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Ladies and gentlemen,
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We now return to cash wheel...
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sponsored by chipackerz.
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The chip-flavored crackers!
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They taste just like chips!
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Congratulations! You're taking a...
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Cash shower!
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I like that guy's style.
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Mr. Pines! We got tourists at nine o'clock!
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A whole busload of 'em!
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Hot tamales! It's a jackpot!
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Soos, make some new attractions!
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You got it, boss.
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Wendy, mark up those prices! The higher, the better!
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Higher! Bleed 'em dry!
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Sheesh, grunkle Stan,
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It's like when you look at tourists
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All you see are wallets with legs.
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That's not true.
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Thanks for taking me to the mystery shack, daddy.
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Ha ha! Now, don't spend yourself all in one place.
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I'm feeling car sick.
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Clean-up on the front lawn!
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Ladies and gentletourists,
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Looking around my mystery shack,
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you'll see many wondrous roadside attractions.
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Be amazed at the only known photo
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of a horse riding another horse.
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That's--that's pretty good.
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Ooh! Wow!
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Be astounded by the horrible pre-teen wolf boy!
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Oh, look at him! All that hair!
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His body is changing! Aaah!
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Grunkle Stan, this is demeaning.
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What?! I don't know "Da meaning" of that word.
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If you throw money at him he dances.
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Ow! Hey!
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Ha ha ha! Ooh! Ha ha! Thank you!
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Behold! Mystery shack bumper stickers!
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You can stick 'em on your bumper or...
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Over your husband's mouth.
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Am I right, ladies?
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She knows what I'm talkin' about.
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You are bad. How much?
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Hey, it's on the house.
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That's the Mabel difference.
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- Thanks for visiting!
- What?!
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What the heck do you think you're doing?
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Business! Ching, ching, ching!
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Listen, kid, you don't make money by giving stuff away.
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- You're off of register duty!
- But--but--
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No "Buts" except yours out the door!
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Now shut your yap and get to work!
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Grunkle Stan, whatever happened to "Please" And "Thank you"?
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Hmm? Oh, wait.
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Here they are!
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"Please" Never made me any money, kid.
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In fact, just saying the word
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is giving me a burning sensation.
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Grunkle Stan, why do I have to wear this wolf costume?
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I think I'm getting hookworm.
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Ha ha! Yep, gluing dog hair to your body will do that.
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You have all these dumb fake exhibits in the shack.
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Meanwhile, I've seen
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actual amazing things in the forest every day.
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What if you hunted down a real attraction
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instead of lying to people for a living?
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And you should be nicer to your employees, too.
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Yeah!
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Look, you guys got a problem with how I run the shack,
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Take it up with the complaints department.
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Zing! Ha ha ha!
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I am going to write them such a letter!
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And don't stop till you've covered that sign with glitter!
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Glittery signs attract tourists! Also large birds.
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Ha ha! That's funny.
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Okay, is it just me, or is
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having grunkle Stan as a boss seriously the worst?
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I know, right? Why do we even put up with it?
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I tried to give him a suggestion to improve the shack once.
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I had this idea where I could be,
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like, the mystery shack mascot--
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"Questiony the question mark."
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I ask people questions,
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You know, do the question dance...
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That sounds amazing!
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- Oh, cool!
- Yeah, totally!
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Yeah, well, Stan said I couldn't handle it.
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He said what?!
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And remember, folks,
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We put the "Fun" In "No refunds"!
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Ha ha! Suckers.
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You!
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Grunkle Stan, you've gone too far this time!
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Did you seriously tell Soos not to follow his hopes and dreams
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because he "Couldn't handle it"?
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Look, kid, let me break it down for you.
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Being a boss is about commanding respect.
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If you give people everything they ask for,
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they'll walk all over ya.
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No way! I bet you'd make way more money being nice
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than being a big, grumpy grump to everyone all the time.
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Ha! You think you know more about business than I do?
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You think you could wear this hat?
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Yeah, because I give people respect.
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And glittery stickers.
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Ha! I'd make more money on
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vacation than you would running this place!
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Then why don't you go on vacation?
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Interesting. All right, I'm a wagering man.
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Three days. 72 hours.
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You run the shack, and I'll go on vacation.
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If you make more money than me,
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I guess it means you're right about the way I run my business.
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But if you lose,
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You gotta wear this "Loser" Shirt all summer. Ha ha!
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Fine! But if I win, I get
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to be the boss for the rest of the summer!
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Plus, you have to sing an
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apologizing song with lyrics by me, Mabel.
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Oh ho! You got yourself a deal, missy!
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No, you got yourself a deal!
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- Deal! Deal!
- Deal! Deal!
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Deal.
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See you in 72 hours! Ha ha!
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We'll see who makes more money.
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Mabel, did you just make a bet with a professional con man?
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Oh, come on. Being a better boss than Stan will be a cinch.
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Profits, here we come!
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- You broke the jar.
- We'll get a new one.
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I guess I shouldn't be too worried.
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I mean, how much money could Stan even make on vacation?
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Can I help you, sir?
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I'm here to take all the cash from your wheel.
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You wanted to see us, mr. Pines?
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Stan is no longer with us.
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He's dead?! No! It should have been me!
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Whoa, Soos. Stan's not dead.
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He's on vacation for three days.
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We made a bet.
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Thank you for that clarification.
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Mabel's in charge now!
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Are those shoulder pads?
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Uh-huh!
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It's just one of the many up-to-date managerial tricks
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I learned from this book I found propping up the kitchen table.
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Why does your mug say "NO.2"?
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Because the real NO.1 is you.
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- Yeah, I get it.
- Morale!
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Walk with me.
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With me as boss, you're gonna notice a few changes around here.
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My job is to help you be your best "Selves."
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Satisfied.
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Everyday.
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Loving life.
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Very much.
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Everyday.
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Satisfied.
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Great listening here so far!
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Waddles, hold my calls.
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All right, people, now rap with me.
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Wendy, how can I make your workspace more Wendy-friendly?
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Hmm. Well, Stan never lets me hang out with friends at work.
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Stan ain't here, sister! Door's open!
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Sweet!
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And Soos,I believe this is yours.
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Questiony the question mark?
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I wish this was an exclamation point to show how excited I am.
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As for you, Dipper...
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Die, wolf costume, die!
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I want you to head into those woods and don't come back
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until you've found an amazing attraction!
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Finally! Time to show Stan how a real mystery hunter does it!
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Dipper out!
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Okay, guys, it's time to prove that nice bosses finish first.
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In the next 48 hours, we're gonna fill up this jar
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with six hundred billion dollars!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Wait. Do you know how money works?
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Of course. Waddles, run down to the shop and grab me a latte.
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He's a hungry little guy.
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Ahh. This line is taking forever.
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Time to use my old man powers.
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Aaah! I'm having a heart attack!
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And the only cure is to be a contestant on--
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On cash wheel!
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Oh! Someone give me a part! I'm old.
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Should we escort him off the lot?
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That man is a self-centered attention hog
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with no regard for human decency.
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Get him on tv!
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Whoa, yeah, come on girl
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Shoulder pads
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Make that money
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Mabel's the boss now
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Walk in, girl
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Show them boys
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- Make that money...
- Time cards.
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Time cards.
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Time cards.
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Boss, boss, boss, boss, boss!
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It's beautiful!
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Wow, this is some freak show you got.
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Thank you! See you soon!
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Tell 'em Mabel sent you!
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Mabel, I captured something!
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This is gonna blow those tourists away!
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Marvelous work, valued employee.
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Oh! Who's that?
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Is it questiony the question mark?
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Ah, I'm starting to have second thoughts about this, Mabel.
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I keep forgetting my lines,
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and this costume is more, uh, revealing than I expected.
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Soos, don't give up.
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Anything is possible when you...
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"Imaginize it."
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But I don't know what that means.
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Shh!
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Shh...
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Believe in yourself.
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But--but I--
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Oh, so--so cold.
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How's my favorite wendy?
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Yeah. Okay, all right. No. Look out. Look out.
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Yeah! Keep it goin'!
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Oh, what's this?
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Billy!
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Your face! It's ruined!
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I'm so sorry. Please, have a refund.
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Wendy, you've got a lot of cleaning up to do.
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Please?
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Whoa. All this rule stuff
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is starting to make you sound like Stan.
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What?! No, I'm nothing like Stan!
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In fact, take the rest of the day off.
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- With full pay? - Of course.
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Mabel Pines, you are the best boss ever.
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I'm questiony the question mark! Aaah!
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Aaah! Oh, don't! It stings so bad!
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to...
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Cash wheel!
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Now let's meet those contestants.
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I'm Doug, from Fairfield, California.
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I'm Donna, from--
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I'm Stan! Stan Pines! Ha ha!
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Did we--did we already do me? Hello? I'm Stan!
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Heh heh. Okay.
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Well, it's gonna be a long night, folks.
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It's time to solve--
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It's, uh, time to solve that puzzle.
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- Carla.
- Yes, Rich?
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Are there any "S's"?
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Actually, it's not your turn yet--
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I'm ready to solve!
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No. The game hasn't started.
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Is it "Shut your yaps"?
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Well played.
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Cash shower, cash shower, cash shower...
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Cash shower!
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Yes! Da da doo.
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Mr. Pines. No, you don't need to take your clothes off--
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No--go to commercial. Go to commercial!
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Ladies and gentlemen--
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My name's honest Dipper, and, unlike my cheating uncle,
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I have something to show you that isn't a hoax.
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It nearly killed me getting him into that cage.
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Behold! Part gremlin, part goblin--
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The gremloblin!
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Well, that's fun.
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It's fake, honey. You can see the strings.
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What?! Those aren't strings! That's body hair!
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Ah, look at this, dear.
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The six-pack-o-lope.
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Ha ha! Wordplay!
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No! Everything else here is fake!
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This is a real paranormal beast.
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Hey! Fun fact about this little guy:
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You look into his eyes, you can see your worst nightmare.
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Amazing, right? I work for tips.
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Thanks again for visiting!
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Thanks for shopping with us.
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I'll get that!
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Here ya go.
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Sorry! Have refunds! That's the Mabel difference!
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Well, I just made two people go insane.
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- How about you?
- I'm so tired.
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I gave wendy the day off, so I had to do her job.
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Well, maybe you need to
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start being a little bit tougher around here.
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No way! That's what Stan would do!
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I just need to think positive, be friendly,
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and everything will work out fine.
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What? How did he get out of his locked cage?!
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Well...
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You gave him a break?!
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He's an employee! Sort of.
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We gotta round him up. Where's Soos?
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He was stressed out,
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so I told him to take a soothing nature walk.
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Hello? Civilization?
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Doggy?
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Ladies and gentlemen, Stan Pines is poised
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to become our grand champion!
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Anything to say to your fans out there?
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See you tomorrow night, Mabel!
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What do we do?!
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He's awarding himself stickers that he didn't even earn!
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Uh, got it. "When fighting a gremloblin, use water...
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"...only as a last resort,
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as water will make him much, much scarier."
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Aah! Who writes sentences like that?!
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Don't worry. He's gotta leave eventually.
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I'm the singin' salmon spendin' all day jammin'.
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I'm the singin' salmon spendin' all day jammin'.
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I'm the singin' salmon spendin' all day jammin'.
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Ohh! Why doesn't he just leave?
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- Our profits!
- Mabel, wait!
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Stop! Stop!
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Don't look into his evil eye!
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You'll see your worst nightmare!
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I wish we had an evil eye to show him!
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Oh, no! Aahh....
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Wait. Hey, monster!
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Take a look at this!
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Well, at least he didn't do that much damage.
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Oh, boy.
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Dipper, it's the third day.
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We've only got seven hours to earn back our profits
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Or I've gotta wear that "Loser" Shirt all summer!
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Hey, guys. Am I nuts,
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or does this place look different?
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Wendy! Soos! Am I glad to see you.
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We've got a lot of work to do, but if we hurry,
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We can still beat Stan!
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Uh, yeah. I got a little headache,
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So maybe I should, like, not work today.
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And I actually just met this pack of wolves,
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And I think they're gonna, like,
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raise me as one of their own?
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So I should really be at the den right now.
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But--but--
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But, hey, we'll see you on monday.
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Uh, is anyone gonna eat these?
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Enough!!!
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I have had it!
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I fought a monster to save this business,
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And this is how you repay me?!
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I'm gonna get an ulcer from your lollygagging!
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- Lollygagging?
- Ulcer?
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You're acting... different.
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You shut your yaps!
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I've been doing everyone's jobs
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while you've both been bleeding me dry!
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- But--
- No "Buts" except yours on the floor, cleaning!
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- Now quit loafing and get to work!
- Yes, Mabel.
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That's "Yes, boss."
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Dipper! What have I become?
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What you had to, Mabel... what you had to.
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We've got seven hours to turn this around!
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Let's go, people!
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You landed on "Cash flood"!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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I'm givin' none of this to charity!
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And now you can go home a thousandaire...
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Or you could risk everything to double your money
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with the bonus word!
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Rich, I'm a simple man.
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So I'm gonna take my winnings, pack my bags, and...
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Bet them all on the bonus word!
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Come on!
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Time is money, hardhats!
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You got complaints, file 'em with the complaint department!
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Ohh! My back!
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Dipper! We got tourists at nine o'clock!
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What do I show them? Real magic just freaks people out.
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Figure something out, knucklehead!
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Ladies and gentletourists,
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This shack is filled with
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wonders never before seen by human eyes!
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The horrible giant question baby!
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Am I a man? Am I a baby?
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These are legitimate questions.
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Have your picture taken with it for a buck.
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Uh, ten bucks. A hundred bucks!
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We put the fun in "No refunds."
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- How'd we do?
- We filled the whole jar!
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Minus the money to replace all the furniture
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And supplies to fix the shack, that leaves us..
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One dollar.
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- Tick-tock! Time's up, kids!
- Oh, no!
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Nice to see you learned how to dress while I was gone.
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How much did you beat us by?
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I won $300,000!
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And then...
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For a chance to double your cash or lose it all,
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What is a six-letter word you use to ask for something politely?
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For example, "May I blank have that?"
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Do I look like an idiot, folks?
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The word is "gimmee." twe E's.
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Oooh! You know, because you've gone this far,
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We're gonna give you one more chance.
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Let's try again. It's a "P" Word.
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Some might even say it's the "Magic word."
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Abracadabra! Final answer!
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I'm sorry, Stan, but the word is...
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"Please."
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Apparently that word can make you money.
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So, wait. If you lost everything,
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Then that means-- Mabel! You won!
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Whoo! We did it!
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Wait. What do we win again?
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Well, according to our bet,
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I guess Mabel's the new boss?
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- No! No! Don't do that!
- Huh? What?
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Grunkle Stan, I had no idea how hard it was being boss.
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This place was cuckoo bananas
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until I started barking orders at people like you.
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Yeah, well, I got to admit,
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It's kind of nice to be back, ya know?
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Okay, okay, that's enough, get offa me!
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And Soos, Wendy...
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Get to work!
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Ahem. Please. Uhh! Still hurts.
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Mabel, didn't your agreement say something about
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Stan having to do some kind of apology dance if he lost?
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N-no. No, it didn't.
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Actually, yeah, I think I have it in my notes here.
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No! That never happened!
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Ha ha! I'll get the camera!
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00:21:03,210 --> 00:21:04,450
All right, let me just--
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Grunkle Stan!
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Uhh. Look, I'm not gonna--
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Do it!
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I'm Stan, and I was wrong
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I'm singing "The Stan wrong song"
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I shouldn't have taken that chance
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Now here's my remorseful dance
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Do the kicks!
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Jazzier!
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Hey, gimme that!
441
00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:32,330
Ow! My back!
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00:21:32,490 --> 00:21:33,450
What do you think?
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Take thirty!
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