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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,401 --> 00:00:02,635    - PREVIOUSLY ON  THE BIG C...      2 00:00:02,635 --> 00:00:03,837  - I DON'T GET   WHY NOT LIVING IN MY OWN HOUSE.    3 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,071  WE NEED THERAPY.  4 00:00:05,071 --> 00:00:06,573  - THERAPY DOESN'T SOUND   LIKE A GOOD TIME TO ME.  5 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:09,175  - I'M GONNA KEEP ON SEEING HER,     EVEN IF I HAVE TO DO IT ALONE.     6 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:11,378  - THESE ARE SOME TIPS     ON HOW TO TALK TO LOVED ONES.     7 00:00:11,378 --> 00:00:12,946  A LOT OF PEOPLE   FIND IT VERY DIFFICULT.  8 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:14,481  - YOU'RE NOT GOING     TO SOCCER CAMP THIS SUMMER.  9 00:00:14,481 --> 00:00:15,949  - WAIT, WHAT?  10 00:00:15,949 --> 00:00:17,550  - YOU'RE GONNA BE     REAL POPULAR THIS SUMMER.  11 00:00:17,550 --> 00:00:20,286  - I HAVE NO IDEA     WHO I'M GONNA BE THIS SUMMER.     12 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:32,232  [Leftover Cuties'   Game Called Life]  13 00:00:32,232 --> 00:00:34,267  - ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪  14 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:39,205    ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪  15 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,009  ♪ STEP OUT  16 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:47,680    ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪  17 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:53,453  ♪ IS THIS   SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪  18 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:58,291  ♪ WILL SOMEONE   WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪  19 00:00:58,291 --> 00:01:03,630    ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST   A GAME WE PLAY ♪  20 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:08,768  ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪  21 00:01:18,611 --> 00:01:20,280  - OH!  22 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,782  CRAP.  23 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:48,475  [tires screech]  24 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:51,144  WELL, HELLO.  25 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:54,280    - I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.  26 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,149  I NEED MY SOCKS  27 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:57,550  AND MY RAZOR.  28 00:01:57,550 --> 00:01:59,319  [grunts]  29 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:00,987  IF I'M GONNA BE FORCED   TO LIVE WITH MY SISTER  30 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:02,422    INSTEAD OF IN MY OWN HOUSE  31 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,390    BECAUSE MY WIFE SUDDENLY   WANTS TO BE ALONE,  32 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,326    THEN THE LEAST I CAN HAVE   IS MY SOCKS.  33 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,800    ANGELA SAYS YOU'RE HOLDING ME      EMOTIONALLY HOSTAGE.  34 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,568  - WHO'S ANGELA?  35 00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:16,769  - MY SHRINK.  36 00:02:16,769 --> 00:02:18,571  USED TO BE OUR SHRINK,   REMEMBER?  37 00:02:18,571 --> 00:02:19,939  OH, WHY WOULD YOU?  38 00:02:19,939 --> 00:02:22,108  YOU WERE ONLY THERE   FOR FIVE MINUTES.  39 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:24,277  - WELL, TELL ANGELA   SHE'S KIND OF A BITCH.  40 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:25,912    - THAT MAKES TWO OF YOU.  41 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,718  - HEY.   I BOUGHT THAT.  42 00:02:31,718 --> 00:02:34,487  - FOR ME,   FOR MY BIRTHDAY...  43 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:35,855  WHEN YOU GAVE A SHIT   ABOUT US.  44 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:38,291  CALL ME WHEN YOU   GIVE A SHIT AGAIN.  45 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:43,796    [scooter engine turning]  46 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:52,906  [dog whines]  47 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:54,440  - THOMAS?  48 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:57,210  COME ON, TOM.  49 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,811  COME ON, HERE WE GO.  50 00:02:58,811 --> 00:02:59,879  HERE WE GO.  51 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:04,317  GOOD BOY.  52 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:07,020  [Thomas barks]   GO ON.  53 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,922    YOU SHOULD WATCH YOUR DOG.  54 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:09,989  HE WAS ON MY PORCH.  55 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:11,558  - YOU SHOULD WATCH   YOUR HUSBAND.  56 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:13,993  EVEL KNIEVEL THERE     ALMOST TOOK OUT MY MAILBOX.  57 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:15,495    WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE?  58 00:03:15,495 --> 00:03:16,729  HE LOSING HIS MARBLES?  59 00:03:16,729 --> 00:03:19,365  - LIKE I SAID,   WATCH YOUR DOG.  60 00:03:22,735 --> 00:03:24,037  ADAM!  61 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,373  ADAM.  62 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:28,808  HEY, ADAM, ADAM.  63 00:03:28,808 --> 00:03:29,876    I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.  64 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,411  - IS, UH, DAD   MOVING BACK IN?  65 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:33,947  - NO. NO, HE'S NOT,   NOT--NOT RIGHT NOW.  66 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:35,381  - YEAH, WELL, THEN   I'M GOING TO BRENT'S.  67 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:36,849  - ADAM...  68 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:39,152  I KNOW     YOU HATE MY GUTS RIGHT NOW.  69 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:40,620  I GET IT.  70 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,355  BUT SINCE   YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME,  71 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:44,290  WE MIGHT AS WELL     MAKE THE BEST OF IT. LOOK.  72 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:46,059  LOOK-IT!  73 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,761  LOOK!   DO YOU REMEMBER THIS?  74 00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:51,130  DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE RODE IT      FOR SOFT SERVE  75 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,198  EVERY DAY   THAT ONE SUMMER?  76 00:03:52,198 --> 00:03:53,766  - YEAH,   I WAS, LIKE, TEN.  77 00:03:53,766 --> 00:03:56,436    - WHY DON'T WE TAKE IT OUT   FOR ANOTHER SPIN, HMM?  78 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:59,606    TAKE IT OUT ON THE ROAD,     REALLY OPEN HER UP, CHILLAX?      79 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,140  WHAT DO YOU SAY?  80 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:02,775  - NO WAY.  81 00:04:02,775 --> 00:04:04,510    - I CAN'T RIDE IT MYSELF.  82 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:06,346  - WELL, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE       KICKED DAD OUT OF THE HOUSE,      83 00:04:06,346 --> 00:04:08,548  'CAUSE YOU'RE HIGH IF YOU THINK       I'M RIDING THAT WITH YOU.  84 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:10,817  I'D RATHER DIE.   - DON'T SAY THAT.  85 00:04:10,817 --> 00:04:12,585  - YEAH, WELL,     YOU SHOULDN'T SAY "CHILLAX."      86 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:13,820  IT'S GAY.  87 00:04:13,820 --> 00:04:16,756  - DON'T USE "GAY"   LIKE THAT.  88 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:23,096  [whimpers]  89 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:29,269  OH, OH.  90 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:35,608  [whimpers]  91 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:42,448  [breathes deeply]  92 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:45,451  [bicycle bell jingling]  93 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:50,456  HEY.   [chuckles]  94 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,759  YOU SHOULDN'T SIT OUT   IN THE SUN LIKE THAT.  95 00:04:52,759 --> 00:04:55,828  - ALL RIGHT, WHILE I GIVE KUDOS       FOR THE GREEN TRANSPORT,  96 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:57,096  YOU SHOULDN'T RIDE   THAT ALONE.  97 00:04:57,096 --> 00:04:58,865  IT'S KIND OF PATHETIC.  98 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:00,566  - HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE   A BIKE RIDE WITH ME  99 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:01,668  FOR SOFT SERVE?  100 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:03,436  - HUH. ME AND   MY MIDDLE-AGED SISTER  101 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:05,505  RIDING A TANDEM BIKE     FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE.  102 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:07,140    I DON'T KNOW WHAT COULD BE   MORE EMBARRASSING.  103 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,608  OH!   I DO KNOW.  104 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:11,044  COULD WE SPORT MATCHING     TYROLEAN HATS WHILE WE DO IT?     105 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:14,047  - YOU WEAR BAGGIES   FOR SHOES, SEAN.  106 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,983  YOU ARE SO NOT ALLOWED     TO SAY I'M EMBARRASSING.  107 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,951  - OH, BIKE   WITH YOUR OFFSPRING.  108 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:20,053  - I CAN'T.  109 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,487  HE HATES ME.  110 00:05:21,487 --> 00:05:23,623    - AND THIS IS SURPRISING   TO YOU?  111 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:25,224    - I AM PERFECTLY LIKEABLE.  112 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:27,860    - COME ON, CATHY, WAKE UP     AND SMELL YOUR $10 LATTE.  113 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,896  A BARREL OF LAUGHS   YOU ARE NOT.  114 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:32,365  YOU'RE A CLOSED SYSTEM,  115 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:33,933  SHUT DOWN!  116 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,568  THAT'S WHY YOU WERE     SO CONSTIPATED AS A KID.  117 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:37,070  - YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.  118 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,705    - I'M SURPRISED YOU KNOW   WHAT ONE LOOKS LIKE,  119 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,740    SINCE YOU DIDN'T TAKE A SHIT         THROUGH MOST OF HIGH SCHOOL.      120 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:43,242  - FOR YOUR INFORMATION,   PEOPLE LIKE ME,  121 00:05:43,242 --> 00:05:44,477  AND I HAVE PLENTY   OF FRIENDS.  122 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:46,212  - OH, YEAH?   IS THAT WHY YOU'RE, UH, TRYING     123 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:47,780    TO GET ME TO GO "DOUBLIES"   WITH YOU?  124 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:49,882    - OH! YOU ARE DISINVITED   FOR SOFT SERVE!  125 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:51,584  - [chuckles]   WELL...  126 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:52,819  AWW!  127 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:55,855    ENJOY YOUR SWIRLY CHEMICALS!      128 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:09,469  - MMM!  129 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:38,297  - WHOO!  130 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:39,932  [applause]  131 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:41,968  - THAT WAS GOOD!  132 00:06:41,968 --> 00:06:43,803  THAT WAS GREAT.   THANK YOU.  133 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:46,139  - OH, I'M SORRY.   I'M INTERRUPTING.  134 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,241  - NO, NO, PLEASE.   I'M SHEILA.  135 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,776  - CATHY.  136 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:52,345  all: WELCOME, CATHY.   - HOW YOU DOING?  137 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,946  - WE'RE GLAD   YOU'RE JOINING US.  138 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:55,581  WHY DON'T YOU TELL US   A LITTLE ABOUT YOU?  139 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:59,419  - WELL, I'M CATHY, UH, JAMISON.    140 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,554  I'M 42.  141 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:04,524  I...I HAVE A HUSBAND   AND A CHILD,  142 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:07,894  NEITHER OF WHOM   ARE SPEAKING TO ME.  143 00:07:07,894 --> 00:07:10,530  SO THERE YOU GO.  144 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,134    - CATHY, DO YOU HAVE CANCER?      145 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:18,604  - WOW, REALLY BURIED   THE LEAD THERE.  146 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,506  YES. YES, I DO--  147 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:23,643    UH, MELANOMA, STAGE FOUR.  148 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:30,316  - WELL, SINCE YOU   CAME ALONE,  149 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:32,652  WHY DON'T YOU PARTNER   WITH LEON THERE?  150 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:35,621  JUST PULL UP A CHAIR.  151 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:40,827  - SORRY.  152 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:45,398  - [whispering]   LEUKEMIA, STAGE TWO.  153 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:48,367  - WELL, GOOD FOR YOU   FOR COMING, CATHY.  154 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:51,304  AS WE SAY,   CANCER IS A GIFT.  155 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,673    IT ALLOWS YOU TO SPEAK UP   IN YOUR LIFE AND SAY,  156 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:55,808  "HEY, LIFE,   THIS IS WHAT I WANT."  157 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:57,143    BUT BEFORE YOU SPEAK UP,  158 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,845    YOU HAVE TO FIND YOUR VOICE,       RIGHT, MITCHELL?  159 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:00,146    - [through mechanical larynx]      RIGHT.  160 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:04,016  - SO LET'S DO   A MIRRORING EXERCISE.  161 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:06,018  I WANT YOU TO LISTEN   TO YOUR PARTNER  162 00:08:06,018 --> 00:08:09,422    AND TELL THEM WHAT YOU THINK       THEY'RE FEELING.  163 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:16,229  - OKAY.  164 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:17,830  I'LL GO.  165 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:20,500    THIS MORNING I WAS THINKING   HOW GREAT IT WAS  166 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,635  WHEN CARL BROUGHT ME   MY CAPPUCCINO IN BED,  167 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:24,136    HOW LUCKY I AM TO HAVE HIM,  168 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:25,838  AND HOW KIND HE HAS BEEN TO ME      SINCE I GOT SICK.  169 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,574  AND IT'S JUST REALLY     OPENED US UP AS A COUPLE.  170 00:08:30,977 --> 00:08:33,145    - YOU'RE--YOU'RE SUPPOSED   TO MIRROR ME.  171 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:34,280  - OH.  172 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:37,016  SHIT, SORRY.  173 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:38,818  UM...  174 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:41,120  UH, WELL, O-OKAY.  175 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,322  YOU--YOU SEEM HAPPY?  176 00:08:43,322 --> 00:08:45,625  - YES, I AM!  177 00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:48,227  I'M--I'M HAPPY.   CANCER'S MADE ME HAPPY.  178 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:49,929  THAT'S IRONIC.  179 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:52,632  OKAY, NOW YOU GO.  180 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:55,368  - I-I DON'T REALLY   KNOW WHAT TO SAY.  181 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,537  - YOU SEEM ANXIOUS.  182 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:03,809  - THE TRUTH IS I...  183 00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:07,647  I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYONE   THAT I'M SICK,  184 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,649  I MEAN, BESIDES     THIS ROOMFUL OF STRANGERS.  185 00:09:09,649 --> 00:09:11,551  SO I THINK   THAT'S WHY I'M HERE,  186 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,554  JUST TO TRY AND...  187 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,455  JUST TO TRY IT OUT.  188 00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:21,427    I DON'T THINK ANYONE I KNOW   COULD HANDLE IT.  189 00:09:21,427 --> 00:09:22,695  - YOU S--  190 00:09:22,695 --> 00:09:24,263  YOU SEEM REALLY SAD.  191 00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:26,399  - ACTUALLY, LEON,   YOU SEEM SAD.  192 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:30,269  - YES. THANK YOU   FOR VALIDATING THAT.  193 00:09:30,269 --> 00:09:32,705  I AM SAD FOR YOU.  194 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:34,740  YOU SHOULDN'T GO   THROUGH THIS ALONE.  195 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,509    EVERYONE NEEDS A FRIEND.  196 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:39,078  - JUST BUCK UP, LEON.  197 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,713  [laughs]   I'M FINE, REALLY.  198 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:42,381  NO, I'M HAPPY,  199 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:44,450  JUST LIKE YOU.  200 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:46,419    UH, YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA--  201 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,654  I'M GONNA GO.  202 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,359  - WHAT--  203 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,229  - ADAM!  204 00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:58,998  SCRAMBLED EGGS!  205 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:00,833  [doorbell rings]  206 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:09,508    - THIS IS FOR YOU, FRIEND.  207 00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:12,311    - NUTRITION IS VERY IMPORTANT      TO YOUR FIGHT.  208 00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:13,913  - HOW DID YOU PEOPLE   FIND ME?  209 00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,715  - WELL, IT WASN'T EASY,   I'LL TELL YOU THAT.  210 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,183  THERE ARE, LIKE,   THREE CATHY JAMISONS  211 00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:18,751  IN THE PHONE BOOK.  212 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:20,720    - I HAVE PLENTY OF FOOD,     BUT THANK YOU VERY MUCH.  213 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,288    - YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE   IN THE MATTER.  214 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,656    WE ARE GONNA CARE ABOUT YOU,      215 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:25,458  EVEN IF YOU DON'T CARE   ABOUT YOURSELF.  216 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,126  - WE'RE TEAM CATHY.  217 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,295  - I DON'T NEED A TEAM.  218 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,797    I HAVE PLENTY OF PEOPLE,   MY OWN PEOPLE.  219 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:34,000  - SORRY.   YOU'RE STUCK WITH US.  220 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,434  - [laughs]  221 00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:37,503  HAVE A POSITIVE   AND LIGHT-FILLED DAY.  222 00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:40,239  350 FOR AN HOUR--   OHH!  223 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,979  I MADE BREAKFAST.  224 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:50,116  - UM, NOT HUNGRY.  225 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:58,557  - SEAN!  226 00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:01,394  SEAN--  227 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,329  I WANT YOU TO COME   FOR DINNER TOMORROW.  228 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,898  I HAVE A BIG CASSEROLE     THAT IS MOST LIKELY ORGANIC  229 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,233  AND NOT TASTY.  230 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:08,868  - YOU'RE LOUSY     WITH THE INVITES THESE DAYS.      231 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,002  WHAT GIVES?  232 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,338  LAST TIME I WAS     AT YOUR HOUSE WAS CHRISTMAS,      233 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:14,840    AND EVEN THEN, PAULIE MADE ME      SIT AT THE FUCKING KIDDIE TABLE.  234 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,442  - PAUL WON'T BE THERE.  235 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,744  THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE, SEAN.     236 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:20,379  YOU'RE MY PEOPLE,  237 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,948  AND I WANT MY PEOPLE     TO EAT BAD CASSEROLE WITH ME.     238 00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:24,216  [car horn honks]  239 00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:25,818  - HEY, SEXY.  240 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:28,054  - HI! HA!  241 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:29,288  - SEXY?  242 00:11:30,756 --> 00:11:33,325  - OOH HOO HOO HOO.  243 00:11:33,325 --> 00:11:34,527  - COME HERE.  244 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,529  MMM!   - MMM!  245 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,431  - HI!  246 00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:40,800  I'M CATHY.  247 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:43,102  - I'M DAPHNE.   - DAPHNE'S MY LADY.  248 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:44,537  - REALLY?  249 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,172  YOU DON'T BATHE,     AND YET YOU HAVE A LADY?  250 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,974    - OH, IT ALLOWS ME TO, UH,     STEW IN MY OWN MALENESS.  251 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:51,544    IT'S LIKE CATNIP TO WOMEN.  252 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,045  - AM I INTERRUPTING   SOMETHING?  253 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:56,415  - OH, JESUS, NO.   - OH, GOD, NO.  254 00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:57,950  I'M SEAN'S SISTER.  255 00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,319  - SEAN NEVER SAID   HE HAD A SISTER.  256 00:12:00,319 --> 00:12:02,855  - WHAT, YOU--   YOU LIED ABOUT ME?  257 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:03,956  I'M YOUR PEOPLE.  258 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:05,224  - I BROUGHT YOU LUNCH--  259 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,460  DAY-OLD SUSHI,     THEY WERE GONNA TOSS IT.  260 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,328  - DAPHNE WORKS   AT WHOLE FOODS.  261 00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:10,930  SHE ALSO READS AURAS.  262 00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:14,266    - SEAN'S COMING TO MY HOUSE     FOR DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT.  263 00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:16,035  YOU SHOULD COME TOO,   DAPHNE.  264 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:17,870  I WOULD LOVE   TO GET TO KNOW  265 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,106  ANY GIRL WHO WOULD DATE   MY HOMELESS BROTHER.  266 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,073  - AWESOME.  267 00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:26,212  I DON'T EAT ANYTHING   WITH EYES.  268 00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,180  - AWESOME.  269 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:45,164  OH, JESUS.  270 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:48,968  COME ON, THOMAS.   COME ON.  271 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,703  ARE YOU TAKING   THE VASE NOW?  272 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,104  - NO.  273 00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,907  THESE ARE FOR YOU.  274 00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:57,810  I DON'T KNOW WHICH END   IS UP, CATHY.  275 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,111  YOU WON'T TELL ME   HOW YOU FEEL,  276 00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:00,613  AND ANGELA TELLS ME   HOW I SHOULD FEEL.  277 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,515  BUT ALL I FEEL   IS LIKE  278 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,350  A FLIP-FLOPPIN' MESS   OF A MAN.  279 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:08,554  I MISS YOU NEXT TO ME.  280 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:11,056    I HAVEN'T SLEPT ALL NIGHT   BECAUSE OF MY APNEA.  281 00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:12,892  AND YOU KNOW   I STOP BREATHING  282 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,393  10 OR 12 TIMES A NIGHT,  283 00:13:14,393 --> 00:13:16,362    AND IF SOMEONE'S NOT THERE   TO FLIP ME OVER,  284 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,429  I COULD DIE.  285 00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:19,265    AND MY SISTER'S USELESS.  286 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:22,134    E GOES OUT LINE DANCING   AND DRINKING  287 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,003  EVERY NIGHT   WITH OTHER DIVORCEES,  288 00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:26,272  AND I REALLY NEED YOU!  289 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,374  - SO YOU DON'T DIE   IN YOUR SLEEP.  290 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:30,543  - WE GET EACH OTHER.  291 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,479    WE KNOW ALL THE INS AND OUTS.        WE HAVE EACH OTHER'S BACKS.  292 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:36,682  YOU ROLL ME OVER,     I BRING IN THE GROCERIES.  293 00:13:36,682 --> 00:13:38,551  YOU LEFT THOSE   ON THE PORCH,  294 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,120  WHICH, BY THE WAY,   COULD BE A SIGN  295 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,454  OF EARLY ALZHEIMER'S.  296 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:44,456  SEE?   WE DO NEED EACH OTHER.  297 00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:47,193  AND YOU'RE WELCOME.  298 00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:52,932  - I CAN'T TALK   ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.  299 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:56,468  I-I NEED TO RETURN   MARLENE'S DOG.  300 00:13:56,468 --> 00:13:58,404  - I'M GONNA   WIN YOU BACK, CATHY.  301 00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:00,973  - I WISH YOU WOULDN'T   RIGHT NOW.  302 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,642  [sirens wailing on TV]  303 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:06,212  [door opens]   MARLENE?  304 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,082  - DO YOU EVER KNOCK?  305 00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:11,784  - NO.   NEITHER DOES YOUR DOG.  306 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,819  HE WAS IN MY BED   THIS MORNING.  307 00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:15,588  HE'S CLEARLY LONELY.  308 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,289  - HE WAS IN YOUR BED?   - YES.  309 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:18,557    HE WAS LICKING ME ALL OVER.  310 00:14:18,557 --> 00:14:20,259  SO HOW ABOUT     YOU PAY HIM SOME ATTENTION  311 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:21,861  AND GET A GOOD FENCE?  312 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,796    - SORRY IF IT PUT YOU OUT.  313 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,865  - THANK YOU.  314 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,967    - AND YOU MAY WANT TO WASH   WHEREVER HE LICKED.  315 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:30,069  THOMAS LIKES   TO EAT HIS OWN POOP.  316 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:33,172  [Thomas whines]  317 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,306  - I CAN'T. I CAN'T.  318 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:35,674  - YOU'RE ALMOST THERE.  319 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,910  - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,     MY COOCH IS GETTING SORE.  320 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,879  - JUST DON'T THINK   ABOUT THAT.  321 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,449  THINK ABOUT     HOW GREAT YOU'RE GONNA FEEL  322 00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:45,484  WHEN YOU GO   DOWN A DRESS SIZE.  323 00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:48,554  - WHO THE FUCK   WEARS DRESSES?  324 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,928  - I WANT YOU TO COME   TO MY PLACE FOR DINNER TONIGHT.    325 00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:57,930  - WHY?  326 00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:01,166    - BECAUSE I LIKE YOU, ANDREA.     327 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,102  - LET ME CHECK MY BOOK.  328 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,803  MM, NO, THANK YOU.  329 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,039  - YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE   MEAN ABOUT IT.  330 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:11,176  - THIS BETTER NOT BE LIKE       ONE OF THOSE BLINDSIDE FANTASIES  331 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:13,779    WHERE THE UPTIGHT WHITE BITCH        TRIES TO SAVE A BLACK KID.  332 00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:15,514  - I'M NOT TRYING   TO SAVE YOU, ANDREA.  333 00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:18,717    I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO   DROP DEAD BEFORE YOU GRADUATE.     334 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,519  - WAY TO DREAM SMALL,   MRS. JAMISON.  335 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:21,520  [clicks tongue]  336 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,257    - HOLY MIDDLE AMERICANA.  337 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,392  - NO, THANK YOU.  338 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,794  - WHAT ARE THOSE,   TINY HOT DOGS?  339 00:15:28,794 --> 00:15:31,330  YOU WHITE FOLKS EAT   SOME CRAZY-ASS FOOD.  340 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:32,898    - IT'S PIGS IN A BLANKET.  341 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:34,166  YOU CAN HAVE ONE...  342 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,035  JUST DON'T HAVE THREE.  343 00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,704    - YOU KNOW HOW THEY MAKE     THE, UH, "PIG" PART, ANDREA?      344 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:41,340  THEY TAKE   ALL THE LEFTOVER PIECES  345 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:44,209  OF FAT AND MUCUS FROM     THEIR BLOODY SLAUGHTERHOUSES      346 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:47,513  AND ADD SOME PIG SHIT   AND SOMETIMES SOME COW SKIN...     347 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:48,814  - GROUND-UP BONE,  348 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:49,915  AND THEN THEY WRAP   THE WHOLE THING  349 00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:52,384  IN A PARASITE-LADEN   INTESTINE.  350 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:55,387    OH, MY GOD, I LOVE IT WHEN WE      FINISH EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES.     351 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:57,723    - TOO BAD IT'S A SENTENCE   NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR.  352 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,733  - THIS IS WEIRD.  353 00:16:07,733 --> 00:16:09,068  CAN I GO HOME NOW?  354 00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,069  - YEAH, CAN I?  355 00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:12,905  - WHERE'S ADAM?  356 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,607  - HE REFUSES     TO COME OUT OF HIS ROOM.  357 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:17,176  AND YOU KNOW WHAT?   I'VE GIVEN UP.  358 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:20,245  HE CAN DO   WHATEVER HE WANTS.  359 00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:22,748    [punk rock music playing,   pounding at door]  360 00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:25,351  - MOM, LEAVE ME ALONE!  361 00:16:29,588 --> 00:16:30,889  [music stops]  362 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:33,492  - YOUR MOTHER     MADE A GODDAMN MEAL FOR YOU,      363 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,661  AND IT MIGHT BE SHITTY     AND MADE WITH INTESTINES,  364 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,996  BUT SHE DID IT,  365 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,430  AND NOW SHE'S CATCHING   ALL THE SHIT FOR IT,  366 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,898  SO YOU GET     YOUR SKINNY ASS DOWNSTAIRS,  367 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:43,035    BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE IS OLD        AND FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT!     368 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:45,871  NOW!  369 00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,206  - MMM.  370 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,674    - YOU HAVE TO CONCENTRATE   REALLY HARD.  371 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:52,878    AND YOU ALMOST, LIKE, STOP     LOOKING AT SOMEONE TO SEE IT.     372 00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,147  - SOUNDS LIKE   BULLSHIT TO ME.  373 00:16:55,147 --> 00:16:56,382  - CAREFUL, ANDREA.  374 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:57,716  WITH THAT ATTITUDE,  375 00:16:57,716 --> 00:16:59,385  YOUR AURA MIGHT BE   ALL GRAY AND YUCKY.  376 00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:01,453    - ACTUALLY, YOURS IS PINK,  377 00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:04,123  KIND OF SPARKLY.  378 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:05,824  - NO SHIT.   - MM-HMM.  379 00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,393    - I'VE GOT A GIRLIE AURA.  380 00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:08,961  - YEAH, WELL,   KEEP YOUR GIRLIE AURA  381 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,262    OUT OF MY POTATOES, PLEASE.  382 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,930  - YOU'RE FUNNY.   GROSS.  383 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,999  - SICK PEOPLE   SOMETIMES LOOK GRAY  384 00:17:13,999 --> 00:17:15,968  OR CLOUDY WHITE.  385 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,669  - ANYBODY WANT     ANY MORE, UH, CASSEROLE?  386 00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:19,371  - PASS.   - OH, NO.  387 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,340    - NO, PUT--PUT THAT BACK.     - STILL WORKING ON THIS.  388 00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:24,343  - SEAN!   - WHAT?  389 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:25,377  WHAT? JESUS!  390 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,912    - YOU DID THE CHAIR THING.  391 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,947  I HATE IT     WHEN YOU DO THE CHAIR THING.      392 00:17:28,947 --> 00:17:31,650    - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT     YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! JEEZ!  393 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:33,852  SEAN!  394 00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,354  - IT'S JUST TOO EASY.  395 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,623  - STOP IT!   STOP FIGHTING!  396 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,425    FIGHTING REALLY UPSETS ME.  397 00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:40,626    - THEN IT'S A GOOD THING  398 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,861  YOU DIDN'T GROW UP   WITH SEAN AS A BROTHER.  399 00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:45,397  - AND YOU WONDER WHY I LEFT YOU     OFF MY FAMILY TREE.  400 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,099  YOU, I WOULD KEEP.  401 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,201  - MM! COOL!  402 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,270  - BABY, I'M SORRY.  403 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:54,039  COME HERE.   - YOU ARE SO DAMN CUTE.  404 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:55,941  - GIVE ME A KISS.  405 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:58,477  - ALL RIGHT,     THAT IS GROSSER THAN THIS.  406 00:17:58,477 --> 00:17:59,578  PLEASE HAVE SOME.  407 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:00,946    - NO, I WON'T HAVE SOME.  408 00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:02,381  - DOESN'T THAT LOOK DELICIOUS?      - YOU CAN HAVE SOME.  409 00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,450    - IT'S PURPLE. WHO DOESN'T   WANT TO EAT PURPLE?  410 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,717  - YOU DON'T.  411 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:09,888    [overlapping conversations]  412 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:12,157  [both laughing]  413 00:18:12,157 --> 00:18:15,594    [conversations continue]  414 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:27,506  [laughter]  415 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:33,645  - I HAD     A REALLY NICE TIME, CATHY.  416 00:18:39,218 --> 00:18:40,819    I'D LIKE YOU TO HAVE THIS.  417 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:44,256  IT'S FOR HEALING...  418 00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:47,159  FOR YOU AND SEAN     AND YOUR BROKEN RELATIONSHIP.     419 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:48,861  - GOOD NIGHT, JOHN BOY.  420 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,598    - COME ON, WE GOT A BIG WALK       AHEAD OF US.  421 00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,666  IT'S JUST TOO NICE   OF AN EVENING TO DRIVE.  422 00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,668  - HEY, WHY DON'T YOU   TAKE THE BIKE?  423 00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:59,705  IT--IT WORKS BETTER   WITH TWO PEOPLE.  424 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,039  - REALLY?  425 00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,241  WHAT, DID YOU FUCK   WITH THE BRAKES?  426 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:04,510    - JUST TAKE THE BIKE, SEAN.  427 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,129  - YOU HAVE A DOG?  428 00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:26,165  [Thomas whines]  429 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,901  - NO.   I HAVE A STALKER.  430 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,837  HEY, I'LL PAY YOU   TEN BUCKS  431 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,872  IF YOU WALK HIM   AROUND THE BLOCK.  432 00:19:33,872 --> 00:19:35,741  TAKE ADAM WITH YOU TOO,  433 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,442  BUT I'M NOT PAYING   EXTRA FOR THAT.  434 00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:40,045  - MAYBE SHE'S     GOING THROUGH THE CHANGE.  435 00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,847  WHEN THAT HAPPENED   TO MY GRANDMA,  436 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,882  SHE STARTED ACTING   REAL STRANGE--  437 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:45,617  CRYING IN CHURCH   ALL THE TIME.  438 00:19:45,617 --> 00:19:47,286  - I JUST WANT MY LIFE   TO BE NORMAL.  439 00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,921  - YEAH,     AND I WANT TO MEET USHER.  440 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,491  YOU THINK   THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?  441 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,059  - [barks]   - HEY!  442 00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:56,795  - WHAT THE HELL   ARE YOU DOING?  443 00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:59,598  THAT COLORED GIRL     IS TRYING TO STEAL MY THOMAS!     444 00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,066  - WHAT DID YOU CALL ME,   OLD LADY?  445 00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:03,135    - I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU.   I GOT A RIFLE.  446 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,503  - TO SHOOT   COLORED PEOPLE WITH?  447 00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:07,206  - I'D SHOOT ANYBODY     WHO WON'T GET OFF MY LAWN,  448 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,008  SO BACK THE HELL UP.  449 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,144  - POP OFF, BITCH.  450 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,879  - OHH!   - [laughs]  451 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:17,983  HOLY SHIT!  452 00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:20,152  [both grunting,   Thomas barking]  453 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,421  - HEY!  454 00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:23,422  HEY!   - AAH!  455 00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:24,990  - ANDREA, STOP IT!  456 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,558  MARLENE, ARE YOU OKAY?  457 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,260  - DO YOU KNOW   THIS COLORED GIRL?  458 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,095  - FUCK YOU.     - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ANDREA,  459 00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:31,863  BACK TO THE HOUSE.  460 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:34,333    ADAM, BACK TO THE HOUSE!  461 00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:40,105  I AM SO SORRY, MARLENE.  462 00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:45,844  I TOLD YOU   TO WATCH YOUR DOG.  463 00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:51,783  - OKAY.  464 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:52,851  - OH, JESUS.  465 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,853  IS THAT HER?  466 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:55,854  HEY!  467 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:58,724  CATHY! HI.   - [laughs]  468 00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:01,493    DID YOU GET THE GROCERIES?   - I DID, THANK YOU.  469 00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,228  AGAIN, UNNECESSARY.  470 00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:04,663  - TEAM CATHY MISSED YOU   AT GROUP.  471 00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:05,998  - WE DID.  472 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,733  - YOU KNOW, I...  473 00:21:07,733 --> 00:21:09,701  I'M NOT SURE GROUPS   ARE REALLY FOR ME.  474 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:14,406  I THINK I'M MORE THE SUFFERING      IN SILENCE KIND OF GAL.  475 00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:16,074    - [with mechanical larynx]   ARE YOU SMOKING?  476 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,743  - WOW.  477 00:21:17,743 --> 00:21:18,877  CATHY.  478 00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:21,046  - LOOK...  479 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:22,714  I'M DYING, PEOPLE.  480 00:21:22,714 --> 00:21:25,350  [laughs] I MEAN, YOU GOT TO LET       ME HAVE MY SIMPLE PLEASURES.      481 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:27,452  - YOU'RE NOT DYING.     YOU'RE KILLING YOURSELF.  482 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,920  - POTATO, POTAHTO.  483 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,222    - YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE IN.  484 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,890  - YEAH, WHEN LIFE   GIVE YOU LEMONS,  485 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:34,226  SQUEEZE OUT A SMILE.  486 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:38,063    - ARE YOU KIDDING ME HERE?  487 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,065    I DON'T KNOW YOU PEOPLE.  488 00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:42,167  I DIDN'T ASK   FOR YOU TO TAKE ME ON  489 00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:43,535  AS YOUR PET PROJECT,  490 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,504  AND I SURE AS HELL   DON'T NEED TO BE JUDGED BY YOU.    491 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:47,406  AND IN CASE   NO ONE'S TOLD YOU,  492 00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:48,874  CANCER'S NOT A GIFT.  493 00:21:48,874 --> 00:21:51,677    CANCER IS NOT A PASSPORT   TO A BETTER LIFE.  494 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:54,613  CANCER IS THE REASON     I'M NOT GONNA HAVE MY LIFE!  495 00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:57,749  I'M NOT GONNA WATCH   MY SON GET MARRIED.  496 00:21:57,749 --> 00:21:59,718  I'M NOT GONNA SEE   MY GRANDCHILDREN.  497 00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:03,288  SO EXCUSE ME   FOR NOT SQUEEZING OUT A SMILE.     498 00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:06,458    YOU KNOW, WE--WE WALK AROUND       WITH THIS GRAYNESS INSIDE OF US,  499 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,959  AND YOU WANT TO PRETEND  500 00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:11,530    THAT WE'RE BRIGHT AND SHINY     AND FULL OF POSSIBILITIES?  501 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:14,800  WELL, COUNT ME OUT,   BECAUSE CANCER SUCKS!  502 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:18,603    PUT THAT ON YOUR GODDAMN   INSPIRATIONAL POSTER!  503 00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:21,006  - ANGER IS NOT GOOD   FOR YOU, CATHY.  504 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,909  - ACTUALLY, SHEILA,  505 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:26,345    ANGER IS EXCELLENT FOR ME.  506 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,714  - SHARING WITH PEOPLE   IS VITAL.  507 00:22:28,714 --> 00:22:32,384  WE GET SICK ALONE.   WE HEAL TOGETHER.  508 00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:33,652  - NO.  509 00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:35,420  WE GET SICK ALONE.  510 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:39,224  WE LIVE ALONE,   AND WE DIE ALONE.  511 00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:42,994  - BUT DON'T YOU WANT   SOMEONE IN YOUR CORNER  512 00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:44,596  WHEN THAT HAPPENS?  513 00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,673  [car alarm chirps]  514 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:59,544  [crunching]  515 00:23:23,001 --> 00:23:25,337  - LOOK FAMILIAR?  516 00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:27,572  - YES. THIS USED TO BE   MY LIVING ROOM.  517 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,641  - SPRING BREAK,   FORT LAUDERDALE,  518 00:23:29,641 --> 00:23:31,476  YOUR SENIOR YEAR.  519 00:23:31,476 --> 00:23:33,011  - OH, MY GOSH.  520 00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:35,647  - IMAGINE THE OVERWHELMING SCENT   OF COPPERTONE--  521 00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:38,450  YOU WITH A SUNBURN     ACROSS YOUR ADORABLE CHEEKS,      522 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:41,420    AND ME WITH SOME SEMBLANCE   OF A TWO-PACK.  523 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:44,389    CATHERINE ELIZABETH TOLKIE--      524 00:23:44,389 --> 00:23:46,191  OUCH--  525 00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:49,728  THE MOMENT I SAW YOU   AT THE STUDENT UNION  526 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:51,696  PUTTING UP POSTERS   FOR THE SPRING FLING,  527 00:23:51,696 --> 00:23:53,265  I KNEW I LOVED YOU.  528 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:57,235    I LOVED THE WAY YOU PUT UP     YOUR POSTERS REALLY NEATLY  529 00:23:57,235 --> 00:23:58,637  WITH YOUR STAPLE GUN,  530 00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:00,138  AND I LOVED   THE WAY YOU LAUGHED  531 00:24:00,138 --> 00:24:02,174  WHEN YOU REALIZED   THEY WERE UPSIDE DOWN.  532 00:24:02,174 --> 00:24:03,575    KEEP IN MIND I'M 25 HERE.  533 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,076  I'VE GOT NEWER,   HIPPER MATERIAL,  534 00:24:05,076 --> 00:24:06,845  BUT I'M TRYING TO STAY   HISTORICALLY ACCURATE.  535 00:24:06,845 --> 00:24:11,416  I LOVED THAT UNDERNEATH     THAT SHELL OF A CURMUDGEON  536 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:15,787  LAY THE HEART OF A GIRL     WHO LOVED TO DANCE AND FLING,     537 00:24:15,787 --> 00:24:18,089  BOTH OF WHICH   YOU DID QUITE WELL  538 00:24:18,089 --> 00:24:20,725    THREE TIMES IN ONE NIGHT,  539 00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:22,160  IF MEMORY SERVES.  540 00:24:24,529 --> 00:24:26,331    YOU'RE THE YIN TO MY YANG,  541 00:24:26,331 --> 00:24:27,866  THE PING TO MY PONG,  542 00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:30,402  THE NORMAL TO MY CRAZY.  543 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:32,637  LET'S BE US FOREVER,   AD INFINITUM.  544 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:37,309    I WANT US TO GROW TO BE OLD,         INCONTINENT IDIOTS TOGETHER.      545 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:40,779  MARRY ME, CATHY.  546 00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:42,714  - PAUL, I...  547 00:24:42,714 --> 00:24:43,949  - YOU SAID YES,   BY THE WAY.  548 00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:46,117  - I KNOW I DID.   - SO SAY YES AGAIN NOW.  549 00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:48,954  - I'M NOT     THAT NORMAL GIRL ANYMORE.  550 00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:50,655  - IT'S OKAY.   I LOST MY TWO-PACK.  551 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:53,458  - BUT YOU'RE STILL   KIND OF THAT GUY--  552 00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:57,262  THE GUY WHO DUMPS SAND   INTO MY LIVING ROOM  553 00:24:57,262 --> 00:25:00,232    AND DOESN'T WONDER, YOU KNOW,      WHO'S GONNA CLEAN UP THE MESS.     554 00:25:00,232 --> 00:25:04,202  - FINE.   I'LL CLEAN UP THE SAND.  555 00:25:04,202 --> 00:25:07,105  JESUS, CATHY,   WAY TO RUIN THE MOMENT.  556 00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:09,174  YOU KNOW,     YOU USED TO LOVE THE GUY  557 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,809  WHO DID SILLY SHIT   LIKE THIS.  558 00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:13,178    YOU MARRIED THE GUY WHO DID   SILLY SHIT LIKE THIS!  559 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,814  - I KNOW. I JUST...  560 00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:18,350    THINGS HAVE CHANGED FOR ME.  561 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:21,186  [shoes slap loudly]  562 00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:22,687  I'VE CHANGED,  563 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:25,690    AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN,      564 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:28,793    AND I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE   A RIGHT TO ASK YOU TO.  565 00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:30,996  - I'M SORRY   IF MY PERSONALITY'S  566 00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:32,497    BECOME SUCH A BURDEN TO YOU.      567 00:25:32,497 --> 00:25:33,999  - OH, PAUL,   THAT'S NOT--  568 00:25:33,999 --> 00:25:36,968  - YOU KNOW, IT'S IRONIC, BECAUSE   THE GIRL THAT I MARRIED--      569 00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:40,405    THAT KIND, SWEET, FUNNY,   SMART GIRL,  570 00:25:40,405 --> 00:25:41,873  THE GIRL WHO LOVED ME--  571 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:44,309  I KIND OF WISH   SHE'D STUCK AROUND.  572 00:25:47,913 --> 00:25:51,483  [door opens and closes]  573 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:03,094  [dog yelps]  574 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,132  - OH, MY GOD!  575 00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:09,267  OH, MY GOD, THOMAS.  576 00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:11,469  OH, THOMAS.   MARLENE!  577 00:26:11,469 --> 00:26:14,639  IT'S OKAY.  578 00:26:14,639 --> 00:26:16,141  IT'S ALL RIGHT.  579 00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:17,609  MARLENE!  580 00:26:19,477 --> 00:26:21,713  MARLENE.     - WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?  581 00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:23,381  - I AM SO, SO SORRY.  582 00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:25,116  I DIDN'T SEE HIM.  583 00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:26,451  HE'S BEEN SHOWING UP.  584 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:27,986  HE'S BEEN FOLLOWING ME   AROUND. I--  585 00:26:27,986 --> 00:26:30,322    - WHAT KIND OF CANCER IS IT?      586 00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,190  - WHAT?  587 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:33,892  OH, NO,   HE DOESN'T HAVE CANCER.  588 00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:36,461  HE HAS A BROKEN LEG,   WHICH I'M PAYING FOR, I PROMISE.  589 00:26:36,461 --> 00:26:37,929  - NO.  590 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,631  WHAT KIND OF CANCER   DO YOU HAVE?  591 00:26:41,633 --> 00:26:43,234  DOGS CAN SMELL IT,   YOU KNOW.  592 00:26:43,234 --> 00:26:46,304  THAT'S WHY     HE WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE.  593 00:26:46,304 --> 00:26:49,307    HE FOLLOWED MY HUSBAND AROUND        THE LAST YEAR HE WAS ALIVE--      594 00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:51,176  COLON CANCER.  595 00:26:51,176 --> 00:26:55,880    THAT DOG HAD HIS HEAD HALFWAY        UP EDDIE'S ASS FOR MONTHS.  596 00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,253  I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.  597 00:27:02,253 --> 00:27:04,089    CANCER IS A MOTHERFUCKER.  598 00:27:04,089 --> 00:27:07,058  - SOME PEOPLE SAY   IT'S A GIFT.  599 00:27:07,058 --> 00:27:08,159    - TELL THAT TO MY HUSBAND  600 00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:11,363  WHEN HE WAS CRAPPING   THROUGH A TUBE.  601 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:14,099  YOU GOT A NICE HOUSE.  602 00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:16,434  - THANKS.  603 00:27:16,434 --> 00:27:19,304  YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T HATE   BLACK PEOPLE, RIGHT?  604 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,705  - OH, I DON'T.  605 00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:23,341    I JUST NEED TO GET ANGRY   SOMETIMES.  606 00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:26,978  - I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.  607 00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:30,649  THANKS FOR LISTENING,   MARLENE.  608 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,018  - IT DOESN'T MAKE US   FRIENDS OR ANYTHING.  609 00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:36,521  - YEAH, I KNOW.  610 00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:43,161  - ♪ SHOW ME SUNSHINE ♪  611 00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:46,164  ♪ SHOW ME GOOD TIMES ♪  612 00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:49,334  ♪ SHOW ME HAPPY DAYS ♪  613 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:52,871  ♪ SHOW ME BETTER WAYS ♪  614 00:27:52,871 --> 00:27:54,673  ♪ SUNSHI-I-INE ♪  615 00:27:54,706 --> 00:27:56,141  ♪ SHI-I-INE ♪  616 00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:58,576  ♪ SHI-I-I-I-INE ♪  617 00:27:58,610 --> 00:28:00,845  ♪ SUNSHI-I-INE ♪  618 00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:02,647  ♪ SHI-I-INE ♪  619 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:05,183  ♪ SHI-I-I-I-INE ♪  620 00:28:05,216 --> 00:28:08,219  ♪ SHOW ME PLACES ♪  621 00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:11,456  ♪ SHOW ME CHALLENGES ♪  622 00:28:11,489 --> 00:28:14,526  ♪ SHOW ME NEW THINGS ♪  623 00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:17,696  ♪ SHOW ME   MY WILDEST DREAMS ♪  624 00:28:17,729 --> 00:28:19,731  ♪ SUNSHI-I-INE ♪  71442

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