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Is there a way that you and I could have sex in outer space,

be the first to make a porno?

It's so funny that you said that

because every time I do an interview

and they say, "Where do you want to have sex the most?"

I always say, "In space."

There's nothing better than this.

I keep saying it, but there is nothing better.

This is the highlight of my life, my career.

What is the biggest cock you took this year?

Oh, God, there's been so many.

I worked with Dan Damage for the first time this year,

and it was--it was pretty big.

I was a little scared when I saw it online,

but, you know, we got through, we handled it.

So Dan Damage lived up to his name,

damaging your pussy.

Holy shit, that's Dan Damage.

We heard about Dan Damage

damaging someone's fucking asshole, remember?

-Yeah, it was-- -You are Dan Damage.

It was a redhead.

That doesn't sound like a good thing. Wait. Who?

All right, Blake, Blake, we have a question for you.

We have a question for you, Blake.

Has Dan Damage ever damaged your asshole?

No, I don't do anal.

-You don't do anal. -Fuck no.

This is supposed to be a penis on your head.

-Am I right? -It is.

Oh my God. I love it.

And would you peg somebody with that?

Oh yeah, if they could handle the girth and the size of it,

-I sure would. -Reese can handle it, so--

No, I can't. No, I can't, Brett.

-Yes, you can. -No, I can't, Brett.

No, I need lidocaine and a Quaalude.

Did you pluck your pubes, straighten them,

and dye it to make this jacket?

Yes.

Holy shit, so you're rocking like a '70s fuckin' bush

before you pluck and sew.

You're very creative.

-Can I smell it? -Yeah, can Reese smell it?

Oh, of course, it's all organic, you know.

-Mmm. -Mmm.

I love an organic pussy.

If the rotary engine went out in the helicopter,

and you were in it and you fell,

would your ass bounce you back up?

Well, I got a cape, so if it's not gonna bounce,

I'm gonna have to fly out of there

and find my safe place home.

I think your ass will bounce you out of any problem

-you may have-- -She keeps me safe.

She keeps me safe for sure.

What are you looking forward to the most

for your newest Brazzers contract?

Oh my God, for everyone to be sick of me,

because I'm gonna be fucking everywhere.

-Ooh. -Fucking everyone.

-Damn. -Everywhere, everyone.

And take it in all your holes.

Uh, duh.

Whip it, whip it, whip it.

She's gonna whip it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

I just wanna know, like,

what's it like having such a huge cock?

I don't know, it's kind of fun actually, you know?

If you had your own vagina, your own vagina,

what would your vagina look like?

Uh, like a grapefruit.

So what do you have planned for tonight,

because this is a really big night.

You're hanging out with a bunch of porn stars.

Like, I bet your dick is--

is your dick raging hard?

I'm hope--not yet,

'cause I'm really getting ready for this show now,

so that's what's on my mind.

But right after that, I'm on some pussy.

How many people in this room you think you've fucked?

Oh my God, at least a couple hundred.

Do you understand?

We are in the presence of a goddess right now.

I'm not worthy.

You're not fucking worthy right now.

And look, you guys are matchy-matchy.

If you could shove a vegetable up your vagina,

what vegetable would it be?

Okay, well, I have a dick,

so I could shove it in my ass.

-Oh, oh. -Dun-dun-dun.

Well, well, okay.

When you're walking around with, like, such a huge cock,

have you ever been like,

"Damn, I could poke someone's fucking eye out?"

Um, sometimes out of the shower, you know,

sometimes after a good workout,

I'm like, "Oh, be careful, man.

Watch how you walk."

You gotta watch out.

Now, do you have an insurance policy on that cock?

Not yet, man,

'cause the deductible is way too high.

Can you cross your arms like this for me?

And nod your head, go like this.

Ding!

And what would you make appear if you were a genie?

Oh, um, uh, all the cocks in the world in one room,

clean tested, available for me to use.

I'm so happy to be here with you.

You--this is your fucking night, this is your time to shine.

Tell everyone what this opportunity means to you.

It means the world for me.

I mean, like, whose dream is not to be here right now,

I mean, doing this?

I feel like since the first day that I ever came to the AVN,

I wanna be there in that position.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

-Excuse me. -Oh my--oh!

-Okay. -Excuse me.

Okay.

And that was the 2024 AVN Red Carpet.

Four, three, two, one.

That I had to scrub

Just to make it past

A beautiful turnout we got here tonight.

Ready to get this show started?

All right. This is a beautiful room.

Shit, I ain't been in a room with this many women since...

-last night.

You know me, I be fuckin'.

You all ready to get this show started, say hell yeah.

Hell yeah!

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Make sure y'all sign up though.

Girl, I don't even know

how I let you talk me into coming to a talent show.

The winner gets a trip to Michigan.

Michigan? Who even wants to go to Michigan?

By the way, I don't even have a talent for this talent show.

You have so many talents.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, girl, you're one of the most talented women

I've ever seen.

Well, thank you.

But I don't think having millions of women and men

trying to fuck me counts as a talent.

I'm actually a really shy person.

Mime orgy, welcome to stage Ameena, Brailyn, and Skyler.

Um, excuse me.

I don't think this is a mime show anymore.

They're amazing.

And based on Skyler's small grip,

it looks like she's jerking off my ex.

Please welcome comedian Lil Duval.

Duval in the motherfucking house.

Everybody get up.

Come on, everybody get up.

Let me hear you say, "Smile."

All right. We finna party.

Everybody clap, everybody clap, everybody clap.

Come on, come on.

We finna have a good time in this bitch.

Ready to have a good time with me, say, "Yeah!"

What this song ends, is time for the D!

Come on.

What's happenin'?

What up, baby?

Y'all ready to have a good time?

Well, first of all, I want to welcome y'all

to the 2024 AVN Awards.

For those of y'all that don't know,

I go by the name of Lil Duval.

So y'all show me some goddamn love, nigga.

Damn right.

I'm excited about this shit.

I didn't want to host no goddamn Oscars.

I wanted to host this shit.

Shit.

Most people don't know,

I always wanted to be a goddamn porn star.

Shit, I even tried,

but I got fired on my first day 'cause I nut too quick.

My shit was quick as a shit.

And action. And cut.

Like, "This nigga done?" "Yeah, I'm done."

For real, I ain't fuckin' all night.

I can't do it. I nut quick.

I had to tell the girl.

She told me, "I want you to fuck me all night."

"The only way we fuckin' all night,

we start at 11:59."

Better cum now, 'cause we gotta come back.

Shit, you better hope you catch your nut

before I catch mine.

When you see my face change, something finna happen.

Or you see me go, "Aww."

That's that nut face. I can't control that, aww!

Excuse me for slobbin' on your forehead.

You can see all the veins in a nigga neck when he nuttin'.

Women like to see your face when you cummin' too.

You be fuckin' a girl from the back,

she still gon' turn around, "Let me see."

Like, bitch, don't be lookin' at me.

And don't talk to me while we fuckin' either,

'cause that make me nut quicker than a bitch.

It do, man, don't talk to me.

Know who talk the most? The white women.

Y'all talk like a motherfucker.

Y'all make a nigga feel special.

Y'all be saying shit like, "Shoot it in my eye."

"Give me that cock."

"Is it all you? Jesus Christ."

Not a Black girl.

You be fuckin' the shit out of her,

she ain't gonna say shit but:

Bitch, say something!

Stick her ass with a needle.

Not them white girl.

Them white girl, "Oh my God, this nigga's amazing."

Oh, shit.

We gonna have a good time.

Y'all ready to have a good time?

Then say, "Hell yeah!"

We gonna get it started,

but I'm gonna bring out my cohost for tonight.

And with me tonight, I got Luna Star,

Emily Lynne, and Kazumi.

More, more, more, more, more, more, more, more!

Well, hello, everyone.

And welcome to the 2024 AVN Awards!

Tonight is a very special night,

because we are gonna bring you a circus of stars.

Yeah, and our circus is made up

of the most beautiful people in the world.

And those people can give you the hottest performances

you've ever witnessed.

Tonight...

...tonight's circus of lust and fun

has sexual athletes from across the globe,

the likes of which can only be seen

at the AVN Awards.

And ringmasters that know how to use a whip.

Plus, clowns that love to have sex.

Wait, clowns that loves to have sex?

Is Tommy Pistol here?

I think so.

He's always ready to do the craziest stuff.

But this will also be the night of your wildest dreams.

Or secret fantasies.

And unlike any other circus you've been to,

clothing is optional and the cotton candy is free.

Well, I'm sorry to tell you girls,

I was so focused on my dress,

I forgot to rent a cotton candy machine.

Okay, no cotton candy.

But there will be "tight" ropewalkers.

Mm, sorry, girls, there's no ropewalkers either.

But we do have a lot of people here

who know how to use a rope in some fun ways.

Mm.

Yes, you do.

Well, we still need a contortionist.

Do we have anyone here who is willing

to get folded in half?

Well, we do have a lot of flexible women here tonight

for that.

Mmm.

I think the only thing we need

for a circus of stars is the stars.

Then we're ready to start the circus,

because this room is full of stars.

Woo!

Let's have Tommy put his clown makeup on

and get this show on the road!

Presenting the first awards,

we have Tru Kait.

Little Dragon.

And Alina Lopez.

What could you do if you had four boobs,

two vaginas, and multiple orgasms?

Well, if I had two vaginas,

I could take double penetration to a whole new level.

If you had all that,

I'd say you have a scene with two super-hot women.

Here are the nominees for Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene.

Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene.

Molly Little and Xxlayna Marie.

Some Lucky Girl.

Girls Only Porn, Nubile Films.

Vanna Bardot and Liz Jordan.

Punch, Slaved.

Kylie Rocket and Melissa Straton.

Meet the Girl Boss - Scene 4.

Digital Sin.

Ameena Green and Willow Ryder.

Secret Lesbian Diaries 14 - Scene 4.

Girlfriends Films.

Kendra Sunderland and Charlotte Sins.

It's Only Natural.

Twistys.

Are you ready?

And the winner is...

Vanna Bardot and Liz Jordan!

-Congratulations. -Thank you.

Where are you, Liz?

Come here.

Oh my God.

-Why don't you go first? -No.

My voice is shot.

You do the talking.

All right, well, um...

First and foremost, thank you, Slayed.

This scene was quite an intense day.

-It was. -Yeah.

It was a lot.

We sweat a lot.

It was, um...

We let out a lot of energy.

Yeah, but we fucked the shit out of each other

and we had a great time doing it.

Ah, fun.

I'm stunned. My God.

I don't even know what...

And thank you, Laurent Sky, for directing the scene.

It was quite an experience.

It was amazing.

The Grand Reel Award is the culmination

of our industry's grandest work.

Throughout the night,

we're going to be showing you the nominees

for this prestigious award.

So let's take a look at a couple of them right now.

Ashford Manor, Lust Cinema.

I wish I were your mirror

so that you always looked at me.

I wish I were your garment

so that you would always wear me.

Feed Me, Adult Time/Pulse.

I believe there are things in this world that exist.

That not even science can explain.

Luna, did you catch my musical performance earlier?

Of course I did, and you were so good.

Thank you, you look good your goddamn self,

with that chandelier on and whatnot.

Give it up for her.

I was gonna sing another song for ya,

but I think you done heard that line already.

No, no, no, no, no, please,

I would love to hear what you're gonna sing.

-You wanna hear another song? -Yes, please.

Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

I'm getting from a director back there

that things are getting way too fucking nasty here.

So, let's meet our next presenters.

Please welcome Alex Jones,

Xxlayna Marie,

and Brailyn Bailey.

What's up, AVN?

-Hi. -Hello, everybody.

This next category is case sensitive

and full of stars.

And we don't mean case like upper and lower.

We mean it like upper and lower.

Front, behind, and every other angle.

And it is full of the most beautiful stars

who love to put on a show.

So let's take a look at the nominees

for Best Star Showcase.

Best Star Showcase.

Angela White: Unbound, Brazzers.

Deep Inside Jennifer White, Darkko/Evil Angel.

Haley Gets Banged! A Haley Spades Showcase,

Bang!

Kira vs. Kira, Elegant Angel.

Luna Star: Seduce & Destroy, Brazzers.

Nicole Doshi Unleashed, Delphine Dolls.

The Depraved, Indecent, Perverted, Cum Filled

Sexual Adventures of Ray Ray and Rebel Rhyder,

Blazed Studios/Pulse.

Vanessa's Room, Ricky's Room.

Influence: Vanna Bardot, Tushy.

Vicki Chase: Ninfomana, Darkko/Evil Angel.

And the winner is...

Vicki Chase!

Thank you, AVN, so much for this honor.

I am so speechless right now,

but I have to thank Evil Angel, Jonni Darkko,

for the opportunity, again, to be here, so surreal.

I am lost for words, thank you so much

for everybody

who killed it with me, all the men.

You know who you are. Okay?

It was a lot of you.

Thank you for your amazing contribution

to this award.

Thank you!

We're doing an awards show,

but this next group of nominees

does all types of shows.

They do everything from cooking shows

to cock-ring shows.

And for this category,

the fans voted on who does it best.

Here are the nominees for Favorite Cam Girl.

Fan Award: Favorite Cam Girl.

Aphia DeMieux.

Emma Starseed.

ItsLo.

Ivy Grace.

Kasara Wood.

Kati3kat.

Maye Daye.

Myla Banks.

OnlineGirl_.

Snowkitty.

And the winner is...

Alex Knight!

Oh my God! Thank you, AVN,

for a great event.

Thank you, MyFreeCams,

and all of my model friends.

Thank you, guys, I love you!

We are here at the 2024 AVN Expo.

Now, these ladies are great.

They're the real stars of the show.

All at once, let's go!

Oh!

Yeah, right fucking there, give it to me.

Yes!

If you were here, you could fuck Ryan Reid too.

Oh, my God, oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

-Holy fuck! -Someone hungry for a sniff!

Any takers?

Well, don't all fight for it, come on, now.

That's what I'm talking about, yeah!

-Fuck, yes!

Yes, oh!

I need to know... I need you to give me

your best Brazzers face.

Since you are a Brazzers girl,

I need you to give me your best Brazzers face.

All right, ready, ready?

This is serious, this is serious work, you guys.

All right, all right.

Wow!

It's so big!

Congratulations.

You guys just won an AVN Award

for Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene.

How are you feeling?

What's going on through your mind?

I saw you guys making out.

Obviously, you're pretty happy.

I'm so happy. I mean, she was amazing to work with.

I have no voice, I know, sorry!

I'm so excited for you guys.

Best Girl/Girl is, like, my favorite category,

so the two most beautiful...

We had to ring it in appropriately,

but can I just say, three years in a row,

that's fucking crazy.

You know, I always wondered what a day in the life

of a cam girl is like.

Mm, well, it's pretty much the same

as a day in the life of a comedian.

Oh, so you start your day off smoking a fat J?

I don't know about that.

Um, but we both know what it's like to be

the only one on stage

with a bunch of people watching us.

And you got a blunt before you go on stage

and a blunt before and after, huh?

I study like a motherfucker.

I'm high. Fuck y'all.

Type shit!

Well, I guess that would depend

on what type of cam show it is

if I have a blunt before or after.

But we both have to come up with our own material.

Yes, we do, and the best way to start on new material

is with...

A big fat blunt?

-Type shit!

Smoke one, exactly!

What we fittin' to do in the back.

If y'all wanna come, pull up.

Well, before I agree with anything like that,

let's welcome to the stage

Axel Braun, Cherry Kiss, and Kenzie Taylor!

Yeah!

All right, well, as a two-time winner...

actually, only winner of this next award,

it's my honor to be presenting it this year.

I did a lot of cool things in my career,

but one of the most rewarding was to make

adult films that were as funny as they were sexy.

We all know what a woman wants most

is a guy that can make them laugh.

If you can make us laugh and make us cum,

then you are doing everything right.

Right.

Named after a man whose musical presence

and comedic film-making were the heart and soul

of this show for many years,

these are the nominees for

the Mark Stone Award for Outstanding Comedy.

Mark Stone Award for Outstanding Comedy.

Kingz of Pop, Cupid's Eden.

Ahh, ahh!

Sir Pops-a-Lot.

It was--it's my birthday.

How old are you?

My birthday week. I'm 35.

Thirty-five?

Damn, you puppets look young.

What Are You Doing Bro, AOFlix.

Well, you look and act like an old lady.

Why are you dressed so frumpy?

I know you have a nice set of tits under that.

Get out of my office.

Busted, NSFW/Pulse

It's a mystery if I have a husband or not.

But if I had one, wouldn't you think

that he'd be the one getting me off?

My husband could never do this for me.

-Busted!

Oh!

Influence: Vanna Bardot, Tushy.

Oh my gosh, yes.

This is really embarrassing for me.

Look, everyone forgets to take stuff

out of the bag sometimes.

Well, do you think you two brave men could...

help me out with this?

Behind The Scenes, Delphine Films.

You fucked Page!

Page! The PA, not even the fucking sound guy?

Can we stop talking about me

as the production assistant like I'm the lowest person

on the film set?

-You really are. -Yeah.

Where's my lunch?

And the winner is...

Influence: Vanna Bardot.

Wow, I really don't know what to say, um.

Anybody from Influence

also wanna come up on stage with me?

Um, I wanna thank Derek Dozer for directing this project,

everyone else that was included.

This was--here, come on, Alex.

He was in that DP.

He was the very helpful TSA agent.

Trying to be.

But this movie was such a blast to film,

and I, again, wanna thank every single person

that was included on this.

Thank you, guys.

-You all rock. -Thank you.

Love, Sex, Robots, Adam and Eve Pictures.

So, did you hear the news?

Neighbor's dog was found dead this morning.

Dead?

Mutilated and decapitated.

Probably a coyote.

Oh, my God.

That poor thing.

Yeah, I guess coyotes don't like barking dogs either.

Machine Gunner, Digital Playground/Pulse.

There's the Nikki I remember.

Always ready to throw a punch.

It's not partner abuse if we're in a combat zone.

If you joined our side, you wouldn't have to deal

with all these rules and regulations.

What makes you think I would take you back?

Because you never really left.

I know you want me to take my clothes off,

but you have to do something for me first.

Mm.

I want everyone who can hear my voice right now

to take your clothes off.

Ta-da!

I don't get it.

Wow, oh my God.

This is the coolest shit ever!

And that's my talent.

When I cam,

people wanna see me take my clothes off so bad

that they do it first.

I got it on condition.

Y'all put your hands together, your mouths open for

Stephanie and Brett!

Woo!

We're gonna be making balloon animals!

What animal would you guys like?

Mm, a giraffe!

We have been in the balloon-making business

for 17 years, so don't worry.

We're... we're professionals!

Ta-da! There you go.

Thanks.

Um, it's not a giraffe.

It's a giraffe's neck.

We only do animal parts.

I actually think something that I can do.

Kait, do you happen to have a deck of cards?

Ooh, I actually do.

Are we playing strip poker?

No, girls.

Now, tell me this doesn't look like Anton Harden's dick!

-Wow, it does - It does.

No, no, no, I did not give this to you.

Each year, AVN recognizes a female performer

who is new to our community

and has already made a huge impact.

Here now to present the awards for Best New Starlet

are Jill Kassidy and Alexis Texas.

The AVN Award for Best New Starlet

is one of the most prestigious awards

that a girl in our industry can achieve.

It literally says, "You have arrived."

Having been lucky enough to win this award in 2018,

it is with great pleasure that I'm able to say,

here are the nominees for Best New Starlet.

Best New Starlet.

Chanel Camryn.

Chloe Surreal.

Demi Hawks.

Emma Magnolia.

Hailey Rose.

Jennie Rose.

Katrina Colt.

Lily Starfire.

Melissa Stratton.

Mina Luxx.

Molly Little.

Queenie Sateen.

Scarlett Alexis.

Summer Vixen.

Willow Ryder.

And the winner is...

Chanel Camryn!

I need... I need one moment, one moment!

Oh, my God!

Holy fucking shit, this stage is really slippery!

I, I don't even know what to say.

I just really love being a part of this industry.

Thank you to every guy who's made me cum.

Thank you to every woman who has let me touch her.

Thank you to every director for booking me.

Thank you to my fucking agents,

because you're amazing.

Not only are you the best agents that I've ever had,

because I did start somewhere else, but...

But you're also my mentors and you have been my family,

so I love you, Spiegler, and I love, you, George,

and I love all the girls at my fucking agency

and all the girls that were fucking nominated.

Thank you, AVN!

Every day, when I write in my little journal

some of the things that I'm thankful for in my life,

and this is true,

I'm very thankful for everyone that is part of this show.

I'm super thankful for everyone

in front of the camera and behind the camera.

And I'm super, super, extremely thankful

for all the beautiful stars here tonight.

And for those dresses that fit just fine!

But just to mention a few,

I'm very thankful for the next presenters,

CJ Miles, Jennifer White, and Blake Blossom!

This next award is made up of

some of the biggest super fuckers you'll ever see.

These guys will bang you on a sled,

fuck you through a wall,

and sometimes, even kiss you really sweet,

if the scene calls for it.

Here are the gritty slut-fuckers

that are nominated for Male Performer of the Year!

Male Performer of the Year.

Alex Jones.

Codey Steele.

Isiah Maxwell.

JMac.

Manuel Ferrara.

Maximo Garcia.

Mick Blue.

Nathan Bronson.

Oliver Flynn.

Ramon Nomar.

Ricky Johnson.

Scott Nails.

Seth Gamble.

Tommy Pistol.

Zac Wild.

You ready?

Ohh...

And the winner is...

Isiah Maxwell!

Woo-hoo!

Thank you.

Woo!

Um...

I know that we all as performers here

made a big sacrifice of joining this community,

but our community is the best at supporting ourselves,

so, thank you.

I really gotta thank all of the companies

that allow me to work with everybody

and don't get mad at that,

all the directors who don't hold a grudge against me.

Ricky for making me come down here

and getting this award.

Um, thank you to all of y'all,

and y'all know I love you all to death.

When you wanna mix it up,

anal sex is there to fill the gape.

I think you mean "fill the gap."

Well, if you're doing it right,

there's definitely a gape to fill,

and these performers did it very right.

Here are the nominees for Best Anal Sex Scene!

Best Anal Sex Scene.

Angela White and Maximo Garcia,

Angela's Anal Fixation, Brazzers.

Alexis Tae and Brickzilla,

Brickzilla: King of Cock,

Brickzilla: Monster of Cock,

Darkko/Evil Angel.

Vanna Bardot and Maximo Garcia,

Influence: Vanna Bardot, Part 1.

Tushy.

Tommy King and Zac Wild,

Make It Clap: Analized 2.

Hard X/Mile High.

Nicole Doshi and Dredd,

Dredd Up Your Ass 4-Scene 3.

Jules Jordan Video.

Damn!

Whoa.

All righty. And the winner is...

Vanna Bardot and Maximo Garcia!

Influence!

Wow, I'm sorry I keep coming up on here, you guys.

Well, this was my first fucking anal scene

I shot for my showcase, um.

The fact that it's wining an award

is fucking crazy.

There was a time I had no idea

if I was ever gonna be able to do anal,

and the fact that I did this whole showcase

is fucking crazy.

I cannot fucking believe it.

Thank you, Maximo.

I don't know if you're here tonight.

Thank you for fucking my ass so well

and making me look fucking great,

and wow, holy shit.

And thanks to my asshole, you know?

The real MVP!

Thank you!

Gonna play a game.

I'm gonna play Hot or Cold.

You're gonna tell me when I get to the hottest place

you like to be cummed on, okay?

Ready, ready? Okay, here we go.

Here we go.

Cold.

Cold.

Oh, my God, it's burning up, hold on, hello?

Right now?

-Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! -I love it, I love it!

So I'm here at the Expo, and, like,

I was really hoping to see something super kinky,

I don't know, maybe somebody getting, like,

paddled or spanked or something like that,

but if I find it,

I'll be sure to show you what I find.

Holy fuck! Oh, my God! What the fuck?

Holy--Actually that... oh, that's like,

lookit, lookit, I got, like...

Oh, my God, this is, like, freakishly good.

I think my hair's burning.

Okay. See ya later.

So we're gonna go ahead,

and we're gonna take these goggles, all right?

So you grab the goggles,

you put them over your head like this.

Does it feel real?

Oh, my God, it feels so real.

My personal favorite, the Lunar Licker.

For your nipple? I don't know.

It looks like it, right?

Could be for your nipple.

There's all kinds of cool shit

at the 2024 AVN Expo.

Right now, for example,

sorry, guys, I'm with AVN,

and I have to show off this fucking action figure.

You can get an action figure of yourself.

Why... why don't I have an action figure?

I was once a fucking A-list.

Primary 3, Lust Cinema.

What are you talking about?

You look gorgeous.

Did you know they were open?

I suspected. Yeah.

Well, then I should have dressed sexier.

Reckless, Wicked/Pulse.

Fuck!

What the fuck did you just do, Harlow?

Oh, my God,

I'm here with Vicki Chase,

you just won a huge award,

Best Star Showcase,

what's going on through your mind right now?

Mind blown, seriously, like, I can't even believe it.

This, this happened to me back in 2015,

and my heart is just, like, ready to explode,

I cannot believe it.

This is such a special moment to share with you,

and I'm so glad I get to share it with you,

go over there and get your fucking earned glamour shots,

and congratulations, I'm so excited for you,

what a huge award.

Congratulations, this is a huge moment for you.

This is your special moment,

you just won an AVN award, but most importantly,

you just won a fan-voted AVN award,

how does that make you feel?

Oh my God, I feel so special,

I still shaking.

Before we give the next set of awards,

we want to take a minute to introduce our trophy girls.

Chloe Rose and Ameena Green.

You know the thing with trophy girls?

You never hear them talk.

Like, we saw them digging up the trophy earlier,

but they ain't even talk then, so, do they talk?

Of course they can talk, right, girls?

Y'all still ain't talk.

Girls, show him that you can talk.

I got fucked six times this week,

do you wanna be my seventh?

Ooh.

It takes me five seconds to get this dress off,

how long would it take to get you off?

Shit,

let me go get my old lady

so we can fuck the shit outta both of y'all.

I think he got the idea, girls.

You got the idea, right?

I got the idea, you're goddamn right.

Well, now, don't you ladies talk some more,

and welcome the next presenters?

Put your hands together for Scott Nails,

Maitland Ward, and Olivia Jayy.

I absolutely love

a woman in the top position.

Yes, there's nothing better

than when a beautiful woman takes the lead.

This next group of women can take the lead,

and know exactly what to do with it.

Here are the nominees for Best Leading Actress.

Best leading actress.

Lulu Chu, Feed Me,

Adult Time/Pulse.

Paul, no, I know it's early.

I, I need to come over now.

No, I'll, I'll tell you when I get there.

Fuck.

Stormy Daniels, Redemption,

Adam and Eve Pictures.

That's what I thought!

Just walk away.

It's what you're good at.

Kira Noir, Machine Gunner,

Digital Playground/Pulse.

I guess it's only a matter of time

before my team comes for me.

It's not partner abuse if we're in a combat zone.

Lilly Bell, Trouble,

Dorcel/Pulse.

You're beautiful, and powerful.

You're the woman that I wish I was.

Nicole Kitt, Ashford Manor,

Lust Cinema.

My sex is often left in the dark

about men's longings

and explorations.

I cheated, I already looked

-You looked? -I looked.

But I absolutely love this girl,

so, I'll let you girls read it.

And the winner is,

Kira Noir!

Um, thank you so much,

this means so much to me,

this is my first leading role.

Um, thank you,

I have the most amazing agents in the world,

George and Mark Spiegler, thank you so much,

thank you Digital Playground, thank you Ricky Greenwood

for putting me in this,

and thank you everyone who acted with me in this movie,

thank you.

Oh, thank you, AVN.

All right, all right.

I just happened to find the talent tonight.

Welcome to the stage, Luna.

So, I actually borrow a deck of cards from the bartender,

and I'm gonna try to do a magic trick.

I want you to pick a card from this deck,

and show it to the audience.

-Ooh. -Ooh.

And I want you to just put it in the middle.

Now I'm just gonna shuffle the cards.

Is this your card?

No, you didn't read my mind, no.

Is this your card?

-No. -No?

Do you want me to just tell you what the card was?

No, girl, Emily, how 'bout you use your talent,

and ask everybody to take their shirt off?

Will all you beautiful people take your shirts off for me?

Ta-da!

What in the David Blaine?

Oh, my God.

I'm Luna,

and this is my special talent.

Girl, I got the tickets!

Oh my God, we get to go to Michigan.

No, we're gonna sell these tickets,

and we are actually going to Vegas.

Vegas!

-Let's go. -Bye, girls.

Redemption,

Adam and Eve Pictures.

Okay, Brittany, what do you suggest?

Well, I suggest we sell.

I know that there's a hefty offer on this place.

Why would you tell her that?

Because it's my business.

Sally Mae: The Revenge of the Twin Dragons,

Adult Time/Pulse.

The famous Twisted Sisters.

Bella, where's your sister, Rosa?

You better back up, Davis,

considering Gabriel would not be too happy

knowing that you're working with the other side.

I have no idea what she's talking about.

-Duval. -What's up?

Now that it's just you and me,

I have a question.

What's that?

-You're funny. -Yes.

-And you can sing. -Okay.

But I have to ask... can you dance?

Can I dance? Is a big pussy important?

What?

-Yeah, I can dance. -Okay, show me.

But let me ask you, can you handle it?

-Yeah. -Bend on over, bend on over.

-Okay. -Bend on over.

I'll take it.

Wait, whoa, whoa.

I had to do that for all my Instagram followers.

I'm not used to fucking in front of this many people, actually.

You want to go in the back and do it?

We're supposed to be a little professional,

you know what I mean?

All right, well, well, let's,

let's get on in the back and dance,

and do it back there.

-Okay, see you there! -All right.

-You all right? -Goodbye!

-Come on. -I've gotta get backstage.

But first, please welcome August Skye,

Nicole Doshi, and Audrey Kate,

I gotta get going.

For over two decades and counting,

AVN has recognized trans performers

with categories that reflect their contributions

to our industry.

This category honors acting performances

that have risen to the top of the field,

and taken this genre to the next level.

Here are the nominees

for the Best Thespian Trans/X.

Best Thespian Trans/X.

Daisy Taylor, Daisy's Flower Box,

Trans Angels.

Yeah, actually, we've been dating for a couple years,

it's our anniversary now.

-Oh, anniversary? -Yeah.

Today could be our anniversary too,

if we start now.

You are very, very funny.

Foxxy, Neglected,

My TS Stepmom 6, TransSensual/Mile High.

You know, you're, you're right.

It's just, hearing it out loud,

it's just, it's different.

Jade Venus, Office Ms. Conduct,

Transfixed/Adult Time/Pulse.

Because this, this one...

-Jane, the intern. -Right, the intern.

She told me...

that you have all been having sexual relations

in the office.

Is that right?

Emma Rose, Pride & Orifice,

TransAngels.

Let me test him.

I can't tell you how much I will test him,

but you have to trust me.

My dear, my beloved friend,

I trust you with all my heart.

Kasey Kei, Wrong Room, Right,

Transfixed/Adult Time.

Oh my God.

Baby, what is this?

This is not romantic at all.

This looks like a frickin' torture chamber.

Baby, just put our bags on the bed.

And the winner is,

Daisy Taylor.

Well, I don't see her coming up,

so, we'll accept this on her behalf,

but, congratulations, Daisy.

Congratulations!

And I'm pretty sure you've fucked, like, everyone.

Pretty much everyone, yes.

Like, if you could guess

how many people in this room you've had sex with,

like, how, how, what...

-In this room? -In this room.

-Half, probably. -Half?

-Of the women. -Of the women!

I just wanna know,

what does it feel like

to be one of the reigning queens of AVN?

It's amazing, I love coming to AVN every year

and being able to meet all my incredible fans,

it's the most fun I have all year.

What is, like, the craziest gift that any of your...

'cause you have a huge line, so what's, like,

the craziest gift you've ever received from a fan?

One time this guy gave me, like,

his signed, like, college football jersey.

Like, the one that he used to play with in college,

and he signed it, and he gave it to me.

-Holy shit. -I thought that was super nice.

And it's of my college, like, the college that I go to.

What is, like, the coolest thing

that's ever happened to you at the expo?

Honestly?

Definitely an orgy after the expo.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

I'd like to introduce to you

the winner of the Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene

and Female Performer of the Year,

Luna Star.

Woo!

No, no, no, no, I wish.

But I'm not even nominated for those categories.

Well, if it were up to me,

you'd be nominated for every category.

Well, I love you too, for that.

But here to present the awards for those categories,

please...

please welcome Codey Steele,

Hime Marie, and Melissa Stratton.

All right.

With every performance,

these women give us everything that we need.

They give us all we dream about,

lust after, and long for.

They lick, they spit, and they sweat

to give you the very best they have.

These are the nominees

for Female Performer of the Year.

Female performer of the year.

Alexis Tae.

Ana Foxxx.

Angel Youngs.

Angela White.

Anna Claire Clouds.

Blake Blossom.

Jennifer White.

Kira Noir.

Kylie Rocket.

Lilly Bell.

Liz Jordan.

Lulu Chu.

Maddy May.

Nicole Doshi.

Vanna Bardot.

-Here we go. -All right.

And the winner is...

Vanna Bardot!

Holy fucking shit.

When I first started in this industry,

my biggest goal was just to be nominated.

I told myself that,

if I could just get nominated once,

that all of this would be worth it,

so, to be up here on this stage,

accepting this fucking award

is so surreal.

There was a time when I first started

that I didn't know if I was

gonna make it in this industry,

not because I didn't want it,

but because there are so many amazing,

talented women in this industry.

I am so honored to be nominated

with all of you tonight.

Um,

I have to thank my agents at ATMLA.

Thank you Mark, Sandra, Danny,

thank you for being the most

professional and honest agents

in this industry,

and always respecting me

and everyone else,

not just as performers, but as people.

I have to thank...

Mike Miller, and Mike Moz,

and everyone on the Vixen Media Group team.

Thank you for shining

the Vixen spotlight on me

these past two years,

I would not be up here without you guys.

I want to also thank my family

for loving me so unconditionally.

And thank you to my friends,

and my love, Codey Steele.

Thank you for believing in me,

even when I didn't believe in myself.

And, lastly, thank you AVN.

Thank you for recognizing all the hard work

I put in this past year,

I will always remember this moment.

Thank you.

The View,

Deeper/Pulse.

I made lunch reservations at Zane,

and you have phone calls

on the half hour, starting at three.

Oh, don't forget I'm leaving early today,

I have dinner plans.

Mm, oh, speaking of...

Wasteland Ultra,

Digital Playground/Pulse.

We don't want any trouble.

Just passing through.

Oh my God, Chanel Camryn,

you just won,

if not the top award, like,

this is the award,

you just won Best New fucking Starlet,

you just won Best New Starlet.

What was going through your head

the moment they called you, like,

what were you thinking, like, holy fuck!

Yeah, I, like, couldn't breathe,

I was, like, "Aah!" oh, my God.

I have, like, worked so hard, and like,

I didn't expect that I would be winning anything,

I really just love what I do,

so, to be recognized, and then...

when so many other amazing women who were up there

that I love and have worked with.

Please welcome to the stage,

Abella Danger,

along with Blacked.com

brand ambassador, Jason Long!

Throughout the night, we've watched scenes from films

that are among the best

this industry has to offer.

Production, direction,

performance, storyline,

all taken to the highest of heights.

So, let's take one more look

at the nominees for Grand Reel.

Grand Reel.

Ashford Manor, Lust Cinema.

Feed Me, Adult Time/Pulse.

Love, Sex & Robots, Adam and Eve Pictures.

Primary Three, Lust Cinema.

Machine Gunner, Digital Playground/Pulse.

Reckless, Wicked/Pulse.

Redemption, Adam and Eve Pictures.

The View, Deeper/Pulse.

Sally Mae: The Revenge of the Twin Dragons,

Adult Time/Pulse.

Wasteland Ultra, Digital Playground/Pulse.

And the winner is,

Machine Gunner !

Everyone who worked on the movie, please come here.

Um, thank you AVN for the award.

I wanna thank PR for representing me.

I wanna thank Digital Playground

to let me do that movie.

Um, I wanna thank the cast and my crew,

to be part of that movie, make that movie very well.

This movie is made

for a dear friend of mine, Robby D.

I made that to an homage to you,

and now they give you gold for it,

thank you very much guys, thank you.

Thank y'all for coming out tonight.

Did y'all enjoy y'all self?

Well, I definitely enjoyed y'all,

I appreciate y'all inviting me

into y'all little community, man.

I'll definitely be fucking with y'all

a little more, literally.

And I wanna say,

I love every single one of you,

you know I do,

and thank you so much for being here,

and thank you so much for being so freaking amazing.

All right, we're gonna go fuck now, bye!

Thank you, goodnight, AVN, goodnight.

Woo!

Bye, AVN, bye, everybody!

I hope everybody cums!

Thank you, AVN!

I love you all to death.

And thanks to my asshole, you know?

The real MVP.

Thank you, AVN,

so much for this honor.

Thank you so much,

this means so much to me,

this is my first leading role.