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Yes, it would be my pleasure.

Oh my god stop! You're terrible

Of course I'm excited for our date

What am i wearing?

Um...of course im alone baby

Wait a minute

Get out

I live here, too.

Oh baby! The delivery guy is here

Of course

See you tomorrow

What the fuck Tony?

Haven't you heard of a little privacy

Last night checked this is the living room

If you wanted to take private call

You could have done it in your own bedroom

Well...You shouldn've been eavesdropping anyways

Who was that anyway

Why do u care

Is that another one of those old guys?

He's not old.

Well, he is a lot older than you...

So...?

Look I'm not judging him just curious

Okay well you're asking in really condescending way

Thanks

so do like

Do things with these

Old guys

Oh my god, Tony. I am not having this conversation with you right now

Why? What's wrong with me

You're my step-brother

Well if you can't share your deepest darkest secrets with your family then who can share them

God...you are so annoying

Do ya know that

Im just genuinely curious

I don't do anything unless i like them. It's like a normal date

Well, do you like him?

He is okay

he really nice

Does buy things for you

No

Buy me dinner

Mostly just tell my pretty and makes feel good

At least has eyes

and good taste.

But do you like, like him?

I mean...

...I guess it's complicated

Sometimes he is really

you know

kind and gentle

And other times

Other times what

He feels like a terrible person

What come on spill it

He has this smell.

A smell?

I mean, it's not really a bad smell but it is like...

...a very ripe fruit

Is that his cologne ?

No..I don't think so

It think its just him

But definitely reminds me of how old he was

Wow! So how old IS he exactly?!

You're a real brat, you know that?

Oh okay.

Bring it on!

Are you going to hit me some more or what ?

It doesn't matter anyways

Were you always this sensitive

I don' t feel like i'm too sensitive

Well...I just think

Most people tend grow pretty thick skin by the time they graduate college

And how old are you again? 22, 23.

You know how fucking old I am

Well sometimes i forget

Im 22

Ok that is what thought

So don't you think

Your a little too to be so concerned with the way people think of your

Being girl its difficult

Like your constantly thinking about things

and people are always judging what you do and what you think

And how you dress, who your date

It's different.

it is a lot easier for guys in comparison

Okay

You're right

I don't know

What that is like

But men definitely have rough

In their own way

Just would have been easier

If we grew up together

just two weirdos trying to navigate life

Hey

Hey, I'm not a weirdo.

It's not really bad thing but you're weirdo Tony

It is okay!

You've always seemed pretty normal to me

That is because you don't pay attention

Sure

God...you kinda remind of all the guys that used chase in high school

Thank god am over tha

Yeah thank god

So now can just be into old men who smell like rotting fruit

Geez.

So why don't you tell me a little more about these other guys?

I mean, they were handsome but...you know weird

So that makes ME handsome then

You're an acquired taste

Yes so it's the taste which YOU have acquired

The old-me would be all over you

And the current YOU would all over THE OLD MEE if i was about 30 years older

I hate you.

Ah, i don't think so

You love me

You keep on my toes

Like in a sexy way?

Like brotherly way

That's too bad

You didn' t really think that'd be into yo

Don''t care eitherway

Did wound your little ego

Hey ,you started this

Did l ?

Come on

Don't act like you don' t know exactly what you're doing.

You are right, I mean...

...I'm sorry my weirdo handsome brother

There are a lot of guys out there your age who think that you very pretty

But they all emotionally crippled

Not all

Most

Well..

I am very sorry.

It's okay, you know when you're not being a jerk

You are kind of sweet

Am i?

Think your right

Just go on these dates because don't want to get hurt

Not because actually into old guys

Well hey

Do what you gotta do

Kinda cringe

Its really not

I mean, you're just still discovering who you are and what you like.

Can i show something?

Sure

It's better in my room though

Oh yeah

Thought the living room was your private space

You're funny

Come on

Before change of mind

Com

Sit beside me

Don't remember taking that picture

Yeah, that's because it is not you. Dumbass!

Fuckin', what exactly like me?

Yeah...that is what I told you

So are into that guy

Well..I was but hate him now

He wa a jerk then

Yeah he broke my heart to million pieces

Oh sorry

That really sucks

Well every time look at you

Just remind of him

How do you feel when you look at me?

I don't know, confused.

Like...I want to kill you

Oh that's all

Well also like

i want fuck your brains out

oh so thats it

thatsit

well

well what

Im not a jerk

You are

im more of weirdo than jerk

This is true.

And I think you're very, very pretty

You do?

Yeah

And...I really don't like seeing you spend so much time with all these old guys

Okay

Look

Don' t be mad

But i really just wish that u could see what l see

Tony

Just listen for a second okay

I really, really like you and don't want to see you get hurt.

You should be with someone who cares about you the same way

Not someone who likes just because your younger or hot

Or sexy

What are going do about that?

Tony...

Your still my step-brother

Doesn' matter

It does

We're gonna get hurt

I do.

You're worried about some old man hurting me,

some waitress in the back of a restaurant

trying to figure out if

i'm his girlfriend or daughter

but what do you think people are going

think about us being step-siblings?

l don't give fuck what people thin

It's not that

it doesn'

Well then

just give

You'll just lose yourself.

I'm trying, promise you won't hurt me?

I wouldn-

They trust you

If you promise to stop hanging out with all those old men

Promise

Oh my god

You can stop if you want to.

What the fuck?

Oh fuck!

Fuck, get off me.

Oh my god...

Oh my god.

You want to fucking come here?

Do you want me to come over here

Here's...

So crutch

Fuck! My life

Yeah, it is going be noisy

I don't care, you're my sister.

Alright let's go

You guys were kissing?

We were making out a lot

What are you doing Chad

Are we getting all close to me

What ar eyou doing

So you're just like patting your boobs or whatever?

Well...

Is that what you do right before...?

Yeah.

Like to wake them up, like that thing

Are yours awake??

Probably not

Why???

Where even are they?!

Hello?...

I think i've identified the nipple

There it is! Right there

Yeah

Good job

Founder

Okay we good

How did he help me use this whole thing at the end