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(imitates Fat Guy) Do you have this T-shirt in my size?
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(imitates Stan) I have something even better! Behold, my butt!
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(whispering) I could play this game forever.
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What'd you say?
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Coughing! I was coughing. Those weren't words.
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This is fun. What you two have.
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Mabel! How long have you been standing there?
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Don't worry about that.Let's talk about why I'm doing this dance! Doo-doo-dooo...
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Oh, no! She got into the smile-dip again.
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Wrong one thousand! It's because today is the greatest day of my life!
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Ow!
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'Sev'ral Timez,' is playing at the Gravity Falls Civic Center and Buffet!
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Ugh, Sev'ral Timez? Aren't they that boy band that came a decade too late?
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Oh-oh-oh-Oh! Girl you got me actin' so cray-cray!
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You tell me that you won't be my bay-bay!
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We're non-threatening!
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Mable, you know all those boy bands are fake, right?
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Dipper's right. They're just a manufactured product of the bloated, corporate music industry.
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You're making my dance sad.
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There's probably a machine that mass-produces them.
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Or maybe the boys are grown from pods!
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Yeah, pods, totally!
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You guys can't ruin this for me. Mable's got backup!
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Hey guys!
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Woot woot!
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Who's ready for the greatest night of our lives? (singing) How many times am I gonna luv ya?
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Sev'ral Timez!
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Ugh, girls.
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I know, right?
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I'm ok!
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Gravity Falls. 1x17.
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Hmm. Should I go with lip balm or lip salve?
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Go wild! Tonight's our night!
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I can't wait, guys. Tonight we're gonna meet Creggy G, Greggy C, Leggy P, Chubby Z, and Deep Chris.
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He's the fat one.
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And those boys will fall in love with us!
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Why wouldn't they!
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Hey is this the fingerless glove store? I like things that are dumb, I'm Robbie.
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Come on, man.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha! Laugh it up, chief. (to Wendy) So, hey, Wendy, Nate and his girlfriend are going to Lookout Point this weekend. Maybe we should go, too.
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Are you kidding me? First you stand me up last night, and instead of apologizing you want me to go to Lookout Point?
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I'll just be over here.
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Look, Robbie, I'm not sure this relationship's working. Maybe I should see other people.
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Yes!
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Whoa! Whoa! Hey, hey. Before you do anything crazy, I, I, uh, I want you to hear this.
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I hope this works.
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I wrote this song just for you.
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When I think about you I feel feelings so deep
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I'm tossing and turning And you know I'm losing sleep
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And I know I'm going crazy When I look into your eyes Just listen to this song And you'll be hypnoti-i-i-ised.
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You know, maybe I was being a little hasty. I'll give you another chance.
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Yes, all right!
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Let me go grab my coat.
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All right, Robbie, I saw that weird CD. What the heck are you up to?
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It's called romance, kid. Something you'd never understand.
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You ready? I can't believe you wrote that for me!
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I know, I'm just so insanely talented.
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Hmm. ... Hmm?
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What are you doing?
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Guys, the weirdest thing just happened. I think Robbie might be hypnotizing Wendy with his music.
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Oh, Dipper. Girls just like musicians. You'll understand when you're older.
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We're the same age!
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Girls mature faster than guys. Right, Grenda?
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This is Grenda time!
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Okay, girls, have you all practiced your obsessed boy band scream?
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Just gonna ignore that. ... Tickets please!
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Too late girls. The show is sold out!
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This night is ruined!
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I welcome you, death.
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No! I said we're going to meet Sev'ral Timez tonight and I meant it, and I'm not gonna let a "Keep Out" sign keep us out!
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Stocking meat for the Apocalypse, doodly-doo. We're all gonna die! (normal) What's with the pacing, kid? You look even more freaked out than usual.
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Ah, I don't know. You wouldn't understand.
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Aw, come on, kid, try me.
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Okay, this is gonna sound weird, but I think Robbie might be brainwashing Wendy with music.
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I've seen this before.
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Really?
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Her name was Carla McKorkle. Carla "Hot Pants" McKorkle.
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Me and Carla-baby would cut a rug together at The Juke Joint.
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Our favorite fifties themed nineteen seventies diner.
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Then one day, this new age tree hugger starts playing this transcendental hippie music.
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Carla's hot pants turned into bell bottoms before I even knew what happened.
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My memories get a little hallucinationy at the end, but you get the gist.
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So wait, you actually believe my theory?
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You're darn right I do! And we're gonna get to the bottom of it! Right after I get to the bottom of this brown meat! It's apocalycious!
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(singing) Sev'ral Timez!
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(into microphone) Hey, girl, I just wanna get real for a moment and say that while we love being superstars, the real reason we do this, is for you!
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For you specifically. Not the girl sitting next to you! But you!
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I love you Deep Chris.
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He was talking to me!
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Get 'im! Get 'im!
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Thank you, good night!
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Hello? Sev'ral Timez?
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We want to give you several kisses!
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Look!
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This is it, girls! You're finally going to meet the five cutest boys in the world. Dipper's gonna eat his words that boy bands are "fake!"
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This is fun!
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Yo, we're clones, dawg!
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O.('Oh')
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M.('My')
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G.('God')
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That is one big hamster tube! Someone's coming!
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Terrible show! What is wrong with you boys? You barely even sold out the arena! And Deep Chris, you call that a pout?
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Every one of you should be ashamed of yourselves!
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Except for you, Leggy P, you were really on point tonight. Here ya go, gorgeous.
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As for the rest of you, remember, you can always be replaced by your 'brothers!' Dance for me, child! Dance!
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My throat is killing me! Can someone get me a lemon and water!
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Who goes there? Prepare to be danced at.
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Step off, Deep Chris. She's a lady. Don't disrespect her, bro! Don't disrespect!
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My bad.
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Chubby Z, let's calm this boo by posing for her, poster style.
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Trying hard not to let my brain explode. I've always wanted to meet you guys! But what was the deal with that scary chub-chub man?
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Mr. Bratsman is our producer, yo.
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He genetically engineered us to be the perfect boy band, G.
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But he keeps us in cages! That junk is straight brutal, girl.
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That is straight brutal, Chubby Z.
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Our one dream is to escape into the real world, for real. Yo, I heard tell about these things called trees?
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I don't know what they are, but I wanna kiss one! But we can't disobey Mr. Bratsman. He says he loves us.
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If he loved you, he'd set you free!
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Oh, yeah. True dat.
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That's a valid perspective!
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Let�s go, right now! Me and my friends can help you escape!
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We're masters of stealth!
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Yo, you'd really do that for us, beef?
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You can count on me! I'm sorry, did you just call me 'beef?'
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You see, Dipper, music has subliminal mind-control hidden in it all the time.
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If you listen closely, even the music I play in the gift shop has subtle hidden messages.
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Buy more key chains! Buy more key chains!
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If you want to hear the mind controlling messages, you gotta slow down the record. Gimme that LP.
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Oh. Right.
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We're doing something wrong here but I can't put my finger on it.
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Hey, guys. How was the concert? And what's in the bag?
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Uh, money! Money we stole!
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We're criminals! We'll cut you!
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Let's go away from here now.
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Ow! Oof! Ow! Hey! Dang, girl!
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Your tour bus is really strange, Mable-girl. Where the feedin' tubes at?
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Yo, whatup, girl?
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So when do we get to go outside?
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I wanna cavort like a woodland creature.
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It's your producer!
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I can't believe those boys escaped from their cage! You there!
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I found this trail of frosted tips leading to this very location! Have you seen any perfect boys around here?
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Only when I look in the mirror. Heh heh! Up top!
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They must be around here somewhere. I'll find those boys if I have to turn this town upside down.
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Shoo! Shoo!
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Good boy.
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Guys, it's not safe out there. Ergman's still looking for you .
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What do we do!
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Ah, dang!
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I'm scared, Mable!
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Don't worry, guys, he has to give up eventually. Hey, in the meantime you could stay here with us!
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All right!
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Twenty thirteen!
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Girls, do you realize what's happening here? We have our very own pet boy band that we can do whatever we want with!
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Remember, eventually we have to let them go. We have to promise not to get too attached to them, right, Mable? Mable?
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All aboard the braid train! Braid! Braid! What?
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(singing) C'mon baby, won�t you fly away with me
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Take my hand, it�s destiny
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We don�t need nobody if we stay together
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Girl, just take my hand, it can be forever
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Up into the sky, girl we�re gonna fly
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Look into my big blue eyes
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Girl you know it�s destiny
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Take my hand and you�re gonna see
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Escape, runnin� from reality
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It�ll be this way forever
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Just, oh, just a few more minutes.
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But...
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All right, it took all day, but I converted it to a record.
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And now we can slow it down to see if the mind control message theory is correct! Prepare to have your mind blown.
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Spit-take, here I come!
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(singing) When I think about you (in slow motion) I feel feelings so deep
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I'm tossing and turningAnd you know I'm losin sleepAnd I know I'm going...
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Hmm... That's not spit-worthy! What gives?
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What? Is that it?
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(slow motion) ...cra-cra-cra-cra-cra-cra-cra-crazy...
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This was so stupid! Of course there's no hidden mind control messages.
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Mable was right. Wendy just likes the song! She just likes Robbie.
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Hey, Dip. Forgot my keys.
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What's up, junior. What are you doing, trying to come up with an equation to make girls like you?
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Ready to go to Lookout point?
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Am I! Later, dorks! Catch you on the rewind! I made that up.
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I'll rewind your face!
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Wait a minute! Stan! Rewind!
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You are now under my control. Your mind is mine.
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Holy mackerel! Now there's your spit-take!
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I knew it! It's mind control after all! Oh, no! I gotta save Wendy!
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Finally a good reason to punch a teenager in the face! Let's roll!
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How'd it go up there?
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I finally got them to sleep. Poor Greggy C, he tried to eat a tape dispenser.
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I think this is food, dawg.
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Yo, you gonna share that?
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Ah, memories.
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The music industry was shaken today at the news that boy band king, Ergman Bratsman, has been arrested.
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He was pulled over tonight for not having a rear license plate.
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I'm telling you! The goat took it!
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That's what they all say.
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He is now in county jail, awaiting trial.
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Yes!
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We have to tell the boys they are free now!
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Let's go!
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Not so fast! They're not going anywhere!
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What's the dealio, Mable? That evil producer is gone, we have to tell the boys.
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Wait, girls, let's not be so hasty. I mean, think about it.
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If we don't tell the boys, then they can stay here with me! I mean, with us.
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Mable, we can't keep them here forever.
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But I love them!
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If you loved them, you'd set them free.
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Never! Every boy I loved this summer has left me, and I'm not gonna let it happen again.
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Candy, we gotta get past Mable. She's gone boy crazy.
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Boys!
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Mmmm! Candy, attack!
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You guys! Ergman Bratsman is in jail! You're free!
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Just go!
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Woah! Is that true, Mable-Dog?
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Uh, no, your producer's still out there. You're gonna have to stay here, probably forever!
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What? You can't listen to her!
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Mable's our girl, girl. She puts pizza in our food trough.
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She changes my newspaper, yo! She's a'ight!
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She is not a'ight, Chubby Z!
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Sev'ral Timez!
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Yes Mable-Dog?
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Remove these two from the premises please.
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Oh, no! They're aggressively dancing at us! Mable's gone mad with power!
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Save yourselves, Sev'ral Timez! You were better off with your producer!
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Word!
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Call me, Deep Chris!
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Twenty thirteen!
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Thank you, boys. Now let's get aboard the braid train!
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Things just got pretty heavy, Mable. Maybe we should all just, like, chill for a minute and--
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(interrupts) I said let's get aboard the braid train!
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We gotta warn Wendy about that song before she gets brainwashed!
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Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored!
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Ha, weird, Nate didn�t show up. So I, I guess it�s just you and me. This isn�t what I was planning at all!
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Whoa!
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Wendy! Stop! Robbie's been lying to you!
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Dipper?
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Kid! Mr. Pines?
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That's Mr. Pines to you!
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What? That's what I just said.
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Look, Wendy, you've gotta hear this.
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Mable, you've gotta hear this. It's a song we wrote to say thank you. Hit it!
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Oh, boy, songs are like hugs that mouths give to ears.
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(singing) Here comes yoMable-girl, we dreamed of being free (so free)
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But now we know that that can never be
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You know what friends are all about
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You kicked those lying shorties out
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I'm starting to feel guilty here.
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(singing) Break it down! Who's the girls who's so a'ight.
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(singing) Tucks in to bed at night.
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(singing) Holds the fan up while we sing.
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(singing) Keeps me entertained with string.
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(singing) My shirt was wrinkled till...
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(singing) ...she pressed it.
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(singing) Chews our food...
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(singing) ...so we can digest it.
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(singing) He was evil, mean and reckless.
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(singing) You gave me this candy necklace.
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(singing) 'Sup, girl, other folks we could never trust
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But we know that you'd never lie to us.
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(singing) Mable-girl, we know you love us so
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And that's why I've got to let you go.
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(singing) When I think about youI feel feelings so deepI'm tossing...
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Uh, there's a message in there, I swear!
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Let me just close the window.
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Wait, wait! Here!
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You are now under my control. Your mind is mine.
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Whoa! Robbie, what's that doing in our song?
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Baby, I promise, I don't know anything about those messages. In fact, I didn't even write that song. I ripped it off some other band. So we're all good, right?
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No, we're not all good. I don't care about the messages! You said you wrote that song for me. And I actually thought it was sweet, you big liar!
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I know, I know. I lie about a lot of stuff. Like using your makeup and fighting a bear, although--
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(interrupts) No. You know what. It's over Robbie. We're through.
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What! Wendy!
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Goodbye.
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We won! Kid, this is a victory for every guy who's hands are too weak or fat to play a musical instrument!
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I couldn't have done it without you, Grunkle Stan!
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Ha!
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Um, hey! Uh, now that your night is free, me and Grunkle Stan were thinking, maybe bowling or something.
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Are you serious? Right now? What is wrong with guys? You only think about yourselves! All of you should just leave me alone.
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Oh, man!
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Look, if it makes you feel any better, the apocalypse is coming soon. Bury your gold! You've been buying gold, right?
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We've got to save the boys.
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I'm prepared to defend myself.
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Hi, guys. I'm sorry I went bonkers. A catchy song made me realize that you were right. Can you ever forgive me?
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Of course!
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Friendship repaired.
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What's goin' on, Mable-girl?
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You said you had something you wanted to show us or some deal?
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Yep, this!
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Yo, dawg, who is this big round bright fool?
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That, Chubby Z., is the sun.
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That fool's makin' my eyes burn straight painful! I'm gonna stare that fool down!
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Yo, yo, hold up. What's this big green mess?
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That's nature, Deep Chris! Bratsman won�t bother you anymore. You can do anything you want to do, go anywhere you want to go. You're free.
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Fuh-ree?
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Free! You're free! It means you can skedaddle! Now go! Go! Get outta here before I change my mind!
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(singing) Goodbye, girl!
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They won't last a week.
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Women! They're the real mystery, Dip. You ruin their date, drive their hippie boyfriend's van into a ravine, and somehow you're the "bad guy".
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No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have meddled in Wendy's personal life. She probably hates me now.
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Ah, chin up, kid, you were trying to do the right thing. Even though you destroyed a relationship and part of my car.
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You think she'll ever forgive me?
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I bet she will, and until then you can always go bowling with me.
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Thanks, Grunkle Stan?
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Don't mention it, kid.
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Wait a second. Is something rooting through our trash?
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Hey, hey! Get outta here!
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Darn beautiful men! Always eating, eating out of my trash. Wait, what?
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(singing) Girl you got me actin' so cray-cray! (cray-cray)You tell me that you won't be my bay-bay! We're non-threatening, girl. Yeah
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Dang, girl.
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Twenty thirteen.
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