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Well, Mac, it's a 2 ,000 -foot putt.
What do you think?
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I'd use your number three woodpecker,
sir.
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Off with his head!
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Hey, Stone, don't you know it's illegal
to use a hopped -up ball?
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That's it!
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Hey, Harry, how do two sailors greet
each other?
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With a naval salute!
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Naval salute.
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Oh, yes, sir.
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I'm howling on the inside.
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Harry, I'd like you to meet Jimmy
Cleaver. He's working here now.
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Hi, Jimmy. Very nice to meet you. Gee,
they're making our interns younger and
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younger all the time, aren't they?
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He's not an intern. He's a judge.
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You are a judge?
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Hey, it's okay. I brought a note from my
parents.
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I'm sorry, Jimmy. I used to get that
kind of stuff all the time myself. You
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know, when I was appointed, I was the
youngest judge ever.
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34.
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I'm 33.
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This is such a thrill for me, sir. I
have been a fan of yours ever since I
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little kid.
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That long, huh?
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Sir, you're like a law school legend.
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I mean, you're the man responsible for
the whoopee podium, the exploding
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not to mention my personal favorite, the
combustible toilet paper.
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Well, it did help the dean set the state
high jump record.
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Hey, Harry, I think young Jimmy here
could use some of your special candy.
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Sure, sure, sure.
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Hey, Jimmy, maybe you'd like to try a
little...
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Peanut burrito?
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Oh, sure, I'd love some.
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Gee, that used to just jump right up.
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My world and welcome to it.
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You know, sir, the new ones don't do
that.
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They have microchip -controlled titanium
springs.
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Oh, well, that's great if you want one
that...
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works every time.
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That's my texture. Without it, today's
prankster is a dinosaur.
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Well, I gotta go be a judge.
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Good luck, Jimmy.
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Real nice meeting you. Real nice. Real,
real, real nice.
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I hate his guts.
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Where does he get off being so young?
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Come on, Harry. Don't be such a fucker
butt.
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You know, After 68 years and three heart
attacks, I can tell you fun is the best
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revenge. Here.
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Blow my brains to Brooklyn.
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No, I'm not in the mood.
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Ah, come on. Your mother wears combat
boots. Forget it.
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Your head is shaped like a bedpan.
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It ain't gonna work.
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Mel Torme is a woman.
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Harry, do you mind if I... Two thousand
bucks a week, my lips are sealed.
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I can't stand how gloomy Harry's been
since Judge Sims died.
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It just tears my heart out to think he
blames himself.
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It wasn't Harry's fault.
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He just... Pulled the trigger and Judge
Sims dropped dead.
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Dan, the doctor said that the dark gun
had nothing to do with it. He died of a
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heart attack.
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We gotta do something to cheer Harry up.
The last two weeks he's been so...
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unspunky.
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All rise.
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Manhattan Criminal Court Part 2 is now
in session.
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The formerly fun -loving, but lately
pretty darn depressing,
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Merrill T. Stone presiding.
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Be seated.
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Or stand up. I don't give a damn.
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Sir, look, you've got to get Judge Sims
out of your mind. I can't, Mac.
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They did such a cheesy job putting up
the dent in his forehead.
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Try to bear up, sir.
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First case, people versus grubs.
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Attempted robbery.
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Judge, sludge.
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Don't fight the feeling, sir. Any joke
you can come up with, just let her rip.
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What's the charge?
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Oh, I can't stand it.
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Oh, you're back, sir.
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Mr. Prosecutor? Yes, sir. Well, the
Wizard of Ooze here...
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Continue. Well, he robbed a tour boat,
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and while trying to make his escape, the
Duke of Oil...
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Caught in the ship's tow line and was
dragged through six miles of raw sewage.
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The muck stops here.
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Well,
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sir, my client pleads guilty, but he
does pray that you will let him... Let
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off the... Let him off the...
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over for trial?
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I'm the defender.
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Put a sock in it.
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Sorry.
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That's it?
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I stay conscious for three hours to hear
the legendary Harry Stone?
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And that's the best you can do?
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Where's the scintillating repartee?
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I'm real sorry, sir, but this is not the
time or the place for mindless
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frivolity.
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The wheels of justice.
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Look, Cleaver. Hey, nice robe, Judge.
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Is that silk?
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They give us new and alert judges
polyester.
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Forget the robe, Cleaver.
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I will not have you disrupting the
solemn dignity of my courtroom.
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Whoa, this from the man who once
presided in a Puff the Magic Dragon
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Well, that's true, but there was a
pretty darn good reason for that. It
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Mac, what was the pretty darn good
reason for that?
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Your King Kong suit was in the cleaner,
sir.
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See?
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But recent events have shown me that
life is not a game.
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These people want more from their judges
than just cheap sideshow theatrics.
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Well, then I guess they won't want to
see me eat a flaming gavel.
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Big deal. Harry's done that a hundred
times.
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No, he hasn't.
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Oh.
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So the nun says 20 bucks. Same as in
town.
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Boy, he sure is charming the crowd.
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Oh, that's nothing.
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Harry's got more charm, more charisma,
more pizzazz than any three of him.
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Dag nabbit, they were out of prunes.
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Settle for bran buds.
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Bran buds?
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Yeah, roughage, Mac, roughage. You be
good to your colon, it'll be good to
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It's good to have a hobby.
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Abracadabra.
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I can't believe anybody would find that
funny.
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Thank you.
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So, you've, um...
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given me a woman's chest. Very
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funny. I'm surprised you didn't...
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Excuse me, I'm going to go check on
something.
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Say, Judge Stone, why don't you try one?
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No, thanks. I make it a practice never
to follow an erupting bosom ass.
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Come on, you can do it, sir. I don't
want to. You have to. Come on, give the
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a break.
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Let him wander off to pasture
gracefully.
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No hard feelings, Judge.
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Okay, all right.
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Yeah, Cleaver, let's shake hands and be
friends, huh?
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Whoa! Well, what do we have here?
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Is this a prehistoric joy buzzer?
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No offense, Judge, but this is the 80s.
Let me show you the state of the art.
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Good, because I don't fool easy.
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That's enough.
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Stop.
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Bull, are you okay?
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You got a cigarette?
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The wave of the future, Harry.
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Wake up and smell the rubber bar. Now,
hey, wait a minute. Now, you cannot talk
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to him like that. He can out -joke you
with one whoopee cushion tied behind his
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back. Yeah, if he wanted to, he could
pull a stunt that would make your jaw
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scrape your toenails. Well, that sounds
like a challenge.
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You're darn tootin' it's a challenge!
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The two of you, head to head, and may
the best joke win.
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What do you think, Judge? A battle of
prank?
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I'm game if you are.
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Well, I'd love to, I'd love to, but you
know, I've got this darn irregularity.
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Hey, hey, I understand. You're just not
feeling up to it.
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Well, I gotta go.
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I hear my first case is a skydiving
hooker. So much for free fall.
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Sir,
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I cannot believe you didn't take the
challenge.
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Where is your pride?
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Rip his guts out and use them for
garters, sir.
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Metaphorically speaking.
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Don't you guys understand?
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I don't want to beat Cleaver.
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I just want to spend my...
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Few remaining days in peaceful
contemplation.
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What's that?
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Coming from Cleaver's briefcase.
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joke challenge i had no idea they were
going to booby trap the whole place
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and he dislodged that carpet tack.
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Hi, Matt.
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Evening, ladies.
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How's the battle zone?
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Frankly, I'm getting a little tired of
it.
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Yeah, just once I'd like to sit in a
chair without sounding like my Uncle
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after Thanksgiving dinner.
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I talked to Harry, but I haven't seen
him.
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Hi, guys!
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Harry!
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Ha -ha!
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Oh, I know you're disappointed because I
went up to a buck and a half, huh?
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Oh, Harry, it's so gratifying to see you
back to your mindless juvenile ways
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again.
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Pretty neat disguise, huh?
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Cleaver can't catch me if he can't find
me.
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Matt, get the women folk to cover.
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I'm tired of all this pussy hooting
around, Stone. Let's go for the big
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One shot, one joke, winner take all.
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Fine with me, beaver.
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You got enough gumption, boy, to make a
little wager on who's gonna win?
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Or are you yellow?
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I'm a man.
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Hard as nails, tough as a two -bit
steak.
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And if I win, I wanna go to the circus.
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If I win, I want one of those nice silk
robes. Kind of symbolic, you know, the
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changing of the guard.
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Okie doke. Good. Your courtroom tonight.
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9 .15 exactly.
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9 .15 tonight.
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Fine.
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For what?
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That is when I'm going to prove once and
for all which one of us is the real
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nabob of nuttiness.
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Because you'll know where it's going to
happen. You'll know when it's going to
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happen. But you won't know what's going
to happen. And there ain't nothing,
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nothing you can do to stop it.
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Sir,
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I don't like this.
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I don't either, sir.
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Oh, come on now. What's the worst that
could possibly happen?
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The motorcycle gang broke his fall.
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All
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rise.
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Manhattan Criminal Court Part 2 is now
in session.
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The Honorable Harold T. Stone presiding.
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Perhaps for the last time.
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It's almost 9 .15. Mac, how's it look?
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It's quiet.
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Too quiet.
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me and stay low.
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Does everything check out?
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It's perfect.
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Too perfect.
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Don't let your guard down.
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Right.
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Okay, we might as well get started.
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How's the docket?
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It's busy.
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Too busy.
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That's easy.
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Just call the first cake.
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Yes, sir.
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People versus bogs, sir.
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Mr. Prosecutor.
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Uh, yeah, she was arrested for selling
flowers without the necessary permit,
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sir.
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What are you doing, Dan?
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Do the words innocent bystander ring a
bell?
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Get it up here, Fielding.
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Defense. Your Honor, my client is merely
a flower lover who happens to sell an
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occasional bouquet on the street to help
pay her rent.
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Clever, didn't you, Cleaver? You didn't
think I would know that the flowers
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contained an incendiary device.
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Because, because, because they, because
they, they don't.
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I think I'm going to faint.
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Must be glad you weren't selling
kittens.
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Getting a little nervous, Judge Doan?
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Who, me?
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Your hollow threats don't frighten me,
Cleaver.
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Sir? What?
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Ten seconds. It'll be 9 .15.
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Quick, sir, sign this.
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What is it? An organ donor card.
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Five seconds.
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Four.
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Three.
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Two.
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One.
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Oh, you made a lot of noise. Yes, you
made a lot of noise. But in the end, you
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couldn't unthrone the champ.
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Ten -minute recess.
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Gotcha.
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It's not over yet.
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Yeah, it is.
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What? Well, I can't top that.
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Nobody could top that.
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So you're just giving up?
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I'm not giving up. He beat me.
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Congratulations, champ.
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I'll go get your robe.
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The one you're wearing will be fine,
Judge.
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What? You can't just take the robe off
the man's back.
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At least leave him a little dignity.
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It doesn't matter.
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Nothing matters.
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I hope you get a rash.
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In that secret place I can't bring
myself to mention.
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Unbelievable.
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I never saw that coming.
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Sir, don't worry about your bench.
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I have a TV tray you can use until you
get a new one.
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Thanks.
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It has Care Bears on it.
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It's not the bench, Miss Sullivan.
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It's me.
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Do you know what the odds are against a
stunt like that working?
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They're astronomical.
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I never would have tried something like
that.
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Of course you would have, sir.
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Oh, no, not anymore.
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I wouldn't have had the confidence.
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Good God, Miss Sullivan, I am not young
anymore.
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Well, sir, none of us can stay the same
age, but there are a lot of
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compensations for getting older.
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Well, it's given me a certain measure of
experience and the wisdom to accept my
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limitations and the cunning to lure that
little twerp right into my
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trap.
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So, how's the robe look?
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You look very judicial.
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Wait a minute.
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Something's happened.
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You may be faster. You may even be
smarter.
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But you will never, ever be crazier
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than me.
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