All language subtitles for poker.face.2023.s02e0y

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-See?

Isn't that so much better?
Now you see the difference?

Twenty-four frames per second is the
ideal frame rate to please the human eye.

See, this is exactly
how Edgar Wright

wants you to view his film.

Now in fact, uh, we have
the new 4K Blu-ray for sale

right here in SuperSave's very
own physical media section.

Oh, wow. Uh, Kendall, thanks.

If I was in the market for
a TV or even liked movies,

you're obviously
the guy to talk to.

Uh, but I really still
need that blender.

That was the only
thing I asked about.

Uh, could we head over
to kitchen appliances?

Of course. Right this way.

Kendall Hines,

please report to the
manager's office.

-Kendall Hines...
-Uh, hey, Ariel,

can you show this guy
where the blenders

or the toasters or whatever are?

♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas
and a happy new year ♪

♪ Please bring us
some figgy pudding ♪

Oh, no.

Shut the fuck up, man.

Should've had this
thing up a week ago.

We need to talk, huh?

About what, birthday boy?

Your funky-ass onion breath?

Is that why you got
toothpaste on your desk?

Oh, I hope that's toothpaste.

No, fucker. I read
your heist script.

Oh, shit. What'd you think?

Well, first off, I think if
it's this easy to rob a safe,

then I need to upgrade
our store security system.

-About the script?
-Alright, fine.

I loved it, man.

I did. Like, from page
one, like, I felt like,

like I knew these people.

And then, I loved all the
little nods to the classics

like "Heat" and, uh, "Inside
Man" and "Oceans 11."

Yeah!

And then at the end
when the thieves,

they all turned on one
another, bro, like,

I was on the edge of my seat.

-Thank you.
-You-you-you crushed it.

Yeah. For real?

Yeah, for real, man,
just like you crushed

the 10 other scripts that
I read before this one.

So, when you gonna get out
to Hollywood where you belong

and put your talent to use, huh?

Ma-maybe if I just
wrote one more,

just lights-out script.

You know what I
mean? Just like,

I don't know,
maybe, maybe like a,

a romantic comedy, you know?

Yeah, uh.

That's it, man,
um, you're fired.

What?

Look, SuperSave
is cutting stores,

and, uh, this one could be
next on the chopping block

unless I can find a way
to cut shoplifting losses,

and, I mean, you've
seen how it is.

These fuckers are
just loading up carts

with TVs and walking out.

It's gotten bad.

So the next few weeks,
I'm hiring security

to watch electronics and I'm
letting a few key personnel go.

But why me?

Hmm? And why are you
firing me on your birthday?

Well, at least I'm not
firing you on your birthday.

I mean... that would
be worse if I...

I need this job, man.

I got, I got bills to
pay. I got to feed myself.

Okay, well, lucky for you,
there's plenty of jobs in LA.

Go Uber or wait tables while
you chase your dreams, man.

You're, you're
wasting yourself here.

You know something, Bill?

You're an asshole.

Man, you're a fucking asshole.

You wanna fire me? Then
just fire me. Alright?

Don't act like you're doing
me a favor when you do it.

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ Oh, jingle bells
jingle bells ♪

♪ Jingle all the way ♪

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ♪

The alarm's disconnected on
the emergency door in the back.

I ain't cutting you in.

I don't give a shit. Alright?

I just got... fired.

Oh, man, I'm, I'm real
sorry to hear about that.

Hey, why don't you let me
drop these off with my guy.

You can meet me
over at Ding-A-Ling,

I'll buy you a couple mojitos,
you know, as a thank you.

It's not even the
job I'm mad about.

I mean, fuck SuperSave
and everybody over there.

Except my friend betrayed me.

You know, it's the
principle of the thing.

Yeah, man. Principals,
teachers, all that shit.

I hear you. Super important.

Yeah, Bill says I should go
to Hollywood, make movies,

you know, like it's that simple.

Yeah, like you just
roll into Beverly Hills

in your Honda Accord and
they toss you an Arri Alexa

and a financially viable talent
package in your front seat.

No, it takes money, you
know, it takes connections.

All I've got are my scripts.

Wait, you mean, like
for movies and shit?

Mostly crime movies.

Funny enough,

my latest script is about a guy

who gets fired from a SuperSave.

But the twist is that he returns
using his knowledge of heist movies

to rob the store's
safe for his revenge,

and he gets a puppy.

And a hot girlfriend.

Well, how much
cash the dude get?

Two hundred thousand.

There's that much money
in big box stores?

I mean, after Black
Friday weekend, there is.

All you have to do is just,
like, get in there and take it.

The whole thing's all based
on the actual SuperSave

I work at, or used to work at.

I mean, point being, the
heist itself is foolproof.

We should do this.

Me and you.

You wanna finance my
independent movie?

What the fuck are
you talking about?

Do I look like I'm stupid? No.

I'm saying we should
do the big box job,

but for real.

You mean rob the store?

Quick lick at the
SuperSave, huh?

Two hundred K, we split
everything right down the middle.

The name's Juice, by the way.

Kendall.

Yo, Kendall.

I don't know what this is,
but this shit is crazy.

You've never seen "Heat"?

It's incredible.

The action is the juice.

Right?

Listen, if your script is
anything like this movie,

well, then we got to get
you to Hollywood, man.

What's the title of your movie?

"One Last Job."

That's hard. Pause.

We got to rob the store.

Ah, man. I'm not a criminal.

I've-I've never even
gotten a traffic ticket.

All I know is movies.

Well, you're gonna need money
if you move to LA, right?

And plus, you said you
wanna get back at your boy.

So, that's like two birds.

I mean, you got all the
details worked out, right?

No, I just don't want
anybody to get hurt.

Who's gonna get hurt?

Okay, look, i-i-it's
gonna be me and you.

We're gonna go into the store at
night, we're gonna get the cash,

and then we're gonna
go our separate ways.

And then, one day,
I'm gonna be walking

into a movie theater
and you know whose name

I'm gonna see up there
on that big screen?

Yours, my friend.

So what do you say?

Me and you.

First, we're gonna need
a map of the store.

My man.

A cunning disguise.

Two duffle bags.

Bolt cutters.

An instant film camera.

Gooseneck clip.

And a UV flashlight.

We also need the safe room key.

We only need to
copy the one key...

so we'll make sure he
gets them back quickly.

Cleaning staff wraps
up at 6:30 a.m.

The armored truck
arrives for cash pickup

Monday at 7:00 a.m.,

so we have less than 30 minutes.

Once inside, we cut the
power at the breaker,

security cameras go down,
and we can move freely.

The camera in the safe room
runs on a separate system.

It has its own power
source that kicks in

45 seconds after
primary power goes out.

We are gonna use a Polaroid
photo to bypass it.

I can't believe we're
actually doing this.

Yeah, man, we are. So,
get your ass going.

Okay. Okay.

You ever see "Gone
in 60 Seconds"?

Don't flex. You
know I haven't.

Well, ever since we were kids,

Bill's been obsessed with sour
cream and onion and potato chips.

-Uh-huh.
-And you know what glows in a black light?

-Semen.
-What?

Canola oil.

Zero, one, three, four.

Uh-uh. Zero, three, one, four.

Come on, player,
we got to move.

Four, three, one, zero.

Come on, we got 15
minutes. Move it.

Well, one of these
combos is gonna work.

-Did you hear that?
-Yeah.

Alright, you get them bills.
And I'll go check it out.

Three, one, four, zero.

Alright, one, zero, four, three.

Four, three, one,
zero. Come on, come on.

Yes.

Holy shit.

That's a lot more
than 200 grand.

Yo, Juice.

We clear?

Well, what he doesn't
know won't hurt him.

Yoo-hoo?

Ah, Juice. My man?

I, uh, I just thought
I heard a noise.

What juice?

Okay, buster,

uh, don't move and
you won't get hurt.

Kendall, what the...

What you wearing a mask for?

What the fuck are
you doing here?

Oh, shit. Okay.

Uh, look, I know this looks
really bad, but I can explain.

Listen, I already did 20
years in jail for a witness.

I ain't going down
that road again.

Look, we got, uh, nine minutes

until that armored
car gets here.

That's-that's-that's Bill.
That's-that's-that's my friend.

You killed my friend.

Okay, so, I'll take care
of the body and, uh,

here, you clean up the mess.

Let's go. Move.

Alright, let's go.

Come on, man.

Hey, man, 30 seconds.
We got to go.

I said I'm on it.

Hey, this is perfect.

They're gonna think that
homeboy got off with the cash.

Yeah, it's perfect.

What are you, like
a rom-com gal?

Okay.

Oh, cool. See you studying.

You know, I had a brief stint
in the education sector,

but, uh, well, it just
wasn't really my bag, so.

Yeah, heh.

You're up, delivery girl.

Oh, cool.

SuperSave on Fourth and M.

Uh, hey, it's, uh,
Charlie, actually.

Okay.

Alright. Okay,
you're studying.

Alright, leaving.

Huh. Fun. You're fun.

Okay. Bye, Jenny.

Headed out.

Uh, hey?

-Hello, food.
-Oh.

-Hi.
-Hey.

-Hey.
-Food delivery.

Sorry, uh...

-Hello, uh...
-Hi. S-sorry to keep you...

Tandoor delivery. For you.

-So... there you go.
-Oh.

Okay. Thank you, uh, Tandoor.

Ah, oh, uh, my name's
Charlie, actually,

I just, uh... It's a...

-Uh...
-Oh.

You were trying to make a joke.

Yeah, uh, well, uh, I
was trying at least.

Also, ouch.

Okay, um... bye.

Auf wiedersehen.

Eh.

-Okay.
-Okay.

Alright. And see you.

♪ Kiss me, out of
the bearded barley ♪

♪ You'll wear those shoes ♪

♪ And I will wear
that dress, oh, oh ♪

Tandoor.

♪ Kiss me ♪

♪ Beneath the milky twilight ♪

♪ Lead me ♪

-♪ Out on the moonlit floor ♪
-Tandoor.

♪ Lift your open hand ♪

♪ Strike up the band ♪

♪ And make the fireflies dance ♪

♪ Silver moon's sparkling ♪

SuperSave on Fourth
and M, again.

Hm, well, seems like
somebody really likes naan.

He asked if you were
working tonight.

So, is he cute?

I bet he is. He has
a sexy phone voice.

Oh, I threw in free samosas.
Hot guys love samosas.

Who even are you right now?

Like, seriously,
what is happening?

Wait, but don't you realize?

Ordering from the same
restaurant night after night,

just to get to know
the delivery girl,

classic rom-com move.

SuperSave stud is trying
to rizz you up, Charlie.

This is your love story.

Let's not get carried
away, Jenny. Okay?

-Hi.
-Hey.

-Hi, again.
-Hey.

So, uh, dinner's served.

-Thank you.
-Yeah, sure.

And, uh, samosas on the house.

Oh.

Okay, uh, well, then I proudly
accept this fried offering

to commemorate the
day of my birth.

-It's your birthday?
-Uh, it's tomorrow, actually.

I'm sorry. I'm, I'm
Bill, by the way.

I am Charlie.

Hey, um...

uh...

do you think?

Dinner.

Yes, now I'm meeting
him tonight at big box.

I don't know what to
wear. Who am I becoming?

I mean, I don't know.
I kinda like it.

This is the first date
now. Make or break time.

What is this?

This is a little list I've
been putting together.

The birthday gift needs
to make Bill feel like

you just get him intuitively
but if it's too bespoke,

you'll come off as
a psycho stalker.

On the other hand,
if it's too generic,

then he'll think that
you're not that interested,

or worse, basic.

And, uh, if the date's
going really well,

make sure that you forget
something at Bill's place.

Ah, like what? My chastity?

No, something valuable,
like, um, your sunglasses.

And that way, you have
a reason to go back

and see him again.

Huh? Well, very clever.

Yeah. It's called
the leave behind.

-It's a trope, but it works.
-Okay.

Ooh, does Bill have any
friends that you know about?

Maybe like a quirky but
non-threatening coworker?

Uh. Hi, psst, hi.

Hey, uh, do you
happen to know Bill,

the-the-the-the manager?

I do indeed. Uh,
why do you ask?

Actually, he asked
me on a little date.

So it's our, uh,
it's our first date.

It's like a dinner. It
happens to be his birthday,

and, yeah, I guess I was
hoping that maybe you could,

I don't know, uh, steer
me in the right direction,

you know, like gifting wise.

Okay, I see. I see.

Well, you know, Bill is my boy,

and he did just get out
of a pretty bad breakup.

So, you know, before I
go and give you advice

on some romantic gift...

should really find out if
you, uh, are actually worthy.

Uh, okay.

Which "Mission
Impossible" is the best?

-Seriously?
-This is your mission,

should you choose to accept it.

This offer will
self-destruct in 10 seconds.

It's also my lunch break.

Okay. Uh, wow.

Okay, so, uh, I don't know,
I guess, uh, Tom Cruise,

he, uh, uh...

-Okay, uh...
-Time's up.

Alright, uh, "Mission
Impossible," uh, one.

Alright, alright,
alright. Okay.

Has Bill told you about Betty?

Like I said, it's a first
date, so it's pretty casual.

We're not really doing,
uh, big talks about exes.

Oh, no, no, uh, uh,
Betty's his new motorcycle.

-Ah.
-Yeah, it's his baby.

So if you get him something
chopper related, he'll love it.

Okay. Oh, thank you. Okay.

Betty. Chopper.
I was never here.

Excuse me. I-I'm
in a big hurry.

Could you help me
choose a blender?

Yes. Yes.

But first, let me
show you something.

-You carry your own remote?
-Yeah, of course.

Now follow me right here.
You're gonna love this.

Now you see this right here?

Wow.

Oh.

Hi.

Hi.

So, uh, in honor of your birth.

What?

Okay, a gift. You
didn't have to do that.

Open it. Open, open.

Okay. Alright.

Is this a guardian bell?

Yeah, I did some, uh,

incredibly limited
research in there.

Well, they told me that if
you hang this on your chopper,

and, uh, I guess
the ring-a-ling,

it, uh, wards off
these evil spirits

if you're on the
open road, so...

Yeah, that's exactly right.

Yeah? Thank God.

Damn, that's cool.

-Wow.
-Yo, I love this.

Cool. You really mean that?

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, why would I...
Why would I lie?

Exactly.

Please, allow me to lead you

to the finest
dinner spot in town.

-Okay.
-Okay?

-Okay.
-Alright.

Just in here.

In there?

-Yeah.
-Okay.

Oh, wow.

It's not too much, is it?

Ah, no, no.

I was, uh...

I was kinda going
for sweetly romantic,

but now I'm worried I might
have tipped all the way over

into cornball cheese.

No, no, no, it's, uh...

I genuinely think it's, uh...

squarely in the sweetly
romantic sweet spot.

-Okay, good.
-Yes, I, uh, I like it.

Glad you like it. Um, good.

Uh, oh, uh, do you happen

to have a ladies room
that I could, uh...

Yeah, of course. It's just,
uh, straight back to the left.

Alright. Uh, this
is really nice.

-I'm excited. Okay, thanks.
-Okay, well,

-I'm glad you like it.
-Okay.

Don't get lost.

Alright.

The ol' classic leave behind.

Oh, boy, are you sure,
uh, old man SuperSave

won't be upset that
we're here after hours?

Oh, no, no, no.
I run the place.

Besides, these cameras
aren't even recording.

Old boss, he taught
me a looping trick,

and it's kinda come
in clutch lately.

-I see.
-The truth is,

I just, uh, I got out

of a pretty serious
relationship recently.

-Okay.
-So yeah, I've just been living

out of my office for,
like, the past month or so,

just until I can
find a new place.

Yeah, but if the cameras
aren't working, uh,

aren't you worried there
could be a break-in?

Oh, no, no, I push
this thing once

and a assault squad of cops
shows up in, like, five minutes.

Ah, police state, reassuring.

-Crazy, right?
-Yes. Yeah.

-Yeah, it's pretty cool.
-Okay.

I'm still geeking out
over this guardian bell.

It's like, it's just
really, really thoughtful.

Well, you should thank
your, uh, movie nerd buddy.

Yeah, he's the one that
alerted me to your whole, uh,

chopper fixation.

-Oh, Kendall, huh?
-Yeah.

Yeah, we've been pretty
tight since, like,

fourth grade, ever since
we got into a fist fight

about whether or not "Die
Hard" is a Christmas movie.

It is obviously a
Christmas movie, so...

It's definitely a
Christmas movie, but he,

-he would claim...
-Yeah.

...that a true Christmas
movie must feature Santa.

Right, well, you got Bruce
Willis in the hat, so it's...

Yes, but Kendall would
say it doesn't even count

because that's not
the real Santa.

Oh, I'm sorry.
Like, a real Santa?

Real Santa?

No, you, you preachin'
to the choir right here,

'cause I... it's been
going on forever.

I mean, anyway, we-we kept at it

for, like, the next 20 years.

Mm.

Twenty years.

Actually had to
let him go today.

Wait, you fired him?

Yeah.

Geez. What was that like?

Uh, not great, but maybe
this'll light a fire

under his ass, you know?

I, uh, I just read his
latest movie script.

It's so good. It's
like his best one yet.

It's like a, a love
letter to all of the cool,

old heist movies that we
ever grew up watching.

-Mm.
-Kendall belongs in Hollywood.

He's just too scared to
actually go for it, you know?

But maybe this, maybe
this'll be the push he needs

to finally give it a try.

Here's to tough love.

Tough love.

What about you?

Where do you belong?

-Right here.
-SuperSave?

Look, I know this,
this might sound corny,

but I like to think of
SuperSave as being this, uh,

this modern-day town square.

Mm.

'Cause people wanna
gather. Right?

-People want rituals.
-Mm.

-Human connections.
-Mm.

It's just...

-Basic needs?
-It's just basic needs.

Oh, I see. It's like
a human connection.

That's all it is.

Just...

Right?

Uh, I'm so sorry.

There's, like, a...

There's a creepy guy
standing over there.

-He's, uh, checking me out.
-What?

Giving me the hairy eyeball.

You see it too?

Is he trying to
join this party...

I'm sorry, I sorry.

Can you, uh, get me
out of there, 'cause...

-I am gonna get you out of here.
-I just don't like the way...

You don't like
people staring? Mm?

-No, I don't.
-No?

I've been thinking about,
like, maybe settling down,

getting one of these, uh,
normal lives I've heard about.

-Oh, yeah?
-Just that, when I picture it

in my head, I can't really, uh,

see it, you know?

And maybe, uh,
I'll be honest, I,

I'm beginning to
suspect that, like,

maybe my normal is just
a little bit weird.

Oh, no, I think
maybe you should...

maybe you should stick
around here for a while.

-Mm.
-Maybe...

our normal might be
weird enough for you?

Hmm.

Well, maybe it is.

Yeah? I'd like that.

Okay. Maybe.

"It's a Wonderful Life."

Yeah, I'd agree, on a night
like tonight, it certainly is.

No, "It's a Wonderful Life,"

it's indisputably
a Christmas movie.

-Oh.
-Nary a Santa in sight.

-Come on.
-You got to take that up with Kendall.

-Yes. Yes, sir.
-Please.

Yes, I will.

No, it's a...

this is a wonderful
night, thank you.

Oh, crap.

-What?
-We open in, uh, a few hours.

-Ah, wow.
-Black Friday's coming up.

So... busiest
time of the year.

Oh, right. Ah.

I'd love to see you again.

Oh, really?

Yes, really.

Can I call you?

Yeah. Tandoor.

-That's where you'll be?
-Got the number? Yeah.

-I do.
-Alright.

From the first moment I met you,

your arrogance and conceit,
your selfish disdain

for the feelings of
others, made me realize

that you were the
last man in the world

I could ever be
prevailed upon to marry.

He said he would call on Monday.

-I don't know.
-It's Monday.

-Well, maybe he's busy.
-Why hasn't he called?

Oh, it's Cyber Monday, I'm told,

so maybe this is when he
does his discounted shopping

-and, uh...
-I know what's happening.

This is the part of the
story where there's a mix-up

and it seems like they
won't end up together,

but ultimately it is
revealed to be the test

through which true love
will finally prevail.

Tandoor. Uh-huh.
What's the address?

SuperSave on Fourth and M.

Whoo, baby!

What would you like?

Hey.

Hey, what's happening?

-Lunch. Thank you.
-Informative.

A representative from
SuperSave told Channel 2

that nearly $400,000 was stolen.

The leading suspect, store
manager Bill Jackson.

I-I-I'm so sorry.
Uh, what did you say?

Cut.

Hey.

Mind if I join you?

I was supposed to
meet Bill here today.

He's an acquaintance
of mine, uh,

and they're saying that
he, uh, split town?

I'm not on the clock, you know?

Yeah, sorry about
that. It's, uh...

Bill's probably halfway
to Cancun by now.

Really? I, I... That
doesn't sound like him.

I mean, not at all.

Bill loves this place. Yeah.

Why would he rob it?

Because... money?

That's 50-50, just like we said.

That's an extra 500.

I got a thousand for the bike,
for selling it to the chop shop.

-Thanks.
-Oh, man,

I'm... Shit. I'm
sorry about your boy.

Better him than either
one of us, right?

I-I got to know something.

You-you-you took
care of the body?

Yeah, I told you.

How'd-how'd you do it?

Did you burn him
in an incinerator?

Did, did you dissolve
his body in acid,

"Breaking Bad" style?
I-I-I got to know.

No, no, it was
nothing like that.

I switched his body
with a mannequin.

Yeah, I put the Santa
suit on him, man.

You what?

Yeah, like "Weekend
at Bernie's."

Now that shit, that is
a motherfuckin' movie.

The cops are gonna find him.

Yeah, no shit, eventually.

But we'll both be
long gone by then.

Besides, it's not like
either one of us has

a reason to ever go back there.

Oh, hey, Kendall, hey.

Have you heard from Bill?

Uh, no, no.

Are you, uh, are
you looking for him?

Yeah, well, gosh, I, I...

The cop said that
he robbed the store

and then he, uh, took
off with the money.

But I mean, Bill, I mean,
he wouldn't rob this place.

-You know that, right?
-Well, look,

you know, Bill just
kicked me to the curb.

I mean, that shit
still stings, so...

No, Bill did not
kick you to the curb.

All he did is he just
gave you a little, uh,

push out of the nest.

Yeah, I think, I think
we're saying the same thing.

Yeah, Bill, man,
he's like your,

your biggest fan, you know.

You should hear him
talk about your script.

He really, really
believes in you.

Yeah, it's like the only
reason he even fired you.

It was just tough
love, man, yeah.

He wanted to make sure that, uh,

you know, you gave
yourself a shot.

Oh, hey, um, Bill did fire you.

So, what are you
even doing here?

Oh, I, uh, I left
something in my locker.

I'm just gonna clear
everything out.

Alright, see ya. Yeah, okay.

Gosh.

Creepy Santa? Is that you?

I'm sorry. Where the
heck are your clothes?

Can't be in here, bub.
Active crime scene.

Oh, uh, my bad.

I-I was just trying to get
something out of my locker.

Let's go.

Okay.

Oh, my God!

Kendall, what the
hell's going on?

What's everyone screaming about?

Uh, I have no idea.

-Is that a real person?
-Oh, shit.

Did the deceased
mention any plans

to rob the store?

No, the deceased did
not mention any plan

to rob the store, okay?

Bill loved this place. So...

I mean, you guys really
still think that he did this?

Our working theory is that
Bill and an unknown accomplice

pulled off the heist together.

Then, you know,
whoa, differences.

Then the accomplice killed Bill,

took off with the whole amount.

We know that Mr. Jackson
was staying here overnight.

He was the only one with
the safe combination,

and we have proof that
he was manipulating

the security cameras.

No, no, Bill was
only staying here

'cause he'd recently
had a breakup, okay?

So...

-Wait. Can I?
-What?

Okay, uh, is that a Polaroid
in front of the camera?

Yeah. Like we told you,
he was manipulating them.

Okay, I-I-I'm
sorry, but that's...

that is not how Bill did it.

Look, his previous
manager had taught him

how to loop the footage, right?

So, why would Bill suddenly use

some, uh, janky ass,

and frankly, weirdly
expensive Polaroid.

Maybe he was just a
"Mission Impossible" fan.

Wanted to pay tribute.

This, uh, Polaroid gag,

that's from "Mission
Impossible III," right?

Best film in the entire series.

Oh, finally.

I had this paused for over an
hour waiting for you to come home.

I especially wanted
you to see this part.

Have a seat.

The leading suspect,

store manager Bill Jackson.

A representative from
SuperSave told Channel 2

that nearly $400,000 was stolen.

Nearly 400,000...

Nearly 400,000...

Nearly $400,000 was stolen.

400,000?

That's funny, because...

when I counted it, it was
a little less than three.

But I never actually saw
what was in the safe, did I?

I trusted you, and you
fuckin' lied to me.

Give me that.

Where's the rest?

Where's the fucking money?

In my locker in,
in the break room.

-What's the combo?
-Come on, bro.

Four, six, one, three.

Shit ain't like it is
in the movies, is it?

SuperSaver piece of shit.

Ah, fuck! Ow.

Whoa. Oh, oh, hey!

Ah, please, no.

Oh, shit.

The premises are clear,

and we're leaving the scene.

Understood, 27.

We're clear and
walking the perimeter.

Clearing the scene now,
returning to patrol.

You left something
in your locker, huh?

One, two, three, four. Hmm.

Shit, shit, shit, shit.

Huh? What, indeed?

Uh, giant skyscraper, uh,
Superman power arms, yeah.

Uh, classic original,
and, I don't know,

Philip Seymour Hoffman bad guy.

Oh, yes.

Man. Questionable order,
but I'll allow it.

Oh, fuck you. You son
of a bitch, come on.

Man, Bill believed in you,
like he really believed in you.

And then what do you
do? Y-y-you-you rob him.

You kill him. You put
his body on display.

You should be
ashamed of yourself.

Believe me, I am.

But I did not kill Bill.

No, you-you didn't,
that's right.

But I will kill you...

...if you make me.

So drop the bag.

Put your hands up

and back away.

Okay, man, alright.

Just, if you didn't
kill him, who did?

Look, none of that
matters. Alright?

So what now? You just...

you split town, you
steal that cash,

and you pin this
robbery on Bill?

And then what? Everyone
who cares about him

just thinks that he
was lying all along?

No one was supposed to
get hurt on this, alright?

Just, come on, let's
just go. Come on.

Okay, so let me guess. So you planned
it all down to the last detail,

you team up with some motherfucker
you think you can trust.

Night of the robbery, everything's
going exactly according to plan.

Suddenly, this guy turns
out to be a loose cannon

and then, boom,
everything goes to shit.

Then, you two turn on each
other 'cause of the cash.

-Is that about right?
-Wait, hold on a minute.

How do you know all that?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe
just 'cause it's the plot

of every fuckin'
heist movie ever made.

Well, this is the part
where I take the cash

and drive off into the sunset.

Oh, I see. Really?

Mm, I'm not sure about that.

Don't push that.

Well, I-I actually, I
pushed it three minutes ago,

'cause this isn't some
dumb, fucking action movie.

Oh, shit.

You were saying?

-Kendall!
-God, I stand corrected.

Where's my money?

The chick's got it.

What?

You fucking coward!

Kendall, where's my money?

Kendall.

Kendall!

Hey.

Game over, psycho.

Fuck!

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hands above your head!