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-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. -See?

Isn't that so much better? Now you see the difference?

Twenty-four frames per second is the ideal frame rate to please the human eye.

See, this is exactly how Edgar Wright

wants you to view his film.

Now in fact, uh, we have the new 4K Blu-ray for sale

right here in SuperSave's very own physical media section.

Oh, wow. Uh, Kendall, thanks.

If I was in the market for a TV or even liked movies,

you're obviously the guy to talk to.

Uh, but I really still need that blender.

That was the only thing I asked about.

Uh, could we head over to kitchen appliances?

Of course. Right this way.

Kendall Hines,

please report to the manager's office.

-Kendall Hines... -Uh, hey, Ariel,

can you show this guy where the blenders

or the toasters or whatever are?

♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year ♪

♪ Please bring us some figgy pudding ♪

Oh, no.

Shut the fuck up, man.

Should've had this thing up a week ago.

We need to talk, huh?

About what, birthday boy?

Your funky-ass onion breath?

Is that why you got toothpaste on your desk?

Oh, I hope that's toothpaste.

No, fucker. I read your heist script.

Oh, shit. What'd you think?

Well, first off, I think if it's this easy to rob a safe,

then I need to upgrade our store security system.

-About the script? -Alright, fine.

I loved it, man.

I did. Like, from page one, like, I felt like,

like I knew these people.

And then, I loved all the little nods to the classics

like "Heat" and, uh, "Inside Man" and "Oceans 11."

Yeah!

And then at the end when the thieves,

they all turned on one another, bro, like,

I was on the edge of my seat.

-Thank you. -You-you-you crushed it.

Yeah. For real?

Yeah, for real, man, just like you crushed

the 10 other scripts that I read before this one.

So, when you gonna get out to Hollywood where you belong

and put your talent to use, huh?

Ma-maybe if I just wrote one more,

just lights-out script.

You know what I mean? Just like,

I don't know, maybe, maybe like a,

a romantic comedy, you know?

Yeah, uh.

That's it, man, um, you're fired.

What?

Look, SuperSave is cutting stores,

and, uh, this one could be next on the chopping block

unless I can find a way to cut shoplifting losses,

and, I mean, you've seen how it is.

These fuckers are just loading up carts

with TVs and walking out.

It's gotten bad.

So the next few weeks, I'm hiring security

to watch electronics and I'm letting a few key personnel go.

But why me?

Hmm? And why are you firing me on your birthday?

Well, at least I'm not firing you on your birthday.

I mean... that would be worse if I...

I need this job, man.

I got, I got bills to pay. I got to feed myself.

Okay, well, lucky for you, there's plenty of jobs in LA.

Go Uber or wait tables while you chase your dreams, man.

You're, you're wasting yourself here.

You know something, Bill?

You're an asshole.

Man, you're a fucking asshole.

You wanna fire me? Then just fire me. Alright?

Don't act like you're doing me a favor when you do it.

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪

♪ Oh, jingle bells jingle bells ♪

♪ Jingle all the way ♪

♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪

The alarm's disconnected on the emergency door in the back.

I ain't cutting you in.

I don't give a shit. Alright?

I just got... fired.

Oh, man, I'm, I'm real sorry to hear about that.

Hey, why don't you let me drop these off with my guy.

You can meet me over at Ding-A-Ling,

I'll buy you a couple mojitos, you know, as a thank you.

It's not even the job I'm mad about.

I mean, fuck SuperSave and everybody over there.

Except my friend betrayed me.

You know, it's the principle of the thing.

Yeah, man. Principals, teachers, all that shit.

I hear you. Super important.

Yeah, Bill says I should go to Hollywood, make movies,

you know, like it's that simple.

Yeah, like you just roll into Beverly Hills

in your Honda Accord and they toss you an Arri Alexa

and a financially viable talent package in your front seat.

No, it takes money, you know, it takes connections.

All I've got are my scripts.

Wait, you mean, like for movies and shit?

Mostly crime movies.

Funny enough,

my latest script is about a guy

who gets fired from a SuperSave.

But the twist is that he returns using his knowledge of heist movies

to rob the store's safe for his revenge,

and he gets a puppy.

And a hot girlfriend.

Well, how much cash the dude get?

Two hundred thousand.

There's that much money in big box stores?

I mean, after Black Friday weekend, there is.

All you have to do is just, like, get in there and take it.

The whole thing's all based on the actual SuperSave

I work at, or used to work at.

I mean, point being, the heist itself is foolproof.

We should do this.

Me and you.

You wanna finance my independent movie?

What the fuck are you talking about?

Do I look like I'm stupid? No.

I'm saying we should do the big box job,

but for real.

You mean rob the store?

Quick lick at the SuperSave, huh?

Two hundred K, we split everything right down the middle.

The name's Juice, by the way.

Kendall.

Yo, Kendall.

I don't know what this is, but this shit is crazy.

You've never seen "Heat"?

It's incredible.

The action is the juice.

Right?

Listen, if your script is anything like this movie,

well, then we got to get you to Hollywood, man.

What's the title of your movie?

"One Last Job."

That's hard. Pause.

We got to rob the store.

Ah, man. I'm not a criminal.

I've-I've never even gotten a traffic ticket.

All I know is movies.

Well, you're gonna need money if you move to LA, right?

And plus, you said you wanna get back at your boy.

So, that's like two birds.

I mean, you got all the details worked out, right?

No, I just don't want anybody to get hurt.

Who's gonna get hurt?

Okay, look, i-i-it's gonna be me and you.

We're gonna go into the store at night, we're gonna get the cash,

and then we're gonna go our separate ways.

And then, one day, I'm gonna be walking

into a movie theater and you know whose name

I'm gonna see up there on that big screen?

Yours, my friend.

So what do you say?

Me and you.

First, we're gonna need a map of the store.

My man.

A cunning disguise.

Two duffle bags.

Bolt cutters.

An instant film camera.

Gooseneck clip.

And a UV flashlight.

We also need the safe room key.

We only need to copy the one key...

so we'll make sure he gets them back quickly.

Cleaning staff wraps up at 6:30 a.m.

The armored truck arrives for cash pickup

Monday at 7:00 a.m.,

so we have less than 30 minutes.

Once inside, we cut the power at the breaker,

security cameras go down, and we can move freely.

The camera in the safe room runs on a separate system.

It has its own power source that kicks in

45 seconds after primary power goes out.

We are gonna use a Polaroid photo to bypass it.

I can't believe we're actually doing this.

Yeah, man, we are. So, get your ass going.

Okay. Okay.

You ever see "Gone in 60 Seconds"?

Don't flex. You know I haven't.

Well, ever since we were kids,

Bill's been obsessed with sour cream and onion and potato chips.

-Uh-huh. -And you know what glows in a black light?

-Semen. -What?

Canola oil.

Zero, one, three, four.

Uh-uh. Zero, three, one, four.

Come on, player, we got to move.

Four, three, one, zero.

Come on, we got 15 minutes. Move it.

Well, one of these combos is gonna work.

-Did you hear that? -Yeah.

Alright, you get them bills. And I'll go check it out.

Three, one, four, zero.

Alright, one, zero, four, three.

Four, three, one, zero. Come on, come on.

Yes.

Holy shit.

That's a lot more than 200 grand.

Yo, Juice.

We clear?

Well, what he doesn't know won't hurt him.

Yoo-hoo?

Ah, Juice. My man?

I, uh, I just thought I heard a noise.

What juice?

Okay, buster,

uh, don't move and you won't get hurt.

Kendall, what the...

What you wearing a mask for?

What the fuck are you doing here?

Oh, shit. Okay.

Uh, look, I know this looks really bad, but I can explain.

Listen, I already did 20 years in jail for a witness.

I ain't going down that road again.

Look, we got, uh, nine minutes

until that armored car gets here.

That's-that's-that's Bill. That's-that's-that's my friend.

You killed my friend.

Okay, so, I'll take care of the body and, uh,

here, you clean up the mess.

Let's go. Move.

Alright, let's go.

Come on, man.

Hey, man, 30 seconds. We got to go.

I said I'm on it.

Hey, this is perfect.

They're gonna think that homeboy got off with the cash.

Yeah, it's perfect.

What are you, like a rom-com gal?

Okay.

Oh, cool. See you studying.

You know, I had a brief stint in the education sector,

but, uh, well, it just wasn't really my bag, so.

Yeah, heh.

You're up, delivery girl.

Oh, cool.

SuperSave on Fourth and M.

Uh, hey, it's, uh, Charlie, actually.

Okay.

Alright. Okay, you're studying.

Alright, leaving.

Huh. Fun. You're fun.

Okay. Bye, Jenny.

Headed out.

Uh, hey?

-Hello, food. -Oh.

-Hi. -Hey.

-Hey. -Food delivery.

Sorry, uh...

-Hello, uh... -Hi. S-sorry to keep you...

Tandoor delivery. For you.

-So... there you go. -Oh.

Okay. Thank you, uh, Tandoor.

Ah, oh, uh, my name's Charlie, actually,

I just, uh... It's a...

-Uh... -Oh.

You were trying to make a joke.

Yeah, uh, well, uh, I was trying at least.

Also, ouch.

Okay, um... bye.

Auf wiedersehen.

Eh.

-Okay. -Okay.

Alright. And see you.

♪ Kiss me, out of the bearded barley ♪

♪ You'll wear those shoes ♪

♪ And I will wear that dress, oh, oh ♪

Tandoor.

♪ Kiss me ♪

♪ Beneath the milky twilight ♪

♪ Lead me ♪

-♪ Out on the moonlit floor ♪ -Tandoor.

♪ Lift your open hand ♪

♪ Strike up the band ♪

♪ And make the fireflies dance ♪

♪ Silver moon's sparkling ♪

SuperSave on Fourth and M, again.

Hm, well, seems like somebody really likes naan.

He asked if you were working tonight.

So, is he cute?

I bet he is. He has a sexy phone voice.

Oh, I threw in free samosas. Hot guys love samosas.

Who even are you right now?

Like, seriously, what is happening?

Wait, but don't you realize?

Ordering from the same restaurant night after night,

just to get to know the delivery girl,

classic rom-com move.

SuperSave stud is trying to rizz you up, Charlie.

This is your love story.

Let's not get carried away, Jenny. Okay?

-Hi. -Hey.

-Hi, again. -Hey.

So, uh, dinner's served.

-Thank you. -Yeah, sure.

And, uh, samosas on the house.

Oh.

Okay, uh, well, then I proudly accept this fried offering

to commemorate the day of my birth.

-It's your birthday? -Uh, it's tomorrow, actually.

I'm sorry. I'm, I'm Bill, by the way.

I am Charlie.

Hey, um...

uh...

do you think?

Dinner.

Yes, now I'm meeting him tonight at big box.

I don't know what to wear. Who am I becoming?

I mean, I don't know. I kinda like it.

This is the first date now. Make or break time.

What is this?

This is a little list I've been putting together.

The birthday gift needs to make Bill feel like

you just get him intuitively but if it's too bespoke,

you'll come off as a psycho stalker.

On the other hand, if it's too generic,

then he'll think that you're not that interested,

or worse, basic.

And, uh, if the date's going really well,

make sure that you forget something at Bill's place.

Ah, like what? My chastity?

No, something valuable, like, um, your sunglasses.

And that way, you have a reason to go back

and see him again.

Huh? Well, very clever.

Yeah. It's called the leave behind.

-It's a trope, but it works. -Okay.

Ooh, does Bill have any friends that you know about?

Maybe like a quirky but non-threatening coworker?

Uh. Hi, psst, hi.

Hey, uh, do you happen to know Bill,

the-the-the-the manager?

I do indeed. Uh, why do you ask?

Actually, he asked me on a little date.

So it's our, uh, it's our first date.

It's like a dinner. It happens to be his birthday,

and, yeah, I guess I was hoping that maybe you could,

I don't know, uh, steer me in the right direction,

you know, like gifting wise.

Okay, I see. I see.

Well, you know, Bill is my boy,

and he did just get out of a pretty bad breakup.

So, you know, before I go and give you advice

on some romantic gift...

should really find out if you, uh, are actually worthy.

Uh, okay.

Which "Mission Impossible" is the best?

-Seriously? -This is your mission,

should you choose to accept it.

This offer will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

It's also my lunch break.

Okay. Uh, wow.

Okay, so, uh, I don't know, I guess, uh, Tom Cruise,

he, uh, uh...

-Okay, uh... -Time's up.

Alright, uh, "Mission Impossible," uh, one.

Alright, alright, alright. Okay.

Has Bill told you about Betty?

Like I said, it's a first date, so it's pretty casual.

We're not really doing, uh, big talks about exes.

Oh, no, no, uh, uh, Betty's his new motorcycle.

-Ah. -Yeah, it's his baby.

So if you get him something chopper related, he'll love it.

Okay. Oh, thank you. Okay.

Betty. Chopper. I was never here.

Excuse me. I-I'm in a big hurry.

Could you help me choose a blender?

Yes. Yes.

But first, let me show you something.

-You carry your own remote? -Yeah, of course.

Now follow me right here. You're gonna love this.

Now you see this right here?

Wow.

Oh.

Hi.

Hi.

So, uh, in honor of your birth.

What?

Okay, a gift. You didn't have to do that.

Open it. Open, open.

Okay. Alright.

Is this a guardian bell?

Yeah, I did some, uh,

incredibly limited research in there.

Well, they told me that if you hang this on your chopper,

and, uh, I guess the ring-a-ling,

it, uh, wards off these evil spirits

if you're on the open road, so...

Yeah, that's exactly right.

Yeah? Thank God.

Damn, that's cool.

-Wow. -Yo, I love this.

Cool. You really mean that?

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah, why would I... Why would I lie?

Exactly.

Please, allow me to lead you

to the finest dinner spot in town.

-Okay. -Okay?

-Okay. -Alright.

Just in here.

In there?

-Yeah. -Okay.

Oh, wow.

It's not too much, is it?

Ah, no, no.

I was, uh...

I was kinda going for sweetly romantic,

but now I'm worried I might have tipped all the way over

into cornball cheese.

No, no, no, it's, uh...

I genuinely think it's, uh...

squarely in the sweetly romantic sweet spot.

-Okay, good. -Yes, I, uh, I like it.

Glad you like it. Um, good.

Uh, oh, uh, do you happen

to have a ladies room that I could, uh...

Yeah, of course. It's just, uh, straight back to the left.

Alright. Uh, this is really nice.

-I'm excited. Okay, thanks. -Okay, well,

-I'm glad you like it. -Okay.

Don't get lost.

Alright.

The ol' classic leave behind.

Oh, boy, are you sure, uh, old man SuperSave

won't be upset that we're here after hours?

Oh, no, no, no. I run the place.

Besides, these cameras aren't even recording.

Old boss, he taught me a looping trick,

and it's kinda come in clutch lately.

-I see. -The truth is,

I just, uh, I got out

of a pretty serious relationship recently.

-Okay. -So yeah, I've just been living

out of my office for, like, the past month or so,

just until I can find a new place.

Yeah, but if the cameras aren't working, uh,

aren't you worried there could be a break-in?

Oh, no, no, I push this thing once

and a assault squad of cops shows up in, like, five minutes.

Ah, police state, reassuring.

-Crazy, right? -Yes. Yeah.

-Yeah, it's pretty cool. -Okay.

I'm still geeking out over this guardian bell.

It's like, it's just really, really thoughtful.

Well, you should thank your, uh, movie nerd buddy.

Yeah, he's the one that alerted me to your whole, uh,

chopper fixation.

-Oh, Kendall, huh? -Yeah.

Yeah, we've been pretty tight since, like,

fourth grade, ever since we got into a fist fight

about whether or not "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie.

It is obviously a Christmas movie, so...

It's definitely a Christmas movie, but he,

-he would claim... -Yeah.

...that a true Christmas movie must feature Santa.

Right, well, you got Bruce Willis in the hat, so it's...

Yes, but Kendall would say it doesn't even count

because that's not the real Santa.

Oh, I'm sorry. Like, a real Santa?

Real Santa?

No, you, you preachin' to the choir right here,

'cause I... it's been going on forever.

I mean, anyway, we-we kept at it

for, like, the next 20 years.

Mm.

Twenty years.

Actually had to let him go today.

Wait, you fired him?

Yeah.

Geez. What was that like?

Uh, not great, but maybe this'll light a fire

under his ass, you know?

I, uh, I just read his latest movie script.

It's so good. It's like his best one yet.

It's like a, a love letter to all of the cool,

old heist movies that we ever grew up watching.

-Mm. -Kendall belongs in Hollywood.

He's just too scared to actually go for it, you know?

But maybe this, maybe this'll be the push he needs

to finally give it a try.

Here's to tough love.

Tough love.

What about you?

Where do you belong?

-Right here. -SuperSave?

Look, I know this, this might sound corny,

but I like to think of SuperSave as being this, uh,

this modern-day town square.

Mm.

'Cause people wanna gather. Right?

-People want rituals. -Mm.

-Human connections. -Mm.

It's just...

-Basic needs? -It's just basic needs.

Oh, I see. It's like a human connection.

That's all it is.

Just...

Right?

Uh, I'm so sorry.

There's, like, a...

There's a creepy guy standing over there.

-He's, uh, checking me out. -What?

Giving me the hairy eyeball.

You see it too?

Is he trying to join this party...

I'm sorry, I sorry.

Can you, uh, get me out of there, 'cause...

-I am gonna get you out of here. -I just don't like the way...

You don't like people staring? Mm?

-No, I don't. -No?

I've been thinking about, like, maybe settling down,

getting one of these, uh, normal lives I've heard about.

-Oh, yeah? -Just that, when I picture it

in my head, I can't really, uh,

see it, you know?

And maybe, uh, I'll be honest, I,

I'm beginning to suspect that, like,

maybe my normal is just a little bit weird.

Oh, no, I think maybe you should...

maybe you should stick around here for a while.

-Mm. -Maybe...

our normal might be weird enough for you?

Hmm.

Well, maybe it is.

Yeah? I'd like that.

Okay. Maybe.

"It's a Wonderful Life."

Yeah, I'd agree, on a night like tonight, it certainly is.

No, "It's a Wonderful Life,"

it's indisputably a Christmas movie.

-Oh. -Nary a Santa in sight.

-Come on. -You got to take that up with Kendall.

-Yes. Yes, sir. -Please.

Yes, I will.

No, it's a...

this is a wonderful night, thank you.

Oh, crap.

-What? -We open in, uh, a few hours.

-Ah, wow. -Black Friday's coming up.

So... busiest time of the year.

Oh, right. Ah.

I'd love to see you again.

Oh, really?

Yes, really.

Can I call you?

Yeah. Tandoor.

-That's where you'll be? -Got the number? Yeah.

-I do. -Alright.

From the first moment I met you,

your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain

for the feelings of others, made me realize

that you were the last man in the world

I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.

He said he would call on Monday.

-I don't know. -It's Monday.

-Well, maybe he's busy. -Why hasn't he called?

Oh, it's Cyber Monday, I'm told,

so maybe this is when he does his discounted shopping

-and, uh... -I know what's happening.

This is the part of the story where there's a mix-up

and it seems like they won't end up together,

but ultimately it is revealed to be the test

through which true love will finally prevail.

Tandoor. Uh-huh. What's the address?

SuperSave on Fourth and M.

Whoo, baby!

What would you like?

Hey.

Hey, what's happening?

-Lunch. Thank you. -Informative.

A representative from SuperSave told Channel 2

that nearly $400,000 was stolen.

The leading suspect, store manager Bill Jackson.

I-I-I'm so sorry. Uh, what did you say?

Cut.

Hey.

Mind if I join you?

I was supposed to meet Bill here today.

He's an acquaintance of mine, uh,

and they're saying that he, uh, split town?

I'm not on the clock, you know?

Yeah, sorry about that. It's, uh...

Bill's probably halfway to Cancun by now.

Really? I, I... That doesn't sound like him.

I mean, not at all.

Bill loves this place. Yeah.

Why would he rob it?

Because... money?

That's 50-50, just like we said.

That's an extra 500.

I got a thousand for the bike, for selling it to the chop shop.

-Thanks. -Oh, man,

I'm... Shit. I'm sorry about your boy.

Better him than either one of us, right?

I-I got to know something.

You-you-you took care of the body?

Yeah, I told you.

How'd-how'd you do it?

Did you burn him in an incinerator?

Did, did you dissolve his body in acid,

"Breaking Bad" style? I-I-I got to know.

No, no, it was nothing like that.

I switched his body with a mannequin.

Yeah, I put the Santa suit on him, man.

You what?

Yeah, like "Weekend at Bernie's."

Now that shit, that is a motherfuckin' movie.

The cops are gonna find him.

Yeah, no shit, eventually.

But we'll both be long gone by then.

Besides, it's not like either one of us has

a reason to ever go back there.

Oh, hey, Kendall, hey.

Have you heard from Bill?

Uh, no, no.

Are you, uh, are you looking for him?

Yeah, well, gosh, I, I...

The cop said that he robbed the store

and then he, uh, took off with the money.

But I mean, Bill, I mean, he wouldn't rob this place.

-You know that, right? -Well, look,

you know, Bill just kicked me to the curb.

I mean, that shit still stings, so...

No, Bill did not kick you to the curb.

All he did is he just gave you a little, uh,

push out of the nest.

Yeah, I think, I think we're saying the same thing.

Yeah, Bill, man, he's like your,

your biggest fan, you know.

You should hear him talk about your script.

He really, really believes in you.

Yeah, it's like the only reason he even fired you.

It was just tough love, man, yeah.

He wanted to make sure that, uh,

you know, you gave yourself a shot.

Oh, hey, um, Bill did fire you.

So, what are you even doing here?

Oh, I, uh, I left something in my locker.

I'm just gonna clear everything out.

Alright, see ya. Yeah, okay.

Gosh.

Creepy Santa? Is that you?

I'm sorry. Where the heck are your clothes?

Can't be in here, bub. Active crime scene.

Oh, uh, my bad.

I-I was just trying to get something out of my locker.

Let's go.

Okay.

Oh, my God!

Kendall, what the hell's going on?

What's everyone screaming about?

Uh, I have no idea.

-Is that a real person? -Oh, shit.

Did the deceased mention any plans

to rob the store?

No, the deceased did not mention any plan

to rob the store, okay?

Bill loved this place. So...

I mean, you guys really still think that he did this?

Our working theory is that Bill and an unknown accomplice

pulled off the heist together.

Then, you know, whoa, differences.

Then the accomplice killed Bill,

took off with the whole amount.

We know that Mr. Jackson was staying here overnight.

He was the only one with the safe combination,

and we have proof that he was manipulating

the security cameras.

No, no, Bill was only staying here

'cause he'd recently had a breakup, okay?

So...

-Wait. Can I? -What?

Okay, uh, is that a Polaroid in front of the camera?

Yeah. Like we told you, he was manipulating them.

Okay, I-I-I'm sorry, but that's...

that is not how Bill did it.

Look, his previous manager had taught him

how to loop the footage, right?

So, why would Bill suddenly use

some, uh, janky ass,

and frankly, weirdly expensive Polaroid.

Maybe he was just a "Mission Impossible" fan.

Wanted to pay tribute.

This, uh, Polaroid gag,

that's from "Mission Impossible III," right?

Best film in the entire series.

Oh, finally.

I had this paused for over an hour waiting for you to come home.

I especially wanted you to see this part.

Have a seat.

The leading suspect,

store manager Bill Jackson.

A representative from SuperSave told Channel 2

that nearly $400,000 was stolen.

Nearly 400,000...

Nearly 400,000...

Nearly $400,000 was stolen.

400,000?

That's funny, because...

when I counted it, it was a little less than three.

But I never actually saw what was in the safe, did I?

I trusted you, and you fuckin' lied to me.

Give me that.

Where's the rest?

Where's the fucking money?

In my locker in, in the break room.

-What's the combo? -Come on, bro.

Four, six, one, three.

Shit ain't like it is in the movies, is it?

SuperSaver piece of shit.

Ah, fuck! Ow.

Whoa. Oh, oh, hey!

Ah, please, no.

Oh, shit.

The premises are clear,

and we're leaving the scene.

Understood, 27.

We're clear and walking the perimeter.

Clearing the scene now, returning to patrol.

You left something in your locker, huh?

One, two, three, four. Hmm.

Shit, shit, shit, shit.

Huh? What, indeed?

Uh, giant skyscraper, uh, Superman power arms, yeah.

Uh, classic original, and, I don't know,

Philip Seymour Hoffman bad guy.

Oh, yes.

Man. Questionable order, but I'll allow it.

Oh, fuck you. You son of a bitch, come on.

Man, Bill believed in you, like he really believed in you.

And then what do you do? Y-y-you-you rob him.

You kill him. You put his body on display.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Believe me, I am.

But I did not kill Bill.

No, you-you didn't, that's right.

But I will kill you...

...if you make me.

So drop the bag.

Put your hands up

and back away.

Okay, man, alright.

Just, if you didn't kill him, who did?

Look, none of that matters. Alright?

So what now? You just...

you split town, you steal that cash,

and you pin this robbery on Bill?

And then what? Everyone who cares about him

just thinks that he was lying all along?

No one was supposed to get hurt on this, alright?

Just, come on, let's just go. Come on.

Okay, so let me guess. So you planned it all down to the last detail,

you team up with some motherfucker you think you can trust.

Night of the robbery, everything's going exactly according to plan.

Suddenly, this guy turns out to be a loose cannon

and then, boom, everything goes to shit.

Then, you two turn on each other 'cause of the cash.

-Is that about right? -Wait, hold on a minute.

How do you know all that?

Oh, I don't know. Maybe just 'cause it's the plot

of every fuckin' heist movie ever made.

Well, this is the part where I take the cash

and drive off into the sunset.

Oh, I see. Really?

Mm, I'm not sure about that.

Don't push that.

Well, I-I actually, I pushed it three minutes ago,

'cause this isn't some dumb, fucking action movie.

Oh, shit.

You were saying?

-Kendall! -God, I stand corrected.

Where's my money?

The chick's got it.

What?

You fucking coward!

Kendall, where's my money?

Kendall.

Kendall!

Hey.

Game over, psycho.

Fuck!

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hands above your head!