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Oh, good.
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My rosary beads
didn't dampen your appetite.
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You and I have a big problem.
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Oh, no. Tell me.
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Without me, Dr. Lorraine
Colavito's not a doctor,
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she's not a therapist,
she's a small-time drug dealer.
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That was all you?
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- She didn't even have a hat.
- Wowsville.
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Walt, I left a tube of ointment
on your nightstand.
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You're the best, Nance.
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I chafe easily.
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- What are we gonna do about it?
- Wait, you got to ask?
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We're gonna make it right.
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I'm half this business.
Actually, 70/30.
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I could put that hat
on a donkey.
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Enough said.
Authorship is what
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makes capitalism work.
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- Otherwise, we're just China.
- Damn right.
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Here's what I suggest.
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You and I
don't leave this room
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until we have hammed out a deal
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that works for you
and works for me.
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What about Lorraine?
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What about her?
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You s...
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- Where's Anthony?
- Uh, Mom took him to school.
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Good. We need to talk.
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- That's usually my line.
- Yeah. She got to go.
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After she just went through?
You want to just throw her out?
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I want to take her to
a dog hospital and put her down.
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Danny, no one
could have seen this coming.
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No one? How many of your
stepdads did she bury?
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- She stays.
- Oh, that's it? Sandra...
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I mean, she caused
a murder-suicide.
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- What's it gonna take?
- I can't explain it to you.
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You didn't grow up
with a real family.
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Yeah, I grew up in a foster home
and you know what I learned?
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Thank God for
Child Protective Services.
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- Oh, hi.
- Hi.
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I'll be in my room.
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Look at her.
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She's devastated.
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Oh, yeah, she's Jackie Kennedy
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with brains all over her dress.
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Pack her in a box, call UPS,
she got to go.
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Danny.
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No.
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Oh, wonderful. We're on TV.
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What?
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Parked outside
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stately Mahnanga Manor.
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Oh, thank God.
I'll be right down.
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Grandma!
I got to go.
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Have a nice day.
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- Did he poop?
- No, not yet.
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Great.
So he'll do it on my watch.
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Easy with the wet wipes.
They don't flush.
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For so many years I prayed
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for a man to come
along who wasn't
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bossy and opinionated.
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And look at this.
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My prayers have been answered.
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Next time,
I'll be more specific.
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Hey.
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How's Frank?
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Constipated.
How are things in Death Valley?
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I got to get rid
of Sandra's mother.
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Word to the wise.
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Make it look like an accident.
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Right, so you got
Texans minus three,
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Jets plus seven...
good luck with that one...
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and you want to parlay
Vikings-Packers over 51
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with Seattle-Tampa Bay under 47?
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You got it, honey.
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- 500 on each.
- You're down.
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- You have a nice voice.
- No, I don't.
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Any chance you might
want to hook up tonight?
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What? No. - You sure?
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I got a place in the Colony,
right on the beach.
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Do a couple of lines,
watch the sunset.
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That's a really nice offer,
but I'm seeing somebody.
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So am I.
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So you're okay that
I'm 67 years old?
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Good luck, 112.
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- You got bets for me?
- Yeah. Here.
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Jesus, it's like a ransom note.
Where'd you learn to write?
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- If you want, I can enter it.
- No, I got it.
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So, any word from our
Orange County connection?
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Why?
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What do you mean why?
You made him our partner.
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- So?
- So it's not a weird question
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if words have been exchanged.
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- I haven't heard from him.
- Thank you.
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- Where's my sugar-free Red Bull?
- I drank it.
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- Did you see my name on it?
- As a matter of fact, I did.
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- Here's the action I took this morning.
- Thank you.
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See, Hector?
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This is what a grown-up's
handwriting looks like.
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- Where's my brother?
- Uh, he's on a call.
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Murder-suicide, Sandra.
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Murder-suicide.
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Saw him on TV this morning.
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The dope was waving
at the helicopter.
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How you been doing?
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I'm okay.
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- Little lonely.
- I'm sorry.
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Between Grandma and Frank,
I'm kind of overwhelmed.
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You could pick up the phone.
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Oh, please, don't start with me.
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Oh, when I start with you,
you'll know.
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We're out of hand soap.
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Do I look
like the fucking janitor?
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Hey. There they are...
my dream team.
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What?
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They call 'em
the Cleveland Browns,
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but when they bite the pillow
Monday night in Steel City,
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I'm-a call them my biatch!
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That's right, y'all.
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We are snorting all the points
with Pittsburgh, right?
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And when you get paid,
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don't forget to smash
that like button
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and show respect, all right?
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This is my Locko from Rocko
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AFC North Divisional
Home Dawg Game of the Year.
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Goddammit!
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The fuck?!
I'm on air.
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Really? I'm about to go live
with my picks.
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Then pay us and we'll
get out of your way.
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Just let me finish
and I'll give you your money.
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He has picks.
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It's like you
selling birth control.
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All right, Locko Rock Nation,
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you know en fuego
with my totals.
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17 and one.
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What? What?
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It's unprecedented,
it's documented,
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it's "fur-mented."
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Okay, listen.
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Sunday afternoon, you got the
two best offenses in the game,
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Dallas and Detroit,
Motor City and America's Team.
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Now, Vegas put this
at a whopping 57.
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What? What?
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But John Q. Public
ain't skurred.
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Those fuckin' idiots
pushed it to 58.
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That's why you and me?
Listen, shh.
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You and me? Listen.
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We're gonna feed from the
contrarian side of the buffet.
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We're going under, under, under,
under, under, under, under,
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under, under, under,
under, under, under,
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under, under.
under, under, under, under.
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Sell the wife, sell the kids,
sell the house,
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sell the swing set
and fuck the nanny,
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and put every penny you have
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on Locko Rocko's
total of the century.
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Smash that like button
and subscribe, subscribe.
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Platinum paywall members,
this means you.
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Don't wake up Monday morning
with a soggy dick in your hand
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being like,
"I should've listened to Rocko."
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No, you listen now.
Do what I tell you, now!
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Locko Rocko out!
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What'd you think?
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I think you owe use 42 grand.
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Fuck.
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Mom!
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You do realize we're sitting on
a lot of fresh cash.
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Time to call Lurch?
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I got nothing better.
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Mr. Colavito,
how can I help you, sir?
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We have some more cash
that needs to find a home.
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I'm sure that
we can get that done.
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How's tomorrow?
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Actually, I am currently
in Sacramento
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putting your initial
investment to work.
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How's Monday?
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See you then.
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Is that a monkey?
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No, that is a child
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with some sort of protective
headgear, poor thing.
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See you on Monday.
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Sounded like a monkey.
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What the fuck?
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Are you kidding me?
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No, no!
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Walt, we got a problem.
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Son of a bitch!
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Who knew about this?
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You, me and Hector.
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Hector.
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- Oh, shit.
- "Oh, shit," indeed.
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- You tell anybody about this?
- No.
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- Well, I didn't.
- This is what I get for working with amateurs.
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Hey, I'm not the problem here.
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You're saying I am?
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Well, one of you two assholes
shot your mouth off
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and now we're out of business.
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There's only one asshole here.
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- It's her.
- Oh, children.
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Fucking children.
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God.
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You're a disgrace to the hat.
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Oh, shit.
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- What?
- That's Janelle's ride.
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Who's Janelle?
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Baby mama number two.
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- You told her where you live?
- Fuck no!
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Tell you what.
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I'll go in your house
if you go in mine.
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All right, there you go.
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Good job, baby.
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Good job.
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Hey.
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- This is a nice surprise.
- It is, isn't it?
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I think we got
a quarterback here, Rayfield.
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Well, I was hoping he grows up
to be a Jewish lawyer.
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When were you gonna tell me
you were living in Brentwood?
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Let's go say hi to Frank.
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He makes boom-boom
in his diaper, too.
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I'm living in Brentwood.
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While me and your son
are living on Pico Boulevard?
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- Ain't nothing wrong with Pico.
- I got a registered sex offender
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living downstairs.
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What you want from me, Janelle?
I'm trying to give
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- my grandma a good life.
- Yeah, well, my attorney said
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that Ray Junior is entitled
to the same standard of living
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- as his father.
- You talked to an attorney?
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- What'd I just say?
- We had an agreement.
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An attorney's gonna want to know
what I do for a living.
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We pull that thread,
we'll all be out on the street.
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You're gonna stand there
and tell me this is fair?
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Life ain't fair, Janelle.
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- We had a one-night stand.
- It was a three-day weekend.
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- We were both consenting adults.
- I was still in high school.
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You know what?
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Maybe I should just
call your other baby mamas
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and give 'em your new address.
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Check and mate, motherfucker.
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Okay, give me one I can hit.
Right about there,
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that's where I like 'em.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You busy?
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Why?
You need help packing?
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I need you to hear me out.
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Longest one I ever saw.
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I am so sorry for what happened,
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and I know that there's no words
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that can ever make it right.
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- Goodbye's a word.
- Oh, Danny.
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You have no idea
how many times I've replayed
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the events of the last few days.
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Maybe if I'd worn something
more sensible poolside.
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That's your fix?
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Hide the goodies?
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I don't know.
255
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I'm trying
to make sense of this.
256
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- It's a Greek tragedy.
- Come on.
257
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Could you just move this
along? I want to get drunk,
258
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stumble into the pool,
hit my head and die.
259
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Give me another chance.
260
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I can help with Anthony,
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- Sandra.
- How?
262
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Well, Anthony, as you know,
is a very special child...
263
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No, not Anthony. Sandra.
264
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Well, that's easy.
265
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,299
I mean,
aside from my peccadillo,
266
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,049
you two have been getting along
pretty well.
267
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- Right?
- I guess.
268
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The walls are thin,
I haven't heard any harsh words.
269
00:12:48,430 --> 00:12:50,220
No, not really.
270
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How are things in the bedroom?
271
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Okay.
272
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The walls are thin.
273
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For a couple your age,
274
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they're fantastic.
275
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- Yeah, all right.
- So what's different?
276
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,359
You're saying it's you?
277
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:06,569
I'm saying I have a leveling
effect on my daughter.
278
00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:08,869
When I'm not around,
she's had a tendency
279
00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:11,289
to go to extremes.
280
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,199
- Like?
- Oh, I don't know.
281
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:16,169
She was, uh, briefly engaged
to a guy on death row.
282
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,379
- You're kidding.
- And of course there's the time
283
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,249
that she smuggled drugs
in her snapper.
284
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:23,009
- Jesus.
- You thought you married Marie Osmond?
285
00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:25,879
I knew there was stuff,
but marone, fuck.
286
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,630
Trust me.
287
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,390
You want me around.
288
00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:35,930
You mind if I tell Sandra
you staying is my idea?
289
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:39,310
I wouldn't have it
any other way.
290
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,859
Hiya, Babe Ruth.
291
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,739
You know, I was just thinking
maybe we just...
292
00:13:49,740 --> 00:13:53,079
write off what happened with
the neighbors as an anomaly
293
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:55,700
and give your mother a break.
294
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,579
Did she say anything to you?
295
00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:59,120
Nah, I'm just...
296
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,709
trying to do the right thing.
297
00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:03,500
Oh, Danny, thank you.
298
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,470
Ah, no big deal.
299
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,179
Ah, I'm sorry.
300
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:11,259
Who do you know in Costa Rica?
301
00:14:11,260 --> 00:14:12,639
An offshore book.
302
00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:13,849
They want to do some business.
303
00:14:13,850 --> 00:14:15,600
You need to take that?
304
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,979
Nah.
305
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,729
What do you think?
306
00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:24,479
Want to give
your bad dog a bone?
307
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,609
Yes, I do, very much.
308
00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:29,069
Come on, you can talk dirtier
than that.
309
00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:30,909
I can't.
I... I get embarrassed.
310
00:14:30,910 --> 00:14:32,410
Just try.
311
00:14:33,490 --> 00:14:35,000
Okay.
312
00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:37,289
- Fuck you, dog.
- No.
313
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:39,329
Not like that.
Like, like...
314
00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:41,169
"I'm gonna fuck you so hard,
315
00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:42,999
I'll destroy your pussy."
316
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,169
- Is that what you want?
- Well, no, not literally.
317
00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:47,549
It's just dirty talk.
It's fun.
318
00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:48,880
All right.
319
00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:52,469
I'm so mad at your pussy,
320
00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:54,219
I want to mess it up.
321
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,679
- You can just take your bathing suit off.
- Yeah, okay.
322
00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:58,809
Ooh, what's my mean, old bookie
323
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:00,390
gonna do if I can't pay?
324
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,809
Oh, you don't want to know.
325
00:15:02,810 --> 00:15:04,149
Oh, yes I do.
326
00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:05,479
Okay, give me a minute.
327
00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:06,819
Oh, Danny, for God's sake,
328
00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:08,149
just say you're gonna fuck me.
329
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:10,609
One fucking, coming at you!
330
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:40,980
May I have
your attention, please?
331
00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:44,059
Thank you.
I'm Walt Dinty.
332
00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:45,859
Thank you all for coming.
333
00:15:52,070 --> 00:15:54,699
The expansion of consciousness...
334
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:56,659
the yearning for truth
335
00:15:56,660 --> 00:15:59,289
that is the God-given right
of every human being...
336
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:03,209
has long been monopolized
by the left.
337
00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:05,830
The libs.
Dare I say it?
338
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,129
The hippie pedos.
339
00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:08,709
Well, that changes today.
340
00:16:08,710 --> 00:16:11,759
With American-grown psilocybin.
341
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:13,589
Every one of us
342
00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:17,050
can look God in His white,
blue-eyed face
343
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:20,139
and say,
"I knew You looked like me."
344
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:22,269
So, with no further ado,
345
00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:24,769
I would like to introduce you
to a graduate
346
00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:27,729
of Stanford's
psychedelic research facility,
347
00:16:27,730 --> 00:16:31,439
your Sherpa on this
spiritual mountain climb,
348
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:35,489
the world-renowned
Dr. Nancy Rinpoche.
349
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:43,410
I figured I take the high road.
Less traffic.
350
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,459
I don't know if it's the high
road, but I worked things out
351
00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,789
- with Janelle.
- What, you make it look like an accident?
352
00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:49,959
No, I offered to come
let her live in guest house.
353
00:16:49,960 --> 00:16:51,549
You're gonna live
with your ex-girlfriend
354
00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:53,339
and she's gonna see you
coming and going?
355
00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:55,969
It's the guest house,
it has its own entrance.
356
00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:58,679
Oh, fuck me.
357
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,219
Maybe you could go live on Pico.
358
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,469
Rayfield.
359
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:03,389
- Rayfield!
- Aw, damn.
360
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:06,650
I got to go wipe dookie
off an old man's ass.
361
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:10,280
Poor bastard.
362
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:16,200
Wonder if I could fuck again?
363
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,579
What's going on?
364
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,909
He's gone, Rayfield.
365
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,659
The Lord took him.
366
00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:25,749
He's with the angels now.
367
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:28,040
Why are you holding a pillow?
368
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,419
I'm not.
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