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As a promise exchanged by their parents,
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the witch Nico and the ogre Morihito
had to suddenly begin living together.
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The high school life she was
looking forward to has been enriching,
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and in the midst of her feelings
toward Morihito on the rise,
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the tengu Kanshi also begins
living with them.
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Thanks to Kanshi's
high communication skills,
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the witch and her familiars' daily lives
continue to become livelier than ever.
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Absolutely not!
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Please, I beg of you, Governor!
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You just have to wait one month
until I can pay my living expenses!
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No! I refuse!
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It's your fault for always blowing away
your allowance on useless things!
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Just pay with your body!
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What?
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{\an8}AKEBONO PARK
NOW HIRING PERFORMERS
YOU CAN BE A FIGHTER
IN A HERO SHOW!
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They're hiring at Akebono Park
for their hero show.
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Now go work that body!
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I hate part-time jobs!
I don't wanna work!
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It's all troublesome and not fun at all,
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plus I feel myself becoming an adult
and it makes me sad!
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No! It's sad!
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Kanshi has the potential
to become a Super Neet.
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{\an8}KANSHI'S PART-TIME JOB DIARIES
~THE SUPERHERO SHOW~
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Your acrobatic skills
are definitely top notch. You pass.
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I'm not even using half of my skills yet.
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Yeah, you might even be fit for that role.
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We originally had you come in
to try out for one of the fighter roles.
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But our actor for the hero suddenly
got injured, and can't play his role anymore.
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I'd like to ask you...
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to play the hero!
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Are you serious?
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Oh, nice!
You're looking good, Otto-man!
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He's called Otto-man?
I've never heard of him.
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You've never heard of Otto-man?
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It's quite a famous hero TV show
that's popular among moms and kids.
{\an8}MARRIED MAN
OTTO-MAN
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But not the dads?
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All right, let's get to rehearsing!
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We don't have that much time,
so just memorize the flow of things!
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Then we hit the stage in two hours!
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Yessir.
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My first job is pretty hard.
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Let's start with the first scene,
which is before he transforms.
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You come in when he transforms,
so just stand back and watch.
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All right.
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Let's start from the top,
all in one go. Action!
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Otto-man, or rather, Yuichiro Sugata,
wakes up at 7am every morning.
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Oh, good morning.
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A high pressure front will bring sunny skies
to the Tokai and Kanto regions.
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However, the temperature seems
to be dropping for Western Japan.
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Kyushu will start to see some rain
early in the morning. And in...
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He doesn't really talk to his wife.
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What the hell is this?
What am I watching right now?
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Hey, don't interrupt!
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This isn't something
you'd show at an amusement park!
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You obviously
have to start with the daily life!
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You definitely don't need the awkward
morning scene with the wife!
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This is what's important!
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You're new here,
so stop commenting on the scene!
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Okay, next! Commuting scene!
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This is the most boring hero show ever!
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Since Otto-man wanted to sit down
on a seat, he let one train go by.
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Do we really need this scene?
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So he couldn't sit after all?
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At his temporary relocation, Otto-man
became friends with a lady coworker,
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Hanaoka, who invites him out to lunch.
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When's the monster gonna come out?
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I'm sorry I had to decline your offer,
after you kindly invited me.
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But, why me?
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Oh, there you go again.
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"Why me, why me?" You always say that.
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I know so many good parts
about you, Mr. Sugata.
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It's only been a short time,
but I've always been watching you.
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Damn it, I think I'm getting
invested in this!
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I'm sorry, Mr. Sugata,
I know you're married and everything.
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But your short term here with us
is almost over, so I wanted to be brave.
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This isn't fair at all, is it?
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Man, who cares about the monsters,
what's gonna happen?
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I'm not sure how to answer.
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What's up with him?
You gotta be brave too, Otto-man!
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You're always dodging me, aren't you?
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Yeah, you tell him, Ms. Hanaoka!
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Mr. Sugata.
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No...
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Otto-man!
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Wait, what?!
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Are you serious?
It was Ms. Hanaoka all along?
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This time I'll meta-meta mess you up!
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There you are, you black company!
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You sure switched into fighting mode fast!
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You're up!
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You're Otto-man! Get out there and fight!
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I'm gonna go crazy!
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Working Man's Kick!
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Cut!
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Metaboli can't move around much
because of his size,
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so he's a villain who just gives orders!
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You're supposed to fight
these strestlers over here!
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Got it.
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At least the new guy
can move around really well.
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Okay, once you defeat them,
get back to work!
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Lunch time is almost over!
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You have to be that realistic?
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And then, since he was late
returning from lunch,
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Otto-man received a stern lecture
from his manager for about an hour.
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That's just way too sad.
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I'm home.
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Oh, you bought some wine?
Is there a special occasion?
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Yes, it's our wedding anniversary.
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The scenes at the house are so depressing.
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What? Did you forget?
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I-I'm so sorry.
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It looks like we'll have to do
that thing again then, won't we?
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Okay.
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And so, Otto-man once again
becomes his wife's ottoman!
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Ugh, your back is just the best for my feet.
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Otto-man, what are you doing, my man?!
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And, signature line!
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I! Am! Otto-man! Yeah!
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God damn it!
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You're so noisy about everything!
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By day, he's Otto-man,
and by night, he's an ottoman!
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I know why this isn't popular
among the dads!
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It's fine as long as the kids like it!
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You can't let children see this!
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Whatever, just don't disrupt
the performance on the stage.
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Follow the script, or you won't get paid!
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The real world sure is tough.
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Okay, everyone take a break
until the show starts.
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Are you the person who plays Metaboli?
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Your foot's injured.
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Yeah, I'm Hironaka, the guy
who used to play Otto-man.
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Sorry for causing you trouble.
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I sprained my ankle during rehearsal.
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I couldn't do stunts anymore,
so they switched me around.
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And my son was so excited because
it was my first hero role, too.
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I really let him down.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
Is your son here today?
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Yeah, he'd already bought a ticket.
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So I'll have to do my best
when playing as Metaboli.
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It's tough when your parent
has to break a promise.
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It feels like you saw a weak part of them.
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Especially for my dad. I want him to be
this unwavering, strong presence.
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Mr. Hironaka, can you contact your son?
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What?
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Tell him, "I! Am! Otto-man!"
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And then, it was showtime.
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That's kinda weird.
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How dare you do this to me!
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I'm gonna meta-meta mess you up so fast!
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Something feels off.
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This wasn't in the script!
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Try to punch me, you super-masochist
foot rest! I'll take you out in no time!
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Metaboli isn't that spirited!
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That monster is Kan, right?
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But he told us he'd be playing the hero.
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Maybe something came up.
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Uh, hey, Kanshi.
What am I supposed to do?
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Come at me!
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But my ankle...
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Whatever you can manage is fine!
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A son's first hero is his father.
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You have to show him your strength!
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Cushion kick.
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What?!
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Otto-man's strong!
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K-Kanshi, are you okay?
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What the hell's up with this guy?
He's way stronger than I thought. I'm scared!
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I'll get you, you little brat!
Come at me, Otto-man!
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Cushion punch.
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{\an8}BOOP
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And on today's show,
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the super-strong Otto-man defeated
the monster with flashy action!
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It was said to be
the most successful show yet.
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This feels too good!
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Switching roles and ignoring the script!
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How could you do such a thing?
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No paychecks for the both of you!
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From today's work shift,
Kanshi Kazamatsuri made...
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zero yen.
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I don't think I'm cut out for part-time work.
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But I think your personality
would be great in a work environment.
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I think it'll be a good idea
to keep trying different kinds of jobs.
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What?
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I'll wait
for this month's living expenses.
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Really? Hey, what's gotten into you
all of a sudden? So nice!
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Moi is actually a nice person, Kan.
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Hey, after a month passes,
you'll just be paying two month's worth.
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If you can't pay up, you'll get punished.
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I know, I get it! I promise
I won't waste any more money!
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Isn't that nice?
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I! Am! Otto-man! Yeah!
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One month later...
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{\an8}WAITING 30 MINUTES
UNTIL THE INSTANT NOODLES ARE DONE.
"MY CELL PHONE IS SO SLOW, TOO."
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{\an8}KANSHI'S PART-TIME JOB DIARIES
~THE SIDE JOB~
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My side job...
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is going to make my brain melt.
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I can't do this anymore!
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I picked up a side job of packing screws
to make some money, but I hate it!
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I want to quit!
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I haven't even gone through one box,
and I'm already sick of looking at screws.
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But I need to make money during break time
or I won't be able to pay the living expenses.
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I really don't want to be Otto-man anymore!
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A spell that makes you move faster?
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Please, Nico.
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There is one, but why do you need it?
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Your movements are already
so fidgety that you're restless.
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That's kinda rude.
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I'm not progressing with my side job.
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I thought about working
while watching a movie,
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but from the start of the movie
to the end, I'm still holding the same screw.
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- Isn't that weird?
- That's because you're watching the movie.
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And I took on a large quantity, too.
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My room is packed with boxes
and I'll never finish!
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I can speed you up to 1.5 times faster
all the way to 10 times faster.
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The faster the better.
I'll take the maximum speed, please!
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It comes with a lot of warnings, though.
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If you just tell me what they are,
I'll be careful.
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I feel like I'm watching an old man buy
an appliance that he doesn't know much about.
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Okay, here are the warnings.
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One. This spell cannot be dispelled
at any point.
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The effect will wear off automatically
in three days' time.
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That's great.
I can concentrate on my side job.
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Two. While under this spell,
you cannot attack anything.
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What an absurd thing to say.
I'm just gonna be putting screws in bags.
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Three. You might have a mental breakdown
for the 10 times faster option.
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What does that even mean?
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That's just complaints from normies
who can't handle speed, right?
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I'm a speedster tengu!
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Kanshi Kazamatsuri...
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Go ahead, Nico.
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...is the type of person who'll act first
without thinking, and then regret it later.
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Okay, here we go.
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Kwi-kwick, 10 times speed!
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How is it, Kan?
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Did he say, "Ree"? What?
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Kan?
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Oh no, Kan's just saying, "Ree ree rah."
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H-He's moving so fast
that we can't understand him.
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He got a piece of paper
and is writing something down.
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He decided that talking won't work.
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{\an8}I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU GUYS ARE SAYING.
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00:15:39,143 --> 00:15:39,933
What?
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00:15:40,183 --> 00:15:44,273
I get it! His brain is moving
at 10 times the speed.
245
00:15:44,863 --> 00:15:46,613
From Kanshi's point of view,
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00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,573
we're moving at 0.1 times the speed,
so our words are also slowing down, too.
247
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:54,823
What kind of world is that?
248
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:08,343
They're speaking in a low tone
and sound just like ghosts! Super scary!
249
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:13,723
And their movements are slow the entire time
and it's rattling my brain. Way too horror!
250
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,103
Please stop that!
251
00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:21,353
I'm gonna go insane!
When is this gonna be over?
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One. The effect will wear off automatically
in three days' time.
253
00:16:25,063 --> 00:16:26,523
That's right.
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00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:30,863
I can't. I can't be around them anymore.
255
00:16:31,443 --> 00:16:32,953
I'll just get to work.
256
00:17:02,853 --> 00:17:04,233
This still sucks.
257
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,943
What the hell?
258
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:10,153
I thought I'd be moving 10 times faster
so I can finish, but that's not the case.
259
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,863
Time is moving slower!
260
00:17:11,863 --> 00:17:14,783
It's only been ten minutes?
I've been at this for almost two hours!
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00:17:15,823 --> 00:17:20,493
I can't talk to anyone,
so is this loneliness going to last for three days?
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00:17:22,163 --> 00:17:25,923
It's not three days. It's 30 days.
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00:17:26,173 --> 00:17:29,173
You're kidding me, right?
I have to be by myself for a month?
264
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,673
No, no! I can't do it!
265
00:17:31,673 --> 00:17:34,803
I have to tell Nico, and ask her
to get me back to normal.
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He's back.
267
00:17:38,143 --> 00:17:40,183
It's only been ten minutes.
268
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He's saying something.
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We can't understand you.
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Kanshi, slower. Try talking slower.
{\an8}TALK SLOWER
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Slower.
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More slower.
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I'm sad.
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You're sad, huh?
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I'm sorry, Kan!
I can't do anything about this.
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Nico, he can't understand you.
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I can't do anything about this!
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That might work.
279
00:18:12,923 --> 00:18:15,883
There he goes. This really is kinda sad.
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00:18:16,343 --> 00:18:17,723
Wait, there he is.
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He's eating.
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00:18:20,473 --> 00:18:24,603
Wait a minute. In Kanshi's world,
since everything is sped up by ten,
283
00:18:25,143 --> 00:18:27,733
that means he'll probably eat
30 meals in one day!
284
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:28,943
What?
285
00:18:29,483 --> 00:18:32,273
He finished eating within seconds
and went back to his room.
286
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:35,783
I feel so sorry for him
that I can't watch anymore.
287
00:18:37,863 --> 00:18:41,373
So for three days,
we won't be able to talk to him,
288
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:44,373
and he'll be running through the house
over and over.
289
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,623
Yeah.
290
00:18:46,003 --> 00:18:50,423
But let's just try to be sympathetic toward
the lonely struggle that he's going through.
291
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:55,303
I did say three days,
but for Kan, it might be...
292
00:18:55,503 --> 00:18:56,883
Don't think about that.
293
00:18:57,383 --> 00:18:58,513
There he is again.
294
00:18:58,513 --> 00:18:59,683
What is it now?
295
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,553
He's eating again.
296
00:19:01,763 --> 00:19:04,263
What? But he just ate 30 minutes ago.
297
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,433
Thirty minutes times ten is around
five hours, so it wouldn't be strange.
298
00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:09,563
That's just so sad.
299
00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:14,733
Kan is the one who loved talking
while eating with everyone the most, too.
300
00:19:14,733 --> 00:19:17,323
Now he's just speedily
eating his food, then leaving.
301
00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:21,573
I'm sorry, Kan, you must be so lonely.
I'll try to be nice.
302
00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:25,083
Please stop freaking me out!
303
00:19:26,163 --> 00:19:27,333
He said something.
304
00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:32,083
And so, Kanshi's lifestyle speed
times ten continued.
305
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:36,553
For now, we purchased more food
and placed it on the dining room table.
306
00:19:37,003 --> 00:19:40,423
We're not sure when he's eating it,
but it's been decreasing at a fast pace.
307
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,343
When we pass by each other
in the house,
308
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:47,353
he'll stop in front of me
for a split second, and then leave.
309
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,643
But for him,
it probably wasn't a split second.
310
00:19:51,603 --> 00:19:53,853
I become ashamed of my slowness.
311
00:19:54,813 --> 00:19:57,113
At night, I peeked into his room.
312
00:19:57,823 --> 00:19:59,863
He had long since finished his part-time job
313
00:20:00,403 --> 00:20:03,113
and was staring quietly
at his household shrine.
314
00:20:04,033 --> 00:20:05,953
I closed the door.
315
00:20:08,453 --> 00:20:10,753
When I woke up in the morning,
there was a message.
{\an8}ONE DAY IS REALLY LONG.
IT'S REALLY TIRESOME.
I KNOW.
CAN YOU PLEASE BUY ME UNDERWEAR?
316
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,383
For him, several days had already passed.
317
00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:16,633
Looks like he's washing
his underwear by hand.
318
00:20:17,463 --> 00:20:19,213
But it's taking forever to dry.
319
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,133
All the underwear he owned
was gently swaying in the wind.
320
00:20:22,593 --> 00:20:24,133
I ran out and bought more underwear.
321
00:20:24,513 --> 00:20:26,643
He then appeared in front of me
like the wind.
322
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:31,393
He grasped my hand,
and cried for about three seconds.
323
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,153
Thanks for coming, Keigo.
324
00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,283
Kamaitachi weasel?
325
00:20:39,283 --> 00:20:40,403
It's Kan.
326
00:20:40,733 --> 00:20:42,863
Oh, yeah, that's right.
327
00:20:43,953 --> 00:20:47,073
So you said you had an idea?
328
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,163
Yeah.
329
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,793
There's an app where you can record his voice
and then replay it at a slower speed.
330
00:20:52,623 --> 00:20:55,543
I see. Then we can hear what he's saying.
331
00:20:55,543 --> 00:20:59,303
Oh, Kan.
You'll finally be able to talk to us.
332
00:20:59,553 --> 00:21:01,133
It's been two days.
333
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:03,923
For him, he hasn't had a decent conversation
with anyone for 20 days.
334
00:21:05,893 --> 00:21:07,263
- Kanshi?
- Kan?
335
00:21:10,893 --> 00:21:13,313
How are you guys?
336
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:14,603
He talked!
337
00:21:14,603 --> 00:21:16,943
I didn't even record him yet,
but he's talking normally.
338
00:21:17,153 --> 00:21:21,733
I... prac... ticed.
339
00:21:22,113 --> 00:21:24,993
I practiced!
340
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:28,823
With a lot of time on his hands,
Kanshi had mastered the Slow Language.
341
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,833
And we all hung out together.
342
00:21:32,453 --> 00:21:34,713
I even practiced walking, too.
343
00:21:34,963 --> 00:21:38,963
It's hard to walk slowly,
so you just gotta take smaller steps.
344
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,003
This is how I walk.
345
00:21:40,003 --> 00:21:40,753
{\an8}SCOOT
SCOOT
SCOOT
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00:21:40,753 --> 00:21:41,843
Scary!
347
00:21:43,213 --> 00:21:46,223
That night, we all ate together
at the dinner table.
348
00:21:47,183 --> 00:21:50,603
The rice I put in his bowl
disappeared in an instant,
349
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,183
but he still sat with us.
350
00:21:57,443 --> 00:22:00,363
Just when he was getting used
to that slow life,
351
00:22:00,613 --> 00:22:01,983
the time had finally come.
352
00:22:01,983 --> 00:22:04,493
It made me laugh so hard.
353
00:22:07,203 --> 00:22:08,363
It's back to normal.
354
00:22:08,533 --> 00:22:09,413
You did it, Kanshi.
355
00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:10,873
Welcome back, Kan.
356
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:15,503
You guys are talking way too fast
357
00:22:15,503 --> 00:22:17,833
and it's scary!
358
00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:19,633
Why are you talking like that?
359
00:22:20,003 --> 00:22:23,803
Kanshi was now being afflicted
with speed lag!
360
00:22:23,963 --> 00:22:25,593
I'm gonna go insane!
361
00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:00,643
Let's do the next episode preview
with two times the speed. Kwi-kwick!
362
00:24:00,643 --> 00:24:02,313
How was this episode's WITCH WATCH?
Man, I really had a rough time.
363
00:24:02,313 --> 00:24:03,563
Before that, hurry up
and buy me new underwear.
364
00:24:03,563 --> 00:24:04,483
So I can replace the ones you wore!
365
00:24:04,483 --> 00:24:05,863
I wore it by mistake!
I washed it and gave it back.
366
00:24:05,863 --> 00:24:06,773
Washing it won't cut it! If your crotch
touches it once, I can never wear it again.
367
00:24:06,773 --> 00:24:07,783
{\an8}NEXT EPISODE
DEAR KARA
NEW FRIENDS
DATE WITH THE KNIGHT
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00:24:07,783 --> 00:24:09,823
How could you say that?
I thought we were friends.
369
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,993
- You wore ogre underwear but you're still weak.
- What are you guys even talking about?
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00:24:11,993 --> 00:24:16,993
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