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$8 .95 for a whoopee cushion?
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I remember a day when you could
humiliate someone for under five bucks.
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You don't have to tell me about the
rising cost of inflatables.
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Your Honor, your new stenographer's
here.
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Hi, I'm Tracy Knight.
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Well, hi there, Tracy Knight. I'm Judge
Harry Stone, and this is... Assistant
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District Attorney Dan Fielding at your
service.
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Mr. Fielding, yes, I've heard a lot
about you.
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Oh, then my ads are working.
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Come on, Tracy, I'll show you the
courtroom.
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Uh, wait up. There's a few things I want
to show you myself.
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Hey, Harry, you got a second?
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For what, Mac? Well, Kwan Lee and I are
thinking about maybe getting a little
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retail business started, and she wanted
to get your advice on it.
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For some reason.
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What are you thinking of selling?
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These.
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Oh, hey, great.
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What is it?
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Well, they're Vietnamese snack. Kwan Lee
makes them from an old secret family
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recipe. Oh, Mac, you know how tough it
would be to get something like this out
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on the market?
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Well, I knew I could get a little
involved.
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Involved? Mac, you need cash.
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For raw materials, labor, license fees,
insurance.
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Insurance? For these little crackers?
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You're gonna need it. And there's
competition. Mac, do you know how good
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things would have to be for you to get
investors?
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$5 ,000 enough to get you started?
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Therefore, I feel as though it's my duty
to do everything I can to make it safer
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for the women of New York.
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You moving to Chicago?
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Rosalind, you kidder.
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So, Tracy, what do you say maybe we get
together after the session, just the two
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of us?
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Dan, before this goes any further, let's
get something straight.
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I make it a strict policy never to date
my coworkers.
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Oh, so do I.
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I hope you didn't misread my intentions.
I merely meant if you have any
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questions, maybe I could help answer
them.
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Oh. Well, that's awfully nice.
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Maybe some other time.
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See you later.
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Toodles.
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I'll have her in a week.
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Needless to say, impersonating the vice
president is a very serious offense.
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That's a $200 fine, and would you tell
the Secret Service agents they've been
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watching the wrong guy?
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That's recessed.
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I gotta admit, you are a dead ringer for
Walter Mondale.
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We got a photographer waiting.
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Photographer for what? For the
promotions for our Mac Snacks.
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What the hell is a Mac Snack?
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That's the name I came up with for our
new product. Pretty jazzy, huh?
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Sounds stupid.
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That's what they said about the Ding
Dong.
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Darn, things duck again.
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Tracy, maybe I can give you a hand.
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There you go.
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You have been so helpful the last couple
of days, Dan.
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I'm sorry I jumped to conclusions about
your intention.
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How about letting me buy you a cup of
coffee to make amends?
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No, I don't think that's a very good
idea. You know how rumors get started.
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You mean, like, that one about you
knowing the bra size of every woman in
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building?
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Is that scurrilous lie still being
bandied about?
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Oh, well, see, there's a prime example
why our relationship should stay totally
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professional.
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What's with you, Dan?
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You think maybe she's a guy?
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It's obvious she's had some bad
experiences with men. I think it
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befriend her, earn her respect.
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Then I'll take advantage of her.
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It's nice to know in this ever -changing
world that you'll always be your
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disgustingly perverted self.
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Count on me.
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Chrissy?
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Uncle Floyd?
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to the big city?
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Well, we just wound up our annual ball
-bearing convention.
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Ooh, I bet the networks were fighting to
cover that one.
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Actually, it was pretty exciting. As you
know, our goal is a friction -free
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America.
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Well, I suppose you'll be heading back
to Wichita now.
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No, I get $100 off my airfare by staying
a week. So, that couch of yours still
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pulled out into a bed?
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Huh?
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Yes.
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If I put the dining room table out on
the balcony and I put the TV set into
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fireplace... Great.
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I'll wait for you in the back.
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Like your new roomie.
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That man is the biggest cheapskate
alive.
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Last time we had dinner together, he
stole the ashtray off the table.
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A lot of people take those from
restaurants.
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We're eating at my place.
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Wow, is that a real metal detector?
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Yep. Can I see how it works? Sure.
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You got a quarter?
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Right here.
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Works every time.
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Josh, can you do that again? Sure.
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You got another quarter?
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Hey, Matt, we're ready whenever you are.
Oh, come on, Harry. Is this really
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necessary?
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Matt, I told you. It's important that
Matt's next have a positive, healthy,
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-American image.
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But Nick's going to walk you right
through it.
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He'll make it easy. He's one of the tops
in his field.
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Okay? He's all yours, Nick.
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Okay, now.
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We want a big happy face for the camera,
all right?
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Harry.
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Did I mention that Nick's a baby
photographer?
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What? He was having a special.
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Oh, come on, Mac.
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Sammy the Shutterbug says...
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Nick's going to get a big surprise when
I put semi -weather flash, don't you?
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Gutting pig.
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Frank?
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What's wrong?
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Oh, I just passed the construction site
and those workers were hollering things
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about every part of my anatomy.
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Like what?
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Oh, you know.
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Nice legs, nice butt, nice bod.
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Nice yabos that would make a Trappist
monk scream, Yo!
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Shake them, mother!
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Well, no, they didn't say that.
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Oh, well, from what I understand, it's
pretty common.
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Tracy, on behalf of all men, I
apologize.
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Well, thanks.
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You know, I just wish all guys were as
courteous and respectful as you.
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Don't ever change.
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All right, here's something.
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How about going to the museum to see the
currency exhibit?
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I don't know.
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It's free.
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Yeah, but they'd want a donation.
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Okay, maybe you have a suggestion.
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Well, actually, I was thinking maybe we
could get some lunch. I'm starving.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I won't be able to join
you. I've got to prepare for session.
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Well, I wasn't that hungry.
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Oh, for heaven's sake.
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Here's five dollars.
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Thanks.
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Can I get you anything?
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Oh, yeah. As a matter of fact, I'd like
a cup of coffee.
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Sure.
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What is so important that it can't wait?
Trust me, Mac, you're gonna love this.
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In case you forgot, I work in this
building.
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Sure, just like Clark works at the Daily
Planet.
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Harry, this is not at all what Quan Lee
and I had in mind.
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We wanted to sell him in the cafeteria.
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Wrap him in a little cellophane. Maybe a
bow.
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Cellophane in a bow?
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Yeah. Matt, that's pathetic.
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Stone! Hey, Marv! Glad you could drop
by.
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Well, now, you make it worth my while.
and it'll be my pleasure.
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Marv, I want you to meet my partner, Mac
Robinson.
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Pleased to meet you, Robinson.
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That you in the sissy outfit?
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Yeah, you got a problem with that?
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Excuse us a second, Marv. Mac.
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What? You know who that is? That's Mini
Mart Marv.
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Mini Mart who?
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Mini Mart Marv, the owner of over 600 of
Marv's Metro Mini Marts. If he likes
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Mac's snacks, he could order up to 1
,000 bags.
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1 ,000 a month?
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A thousand a day.
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Hello, Harvey!
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Look, I'm not much for small talk, so
why don't we just get right down to
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business and suck down some of them Mac
Snackers. Here we go, Mark.
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Ooh, a nice package.
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Not bad.
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He likes them. Marvy likes them.
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Not so passed on.
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Anyone can enjoy the first band.
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The real market is in multiple sales.
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Hey, so how many do you need?
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Five. Five?
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The day I discovered marshmallow prune
gooey, I ate 16 of them.
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And I wanted for more.
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Yeah. Let's show Marv that everyone
likes Mac's next. Okay, yeah.
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Rock, help us out.
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Oh, gee, could I?
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I'll take the lasagna.
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It's good to eat where they know you.
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30 cents for a bread roll.
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Have you got anything a day old?
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Have a snack, Floyd.
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Why would I want those?
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They're free.
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Not anymore?
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Well, that's it. How are we doing? We're
doing great.
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Okay, everybody!
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likely something he ate.
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Probably these.
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He was sucking them down like a python
in a bunny cage.
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There you go. This is probably it.
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Trust the boys in the morgue will let us
know for sure.
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Let's go, guys.
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Matt, what the hell did you do to these
things? The ones I ate the other day
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were fine. I don't know. You had me up
all night baking these things. I mean, I
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was tired. Maybe I put in too much of
Cornley's secret spice.
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That secret spice by any chance come in
a package with a picture of a dead roach
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on it?
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Don't start in on me, Harry.
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Mac, you poisoned Minnie Mart Marr.
Well, he'd still be alive if you hadn't
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invited him down here. You're the one
who made the snacks that were good to
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last gasp.
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Oh, you're the one. I know, I know.
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Now,
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in case you boys forgot, we passed out a
few dozen of these death packs.
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any of those Mac stacks loose.
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And to avoid a panic, let's downplay the
poison angle.
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Right.
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I'll just say they have razor -sharp
edges that'll shred your intestines like
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confetti.
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Maybe even more subtle.
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You're the boss.
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for you.
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For moi?
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You're being such a gentleman.
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You make me blush.
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Those men you work with are always
coming on to me or leering at me like
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sexual object.
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You know, that outrage is my feminine
side.
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You know, not that I'm a prude or
anything. In fact, away from the office,
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very physical woman.
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You are?
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Oh, yes.
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When I'm with the right man, something
just comes over me.
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Oh. I lose all control and give in to
mad lustful animal passions.
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My mind says no, but my body says yes.
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I am. I'm much better.
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41, 42.
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Oh, man, we're still six short.
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We're gonna fry.
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Mac, get a grip on yourself.
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This was not premeditated. It was
accidental death by snack.
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Oh, yeah?
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Tell me that when you're playing hard to
get at the prison dance.
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Here's all I can find.
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Damn, there are still... two bags
missing.
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We're gonna fry.
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Chrissy, I don't understand why you're
so upset.
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I have never been around anyone who
found it necessary to steal toilet
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Well, I didn't see any sign saying you
had to use it here.
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All right, Uncle Floyd, I'm gonna say
something now in language I don't
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use, but I can't help it.
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Uncle Floyd!
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there was anything wrong with being
thrifty.
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Look, maybe it would be better for our
relationship if you were just to go home
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now.
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It'll cost me $100 to change my flight.
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Oh, don't look at me. I've been picked
to the bone.
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Not as if I've been having a great time.
The highlight of my trip has been this
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free bag of snacks.
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Why not?
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Uh, no reason.
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Floyd, why don't you just give me the
bag?
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Give you the bag?
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Sir, would you mind telling me what's
going on here? Chrissy, I'll handle it.
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Fellas, you seem to want this bag pretty
bad.
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Let's be honest.
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The snacks are poison.
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If you eat them, you'll die.
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Right.
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really, he's telling you the truth.
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Well, in that case, I could part with
them for a small fee, say $50.
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$50? Harry, why don't you just let him
eat the snacks?
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Because they're poison.
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And?
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Come back. I am like fruit on the vine.
Without you, I will...
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wiffle like a raisin.
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Dan, you really don't mean that.
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I don't? No.
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The only reason you want me is because
you can't have me. The truth is, you
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don't even find me appealing.
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Oh, yes, I do.
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No, you don't. Trust me. You are not
attracted to me, and I am not attracted
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you. I'll show you.
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Workers, we could have some fun then,
huh?
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Last call, Judge.
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Fifty dollars.
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I'm not paying fifty bucks for any lousy
bag of puffed rice.
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That's right, you're not, because the
price just went up to a hundred.
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Sounds fair to me.
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Whose side are you on?
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I'll make it up to you, but I'll just
get him on a plane out of here.
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him out clean from here, sir.
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Come on. We need $200. Everybody pull
your money.
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How much you got?
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Thirteen bucks and a coupon from Prang's
Kickboxing Academy.
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This is worth $20 and you get kicked by
Prang himself.
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I need a favor.
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Not now.
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important. I want you to fire me.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Just for a couple of days.
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An hour.
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Fifteen minutes.
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Dan, I have a real crisis here. I gotta
come up with $200 now.
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You're telling me. Mac, if I ever again
say let's go into business, you stop me.
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No matter what it takes, stop me.
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Harry, we just got a call from the
corner.
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Mac Snacks didn't kill Marv.
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What? It was cardiac arrest.
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His arteries were clogged with
marshmallow prune gooey.
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We're back in business!
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Don't worry.
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This sort of thing will stop once they
hit puberty.
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is going to be smiling out of every
lunchbox in America.
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Oh, no, it's not.
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What is it now, Mac? Well, what it is is
we've got to get some stuff straight.
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Such as? Such as. You may be my boss in
court, but in the Mac Snack business, we
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are partners.
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Well, Mac, I admit I'm pathologically
decisive. I'm not done talking.
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Right. And you don't tell me to pose for
photos without discussing it with me
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beforehand. You're right there. You see
what I mean?
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And you don't design packages or
displays without consulting me.
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That sounds reasonable. And you don't
bring in buyers without checking with me
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first.
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Now, if we're working together, it's
going to be 50 -50 or nothing at all.
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have you got that?
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I think so.
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Anything else? No. Now, get out of here.
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get used to this sort of thing.
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Ross, we'll be starting court in a
minute.
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Not until you find a new prosecutor.
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You fired Dan, remember?
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Oh, yeah.
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Where is he now?
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Guess.
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Okay, Dan.
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Joke's over. You're back on the payroll.
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That's what he meant to be.
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You okay, Dan?
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