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Whoa, something smells like it died and
went to hell in here.
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Yeah, I smell it too.
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Must be coming from the kitchen.
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It isn't.
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How do you know, Walt?
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Because I just tried to order it.
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If my old schnoz is correct, and it
usually is, the offending aroma is
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from your table.
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The right corner.
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Somebody has a fish in their possession.
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I believe it is a carp.
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It's not a carp. It's a trout.
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Mac, what are you doing with a dead fish
around your neck?
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Come on, Christine.
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A live fish would flop around too much.
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Last night...
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Quan Li saw a bad omen in my rice.
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And in her village, when you have bad
luck, they make you wear a fish because
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they feel it possesses spiritual
qualities.
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I possess the ability to toss a man 20
feet.
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I'll get rid of it.
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Hey, Huck.
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Hi, guys.
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Hi, Harry. What you got there, sir?
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Two useless scraps of paper.
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The municipal conga till you capsize
boat party.
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The lieutenant governor schmooze cruise?
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I would kill for those tickets.
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That sounds like a fun party. What's the
problem?
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Can't find a date. Every girl I ever
went out with is busy that night.
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Well, maybe they're all going to a party
someplace, like in a phone booth.
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Harry, any woman would love to go to
this thing, even with you.
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Use the tickets.
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It's not that easy, Dan.
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I mean, I got these just a couple of
days ago. How do they expect a guy to
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a date on that short of notice?
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What were they thinking?
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Tickets! Where?
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Cruise. When? Saturday.
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Time? Eight. Here? Sixteen. Okay.
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This is not the Dark Ages. Now, I'm not
wearing a fish because you saw a vision
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in your soy sauce.
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But, Mac, it wasn't just that. I also
had a dream.
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In the dream was a one -eyed monkey who
was there to warn you of danger and a
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three -legged yak who was there to warn
you of evil. And then there was Mel
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Gibson.
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What was he doing there?
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Wait. Maybe that was another dream.
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Look, I'm dumping the fish, okay?
Nothing's gonna happen.
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Registered letter for you from the IRS.
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Huh?
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I'll go get the fish.
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Margaret Turner, New York Journal. Mind
if I use your phone?
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What do I care? I'm being audited.
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Christine, am I attractive to women?
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Oh, you are to me.
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Of course, this woman's married now.
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No, it's a rhetorical question.
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Oh, well, in that case, I find you cute
as a button, sir.
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Well, if I'm cute as a button, how come
I'm a one -date wonder?
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Oh, come on, Harry.
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Don't worry, you'll find your special
someone. It just takes time.
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And as Mel Torme always says, love is
just around the corner.
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Thank you. I'll try to keep that in
mind.
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And, Miss Sullivan?
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Yes, sir.
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Don't ever sing.
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But don't forget, good things happen
when you least expect them.
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Another crackdown on those lowlife
street musicians.
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Look, I'm on a deadline here. I got a
story to file by midnight, a four
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due in the morning, and a heartburn so
bad you could fry an egg on my chest.
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Look, Ralph, if that photographer's not
here in five minutes, just send me over
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a box of Crayolas, okay, kid?
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Never mind. He's here.
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For future reference, better late than
never is only a figure of speech.
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Well, where's your gear?
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I don't think I'm who you think I am.
Oh, fine. Let's wait some more time. Who
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do you think you are?
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Get those bail reports you wanted, Your
Honor.
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Your Honor?
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Sort of a nickname.
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I'm Harry... Stone.
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I am so sorry I didn't know who you
were, but I've only just started
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this courthouse. I'm Margaret Turner of
the Journal, and you see, the reason I
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was using your office is because they're
remodeling the press room. Hammer,
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saws, dust.
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Anyway, I just assumed you were the
photographer, but of course I was wrong,
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I'm sorry, and I'm leaving.
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Your Honor.
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No, wait.
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Yes? Stay and use my phone. Really?
Great.
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No problem.
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I'm a great admirer of the press.
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Yo, Ralphie, false alarm. Still no
photographer.
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I used to have a paper route. And once I
got you on the phone, what's the deal
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with burying my story next to Betty's
bridge tips?
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I sold grit.
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Judge, don't.
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Yeah? Close the door on your way out.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I just met the girl of my dreams in
there.
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Then how come you split?
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She threw me out.
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Even in his dreams, he gets the shaft.
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Now, on September 23rd of last year, we
had dinner at Sardi's where we discussed
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that new filing system, right?
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No, Mac, you're mistaken.
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On September 23rd, I was in the Poconos
having a full body wrap.
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Look, look, just forget it, okay? I'm
just going to be honest with them. I
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nothing to hide.
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I don't know why they're picking on me
anyway.
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Well, you did trash the trout.
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That fish had nothing to do with it.
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Look, just drop it, okay?
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My luck's no worse than anybody else's.
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Let me guess. Those are for that
reporter you've been going on about
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rest of us want to vomit.
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Yeah, ain't she something special?
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So, you're finally going to ask her out?
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You bet.
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Oh, of course. What professional,
sophisticated woman could resist a
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bouquet and a gag newspaper?
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I think she might like it. It shows a
boyish charm and a certain inexpensive
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sense of fun.
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Oh, yeah.
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All women love cheap, immature men.
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Harry, here's your chance.
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Chuck Stone, nice to see you.
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Harry, it's okay.
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Miss Turner?
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See you later.
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They're right.
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Love is a many -splendored thing.
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She didn't even notice me. I might as
well forget it. Margaret's never going
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date me. I'm just going to...
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grow old alone and end up eating frozen
waffles and watching endless hours of
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cable TV.
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He's whining and sulking.
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A sad judge is a slow judge. He may not
have a life, but we still do.
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We've got to put a stop to this.
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Harry!
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Harry!
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You know, it just occurred to me in all
the years
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we've known each other, I have rarely...
done anything for you strictly out of
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kindness.
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Rarely?
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How about never?
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I visited you in the hospital, didn't I?
I even stopped by the gift shop, bought
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you that watch.
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You put it on my room bill.
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Insurance paid for it. What's the
problem?
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What's the point?
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I want to help you score the scribe in
the skirt.
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Stan, that's not what I'm looking for.
Yeah, well, no, I know what you want.
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want to establish a solid, meaningful
relationship kind of thing.
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Exactly. Well, who better to help break
the ice than me?
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Almost anybody.
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Thanks, but no thanks.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Oh, you better hurry up. Andy of
Mayberry comes on the Superstation in
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minutes.
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I can help you.
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I'll think about it.
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You look great.
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Until you walk.
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What's wrong with the way I walk?
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You have to move in such a way... You
have... How shall I say this?
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Walk like a man.
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Walk into a room like a king entering
his castle, like a lion entering his
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Like a clown entering the center ring.
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Attitude check.
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Observe. The walk.
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Right.
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You try.
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That was much better. Now, let's move on
to the look.
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The look?
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a stroke.
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Relax,
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relax. Look takes practice.
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All right, let's do this.
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Let's work on asking for the date. Oh, I
got that all worked out. I figured I
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would break the ice with this.
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Oh, Harry, don't do that.
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Why not, Dan? A lot of women find magic
fascinating.
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A lot of women find the elephant man
fascinating. That doesn't mean they want
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get naked with him.
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All right, let's try this.
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I'll be Margaret. You be the new Harry.
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Oh, Dan, I have had enough. This is
ridiculous.
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The girl of your dreams, Harry.
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The girl of your dreams.
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Okay, okay.
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Remember the walk.
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And the look.
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Margaret, I was... Stop, you sound
desperate.
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Look. Harry, Margaret's an aggressive
woman. When aggressive women want
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something, they go for it. Now, stand
and command.
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Margaret, I... I said command.
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All right, try it again. This time, drop
your voice about three octaves.
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Come on, tiger.
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Fine, Dan, I'll do it your way. When
Margaret comes in, I'll say, Margaret,
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tonight. You, me, be there.
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Okay.
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use your phone?
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You keep that up through dinner, and
you're home free.
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So, are you ready for your big date with
the IRS?
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Yep, it's all here.
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Nothing to worry about.
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Oh, sure. What's the worst thing that
could happen?
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On the downside, they could throw you in
jail. But on the upside, you might
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learn a new skill.
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Mag, would you like my lucky four -leaf
clover?
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It's in there somewhere.
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Thanks, but no thanks. I don't need a
clump of dirt to bring me good luck.
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Just do me a favor.
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Fertilize it twice a week.
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Now remember, stick to the plan.
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You be the king.
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What's going on here?
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I got a date with Margaret.
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And you're taking dating advice from
Dan?
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Well, it's not exactly advice. You know,
just some fashion tips and some dining
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suggestions and a complete change of
personality.
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He thinks I need to be more aggressive.
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What do you think?
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I think Harry Stone is a sweet, lovable,
warm, fun guy.
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I wouldn't change a thing.
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You're right.
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You're right.
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These clothes aren't me.
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Although I'm beginning to enjoy the silk
underwear.
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I mean, if Margaret can't accept me for
who I am, then maybe this thing just
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wasn't meant to be. Good for you, sir.
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Hi, Christine.
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Hi.
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Ready, Harry?
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I was born ready, babe.
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What did you think of the handsome cab
ride through Central Park?
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Well, at first it seemed nice, but when
you demanded that the driver go faster
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and he snapped his whip and the horse
reared up and nearly flipped us over, it
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began to lose its charm.
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Do you have a reservation?
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Fine. Follow me, please.
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I'll have my usual table.
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Of course.
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Is this it?
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Yes.
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One whole dollar.
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Yes, enjoy your meal, whoever you are.
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Here we go. Oh, no, outside here. I
always like to sit facing the room so I
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see what's going on.
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The action all here, doll.
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You know, you seem entirely different
away from work.
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I do my best work after hours.
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What's with the eyebrows?
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Do you have a tick or something?
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I'll order for both of us. I can do that
myself. No, no need, no need. We'll
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start with the Grand Marnier Farfadet.
Sir, you're ordering from the dessert
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menu.
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I know that.
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Let's see what wine goes well with
chocolate.
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You know, I... Can't decide between the
chicken cordon bleu or the duck a l
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'orange. She'll have the chicken. I'll
have the duck.
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Would madam like soup or salad?
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Soup. Salad.
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Rice pilaf or lyonnaise potatoes?
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Both? Neither.
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Would you like a cocktail before dinner?
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No.
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Did I mention that I'm the youngest
judge in the history of the state?
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Yes, I think I remember you mentioning
it a few hundred times.
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Did I mention how I got the appointment?
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Yes, you had to fight, fight, fight,
fight, fight, fight, fight.
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Right.
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Would you like to go hunting with me
sometime?
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Excuse me, Harry, I have to powder.
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Or something.
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God, I feel like an idiot.
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I can't be what I'm not, and she doesn't
like what I am.
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Tell the lady I had to leave.
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This should cover the meal.
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Okay.
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I really hate to bother you, but
suddenly I'm just not very hungry
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should cover our dinner, and if you
could tell my friend that I had to
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thank you.
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Hey, did you pass your audit, or are you
going to be slow dancing with the boys
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in Attica?
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No, no, it went fine, just like I
thought. And you know something? I did
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without any fish or four -leaf clovers.
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You see, Ross...
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You either let fate control you or you
control fate. I mean, I'm not the kind
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man who will let superstition dictate my
life.
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Well, good for you.
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See ya.
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What he doesn't know won't hurt him.
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Yeah. I just came to get my computer.
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Sure.
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Pressure's all finished. It looks great.
There's new couches, ceiling fans,
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plenty of phones.
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Great.
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Well.
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Margaret.
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I'm sorry about last night. The walking
out and all. I was way out of line. I'm
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sorry, too. I just couldn't help it. You
were a...
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A bit overbearing, and I didn't think
you were like that.
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I'm not like that.
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You were last night.
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Well, that's only because that's the way
I thought you wanted me to be.
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Why would you think that?
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Because you never even noticed me until
I ordered you to go out on a date.
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I always noticed you.
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You did? Yes, you just never asked me
out before, and I really wanted you to.
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You did?
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Harry, I was really looking forward to
last night.
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I just wanted to relax and have fun. You
know, I don't seem to do much of that
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anymore.
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I live in this world filled with stress,
pressure, and deadlines, and it's
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really getting to me.
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I need some lightness.
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I need some laughter. I need some fun.
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Harry, I need a life.
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So do I.
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Sounds strange coming from a guy who
just last night said there's no greater
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thrill than racing his Lamborghini on
the Autobahn.
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That guy last night, that wasn't me.
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This is me.
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That's adorable.
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I love magic.
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You know, if you had been there last
night, I wouldn't have walked out.
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You didn't walk out. I walked out. No,
you didn't. I walked out. No, I walked
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out. No, I did.
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00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:42,010
You mean we both walked out?
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Great first date, huh?
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First date?
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Are you suggesting another?
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Maybe this time we can walk out
together.
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See, I knew it would work.
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The walk, the look, the feeling, the
stick.
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That's it, Harry.
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Take control.
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I will, Dan.
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Get out.
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Who was that?
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That was the guy you went out with last
night.
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