Original subtitles

Hi, guys. I am Tom Holland.

I'm joined today by Tobey Maguire

and Andrew Garfield.

We just wanted to take a moment

to say a massive thank you

for all of your continued love and support for this film.

While we were making this film,

I think I can speak on behalf of all of us that we knew

that we had our hands on something really special.

But I don't think we could ever have imagined

it would have been received as well as it has been.

So thank you so much.

We are just incredibly grateful that you guys are here for it.

Thank you to everybody for supporting this movie.

I got to show up with these guys and have a beautiful experience.

Andrew, we have something to tell you.

What?

It's important to both of us

that you know this. Okay?

We love you. We love you.

About time.

I've been waiting months.

I've been waiting months since that day in Atlanta.

I had it in here. Yeah.

It took every part of me not to say that.

This was worth the wait,

and I will wait for you guys for centuries.

PAT [ON BROADCAST]: We come to you now with revelations

about last week's attack in London.

An anonymous source provided this video.

It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio,

moments before his death.

You may find this video disturbing.

QUENTIN: I managed to send the Elemental back,

but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge.

Spider-Man attacked me.

He has an army of drones, Stark technology.

He's saying he's gonna be the new Iron Man. No one else.

EDITH: Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack?

There will be significant casualties.

SPIDER-MAN: Do it. Execute them all.

[WEAPONS BLASTING]

PAT: This shocking video was released earlier today

on the controversial news website TheDailyBugle.net.

JAMESON: There you have it, folks. Conclusive proof

that Spider-Man was responsible

for the brutal murder of Mysterio,

an interdimensional warrior

who gave his life to protect our planet

and who will, no doubt, go down in history

as the greatest superhero of all time.

But that's not all, folks.

Here's the real blockbuster.

Brace yourselves. You might wanna sit down.

QUENTIN: Spider-Man's real-- Spider-Man's real name is--

Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker.

What the f--? [CAR HORN HONKS]

That's right, folks. Peter Parker.

A 17-year-old high school delinquent...

She knows him. Are you Spider-Man's girlfrien?

...is, in fact...

Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend?

...the vile vigilante villain Spider-Man.

Yo, it's him. Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Please don't touch her, sir. You're just a kid?

You murdered Mysterio? Um...

You helped him? No, I didn't--

Come on, kid, let me see your face.

He hit me. Spider-Man hit me!

Come on. He hit me.

All this time, people looked up to this boy

and called him a hero.

I'll tell you what I call him, public enemy number one!

I told you I never wanted to do this ever again!

MJ, I'm so sorry, but I can't see anything

with your hand in my--

Sorry. Where are we gonna go?

I don't know. Your house? No! No!

My dad will kill you.

What? You said your dad really liked me.

Yeah, well, not anymore.

[PHONE BUZZES]

Dude. Dude!

Dude! Dude!

Dude!

Dude!

Dude!

[GASPS]

I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

No, not really. Uh...

MAN: Yo, Peter!

We should go. We should go. Come on.

You said you don't want to swing. Swing me.

Okay. We can take the subway.

[SQUEALS]

No.

Look out!

That was so much worse.

Okay. It's okay.

Are you okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on, come on, come on. Okay, I'm so sorry.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

MJ: Okay. Okay.

I'm sorry.

I just feel so dumb. I didn't realize you were miserable.

No, it was really fun, right?

That's why they call it a fling.

And we flung. It was fun.

I could've been more fun.

I can be fun. We'll hang out again.

Like, when do you think?

[SOFT THUD]

I should see what that is.

No, no, no. It's what I do.

He's always coming and going. Peter?

MJ: Peter? PETER: Oh, no.

MJ: Oh, God. Peter? PETER: Oh, no.

I don't know what to do. Peter. Peter.

Oh, I-- I didn't see anything.

This isn't what it looks like.

No, no, May. Practice safe--

Oh, hey. You must be MJ!

Yeah. Nice to meet you. So nice to meet you.

Wait, have you been crying?

We broke up.

MAN: Hey, Spider-Man! Oh. Oh, uh...

Thank you. I didn't know you broke up.

I thought you were in love, May.

Can we talk about this in the kitchen?

HAPPY: I should probably leave.

I thought you guys were such a handsome couple.

It's really about boundaries. [DOORBELL BUZZES]

Let me answer the door. Let's go here.

Is that the door? Hey. Is it true?

I was gonna go, but... Not now.

MAY: I didn't know you were so awkward about sex, Peter.

This has nothing to do with sex.

HAPPY: If you wanna go over it again. I mean-- What's that sound?

WOMAN: Hey, Spider-Man! Oh, my God.

I mean, I'm happy to rehash it if you want to.

MAY: You take care of your side, I'll take care of mine.

[PHONE RINGING]

What is up with this phone?

Will you get off your phones for five minutes?

I just wanna talk to you about your relationship, okay?

Peter?

[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

What?

[GASPS]

Is that--? HAPPY: Is that here?

Um...

MAN 1: Yo, Peter Parker! MAN 2: Yo, Peter!

Maybe it's not such a big deal.

JAMESON: Spider-Menace!

Governments around the world launch investigations

into the murderer known as Spider-Man,

aka Peter Parker,

aka the web-headed war criminal

who, for years, has been terrorizing

the decent citizens of New York.

Well, now this city and the world

see him for what he truly is.

New details from last week's

devastating attack in London have emerged.

For more, we go now to Joint Intelligence headquarters.

BRITISH REPORTER: Authorities just a short while ago confirmed

that the deadly drones used in the London attack

were designed by Stark Industries.

[KNOCK AT DOOR] CLEARY: Federal agents! Open up!

Federal agents? You stay here.

Department of Damage Control.

We have a warrant for the arrest of Peter Parker.

You know the Fourth Amendment? CLEARY: Sure.

Unreasonable search and seizure?

Get in here, guys. Let's go.

I didn't kill Quentin Beck. The drones did, okay?

The drones that are yours. No.

Well, look. Nick Fury was there the entire time.

Ask him. He can explain everything.

Nick Fury has been off-planet for the last year.

What? MJ: Peter! Hey.

MJ! They have nothing to do with this, sir.

BOTH: Don't say anything without a lawyer.

MJ: I want a lawyer.

Ms. Jones-Watson. Jones. I don't go by Watson.

Ms. Jones, why do you want a lawyer if--?

If I have nothing to hide?

Exactly. Unless--

I'm actually guilty of something? Mm-hm.

I'm very aware of your tactics and my rights.

Just answer my questions.

I've seen your file.

You're a smart young woman

with a bright future ahead of her.

Why would you risk it all

by getting involved with a vigilante like Peter Parker?

Washington Monument,

Venice Grand Canal,

Tower Bridge!

You know, if I didn't know any better, Peter,

it's kind of like your enemy is national landmarks.

So sorry to keep you waiting.

Can we get Ned a snack? Absolutely.

He's been waiting. I got you.

Dude, I'm so sorry about that.

I'm not supposed to say anything to you.

Not even a thing. I just have one question.

When MJ told you Peter was Spider-Man--

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Heh. What's up?

I-I knew way before MJ did.

I was Spider-Man's "guy in the chair."

I know about those.

Dude, half my guys are guys in the chair.

Exactly. You would know.

I literally helped him find the Vulture.

I didn't know that. I helped him hack a suit once

and helped him get to space.

So in Spider-Man's illegal vigilantism,

you were his main accomplice.

I would like to have my words stricken from the record.

So if you did your job,

I wouldn't have to be on the boat saving people's lives.

I climbed up the side of the Washington Monument.

Okay, now we're getting to some facts.

Tell me everything you know about the Night Monkey.

Here's the funny thing about the law.

It's usually not open

to random self-interest interpretation.

Though you and I both know

that hasn't stopped people like you from trying.

So, with all due respect, and I mean that very insincerely,

unless you have some real specific charges to throw at us,

legally, you can't hold us here.

Sounds like someone who's been through the system before.

I've been arrested at a couple of protests.

I'm a real career criminal.

You should lawyer up.

Child endangerment's a nasty rap.

Excuse me?

A boy was entrusted to you,

and as his legal guardian, essentially his mother,

you not only allowed him to endanger himself,

but you actually encouraged it.

Who does that?

I wanna see Peter right now.

PAT [ON BROADCAST]: Stark Industries was caught in the web

of the Spider-Man-Mysterio controversy today,

when federal agents opened an investigation

into missing Stark technology.

Agents wanna know exactly what was taken...

At least they used a good picture.

What is happening?

[CLEARS THROAT] That's great. Thank you.

Well, I have some good news, Peter.

I don't believe any of the charges

against you are gonna stick. Wait, seriously?

I knew it. Nice.

My God, Mr. Murdock, thank you.

Thank you, Matt. That's amazing.

You're welcome. HAPPY: Perfect.

However, Mr. Hogan. Yes?

The Feds are investigating that missing technology.

I understand your loyalty to Mr. Stark and his legacy,

but if you were involved--

If I was? I advise securing a lawyer.

I need a lawyer because I'm--? I thought he was--

You said there's no charge.

I could say under advisement of counsel,

I refuse to answer the question respectfully

because the answer can incriminate me--

It's in Goodfellas. What's the thing they say in Goodfellas?

I know that's what you think. Calm down.

Let's hear what he has to say. Matt?

You're gonna need a really good lawyer.

You may have dodged your legal troubles

but things will get much worse.

There is still the court of public opinion.

[GLASS SHATTERS]

MAN [OUTSIDE]: Murderer! Mysterio forever!

How did you just do that?

I'm a really good lawyer.

We're gonna need a safer place to live.

[*****]

[ALARM BLARING]

Oh. Ah.

How do we--? How do we--?

ALARM: Alarm system deactivated.

[SIGHS] It looks nice. And this is safe.

Welcome to the spiritual oasis.

You like Donkey Kong Jr.?

Hey, man, move!

MAN: Stop! Thief!

Move out of the way! Hey, move, move!

Stop that guy!

Look out!

Stop!

[WEB THWIPS]

[GASPS]

Oh, my God.

Hey!

Whoa, what are you doing? You can't do this anymore.

He's the thief. You're a child.

Show some respect. He's not a child.

He's 14 years old.

I'm not-- I had a job when I was 14.

My son is 14. He's a moron. Guys, I am not 14 years old.

He's not equipped to make these kinds of decisions.

It's true. Teenagers' brains aren't fully developed yet.

He can't even rent a car. MAN: He doesn't need a car.

He's been to space. Thank you.

How do you know they aren't working together and in cahoots?

Me and this guy? I don't know this guy.

WOMAN: We don't know what's in that bag.

We've been in cahoots the whole time.

Murderer! [GASPS]

Mysterio forever!

[GROANS]

RADIO HOST: Nicky from Jersey City, you're on the line.

NICKY: I'm not saying I don't want to honor the Avengers,

but, you know, not doing it this way.

Putting the Captain America shield

on the Statue of Liberty?

Nah, that will look ridiculous.

Leave the Statue of Liberty alone.

Oh, Happy.

Did you send in your applications yet?

I just finished my MIT one.

You? Same.

Can you imagine if we both got in? And Ned?

Yeah, but we'd have to get scholarships

so we could actually go.

You got the scores and the grades.

You think I'm being too pragmatic.

No, no, no. Well...

Kind of. It's okay.

It's one of my favorite things about you.

Really? Yeah.

What are your other favorite things?

I love your relentless optimism.

I am a glass-half-full kind of gal.

I really like how you're a people person.

I love people. I love them so much.

You like sports.

I think the Mets are gonna

go all the way this year. Really?

[MAN SNORING] What's that noise?

[WHISPERING] Oh. It's Happy. Look.

Gave his room to May so he's sleeping down here.

I have a weird question. Um...

Does any part of you feel relieved about all of this?

Ever since I got bit by that spider...

I've only had one week where my life has felt normal.

Or kind of normal, I guess.

And...

that was when you found out.

Because then everyone that was in my life

that I wanted to know, knew.

And it was perfect.

But now everybody knows and...

I am the most famous person in the entire world.

And I'm still broke.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

I'm...

excited to see you tomorrow.

Yeah. Me too.

HAPPY: Wrap it up.

You both like each other. We get it. Hang up.

There's no new ground being broken. I need my eight hours.

Have you been listening this whole time?

Hi, Happy. Not by choice.

MJ says hi. Hello.

It's back to school, folks.

And in their infinite wisdom,

Mayor Dingus and the city clown-cil

are welcoming back the town's most notorious costumed killer--

Peter Parker.

Go get them, tiger.

Or should I say "spider"?

REPORTER 1: The crowd has continued to grow here all morning long

at the Midtown School of Science...

REPORTER 2: The crowd seems evenly divided

between supporters of Spider-Man

and protestors.

MJ! MJ! MJ! We love you!

MJ, are you gonna have his spider-babies?

Back up. Back up. Back up!

MJ, you know he's a murderer, right?

Peter. Do a TikTok with me.

Mysterio forever! Do a flip!

Hey, let's see you and MJ kiss! Back off.

Who are you?

Ned Leeds. Spider-Man's best friend.

I'm Peter Parker's best friend.

You come at my boy, you come at Flash Thompson.

If you wanna read about our inspiring friendship,

you can in my new book, Flashpoint.

One spider, two hearts, a million crazy-ass memories.

Check it out.

Go. No, I gotta wait--

No. Go.

I'll see you inside, okay?

Keep watching Midtown News all year

as we bring you up close and personal coverage

of Peter fighting his biggest battle yet,

college admissions.

Peter, we would love to welcome you back to Midtown High,

where we shape heroes.

WILSON: Yeah, uh-huh. Or murderers.

Stop it.

It's an honor to serve you, sir.

It's not.

Mysterio was right.

Stop. That's all. Mysterio was right.

Some of the students put this together for you.

No, you did that. I helped a little bit.

WILSON: I tried to stop you so many times but you powered through.

He did all of that. DELL: Did a great job.

I hope you have time to check it out.

Feel free to walk or swing through the hallway.

Or crawl on the ceiling to avoid everybody.

We all know you can do it. I'm just gonna...

I know what you did.

Stop. You're embarrassing yourself.

He's a conspiracy theorist.

[*****]

[PHONE SHUTTERS CLICKING]

We were lab partners. Did you know that?

WILSON: Climb it!

Climb it! Climb it! Climb it!

[CHANTING CONTINUES]

Look at that sticky bastard go.

Freak!

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

FLASH: I'm where he gets all his best ideas.

That's why he calls me his Spidey mentor.

Peter! Good to see you, bud! I'll see you later!

Oh, my God, he's so cute!

What's it like being Spider-Man's teacher?

Well, Peter's always been more than a student to me.

He's been more like a son. Who's also my little brother.

So, what do you think about

these crazy Mysterio conspiracy theories

that are spreading online?

There's a conspiracy theory that

Justin Timberlake was in NSYNC at one time.

And then you look it up, and, oh, he was in NSYNC.

My ex-wife, for example,

she's been spending a lot of time online.

And, you know, the Internet is a wild place

that really beckons people like her

who are a little lost

and kind of have forgotten

where they came from and who they are

and that they love someone very much.

Sometimes you just forget these things

and you end up in a subreddit,

believing in Mysterio.

Sorry, what was your question?

So you never noticed

he had extraordinary athletic abilities?

I mean, it's a science school,

so two push-ups is extraordinary athletic abilities.

In your book, you revealed

that the name "Spider-Man" was your idea.

Were there any others that you tossed around

before settling on "Spider-Man"?

Yeah, there were a few.

You know, "Arachnokid." "The Bitten."

When I think about it, there were times

that he was sticking to the wall,

or he had this stuff coming out of his wrist.

But I didn't really think much of it. I just...

I've been doing this a long time.

It's just a lot of kids.

I noticed that in your book I'm not mentioned once.

No. No, I'm pretty sure you are.

Uh...

I mean, you're...

Whoa, there are pictures in this?

If that spider had bitten me,

we'd be talking about a different Spider-Man right now.

I think I would have maybe had a different style costume.

Maybe something with flared legs, maybe.

As sexy as possible.

So, what is an appropriate text to send

to an ex-girlfriend in the middle of the night?

You look great, by the way.

Thank you. You look as beautiful as ever.

[CLEARS THROAT]

What do you say to the people who claim

that you're not really friends with Peter Parker?

You know, it hurts.

Because...

You know, I...

Tell me:

If the spider that gave you your powers

were here right now,

what would you say?

Would you say, "Thanks"? Or, "Thanks for nothing"?

I would say "Thanks."

"For nothing"?

You can catch the rest of my exclusive interview

with Peter Parker today at lunch, only on MNN.

Up next, Lady Liberty is getting a makeover,

and some of Midtown High's very own artists share

their ideas of what she should look like.

We'll be right back after this important message

from Principal Morita about cafeteria safety.

Can we just stay up here all day?

It is so crazy down there. This one's good.

"Some suggest that Parker's powers

include the male spider's ability to hypnotize females,

which he used to seduce Jones-Watson

into his cult of personality." Oh, come on. Stop. Stop.

Yes, my Spider-Lord.

NED: Finally some privacy.

It is so crazy down there.

So I was thinking...

when we get into MIT, we should live together.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I'd love that.

This is gonna be us. Yes.

Minus the Frisbee and the smiling.

PETER: MIT's obviously the dream,

but if we match up our backup schools,

then either way, we'll be in Boston.

New school, new town. I can Spider-Man there.

They have crime in Boston, right? Yes.

Wicked crime. It'll be like a fresh start.

What's up?

I don't know. I just feel like, if you don't--

If you expect disappointment,

then you can never really get disappointed.

Come on.

Be a fresh start. And we'll all be together.

Yeah. No, you're right. Fresh start.

Yeah.

Fresh start.

[*****]

First one's here!

It's okay. It's a backup school.

Peter!

No?

Last one.

MIT?

Uh... Okay.

Okay.

Phew. Ready?

Jones. I told you to take down the Halloween decorations.

Actually, that was Sasha so--

Enough attitude. Just do it.

On it.

Feel like I'm gonna puke.

Don't, because he will just make me clean it.

This is our only shot. It's here or nowhere.

Hey. Come on. Okay. You guys ready?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, on three.

One, two, three.

[*****]

No.

No.

You?

"In light of recent controversy,

we are unable to consider your application at this time."

This is so not fair.

I mean, this is so not fair. I didn't do anything wrong.

You guys definitely didn't do anything wrong.

Expect disappointment and you will never get disappointed.

FLASH: * No sleep till *

[SCATTING]

* Boston *

You guys didn't get in?

Yeah, because we're actually friends with Spider-Man.

Uh, yeah. I better get going.

There's a mixer for new admissions and--

Sorry, guys.

BOSS: Jones, what are you doing? Get back to work.

Yeah, I'm coming.

Know what?

I wouldn't change a thing I did.

NED: Me neither.

Although I do need to show this letter to my parents.

[*****]

[CLEARS THROAT]

Um, hi.

Hi?

I'm, uh--

The most famous person in the world.

I know.

Wong. Try not to slip.

We don't have liability insurance.

Is all this for a holiday party?

No. One of the rotunda gateways connects to Siberia.

A blizzard blasted through.

[BLAST OF COLD AIR]

Because someone forgot to cast a monthly maintenance spell

to keep the seals tight.

That's right, he did, because he forgot

I now have higher duties. Higher duties?

The Sorcerer Supreme has higher duties. Yes.

Wait, I thought you were the Sorcerer Supreme.

No, he got it on a technicality

because I blipped for five years.

Oh, well, congratulations. If I'd been here, then--

You'd burn the place down.

You two, no one said stop shoveling.

So, Peter, to what do I owe the pleasure?

Right. I'm really sorry to bother you, sir.

Please. We saved half the universe together.

Think we're beyond you calling me "sir."

Okay, uh, Stephen.

That feels weird, but I'll allow it.

[STAMMERS]

When...

When Mysterio revealed my identity...

my entire life got screwed up and I was wondering--

I don't know if this would actually work,

but I was wondering if...

maybe you could go back in time and make it so he never did?

Peter...

we tampered with the stability of space-time

to resurrect countless lives.

You wanna do it again now because yours got messy?

It's not about me.

I mean, this is really hurting a lot of people.

My Aunt May, Happy,

my best friend, my girlfriend,

their futures are ruined just because they know me,

and they've done nothing wrong.

I am so sorry...

but even if I wanted to...

I don't have the Time Stone anymore.

That's right.

I'm really sorry if I wasted your time.

No. You didn't. Just forget about it.

He will. He's very good at forgetting things.

Wong, you've actually generated a good idea.

What?

The Runes of Kof-Kol.

The Runes of Kof-Kol?

It's just a standard spell of forgetting.

Won't turn back time, but people will forget

you were ever Spider-Man.

Seriously? No, not seriously.

That spell travels the dark borders

between known and unknown reality.

It's too dangerous.

We've used it for a lot less.

Do you remember the full moon party at Kamar-Taj?

No. Exactly.

Come on, Wong.

Hasn't he been through enough?

Just leave me out of this.

Fine.

Fine.

So, what is this place?

The Sanctum's built at the intersection

of cosmic energy currents.

We weren't the first to seek them out.

Some of these walls are thousands of years old.

And they shot an episode of The Equalizer here in the '80s.

Well, I, um...

really appreciate you doing this for me, sir.

Don't mention it.

And don't call me "sir."

Right. Sorry.

You ready?

I'm ready.

Nice knowing you, Spider-Man.

Wait, excuse me?

The entire world's about to forget

that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

Including me. Everyone?

Uh, can't some people still know?

That's not how the spell works.

And it's very difficult and dangerous

to change it mid-casting.

So my girlfriend's gonna forget everything?

Is she even gonna be my girlfriend?

Was she your girlfriend because you were Spider-Man?

I don't know. I really hope not. All right, fine.

Everyone in the world's gonna forget you're Spider-Man

except your girlfriend.

Thank you so much.

Oh, my God, Ned. Ned.

What is a Ned?

He's my best friend

so it's important to me that Ned knows.

Okay, let's not change the parameters of this spell

any more while I'm casting it.

Okay, I'm done. I swear I'm done. I'm done.

But my Aunt May should really know.

Peter, stop tampering with the spell.

When she found out, it was really messy.

I don't think I could go through that again.

So my Aunt May? Yes.

Thank you. Happy?

No, I'm annoyed.

No, it's a nickname. Harold "Happy" Hogan.

He used to work with Tony Stark, but then he was...

Could you just stop talking?

[GRUNTING]

Basically everyone that knew

I was Spider-Man before should still know!

[GRUNTING]

Did it work? No.

You changed my spell six times.

Five times. You changed my spell.

You don't do that. I told you. And that is why.

That spell was out of control. If I hadn't shut it down,

something catastrophic could have happened.

Stephen, listen, I am so-- Call me "sir."

Sorry, sir.

After everything we've been through,

somehow I always forget you're just a kid.

Look, Parker, the problem is not Mysterio.

It's you trying to live two different lives.

And the longer you do that, the more dangerous it becomes.

Believe me. I'm so sorry

about you and your friends not getting into college,

but if they rejected you and you tried

to convince them to reconsider,

there's nothing else you can do.

When you say, "Convince them,"

you mean I could have called them? Yeah.

I could do that?

You haven't called the...?

I got their letter. I assumed that was--

I'm sorry. Are you telling me

that you didn't even think to plead your case with them first

before you asked me to brainwash the entire world?

Well, I mean, when you put it like that...

Come on, pick up, pick up.

Dude, what? I'm busy.

Flash, where's the MIT mixer? Why?

Because I need to talk to someone.

I'm trying to get Ned and MJ a second chance at getting in.

What's in it for me?

I'm risking a lot just talking to you.

Okay, I will, um...

pick you up and swing you to school for one week?

For a month.

For a week. Two weeks.

Flash, please. Help me. You know what I want.

Okay, I'll tell everyone you're my best friend.

Flash, please help me. Cool, cool, cool.

There's the assistant vice chancellor.

You can plead your case with her.

Perfect. Where is she? She left.

To go where? To the airport.

[*****]

SUIT: Stark network unavailable.

Facial recognition unavailable.

[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

Hi.

Yeah, I can see you.

[HORNS HONKING] [BARKING]

Oh, my God.

That's Peter Parker. Mom.

Mom, look. Mommy.

No, it's Peter Parker.

MAN: Hey.

Okay.

Whew.

Yeah. Hi. I'm Peter Parker.

You do know you're in the street, right?

Yeah, I'm sorry. I really needed to talk to you

and I know you're on your way to the airport.

MJ Watson and Ned Leeds are the two smartest people I've met,

and I'm the dumbest person because I let them help me,

but if I didn't, millions would've died,

so please don't let MIT be dumb like me.

MIT is dumb?

No, I'm saying don't let MIT be dumb.

I mean, like the dumber version of me

that wouldn't have let them help.

You didn't rehearse that, did you, Peter?

[HORN HONKS]

Basically, what I'm trying to--

[SPIDER-SENSE TINGLES]

[GRUNTS]

Why are you running?

[PEOPLE CLAMORING]

Oh, my God.

Ma'am, you should get out of the car.

Everybody get off the bridge!

The door's locked.

Door's-- Hey!

Hello, Peter.

Hi? Do we--? Do I know you?

What have you done with my machine?

I don't know what you're talking about. What machine?

The power of the sun in the palm of my hand.

It's gone.

Listen, sir, if you stop smashing cars,

we can work together and I can help you find your machine.

You want to play games?

Catch.

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

It's okay. You guys are good. You're safe. Get out.

You think your fancy new suit's gonna save you?

[CHANCELLOR SCREAMS]

[GRUNTING]

Should've killed your little girlfriend

when I had the chance.

What did you just say?

Looks like we got competition.

[GRUNTING]

CHANCELLOR: Peter! Help!

Don't worry, ma'am! I'm coming!

[GRUNTS]

Peter!

[GASPS]

[*****]

Ma'am, just stay calm.

Just take a deep breath.

Are you okay? No!

I promise, I've got this all under control.

SUIT: Suit compromised.

Nanotechnology.

Ah, you've outdone yourself, Peter.

[MECHANICAL ARMS WHIRRING]

I underestimated you.

But now you die.

[GASPS, GRUNTS]

You're not Peter Parker.

[GROANS] I am so confused right now.

What's happening?

SUIT: New device detected.

Pairing new device.

You don't listen to him. You listen to me.

[CHUCKLES]

Hey.

[SCREAMS]

Whoa.

[CHUCKLES]

Hey. Hey!

Listen to me.

No, not him. Me.

Ma'am, you okay?

Come on, you can still make your flight.

Peter.

You're a hero.

No. Well, I'm-- No, I'm--

I'm gonna talk to Admissions about your friends.

And I'm gonna talk to them about you.

But, ma'am, this isn't about me.

I am going to talk to them about your friends and you.

Okay? Really?

And if you keep your noses clean,

maybe you'll have a fair shot.

Here. Get out of the way. Let me get that man.

Hey! You! I see you. Come here!

That was not okay. Unbelievable.

Who are--?

Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

Until you stop trying to kill me,

I'm in control, buddy,

of this whole tentacle situation

you got going on here, okay?

Now, who are you? What is going--?

[SPIDER-SENSE TINGLES]

[METAL CLANGING]

No.

[CACKLING]

Osborn?

Doctor--?

[SNARLS]

[SCREAMS]

Be careful what you wish for, Parker.

Let me out of here!

Can you please explain to me what is going on?

That little spell that you botched

where you wanted everyone to forget

that Peter Parker's Spider-Man,

it started pulling in everyone

who knows Peter Parker's Spider-Man

from every universe into this one.

From every universe? Who are you? And where am I?

STEPHEN: I think it's better we don't engage

with them because, frankly,

the Multiverse is a concept about which

we know frighteningly little.

The Multiverse is real?

This shouldn't even be possible.

I thought you stopped the spell. No, I contained it.

It would appear a few of them squeaked through.

After you left, I detected an otherworldly presence.

I pursued it into the sewers, where I found that...

slimy green son of a gun.

Spell? As in magic?

What is this, a birthday party?

Who is this clown? What is this madness?

Watch this. Do you know a Peter Parker

who's Spider-Man? Yes.

Is that him? No.

See?

Okay, here's what we gotta do.

I don't know how many visitors we've got--

I saw another one on the bridge.

He was like a flying green elf.

He sounds jolly. Start with him.

I need you to capture them,

bring them here while I figure out

how to get them back before

they destroy the fabric of reality,

or worse, Wong finds out.

Uh, Doctor Strange?

What?

My friends and I just got a second chance to get into MIT,

and if the school sees me fighting these crazy monsters--

Hey, watch your mouth. I'm sorry but--

Are you seriously still talking about college?

Hey, what did you just do? This.

Hey, you can't just--

[GROANS]

How did you do that?

Lots of birthday parties.

Hey.

Whoa.

One shot, send them here, move on.

You're welcome. Get to work.

Sir?

[SIGHS] Now what?

I know this is my mess, and I swear to you I'll fix it,

but I'm gonna need help.

Whoa!

I can't believe I'm in the Sanctum Sanctorum.

Neither can I.

So how did you know you were a man of magic?

Because my nana says that we have it in our family,

and I get these tinglings in my hands--

Talk to your physician.

MJ: Peter. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Sorry for dragging you into this.

Help me find these guys. You don't have to apologize.

You got us a second shot at MIT. It's fine.

So how did the bad guys get here?

We screwed up a spell trying to get you into college.

Wait. What? You did it with magic?

I thought it was the MIT lady you saved.

No, that was after.

Let's just focus on the good news, okay?

No, let's just focus on the bad news.

As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers,

so get on your phones, scour the Internet, and...

Scooby-Doo this shit.

You're telling us what to do even though

it was your spell that got screwed up,

meaning that all this is kind of your mess.

I know a couple of magic words myself,

starting with the word "please."

Please Scooby-Doo this shit.

You can work in the Undercroft.

The Undercroft?

Badass.

[DRYER BUZZES]

About this whole spell thing-- It's totally okay.

Wait, really? Yeah. I mean, I get it.

You were just trying to fix things, and so...

Maybe just run it by us next time, you know?

That way, when you're thinking, "I'm about to do something

that could break the universe,"

we could, like, help you workshop something or...

brainstorm ideas.

Deal.

Ned?

Oh, dude, I don't care. It's seriously not a big deal.

Um, oh!

A torture rack.

That is a Pilates machine.

That is-- The crypt.

Okay, so we get the rest of the guys,

you zap them, Doctor Magic will send them back,

and when we get into MIT,

round of stale doughnuts, my treat.

Let's catch some Multiverse men.

Hey! Who the hell are these two?

My friends. This is MJ. Hey.

And this is Ned. Hello.

Uh, I'm sorry, what was your name again?

Dr. Otto Octavius.

[ALL GIGGLING]

Wait, no, seriously, what's your actual name?

Oh, is that a dinosaur?

["MONSTER MASH" BY BOBBY PICKETT PLAYING]

* I was working in the lab Late one night *

* When my eyes beheld An eerie sight *

* For my monster from his slab Began to rise *

* And suddenly to my surprise *

* He did the mash *

* He did the monster mash *

* The monster mash *

* It was a graveyard smash *

* He did the mash *

* It caught on in a flash *

* He did the mash *

* He did the monster mash *

* From my laboratory In the castle east *

* To the master bedroom Where the vampires feast *

* The ghouls all came from Their humble abodes *

* To get a jolt From my electrodes *

* They did the mash *

* They did the monster mash *

* The monster mash *

* It was a graveyard smash *

[WHISPERS] What?

* It caught on in a flash *

[WHISPERS] What are you looking at?

* They did the monster mash *

MAY [ON PHONE]: If the paint won't come off, I'll get it out.

No, no, no. May. We gotta find these guys first.

Well, finish your mission, and then come by.

We're having a canned food drive.

That could work. NED: I got one.

May, I gotta go. Okay.

I mean, you can take the guy out of the chair,

but you can't take the chair out of the guy.

What'd you find? There's a...

A disturbance near a military research facility

outside of the city,

and witnesses say that they saw

a monster flying through the air.

It's gotta be the guy I saw on the bridge, right?

OTTO: That's impossible.

You know him, don't you?

On the bridge, you said his name.

Norman Osborn.

Brilliant scientist. Military research.

But he was greedy, misguided.

PETER: What happened to him? We tire of your questions, boy!

Okay, um...

I gotta go. Where am I going?

It can't be him.

Why?

Because Norman Osborn died years ago.

So either we saw someone else...

or you're flying out into the darkness to fight a ghost.

[*****]

[CRITTERS SQUEAK]

Keep an eye out on the trees. We don't know where this guy is.

I genuinely don't know how you do this without throwing up.

Did you guys see that?

MJ: Um, no.

NED: It's-It's really dark.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

NED: What-What's happening?

MJ: Peter, what is it?

Are you getting the tingle thing?

Is the tingle happening? Is your tingle tingling?

[*****]

Are you guys seeing this? MJ: Yeah.

NED: Osborn?

No. He was green. This guy's blue.

You wouldn't happen to be from another universe, would you?

MJ: What's he doing?

I don't know. Looks like he's charging.

I don't like this. Just web him.

Whoa!

NED: Go left! Left, dude, left! Left! Go! Left! Yes!

MJ: What are you talking about? Right.

Go to the right! Right! Right! He means right.

Don't listen to him. Guys, this is not helping!

MJ: Oh, no, no, no. What happened? Peter? Peter.

[GROANS]

Whoa.

Peter, it's me, Flint Marko. You remember?

I'm Peter, but I'm not your Peter.

What do you mean, you're not my Peter?

What the hell is going on?

I'll explain, but first, can you help me?

Okay. You try to surround him,

and I'll pull the plug. All right, let's go!

[GRUNTS]

FLINT: I can't hold him much longer.

I got it, I got it!

[GRUNTING]

[POWERS DOWN]

Different Peter. Weird.

Thanks. Sorry. Don't worry about it.

DILLON: I got my body back.

Hey, um...

This is gonna sound really crazy,

but this isn't your universe.

DILLON: Another universe?

Uh-huh. What?

That's what I was feeling.

The power, it's different.

I like it.

Easy, buddy.

It's actually my fault that you're here.

Like, the universe or the woods?

I hate the woods.

I meant the universe, sir.

So, what, y'all just gonna stand here

and act like I ain't butt-ass naked?

I am. No, no.

I, uh...

What was that? What did you just do to him?

No. It's okay. Did you kill him?

I can explain everything. Trust me.

Please just trust me.

I don't trust you. I don't know you.

What is this?

You picked the wrong side.

[CONNORS CHUCKLES]

Connors?

Wait. You know this creature?

No, no, no. Not a creature. A man.

The same universes.

Dr. Curt Connors. He was a scientist

at Oscorp when I worked there.

A brilliant scientist.

Until he turned himself into a lizard.

Then he tried to turn the whole city into lizards.

It was crazy. It wasn't crazy, Max.

It was the next step in human evolution.

The dinosaur can talk. Right. Lizard.

Speaking of which what happened to you?

Last I recall, you had bad teeth,

glasses and a comb-over.

Did you get a makeover?

You know I can give you a real makeover.

Let me guess, into a lizard?

Exactly. Would you two just shut up?

Where are we? It's complicated.

A wizard's dungeon. Wizard's dungeon?

There's no real way to sugarcoat that.

It's literally the dungeon of a wizard.

You can keep your magic.

I want a taste of that new energy I just felt.

[PHONE BUZZING]

Oh, Peter, hey. Did those guys come through yet?

There should be an electric guy and a sand guy.

Yeah, they're all here and locked up.

Perfect. I'm gonna just stay here for a bit

and try and fix some of this damage

so they don't blame it on me again.

Okay. But, hey, I, uh...

I couldn't do any of this without you, so thank you.

Yeah, of course.

Hey, ask him if this is,

like, a tree monster or, like,

a scientist that turned into a tree.

DILLON: It's just a tree, man. Just a tree.

[*****]

GOBLIN: Coward. We have a new world to conquer.

You make me sick.

Leave me alone, please.

Hiding in the shadows.

Hiding from who you truly are.

No. You can't escape yourself.

[GOBLIN CACKLES]

[PHONE BUZZING]

Hey, May. Hey, Peter. I'm at work, and...

one of the guys you're looking for just walked in.

[*****]

May? Where's May?

Thank you.

May.

Ah, hey, here he is.

Norman, this is my nephew.

Norman Osborn? I thought that you were--

I saw Spider-Man in an ad for this place.

And I thought he could help me.

But you're not him.

Wait, so you want Spider-Man's help?

He just wandered in.

I didn't know where else to go.

Someone's living in my house.

Oscorp doesn't exist.

My son...

Sometimes I'm not myself.

I'm someone else.

Mm-hm. And every time he's in control,

I can't remember. Who? Who's in control?

And now I'm here-- Who's in control?

I don't know what's going on. Okay, it's okay.

And I don't-- Doesn't make sense.

[WHISPERS] He's lost.

And I don't mean just in the cosmos. I mean in his mind.

Are they all like this?

Yeah. Yeah?

They all have their own

mental or physical issues.

Oh, well, he needs help and maybe they all do.

Wait, you don't mean--? No, May, this isn't my problem.

Peter, not your problem? Hmm?

May. Their chance of getting help is way better

back where they came from.

Sending them home,

that's the best thing we can do for them.

For them? Or for yourself?

Look around you. This is what we do.

We help people. This is what's best for them.

Trust me.

[NEWS THEME PLAYING]

I'm now joined by supervisor Walter Burke,

who was at the scene of tonight's disturbance.

Mr. Burke, you're saying you saw Spider-Man,

with your own eyes,

destroying multiple power lines?

Uh... Yes. Yes, sir, he did.

There you have it, folks.

Firsthand, from an unimpeachable witness,

the Teen Terror attacking our electrical grid.

Yeah, he was talking to the Dirt Man.

Beg your pardon?

Yeah, he was talking to the Dirt Man

before they worked together

to make the Power Monster disappear

with what appeared to be a sparkle web.

All right. Yep. Thank you very much.

Well, that...

[CLEARS THROAT]

We'll have to circle back

and confirm this, folks.

I'll talk to my producer

to see if we can find out what's in Mr. Burke's thermos.

But the fact remains, Spider-Man is a menace.

We'll be right back after a brief word

from Daily Bugle Supplements.

The only other daily fix you need.

ASSISTANT DIRECTOR: And we're out.

What?

I got eyes on him.

He's with his aunt and some guy.

You sure? They're leaving the shelter.

Okay. Don't lose him.

[BRAKES SQUEAL]

Thanks, May. Hope to see you again.

Hey. He trusts you. So do I.

Thanks for cleaning my suit.

I'll see you later.

Um, guys, this is Mr. Osborn. Hey, it's "doctor."

Sorry. Um, Dr. Osborn, these are my friends.

This is Ned and MJ.

Mary Jane? It's Michelle Jones, actually.

Fascinating.

Do you think there are other Ned Leedses?

[*****]

Octavius?

Osborn?

What-- What happened to you? What happened to...?

You're the walking corpse. What do you mean?

You died, Norman.

Years ago.

You're insane.

God, I love it here. What are you talking about?

He's standing right there. He's not--

Dead. They both died,

fighting Spider-Man.

It was all over the news.

Green Goblin, impaled by the glider you flew around on.

And a couple of years later, you, Doc Ock,

drowned in the river with your machine.

That's nonsense.

Spider-Man was trying to stop my fusion reactor,

so I stopped him.

I had him by the throat, and then I...

And then I was here. MAX: Ah, please.

Let me tell you something. I was whupping Spider-Man's ass.

He'll tell you. And then he caused an overload.

I was stuck in the grid, absorbing data.

I was about to turn into pure energy, and then...

And then, uh...

And then-- Oh, shit.

I was about to die. Max, do you know? Do I die?

Oh, great. You caught another one.

No, wait, Strange. He's not dangerous.

[GASPS]

It's okay. Um...

What is that?

It's an ancient relic. The Macchina di Kadavus.

I trapped your corrupted spell inside,

and once I finish the proper ritual,

it'll reverse the spell

and send these guys back to their universes.

And then what? We perish?

No. No, thanks. I'll pass on that.

Let me out of here. Peter!

Strange, we can't send them back. Not yet.

Why?

Well, some of these guys are gonna die.

Parker, it's their fate.

Come on, Strange, have a heart.

In the grand calculus of the Multiverse,

their sacrifice means infinitely more than their lives.

I'm sorry, kid.

If they die, they die.

[CLICKING]

[*****]

Peter!

Don't.

[GRUNTS]

Dude, what are you doing? Peter, you gotta go. Go, go.

Okay. Get out of here.

This is why I never had kids.

[GROANS]

[*****]

Give me the box. No.

Whoa!

[GRUNTING]

[GROAN ECHOES]

Oh, my God, I'm dead. You're not dead,

you've just been separated from your physical form.

My physical-- What?

How are you doing that? I have no idea.

You should not be able to do that.

This feels amazing.

[GRUNTING]

That's one of the coolest things that's happened to me,

but don't ever do that again.

Wha-- Hey! Get off of me!

[GRUNTS]

[STRAINS]

[WIND WHISTLES]

[SHOUTS]

[HORN HONKS]

* La, la *

* Tis the season To be jolly... *

[GRUNTS]

[*****]

[YELPS]

[SPIDER-MAN GROANS]

[SIGHS]

What is this place? The Mirror Dimension,

where I'm in control.

[TRAIN HORN BLOWING]

Strange, stop. Can we please just talk about this?

Parker, don't you realize that in the Multiverse

there are an infinite number of people

who know Peter Parker is Spider-Man?

And if that spell gets loose, they're all coming here.

I know, I get it, but we can't just send them home to die.

It's their fate.

You can't change that

any more than you could change who they are.

But what if we could? What if we could change their fate?

Whoa! Oh, what are you doing?

I'm not giving you the-- Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

[YELLING]

Give me that back.

Wait a minute. Is that an Archimedean spiral?

The Mirror Dimension is just geometry?

You're great at geometry. You can do geometry.

Square the radius. Divide by pi.

Plot points along the curve. It's over, Parker.

I'll come pick you up when it's done.

Hey, Strange.

You know what's cooler than magic?

[YELLS]

Math. Don't do this.

Ow. I'm sorry, sir, but...

[GRUNTS]

...I have to try.

[PANTING]

What happened? I fought with Strange and won.

What? Look, I stole his ring thing.

I was swinging through the city, and then I went through

this massive mirror thing, and then I was back in--

Where is he? He's trapped,

but I'm not sure for how long. You could have left us to die.

Why didn't you?

Because that's not who he is.

I think I can help you guys.

If I can fix what happened to you, then when you go back,

things will be different,

and you might not die fighting Spider-Man.

What do you mean fix us? Our technology is advanced--

I can help you. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

Octavius knows what I can do.

Fix? You mean like a dog?

I refuse.

I can't promise you guys anything,

but at least this way, you get to go home and have a chance.

A second chance.

Come on, isn't that worth trying?

Trust me, Peter, when you try to fix people,

there are always consequences.

I mean, you don't have to come.

I also didn't know that you could talk.

But if you stay here,

you're gonna have to deal with the wizard.

Ah, so we go along or die. Not much of a choice, is it?

I just wanna go home. Well, I, myself,

don't wanna be killed,

especially by a guy dressed like Dungeons & Dragons,

so, what's your plan?

I have it all under control.

[WHISPERS] What are we gonna do about this thing?

Uh, well, we need to find somewhere safe for it, right?

Yeah, sure. You gotta take it. Wait, what?

If something bad happens, you just push this,

and then it's all over. We're not gonna leave you.

You can't. It's dangerous. You've done enough.

We're in this together. I know we're in this together,

but I can't do this if you're in danger.

Okay? So for me, MJ, please just take this.

Please. Fine.

Thank you. But, Peter,

if I don't hear from you, I'm pressing the button.

Sure. Okay. And I will do it.

Yeah, we all believe you, Michelle.

No way that's his girlfriend. No way.

She'll do it. Absolutely, she will.

Okay. See you later. Be safe.

You too. Okay.

BOTH: Whoa.

Okay.

Be careful, okay? Yeah. You too.

So, uh...

who's coming with me?

Well, I'm in.

But if this goes sideways...

I'm gonna fry you from the inside out.

My client has nothing to do with the missing technology.

He's a law-abiding citizen. He has nothing to hide.

That's right.

[CELL PHONE BUZZES]

[*****]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

Where's Connors?

MAY: He wants to stay in the truck.

PETER: Okay. Mr. Hogan,

is there something wrong?

Happy.

Stop sweating.

How do you do that?

Yeah? I feel kind of bad

using Happy's place like this. No, no, no. He'll get over it.

[SIGHS] ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: New Yorkers

oppose the renovation... Oh, sorry.

So this is your plan, Peter, hm? No lab, no facilities?

Just performing miracles in a condominium, hm?

What, you gonna cook us some cures

and some frozen burritos in a microwave?

I could go for a burrito. He's gonna kill us all.

Well, let's hope not.

You're up first, Doc. What?

Hey, I told you, I don't need fixing.

I don't need fixing.

Especially by a teenager using scraps

from a bachelor's junk drawer.

Nah, nah, nah. He got something back there.

I can feel it. That weird energy.

What the hell is that?

It's a fabricator.

It can analyze, design, construct basically anything.

I thought that was the tanning bed Happy broke.

[WHIRRING]

Look at that.

He's gonna kill us all.

Whoa. What's going on there?

PETER: So the chip in the back of Doc's neck

was designed to protect his brain from the AI system

that's controlling these tentacles,

but if you look here... the chip is fried.

So rather than him being in control of the tentacles,

the tentacles are now in control of him.

Which, I guess, explains why he is so miserable all the time.

But, if you look here, if I can introduce self--

Self-healing composite circuitry.

Exactly.

So, theoretically, I mean, if this were to work,

he would go back to the way he was.

Thirsty?

Well, yes, I am thirsty.

Fresh water or salt?

You know, because you're an octopus.

What?

Fresh water it is.

Look at this place.

And all the possibilities. What, this condo?

Yeah, yeah, the condo. I love the whole open floor plan. No.

No, man, I'm talking about the world.

I kind of like who I am here.

And all that power back there...

I could be so much more.

So why'd you come along?

I have a daughter, and I want to see her.

But he's not gonna send anyone home

till he's finished his little science project back there.

You trust him?

I don't trust anyone.

How'd you end up like that anyway?

Oh...

the place where I worked at,

they were experimenting with electricity

created by living organisms, and then, uh...

I fell into a vat of electric eels.

You're kidding. I fell into a supercollider.

Damn.

Gotta be careful where you fall.

Remarkable.

The technology and you.

When all this is over, if you need a job

and you're willing to commute to another universe...

[FABRICATOR DINGS]

It worked. That totally worked.

I got it. I did it. Uh, will you send him up?

Here we go.

Sorry. Hold on, Doc.

Oh, will these humiliations never cease?

You, keep your science fair project away from me!

It'll work. Have faith.

Says the reckless fool who turned himself into a monster.

[OTTO GRUNTS]

Please stop moving your head.

Hold still. Don't you dare.

Ugh! I swear, when I get out of this,

we're gonna rip you a new--

[POWERS DOWN]

Doc?

Doc?

Doc?

Dr. Octav-- [GASPS]

[PANTING]

[WHISPERS] It's so quiet.

Those voices inside my head...

I'd almost forgotten.

Otto.

Yes. Norman.

It's me.

Would you look at that.

I'm grateful, dear boy. Truly.

Yeah, you're welcome.

How can I help?

[OVER SPEAKER] This is Peter. Leave a message.

[LINE BEEPS] Uh, yeah, Peter, this is Happy.

I accessed my doorbell camera.

Who are those guys, huh? Is that a cyborg?

You bring a cyborg with robot legs into my house?

Was one of the guys made of mud? What's going on? Call me.

OTTO: How does it feel, Norman?

You're about to become whole again.

No more darker half.

Just you.

Just me.

[TAPPING KEYBOARD]

PETER: Okay, um...

It just goes right here. This... [CHIMES]

That should be drawing power now.

I'm gonna come back in a second to check,

but keep an eye on the lights. When they're all green,

it means the electricity in your body's dissipated.

Well, not all of the electricity.

You need electricity for your brain to function.

Your nervous system is...

I'm not really sure why I'm explaining electricity to you.

Yeah, can I ask you a question? Sure.

Are these your Legos? [FABRICATOR CHIMES]

Uh, I gotta go. I'll be back.

[SIGHS] [BEEPS]

Something feels off. FLINT: What do you mean?

I don't like this. Leave it alone.

The sooner you guys get through this, the sooner we go home.

[BEEPS]

Well, where is he? Uh, he's inside.

And yet here we are, outside.

Did you not hear me say, "Don't lose him?"

I want incriminating footage of Spider-Man.

I called Damage Control. They're on their way.

And so it begins.

JAMESON: ...place is about to be swarming with cops.

[ECHOES] Peter?

[ECHOES] What's wrong?

I don't know.

May?

[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]

[ECHOES] What is it, Peter?

[ECHOES] What's happening?

Why are you looking at me like that?

[BREATHING DEEPLY]

That's some neat trick, that sense of yours.

Norman? Norman's on sabbatical, honey.

The hell? The Goblin.

"No more darker half"?

Did you really think that I'd let that happen?

That I'd let you take away my power just because you're blind

to what true power can bring you?

You don't know me. Don't I?

I saw how she trapped you, fighting her holy moral mission.

We don't need you to save us.

We don't need to be fixed.

These are not curses.

[BEEPS] They're gifts.

Norman, no. Quiet, lapdog.

You don't know what you're talking about.

I've watched you from deep behind Norman's cowardly eyes.

Struggling to have everything you want

while the world tries to make you choose.

[BEEPS]

Gods don't have to choose.

We take.

May, run.

[*****]

[GROANS]

[GASPS]

Oh, my God.

What have you done? I liked you better before.

[YELPS]

Up here. He's up there. It's the guy from the bridge.

[METAL CREAKING]

[ROARING]

Did you see that?

[BOTH GRUNTING]

No, you don't! [GROANS]

Strong enough to have it all.

Too weak to take it!

[CACKLES]

[GROANING]

[GRUNTING, PANTING]

Now I got you.

[ROARS]

I told you there'd be consequences.

[NORMAN YELLS]

[PETER GROANING]

[GAGGING]

Your weakness, Peter, is morality.

It's choking you. Can't you feel it?

[CRIES OUT] [GASPS]

[GROWLS]

GOBLIN: It didn't work.

Norman was right.

He got it from you, that pathetic sickness.

You tried to fix me.

May, go. Now I'm gonna fix you.

[WEAKLY] May, run, please.

[MAY GASPS] PETER: May!

Peter, Peter, Peter.

No good deed goes unpunished.

You can thank me later.

No!

[GROANS SOFTLY]

[MAY COUGHING]

[SHUDDERING]

May? Peter.

May, May, I'm here.

[COUGHING] Oh!

[WINCES]

May. Oh!

May, I'm here.

Are you okay? Uh-huh, uh-huh.

[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] [SIGHS]

[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]

Okay-- Oh!

It's okay. We're okay, right?

Yeah. Knocked on my ass.

Yeah, me too. That's all.

[WINCES]

I think I broke my ribs.

This is all my fault, May. No.

I should have let Strange send them back.

You did the right thing.

They would have been killed.

You did the right thing.

It's not my responsibility, May.

Oh. What Norman said?

My moral mission? No.

No, May-- Peter, you listen to me.

You have a gift.

You have power.

And with great power,

there must also come great responsibility, mm?

Yeah, I know.

Let's get the...out of here.

Okay, let's go.

Let me just catch my...

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING OVER POLICE RADIO]

What happened? Are you okay? [SOFTLY] I'm okay.

Yeah, you're okay. What happened?

Just have to...

catch my breath. Okay, well, catch your breath.

I'm right here. We're gonna take our time.

You catch your breath.

Then we'll take you to a doctor, okay?

[*****]

[SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]

Are you okay?

Somebody help! I need an ambulance, please! Somebody?

What happened? Nothing happened.

You're okay, you're okay.

Let me just-- Let me catch my breath.

I'm right here. I'm right here.

[WHISPERS] I'm right here.

You're okay.

It's just me and you.

May?

May?

Will you look at me, May, please?

May.

May.

What are you doing, May?

Please, will you just wake up and talk to me? Please?

Get out of the car now! Move!

Get off, get off, get off me.

Peter! Run! It's just me and you, okay?

It's just me and you, okay?

Oh, May, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so, so, so sorry. I love you.

OFFICER 1: All right, Parker! Come out with your hands up!

OFFICER 2: Come out right now, or we will open fire!

Run!

OFFICER 1: All right, let's go. Let's go! Move in!

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

JAMESON: Tragedy.

What else can I call it?

What more need be said?

The damage, the destruction.

You saw it with your own eyes.

When will people wake up and realize

that everywhere Spider-Man goes,

chaos and calamity ensue?

Everything Spider-Man touches comes to ruin.

And we, the innocents,

are left to pick up the pieces.

J. Jonah Jameson reporting.

Good night, and God help us all.

We are told that multiple people have been injured,

and we can confirm at least one person has been killed...

Still nothing?

No.

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

I'm gonna press it.

What? No, he-- I know he told me to wait...

but I'm gonna do it. I just wish--

I just wish we could see him.

Ned? Yeah?

Do that again. Yeah.

I just wish we could see him.

Oh. Okay.

I just wish we could see Peter.

[GASPS]

Whoa. [SPEAKS IN TAGALOG]

Lola, you're right. I am magic.

Is that him?

Yeah, yeah, it has to be. Peter. Peter!

Hey, Peter! Peter!

Yeah.

[*****]

NED & MJ: Whoa!

[SCREAMING]

Hi. Hi.

No, no, no, it's okay. It's okay. I'm a nice guy.

[SIGHS]

Okay.

Who the hell are you? I'm Peter Parker.

That's not possible. I am Spider-Man, in my world.

But then yesterday, I was--

I was just here.

Wow.

String theory, multi-dimensional reality...

and matter displacement.

All real? BOTH: Yeah.

I knew it.

This has to be because of the spell.

The spell? Like magic spell?

There's no spell. No. No spell.

Magic's real here too? I mean--

Shut up, Ned. No, it's not real.

Shut up. Stop talking. There's magicians, but no--

[WHISPERS] Stop. Stop.

Prove it. Prove what?

That you're Peter Parker. I don't carry

an ID with me, you know?

Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.

Why'd you do that? To see if you have the tingle.

I have the tingle thing, just not for bread.

Can you not throw the bread again?

You're a deeply mistrusting person...

and I respect it.

Crawl around.

Crawl around? Yes.

No. Yes, crawl around.

Why do I need to? This is not enough.

This is plenty. No, it's not.

Yes, it is. It is. No, it's not. Nuh-uh.

How do I stick to the ceiling? Do it.

LOLA: Ned.

[SPEAKING IN TAGALOG]

My lola's asking if you could just

get the cobweb there. [SIGHS]

Since you're, like, up there. Yeah.

[IN ENGLISH] Thank you.

We goo--?

We good? For now.

So I opened the wrong portal to the wrong Peter Parker.

I guess you keep doing it until we find the real one.

Ouch. No offense.

Okay. Okay. You got it.

Find Peter Parker.

What's the thing on his hand? Shh.

Find Peter Parker.

Find Peter Parker!

[*****]

Great, it's just some random guy.

Hello.

Um, I hope it's okay,

I just came through this, uh...

Oh. It just closed.

You're Peter?

Yeah. Peter Parker.

I-- I've seen you two--

Hi. Heh.

Wait. He's-- He's not your friend.

[WEBS THWIPPING, GRUNTING]

Huh. [CHUCKLES]

Wait. So you're Spider-Man too? Why didn't you just say that?

I generally don't go around advertising it.

Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.

I said that. That's what he just said.

[SPEAKING IN TAGALOG]

My lola's asking if you could clean up the webs you just shot.

Oh, sorry, Lola. Yes, of course.

[IN ENGLISH] I'm going to bed. NED: Night, Lola.

MJ: Good night, Ned's lola.

PETER 2: Uh, this might seem kind of weird,

but I've been trying to find your friend

ever since I got here.

I just have this sense that...

That he needs my help.

Our help.

He does.

We don't know where he is.

And, um, honestly, right now we're all he really has left.

Well, uh, is there someplace that he might go

that has meaning to him?

Like a place where he would go to just--?

Get away from everything?

For me, it was the top of the Chrysler Building.

Empire State.

It's a better view. That is a sweet view.

Yes.

Yeah. I-- I think I know exactly where that would be.

[*****]

[SNIFFLES, THEN CRYING]

I'm sorry.

Peter, there's...

There's some people here.

What? Um...

Hey, wait, wait! Whoa!

What...?

Sorry...

about May.

PETER 3: Yeah. Sorry.

I got some understanding of what it is you're--

No, please don't tell me that you know what I'm going through.

Okay. She's gone.

And it's all my fault.

She died for nothing.

So I'm gonna do what I should have done in the first place.

PETER 2: Peter-- Please don't.

You don't belong here.

Either of you.

So I'm sending you home.

Those other guys are from your worlds, right?

So you deal with it.

If they die, if you kill them...

that's on you.

It's not my problem.

I don't care anymore.

I'm done.

I'm really sorry that I dragged you into this.

But you have to go home now.

Good luck.

PETER 2: My Uncle Ben was killed.

It was my fault.

I lost...

I lost Gwen, my, um...

She was my MJ.

I couldn't save her.

I'm never gonna be able to forgive myself for that.

But I carried on, tried to, um...

Tried to keep going, tried to keep being the, uh...

The friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

'cause I know that's what she would've wanted.

But at some point, I just... I stopped pulling my punches.

I got rageful.

I got bitter.

I just don't want you

to end up like... Like me.

PETER 2: The night Ben died...

I hunted down the man who I thought did it.

I wanted him dead.

I got what I wanted.

It didn't make it better.

It took me a long time...

to learn to get through that darkness.

I wanna kill him.

I wanna tear him apart.

I can still hear her voice in my head.

[SNIFFLES]

Even after she was hurt,

she said to me that we did the right thing.

She told me that with great power...

Comes great responsibility.

Wait, what? How do you know that?

Uncle Ben said it.

The day he died.

Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.

[*****]

Okay, so, uh, Connors, Marko, Dillon and, um...

I think that I can repair the devices for Dillon and Marko,

but the others...

Oh, I got Connors. I've cured him once, so no big deal.

What? It's no big deal. Great.

Yeah, that's great.

I think I can make an anti-serum for Dr. Osborn.

Been thinking about it a long time.

Gotta cure all of them. Right?

Right.

That's what we do.

What?

Just three yous.

[CHUCKLES]

Um...

So do you have a best friend too?

I did.

You did?

He died in my arms...

after he tried to kill me.

It was heartbreaking.

[WHISPERS] Dude.

[SOFTLY] Hey. Will you run a diagnostic?

Yeah.

Hey, you okay?

Uh, yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay?

Mm-hm.

You don't deserve this.

I've ruined your life. No. No, no, no.

Look at me. I'm here.

Not going anywhere.

We're gonna get through this.

And we're gonna get through it together.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

[SOFTLY] Thank you.

You have someone?

No.

Ah, I got no time for Peter Parker stuff, you know?

Hm.

Do you? Uh...

that's a little complicated. Oh, I understand.

I guess it's just not in the cards for guys like us.

Well, I wouldn't give up.

Took a while but we made it work.

Yeah? Yeah.

Me and...

MJ.

My MJ. Uh...

It gets confusing here. [LAUGHS]

Yeah.

Peter! ALL: Yeah?

Oh, sorry, did you mean...? "Peter" Peter.

We're all called Peter. We're all Peter.

Peter Parker? Again, we're all Peter Parker.

The computer. Oh!

Oh, I'm ready. Yeah. Me too.

Okay, so now, all we gotta do

is lure these guys someplace, right?

Try to cure them while they try to kill us,

and then send them home.

Using a magic box. Well, that's the plan.

Are you gonna go into battle dressed as a cool youth pastor,

or do you got your suit?

Good. Here's your web cartridges.

Oh, thanks, man. What's that for?

Uh, it's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why?

Whoa!

That came out of you.

Yeah. You can't do that, huh?

No. How on earth does that--?

We're getting sidetracked. This is where we'll do this, okay?

It's isolated, so no one should get hurt.

We draw them there with the box. It's the thing they want.

All we have to do is figure out how to get there.

We could portal there. What?

I'm magic now. Yeah, he's right. He can.

Yeah, we saw. Yeah, he is.

Wait, really? I got Doctor Strange magic.

No way. Yeah.

I promise, I won't turn into a supervillain

and try to kill you.

Okay.

Thank you.

Um, all right, here goes nothing.

What's that thing you always say?

Expect disappointment and-- No, no, no.

We're gonna kick some ass.

Okay.

Cure. Cure some ass.

Cure that ass.

[*****]

JAMESON: Ladies and gentlemen,

the Bugle tip line has just received a call

from none other than the fugitive known as Spider-Man,

fresh from his rampage in Queens.

So, Peter Parker,

what pernicious propaganda are you peddling?

PETER: Just the truth. Oh, sure.

The truth is...

that this is all my fault. [JAMESON SCOFFS]

I accidentally brought those dangerous people here.

Well, he admits it.

And if those people are watching...

just know that I really did try to help you.

I mean, I could have killed you...

at any given moment, but I didn't.

My Aunt May taught me

that everyone deserves a second chance.

That's why I'm here.

And where is "here," exactly?

A place that represents second chances.

JAMESON: The Statue of Liberty? Good God, folks.

He's about to destroy another national landmark.

World, if you're watching...

Believe me, the world is watching.

...wish me luck.

Your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man could use some.

Okay, guys, it could be any minute now.

SPIDER-MAN 2: Yep, almost done.

You know, Max was like the sweetest guy ever

before he fell into... a pool of electric eels.

That'll do it.

All the things I wished I could have done differently.

Now to have a second chance.

Yeah.

Mm. Oh, there it goes.

Heh, you okay?

Oh, it's my back.

It's kind of stiff from all the swinging, I guess.

Yeah. No, I got a middle back thing too.

Really? Yeah. You want me to crack it?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah, that'd be great. All right.

You ready? Yeah.

[BACK CRACKING] Yep. That's good.

How is it? Wow.

That's good. That's better. Right? Yeah.

Wow.

This is so cool. I always wanted brothers.

We should do this again, like, all hang out.

It's nice.

We should maybe, you know, focus on...

On not getting killed tonight.

Yeah. For sure. That's a good idea.

I'll just grab your number at the end of the battle.

You got it.

So you, like, make your own web fluid in your body?

I'd rather not talk about this.

I don't mean to-- But are you teasing me?

No, no. He's not teasing you.

It's just that we can't do that,

so we're curious as to how your web situation works, that's all.

If it's personal, I don't wanna pry, but I think it's cool.

I-- I wish I could tell you, but it's, like, I don't do it.

Like I don't... Like I don't do breathing.

Like, breathing just happens. Whoa.

It's just, like, when it releases,

it's like a clean release.

Can I ask something?

Yeah. Is it like:

When you think it, it webs?

That's a good way to put it.

Because if I press... I have to have a mechanism.

Right. But for you, is it like, "Web"?

And then it webs?

Not even conscious at this point.

It's just like riding a bike.

Does it just come out of your wrists,

or does it come out of anywhere else?

Only... Only the wrists.

Never had a block? I run out of webs all the time.

I have to make my own in a lab. PETER 2: Right. That's--

It's a hassle compared to what you got.

Sounds like a hassle. But I did.

You said that, I was like,

"Oh, I had a web block." Whoa. Why?

Existential crisis stuff.

Yeah. Don't get me started on that.

I'm not sure what to say. It's just a natural thing.

It just happens.

I don't know.

It's so cool, man.

Like, I wanna see the holes.

Hey. What are, like, some of the craziest villains

that you guys have fought? Seems you've met some of them.

Heh-heh, that's a good question.

Yeah, I fought an alien made out of black goo once.

Oh, no way. I fought an alien too.

On Earth and in space. Oh.

He was purple. I wanna fight an alien.

I'm still, like, that you fought an alien in space.

I'm always simultaneously, like, completely stunned

by the fantastical nature of these things,

and it's also just like, "Yeah. Okay. Yeah."

Yeah, it's Monday. Yeah.

I mean--

I'm lame compared-- I fought a Russian guy

in a rhinoceros machine.

That's cool.

Not as-- No, it's not.

Can we rewind it back to the "I'm lame" part?

'Cause you are not. Thanks. I appreciate that.

I'm not saying I am-- But it's just the self-talk.

Maybe we should... Listen, I--

'Cause you're amazing.

Just to take it in for a minute.

Yeah, I can take it in. You-- You are amazing.

I can. Thank you. You are amazing.

Will you say it? I needed to hear that.

Thank you.

All right, guys, focus up. You feel that?

Yeah.

[*****]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

ELECTRO: What's up, Peter?

How you like the new-new?

Look, you give it to me, I'm gonna destroy it.

[CHUCKLES]

But I'll let you live.

Don't make me a murderer, Peter.

Okay, guys, here he comes.

Hey, Max, I missed you, man. Ho!

All right, MJ, heads up!

Got it! Close it.

[GRUNTS] [EXHALES SHARPLY]

[GRUNTS] Uh, Ned, it's not closing.

Yeah, I know.

Why isn't it closing? I don't know.

Did you close it before? No? I mean, I've opened some.

[ROARS]

Max, Max, Max. Can we talk for a second?

Just you and me, just talk? Look who showed up.

My old friend Spider-Man. I'm trying to save you.

That's all I've ever wanted. You're not trying to save me.

I am. You ain't even the shit no more.

Oh... Don't worry about me.

I'll save myself.

Burn up! Aah! Whoa!

Well, I got his attention. Now what?

Okay, great.

[GROWLS, THEN ROARS] Just FYI, lizard guy's here too.

Guys, comm check. Hello?

SPIDER-MAN 3: I need Max's cure.

Yeah. I'm on it.

SPIDER-MAN 2: I need the Lizard cure.

Uh, okay, okay.

[GRUNTING]

Where's the box, Peter?

Flint, we could help everyone. I don't care!

[GRUNTING]

Sorry!

Gross!

ELECTRO: Sad to tell you, Sandman,

nobody's going home.

[METAL CREAKING] [GRUNTS]

[GROWLS]

[CRIES OUT]

[WIND WHISTLING]

[GASPS]

What the hell is going on out there?

I keep yelling at you, Peter 2!

But I thought you were Peter 2. What? I'm not Peter 2.

Stop arguing, both of you! Listen to Peter 1.

We're clearly not very good at this.

I know, I know. We suck.

I don't know how to work as a team.

Me neither. I do. I've been in a team, okay?

I don't wanna brag, but I will.

I was in the Avengers.

The Avengers? Yeah.

That's great. Thank you.

What is that?

You don't have the Avengers? Is that a band?

Are you in a band? No, I'm not in a band.

The Avengers is Earth's mightiest--

How's this helping? It's not important.

All we gotta do is focus, trust your tingle

and coordinate our attacks.

Yes. Okay.

Let's pick one target. Right.

We take them off the board one at a time.

You got it. Peter 1, Peter 2. Peter 2.

Peter 3. Peter 3.

Let's do this. Ready? Wait, wait, wait!

I love you guys.

BOTH: Thank you.

All right, let's do this. Let's go.

[*****]

[SPIDER-MAN 1 & 2 WHOOPING]

SPIDER-MAN: Yes!

Okay, Spider-Mans.

Sandman's first.

I'm gonna lead him inside the statue.

I'll meet you at the top. [GRUNTING]

LIZARD: Come on! Hey!

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Hey, Dr. Connors. Hello, Peter.

Peter 1! I got it!

[YELLS]

Flint, we're trying to help you!

Guys, I'm at the top.

I need the cure!

[GRUNTING]

I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

[GRUNTING]

Just wait your turn, Doc!

I'll be right back. [ROARS]

[GRUNTS]

[GASPING]

[*****]

It's okay, Flint.

We're gonna get you home.

You just stay right here.

How do we stop him?

I've never seen him this powerful.

It's the arc reactor.

We gotta get it off him.

You're not gonna take this from me.

[GRUNTS]

That's not gonna work.

We gotta do this up close.

Peter 2, go right. Peter 3, go left.

On me. Unh!

[GRUNTING]

[ARC REACTOR POWERING UP] Yeah!

[CRIES OUT]

[YELLS]

[GROANING]

[GRUNTING]

NED: I'm trying to close it. I can't help that it's not working.

It's fine. You'll do it again. We'll keep trying.

All right, we got this. Focus and close the portal.

[BREATHING DEEPLY] Close it.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

And that is a lizard, and we should go!

[BOTH GASPING] [ROARING]

Run!

Come on! Come on, this way. Quick, quick, quick!

SPIDER-MAN: Connors, stop!

[BOTH GRUNT]

[LAUGHING]

Yeah.

[GROANS]

[GRUNTING]

Leave them. They're mine.

I don't need your help. I got it just fine.

Dr. Octavius, no.

What are you doing?

Get it off of me.

There you go.

[GROWLING] [BOTH GASP]

[GRUNTS]

[GASPS]

SPIDER-MAN: MJ!

[ROARS]

Whoa.

We gotta hide this thing. Oh, right.

Nice, Ned! Oh, yeah!

Oh. [PANTING]

Where is he?

No! Wait, wait, wait.

Before you do anything, Mister--

Doctor Strange, sir, Peter's plan is working.

What plan? He's curing them.

Dr. Connors?

Welcome back, sir.

Well, I'll be damned.

Did you just open a portal?

Yes-- Yes, sir, I did.

Hmm.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Max?

Max?

Don't worry. I'm all tapped out. Are you sure about that?

Back to being a nobody.

You were never a nobody, Max. Yes, I was. Yes, I was.

You didn't see me.

[CHUCKLES]

Can I tell you something, though?

Yeah.

You got a nice face. You're just a kid.

Ehh... You're from Queens.

You got that suit. You help a lot of poor people.

I just thought you was gonna be Black.

Oh, man, I'm sorry. Oh, don't apologize.

There's gotta be a Black Spider-Man somewhere out there.

Goddamn eels.

The power of the sun.

In the palm of your hand.

Peter?

Otto.

Oh, it's good to see you, dear boy.

It's good to see you.

You're all grown up.

How are you?

Trying to do better.

Strange, wait, we're so close. Skip it!

I've been dangling over the Grand Canyon for 12 hours.

I know, I know, I know. I, uh... Um... Uh...

I'm sorry about that, sir. I mean...

You went to the Grand Canyon? He could have used your help.

It's okay. Uh, these are my new friends.

This is Peter Parker, Peter Parker. Spider-Man, Spider-Man.

They're mes from other universes.

No, no, no. They're here to help.

He's the wizard I told you about.

Look, I am really impressed

that you've managed to give them all a second chance, kid.

But this has to end. Now.

GOBLIN: Can the Spider-Man come out to play?

[GRUNTS]

[CRIES OUT]

Strange, no!

[SCREAMS]

[GOBLIN CACKLING]

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

[GASPING]

Are you okay?

Yeah.

I'm okay.

Are you okay?

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMS]

Whoa!

[ENERGY CRACKLING]

Thank you, Mr. Cape, sir.

MJ: Ned?

Ned! Hey!

[PANTING]

MJ! Peter?

Ned! Peter!

Hey!

Are you okay? We're okay!

[*****]

[PANTING]

Poor Peter.

Too weak to send me home to die.

No.

I just wanna kill you myself.

Attaboy.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

[WHISTLES]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

[YELLS]

[YELLS]

[GRUNTING]

[BLADE PIERCES FLESH]

GOBLIN: She was there because of you.

I may have struck the blow, but you...

Ha-ha, you are the one that killed her.

[CACKLING]

[YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

[PANTING]

[*****]

Peter.

What have I done?

It's you. You okay?

Uh, yeah, I'm good. I've been stabbed before.

Oh, good, good, good. Hey.

Oh, man. Hey, nice catch.

Nice throw. [ENERGY CRACKLING]

What? Is that happening, or am I dying?

PETER 3: Yeah, that's happening. That's real.

PETER 2: Are there people in the sky?

I gotta go. Yeah. I got it. You okay?

PETER: What's happening?

They're coming through. I can't stop them.

There's gotta be something we could do.

Can't you just cast the spell again?

The original way, before I screwed it up.

STRANGE: We're too late for that. They're here.

They're here because of you.

What if everyone forgot who I was?

What?

They're coming because of me, right?

Because I'm Peter Parker? So cast a new spell.

But this time, make everyone forget who Peter Parker is.

Make everyone forget...

me. No.

But it would work, right? Yeah, it would work.

But you gotta understand, that would mean that everyone

who knows and loves you, we...

We'd have no memory of you.

It would be as though you never existed.

I know.

Do it.

You better go and say your goodbyes. You don't have long.

Thank you, sir. Call me Stephen.

Thank you, Stephen.

[CHUCKLES]

Yeah. Still feels weird.

I'll see you around.

[WEBS THWIP]

So long, kid.

Hey. Uh, I think this is it.

I think you're about to go home. Okay.

All right. Um, look, I, uh...

Thank you.

I just wanna-- I want you to-- I wanna tell you that--

I don't know how to say this.

Peter. I want you to know that I...

You know. It's what we do.

Yeah, it's what we do. Um...

Right, I gotta find Ned and MJ. I, uh...

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I guess I'll see you. BOTH: See you.

Bye.

Oh... You're in so much pain, huh?

I am. Yeah.

Oh, you're okay. Oh!

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

Are you okay? Yeah, we're okay.

Oh, my God, you're bleeding. I'm fine. I'm okay.

You sure? I'm fine, I promise.

Okay, okay. I promise.

Good.

Um, we should go, right?

Yeah. You're gonna forget who I am.

What? Forget who you are?

What are you talking about?

It's okay. I'm gonna come and find you,

and I'll explain everything.

I'll make you remember me.

And it'll be like none of this ever happened. Okay?

But what if that doesn't work? What if that doesn't work?

What if we can't remember you? I don't wanna do that.

I don't wanna do that. I know. MJ, I know.

There's not something we can do? We can't come up with a plan?

There's always something we can do.

There's nothing we can do.

But it'll be okay.

You promise?

Yeah, I promise.

I'll come find you, okay?

I know you will.

Okay. Okay.

You better.

If you don't, I'll just figure it out.

I've done it before, I can do it again.

I promise I'll fix this.

I really hate magic.

Yeah. Me too.

I love you.

I love-- Just wait.

Wait and tell me when you see me again.

Sure.

[ENERGY CRACKLING]

[*****]

[MOUTHS] I love you.

JAMESON: It's been a few weeks since the fiasco

on the Statue of Liberty, and Spider-Man's cultists

continue to contend that the vile vigilante is a hero.

Well, if he were a hero, he'd unmask himself

and tell us who he really is,

because only a coward conceals his identity.

Only a coward hides his true intentions.

Rest assured, ladies and gentlemen,

this reporter will uncover those intentions

come hell or high water.

Hi. My name is Peter Parker. You don't know me, but I, uh...

Hi, my name is Peter Parker,

and you don't know me, but you--

Okay, come on.

[DOOR BELL JINGLES]

MJ: No way. Hard to believe, isn't it?

[CHUCKLES]

Hey.

One sec. Can I help you?

Hi. Um, my name is Peter Parker, and I...

would like a coffee, please.

Okay, no problem, Peter Parker.

[SNICKERS]

Doughnut for my fellow Engineer.

NED: Oh! Wait, what?

MIT, they're the Engineers. The mascot.

Oh, right, right, right. I should probably know that.

Look at you with the school spirit.

Tell anybody, I will deny it.

Oh, okay.

Peter Parker? Peter Parker.

Your coffee.

Right. Thank you. Mm-hm.

Um...

Are you excited for MIT?

Oh, uh, right. Yeah.

Uh, yeah. Actually, I am excited, which is weird,

'cause I don't really get excited about things.

I kind of expect disappointment.

'Cause then you'll never actually be disappointed.

Right?

Uh...

yeah. Right.

I don't know, it kind of feels different

this time for some reason.

Right. Um...

What I was-- [REGISTER DINGS]

[DRAWER OPENS, REGISTER WHIRRING]

You okay?

It doesn't really hurt anymore.

Is there anything else?

No.

Thank you.

No problem.

I'll, uh, see you around.

[DOOR BELL DINGS]

[*****]

How'd you know her?

Through Spider-Man.

You?

Same.

I lost a good friend a while back.

Felt like this.

It hurts 'cause they're gone and then it hurts all over again

because you remember what they stood for

and you wonder, "Is all that gone too?"

No, it's not gone.

Everyone that she helped...

they'll keep it going.

You really think so?

I know it.

Take care of yourself, okay? Yeah. Nice to meet you.

LANDLORD: Rent is due on the first of the month. Don't be late.

[*****]

DISPATCHER: Four-three-Edward, do you need an EMS assist?

OFFICER: Negative, Central.

We're gonna need a car tow.

[GRUNTS SOFTLY] [WEB THWIPS]

[GRUNTING]

[DE LA SOUL'S "THE MAGIC NUMBER" PLAYING]

* Three That's the magic number *

* Yes, it is It's the magic number *

* Somewhere in This hip-hop soul community *

* Was born three Mase, Dove and me *

* And that's The magic number *

* What does it all mean? *

* Difficult preaching Is Posdnuos' pleasure *

* Pleasure in preaching Starts in the heart *

* Something that stimulates My music in my measure *

* Measure in the music Raised in three parts *

* Casually see But don't do like the Soul *

* 'Cause seein' and doin' Are actions for monkeys *

* Doin' hip-hop hustle No rock 'n' roll *

* Unless your name's Brewster 'Cause Brewsters are Punky *

* Parents let go 'cause There's magic in the air *

* Criticizing rap Shows you're out of order *

* Stop, look and listen to The phrase of Fred Astaire's *

* And don't get offended while Mase do-si-do's your daughter *

* A tri-camera rolls System is now set *

* Fly rhymes are stored Under D.A.I.S.Y. Productions *

* It stands for "Da Inner Sound Y'all" and y'all can bet *

* That the action's not a trick But sho'nuff a function *

* Everybody wants to be A deejay *

* Everybody wants To be an emcee *

* But no more, no less *

* And you don't have to guess *

* De La Soul posse Consists of three *

* And that's the magic number *

* This here piece of the pie Is not dessert *

* But the course that we dine *

* And three out of Every darn time *

* The effect is "Mmmm" when A daisy grows in your mind *

* Showing true position This here piece is *

* Kissin' the part of the pie That's missin' *

* When that negative number Fills up your casualty *

* Three * * Maybe you can subtract it *

* You can call it Your lucky partner *

* Maybe you can call it Your adjective *

* But odd as it may be *

* Without my one and two Where would there be *

* My three Mase, Pos and Me? *

* And that's the magic number *

* What does it all mean? *

* Focus is formed By flaunts of the soul *

* Souls who flaunt styles Gain praises by pounds *

* Common are speakers Who honor the scroll *

* Scroll written daily Creates a new sound *

* Listeners listen 'Cause this here is wisdom *

* Wisdom of a Speaker A Dove and a Plug *

* Set aside a legal substance To feed 'em *

* For now get 'em high Off this dialect drug *

* Time is a factor So it's time to count *

* Count not The negative actions of one *

* Speakers of soul Say it's time to shout *

* Three forms of soul To a positive sum *

* Dance to this fix And flex every muscle *

* Space can be filled If you rise like my lumber *

* Advance to the tune But don't do the hustle *

* Shake, rattle, roll To my magic number *

* Now you may Try to subtract it *

* But it just won't go away *

* Three times one *

* What is it? *

* One time three times one *

* What is it? *

* Three times one *

* What is it? * * Three *

* That's a magic number *

Okay.

Okay, I think I got this.

You're saying that this whole place here,

it's just tons of...

superpeople.

VENOM: And he has been saying it for hours.

All right, tell me again. I'm sorry, I'm an idiot.

There was a billionaire,

he had a tin suit and he could fly, right?

Okay, and there was a really angry green man.

Hulk. Hulk.

VENOM: And you thought Lethal Protector was a shit name.

Yeah, because it is.

Now tell me again

about your purple alien that loves stones.

'Cause I'll tell you what, man, aliens do not love stones.

VENOM: Eddie, don't start. They don't.

Know what aliens love? Eating brains.

Because that's what they do. All right?

Señor, he made my family disappear.

For five years.

Five years?

That's a long time.

Maybe I...

Maybe I should go to New York and speak to this...

Spider-Man.

VENOM: Eddie, we are drunk.

Let's go skinny-dip!

I don't think we should skinny-dip.

You have to pay the bill.

VENOM: What is happening? No!

No, we just got here! No, not again!

And there he goes.

Without paying the bill, no tips, nothing.

[*****]

[*****]

[*****]

[*****]

ANNOUNCER 1: Seniors, don't forget to schedule

your graduation photo pickup.

ANNOUNCER 2: Cafeteria safety is no joke.

[SHOE SQUEAKS]

[BODY THUDS]

Respect the signs,

or pay the consequences.

This has been a message from the Cafeteria Safety Council.

ANNOUNCER 3: And now, Betty's Corner, with Betty Brant.

BETTY: It seems like only yesterday

that we were just starting

the adventure that we call high school.

And what an adventure it's been.

We learned new things.

We traveled the world.

We fell in love.

We almost died. Multiple times.

We made friendships that will last forever.

Also, some of us disappeared

for five years and then reappeared.

But the less we talk about that, the better.

What's important is that we made it.

And as we look out

on to an exciting and uncertain future, just remember:

The memories we've made here at Midtown High

are the ones that we will cherish forever.

That's Midtown News for today,

and for one last time, this has been Betty Brant.

Signing off.

Happy graduation! Go Tigers!

[WHOOPS]