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Gravity Falls S01E15 The Deep End
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Watch out, Gravity Falls,
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Because at 110 degrees
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we're looking at the hottest day of the summer!
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All in favor of doing nothing all day, say...
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I'm gonna throw this pig out of the house!
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You called my bluff, pig.
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On the bright side, pun very much intended,
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It's opening week at the Gravity Falls pool.
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Gravity Falls pool?
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- Today?
- Pun intended?
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Quick! To the car!
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Hey, kids, a little help here.
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All right, off to the pool.
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And remember to be on alert for random wildfires.
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Wait, what?
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He'll be fine.
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All right, who wants to do a cannonball?
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Cannonball!
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Ah, the pool.
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Sparkling oasis of summer enchantment.
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Yeah, nothing like sitting in a moist tub with strangers.
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It's like the bus, but wet.
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Why would a sun need to wear sunglasses?
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It's best not to think about it.
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Whoa, whoa! Stop the presses!
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Who's that?
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Oh, yeah. Word is, dude never leaves the pool.
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People say he's a "Mysterious loner."
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Is it getting hot out here, or is it just that guy?
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It's the hottest day of the year, Mabel.
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Besides, can't you go for one week
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without having a new crush on some random guy?
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Uh-uh.
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Look at his little moustache hairs!
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You are clearly enamored. Go to him.
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- Hey, come on!
- Watch it, kid!
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Oops, sorry!
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It's so beautiful!
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Eh, Mabel's all talk. You wanna know a secret?
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She's never even kissed a guy before.
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She always messes it up somehow.
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Oy, women!
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Hey, Mr. Pines.
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Wendy? Where's the lifeguard?
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I am the lifeguard.
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I make the rules, sucka! Boosh!
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Aah! She's attacking me with water!
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Wow. You work here?
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I found out lifeguards get free snack privileges.
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Plus, I get the best seat in the house.
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Yeah, you do!
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I've been laughing for too long.
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Dude, are you and Wendy having a secret staring contest?
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'cause I think you're winning--
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Soos! Shh!
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So, hey, you wanna go chuck more water balloons at grunkle Stan?
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I'd love to, but I gotta spend the day doing tryouts.
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We're looking for a new assistant lifeguard.
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Hey!
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Hey...
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What if I was assistant lifeguard?
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That would be so much fun! You're totally in, dude!
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You just have to check in with my boss first, Mr. Poolcheck.
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Your boss?
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I'm gonna get you!
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Wow! Oh, my gosh, how crazy, bumping into you here,
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even though we don't know each other.
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How long have you been underwater?
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That doesn't matter!
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So, hey! My name's Mabel.
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Hola.
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Whoa! Are you Australian?
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I am charmed by your sense of humor...
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And your bold lack of water wings.
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You're so funny!
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And your hair is beautiful.
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No, no, it has silly tangles.
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Mind if I...
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Why, Mabel, you are so forward.
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This is it! He likes you!
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Go for it, Mabel! It's time!
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Ask him out on a date!
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So, hey, you wanna go dry off? Maybe hit the snack bar or--
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I--I'm afraid I cannot.
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For I have a terrible secret!
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I must go.
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I'm upset.
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Yet, intrigued.
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And that is why I think I'd make a good lifeguard assistant.
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Spf 100? Good. I like you.
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But this isn't an easy job. It's anarchy out there.
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I think I can handle it.
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Can you handle this?!
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I lost my hand to a pool filter!
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The pool may seem friendly,
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But she can turn on you in an instant!
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Which is why you must respect her rules!
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Do you think you have what it takes, boy? Do you?!
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Sure. I guess.
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Welcome to the deep end, son.
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Well, thanks. I--
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Yep, oh, this is happening.
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There she is, Soos.
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Equidistant from the snack bar and the bathroom,
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Just the right amount of sun and shade.
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and pointed away from where old man Mcgucket lotions himself.
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The perfect lawn chair.
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The legends that you told me in the car were true.
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I just can't believe it wasn't already taken!
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And now to sit on it, thereby claiming it as my own.
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What?!
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Why, hello, Stanford.
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Gideon! Get out of my chair, kid!
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Oh, my, was this your chair? I had no idea.
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Yes, I did, Stan. I knew.
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Move it, you little troll!
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First come, first serve!
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I'll first serve you!
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Come on, Wendy!
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You can't do this to an old man!
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Sorry, Stan. It's not up to me.
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Actually, it is.
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Hey, Wendy. I got this job!
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Sweet! Wanna go abuse our power?
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But what if poolcheck catches us?
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He seems emotionally unstable.
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Nah, don't worry, man.
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You just gotta be sneaky about your rule-breaking.
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Race you to the no running sign!
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How long you in for?
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Two hours, for roughhousing.
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But I'm innocent!
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Pool jail ain't so bad...
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As long as you don't wind up in solitary.
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It's the nights that are the hardest.
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Hey, there!
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I brought you a sandwich.
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It's sort of wet, but it's still good. Blop.
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I like sharing things-- sandwiches, secrets...
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Share your secret, beautiful stranger.
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That wet sandwich does look delicious.
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Oh, very well.
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But you must never tell another living soul my terrible secret.
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You have to stay away from me because I am...
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A merman.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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I thought you were gonna say you had a girlfriend.
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A merman! Ha!
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I should have known from your strange foreign fish language.
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It is spanish.
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Your voice is so deep and masculine. How old are you?
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I am 12 years old.
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Merman's voices change when we are, like, three.
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So what's your name?
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There are some who call me...
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Mermando.
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This is because Mermando is my name.
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But I don't understand, Mermando.
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What's a guy like you doing in a public pool?
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It is a tragic story, Mabel.
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I was swimming with my friends, the mighty dolphins,
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In the gulf of mexico, when I was ensnared!
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Earl, did we just catch ourselves
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some kind of beautiful man-fish?
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Let's feast on his flesh!
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The cargo was headed for gravity falls.
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Using all my strength, I tried to escape back home,
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but it was not to be.
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I would have died of dehydration,
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were it not for the kindness of the forest animals.
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Continue licking! Oh!
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But now that you know what I am,
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you must be seriously weirded out.
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What?! I don't care that you're a merman!
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You're, like, the coolest guy I've ever met.
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And you can play at least one chord on the guitar.
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Oh, Mabel. I have never met another human like you.
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Would you care to join me in a game of the marco polo?
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Oh, yes, Mermando! Yes!
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You're covering my gills. I cannot breathe.
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Weird.
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Ooh! My cheeks are baby soft!
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Look at him, that smug chair-stealing jerk!
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But I can't touch him,
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or the pool patrol will throw me in pool jail.
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Yes. Yes! Burn the child!
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Aah! My eyes!
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Deal with it.
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Soos.
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Inflatable duck guy? Is that you?
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Yes, Soos. I can talk.
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Oh, my gosh, I knew you guys were secretly alive. I knew it!
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Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
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My people have been enslaved, Soos. You must free us.
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The inflatable pool duck revolution is at hand.
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Pools closing! Clear out, everyone!
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- Poolcheck! - Hide!
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Out! Do not touch!
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Assistant lifeguard!
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Have a good night, son. Lock up the supplies for me.
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The pool, she closes.
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Can I see you tonight?
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Sure. Where? Wanna go for a walk?
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Merman. I am a merman.
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Oh, right. Then I'll be back tonight.
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Look, here's a scrapbook of human stuff.
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Here's me standing with my legs,
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And here I am kicking Dipper in his legs.
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He couldn't move his legs after that.
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Can you imagine, not having legs!
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Let's skip this part.
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And here's my whole family kickboxing!
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What's wrong?
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I, too, used to have a family once,
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Back in the ocean.
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How I miss them.
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Mermando, why don't you just leave the pool?
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I tried only once.
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But escaping this pool required a plan
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that was bold and daring.
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And then the wolves came.
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No, I am glad that I am here, because I met you.
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This is it, Mabel.
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First kiss moment, here we come.
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Just go for it!
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What are you doing with your mouth?
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Me? Nothing! This? I was just eating some sour candy.
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So my lips were doing that 'cause the candy was so sour.
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Can I have some candy?
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No.
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What the--
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- I'm scared!
- Me, too!
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One hundred points!
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Dude, with this job,
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You and me are gonna be having fun all summer!
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All summer?
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Pines, here, now!
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You gave me your word that you
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would respect the sacred rules of this municipal pool!
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Mr. Poolcheck, are you crying?
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That's not important right now!
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You are on thin ice, boy. You wanna keep this job?
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Well, some maniac broke into the supply closet last night
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And destroyed our one and only pool skimmer!
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I want you on a stake out.
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If one more supply gets taken, you're fired!
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I won't let you down!
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Mermando, get ready! I'm gonna bring the heat!
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Mermando, are you okay?
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Oh, it's your family, isn't it? Are you thinking about them?
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Mermando, enough is enough!
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I care about you too much to see you like this.
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We're gonna bust you out of here and get you back to your family.
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But, Mabel, escape is impossible!
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We're breaking you out of here tonight!
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Whoops! Sorry about that. Water.
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All right, Dipper, here's the plan.
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Catch the trespasser, protect the supplies,
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Keep job at pool, and eventually marry Wendy.
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Freeze!
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Grunkle Stan?
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I, uh, I'm sleepwalking.
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Also, now I'm sleep-talking.
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Nice hat, by the way.
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You! You're the one destroying pool supplies!
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What? No! My crime is a lot better than that.
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I'm gonna get that seat,
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and be ready in the morning when Gideon comes.
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Then maybe I'll destroy some pool supplies. Night's still young.
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Sheesh, all right, I'm going!
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Hey!
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Mabel!
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Are you ready to see your family?
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Yes, but how can I, a merman, possibly escape?
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Okay, my original plan was to tape together a bunch fish sticks
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to make you a prosthetic pair of people legs.
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Intriguing.
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But then I realized that
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I could just transport you in this cooler.
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Hey! Who's there!
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Quick! Hide me! My kind must not be seen!
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Mabel? Is there anyone not breaking into the pool tonight?
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What, is Soos here too?
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I'm okay.
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Go home, Soos.
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You got it.
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So, why are you here?
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Uh, no reason.
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Did that cooler just clear its throat?
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Don't be silly. There certainly isn't
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a merman in there, if that's what you're implying.
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Who said anything about a merman?
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Mabel, I don't have time for your games.
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If you don't give me those supplies,
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I'll lose the coolest job ever!
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I understand.
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Hey, look! Wendy in a bikini!
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Really? At night?
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Sorry, Dipper!
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Mabel!
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Go, Mabel, go!
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We can't all be saved.
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I'm gonna get you home!
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Hand over the pool supplies in the name of pool law!
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Pool law is dumb! And so is your hat!
307
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Look! Gravity Falls lake!
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The coast is clear.
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Now all I have to do is wait here 15 hours
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Until the pool opens.
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This was a good plan.
312
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I think someone just sped by.
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Probably just a dream.
314
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With you, every day is a dream.
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I cannot breathe!
316
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You must hurry!
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I'm okay.
318
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All right, the jig is up! Hand over that cooler!
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Never!
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Why not? Why do you even need it?
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I needed the cooler to save my new friend
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because he needs to go home and he's really nice.
323
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And we combed each others' hair.
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And he needs to be in the cooler because he breathes water
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because he's a merman!
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Hola.
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Whoa! Way to bury the lead, Mabel.
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Dipper, Mermando the merman. He's a merman.
329
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Nice to meet you! Also, I think I am dying.
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Water!
331
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Agua! Yo necesito!
332
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Oh, no! Mermando!
333
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Dipper, you're a lifeguard! Give him CPR!
334
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Mermen don't breathe air!
335
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Then give him reverse CPR! Doi!
336
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I hate this!
337
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I hate this!
338
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Blackmail!
339
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Thank you for saving me,
340
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But why didn't you just roll me into the lake?
341
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I am weak from coughing.
342
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How will I get my family to hear my call
343
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From the mighty depths of the ocean?
344
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I've got it. B.R.B.
345
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Problem solved!
346
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Mabel, those are pool supplies. I'll get fired!
347
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Dipper! Don't you know what it's like to fall for someone,
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Even though you know in
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your heart that it'll probably never work out?
350
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But you'd do anything for that person?
351
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Give Mermando the megaphone.
352
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Thanks, Dip.
353
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Mabel, I have never met anyone like you.
354
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Same here.
355
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Except for a zombie, a gnome, and a couple of cute vampires.
356
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I don't remember the vampires.
357
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I don't tell you everything.
358
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Well, Mermando, I guess this is it.
359
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Not quite. This is!
360
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Whoa! Okay, that's gross. Ugh.
361
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That was my first kiss!
362
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,690
Hey, it was also kind of your first kiss too, huh? Huh?
363
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Please don't involve me in this.
364
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Goodbye, Mermando.
365
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Goodbye, Mabel.
366
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You did the right thing, Dipper.
367
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Yeah, yeah.
368
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Oh, wait, wait! One last thing!
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Yes!
370
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I've always wanted to do that.
371
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A wrecked fence, dents in the pool mobile,
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And a missing megaphone?
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Who is responsible for this?!
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It's my fault, sir. I'm sorry. I got in too deep.
375
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Hand over the whistle, boy!
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If one more thing goes wrong today...
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You're free now! Free!
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Inflatable ducks unite!
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You!
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Git 'em! Git 'em!
381
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Hey, doofus, you'll never guess what happened.
382
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I just got fired.
383
00:20:05,690 --> 00:20:06,990
- What? Really?
- Yeah.
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I guess Poolcheck found out I was taking too many snacks.
385
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How many?
386
00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:13,700
Hey, wanna go break rules somewhere else?
387
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Of course!
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"Dear Mabel, I am home with my family,
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And I am very happy..."
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Our first kiss will always hold a place in my heart.
391
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Technically hearts...
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As a merman I have, like, 17 hearts.
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Horrifying but true!
394
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More bottles on the way!
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Stanford!
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Well, guess you've won. Put 'er there.
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Hey! What the--
398
00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:53,710
Unless perhaps I predicted your plan,
399
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:56,610
And coated the entire chair with glue last night!
400
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Enjoy your chair... forever.
401
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Kids, get the spatulas! Kids!
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