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I cannot believe he is going to make us
go through with this. It is totally
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unfair.
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Yep, but I don't see anything we can do
about it.
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Well, we could bring him up on charges
of harassment, but in the end it would
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just be his word against ours.
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Let's just hope he forgot about it. Hey,
guys, our bowling shirts arrived.
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He didn't forget.
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Just in time for the big tournament
tonight, huh?
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Ah, sir, about the bowling.
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Gosh darn, I'd like to go, but...
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I just got word that my mother was eaten
by wolves.
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Well, nothing eases the loss of a loved
one like making that 7 -10 split, am I
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right?
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What do you think of the shirts?
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Ah, turquoise and black, just in time
for spring.
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Got one for each of us.
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The bowling stones.
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Yeah, get it? The rolling stones?
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Harry Stone?
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Get it?
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Best joke in all of bowling, sir.
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Can't believe I'm going to spend Friday
night crushing beer cans with a bunch of
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guys named Floyd watching the top of
their butts stick out of their pants.
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You know what I'd do? See from how far
away you can toss in a peanut.
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Sir, your new bowling ball is ready. Oh,
swell!
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If people see that rolling down the
alley, they're going to throw up their
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pretzels.
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Harry, please don't make us do this
thing.
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Oh, come on, guys. Settle down.
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It is not just our personal reputations
at stake. As the official night court
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team, we represent the integrity of the
entire American judicial system.
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As it pertains to bowling.
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Who are we playing?
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The Sisters of Mercy Orphanage.
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We'll kick their little butt.
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Well, your point is well taken, and
while it is true that all the world
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clown, it's still illegal to make them
pay for it.
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$100 fine.
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I hear she gives the greatest show on
earth.
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Court's adjourned. It's bowling time,
people!
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Slap a band -aid on it and suit up, Dan.
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We start in 15 minutes.
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Gee, can you believe that guy, Mac?
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Shocking, sir.
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It hurts my arm just thinking about it.
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If you'd lost it entirely, maybe.
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Excuse me.
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I'm looking for Harry Stone.
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That's me.
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I haven't seen you since school. You
look great.
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Yeah, you're looking pretty good
yourself there.
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You ever get your master's? Yeah, you
ever start shaving?
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Sometimes twice a week.
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Oh, please.
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Listen, I was in the city on business. I
hope you don't mind me stopping in. Are
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you kidding? Come on, I'll buy you
dinner. Great.
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Ah, ah, ah, sir, sir, what about the
tournament?
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Ah, you guys start without me. I'll join
you later.
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In the meantime, I want you all to bowl
as if your jobs depended on it.
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And, uh, Dan, if you are entertaining
any thoughts about sneaking out,
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Bull has prepared a demonstration which
I think will enlighten you.
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Your squish is my command.
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Oh,
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Harry. You know, I always knew you'd
succeed.
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Sieg, but a municipal court judge.
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You've really done something with your
life, you know? Got a responsible
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position, respect, a severed human head.
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Like this, it's my own idea.
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Headphones.
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Hey, Judge, your suit of armor's ready.
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Hey, Mario, did you get all the goldfish
out of it?
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Well, it took a lot of work, but I fixed
it as good as new.
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Oops.
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I guess you're, uh... Codpiece needs
some minor adjustments.
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Mario, could you... Could you
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maybe finish that in the hall?
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You know, in the old days, they used to
do this while you were still wearing it.
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I guess it's kind of why the age of
chivalry kind of ground to a halt.
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see that becoming a judge hasn't
diminished your sense of playfulness.
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That's what was so good about having you
for a friend, Harry. It was great to
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have somebody around I could be nuts
with.
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I could never do that with a lover. No.
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Lovers come and go, but a good friend is
forever.
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Kiss me. You bet.
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Ah.
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When did you have your tonsils out?
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Haven't seen each other in years. I
don't know where you've been, what
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been doing.
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Here's my rhythm, eh? Good enough for
me.
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Take me, Harry.
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Right here.
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Whoa, I'm not sure this is right. This
is a judge's chamber, you know. I mean,
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technically it belongs to the people.
It's just entrusted to me.
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Got 20 minutes, Harry. Right.
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Now you know.
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I want you, Harry.
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I want you.
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Now.
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As luck would have it, I'm free.
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I want to turn you into a quivering
puddle of bent flesh.
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I got no problem with that.
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Don't go nowhere.
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Tell me, when will you be mine?
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I want to do something crazy here. You
want to be crazy.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Let's be crazy.
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That isn't exactly what I had in mind.
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I thought you wanted to be crazy.
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Well, yeah, but there are other things
to consider.
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Like what?
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Like that.
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Who the hell could that be at this hour?
I don't know.
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I just hope it isn't my husband.
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Me too.
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When was it going to come up? When he
busted through the door and shot me?
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Hola, this is the cleaning lady. Señor
Stone, I'm here.
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That's very good, Judge.
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I got your suit of armor all squared
away.
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Oh, Mario, great. Just leave it out
there and go away.
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I can't leave it out here.
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Well, then, come back in ten minutes. I
should be done with my briefs.
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Sure. Always left holding the codpiece.
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Harry, I'm sensing that you're not in
the mood anymore.
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Of course I'm not in the mood anymore.
How am I supposed to be in the mood
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anymore? Hey, it's not because of me, is
it?
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No, it's not because of you.
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What the hell are you doing there?
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Watching the windows.
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Oh, all right. You want me to do these
later, huh?
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Yeah, or you could plummet to your
death.
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No, just me and my shadow.
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Don't you want to come back in?
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I think I'll just hang out here.
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Somebody's knocking on the door.
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Well, don't say anything and they'll go
away.
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Good, he's not there.
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Prepare to be bold.
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ever done it in a judge's office.
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How did you get a key?
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Well, when the judge wasn't looking, I
borrowed his and made a wax impression
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it. Oh, what are you being mad if he
finds out? Hey, what Howdy Doody doesn't
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know won't hurt me.
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Oh, Dan, what a coincidence we would
mate.
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Two people who both like to do it in
exotic places.
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Not coincidence.
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Kismet. Too bad we both already did it
in a bowling alley. Yeah, wasn't it?
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What was your favorite place?
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On a rooftop at the Macy's Parade.
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You?
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In the Macy's Parade.
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You know, it didn't surprise me when Dan
sneaked out, but what happened to
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Harry? This whole bowling match was his
idea. He didn't even show up. Yeah, he
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missed seeing me get eight strikes in a
row.
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Too bad none of them were in your lane.
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He's probably not even here. He probably
forgot about us and left.
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He was here ten minutes ago.
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You saw him?
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No, I heard him. For some reason, he
wouldn't let me in.
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Really? Christine, wait.
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What for?
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Well, the last time we saw Harry, he was
with that woman.
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She was pretty nice looking and, well,
you know.
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Oh.
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Oh, so you think that they might be...
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Somebody's at the door, Danny. Don't
worry about it. They'll go away.
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Nobody there.
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I can't leave this suit out here. Could
somebody open the door for me? Sure.
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Stand back.
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Bull, why don't you just use your
passkey?
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Given enough time, that would have
occurred to me.
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The orchestra pit at Carnegie Hall?
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The monkey cage at the Bronx Zoo.
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Oh, you're kidding.
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Me tossing. You lucky.
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Somebody's coming in.
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Get under the deck.
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Oh, Danny, our clone.
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That's for all the needy children,
sister. I'll get a receipt later.
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What's going on here?
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Where's Judge Stone?
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He's out on the ledge.
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Come on, you expect me to believe a
municipal court judge is cowering out on
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ledge?
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That's what he's doing, all right.
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Good evening, sir.
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Hi there, Mac.
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Suppose you're wondering why I'm naked
out here on the ledge. Oh, no, sir, no,
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sir. I was wondering if I needed a
flash.
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I got your codpiece ready.
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Whoa, just in time.
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Sir, you want to put on something more
comfortable?
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You don't really have to enjoy this so
much. Oh, yes, I do, sir.
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What the hell is going on here?
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That's what I'd like to know.
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Who are you?
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I'm a husband.
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Whose husband?
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The half -naked one.
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On the left.
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You're married?
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Boy, you must be a really open -minded
guy.
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Who's Harry Stone?
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That would be me.
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That reminds me, I gotta pick up some
huggies for the baby.
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What are you doing with my wife? Hey,
wait a minute. I can explain this whole
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thing. That's right, and I'll vouch for
everything he says.
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No, it wasn't like that, I swear. I was
just going to sleep with his wife.
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No, I wasn't going to sleep with your
wife.
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I mean, I was going to sleep with your
wife, but you weren't supposed to know
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about it.
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I don't know where this is going, but I
got dibs on the movie rights.
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See, as soon as I found out that she was
married, then I went to get my clothes
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on, but they had been thrown out the
window when I reached out to get my
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which was hanging from the scaffold,
then my underwear got caught on a nail,
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then they blew away.
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I hate when that happens.
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And then this guy came in with a key
that Howdy Doody did not give him.
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Boy, this has been grand, but we have a
clothing optional RV show to get to.
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Hey, Dan, you're going out dressed like
that. You better take the freight
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elevator.
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Freight elevator?
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You?
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No, you.
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I got a chastity bell on 83rd Street to
pry off.
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They're usually your biggest tippers.
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And so if you take a moment to look at
the facts, I think you'll see that this
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is just one of your basic merry mix
-ups.
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Somebody get me a gun.
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Sheldon, stop it this instant. I'm the
one who started this whole thing.
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That's right, Sheldon. I was really an
innocent bystander.
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Wait, let me understand this. You
seduced...
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Him? You expect? You don't pay any
attention to me. Maybe if you did, I
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have to go someplace else.
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You don't care about me. All you care
about is your stupid job selling pork
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rinds. Pork rinds?
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Oh, the stories you must have.
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I work my butt off of her, and she
doesn't appreciate it.
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Isn't that always the way?
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Oh, sure. Take the man side.
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He's right.
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Women never appreciate that stuff.
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I can't believe the sexist garbage I'm
hearing.
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Let's behave with a bit of decorum, huh?
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Well, let's give it a shot anyway.
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All I know is I deserve better than
this.
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What I'm hearing is that there's some
kind of communication breakdown.
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What do you know about this?
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I'm a judge, Sheldon. Every day in that
court, I see couples who really care
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about each other ruining their
relationships.
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Why are they doing that? Because they
don't take the time to tell each other
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what's really in their mind.
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Now, let's see if we can't get a little
of this out into the open, okay?
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Leslie. Forget about the fact that
you're mad at him. Forget that you're
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Just tell Sheldon what it is you want
from him.
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Well, I'd like him to spend some time
with me for a change.
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That's good. That's good. Sheldon, what
do you want from Leslie?
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I want some understanding.
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Some freaking compassion.
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Sheldon doesn't quite have the hang of
this yet.
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But there is a message in there
somewhere. Sheldon, you work hard,
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Yeah. To make money so she'll have
things.
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Yeah. So she'll have security and she'll
be proud of you.
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Yeah. And you hate his hours. Right.
Because he's important to you and you
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you were important to him. Yeah. And you
miss him and you wish he didn't have to
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work so hard.
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Yeah. Then what we have is a man who
wants his wife to have everything and a
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wife who wants him more than anything
else he can give her.
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You know, if I didn't know you two so
well...
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I'd say you're in love.
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I thought you just loved pork rinds.
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Oh, give me a break. Who could love a
pork rind?
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The barbecued ones aren't bad.
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Sorry.
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These misunderstandings always arise
when we're not absolutely honest with
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other. You know, it reminds me of the
classic old story, The Gift of the Magi.
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Isn't that the one where the farmer gets
his arm torn off in a threshing
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machine?
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Honey, I'm sorry.
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I am too.
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Come on, kissy, kissy, huggy, huggy.
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Why couldn't someone do this for Charles
and die?
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Come on, let's go home.
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Goodbye, Harry, and thanks so much.
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My pleasure.
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Thanks, Judge.
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You'll never have to pay for another
pork rind as long as you live.
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I'm speechless.
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I was such a fool, Leslie, to think I
almost drove you to another man. Oh,
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be ridiculous.
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I never would have actually slept with
him, honey.
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You hear that, guys?
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She was never going to sleep with me.
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She had no intention of sleeping with
me.
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You know, I think it's about time to
register our bowling ball pattern at
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Bloomingdale's.
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Yeah, yeah, good idea.
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Feel kind of used, huh?
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Like rubber gloves after a hemorrhoid
surgery.
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Well, she was my friend.
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That's probably why she knew deep down
that... You would fix it all. Well,
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but if she had a problem, why didn't she
tell me instead of setting me up like
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that?
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Maybe she was just so distraught that
she didn't realize she was hurting you
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the process.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Or... Or?
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Your animal magnetism has been driving
her insane for years, and in the
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of the beast... Her libido exploded in a
frenzy of desire few of us will ever
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experience even once in our lifetime.
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You got a big raise coming.
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Thank you, Ross.
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Besides, you did get them back together.
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Well, yeah, I did, didn't I?
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Huh. I mean, I may look a little foolish
right now, but I think we both know who
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the real hero is in all this.
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Because throughout it all, I behaved
with grace and chivalry. Yes, I did.
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And just like the knights of old who
laughed in the face of death, I can
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honestly say that I still have my
dignity.
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Surely you joust.
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