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She's not at home. She's not in her
office.
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You don't suppose that baby's being born
a week early.
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Hi, guys.
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Be ready in a minute.
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Hey, Sullivan, where the heck have you
been?
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We haven't heard from you in over three
hours. Yeah, do you have any idea what
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can happen in that time?
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Well, you could play Neil Diamond's
Cracklin' Rosie approximately 67 times.
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She could have gone into labor and had
the baby.
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I don't think the two are mutually
exclusive.
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I appreciate your concern, but I'm
perfectly fine.
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Are you sure it's a good idea for you to
be here working?
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Harry, all I have to do is stand up
there and present my client's defense.
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Right. In primitive cultures, women
would work in the fields all day, and
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when the time came, they'd just take a
five and squat.
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Give me a favor. Don't squat behind my
table, okay?
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All right, Miss Sullivan. If you're not
worried, we're not. We won't offer any
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more help unless you ask for it. Thank
you, sir.
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Let's get that first case fired up, huh,
Mac? All right, people, this is it!
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Attention!
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Clear the aisles and commence Operation
Stuart immediately!
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Dr. Drager's office?
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Yeah. Calling for Christine Sullivan.
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She's on her way to the hospital.
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a simple, rational play.
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Your Honor, while there is no excuse for
violence, my client does feel justified
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in trashing the drugstore because they
sold him a defective tanning lotion.
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Well, since you have agreed to pay
damages, we'll dismiss the charges. And
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that's recess.
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Look on the bright side.
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You can always get work as a traffic
cone.
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Buddy?
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Is that you?
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By golly, a...
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Well, I was practicing for my art class.
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What do you think?
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Nice. Very nice.
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Yes.
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What is it?
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Don't tell me you don't recognize the
back of your own head.
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Oh, of course.
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Wow, that's terrific.
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Well, go on. Don't let me keep you from
your work.
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Yeah, yeah, buddy. I do have some cases
I have to review before lunch. Bye -bye.
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We'll catch you later.
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Okey -doke.
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Hi, buddy.
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Is it my imagination or is Christine
developing a beer gut?
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I hope not. She's pregnant.
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Really?
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How did that happen?
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Well, you know how a bee carries pollen
on its legs to fertilize a flower?
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That's kind of what Christine and her
husband Tony did.
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That sounds complicated. Why didn't they
just have sex?
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Well, maybe they did that too.
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Then afterwards, Tony flew down to South
America.
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He doesn't even know Christine's
pregnant.
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I'm still trying to figure out how he
got the pollen to stick to his legs.
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Come on, Christine, admit it. I bet you
right now you wish you were having this
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kid the old -fashioned way.
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Out cold in the stirrups.
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throughout the whole thing. In fact, I
finally picked my birthing music.
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It's called Songs of the Humpback Whale.
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Wool,
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are you all right?
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Wool?
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Remind me I have to call Mom.
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Well, Christine, sounds like you're well
prepared. nothing like a little whale
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music to take your mind off the fact
that you're passing a bowling ball.
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Well, then, I don't know what to say
besides I am not afraid of a little
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Well, whatever you say, Christine.
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Ah,
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the love theme from Psycho.
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No.
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It's just all of a sudden my stomach
felt like it was being gripped in a
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I wouldn't worry, Christine.
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The toughest part of having a baby is
the waiting.
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But sooner or later, the nurse comes out
and you light up cigars.
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Buddy, could you walk me to the
elevator? I think I'm a little further
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than I thought.
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How can you be so sure?
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Christine's having her baby. She had a
contraction.
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We gotta go right now.
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Well, just settle down, Mac. There's
nothing to get excited about.
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Yeah, you're right.
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You're right. We practiced many times.
Let's just go get her.
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She's waiting in the cafeteria.
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The cafeteria?
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Talk to strangers in elevators, okay?
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Looks like we hit some turbulence.
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Turbulence? What are you talking about?
She hit the stop button.
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Well, I'll just have to pull it out.
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I knew I should have mailed in my
parking ticket.
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But no, Mother insisted that I come down
and pay it in person.
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God, I hate her sometimes.
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Clear the way, folks. Clear the way.
This is an emergency.
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You'll have to wait. There's some
pregnant woman stuck in the elevator.
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That means Christina had to take the
stairs.
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That head of yours is filled with that
little styrofoam popcorn, isn't it?
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These twigs are going to be much help.
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the mask coach, remember?
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I'll go, I'll go. But promise me you'll
tell me if she uses any four -letter
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words.
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I just want you to know, lady, that I
think it's extremely rude to have a baby
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in a public place.
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Fine.
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Next time I'll have it at your mother's.
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appreciated. I mean, people are just
used to stepping in the elevator,
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button. Shut up!
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There's a woman stuck in that elevator
and she's having a baby.
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Ah, well.
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Let's see what we got.
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Uh -huh.
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah.
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Uh -huh. Yeah. Just as I suspected.
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What is it? It's stuck.
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Climb in through the trap door. But
could that cause the elevator to fall?
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Like a rock.
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No, but don't worry.
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Elevator like that could fall 18 stories
and not have a scratch.
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But what about the people inside?
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You hose it out, it's good as new.
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Close to showtime, sir.
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Is there room for a person to lie down
in there?
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Full -grown man, two women, and a midget
with a camera.
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life so far. I got married in an Italian
restaurant.
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My husband's gone.
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I'm having a baby in an elevator.
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Well, that's not so unusual.
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It's not?
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No.
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Of course, you're talking to a guy who
once rode across France on a stationary
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bicycle.
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But I'm feeling much better now.
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I just didn't want Sullivan to see me
until I had a chance to talk to one of
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guys. But I thought you were in... South
America I was, but we busted the guy we
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were after.
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What'd you do, hide behind a desk and
give him a heart attack?
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I'll tell you about that later.
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How's Sullivan?
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Sullivan?
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Oh, she's busy.
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Very busy.
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You know, I hope she's not too busy for
me.
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You know, I've been doing a lot of
thinking during the ten months I've been
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gone. Nine months.
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Nine months? You sure? Oh, very sure.
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really screwed up pushing her to get
married the way I did, you know? I'm not
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surprised she had second thoughts about
me and my job and everything.
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Well, I'm sure it was tough.
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See ya.
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Wait, you gotta help me.
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Look, I know Sullivan didn't file the
marriage license.
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Is she dating anybody?
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No, I don't think she'd feel dating
would be appropriate.
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So you think there's a chance she still
loves me?
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Why don't you ask her yourself? Come on.
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Hey, Matt. Yeah?
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Think she'll be surprised?
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Not as much as you'll be.
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and resentment in your voice.
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What?
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Christine, did you ever see your father
naked?
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What the hell kind of doctor are you?
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I have a Ph .D. in psychology from
Tufts.
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Oh, thank God, Doctor, you're here. I
think I'm having an anxiety attack, and
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did see my parents naked.
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I see we've got some power issues that
we need to work out here.
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down in Columbia, I realized my job was
nothing if it meant I had to be without
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you.
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Really? If you'll take me back, I'll
hang up my badge. What do you say?
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You know her better than I do. Is that a
yes?
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Yes!
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Christine, that's terrific!
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So you'll be my wife?
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I'm gonna have you, baby!
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Of course you will!
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Someday. How's today sound?
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We go.
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Can you believe this?
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She's having my baby.
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She's having my baby.
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You saw my baby.
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Cute as a button.
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Looks like Lee Iacocca.
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You mean it's a boy?
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You better hope it is.
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It's a boy!
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It's a boy!
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Don't, don't, please.
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I prefer being on the giving end of
Whiskerburn, you know?
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And so do you, my little bambino.
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Isn't that the most precious thing
you've ever seen?
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Here comes a close second.
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I am never, ever going to leave you
again.
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Hey, we better get you down to the
hospital.
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Yeah, he's right. Come on, guys.
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Only one of you can go with us.
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Oh, of course. Well, I'll keep you
posted.
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Hey, wait a minute. Where do you get to
go?
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Yeah, I can handle this, you know. No,
I'm the one in charge. What are you, in
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charge? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait.
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Which one of you is the father?
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Well, he is.
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Let's go, Sullivan.
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Wait a second, wait a second.
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Harry, guys, how can I thank you for
everything you've done?
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Yeah, some help we were.
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Oh, what do you mean by that?
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Operation Dork.
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Oh, come on. I'm not just talking about
tonight. I'm talking about the last nine
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months.
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They gave me a baby shower.
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They talked me out of moving to Buffalo.
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They helped me through my Lamaze
classes.
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Mostly, you made me feel like I'd never
be alone.
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Hey, don't look at me.
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All I did was get her stuck in the
elevator.
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You know, if it wasn't for that, I
wouldn't have been here for the birth of
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son.
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You want to hold him?
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Your Honor,
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you guys had more to do with this than I
did.
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You know what I mean.
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Wow. Look at that.
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Boy, I've seen some magic in my life,
but nothing top -notch.
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David, he cute.
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I like the haircut.
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He's adorable.
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Hey, Raj, you're not getting sentimental
on this, huh?
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Maybe.
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Want to make something out of it?
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Ma 'am, you really should be going.
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Could you tell the people at the office
that I might not be in for a little
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while? Yeah, what do you say, about six
weeks?
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I don't know.
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I'll have to ask the men in my life.
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Wait a minute!
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They forgot Christine's shoes!
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