hasn't shattered my confidence or anything.

I'm good!

Maybe it's for the best

you never actually find FlamingoFan85.

What can you even do at this point?

Throw some kind of exotic pet owner party?

Get all the suspects in one place,

and have a previous relationship with the proprietors

so there's plausible pretext for the whole--

You're right!

No! Lily, no!

It's not that we shouldn't be doing this,

it's that we've been going about it all wrong!

We?!

Entrapment! Of course!

This is your best idea yet, J-man!

Oh, for goodness sake, Jack, turn it off!

That review really inspired me

to get more involved with the shop,

but I couldn't figure out how.

That's where Jack comes in.

Hit 'em with it, J-man.

- Customer appreciation party. - At the house!

Everyone brings their exotic pets.

I've heard enough.

- Great idea! - Wow!

So nice to see you put your heads together!

Let's start decorating!

How 'bout a theme? Black tie?

Too obvious. Ooh, white tie!

FlamingoFan's as good as caught!

Heh, heh, heh!

Min, we have outdone ourselves.

Credit to Lily and Jack.

Heads up, coming through!

Excuse me!

Jack! Flamingo, five o'clock.

Ooh!

Good evening, sir. Canape?

Mmm, yummy!

Would you like to take a few extra for your children?

Oh... I don't have any.

Airtight alibi.

Hang in there, buddy.

I bet they're running late.

I'll wait out front here until they show up.

Buh-bye!

They're not coming, huh?

Canape?

This case is officially cold.

I guess I'm stuck with this review forever.

I think I just need to... ...move on.

It's for the best.

Can you say that one more time into the camera?

Alright, alright, don't get--

Wait a minute!

Oh wow, they actually match the profile 100%.

The case is hot again! Bye!

That lady with the armadillo forgot her gift bag!

Aah! Curb!

She's getting away!

Hah!

Come on!

We lost 'em.

We're not giving up now!

Come on, Lil, how is this worth the effort?

It's a review! Who cares?

Apparently, I do, Jack!

Turns out I'm not confident at all.

I only thought I was awesome

'cause other people told me I was.

Now that someone finally said I'm really not,

maybe they're right.

You can't please everyone,

but as far as I'm concerned,

four out of five stars ain't bad, Lil.

Three out of five!

You know what I meant.

Let's just go home.

How the heck do you get outta this place?

I can't believe it! We found 'em!

Wait!

What if it's another random flamingo owner?

We've been burned before.

Oh yeah, it's her.

So what's the game plan?

I just wanna plead for my dignity, my humanity.

Does anyone deserve two stars be revoked without due process?

Well!

If it isn't the girl who gave ol' Flammy

the best pluck 'n' tuck she's ever had!

Did you say... best?

It was a near-perfect experience.

A solid 3.9.

You know it's out of five, right?

Don't be silly!

Five stars is only for the good Lord

and The Poundcake Palace.

So did I even do anything wrong?

Not as far as I'm concerned!

I have never been treated like that in all my life.

Certainly not how I've ever groomed Flammy at home.

Mwah! A flawless three-star experience.

Uh, Lily?

What happened back there? Did you finally snap?

You know you didn't get the review changed.

Honestly, Jack, should've listened to you long ago.

Oh no, you really have lost it.

Hearing all that nonsense out loud,

everything kinda made sense again.

Nobody can tell me how to feel about myself

'cause I know me better than they do.

And let's be honest, I'm great.

So you're just gonna accept that review?

After everything you put us through to get here?

Aren't you happy? You were right, I was wrong.

This is a big Jack W.

Four stars means five stars

but nobody gets four stars either?

Where's the logic?

It's just an online review, Jack.

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together, we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪

♪ Me and you ♪

♪ Together, we can't lose ♪

♪ Me and you, me and you ♪