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Are you recording?

Can I talk?

Kan, you say something.

Hey there! It's Kanshi.

It's Nico.

And so, what are we doing today, Nico?

Wait, I'm going to say it?
Kan, you say it.

We'll be singing an original song
that we made.

Yay!

The sun is smiling in the sky.
We can, can, smile, smile! So happy!

[PARENT ALERT] OUR ROOMMATE BURST IN
WHILE WE WERE FILMING LOLOL

Shut up! What the hell
are you guys doing at this hour?

You're uploading videos?

KAN AND NICO'S CHANNEL

Yeah! I heard you can easily make money
if you become a YouTuber.

I heard it's easy!

Don't underestimate YouTubers!

It's not a world that you two idiots can
casually take on and get famous.

There're way too many youngsters

who imitate other YouTubers,
get bored of it, and then quit.

But the thing is, Morihito...

I heard you can make money
just by having fun.

Who the hell
is spreading such false lies?

Sergeant Punch at Hyoutan Park.

I don't know who that is,
but he sounds dumb!

Geez, I was wondering what you guys
were doing lately every night.

Oh well, so what kind of videos
have you been making?

Kan and Nico's Channel.
Sounds like Kan and Aki's Channel.

Your subscriber count is so low!

This reeks of imitation.

And the thumbnails
don't even pull me in.

LET'S PLAY

Oh come on!
This enemy really pisses me off!
[LET'S PLAY] KANSHI PLAYS SMASH KANGAROO

Ugh, this is horrible.

This game isn't balanced at all!
I should call support and complain.

It's just a video of Kanshi placing
a camera behind him while playing a game.

He's just being salty and mumbling
negativity. How annoying.

I TRIED DANCING

Rain, rain, go away.
Come again another day.
[I TRIED DANCING] REALLY HARD TO "RAIN, RAIN, GO AWAY"

A children's song?
Dance to a song that's popular!

She's being so awkward while dancing.
I can't, this is too cringey.

UNBOXING

[UNBOXING] WE BOUGHT A HAIR DRYER!

Do you need scissors?

Hmm, just give me a second.

I can't get it.

For the love of god, edit!

What the hell is this? It's all crap!

Like home videos with no self-control.

But he said we can easily make money.

Forget about
Sergeant Punch's mutterings.

Listen. It's really difficult to make videos
that will remain in peoples' hearts.

Plus, if you want advertising revenue,
KAN AND NICO ARE MINORS,
SO IT'S A PARENT'S ACCOUNT

you need a considerable
amount of views and subscribers.

15 VIEWS

What's this "15 views"?

Is it you guys just replaying
your own video?

No, people have left comments, too.

KANSHI'S VOICE SOUNDS LIKE A VOICE ACTOR'S

These are definitely your friends.

NICO, I WATCHED IT

That's Kuku and Kara.

Dang it, there're only three comments
and we already got a flamer.
MY CLASSMATE STARTED POSTING VIDEOS,
SO I CHECKED IT OUT. BUT WHAT THE HELL
IS THIS TRASH? YOU'RE JUST STEALING THE FORMAT
OF POPULAR VIDEOS. HAVE YOU HEARD OF EDITING?
WHO THE HELL IS WATCHING THESE VIDEOS?
WELL I GUESS I WATCHED IT LULZ

That's probably Arashi Komeran.

Flaming is not our friend!

Like Komeran wrote,
your channel has no uniqueness.

You're validating him?

Your videos are all over the place
and don't have any concept.

You should make videos that enhance
each of your distinct characteristics.

Even if you say that, we don't have
any distinct characteristics.

We're just two dummies!

It's not like we can upload videos
about our magic and mystic powers...

Of course not!

If you're serious about this,
I might have someone who you can talk to.

This is Keigo Magami,
our class's loser hipster guy.

Maybe don't call him a loser
when he's right there?

Wait, when did you two
become friends?

We're not friends or anything,
but we've started talking.

Uploading videos, huh?

Well, I indeed do that, in a sense.

Even if you watch my videos,
I don't think you'll really get them.

There's a range to my content,
but I think introducing is the main one?

I buy all kinds of gadgets and items
that catch my eye.

I also do movie reviews

and introduce new bands because
you've probably never heard about them.

I mean, they're just not well-known.

I'm always chasing those indie artists.

I'm seriously such a weird guy. Yeah.

Are you guys uploading something, too?

Yeah, about that...

But I don't know
if you can use me as a reference,

since I just learned everything on my own.

I'm just relying on my senses so I don't have
any real structure or anything like that.

I just do what I want and probably
end up making weird videos.

Yeah, I'm probably kinda weird.

Oh my god,
what are you going on about?

Hurry up and show us the video!

You're getting up in my space.

I can't deal with someone like you.

These guys are polar opposites.

KEIGO MAGAMI ~INVISIBLE RAINBOW~
SUBSCRIBERS: 83 PEOPLE
[USED BOOK] THE RARE BOOK THAT MAGAMI GOT
102 VIEWS

Here's my channel.

"Keigo Magami, Invisible Rainbow."

Ugh, shut up.

You also don't have that many subscribers.

Let's just watch one.

[SERIOUSLY THE BEST] WHEN DIRECTOR MANGOSTEEN
MOGI'S NEWEST FILM WAS WAY TOO GOOD

What's up guys, it's Keigo.

Today, we'll be going over
the popular romantic movie,

"You Showed Me Something With My Eyes."
We'll be reviewing this today!

You what now?

Oh man, like seriously this was the best,
I mean the best movie!

Starting from Act 1, to Act 2, then
all the way to Act 3, it was pretty great!

What was great about it?

So this movie was the long-awaited

new release from the director of
"The Naughty Monk Series," Mangosteen Mogi.

The who and what now?

I was so looking forward to this movie,

because I have a lot respect
for this director, Mangosteen Mogi.

I mean, I also like other directors like
Don Kabashima and Skalski,

but you probably haven't heard of them.

Oh what? Am I the only one who likes them?

It really grabs at my heart when
I watch things that no one else watches.

But because of that, I don't have
many friends who I can talk to.

That's just who I am,
and it can't be helped, right?

PLEASE SUBSCRIBE

"Invisible Rainbow."

By the way, did you guys watch
Director Mangosteen Mogi's

debut film, "The Imperfect Wink" yet?

That actually has an original manga to it,

and it's super unpopular
so you've probably never heard of it,

but it's actually
affected my life tremendously.

Back when I would stand out in class,
well, I still stand out now,

it's become my emotional support
throughout the years.

It taught me not to worry about what other
people think, and that I should just be me.

That's what I got from that series.
Oh yeah, by the way...

That's enough!

What the hell is this?

Hurry up and tell us about that movie!

You just keep talking about yourself
and only yourself, and can't stay on topic!

But in the later half of the video...

Just get to the subject
and end it already! It's too long!

Your other videos...

"Magami's Favorite Quotes."

"Magami's T-Shirt Collection."

"Magami's Morning Routine."

None of that sounds interesting.

The need for self-approval
is strong for this one.

Leave me alone, will you?

I'm kinda interested
in your T-shirt collection.

Well, regardless of the content,

Magami's videos had more professionalism
to them compared to the Kan and Nico videos.

Can you only teach them
how to increase their viewership?

You're a nice person,
but kind of rude, huh?

And so, Keigo Magami lectured them
on the important points

of posting videos to the internet.

I see. Thumbnail, editing, opening,
and background music are all important.

You're utilizing all these points,
but why won't your viewership increase?

Uh, well... As I said,
my videos are pretty niche!

And I don't intend for people
to understand them.

12,000 VIEWS

There's one video with a lot of views.

Oh, I programmed a simple game,
and introduced it.

That unexpectedly got a lot of views.

Amazing!

THIS IS HILARIOUS
GOT A SCREW LOOSE THERE BUDDY
You're getting teased in the comments.

WHAT A TRASH GAME
I ACTUALLY KNOW THE GUY WHO MADE THIS
AND HE'S DEF A LOSER HIPSTER.
HE THINKS HE'S COOL BECAUSE
HE'S DOING SOMETHING DIFFERENT

It's fine! As long as people watch it, it's okay.

What? Is that true?

- Yeah, I'm just an idiot.
- But you're teaching us!

Okay.

We're gonna film a "Let's Play."

I borrowed equipment from Magami.

I brought some other stuff, too.

Wow, thanks!

It's manga!

Yeah, I don't know though.
I like it, but if you read it, you might not.

A movie, huh?

Ohh, I only watch B movies though,
so you might not get it.

This is a bad game,
so I think I'm the only one who likes it.

Then don't bring it!

We'll play Magami's game.

The player will be Nico.

I've acquired a green screen.

This looks serious!

He's getting serious.

Just sit here and play
as you would normally.

What should I do?

Stay out of the shot.

What?

With that, they filmed a video
entirely with Morihito's directions,

and edited by Morihito.

I think you should put some text here.

Sounds good.

The meticulous, studious person paired with
the loser hipster actually make a great team, huh?

[LET'S PLAY] I PLAYED MY FRIEND'S CRAP GAME

And then, it was uploaded!

The sun is smiling in the sky!

We can, can, smile, smile!
Kan and Nico Channel!

Hey there, hey there,
hey there folks! It's Nico!

And Kanshi!

Today, we'll be playing a game
that our friend made!

Okay, let's get started. Hey there, go!

It's a game called
"Slime Lotion Gel Amoeba."

SLIME LOTION GEL AMOEBA

Don't say it like, "Red Hot Chili Peppers."

Let's see, in this slimy world, you lead
two grasshoppers to the goal.

That's kind of a weird game.

Can't you make it look a bit more cutesy?

Here we go.

Whoa! It's slippery!

Oh no, the two grasshoppers might clash.

Why do I have to watch two bugs
sumo wrestling in lotion?

Wait, I don't know which is which?

Why are they the same color?

It died.

It died?! With just that?

The ground is all slippery
and the surroundings are all spikey.

It's a world of madness.

I got it!
If I keep somersaulting, I won't slip.

What the hell is wrong
with the developer of this game?

I feel like I'm in a nightmare.

You're a grasshopper,
so can you jump?

I can, but...

It jumps too hard and dies!

How many times are you dying?

We haven't even advanced
since we started playing!

And then, this video went viral!
[LET'S PLAY] I PLAYED MY FRIEND'S CRAP GAME

The viewership just keeps growing!

And it's only been a few hours
since we uploaded it.

Our follower count grew by a lot, too!

THIS IS HILARIOUS.
I LOVE YOUR REACTIONS

And the comments look good, too.

NICO'S EXPRESSIONS ARE CUTE
KANSHI'S JAB'S ARE FUNNY

We did it, Morihito!

Thank you Moi, and Keigo!

Yeah.

[LET'S PLAY] I PLAYED MY FRIEND'S CRAP GAME

Wow, I didn't think
people would love this video.

The most important thing
is to utilize the performers' uniqueness.

Magami's game that brought out
his strange sense.

Kanshi's voice-only side jabs.

And then...

Nico's cuteness!

If you have a weapon to use in battle,
you gotta use it to the fullest.

Afterwards, the Kan and Nico Channel
posted three more videos,

[SURPRISE] WE SURPRISED NICO
THREE TIMES IN A ROW, AND...

[GACHA] A SUPER RARE FIND
IN THE PLANT AND HUMANOID SERIES...

which all did fairly well.

[COOKING] NICO BAKES SWEETS
WHILE KANSHI JABS

And then...

Hey, what are we filming next?

I'm a bit busy right now.

They got bored with it!

It's the youngsters who imitated
other YouTubers and then quit!

Nico, you're on duty this week, right?
THE TEA CEREMONY IS A PIECE OF TEA CAKE

Here's the class journal.

Oh, thanks so much.

That's Suzuka Kiyomiya.

Beautiful on the inside and outside,
and the daughter of an elite family.

She's also smart and basically flawless.

I secretly want to be just like her.

I bet this is the type of girl that
Moi likes. Traditional and prim.

Oh, I adore her.

She probably has a great singing voice,
can cook well,

and has beautiful handwriting.

SUZUKA KIYOMIYA

Kiyomiya, your writing is so messy!

I'm actually inept at a lot of things.

That's surprising.

Kiyomiya, I saw you as the type
who can do anything well.

I possess the knowledge,
but I can never execute anything well.

Ever since I was a child, my grandmother
put me through all kinds of lessons.

But when I write poetry,
I'm told that it looks like an evil sigil.

When I arrange flowers, I'm told
it looks like an insect from the demon world.

When I dance the traditional dance,

I'm told that I look like
a possessed marionette doll.

Why is everything compared
to something devilish?

I even made this bento lunch
that I have here.

That chicken karaage looks delicious.

This is supposed to be fried shrimp.

How clumsy are you?

So what you wanted to talk to me about...

Please, Nico!

Please make me skillful with your magic!

I can give you lots of money for it!

Also terrible at asking for things.

So, there isn't a spell that can do
what you're looking for.

And my spells usually have
a time limit to them.

A temporary spell would be fine, too.

The thing is, my grandmother said that
she'll be testing me on the tea ceremony.

And if I don't pass,
my lessons will increase.

I don't want my adolescence
to be stolen by these lessons anymore.

Having your life filled with lessons is tough.

A tea ceremony, huh?

Lots of purposeful,
careful movements are involved.

I don't have any spells
that make you skillful, but...

Moi, can I see your hand?

You, too, Kiyomiya.

Here you go.

Synclone!

Now Moi, try moving your hand.

She's moving just like me.

On the day of the test, I'll cast
this spell on your bodies, and Moi

can control your movements from
a different room. Let's go with that strategy.

I have to master the tea ceremony now?

With that said...

by independently
studying books and videos,

and with help from the Tea Ceremony Club,
he actually mastered it!

I'm always so amazed.

Saturday, the Kiyomiya residence.

The test is tomorrow,
but let's practice today.

The substitute test taker
is taking this seriously, huh?

Wait, why are you here?

We need Magami's help this time, too.

I brought the gadget we talked about.

There's a small camera
inside these glasses.

You can feed the video to your smartphone.

That way, we'll be able to see
what's going on in the tea room.

Okay, since we have this room
to ourselves...

We'll use duct tape to place
where everything is in the tea room.

Kiyomiya, let's start rehearsing.

Terrible news, everyone.

Grandmother changed her schedule,
and is actually here today.

And she wants to conduct the test
today as well.

What?

It's suddenly test time, huh?

Listen well, Suzuka.
You understand, don't you?

If you cannot pass a simple test like this,

it's considered an embarrassment
as the daughter of the Kiyomiya family.

Moi, you have to answer.

Our mouths are synchronized, too?

Our mouths are synchronized, too?

Suzuka?

Watch what you're saying!
Just say, "Yes, Grandmother."

Yes, Grandmother.

This is really tough without a rehearsal.

You really are such a careless girl.

Back in my day,
things were so very strict.

Yes, Grandmother.

However, you will come to appreciate
mastering such lessons in your later years.

Yes, Grandmother.

When you're an adult, you'll find that
etiquette keeps society running smoothly.

Yes, Grandmother.

Am I boring you?

Yes, Grandmother.

You have to pay attention
to what she's saying, Moi.

Let's start from
when you enter the room. Begin!

OPEN THE DOOR

There are three steps
when opening the door.

Place your hand on the handle,
and slightly open it.

Then, open the door half way with your hand
around 24 cm from the bottom.

Switch to the opposite hand, and open
almost all the way, but not completely.

Place your hand on the handle.

Hand... on the handle...

Is that a cat?

S-Suzuka?

What's wrong? Won't you come in?
I'm getting a little scared.

I opened it in one fell swoop.

You can do it, Otogi.

ENTER THE ROOM

When you enter, while still sitting
on your knees, you shuffle in slowly.

First, place your sensu fan in front of you.

Put both of your fists on the tatami,
lift yourself, and move forward.

It looks like she became
some kind of frog toy.

Morihito's exerting the amount of strength
needed to move his own heavier body,

but that amount of power is too much
for Kiyomiya's lighter body.

I guess this spell doesn't take
those kinds of details into consideration.

Stare.

PARTAKE IN THE CANDY

Bow to the person next to you.

Humbly accept the plate.

Take out the folded paper
from your kimono.

Unfold it with the creases towards you,
set it down, and place the candy atop it.

Dang, Morihito really mastered this, huh?

They put out some rakugan candy.

We'll use Country Ma'am cookies
as a replacement.

Too fast!

A-Are you all right, Suzuka?

I think she might be choking.

You can't eat a Country Ma'am cookie
at the same pace of a dry candy.

But that's what I was given,
so it can't be helped!

What is it, Suzuka?
Are you in your rebellious age?

PARTAKE IN THE TEA

I humbly thank you for the tea.

Pick up the side of the bowl
with your right hand,

and use your left hand
to hold the bottom.

Turn the bowl twice in the clockwise direction
as you avoid the front of the bowl.

I can't see the position of her mouth
to the bowl, so just drink with instinct!

Thank you for the delicious tea.

It's all over you!

WIPE THE BOWL WITH YOUR FINGER

Please do wipe your mouth!

ADMIRE THE BOWL

Now isn't the time for admiration!
You look just like Kinnikuman!

You do not pass!

Suzuka, you fail to understand
the meaning behind learning these lessons.

The performing arts and martial arts
have meaning behind every movement.

Not a single movement is wasted.

And so, at the root of these beautiful movements
is where you find a person's heart.

You will learn everything again
from the beginning.

A bee!

It's not "Yee," it's "Yes"!

It's a giant hornet!

Oh, no, a bee! I hate them so much!

Grandmother!

I have to go help them.

No.

Ogre Qigong Fighting Style...

FIREFLY TRAP

Firefly Trap!

It was in this moment
that Setsuko Kiyomiya...

would later proclaim that she saw the most
beautiful performance she had ever seen.

And so,

after saving Grandmother from that bee,
and completing the ceremony,

she judged that I may still have hope,
and withdrew the failure.

Oh, that's great news.

Also...

for next time, I was told that
it sounds like the devil's temari song,

but I have a test in koto coming up.

Otogi, would you like to master
the koto next?

No thank you!

All right, did you enjoy that video?

If you thought it was funny, please click on that
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Ready, and...

The sun Kan shine, let's smile with Nico.
Chan-bala daba daba, dance the Lambada.

Dai dara bocchi, witch watcchi. Go, go, go!
And then clap your hands, clap, clap!
NEXT EPISODE
KANSHI'S PART-TIME JOB DIARIES
~THE SUPERHERO SHOW~
KANSHI'S PART-TIME JOB DIARIES
~THE SIDE JOB~

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