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Really worried, Mac.
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I hope he's okay.
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Good news?
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No news.
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Bad news.
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You are in big trouble, Dan.
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Me? Hold on a second. I'm not taking the
rap for this.
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Are we going to start session before I
retire?
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What's going on around here?
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Nothing. Everything's fine. Bull, fine.
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You're all lying.
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Where's Bull?
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Who?
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Hairless, Caucasian, low -slung, brow,
purple, bone -crushing jaw.
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Oh, that Bull.
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Well, he, well, Bella, Bull, anybody
want to jump in here?
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Dan, why don't you just tell us where
Bull is?
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Do I have to?
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Okay, all right, all right. To make a
long story short, Bull has been sort
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What's that word?
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You know, kidnapped?
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Kidnapped? Well, you know, kidnapped is
too strong a word. I think shanghaied is
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more appropriate. Yeah, that's it. Bull
was shanghaied.
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What was Bull doing in China?
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Here's a dollar. Buy a clue.
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Tell him what happened, Dan.
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All right, well, last night, Bull was
abducted from the basketball party Harry
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threw for him.
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Me? That was your party, pal.
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You're the one who almost got us all
barbecued.
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Barbecued? I still can't get the smell
of broiled naga hide out of my mustache.
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Well, what did you know? You were too
busy doing your homework.
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Pardon me, but I had to finish my term
paper. It's due today.
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Now it looks like a map of the
Ponderosa.
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Excuse me. Well, you certainly seem to
be enjoying yourself before the
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explosion.
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Explosion? You know, there's gonna be
another explosion around here if
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doesn't tell me what happened.
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All right, all right, I'll tell you what
happened.
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It all started last night while Mac and
I were doing the preparations for Bull's
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bachelor party. And everything was going
just hunky -dory until Dan showed up
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and butted in.
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Crepe paper and streamers?
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Check.
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Non -alcoholic beverages?
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Check.
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Scarves, handcuffs, and a rabbit?
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Yep. I figure once the party gets warmed
up, we'll do a magic show. Magic?
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Oh, that's too bad. And I gotta leave
early to finish my term paper. Darn.
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Hey, guys.
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What's this?
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Bull's bachelor party.
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Ovaltine?
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Cheetos.
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A book of scary stories.
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It's not a bachelor party. That's a Girl
Scout jamboree.
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Come on, fellas, the man is getting
married. Do you have any idea what that
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means?
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Steady sex.
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Yeah, for a month.
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Come on, guys, a bachelor party is the
time to rally around the groom before he
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is snatched by matrimony's grim reaper.
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And this little coffee clash you're
putting together here just won't do.
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All right, my duty's clear. I'll take it
from here, boys.
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Stan, I don't think Bull would like your
kind of party. Yes, he will.
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I'll start by booking a suite at the
Trump Plaza in Atlantic City. Atlantic
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City? Oh, you can count me out. I got a
paper due tomorrow on the Miranda Act.
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You're in luck. We can catch Miranda's
act in the butts -up doc review.
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Terry, do you think we can make popcorn
strings tonight?
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Change of plans, Bull.
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I'm replacing the popcorn strings.
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with G -strings.
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Well, don't you let Dan railroad you.
This is your party and you can do
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you want.
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Can we still watch the Ten Commandments?
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Better. We can break seven of them.
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Gee, I don't know, Dan.
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Well, Mac and I did a lot of work
preparing for your party.
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In fact, I was going to do a little
magic show for you.
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So, when do we leave?
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Right after session. In the meantime,
I'm going to charter us a party bus.
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Hello,
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Candy's Bikini Lines?
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Start your engines.
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You mean you actually rented a sleazy
party bus?
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Sleazy? That was the best lua bus money
could rent.
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I know. I've been on them all.
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Clue, do I?
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Oh, it was awesome.
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That stupid bus had sand on the floor,
flaming tiki torches, and some tropical
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drink that tasted like pineapple juice
and turpentine.
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That was our complimentary vodka zombie
punch.
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Two sips and you can raise the dead.
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You should have just stayed home.
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Oh, is that so? If I remember correctly,
you were one pretty happy guy when you
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won the limbo contest.
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The limbo contest?
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Yeah. And he only won because he
cheated.
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I did not.
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Did too. We all saw your butt print in
the sand, Harry.
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That was such a lie.
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All right, all right. Knock it off.
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What happened to Bull?
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Well, there was an unexpected change in
plans.
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Wow, so this is Trump Plaza.
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No, Bull.
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This is Dump Plaza.
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Well, this is quaint.
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Now, come on, guys. Even though we
didn't make it to Atlantic City, we can
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hardy right here in, um... Where are we?
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We are stranded somewhere near the
Jersey Turnpike, Dan. And I don't feel
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like partying with my turnpaper steel
smoldering.
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Come on, come on, come on, guys. Are we
going to let one little fender bender...
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All right, fine. We're going to let one
little exploding bus ruin this bachelor
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party?
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Hey, hey, thanks for the lift, good
buddy.
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Yeah.
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Huh?
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It's a good thing that truck driver
braked for good -looking legs, or we'd
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be running from that burning heap of
twisted metal.
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Could be in my place right now, safe and
sound, playing per quacky. But no.
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Dan had to ignite the vodka punch.
Excuse me.
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Was this little weasel who slapped the
lit cigar out of my mouth?
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Look, as I explained to you before the
fiery holocaust, public transportation
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code prohibits smoking on domestic bus
rides.
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Not to excuse Dan, but that code does
not apply.
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a privately chartered vehicle.
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Up yours.
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Gee, Dan, I'm having a great time.
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How'd you know I always dreamed of
riding on an exploding bus?
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There you are, Fielding.
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You owe me $125 ,000.
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Candy, how do you figure?
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You blew up my bus for crying out loud.
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There's nothing left except this.
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Well, considering the fact that we
didn't make it to Atlantic City, I would
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you were in breach of contract.
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But I know how you can make it up. Why
don't you dance for us?
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I want my money now, Fielding. And 15
bucks each for the shirts.
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Candy, all of our money was cremated in
the backdraft after the explosion.
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The only thing we have left is my
Players International card. Great.
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I'll use it to get me a lawyer so I can
sue your butt.
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think we have a good case.
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Leave him so soon.
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Oh, shut up.
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Well, she's not going to stay in
business long with that attitude.
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Look what I managed to save from the
burning wrecking.
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Well done, Will.
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Well done.
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Of course he's well done.
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Flames were shooting a hundred feet into
the sky.
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We left the crater in the turnpike.
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Cows died.
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I should have never come here with you
losers.
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I want to go back to New York.
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Now! Oh, stick around, Oscar.
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It can't get any worse.
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I should believe you?
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You said we were going to be eating
marshmallow s'mores, drinking club soda,
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watching the Ten Commandments.
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Well, that's what we were going to do
until Dan ruined the whole evening. Hold
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on a second here. The evening is not
ruined. We still have the VCR, huh? Give
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up, Fielding. It's over. It isn't. It
is. It isn't.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Fighting won't get us anywhere.
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Now, let's just take a deep breath and
calm down, okay? Oh. Come on. Come on.
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There, there. Now we can think straight.
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You know what?
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You do have attractive legs.
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Crazy. We gotta call for help. Somebody
give me change.
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I would, but my coins are still glowing
red hot.
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Doesn't that hurt?
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You bet.
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All right, all right.
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Desperate times call for desperate
measures.
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This is my lucky mercury head dime.
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It was given to me by Professor Brust,
my mentor.
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It was given to him by Clarence Darrow,
his mentor.
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Take it, Bull.
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Find a pay phone.
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Call N -Y -P -D.
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Get help.
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Okay.
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All right, come on, come on. Somebody
get this party on its feet.
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All right, help me hook this VCR up.
Hey, Will, you still got that tape? No,
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right here, boss.
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I salvaged just a good one.
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Heck, he'll know.
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I saw that one. It's very predictable.
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I'll believe you, Dan.
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Everything that we've been through, and
you still want to see a sex video. Oh,
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Harry, come on. I mean, what do you want
me to say?
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, you're sorry?
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You're sorry? Hey, look at my term
paper.
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All my work this semester up in smoke. I
can't turn this in tomorrow. I'm going
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to fail.
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quite pathetic.
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I'll tell you what, Mac. With my legal
expertise, I'll help you get that term
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paper into shape.
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Really? Hey, thanks, Oscar.
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Sure. First, get some motel stationery.
A letterhead always looks good.
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That's a good idea, Oscar.
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Mac? Yeah?
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Don't you think I'm more qualified to
help than Oscar?
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You've never been interested in my work
before.
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You never asked. Well, you never
offered. I would have. I called NYPD and
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said they'll get here, but it'll take a
little time.
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Hey, if we're going to watch TV, I have
to hold a clicker.
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You try me, Oscar.
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You really try me.
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I don't want to watch this. It's
disgusting. It's demeaning. And it's
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What else could go wrong?
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You know that woman I almost married?
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Yeah. I think I just saw her in that
video.
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You saw Margaret in a pornographic
video?
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Yep. I'd recognize those dimples
anywhere.
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Which one?
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So, your bus blows up, you get stuck in
a run -down motel room, there's a
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blackout, and that's when Bull's
kidnapped?
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Not even close.
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That's why I never take the bus.
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So there we were, stuck in hell,
listening to Lisette's boyfriend
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about his pathetic childhood.
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So at the crack of dawn, on Christmas
morning, I leapt out of bed.
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And I woke up all of my brothers and
sisters.
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And we ran downstairs.
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And there he was, the old fat man
himself, my pop,
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holding the empty leash.
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It was true.
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He put our poodle Cha -Cha to sleep.
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And we all cried.
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Poor little Cha -Cha.
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Oh, oh, hey, my paper's on fire. My
paper's burning.
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Oh, that was close.
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I almost lost Oscar's reflection on
probable cause.
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Hey, there we go. It was just a faulty
diode and a condenser.
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All right, let's see this tape.
Absolutely not, sir. This machine's
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responsible for blacking out half of New
Jersey. I don't care.
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I'm sorry, sir. The maintenance man's
code. I'm sworn to protect the entire
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northeastern electrical grid wherever I
may be.
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Do you think the video store will notice
I didn't rewind this?
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Hey, Harry, for what it's worth, I don't
think it was her.
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You're probably right, Mac.
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It wasn't Margaret.
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You're wrong, Mac. I'm positive it was
her.
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Just trying to back you up, Harry.
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Way to go, Bull.
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I'm gonna work on my paper.
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Oh, boys!
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This is our lucky day.
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Some luck. I just found out that this
motel has a 24 -hour Moroccan coffee
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It's called Lil' Bit of Tunis.
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And I got us a lil' something to go.
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Well, I love Moroccan food.
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I hate Moroccan food. I love feta cheese
and falafel. No, no. Moroccan food is
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dishes like stuffed grape leaves and
tabbouleh. Can you please keep it down?
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trying to work.
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Wait, I thought Moroccan food was stuff
like tacos and burritos.
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No, that's California food.
261
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Why the hell are we arguing Moroccan
cuisine?
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Harry is right. Shut up, everybody.
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Because it is showtime, gentlemen.
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Meet Fatima.
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lied to me. This ain't no bar mitzvah.
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00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:39,260
Well, no. Yes, it is. It is. It is a bar
mitzvah. It's his bar mitzvah.
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Today, he is a man.
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Honey, he doesn't look human.
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Gee, this is just great.
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How'd you know I love genies?
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Sure, baby.
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I'll be your genie. I'll be whatever you
want me to be, huh? Just put on some
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music. Music, maestro. Some music.
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Meatloaf curry doesn't keep.
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Wait a minute. Betty!
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Betty! You promised you'd show us your
fez.
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What's the matter, Bull?
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Am I happy?
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Bull, I'm sorry. Listen, I'll get the
belly dancer back.
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That's not it. She reminds me of Wanda,
and I miss her.
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Wanda belly dances for you?
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No, she makes meatloaf curry.
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Bull, come on. Come on, we'll get you
back home and you and Wanda get to share
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whole lifetime of meatloaf curry.
285
00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:12,310
You know who makes great meatloaf curry?
Their schnitzel house on West 35th
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Street. Hold it. Curry is not German.
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00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:17,030
No, but meatloaf is.
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00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:22,810
I don't believe this. Keep it down. But
meatloaf is from southern Wales.
289
00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:25,690
Oh, come on, you're both wrong. It's
from colonial America.
290
00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:31,210
You mean the Pilgrims? They didn't
invent meatloaf. They invented turkey.
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00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:32,510
I believe...
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Cambodians eat curry.
293
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:37,000
Who cares what Cambodians eat?
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Stop it! Stop it! You're driving me
nuts.
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I can't concentrate when you're fighting
like cats and dogs.
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Cats and dogs, right.
297
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:47,560
Cambodians eat cats and dogs.
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Help at last.
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00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:55,180
Yes.
300
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,440
Thank God.
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First officer, take me back to Manhattan
with you.
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00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:05,820
Press charges against everybody.
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00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:08,740
Officer, do your duty.
304
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,760
Got a pizza for Bull Shannon?
305
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,760
Pizza? What the hell is going on?
306
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,200
That'll be $62 .50 for six pizzas.
307
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:22,520
Thanks.
308
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,960
Bull, can we talk?
309
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:28,460
Sure. Did you call NYPD?
310
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,420
Yep, just like you asked. New York
Police Department.
311
00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:32,870
New York pizza delivery.
312
00:19:34,950 --> 00:19:38,490
You ordered pizza with my sacred dime?
313
00:19:39,430 --> 00:19:41,250
Hey, they threw in garlic bread.
314
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:43,950
Hey, come on, pay up. I'm in a hurry.
315
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:47,830
We can't pay you. All our money was
burned up in a bus explosion.
316
00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:51,470
Oh, and how many times have I heard that
one?
317
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:56,670
I am sick and tired of constantly being
sniffed by you, you frat boys.
318
00:19:57,050 --> 00:19:58,290
Oh, look out, he's got a pizza cutter.
319
00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:10,460
And I am not leaving here empty -handed.
320
00:20:10,740 --> 00:20:14,900
Look, please, I beg you. Just give me a
ride back to New York, and I will pay
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you quadruple the price of those pizzas.
322
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Company policy.
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No riders.
324
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,060
Well, fine.
325
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,860
But there is no rule against taking a
hostage.
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00:20:27,980 --> 00:20:28,980
You.
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00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:31,880
You look like you're worth $62 .50.
328
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,660
Really? Thanks.
329
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,340
Yeah. You're coming with me.
330
00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:41,090
Dan, you did it again! How did you know
I always dreamed of being taken hostage?
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Lucky guess.
332
00:20:45,850 --> 00:20:46,850
So, where are we going?
333
00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:48,090
Atlantic City.
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Watch your head.
335
00:20:53,970 --> 00:20:55,850
Right. Not if the children are gone.
336
00:20:56,450 --> 00:20:58,310
We could have some real fun, huh?
337
00:21:00,590 --> 00:21:01,590
You mean you...
338
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,600
let a half -crazed pizza delivery boy
take bull hostage?
339
00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:10,640
That about sums it up.
340
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,220
So I have to cover bull's shift.
341
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:15,960
Damn.
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00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:20,460
You know, with a little cutting and
pasting, I probably could turn this
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00:21:20,460 --> 00:21:21,460
after all.
344
00:21:27,060 --> 00:21:28,060
Hi, everybody.
345
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:33,960
Thanks again for the great bachelor
party, Dan.
346
00:21:34,549 --> 00:21:37,370
Atlantic City was real neat, especially
the hotel.
347
00:21:38,090 --> 00:21:39,350
Well, what happened to the pizza guy?
348
00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:41,310
Well, he turned out to be a pretty nice
fella.
349
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:43,630
He was just a little on edge because of
the recession.
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00:21:44,050 --> 00:21:50,130
So I took him to the butt -up dock with
you, where I met Shafter and Cath Gaze.
351
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:55,930
Well, you gals got to get back for the
late show, and I got to get ready for
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00:21:55,930 --> 00:21:56,930
session.
353
00:22:00,410 --> 00:22:01,410
Thanks again, Dad.
354
00:22:02,610 --> 00:22:03,610
No!
355
00:22:07,120 --> 00:22:09,620
And I watched helplessly as it floated
away.
356
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:15,580
And that, Professor, is why I couldn't
turn in my term paper on time.
357
00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:18,680
Three more days?
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00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:23,040
Oh, well, thank you very much.
359
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,480
Goodbye.
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00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:28,820
Well?
361
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,220
He bought the whole story.
362
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:37,860
Great! Now you can come to my bachelor
party in the cafeteria.
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00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:41,100
We're watching the Ten Commandments and
having s'mores.
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