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Sorry I'm late, Your Honor.
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Relax, Bull.
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Harry's late getting back from that
conference.
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Darn. I could have stayed longer at my
boys' club basketball practice.
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Bull, I didn't know you coached a
basketball team.
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I'm not the coach.
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I'm the basket.
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See?
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Oh, look at those cute kids.
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You don't realize what good shooters
they are until they've bounced a couple
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three -pointers off your skull.
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Uh, Bull, maybe I missed the nuances of
the game, but isn't there usually a
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backboard? Oh, they can't afford one.
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In fact, unless they come up with $7
,000, they're losing the club.
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Well, hey, Bull, let me start you out
with $20.
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Yeah, hey, I'll help, too.
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Gee, thanks, guys.
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What?
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Come on, Dan, you can't say no to these
cute little dribblers.
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All right, all right, all right.
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Gee,
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Dan, thanks.
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Now I can buy a new pee for the whistle.
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Judge Stone's office.
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Yeah, Harry, where are you?
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I'm still in Buffalo, Mac. I missed my
flight.
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Oh, got tired up at the conference, huh?
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No, it wasn't that.
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See, the snowshaker that I got at the
gift shop was leaking, so I got off the
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plane to exchange it.
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Uh -huh.
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Anyway, I gotta run, Mac. I gotta fly to
LaGuardia in ten minutes.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Okay, bye -bye.
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Harry won't be in until after lunch, but
he called the presiding judge's office,
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and they're sending over Judge Wilbur.
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Wilbur? She's still alive?
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She's not that old.
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I know that. I just figured somebody
would have killed her by now.
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Does the city pay you people to sit on
your cans?
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Judge Wilbur, what a pleasure to see
your face again.
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Suff it, Fielding. You bet. I just
finished one shift, and I'm not too
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about doing another.
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Well, we move pretty quickly. It won't
be too bad.
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Oh, yeah?
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Ever spend 20 hours in a girdle?
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Yes.
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Let's get the ground rules straight.
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I run my court differently than that yo
-yo stone.
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I don't do card tricks.
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I don't have dribble glasses.
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And I hate fun.
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Now let's go hang someone.
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More coffee coming up.
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You know, this is your third pot. Maybe
you should cut back a little.
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What are you saying?
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That it'll make me irritable?
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Oh, mercy, no. Why would I think that?
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What'd you do with this coffee, Mac?
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Run it through a hamster?
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No, ma 'am.
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But maybe next time.
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Thanks very much, folks. We're getting
closer to our goal.
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The last half hour, we've collected...
90 cents.
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And a set of uppers.
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Carl Stemple and Van Doren. For the last
time, I am a gecko.
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Wrong, wrong. I am a snake.
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What's with the reptiles?
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Well, Your Honor, the critters in
question were contestants on the What Am
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game show when they attacked the show's
host, Mr. Chuck Fleck.
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Your Honor, my clients feel they lost
unfairly. They both claim they had the
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correct answer to the question.
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What question?
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The bonus question!
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And here it is.
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I am two feet long, and I escape my
attackers by expelling my organ.
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What am I?
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My ex -husband.
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The answer is obviously I am a gecko.
The answer is I am a snake.
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Actually, it's a sea cucumber.
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That's right!
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Are you sure?
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Oh, yeah.
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Whenever the sea cucumber, or beche de
mer, is threatened, it diverts the
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attacker by disemboweling itself and
expelling its own organs into the water.
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And they make girls wear bathing caps.
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The court finds this all fascinating.
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It also finds you both guilty.
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$200 fine.
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Mr. Shannon, I think you'd make a
wonderful contestant on What Am I?
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A contestant?
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Oh, no, I can't. I'm sorry.
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Oh, come on, Bull. You'd be great.
You're a storehouse of useless
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Thanks, Christine.
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But I can't.
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I don't get it. I thought he'd jump at
the chance.
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Who'd jump at the chance of making a
jackass of himself on television?
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Well, the winner gets to take home over
$10 ,000.
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What time does the jackass have to be
there?
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We're on live at 8 o 'clock.
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Are you sure he'll show? Yes, yes, he'll
show. Now, excuse us. We have to get
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ready. See you tomorrow.
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Love your calves.
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Well, look, this game show thing, you
can do it. Trust me.
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Oh, really?
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I'm not interested.
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I make enough money to live on. What
about all those underprivileged lads who
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are going to lose their gym?
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Well, yeah.
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If I won, I guess I could give them all
the money. Exactly.
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Minus my 30 % guidance fee.
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Well, I'd love to help those kids, but
I'm no good at high -pressure
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No, Bull, listen to me. It's not a high
-pressure situation. It's a friendly
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game. Oh, sure, at first.
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Then when you hit the bonus round and
the pressure mounts with that clock
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ticking away like thunderbolts in your
brain, tick, tock, tick.
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Listen,
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I guarantee you, not only can you appear
on that game show, but you can do so
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amazingly stress -free.
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Would this involve a lug wrench to the
base of the skull?
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No.
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Hypnosis. A little skill I picked up at
a power persuasion seminar I attended.
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I'm always looking for ways to maximize
my leadership potential.
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You wouldn't also be using this to pick
up women, would you?
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Well, it's cheaper than tranquilizer
darts.
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Makes sense. No conscious woman would go
out with you.
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Okay, Dan, let's... See some of this
hocus pocus. Go ahead. All right, all
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right. But look, it's a very
sophisticated procedure. Sometimes it
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minutes to get a subject under.
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First, you fixate the subject on an
object like this pen.
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Then...
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Okay,
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Dan, what do you usually do now?
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Put out the lights and turn on Sinatra.
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Put him over here.
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Well,
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congratulations, Dan. You got yourself a
two -ton paperweight.
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Well, he can't go on the game show like
that.
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I know that.
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Just be patient. I was going to plant
that post -hypnotic suggestion as soon
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I figure out how to do it. Give me this.
Would you please? It's my book!
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Ah, here you go.
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Suggestibility while in a hypnotic
trance. I knew I had it. Dan, you better
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it before Judge Wilbur gets back and
snaps your little head off.
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Judge Wilbur. I wish somebody would
twist that old bag's head off.
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Or better yet, stuff her down the mail
chute.
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Hello.
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This better be important or you'll fry.
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Judge Wilbur?
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Don't, you little twerp. Where the hell
are you?
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I'm still in Buffalo, and I have a
pretty damn good reason why, too.
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Yeah? Why?
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I got my tie caught in the escalator.
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It's true. See, my hat fell off, and so
I bent over to get it, and that's when I
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got tangled up. And then while I was
getting untangled, somebody swiped my
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flight bag, which had my ticket, not to
mention a new pack of hot pepper gum, so
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I missed my plane.
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I'm tired of covering for you, so get
your tail back here.
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Pronto.
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Obviously very susceptible to
suggestion.
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Oh, my dear Lord in heaven.
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Special delivery.
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No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't, don't.
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Whoa, whoa. Dan didn't mean it when he
said to stuff Judge Wilbur in the mail
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chute.
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Oh, Fielding.
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I am going to get to hang somebody.
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It says here a loud noise could wake him
up.
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Hi, guys.
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It's a judge, bud, isn't it?
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You would not have believed it,
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Harry.
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Was she mad?
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Picture what would happen if somebody
gave Darth Vader a noogie.
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Well, if Dan survives his prison stay,
I'll see what I can do for him when I
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back.
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Yeah, hopefully tonight.
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I've hitched a ride with a trucker.
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Come on, bean butt.
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Let's roll.
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Could I have a minute here, please?
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Nope. But you can use the phone in the
truck.
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You got a phone in the truck?
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Do now.
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here for?
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Um, contempt of court.
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You guys?
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Oh, we're just in for a little terror
and mayhem spree between here and South
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Carolina. Eight robberies, six stolen
cars, four kidnappings, and three mini
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-marts burned to the ground.
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We littered too, but they never got us
on that one.
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I loved you guys in Deliverance.
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Hey,
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Don, how's it going?
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Oh, not bad.
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Oh, I don't think you've met my roomies,
Cary Grant, Prince Charles.
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All right, so is Wilbur going to let me
out of here or what?
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Yeah, when Jerry Falwell goes heavy
metal.
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Dan, we need the hypnosis book. There's
only an hour before Bull has to be at
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the game show. Here.
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Come on now, guys. Let's just forget
about the game show. I'm too nervous to
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think. Paul, do you realize what's
riding on this?
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Yeah, I know. The kid's gymnasium. The
kid. The kid. The kid. What about my 30
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%?
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Okay, okay. Here we go.
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Planting the post -hypnotic suggestion.
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Okay. Fixate the subject on a focal
point.
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Really, guys? I'm too nervous.
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I'm just...
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All right, Christine, hurry now. What's
next?
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Okay, I see. A trigger such as a key
phrase will free the subject from his
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inhibition.
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All right, Paul, you'll be completely
relaxed and confident when you hear
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words. I want to be your love slave.
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Hey, what happened?
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I feel great.
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Oh, real good, Dan. You just planted an
obscene trigger phrase.
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The only kind I know.
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you're gonna be just fine.
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Yeah, this might not be so bad after
all. Shannon, you're on the air in two
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minutes. I gotta go home.
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Bull, stop.
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You're not going to be nervous because I
want to be your love slave.
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Say, that is good news.
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No, Bull, you don't understand.
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I want to be your love slave.
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Christine, you're making my brain sweat.
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Why is this working? I don't understand
it.
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Well, in the first place, I'm a bailiff
and you're a public defender.
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Mr. Shannon, you're on.
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And now, it's
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time to play America's favorite game
show.
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I'm Jeffrey Zane, and I'm a computer
programmer from Enid, Oklahoma.
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I'm Catherine Schuster. I'm a
schoolteacher from St. Petersburg,
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I'm Bull Shannon, and I think I'm going
to vomit.
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Well, if you reach me, that's an extra
hundred dollars.
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What do you say we get to our first
question, all right?
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Players, hands above buzzers.
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I am a female of the porcine or bovine
persuasion. What am I?
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I am a sow.
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Yes, you are, for $200.
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I like this show.
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Hey, you really know that guy there?
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Yes, yes.
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00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,080
Oh, I'm sorry.
247
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:23,040
Are we bothering you, Mr. Big Shot? I
know somebody on TV.
248
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:29,520
I am soft and squishy, so I can be
smeared into cracks and holes.
249
00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:31,060
What am I?
250
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,540
I am Spackle.
251
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,580
That's correct, Bullfuck. You forgot to
buzz in.
252
00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:43,960
Fantastic. I've hitched my wagon to a
tree stump.
253
00:16:15,470 --> 00:16:17,350
I am a compost heap.
254
00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:20,570
You most certainly are.
255
00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:22,830
And you now have 400.
256
00:16:23,770 --> 00:16:25,070
Jeffrey has 200.
257
00:16:25,310 --> 00:16:29,350
And, Bull, you're in last place with
zero.
258
00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:32,710
Oh, something's wrong.
259
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:33,950
Why is he losing?
260
00:16:34,290 --> 00:16:36,210
Because he's dumb as a donut, that's
why.
261
00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:44,050
Hello? Oh, yeah, hi, Christy. Yeah, we
noticed he's not doing too good.
262
00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:46,420
Uh -oh.
263
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:49,560
Christine tried the hypnotic suggestion
on Bull, but it didn't work.
264
00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:53,580
You don't suppose that the person who
says the key phrase has to be the same
265
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,559
who planted it?
266
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,940
Oh, no, and Dan's in jail. Oh, now we're
really up the creek.
267
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,200
What are you doing in here?
268
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,040
Christine, I gotta go.
269
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,819
Why is my bailiff on a game show?
270
00:17:05,660 --> 00:17:09,380
You see, this boys' club's gonna close
down, and Bull's been helping out by
271
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:12,140
being their basket, but they're out of
money. And Bull could win.
272
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:15,829
But it doesn't work to have Christine
say, I want to be your love slave.
273
00:17:15,829 --> 00:17:17,089
why we need to get Dan out of jail.
274
00:17:20,569 --> 00:17:22,410
Pour me one of whatever you're having.
275
00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:28,770
Jeffrey! I am a titmouse.
276
00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:33,190
Oh, no, you aren't. Anyone else?
277
00:17:34,690 --> 00:17:35,710
I am earwax.
278
00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:37,350
Yes, you are!
279
00:17:40,770 --> 00:17:42,170
That's another $500.
280
00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:47,170
Dan, what are you doing out of jail?
281
00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:49,650
Wilbur said if I could help the kid,
she'd let me out. What's he doing?
282
00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:51,250
Well, he's doing all right. He's making
a comeback.
283
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,510
As soon as he started breathing again,
he started doing okay.
284
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:56,510
All right, Bo, come on. Danny needs a
new pair of chaps.
285
00:17:58,150 --> 00:17:59,550
I am a sebaceous cyst.
286
00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:01,490
Yes, you are.
287
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:14,040
That means only 30 seconds remain in
regulation play, and each question is
288
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,080
worth $1 ,000.
289
00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:23,680
Players, I am a homophrodite, and when I
mate, I leap from a tree, swinging from
290
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:28,140
7 to 24 hours on a rope made from my own
mucus.
291
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:29,520
What am I?
292
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,260
I am a great gray slug. Yes, you are!
293
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,870
I am three inches long and weigh less
than a dime.
294
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,310
I am an Etruscan shrew.
295
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:45,690
Amazing!
296
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:47,290
Next question.
297
00:18:47,530 --> 00:18:48,910
I live in warm.
298
00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:51,130
I am a dust mite.
299
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,430
Yes!
300
00:18:53,670 --> 00:18:55,110
$6 ,700.
301
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,190
Only seconds left.
302
00:18:58,590 --> 00:18:59,890
I am zirconium.
303
00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:01,630
Yes, you are!
304
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,030
That's the end of Regulation Play.
305
00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:09,590
Catherine, you're still first with $8
,300.
306
00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:11,870
Jeffrey, you're just behind with $7
,900.
307
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:14,250
And Bull has $7 ,700.
308
00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:19,850
This game is up for grabs. Who is going
to win? Find out when we play Super What
309
00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:21,570
Am I right after this commercial.
310
00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:23,330
Clear?
311
00:19:23,650 --> 00:19:26,750
All right, Bull baby, come on, bring it
home to Denny.
312
00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:28,610
Hi, guys. This is great.
313
00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:31,610
I was afraid they were going to have
a... Clock!
314
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:34,250
I better do something.
315
00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:35,730
Bull. Sir.
316
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:39,200
You can't talk to the contestants. No,
it's an emergency. I can't let anybody
317
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:45,460
stage. Bull, bull, bull, I want to be...
All right, we're back.
318
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:49,820
And now for the super what am I bonus
question worth $2 ,000.
319
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,400
Here it is.
320
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:57,560
I am colorless and initially odorless,
but if I do not soon evaporate, bacteria
321
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,720
makes me offend the olfactory senses.
322
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,240
What am I?
323
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,620
Jeffrey! I am pond scum.
324
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,040
Strangely appropriate, but not correct.
325
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,660
Catherine! I am lighter fluid.
326
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,260
Sorry, Catherine, that's not correct.
327
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:25,540
But you can still win if Bull fails to
answer correctly before time runs out.
328
00:20:56,320 --> 00:21:00,260
commercial's over. No, no, Dad, he
already... Oh, I want to be your love
329
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:06,920
Sir, Mr. Shannon just won, and we're on
the air live.
330
00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:08,180
You're perfect.
331
00:21:28,460 --> 00:21:29,460
this to say?
332
00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:35,660
Well, I have pieced it together and it
seems I was kidnapped and drugged by
333
00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:37,280
Soviet agents.
334
00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:45,420
Well, it looks like I pulled another one
out of the fire, huh?
335
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,320
Hello?
336
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:52,880
Harry, where are you?
337
00:21:56,270 --> 00:21:58,590
We had some engine trouble. This could
take a couple of hours.
338
00:21:59,290 --> 00:22:01,570
Oh, we could be here all night.
339
00:22:01,770 --> 00:22:02,910
Sweet cakes.
340
00:22:07,850 --> 00:22:09,190
Holy moly.
341
00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:13,730
Is that really a tattoo of Manny, Moe,
and Jack?
342
00:22:16,270 --> 00:22:17,270
Help! Matt!
343
00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:18,310
Help!
344
00:22:20,610 --> 00:22:23,830
Looks like Harry's not going to make it
back in time for the next session.
345
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,720
And I guess you haven't seen the last of
us.
346
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:31,100
I know you people think I don't like
you.
347
00:22:31,860 --> 00:22:32,860
Well, you're wrong.
348
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,260
I loathe you.
349
00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:42,760
And you have my word that for every
minute you spend in my courtroom,
350
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:47,660
I'm going to give you a full 60 seconds
of excruciating torture.
351
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,160
And they say I don't know how to have a
good time.
352
00:22:57,260 --> 00:23:00,500
I realize that you've been working
around the clock, and I would think that
353
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:03,320
must be getting awfully tired.
354
00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:11,460
The fences are down, and you're becoming
more and more suggestible.
355
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,500
Good.
356
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:22,520
Now, you're going to begin being nice to
everyone here, especially me,
357
00:23:22,660 --> 00:23:24,780
starting right now.
358
00:23:29,130 --> 00:23:31,350
You're a very sweet guy, Dan.
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