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{\an8}Sunny Green here, awaiting
the arrival of a savior.
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And thanks to
Claire, my surrogate,
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I'm going to be
the mother of God.
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- Ain't that right, Claire?
- I told you, it isn't a god, man.
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When we left that club, the coupon
that guy gave us said "demon."
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Interesting. You know what?
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Ladi did say something about
it being a test-tube Antichrist
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sent from EgoSystems to
destroy the human race
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and bring about the Apocalypse.
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But I was drunk when she
said it, so it doesn't count.
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Messiah or Antichrist, we'll
love it however it identifies.
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Where's Ladi, by the way?
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She said something
about shrinking down
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to the size of a single cell to kill
the baby before it could kill us.
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Personally, I think
she's just jealous.
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Bingo.
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See you in hell, Satan!
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Shit!
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You aren't one of mine.
State your business.
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EgoSystems is launching
phase one of their plan
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to exterminate human
citizens of the Earth
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by unleashing a
cannibalistic Antichrist
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manufactured by
human-god hybrids
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and you have to let me
go so I can stop them.
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You mean us?
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- No!
- You're too late.
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Our fastest soldier has
already infiltrated the E.G.G.
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At 0400 hours, the
world as you know it
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will be destroyed forever.
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The people of South Central will
never embrace your Antichrist.
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{\an8}Adam Haboob here with
a South Central native
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{\an8}who demanded he remain nameless.
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{\an8}Noted influencer Sunny Green
says the Messiah is coming.
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{\an8}- How do you feel about that?
- How I feel?
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{\an8}Shit, ready to embrace
it, that's how I feel.
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{\an8}This city's been going to hell
in a damn handbasket for years.
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{\an8}President Vending Machine
don't care about us.
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{\an8}It's about time we
got a lord and savior.
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{\an8}- For our neighborhood.
- Absolutely!
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Sir, the amniotic sac
has been breached!
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What? But it's too soon.
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Damn!
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Not on my watch,
you son of a bitch!
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If I can make it
out before the baby,
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I may still have time
to defeat this thing
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before it destroys us all.
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There you go.
Nice easy breaths.
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You do not want the baby
coming out stressed, or ugly.
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With me up in
that? Not a chance.
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Aw, look, it's
imprinting on you.
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That's right, my child.
Can you say "Mama"?
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You fools!
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Mankind's destruction
is at hand!
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What the hell?
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I am the righteous
hand of man's downfall!
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Why, you disrespectful
piece of shit!
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Looks like Osiris lost
a little bit of weight.
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Sunny, why did you
punch your baby?
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After all that crap
it was talking about
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downfalls and being
the righteous hand?
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There's only one righteous hand
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up in this motherfucker
and that's me.
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Yeah. Cheers to that, man.
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Hell yeah, rice balls.
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Thank you very much.
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Well, what I heard is
a child with a purpose.
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And as its mother, you
should want to nurture that.
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{\an8}Oh, hell yeah.
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It's finna bless us.
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Engage thruster brakes!
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{\an8}How do you feel about this
baby, now that you're on fire?
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{\an8}You know, being incinerated
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{\an8}has somewhat soured
me on this baby.
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{\an8}And do you still feel confident
that this is the Messiah?
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{\an8}I feel confident that I'm
about to beat your ass.
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{\an8}Stupid shit.
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Where am I?
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Down here!
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Now, Tulip, the Schnible says,
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"Spare the punt,
spoil the runt."
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So, I did what any
God-fearing parent would.
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I placed it back on the
path of righteousness,
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and it shall never depart.
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It will be grateful the same
way I'm grateful for the times
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my mother punted me out the
window when I was a kid.
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It taught me the
invaluable lesson,
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trust no one.
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If it wasn't for her,
I'd be more vulnerable,
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which would allow
me to cultivate
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long-lasting,
successful relationships
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where I don't lead with
anger and suspicion
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as a means to self-protect,
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which only leads to
self-abandonment.
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Oh, my God, yes!
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That's it! In order
to heal my wounds,
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I have to process
this trauma first.
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By showing your child
it's worthy of love.
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By taking my issues
out on my child
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by inflicting more
physical pain onto them.
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Time to bury old pain with...
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A new beatin'!
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{\an8}Whoever raised this
baby is to blame.
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{\an8}Kid came out the greasy
cooch-shoot trippin'
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{\an8}with nowhere to unpack.
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{\an8}Absolutely fascinating take
on the baby's upbringing.
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{\an8}What was your upbringing like?
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{\an8}My upbringing?
It was like this.
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Damn it. Oh, the
amniotic fluid
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must have jammed the
hardware on my Big-Enner.
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Oh shit!
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Too big.
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Too small.
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Listen up wherever you are,
you ugly, evil bastard.
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{\an8}It's your mother, Sunny Green,
and I'm here to remind you...
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{\an8}You're perfect just the way
you are, and that we failed
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{\an8}to protect you from the
cold, heartless world
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{\an8}and nurture the
goodness within you.
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{\an8}And you're not ugly.
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{\an8}That baby is uglier than sin.
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{\an8}And it got that from the
woman who birthed it.
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{\an8}Not me, obviously.
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{\an8}Send a beast emoji if you agree.
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{\an8}Hell yeah, they know what's up.
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{\an8}Sunny, you have to
approach parenting
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{\an8}with more patience and grace.
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{\an8}Otherwise, you're only
creating another imbalance
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{\an8}in the collective conscience...
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{\an8}I gave that son of
a bitch everything,
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{\an8}and it tried to scalp me.
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{\an8}I put my entire life
on hold for him.
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{\an8}You threw a 10-minute
baby shower.
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{\an8}Ten of my best minutes.
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{\an8}Chat, send an hourglass
emoji if you agree.
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What's going on?
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I'm hungry.
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I don't know why.
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You ain't done shit all day.
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I just gave birth, man.
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There's the baby, man.
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Oh, my God, it's hideous!
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Well, I mean, coupon
did say demon, right?
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It got its looks
from you, Claire.
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No. It's a demon.
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You! Claire.
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{\an8}If this baby ain't a metaphor
for raising children,
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{\an8}then I don't know what is.
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{\an8}One minute you're
changing diapers,
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{\an8}the next minute you're
watching 'em grow.
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{\an8}As a parent, it's hard to
witness 'em make mistakes.
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{\an8}But, hey, you gotta
love 'em through it.
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{\an8}That's beautiful.
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{\an8}Any child would be lucky
to have you as a parent.
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{\an8}Adam?
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Daddy?
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Boy, what the hell
you doing out here
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with a microphone in your
hand reporting the news?
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We a news-watchin' family.
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The exploitation of
autonomy is the very reason
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the long-lost art form of
corporal punishment was created.
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{\an8}Which is why I intend to
bring it back in style,
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{\an8}live on Scuttlebutt.
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Disrespectful motherfucker!
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{\an8}Sunny. Exercise
gentle parenting.
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Now, come here so I
can beat your ass.
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Don't put that in your mouth.
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Death to humans!
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Help! Help me!
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I can't believe this.
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I can't believe this
is how my life ends.
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And now, it's about to
kill my friends too,
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and it's all my fault.
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Yes, you're pretty
crappy. Get it?
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Because you're in the stomach.
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Tulip was right.
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I should have, like,
supported the baby's dreams.
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Or at least just,
like, try to understand
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why it wants to
destroy humankind.
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You know, help it identify
its other strengths,
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come up with a plan B.
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But no, I just had to
kick it out the window.
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- My God!
- Ladi?
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You're alive!
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The baby just duplicated.
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Oh, my God, that one
looks just like Sunny.
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Oh, my God, it's actually,
like, a really attractive baby.
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Oh, my God, its body
and hair is insane.
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It's breaking into a gorgeous
freestyle modern dance.
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It's moving me to tears,
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something that never happens.
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No way!
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Sunny, you missed it.
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The second baby
looked just like you.
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I heard.
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No, thank you.
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Interesting. Now, where's
this really gorgeous baby...
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- ...that looks like me?
- I decapitated it.
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With your car, Sunny.
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What?! Why did you do that?
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It was trying to end humankind.
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Or did you forget while you
were inside of its belly,
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floating on stomach acid?
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Well, excuse me for projecting
innocence onto the baby
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after you were crying about
how attractive it was, okay?
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- Repulsive.
- Ladi, to be fair...
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You took pause when the
baby did a pirouette.
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I paused to aim.
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You try choking a
baby motherfucker
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while they spinning.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure, sure, sure.
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A giant one at that,
with metal crab legs.
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Sure.
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I'd like to see you go through
what I went through today.
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I got pistol-whipped
by a sperm today.
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Snap, you did just save
the world, didn't you?
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- Yeah, something like that.
- Thanks a lot, dude.
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Yeah. Thanks, Ladi.
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Anytime.
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