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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,401 --> 00:00:02,602    - PREVIOUSLY ON  THE BIG C...      2 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:03,503  - HOW DOES   YOUR HUSBAND FEEL?  3 00:00:03,503 --> 00:00:04,504    - I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM YET.  4 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:05,472  - TELL SOMEONE, CATHY.  5 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:06,806  [message machine beep]  6 00:00:06,806 --> 00:00:08,375    - HI, CATHY. IT'S DR. MILLER.      - WHO'S THAT?  7 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:10,477  - I'VE BEEN MEANING TO     TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.      8 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:11,745  - THIS IS WHAT YOU MEAN   BY FUN?  9 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,480  A LITTLE DR. FUN   ON THE SIDE?  10 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:15,115    IS THAT WHY I'M SLEEPING   ON MY SISTER'S COUCH?  11 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:16,649    - YOUR DAD ISN'T LIVING HERE      12 00:00:16,649 --> 00:00:18,418  BECAUSE I ONLY WANTED TO RAISE        ONE KID, AND I CHOSE YOU.  13 00:00:18,418 --> 00:00:20,487  AND FROM NOW ON,     I'M GONNA RAISE YOU SO HARD  14 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:21,821  YOUR HEAD'S GONNA SPIN.  15 00:00:21,821 --> 00:00:24,524  I'LL PAY YOU 100 BUCKS     FOR EVERY POUND YOU LOSE.  16 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:25,892    - YOU DON'T HAVE PERMITS   FOR THIS JOB.  17 00:00:25,892 --> 00:00:26,893  ONE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS   COMPLAINED.  18 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:27,894  - WHICH ONE?  19 00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:29,229    - YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE ASS.  20 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:30,964  - WELL, GUESS WHO'S NOT   GONNA SWIM IN MY POOL.  21 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:32,699  I WANT TO BE THE ONE     TO SPILL THE FRUIT PUNCH.  22 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,768    - BUT YOU'RE NOT THE SPILLING      THE FRUIT PUNCH TYPE.  23 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:37,137    - I'M GONNA BURN MY COUCH     IN THE BACKYARD ON FRIDAY.  24 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:38,738    - YOU'RE STARTING TO GET   YOUR WEIRD BACK, SIS.  25 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:40,140  - YOU HAVE NO IDEA.  26 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:51,885  [Leftover Cuties'   Game Called Life]  27 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,920  - ♪ IT'S SO HARD ♪  28 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:58,892    ♪ TO TURN YOUR LIFE OVER ♪  29 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,662  ♪ STEP OUT  30 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:07,367    ♪ OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE ♪  31 00:01:09,669 --> 00:01:13,173  ♪ IS THIS   SOME KIND OF A JOKE? ♪  32 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:18,011  ♪ WILL SOMEONE   WAKE ME UP SOON? ♪  33 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:23,349    ♪ AND TELL ME THIS WAS JUST   A GAME WE PLAY ♪  34 00:01:23,349 --> 00:01:28,354  ♪ CALLED LIFE ♪  35 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:36,996  - YOU'RE NEVER GONNA   PICK THEM UP, ARE YOU?  36 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:38,731  I'VE BEEN ASKING YOU   TO HANG UP YOUR CLOTHES  37 00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:40,033  SINCE YOU COULD   DRESS YOURSELF,  38 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:41,801  BUT YOU NEVER DO.  39 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:44,537  SO EVENTUALLY,   I PICK THEM UP  40 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:46,206  BECAUSE IT'S EASIER.  41 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:48,374  BUT NOW I FEEL GUILTY  42 00:01:48,374 --> 00:01:50,243  THAT BY ALLOWING YOU   TO BE A SLOB  43 00:01:50,243 --> 00:01:51,478    HAS DONE YOU A DISSERVICE.  44 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:53,079  - I'M TRYING TO SLEEP.  45 00:01:53,079 --> 00:01:54,814  - AND WHAT'S WORSE,  46 00:01:54,814 --> 00:01:56,916  I'VE DONE A DISSERVICE   TO YOUR FUTURE WIFE.  47 00:01:56,916 --> 00:01:58,518  - WHAT ARE YOU   TALKING ABOUT?  48 00:01:58,518 --> 00:02:00,920  - I'M A TEACHER   WHO CAN'T TEACH MY SON  49 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,389  THE IMPORTANCE...  50 00:02:03,389 --> 00:02:07,060  OF BASIC NEATNESS   AND COURTESY.  51 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,995  IT'S ALMOST FUNNY,   ISN'T IT?  52 00:02:08,995 --> 00:02:12,499  - NOT REALLY.  53 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:14,467  WHAT?  54 00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:17,170    MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  55 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,107  WHAT'S THAT SMELL?  56 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:28,648  - MOM!  57 00:02:28,648 --> 00:02:30,083  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  58 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,951    - I'M BURNING THE COUCH.  59 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:34,721  I'VE ALWAYS HATED IT,   AND NOW IT'S GONE.  60 00:02:34,721 --> 00:02:36,789  - THANK GOD I'M GOING     TO THE SOCCER GAME TOMORROW,      61 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:38,558  'CAUSE YOU'RE CRAZY.  62 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:42,495  DO ME A FAVOR AND SKIP   PARENTS' WEEKEND.  63 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,031    - HEY, YOU WANT TO TRACK   UNCLE SEAN DOWN WITH ME LATER,     64 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:46,933  AND MAYBE WE COULD--  65 00:02:46,933 --> 00:02:49,169  [door slams shut]   I LOVE YOU, ADAM!  66 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,604  - WHAT THE HELL   ARE YOU BURNING?  67 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:55,175  I GOT ASHES FLOATING   IN MY COFFEE CUP  68 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,944  AND MY TONGUE   TASTES LIKE A MARLBORO.  69 00:02:57,944 --> 00:02:59,712    - IT'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE,   MARLENE.  70 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:01,114  - YOU CAN'T JUST   BURN A FIRE  71 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:04,150    IN A RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBORHOOD      WITHOUT A PERMIT.  72 00:03:04,150 --> 00:03:05,618  - WHY DON'T YOU JUST   CALL THE COPS ON ME  73 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:07,086  LIKE YOU DID WHEN     I TRIED TO MAKE THIS MY POOL?     74 00:03:07,086 --> 00:03:09,722  NOW I GET TO WAIT THREE MONTHS      FOR THOSE PERMITS.  75 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:11,758    SHOULD BE DONE BY CHRISTMAS,       THOUGH,  76 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:14,294  WHICH WILL MAKE MY POOL   MORE OF AN ICE RINK.  77 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:15,862    WHY DON'T YOU COME ON BY   FOR A SKATE?  78 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:19,499  - YOU'D LIKE ME TO     BREAK MY HIP, WOULDN'T YOU?  79 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,768  - YOU WANT TO COME IN     FOR SOME COFFEE, MARLENE?  80 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,836  I'LL MAKE A FRESH POT.  81 00:03:23,836 --> 00:03:25,738  - NO.  82 00:03:25,738 --> 00:03:29,175  - NO,  THANK YOU, CATHY.  83 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,484  [school bell ringing]  84 00:03:38,484 --> 00:03:41,921  [overlapping   background chatter]  85 00:03:41,921 --> 00:03:43,756    - YOU GAINED TWO POUNDS,   ANDREA.  86 00:03:43,756 --> 00:03:45,124  - FUCK THAT.  87 00:03:45,124 --> 00:03:47,026    I'VE BEEN STARVING MYSELF   ALL WEEK.  88 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:49,729  - DON'T SAY "FUCK"     AND DON'T STARVE YOURSELF.  89 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,731  THAT ALWAYS BACKFIRES.  90 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:54,200  - SO DOES BINGE EATING.  91 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,768  BUT THEN AT LEAST   I GET TO FALL ASLEEP  92 00:03:55,768 --> 00:03:57,503  WITH THE TASTE     OF FROSTING IN MY MOUTH.  93 00:03:57,503 --> 00:03:59,505    - DO YOU DO ANY EXERCISE?  94 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:00,840  - ALL THE TIME.  95 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,076  I'M TRAINING FOR   A TRIATHLON RIGHT NOW.  96 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,944    THESE ARE MY RUNNING SHOES.  97 00:04:04,944 --> 00:04:07,580  - WELL, RESEARCH SHOWS   THAT YOU GET  98 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,515    JUST AS MUCH OUT OF WALKING   AS JOGGING.  99 00:04:09,515 --> 00:04:12,085  - BY RESEARCH,     DO YOU MEAN  GLAMOUR  MAGAZINE,     100 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,653  BECAUSE I READ   THAT ARTICLE TOO.  101 00:04:13,653 --> 00:04:15,188  - JUST WALK.  102 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:18,825  WALK AROUND THE TRACK     OR UP AND DOWN THE STREET  103 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:22,595  OR IN PLACE,   BUT JUST WALK.  104 00:04:22,595 --> 00:04:24,797    - FOR 100 BUCKS A POUND,   I'LL DO IT,  105 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:27,533    BUT I'M PRETTY SURE ANOTHER   BIKINI SEASON WILL PASS ME BY.     106 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:30,903    - HEH! BIKINIS ARE CRUEL   TO ALMOST EVERYONE.  107 00:04:30,903 --> 00:04:33,706  - I GUESS THAT'S WHY NAKED NANCY   LETS IT ALL HANG OUT.  108 00:04:33,706 --> 00:04:36,042  - WHO'S NAKED NANCY?  109 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:39,512  - YOU'VE NEVER BEEN   TO THE ROOF?  110 00:04:57,997 --> 00:04:59,065  - [exhales]  111 00:04:59,065 --> 00:05:00,066  [whispers]   OH, YEAH.  112 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:01,367  WHEW!  113 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:02,869  [grunts]   OH!  114 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:04,737  - MR. ADELMAN!  115 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:06,005  - SORRY.  116 00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:07,607  - PUT THAT AWAY.  117 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,208  - YEP.  118 00:05:09,208 --> 00:05:10,710  JUST CHECKING THE AC.  119 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:20,453    - SO WHAT KIND OF TIMEFRAME   ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?  120 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:22,789    - I COULDN'T SAY FOR SURE.   - BALLPARK IT.  121 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:24,590  I NEED TO PLAN   MY CLOTHING ALLOWANCE.  122 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:26,159  - WELL, MELANOMA CAN BE   TRICKY, YOU KNOW?  123 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,427  IT CAN TAKE     A LOT OF DIFFERENT PATHS.  124 00:05:27,427 --> 00:05:29,195  - BUT AT LEAST A YEAR,   RIGHT?  125 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:30,330  - I WOULD THINK.  126 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,498  - YEAR AND A HALF?   - POSSIBLE.  127 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,934  - THREE TO FIVE?  128 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:37,904  - WE CAN HOPE.  129 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:40,440    - YOU'RE SURE THEY DIDN'T   COME UP WITH A CURE THIS WEEK?     130 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,342  YOU CALL ME RIGHT AWAY   IF THEY DID.  131 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,177  DON'T GIVE THAT JOB   TO A LAZY NURSE.  132 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,445  - WE'VE TALKED ABOUT   THE CLINICAL TRIALS.  133 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:46,713  WE'VE DISCUSSED   INTERLEUKIN-2.  134 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:47,980  - BUT I JUST   REMEMBER YOU SAYING  135 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:50,883  THERE'S NO     REALLY EFFECTIVE TREATMENT.  136 00:05:50,883 --> 00:05:53,886  IS THAT STILL TRUE?  137 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:55,088  - SORRY.  138 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,724  - THE SILVER LINING IS,   I'LL BE GONE  139 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,659  BEFORE MY WRINKLES   GET TOO DEEP.  140 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:01,160    SEE YOU LATER, EYE CREAM.  141 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:02,829  [laughs]  142 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:05,565    - LET'S OPEN UP YOUR ROBE   AND TAKE A LOOK.  143 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:07,333  - I KNOW YOU MEAN THAT   CLINICALLY,  144 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,534  BUT I STILL, SOMEHOW,  145 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,937    I FEEL LIKE I'M CHEATING   ON MY HUSBAND.  146 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:13,940    HE'S ACTUALLY NEVER SEEN ME     NAKED UNDER FLUORESCENTS.  147 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:15,441  I DON'T THINK   HE'S EVER SEEN ME  148 00:06:15,441 --> 00:06:17,076  IN DIRECT LIGHT   OF ANY KIND.  149 00:06:17,076 --> 00:06:19,445  - WELL, I'VE SEEN YOU   INSIDE AND OUT,  150 00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:21,647  SO THERE'S NO NEED   TO FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.  151 00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:23,816  - I SAW SOMEONE   SUNBATHING NAKED TODAY.  152 00:06:23,816 --> 00:06:25,718    SHE WAS IN HER BACKYARD,   BUT STILL,  153 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,553  I THINK,   WHAT IF THE GAS GUY  154 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,622  WALKED BACK THERE   TO CHECK THE METER  155 00:06:29,622 --> 00:06:31,791  OR SOME KID   LOOKED OVER THE FENCE,  156 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:33,126  LOOKING FOR HIS BALL.  157 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,427  I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT   I'D BE THINKING.  158 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:36,129  - YEAH, WELL, I HOPE     SHE WAS WEARING SUNSCREEN,  159 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:40,900  BECAUSE IT'S A LOT OF   SENSITIVE SKIN EXPOSED.  160 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,136  - IT'S PROBABLY   JUST A BODY TO YOU.  161 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,837  - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?  162 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:46,305    - IT'S PART OF YOUR JOB,   ISN'T IT?  163 00:06:46,305 --> 00:06:49,275  TOUCHING AND STARING     AT PEOPLE'S BODIES, SO...  164 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:50,610  - WELL, I DON'T KNOW,   I LIKE TO THINK  165 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,111  I STILL HAVE SOME   HEALTHY SUBJECTIVITY.  166 00:06:55,047 --> 00:06:56,649  - WHAT DO YOU THINK?  167 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:57,984  - [chuckles]  168 00:06:57,984 --> 00:06:59,185  UH...  169 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:00,920    - COMPARED TO THE THOUSANDS   YOU'VE SEEN.  170 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,355  COME ON.  171 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:03,489    - DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS.  172 00:07:03,489 --> 00:07:05,758  - YOU CAN'T HURT   MY FEELINGS.  173 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:06,926  BRING IT.  174 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:11,264  - CATHY, UH...  175 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,634  YOU'RE--YOU'RE   WELL ABOVE AVERAGE.  176 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:15,835  - FOR MY AGE.  177 00:07:15,835 --> 00:07:18,704  - NO, FOR ANY AGE,   BELIEVE ME.  178 00:07:18,704 --> 00:07:21,040  BELIEVE ME, 'CAUSE,   YOU KNOW, I'VE SEEN,  179 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:22,809  AND--AND YOU HAVE--  180 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:26,479  WELL,     YOU HAVE AN AWESOME RACK.  181 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:32,118    - I HAVE AN AWESOME RACK?  182 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:36,355  [laughs]  183 00:07:36,355 --> 00:07:39,025  YOU SAY "RACK"?  184 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:40,359  [laughs]   REALLY?  185 00:07:40,359 --> 00:07:41,661  - WHY DO I FEEL   LIKE THAT COMMENT  186 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:43,262  COULD COST ME   MY MEDICAL LICENSE?  187 00:07:43,262 --> 00:07:45,398  - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.  188 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:47,333  WITH ANY LUCK, YOU ONLY   HAVE ABOUT 18 MONTHS  189 00:07:47,333 --> 00:07:50,470    TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT,   LUCKY FOR YOU.  190 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,071  NOT SO LUCKY FOR ME.  191 00:07:52,071 --> 00:07:53,172  [laughs]  192 00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:24,303  - CATHY? IT'S PAUL!  193 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:27,206  IF YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE     OF AFFAIR SEX RIGHT NOW,  194 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:28,508  COULD YOU PLEASE   PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON  195 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,010  SO WE CAN TALK?  196 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:34,013  SORRY FOR YELLING.  197 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:35,047  I DIDN'T WANT TO   BARGE IN ON YOU  198 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:36,015  AND YOUR LOVER   OUT OF RESPECT.  199 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,049  I'M BIG ON RESPECT.  200 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:38,251  LET'S GET A DICTIONARY  201 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,519  AND LOOK THAT WORD UP   FOR YOU.  202 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,887  - I'M NOT HAVING   AN AFFAIR, PAUL.  203 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:42,021  - THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY   WHO HAS AN AFFAIR  204 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,122  SAYS IN THE BEGINNING.  205 00:08:43,122 --> 00:08:44,323  - TRUST ME,   I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW  206 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:45,558  HOW TO GET AN AFFAIR   STARTED.  207 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:47,093  - SURE YOU WOULD.   SAME WAY YOU GOT ME.  208 00:08:47,093 --> 00:08:48,528    JUST WALK UP TO SOME GUY,  209 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,462  TELL HIM     HE HAS FOOD IN HIS TEETH,  210 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:52,932  AND LET THE SPARKS FLY.  211 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:58,371  SO WHO'S THIS DOCTOR,   THEN?  212 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:01,274    - HE'S MY DERMATOLOGIST,   PAUL.  213 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:02,575    HE JUST WAS CHECKING IN.  214 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:05,444  AFTER HE BURNED SOME STUFF OFF,     I GOT A LITTLE WOOZY.  215 00:09:05,444 --> 00:09:07,246    - THEN WE NEED SOME HELP   FIGURING THIS OUT,  216 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:08,481  'CAUSE I DON'T GET IT.  217 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:11,384  I DON'T GET WHY I'M NOT   LIVING IN MY OWN HOUSE.  218 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,952  I DON'T GET--  219 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:16,355  I DON'T GET WHY I'M SO   FRIGGIN' THIRSTY ALL THE TIME.     220 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:19,592  MUST BE     THE ADULT ONSET DIABETES.  221 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:23,262  I CAN'T GET ENOUGH   TO DRINK.  222 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:24,564  [tap water runs]  223 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,831  - THAT'S WHY.  224 00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:28,167  - [swallows]  225 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:30,436  HUH?  226 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,338    - WHENEVER YOU GET ANYTHING   OUT OF THE CABINET,  227 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:34,674  YOU LEAVE THE OR OPEN   EVERY SINGLE TIME.  228 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:37,543  AND ME ASKING YOU TO SHUT THEM      HASN'T WORKED.  229 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:39,378    AND IT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR   TO KEEP GETTING ANGRY  230 00:09:39,378 --> 00:09:40,713    OR RESENTING YOU FOR IT.  231 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:43,149  IT'S LIKE ADAM     NOT PICKING UP HIS CLOTHES,  232 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:45,484  AND NOW ALL THOSE HOURS   ADDING UP TO DAYS  233 00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:47,720  THAT I'VE SPENT   CLOSING CABINET DOORS  234 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:48,988  AND PICKING UP CLOTHES  235 00:09:48,988 --> 00:09:50,890  I NOW DESPERATELY   WANT BACK.  236 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,658  SO THAT'S WHY.  237 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,429  THAT'S AS CLEAR   AS I CAN MAKE IT.  238 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,230  [sets glass down]  239 00:09:58,230 --> 00:09:59,565  - WE NEED THERAPY.  240 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:03,402  YOU KNOW TONY,   THAT GUY IN HR  241 00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:05,404    WITH THE MAIL-ORDER BRIDE?  242 00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:07,273  HE RECOMMENDS   THIS THERAPIST  243 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,941  WHO HELPED SAVE   HIS MARRIAGE.  244 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,243  - THERAPY DOESN'T SOUND   LIKE A GOOD TIME TO ME.  245 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:15,581  - OH, COME ON, CATHY.     YOU OWE ME THIS AT LEAST.  246 00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:17,283  PLEASE.  247 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,887  - OKAY.  248 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:24,523  - THANK YOU.  249 00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:27,293    SO, UH, YOU WANT TO CALL   OR SHOULD I CALL?  250 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:32,698  I'LL CALL.   LET ME CALL.  251 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:36,035  - IT'S HOT TODAY,   ISN'T IT?  252 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:39,071    IT'S ACTUALLY THREE DEGREES     HOTTER TODAY IN MINNEAPOLIS  253 00:10:39,071 --> 00:10:41,841    THAN IT WAS ONE YEAR AGO,   AND YOU KNOW WHY?  254 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,710  GLOBAL WARMING, BABY!  255 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:46,879  IF YOU BUY ONE OF   THESE GAS GUZZLERS,  256 00:10:46,879 --> 00:10:50,583  YOU'RE JUST PART   OF THE PROBLEM!  257 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:55,655  NICE WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION     YOU'RE DRIVING.  258 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,556  - PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!  259 00:10:57,556 --> 00:10:59,525  YOU'RE NOT AS HOT   AS YOU THINK YOU ARE.  260 00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:03,329  - WHAT DID YOU SAY?   I CAN'T HEAR YOU.  261 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,765  - ADAM'S CLEANING OUT   HIS CLOSETS.  262 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,266  HE'S PROBABLY GONNA BE   TWO INCHES TALLER  263 00:11:07,266 --> 00:11:08,868  BY THE TIME   HE GETS BACK FROM CAMP.  264 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:11,537  HERE.  265 00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:13,305  YOU WANT ANY OF THESE?  266 00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:14,974  - TOO YOUNG.  267 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:18,210  OH! TOO UGLY.  268 00:11:18,210 --> 00:11:20,613  MADE IN A SWEATSHOP   BY TAIWANESE INFANTS.  269 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:21,881  NICE GOING, SIS.  270 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:25,317  OOH, THESE COULD WORK.  271 00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:27,453  - OH, MY GOD!  272 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,855    I SAW MY BROTHER'S PENIS.  273 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,424  SOMEBODY SHOOT ME   IN THE EYE.  274 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,759  - GOD, NOBODY NOTICED.   NOBODY CARES.  275 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:35,227  - BUT THEY COULD HAVE.  276 00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:36,929    I MEAN, THERE ARE, LIKE,   A HUNDRED PEOPLE HERE.  277 00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:39,298    - PEOPLE DON'T CARE THAT MUCH      ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE IN GENERAL.     278 00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:41,033  IF THEY DID,     THEY WOULDN'T BE DESTROYING  279 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,169  THE WORLD   WE ALL LIVE IN.  280 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:45,137  - ANDREA?  281 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,342  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  282 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:51,644  - I'M WALKING.  283 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,079  - AND EATING CHIPS?  284 00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,381  - I WALKED ALL THE WAY FROM HOME   AND I GOT HUNGRY.  285 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,016  YOU TOLD ME   NOT TO STARVE MYSELF.  286 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,318  - HI, I'M SEAN.  287 00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:01,220  WHILE I GENERALLY   LIKE YOUR LOOK,  288 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,822    YOU ARE SADLY THE PRODUCT  289 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,623  OF A RICH   AND GLUTTONOUS SOCIETY.  290 00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:06,859    OUR EXCESS IS KILLING YOU.  291 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:08,294  - BUZZ OFF, JESUS.  292 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:09,695  HE A FRIEND OF YOURS?  293 00:12:09,695 --> 00:12:12,665  - THIS IS TOTALLY   NON-NUTRITIVE.  294 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,999  YOU NEED TO EAT   SOMETHING  295 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:15,534  THAT YOUR BODY   KNOWS HOW TO BURN OFF,  296 00:12:15,534 --> 00:12:17,536  LIKE A FRUIT   OR A VEGETABLE.  297 00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:18,738  HERE, GIVE ME THOSE.  298 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,272  - NO WAY.   I PAID FOR THESE.  299 00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:22,041    - I'LL GIVE YOU TEN BUCKS   TO THROW THEM AWAY.  300 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,776  - FINE.  301 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:27,246  - IF YOU'RE GONNA   THROW THEM AWAY, I'LL TAKE THEM.  302 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:30,382  - HEY, HOW COME I CAN'T   EAT THEM BUT HE CAN?  303 00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:31,450    - I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIM.  304 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,018  - AND I ONLY EAT TRASH.  305 00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:34,987  - SO DO YOU JUST   DRIVE AROUND TOWN,  306 00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:37,389  COMMENTING ON RANDOM   PEOPLE'S FOOD OR WHAT?  307 00:12:37,389 --> 00:12:38,891  - LOOK, SHE'LL NEVER   TELL YOU THIS,  308 00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:40,526  BUT I'M HER BROTHER.  309 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:42,995  HER SECRET SHAME.     THE ITCH SHE CAN'T SCRATCH.  310 00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:44,230  - SHUT YOUR FACE UP.  311 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,798  JESUS IS YOUR BROTHER?  312 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:47,733  THAT'S AWESOME.  313 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:51,103  I'M FAT, AND YOU'VE GOT     A BROTHER THAT EATS TRASH.  314 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:55,107  - YEAH.     EVERYBODY'S GOT SOMETHING.  315 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,044  - [groans]  316 00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:34,647  WHAT'S DOING?  317 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,749  [exhales]  318 00:13:40,619 --> 00:13:42,454  - YOU'RE JUST LIKE   YOUR DAD.  319 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:44,056  - WHAT, DOES THAT MEAN   YOU'RE GONNA  320 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:45,591  KICK ME OUT   OF THE HOUSE THEN TOO?  321 00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:50,930  - YOU'RE NOT GOING     TO SOCCER CAMP THIS SUMMER.  322 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,531  - WAIT.  323 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:53,566  WAIT, WHAT?  324 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,834  - NO, I'M SORRY.  325 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,069  IT'S--IT'S TOO LONG   FOR YOU TO BE AWAY,  326 00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:58,838  AND THERE ARE STILL--THERE ARE      TOO MANY THINGS WE NEED TO DO.     327 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:01,240  - MOM, IT'S SIX WEEKS.  328 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,842  IT'S NOT THAT LONG.   ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  329 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,877  - I HAVE A VERY SHORT   WINDOW TO WORK WITH,  330 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,745  IF THAT WINDOW   HASN'T SHUT ALREADY.  331 00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,581  BUT WE'LL DO FUN THINGS   TOO.  332 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,950  - MOM, YOU ALREADY   SIGNED THE PAPERS,  333 00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,618  AND DAD WANTS ME TO GO.  334 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:16,622  - I KNOW.   I CHANGED MY MIND.  335 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,224  I'LL--I'LL TALK   TO YOUR DAD.  336 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,992  - NO, I'LL TALK TO HIM.  337 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:22,294    I MEAN, HE AGREES WITH ME   ABOUT HOW NUTS YOU ARE.  338 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,662  YOU KNOW WHAT?   I'M SICK OF YOU!  339 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:26,031  YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.   JEEZ!  340 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,468  - HER SON IS A WRECK.  341 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,804    SHE WON'T LET HIM GO TO CAMP,      ALL OF A SUDDEN.  342 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:34,240  AND I'M A MESS.  343 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,508    AND THE WORST PART OF IT IS,       SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN,  344 00:14:36,508 --> 00:14:38,777  I ALWAYS KNEW   SHE WAS GONNA LEAVE ME,  345 00:14:38,777 --> 00:14:41,580    AND IT'S LIKE I'M WATCHING   MY WORST FEAR COME TRUE  346 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,250  AND THERE'S NOTHING   I CAN DO TO STOP IT.  347 00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,485  IT'S LIKE, ON OUR--   ON OUR WEDDING DAY,  348 00:14:46,485 --> 00:14:48,487  I COULDN'T BELIEVE   HOW LUCKY I WAS  349 00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:50,489    THAT SOMEONE LIKE HER WANTED         TO BE WITH SOMEONE LIKE ME,  350 00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:53,559  'CAUSE SHE'S A TEN,   AND I'M, LIKE, A FOUR.  351 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,694  FOUR TO SIX,   DEPENDING ON THE DAY.  352 00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:59,064  AND WHAT REALLY   MAKES IT STING  353 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,666  IS THAT I HAVEN'T FELT   GOOD ABOUT MY BODY  354 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,234  FOR SOME TIME NOW.  355 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,535    YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING         ABOUT GOING TO A DOCTOR,  356 00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,037  SEE IF I HAVE   A THYROID PROBLEM  357 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,539    OR--OR MAYBE I JUST HAVE TO   GET BACK TO THE GYM.  358 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,074  YOU MADE ME CANCEL   MY GYM MEMBERSHIP  359 00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,276  'CAUSE YOU SAID   I WASN'T GOING ENOUGH,  360 00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:11,610  BUT I WASN'T GOING   BECAUSE I HURT MY KNEE,  361 00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,112  AND THEN WHEN   MY KNEE GOT BETTER,  362 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,880  I COULDN'T GO 'CAUSE     I WASN'T A MEMBER ANYMORE.  363 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,415  BUT HEY, AT LEAST WE'VE   GOT THE EXTRA 40 BUCKS  364 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,950    IN OUR POCKET EVERY MONTH.  365 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,752  [sighs]  366 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,688  - WHAT ARE YOU   THINKING ABOUT, CATHY?  367 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:26,825  - I'M THINKING  368 00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:29,228    HOW MUCH ADAM USED TO LOVE   PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK  369 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:32,865  WITH ME   WHEN HE WAS LITTLE.  370 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,733  AND I'M   SIMULTANEOUSLY THINKING  371 00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:37,536  I'D REALLY LIKE     A VANILLA LATTE RIGHT NOW.  372 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:43,809  - DO YOU THINK THOSE   TWO THINGS ARE RELATED?  373 00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:46,378  - PROBABLY NOT.  374 00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:02,928    [video game sound effects]  375 00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,697  [door slams shut]  376 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,932  - WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN   THIS SUMMER, ADAM.  377 00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,133  - MAYBE YOU ARE.  378 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,435  -  WE  ARE.  379 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,537  WITHOUT SOCCER CAMP.  380 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:19,244  PAINTBALL.  381 00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:21,480  - WHA--WHAT?  382 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,048  - WELL, I KNOW HOW MUCH   YOU LIKE PLAYING IT,  383 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:24,483  SO I THOUGHT     WE COULD DO IT TOGETHER.  384 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,318    I MEAN, YOU CAN TAKE SOME   AGGRESSION OUT ON ME,  385 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,786    AND MAYBE YOU'LL REALIZE   YOUR OLD MOM  386 00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:29,288  ISN'T SUCH A DRAG   ALL THE TIME.  387 00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,759  PAINTBALL.  388 00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,995    - I LIKE PLAYING PAINTBALL   WITH MY FRIENDS.  389 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,730  I'D RATHER SHOOT MYSELF   IN THE HEAD  390 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,566    THAN RUN AROUND THE YARD   PLAYING WITH MY MOM.  391 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,710  [knocks]  392 00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:53,345  - MARLENE?  393 00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,183  MARLENE?  394 00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,294  - WHAT THE--   [gasps]  395 00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:43,962  OH! OH! ARE--   ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  396 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:46,498  - I AM SO, SO SORRY,   MARLENE.  397 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,000  - GET OUT OF HERE.  398 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,536    I TELL YOU MY NAME AND NOW     YOU'RE TOUCHING MY FACE!  399 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,237  - NO. I-I-I BROUGHT YOU   A LATTE.  400 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,106  - AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING   TO SCALD ME WITH IT?  401 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,742    THEN WHAT? BURN MY COUCH   WITH ME ON IT?  402 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:57,910  - NO!  403 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,711  - DO ME A FAVOR   AND FORGET MY NAME.  404 00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:01,346  - I WAS JUST TRYING   TO BE NEIGHBORLY.  405 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:06,151  - GET OUT DOESN'T MEAN   RUN YOUR MOUTH!  406 00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:08,954  [door slams]  407 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:42,454  - STAINLESS STEEL,   YOU ARE KIND.  408 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,857  - ♪ FELT ♪  409 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,492  ♪ SO ♪  410 00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:49,194  ♪ STRANGE ♪  411 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,098  ♪ ALL ♪  412 00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:55,267  ♪ DAMN ♪  413 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,970  ♪ DAY ♪  414 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:01,940  ♪ AFTER WAKING UP ♪  415 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:06,078    ♪ FROM THIS DREAM I HAD ♪  416 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:09,214  ♪ THIS MORNING ♪  417 00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:14,419  ♪ OH ♪  418 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:18,790  ♪ THIS MORNING ♪  419 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:21,960  ♪ OH... ♪  420 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,532  - CATHY?  421 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:27,933  [door slams]  422 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:30,035  I KNOW YOU'RE HERE  423 00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,937  'CAUSE YOUR CAR'S   IN THE DRIVEWAY  424 00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:35,274    AND THE SMELL OF CRUELTY'S   IN THE AIR.  425 00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,178  CATHY?   - [gasps]  426 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,214  DON'T YOU KNOCK?  427 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:43,882  - ON MY OWN DOOR?   NO.  428 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:46,652  I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT.  429 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:48,820  SORRY IF I'M NOT   WHO YOU EXPECTED.  430 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,856  - I WASN'T EXPECTING   ANYONE.  431 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,291  - WHAT ARE YOU DOING,   HONEY?  432 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:55,360  YOU'RE LYING NAKED   IN BROAD DAYLIGHT  433 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,895    IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR YARD.  434 00:19:56,895 --> 00:19:58,830  I MEAN, I LIKE IT.   DON'T GET ME WRONG.  435 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,299  - YOU REMEMBER WHEN  436 00:20:00,299 --> 00:20:01,967    WE WERE ON OUR HONEYMOON   IN FRANCE  437 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,735  AND WE WENT   TO THAT TOPLESS BEACH,  438 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:08,173  AND THERE WERE WOMEN   OF ALL SIZES AND AGES  439 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:09,575  WITH THEIR TOPS OFF,   AND I COULDN'T DO IT  440 00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:13,245  BECAUSE I FELT SO UGLY?  441 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:14,713  LIKE I HAD TO LOSE   FIVE POUNDS?  442 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,248  THAT MY BOOBS   WERE SAGGING?  443 00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:17,849  BUT YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN     LOOKING AT OLD PHOTOGRAPHS,  444 00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:19,051  AND YOU KNOW WHAT?  445 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,953  I WAS PRETTY CUTE   BACK THEN  446 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,754  BUT I COULDN'T FEEL IT.  447 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,823  - AND THIS IS MY FAULT?  448 00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:27,059  BECAUSE I TOLD YOU     TO GO TOPLESS IN FRANCE.  449 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,260  - NO.   - I DID.  450 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:29,928  - NO, YOU DIDN'T.  451 00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:33,632    YOU SAID YOU WERE WORRIED     ABOUT GETTING AN ERECTION.  452 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,067  SPEAKING OF WHICH.  453 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:38,937  - WELL,   WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?  454 00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:42,074  - [laughs]   I DON'T KNOW.  455 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,811  - YOU WANT TO DO   SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?  456 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:49,615  - MAYBE.  457 00:20:49,615 --> 00:20:51,216  - MAYBE?   - YEAH.  458 00:20:51,216 --> 00:20:53,952  I WANT TO DO IT   IN THE GRASS.  459 00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:55,053  - REALLY?  460 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,457  YOU WANT ME TO DO YOU   IN THE ASS?  461 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,459  - NO!  462 00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:02,694  GRASS!   - OH!  463 00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:04,463  - I SAID GRASS!  464 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,498  - I'M SORRY.   - REALLY, PAUL?  465 00:21:06,498 --> 00:21:09,101  - I--I MIS--I--  466 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,936  WAIT. OH, COME ON,   THAT'S IT?  467 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,104  - LOOK, I HAVE TO   GO GET DRESSED.  468 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,272  I HAVE TO PICK UP ADAM   AT BRENT'S.  469 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,606  - WELL, HE'S NOT THERE.  470 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:15,807  I JUST--I JUST     DROPPED HIM OFF AT SCHOOL  471 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:16,775  TO GET ON THE BUS   FOR CAMP.  472 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,443  HE SAID   YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND.  473 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,312  - AND YOU DIDN'T THINK   TO CHECK WITH ME?  474 00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:22,114  - LET HIM GO, CATHY.  475 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,583    LOOK, WE COULD USE THIS TIME       TO WORK ON OURSELVES.  476 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,418  I CAME HERE TO TELL YOU   THAT OUR THERAPIST  477 00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:28,453  HAD SOME GREAT THINGS   TO SAY AFTER YOU LEFT,  478 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,255  AND I'M GONNA KEEP ON   SEEING HER,  479 00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:31,690  AND I'M GONNA   FIX OUR MARRIAGE,  480 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,091  EVEN IF I HAVE TO DO IT   ALONE.  481 00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:34,726  - I JUST--I NEED   THE SUMMER, PAUL.  482 00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:37,229  JUST GIVE ME THAT,   PLEASE?  483 00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:49,908  [horn honks]  484 00:21:49,908 --> 00:21:51,910  ANDREA!  485 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:56,014  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  486 00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:57,683  - I'M EXERCISING.  487 00:21:57,683 --> 00:21:58,817    - DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE?  488 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,419  - YEAH,   BUT MY PICTURE SUCKS.  489 00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:02,287  - I DON'T CARE. GET IN.   YOU'RE DRIVING.  490 00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:03,955  - REALLY?  491 00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:09,761  WHY THE FUCK   DID YOU DO THAT?  492 00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:12,030  - 'CAUSE I LIKE YOU,   ANDREA.  493 00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:19,805  [tires squeal]  494 00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:21,840    - HOLY SHIT, MRS. JAMISON.   GET DOWN!  495 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,141  [paintballs firing]  496 00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:25,644  WHAT ARE YOU DOING?  497 00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:28,647  SHE AIN'T DRIVING FAST!  498 00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:31,717  [bus brakes whine]  499 00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:34,753  [SUV brakes screech]  500 00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:37,255  WTF, MRS. JAMISON?  501 00:22:37,255 --> 00:22:38,490  - WHAT'S UP, MAN?  502 00:22:38,490 --> 00:22:41,126  [overlapping chatter]  503 00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:42,994  - MRS. JAMISON, WHAT--?  504 00:22:42,994 --> 00:22:44,896  - I HAVE TO GET MY SON.  505 00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:47,566    - YOU HITTING THAT, ADAM?   - NICE BODY, YEAH!  506 00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:49,034  - GET OFF.  507 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:51,436    - NO, I'M NOT GONNA SPEND   THE ENTIRE SUMMER  508 00:22:51,436 --> 00:22:52,838  WITH MY LUNATIC MOTHER.  509 00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:55,507  - YOU'RE GONNA STOP     SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT.  510 00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:56,808  I AM NOT CRAZY  511 00:22:56,808 --> 00:22:58,710    BECAUSE I WANT TO SPEND TIME       WITH YOU THIS SUMMER.  512 00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,545  I JUST MISS YOU.  513 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:02,614  I MISS YOU SO MUCH.  514 00:23:02,614 --> 00:23:05,016    - MOM, I HAVEN'T BEEN GONE   AN HOUR.  515 00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:07,719  - WHEN YOU WERE BORN,   EVERYONE SAID TO ME,  516 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,488  "DON'T LET YOUR BABY     SLEEP IN THE BED WITH YOU.  517 00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:12,224    YOU'LL NEVER GET HIM OUT,"   BUT I COULDN'T HELP IT.  518 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:15,127  I PULLED YOU INTO ME   AND I--  519 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:18,597    I PUT MY FACE REALLY CLOSE   TO YOUR LITTLE FACE  520 00:23:18,597 --> 00:23:21,199  SO I COULD FEEL YOU   BREATHING IN MY MOUTH,  521 00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:22,367    AND I KNEW YOU WERE SAFE.  522 00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:25,504  - JUST STOP TALKING   RIGHT NOW.  523 00:23:25,504 --> 00:23:28,673    - GET OFF THE BUS, ADAM.   PLEASE.  524 00:23:28,673 --> 00:23:30,208  - NO.  525 00:23:31,943 --> 00:23:33,578  - GET OFF THE BUS.  526 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:34,780  - NO!  527 00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:35,781  [paintball blast]  528 00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:36,782  [laughter]  529 00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:39,384  - GET OFF THE DAMN BUS.  530 00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:40,719  [paintball blast]  531 00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:43,121  - STOP IT! JESUS!   - ANDREA!  532 00:23:43,121 --> 00:23:46,024  - WHO IS THIS?   YOUR--YOUR BIG BACKUP?  533 00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:47,025  - SHOOT HIM AGAIN.  534 00:23:47,025 --> 00:23:48,026  [paintball blast]  535 00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:49,027  [laughter]  536 00:23:49,027 --> 00:23:51,163  - WHAT? FINE.   FINE.  537 00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:52,664    - BEHAVE YOURSELF, ADAM.  538 00:23:52,664 --> 00:23:54,232  - SAY GOOD-BYE   TO YOUR MOMMY, ADAM.  539 00:23:54,232 --> 00:23:56,067  - OKAY.  540 00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:58,570  SORRY.  541 00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:00,338  SORRY ABOUT THIS,   EVERYONE.  542 00:24:00,338 --> 00:24:04,709  YOU...   ENJOY SOCCER CAMP.  543 00:24:04,709 --> 00:24:07,112  AND DON'T--   DON'T BULLY ANYBODY  544 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,414  AND REMEMBER   TO HANG UP YOUR CLOTHES  545 00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:12,250  WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF.  546 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:14,853  - I LIKE YOU, BITCH.  547 00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:19,357  [cheering]  548 00:24:19,357 --> 00:24:21,259  BACK OFF.   - OH, SHIT.  549 00:24:22,694 --> 00:24:24,463  - ADAM.  550 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,298  ADAM.  551 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,099  EVEN THOUGH YOU SAID   THAT YOU HATE ME,  552 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:29,835  I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T.  553 00:24:29,835 --> 00:24:31,102    AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES       YOU HAVE TO SAY IT  554 00:24:31,102 --> 00:24:32,637  IN ORDER TO GET   YOUR FEELINGS OUT,  555 00:24:32,637 --> 00:24:35,507    I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOOK BACK      AND HATE YOURSELF  556 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:37,275  BECAUSE I KNOW   IT'S NOT TRUE.  557 00:24:37,275 --> 00:24:39,110  AND EVEN IF IT IS NOW,  558 00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:41,379  I KNOW THAT IT WON'T BE   EVENTUALLY.  559 00:24:51,022 --> 00:24:52,657    SO I'M KEEPING HIM HOME.  560 00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:54,159  - GOOD MOVE.  561 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,328  YOU'RE GONNA BE     REAL POPULAR THIS SUMMER.  562 00:24:56,328 --> 00:25:00,365  - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO     I'M GONNA BE THIS SUMMER.  563 00:25:00,365 --> 00:25:02,701  - DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE     OF ADAM'S SHIRTS WITH YOU?  564 00:25:02,701 --> 00:25:03,802  IT'S COLD OUT HERE.  565 00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:06,304  IT'S AT LEAST   EIGHT DEGREES COLDER  566 00:25:06,304 --> 00:25:08,006  THAN IT WAS   THIS TIME LAST YEAR.  567 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:10,442  THANKS, EVERYBODY.  568 00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:16,781    - DID ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS  569 00:25:16,781 --> 00:25:20,285  EVER THINK I WAS CUTE   IN HIGH SCHOOL?  570 00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:22,521  GO ON, YOU HEARD ME.     YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THOUGH.     571 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,456    LIKE, DID THEY EVER SAY,   LIKE,  572 00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:27,225    "DUDE, YOUR SISTER'S HOT,"  573 00:25:27,225 --> 00:25:29,227  OR, "I'D REALLY LIKE TO   TAP YOUR SISTER'S ASS."  574 00:25:29,227 --> 00:25:33,064    - OH, MY GOD. SUCH A DEAD-ON         IMPRESSION OF MY FRIENDS.  575 00:25:33,064 --> 00:25:34,666    IT REALLY TAKES ME BACK.  576 00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:35,734  - OKAY, NEVER MIND.  577 00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:37,035  YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE  578 00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,436  WHO'S ALLOWED TO SAY   WHAT'S ON THEIR MIND.  579 00:25:38,436 --> 00:25:40,138  THAT'S FINE.  580 00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:41,773  - I DID.  581 00:25:41,773 --> 00:25:44,409  - YOU DID WHAT?  582 00:25:44,409 --> 00:25:46,978    - I THOUGHT YOU WERE HOT.  583 00:25:46,978 --> 00:25:48,446  - YOU DID?  584 00:25:48,446 --> 00:25:51,516  - YEAH, I--OH.  585 00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:54,419    I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M FINALLY   TELLING YOU THIS.  586 00:25:54,419 --> 00:25:58,290    UM, LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS     GONNA SOUND SICK TO YOU,  587 00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:03,094  BUT TRY NOT TO JUDGE     FOR ONE SECOND IN YOUR LIFE.      588 00:26:03,094 --> 00:26:05,664  I USED TO IMAGINE   YOU WERE MY GIRLFRIEND.  589 00:26:05,664 --> 00:26:07,198  - REALLY?  590 00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:08,500  - I THINK THAT'S WHY   WE FOUGHT ALL THE TIME,  591 00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:10,502  BECAUSE THERE WAS JUST,   YOU KNOW,  592 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:12,938  SO MUCH FRUSTRATION   ON MY PART.  593 00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:16,074  AND THEN I READ      THE HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE,  594 00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,876  AND I FELT SUCH A SENSE   OF RELIEF,  595 00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:19,578  BECAUSE HE WRITES ABOUT   THE SEXUAL TENSION  596 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,379  BETWEEN THE BROTHER   AND THE SISTER,  597 00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:26,117  AND I THOUGHT MAYBE   I WASN'T TOTALLY NUTS.  598 00:26:26,117 --> 00:26:27,719  ARE YOU JUDGING ME?  599 00:26:27,719 --> 00:26:29,321  - NO, NO.  600 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:32,791    - THEN, UM, THEN I HAVE TO     TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE.  601 00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:36,928  PHYSICALLY, CATHY,   YOU HAVE BEEN  602 00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:39,798  AND WILL ALWAYS BE  603 00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:41,700  THE GROSSEST PERSON   ON EARTH TO ME!  604 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:42,734  [laughs]  605 00:26:42,734 --> 00:26:44,102    - YOU'RE SUCH A JACKASS.  606 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:46,071  SHUT--SHUT UP!   - WHOO!  607 00:26:46,071 --> 00:26:48,406  - YOU ARE SO GULLIBLE     THAT IT IS NOT EVEN FUN!  608 00:26:48,406 --> 00:26:51,710  - OH, STOP IT!     JACKASS! YOU'RE A JACKASS!  609 00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:54,346    - [singsong] MY NAME IS CATHY        AND MY SHIT DOESN'T STINK!  610 00:26:54,346 --> 00:26:57,082  SAY IT!   - IT SMELLS LIKE ROSES!  611 00:27:10,495 --> 00:27:15,000  [Ingrid Michaelson's   Keep Breathing]  612 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:20,605  ♪ THE STORM IS COMING ♪  613 00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:26,778  ♪ BUT I DON'T MIND ♪  614 00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:32,217  ♪ PEOPLE ARE DYING ♪  615 00:27:32,217 --> 00:27:38,156  ♪ I CLOSE MY BLINDS ♪  616 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:40,225  ♪ ALL THAT I KNOW ♪  617 00:27:40,225 --> 00:27:45,163    ♪ IS I'M BREATHING NOW ♪  618 00:27:55,140 --> 00:28:00,779  ♪ ALL THAT I KNOW   IS I'M BREATHING ♪  619 00:28:00,779 --> 00:28:06,551  ♪ ALL I CAN DO IS   KEEP BREATHING ♪  620 00:28:06,551 --> 00:28:08,420  ♪ ALL WE CAN DO ♪  621 00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:12,090  ♪ IS KEEP BREATHING ♪  622 00:28:12,123 --> 00:28:17,762  ♪ NOW ♪  623 00:28:17,796 --> 00:28:23,568  ♪ NOW ♪  624 00:28:23,601 --> 00:28:29,174  ♪ NOW ♪  625 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:32,077  ♪ NOW ♪  73067

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