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Ooh, look at those threads.
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$2 ,000 worth of silk covering a million
-dollar body.
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Notice how it accentuates each ripple
and bulge.
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What's the big occasion, Dan? Will you
name patron of the year at the Pussycat
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Theater?
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Almost is good.
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I'm invited to a dinner with the Mayor's
Committee on Crime.
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We'll be discussing strategies, making
suggestions.
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Kissing butt.
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I prefer to think of them as keisters of
opportunity.
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Hi, guys.
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Anybody know a cure for hiccups?
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Yes, staple your lips together.
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That didn't work.
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How about pinching your nose and
counting backwards from ten?
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Right. What do you think I am, a
machine?
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Was that honeymoon, huh?
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Harry, it was fantastic.
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In fact, I didn't leave the hotel room
for the first 24 hours.
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Yes, sir.
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And then Amanda finally tracked down a
locksmith and they let me out of there.
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Well, I'm glad to hear it all worked
out.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Things are going great,
considering I'm unemployed.
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Buddy, what are you worried about? Your
wife's worth over $5 million.
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get out of here.
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No, he's right, buddy. Yeah?
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Well, still, I think a man should work
so he can get up in the morning and look
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at himself in the mirror and say, are my
ears even?
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That's why I've been working all day
putting together this resume.
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On a paper plate?
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A hundred for a buck and they fly.
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Buddy, what do you say we punch this out
on the computer and print it out on
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real paper?
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Okay, but the coleslaw's gonna soak
right through.
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I think Bull
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needs some help.
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What are you going to do?
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I'm gonna sneak over there and scare the
hell out of him.
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It never fails.
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All rise.
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Hello. New hiccup remedy, sir.
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Sorry,
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sir. All right, Mac.
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Let's get rolling.
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Yes, sir. People versus BHK 937.
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You're your people mean well, but you're
preventing me from fulfilling my
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mission. I could be home watching roller
derby. You don't hear me complaining.
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Your turn, Mr.
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Prosecutor. Yes, sir. The human baked
potato here was arrested in City Hall
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after threatening two men with this.
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A label maker?
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What do you do? Walk up to them, stick
in their ribs and type out, make my day.
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Your Honor, my client was merely trying
to get in to see the mayor.
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And why was that?
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I'm here to save the world from the
forces of evil!
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Well, you can't, so there.
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V, may I call you V?
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If you wish.
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All right, where exactly is it that
you're from?
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The year 2097.
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Ah, Mac, V is from the future.
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Sir?
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Time travel violates science -based
requirement of locally causal space
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manifolds, making it impossible for
anyone.
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Except maybe the Jetsons.
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Surely you have mutants in your century.
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Sir, in view of the circumstances,
defense would be agreeable to a
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evaluation. Is prosecution agreeable?
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Does a bear drop trow in the woods?
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All right, then, so be it. We'll hold
on, Mr.
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937, for the cyborgs from the Bellevue
Galaxy.
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Bellevue? Will the mayor be there?
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Yes, and three Abe Lincolns.
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Well, Harry, here's the resume.
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Just print it up.
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Buddy, this paper is designed to be
separated.
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Oh, I thought they were like this to
help you find your way back.
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What do you think?
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Whoa, looks pretty professional.
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Thanks to Harry.
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Although, generally, I prefer to draw
little eyebrows over the O's.
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What is this, buddy? It says here you
spent 1971 on a meditative sabbatical.
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Well, Harry dreamed that one up.
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Oh, buddy, we couldn't very well tell
people that you spent a year trying to
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figure out ways to get Gilligan off the
island.
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I came up with 10 ,000 ideas.
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Ideas like making a bamboo raft?
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Ten thousand and one.
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The next thing to do is to copy this and
then figure out what kind of job it is
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you're after.
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Boy, this reality stuff sure keeps you
hopping.
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Admit it.
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This arouses you, doesn't it?
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I can barely restrain myself from
leaping out of my chair and ravishing
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right here, you Nordic god.
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All right, Mac, what's next?
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Yes, sir. People versus the Montez
brothers in a little thing I like to
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assault.
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Trust these hiccup remedies are not
going to interfere with your job.
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Count on me, sir.
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Well, he's a tough act to follow. You
want to try, Mr. Frosketer? Very well,
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sir. The defendants were arrested after
assaulting several Bulgarian tourists on
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a subway car.
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Hey, we were just asking for spare
change.
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But there was a language barrier.
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But fortunately for them, they brought
along a translator.
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Did you ever try to conjugate a
Bulgarian verb?
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I take it, Miss Sullivan, that your
defendants are pleading not guilty?
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Yes, sir. And we asked that in
considering bail you remember that
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gravity of the charges, they are still
just boys.
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Oh, just boys? Well, that explains this.
Then they were just playing pin the
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shiv on the tourists.
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Your Honor, these vermin do not deserve
one shred of pity, compassion, or
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leniency.
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But what the hey, I say let him go.
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To what he says, Judge. Oh, he cut him.
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I can pick him off clean from here, sir.
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Without hitting Dan?
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Oh, well, if you're going to tie my
hand.
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Judge, tell the guards to hand over
their guns.
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No!
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The criminals must be eliminated for the
future of the planet.
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Oh, come on. Nobody buys this future
stuff.
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Who do you like in the 98 Super Bowl?
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What the hell is that?
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Just a little wake -up call from the
21st century.
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Ron, you don't suppose this guy is
really from the future?
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If he is, we're in for a fashion
nightmare.
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V, why are you doing this?
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It's my mission.
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Can't be satisfied just wallowing babies
with your laser?
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Not while the scum live.
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No! You can't shoot that thing in here.
Innocent people will be hurt.
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All right.
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The innocent may exit.
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Okay.
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I want you all to leave in an orderly
fashion.
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The elderly and infirmed first, then
women, then finally able -bodied men.
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Chill out, foil man.
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Do me a favor. Have the decency, if you
hit the suit, to finish me off.
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Listen, V, excuse me for a minute. Why?
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I gotta go to the bathroom.
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What?
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Matt, Roz, don't you feel the urge to
go, too?
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Uh, yeah, I guess we do. Right, Roz?
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We were hoping you would ask.
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Do I have to go, too, sir?
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No, you don't.
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You always know before I do.
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You want to stay here and entertain our
friends.
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So, V, how long can you stay fresh in
that suit?
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Okay, there's no time to spare. Mac, you
call the SWAT team and check to see if
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VHK 937 is a known alias.
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And, Roz, you check the local mental
hospitals and see if they're missing any
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patients with a laser gun.
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Well, don't just stand there, guys. Get
moving.
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Hey, Harry, I got my resume copy, and I
came up with some job ideas. No, no, not
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now, buddy, not now. Dan is being held
captive by two punks with a knife, and
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they're all being held hostage by a man
from the future with a laser gun.
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Okay, then maybe later.
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So how's it going?
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He set a deadline.
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If they don't release your friend in 96
billion oscillations of the mercury
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atom, I'm vaporizing the whole bunch.
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96 billion oscillations? How long is
that?
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I don't know. When I asked him, he went
on a tirade about the lousy educational
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system.
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V, you'd vaporize them all, even Dan?
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A regrettable necessity.
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But... They must be dealt with.
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They are loathsome, grotesque creatures
who prey on the citizens of this city.
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Salt your mother.
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V, wait a minute. I'm on your side,
remember?
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I was trying to put away these yo -yos.
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Yo -yos?
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Legal shorthand for men of honor.
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Muy macho.
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Hey, man. You think I don't know how to
use this?
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I can't get rid of them.
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Have you tried holding your breath?
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That works?
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It always did for me, and it's loads of
fun.
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That's how I had my first hallucination.
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Wow!
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I'll give it a try.
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How long?
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Don't worry, I'll time you.
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little watch.
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I got it for my birthday.
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Not that I needed a watch.
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I did without one for quite a while.
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I used to tell time the way the ancient
Incans did.
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By asking the guy next to me.
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Only five billion oscillations left.
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Uh, V, tell me something.
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Why did you pick this particular time to
come back to?
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Well, we determined that the late 20th
century was our last chance to turn the
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tide of lawlessness and save the future.
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Gee, I don't know. I just can't believe
the future is as bad as you say.
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Are you kidding?
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The city is under siege.
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Crime is out of control.
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We can do it. You rush him, I'll cover
you with the knife.
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I don't know.
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What about the ray gun?
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The ray gun, the ray gun.
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That's it.
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Time's up.
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Prepare to die, scum.
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No!
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I don't have a will.
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I've never... I haven't written my
memoirs yet.
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I've never heard a girl say, Okay, daddy
boy, your turn.
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We'll give them a choice.
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Death or castration?
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Death.
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So be it.
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Oh, wait, wait. You wouldn't shoot a
woman, would you?
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Yes.
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Sorry, Dan, but what made a difference?
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Right, thanks.
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Enough! Now, prepare to have your
electron... freed from their
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orbit. Stop!
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Now what?
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Don't do it, Leon.
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Leon?
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That's his name, Leon Mintz. VHK 937
isn't an alias. It's a license plate. We
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checked it at the DMV.
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Anything else?
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He's 6 '2", 240 pounds, and he's not
supposed to drive at night without his
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glasses.
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You asked.
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They lie.
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I'm from the future.
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Then why do you drive a 76 Pinto?
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It's modified for time travel.
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Why do the dorks always have the cherry
cars?
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First, I considered getting a job
stuffing cardboard in the collars of new
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shirts.
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But there's probably a lot of
competition for those jobs.
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It's 8 .13.
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And then it finally hit me.
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Mothballs. There's always a demand for
mothballs.
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What do you think?
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Oh, are you all right?
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I'm fine.
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But little Joe's trapped in the barn.
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out of here. Oh, sorry, Harry. Didn't
know court was in session. Come on.
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Hey, where's my knife?
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Finders keepers.
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Now, get over here, away from that door.
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Come on.
253
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All right, I am free.
254
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They smudged my suit. All right, you put
that puppy on broil.
255
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,540
I want you all where I can see you.
What? Now! Go!
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Go! You're the boss. You're the boss.
257
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This looks bad.
258
00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:16,520
Silence! Look, Leon. Why do you keep
calling me that?
259
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Leon Mintz was a brilliant industrial
engineer.
260
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,240
He invented the Yoo -Hoo suitcase.
261
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It had a talking handle so you could
find it in the airport.
262
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,140
Oh, that's brilliant.
263
00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,720
Leon Mintz sounds like the kind of guy
the world could use.
264
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,360
Whatever happened to him?
265
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:42,340
One day he was mugged on the street, and
then on the subway.
266
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Then his apartment was robbed, stripped
of everything except for a few clothes
267
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hangers and a Robert Goulet album.
268
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I wonder why they left the hangers.
269
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:57,380
Well, Leon tired of being a victim, so
he decided to do something about it. I,
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he, invented this battery -powered
laser.
271
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You want to see how it works?
272
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,800
That's okay, man. I've seen it. Works
good.
273
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:12,380
Perfect. Look, Leon, you can't go around
just indiscriminately sizzling people.
274
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Think about it.
275
00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:20,080
What gives any person the right to
determine the fate of another person's
276
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Isn't that what you do?
277
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Bad example.
278
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,540
Why won't you believe me?
279
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:38,040
Why won't anybody believe me?
280
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I believe you.
281
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Buddy, you shouldn't be here.
282
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No, no. Let him stay.
283
00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:49,280
You really believe I'm from the future?
284
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,520
Well, sure.
285
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,940
You look like a regular Joe who's got
his light bulb screwed in straight.
286
00:18:54,820 --> 00:18:57,220
So, uh, what's it like in Tomorrowland?
287
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,400
It's horrible.
288
00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:01,280
The forces of chaos are everywhere.
289
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:04,480
It's impossible to find even an island
of serenity.
290
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,820
Well, that's why I keep mine in my
pants.
291
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,960
Buddy, maybe you should let us.
292
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,160
Oh,
293
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:15,540
that's beautiful.
294
00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:18,100
I think it's Tulsa.
295
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,680
Why are you pointing that label maker at
those people?
296
00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:26,960
That's a ray gun, man. They're
criminals.
297
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,840
They must be exterminated so that people
won't have to live in fear.
298
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,890
Afraid to walk to the store at night or
use the parks.
299
00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:37,470
You know what I mean.
300
00:19:38,190 --> 00:19:39,210
All too well.
301
00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:46,090
You remind me of a man who was so filled
with rage and pain that it drove him to
302
00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:52,350
an institution where all he could do was
ball up his fists and scream at the
303
00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:53,350
moon.
304
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,550
Gee, buddy, I never knew.
305
00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:57,310
Yeah.
306
00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,190
Weird Walt.
307
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:03,180
Lived in the same ward with him for 15
years. Didn't get a wink of sleep.
308
00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:06,180
I don't understand.
309
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,200
Hold on.
310
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:13,160
What I'm trying to say is, okay, let
them take your money.
311
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,960
Let them take your property.
312
00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:17,860
But don't let them take your sanity.
313
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,420
I'm just tired of being picked on.
314
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,420
Stop dressing like a Jiffy Pop bag.
315
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:36,740
Next time you feel picked on, just get
away and try thinking
316
00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:41,240
of all the things that are beautiful in
the world.
317
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,500
Like Tulsa.
318
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,280
Yeah.
319
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,900
Can I have Tulsa?
320
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:59,000
I don't know. I've had it for a long
time. Buddy?
321
00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:01,880
Maybe you'd like to work out a trade.
322
00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:06,420
Okay.
323
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,580
I'll trade you Tulsa for the gloves.
324
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,720
The gun, buddy, the gun.
325
00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:20,900
Or the gun.
326
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Okay.
327
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,400
There you go.
328
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,580
Tulsa.
329
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:34,960
Yeah.
330
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,060
Buddy, you sure you're not going to miss
Tulsa?
331
00:21:39,780 --> 00:21:42,480
Nah, not as long as I got Tallahassee.
332
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,120
Hi, boys.
333
00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:51,640
Can I give you a lift to holding?
334
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,720
Hey, Tiki, you're kind of cute. You got
a boyfriend?
335
00:21:55,020 --> 00:21:56,960
Hey, man, I saw her first. I saw her.
336
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,740
Well, it's only 8 .19. You think I still
got time to get this clean and make it
337
00:22:02,740 --> 00:22:05,140
to the dinner party? Oh, yeah, you can
get some coffee and still have time to
338
00:22:05,140 --> 00:22:06,560
tell a tasteless sex joke.
339
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:07,800
Luck's with me, huh?
340
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:11,100
Hey, buddy.
341
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,700
I wish time travel were possible.
342
00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,620
Maybe I would have had a chance to meet
Gene Harlow.
343
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,120
Learn magic from Houdini.
344
00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,900
Seen Mal in his first concert?
345
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:25,960
I'd go back to last Tuesday.
346
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:29,780
earmuffs on the subway.
347
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:33,680
Possibilities are endless.
348
00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:36,520
Your Honor, the guys from Bellevue
picked up Mr. V.
349
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:38,260
Thank you, Bo.
350
00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:40,440
Any chance I could take home this ray
gun?
351
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,680
I got something clogging up my toilet.
352
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:46,900
Sorry, big guy. That thing has to go
back to evidence.
353
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,660
Oh, all right. I guess I can keep on
using the shell station.
354
00:23:02,919 --> 00:23:04,480
What? I dropped the ray gun.
355
00:23:04,740 --> 00:23:05,740
Sorry.
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