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Did you get it? Yeah, I got it.
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Well, it's quiet now.
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But it was spinning around like crazy
before.
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Splendid.
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Moose musculus or waltzing mouse.
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Originally bred in China and known in
Japan as the Nanking mouse.
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Their dancing propensities are
supposedly due to derangement of the
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the ear.
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A waltzing mouse.
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Perfect for my experiment.
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Oh, what are you going to do? Teach it
how to do the jerk?
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I could.
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But he'll serve science much better if
my molecular reassembler is successful.
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Molecular reassembler?
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Hey,
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hey, hey, come on, Uncle Martin. That's
a cat.
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And that's a mouse.
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And you couldn't put that in human.
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It's quite human. But definitely on
Martian.
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I wouldn't dream of what you're
thinking.
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But the cat, the cat... Now, you've
heard of the drug known as RSD?
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Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the one that
changes personality traits, isn't it?
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Makes heroes of poltroons and whimpering
cowards of brave men.
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My molecular reassembler goes one step
further.
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Naturally. When two subjects of
completely different makeup are exposed
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laser beam, the entire psyche of each is
interchanged.
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Attitude, personality, and brain power.
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So that the cat becomes the mouse and
the mouse becomes the cat?
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Inwardly. Their physical appearance
remains the same.
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Observe.
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Voila. Note the subtle change in the
cat's attitude.
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That's incredible.
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Elementary. Now watch the mouse.
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What's it for?
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The peace of the world, my boy.
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With a proper balance, my molecular
reassembler will eventually erase all
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hostility in mankind.
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Well, that is a pretty tall order, Uncle
Morton. Not so.
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It is written that someday the lion will
lie down with the lamb.
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Uh -huh. Well?
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Well, I'm just going to bet you eight to
five that the lion is the only one that
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gets up.
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Well, okay, Uncle Martin, it works.
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Now, how do you change them back?
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Simply by shunting the molecular stream
and reversing the neutron field.
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Oh, nothing at all for you, right?
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All it takes is a few grains of
carbonaceous mineral known as egolite.
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Say, what would happen without that
stuff? Well, in a matter of a couple of
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hours, the molecules would stabilize and
they'd be that way permanently.
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Well, that uses up this egolite.
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However, I believe I have another vial
in the garage.
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Here, Mr. McPhee!
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Here, Mr. McPhee!
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Oh!
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Do forgive me for bursting in like this,
but the door was open and I thought I
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heard Mr. McPhee up here.
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Detective Brennan is calling for me and
we're going out of the town. How do I
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look? Fine, but who is Mr. McPhee? My
cat.
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You're right.
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What does he look like?
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Just an ordinary house cat.
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Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
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Mostly gray with a white nose and... Oh,
say, maybe I can find him with this
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flashlight.
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No, no.
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Uncle Martin, watch out for the light.
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Don't worry.
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And he's got a white nose and two white
paws.
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Here,
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kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. Here, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty.
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Why do I feel so strange?
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Oh, no.
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Uncle Martin.
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Uncle Martin?
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Uncle Martin?
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Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle
Martin?
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Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle
Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin?
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Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin?
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Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle
Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin?
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Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin?
Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin?
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Uncle Martin?
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Uncle Martin?
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Uncle Martin?
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Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle
Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin?
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Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin?
Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle
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Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle
Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin?
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Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin?
Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle
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Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle
Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin?
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Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin?
Uncle Martin?
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Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle
Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin?
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Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin?
Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin? Uncle
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Uncle Martin? Uncle Martin?
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Her? She's in a state of suspension.
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She'll be oblivious until I can reverse
this thing.
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Brennan?
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No, somebody else.
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Open the door and play it cool.
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I have a telegram from Mrs. Brown. They
told me she might be up here. Thanks.
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Keep the change.
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Maybe it's from Brennan.
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Maybe he can't make it. Don't read that.
It might be personal.
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Give it to me.
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My brother in Washington.
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I mean, her brother.
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He's arriving here tonight.
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What? Can you get this fixed in time?
I'm sure I can. Oh, fine. Well, I'm
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to get the kit in the garage.
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Come here.
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You put Mrs. Brown in the other room.
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I'll get the kit.
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Lord!
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Brennan!
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Bill!
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Bill!
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How did you know I was up here?
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Well, a messenger boy came with a
tele...
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A sudden attack.
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Nothing serious.
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I just came up here to see if I could
help.
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Fooling around with one of his crazy
inventions again, I suppose.
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Oh, good evening.
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Good evening, Tim. What's the matter
with your Uncle Martin?
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Well, he isn't exactly himself tonight.
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That's an improvement.
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Shall we go?
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No, wait!
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Surely you can take care of him. What is
not that?
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It's that Mrs. Brown lost her cat. Her
cat. Yes, that's it. Her cat. Here,
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kitty. Kitty. She's terribly lonely
without... No, no, no. The point is, the
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hasn't had its dinner yet, has it, Mrs.
Brown? Yes, yes. I'm afraid you're
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right. I tell you what, Bill.
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Why don't you run along and I'll join
you later, just as soon as I find him.
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Now, Loralee, let's not become the
hysterical woman. The cat will come back
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soon as he's hungry enough.
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I'd better go with him before he starts
getting suspicious.
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You'll have to bring the stuff to me
later.
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Coming, Loralee? Oh, yes, Bill.
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Tim can take care of everything.
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Well, where will you be?
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For the next two hours at the Pelican
Club. After that, it's anybody's guess.
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Rather you set him up.
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yourself, Laura Lee?
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No.
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Oh, these sash weights make my ears feel
like a bunch of bananas.
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Ah, that feels better.
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Distigial trappings remaining from the
culture of a savage society.
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It doesn't sound like you at all.
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No, it doesn't, does it?
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What's wrong, Laura Lee? No, no, no, no.
I was just wondering if Tim found my
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cat. Oh, forget about the cat.
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Morally, I've been looking forward to
this moment for a long while.
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Ever since the first day I met you.
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Oh, there's the cigarette, girl. Would
you mind, Bill?
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Again? I bought you nine packs already.
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Miss.
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Just empty the tray on the table, Bill.
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Thank you.
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Well, now, why did you do that?
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Because I don't want any more
interruption.
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Morley, I have something very important
to say to you.
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Well, don't you think we ought to order
dinner?
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No, I don't.
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Really?
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I'm sorry, but every time I get ready to
say what's on my mind, you create a
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diversion. It does seem that way,
doesn't it?
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Loralee, I'm on the verge of asking you
to do something that will change both
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our lives.
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I could use a change right now.
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I know I'm not a very romantic man, and
I may be rather clumsy about the way I
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propose. Mrs. Brown?
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Mrs. Brown?
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Oh, that's me.
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Yes, madame.
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There's a telepathy call for you in the
booth.
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Uncle Martin?
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Uncle Martin is calling you, Aunt Laura
Lee.
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Did you find the Egalite? Yeah, I got
the bottle right here. Good work. But
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empty. Good night.
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If I only had some time, I could
improvise something. Well, right now you
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less than an hour. Now, come on, let's
get out of here. Wait.
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The earrings.
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Earrings? How can you think of those at
a time like this? I must get them.
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Diamonds. Don't you see, Tim?
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The mineral is almost the same as
Egalite.
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Corundum. High carbon component.
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Oh. Where are they?
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On the table. Wait here for me. If I'm
not back in 30 seconds, come and get me.
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Uh, it was Tim. He still hasn't been
able to find my cat. I can't imagine
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he got to.
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Loralee, I've been thinking and I've
reached a conclusion.
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Oh, I knew you would. Of course, you're
a detective.
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Loralee. Where is he?
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Where's who?
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Mr. McPhee.
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Who's Mr. McPhee? My cat. Where is he?
How do I know where he is?
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Well, I thought you said you had a clue.
I said I've come to a conclusion.
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Your behavior is obvious.
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You're in love with somebody else than O
'Hara.
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That Tim O 'Hara, you didn't send for
him, did you?
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Well, of course not. Now, why would I do
that?
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I don't know.
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You've done a number of strange things
this evening.
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What's the
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matter?
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Why can't you get out of here?
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Because you've got the tenacity of a
bulldog without its compensating beauty.
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You can just put up your antennas and
disappear. No, I can't. They're on the
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other body.
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Oh, I've got to do something drastic.
He's coming.
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Grab my arm.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh! Oh, my ankle. I twisted it.
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Oh!
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An ice pack.
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Oh, we'll get the cigarette girl to take
you to the ladies' room.
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Oh, no, I couldn't do that. No, she
should see a doctor.
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You'll do nothing in the car.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the
Pelican Club and 40 minutes of quality
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entertainment.
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40 minutes. Do you think your molecules
can hold out?
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No chance.
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I've got to go to the whip.
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The world's most celebrated magician,
Monsieur Flamin.
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Just a bird in a cage.
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Watch.
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The mystery of the empty phone.
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Now for the illusions of the battle of
millions.
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I will need the assistance, however, of
some lady or gentleman from the
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audience. You, sir, would you mind
assisting with this?
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Madam? I never could understand how a
person could be so imbecilic as to
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volunteer to... What?
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What?
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How about you, sir?
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I merely lock you in the trunk, cause
you to vanish, and you'll reappear right
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back here in your chair.
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I'll be very happy to oblige.
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What got into him?
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Hypnosis. Only way out.
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Oh.
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What are we waiting for? Just a little
insurance.
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He's getting in the trunk now.
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Just step right in the trunk.
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Down at this end.
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Sit down, if you will, pleaser. Just sit
down.
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Fine.
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Right down in it.
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00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:17,970
The key, sir?
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Just want to make sure he doesn't get
out of that trunk before I get out of
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body.
251
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,520
Let's go.
252
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:42,800
Bring her in here.
253
00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:52,340
Boy, I think she's getting heavier. How
you coming?
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00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:53,760
Almost done.
255
00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:57,890
If my theory is correct, the carbon
component in the diamond will refract
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laser beam.
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00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:03,170
If your theory is correct, Uncle Martin,
aren't you sure?
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We'll know in a minute.
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00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,230
There. Well, now what?
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Turn it on, Tim.
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Okay, Uncle Martin. Now, just say
something.
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Nuts. Now, that's just great.
263
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Do you realize you have exactly 30
minutes before you become Mrs. Brown
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I should have known.
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00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,470
Paste. Paste?
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00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:39,930
Paste.
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00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:42,530
Imitation of phony diamond. No wonder it
didn't work.
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00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:45,510
We've got to get a hold of a real
diamond somewhere.
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00:15:45,950 --> 00:15:47,670
Well, now I know whether a girl's best
friend.
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Got it.
271
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,250
Brennan was about to propose. He must
have a ring.
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Has? That's just marvelous.
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You just gave him the brush.
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Take care of her until I come back.
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Where are you going?
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Back to the Pelican Club to get engaged.
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Jack! All right, get back, get back.
I'll do it myself.
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Don't, don't, don't. You'll ruin the
trunk.
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Come on, sir. Are you all right?
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Easy, sir. I'm all over here. The
magician came to us. Highly recommended,
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Just sit down. Easy.
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Sir.
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William, look at me.
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As I was saying, a man would be an utter
imbecile to let himself be locked up in
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a trunk.
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Unless he didn't know what he was doing.
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Oh, I, uh, I sent him home. He was
interfering with our, uh, with our
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Oh, you chain.
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00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,400
Not yet, but I'm working on it.
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Uh, why don't we leave this place and,
uh, spend the rest of the evening at my
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house?
292
00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:19,640
Inconsistency, thy name is Wolf.
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Something? Very.
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You like some wine?
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Thank you.
296
00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:35,390
Soft lights, sweet music, wine.
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00:17:38,130 --> 00:17:39,490
Outburst of affection.
298
00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:44,030
Uh, you were about to tell me something
at the Pelican Club.
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00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:45,650
I certainly was.
300
00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:47,490
You kept putting me off.
301
00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,550
Well, it was too noisy in there.
302
00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:54,650
It's possible I was too presumptuous and
overbearing, but...
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00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:57,790
I don't have much experience in these
matters. Well, now, don't think about
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Bill. Just tell me what's on your mind.
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Laura Lee.
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00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:04,330
Yes? No.
307
00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:09,210
I can't ask you. It wouldn't be right.
Oh, it would, it would.
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00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:10,870
Ask me.
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00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,870
You sure you won't switch again? Don't
say that.
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00:18:14,490 --> 00:18:16,830
I mean, well, say what you have to say
and say it fast.
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00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,910
I thought women didn't like whirlwind
courtships.
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00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:23,550
Believe me, I'm not an ordinary woman.
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00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:30,410
In a few weeks. A few weeks?
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00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:32,770
Oh, in ten minutes I'll be a gone goose.
315
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:37,250
I said, are you a man or a moose?
316
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,630
Yes. Well, say it already.
317
00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:42,450
Will you... Yes, yes. Will you... Yes.
318
00:18:42,810 --> 00:18:45,950
Will you accept this ring as a sign of
my affection?
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00:18:50,990 --> 00:18:52,010
It's a real diamond.
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00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:54,970
Of course it's real. Do you suppose I'd
have the gall to ask you to become my
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00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:56,130
wife and then hand you a phony?
322
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,000
Don't move. Stay right where you are. I
have to show this to Tim.
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00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:00,560
Wait.
324
00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:10,220
Did you get it?
325
00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:12,840
It was repulsive work, but I got it.
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00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:14,679
Where's Mrs. Brown?
327
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,520
Oh, I put her in the bedroom. Bring her
in. I have to fix the reassembly.
328
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:30,480
Is Mrs. Brown here? I'm her brother,
just in from Washington.
329
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:32,420
Oh, come in, come in.
330
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,320
I'm Detective Brennan.
331
00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,420
Oh, you must be the chap she's been
writing about.
332
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:42,260
She's very fond of you. I should hope
so. She's got to be my wife.
333
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,080
No.
334
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:45,440
Well,
335
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:47,760
let's have a drink on that, shall we?
336
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:53,660
You all set?
337
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,580
Ready. Hit the switch and keep your
fingers crossed.
338
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,080
Okay.
339
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,220
Woo!
340
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,600
That was cutting it pretty fine.
341
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:25,740
Oh, thank heaven.
342
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,660
Is she going to be okay?
343
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:32,240
Yes. And when I bring her out of it,
she'll have no recollection of any
344
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,240
of the evening.
345
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,180
Take the ring out of the reassembler.
346
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,600
Oh, yeah.
347
00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:43,060
And two white paws.
348
00:20:44,420 --> 00:20:47,660
I named him Mr. McKee after the
gentleman who used to rent this
349
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:49,750
Where's the flashlight?
350
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:50,950
Oh, there it is.
351
00:20:52,010 --> 00:20:55,950
Bob, I don't think you have to worry
about your cat, Mrs. Brown. I'm sure it
352
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:59,110
will show up safe and sound. Isn't that
right, Uncle Martin? Of course. I'll see
353
00:20:59,110 --> 00:20:59,889
to it myself.
354
00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:00,970
Oh, thank you.
355
00:21:01,690 --> 00:21:03,490
Well, I'd better hurry downstairs.
356
00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:06,050
Detective Brennan should be here any
minute.
357
00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:20,970
Really? How dare you?
358
00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:22,910
I mean, really.
359
00:21:23,330 --> 00:21:25,950
Friendship is friendship, but there's
such a thing as carrying friendship too
360
00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:26,950
far.
361
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,770
What's come over you?
362
00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:32,050
And if you were any kind of a brother,
well, you'd put him in his place.
363
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,650
But he told me that you were engaged to
be married.
364
00:21:35,430 --> 00:21:39,490
Engaged? Well, I think somebody should
consult me about that.
365
00:21:39,930 --> 00:21:41,030
I don't understand.
366
00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:45,770
Five minutes ago, you were the most
loving. Five minutes ago?
367
00:21:46,290 --> 00:21:48,330
Now, Bill, I haven't seen you all day.
368
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:54,060
Loralee, are you saying that I didn't
just give you a diamond ring?
369
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,120
Now, wait a minute.
370
00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:58,940
Are you accusing my sister of something?
371
00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:00,440
How are you going to square that?
372
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:02,920
Loralee, you can't be serious.
373
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:07,780
Do you deny that we spent two hours at
the Pelican Club this evening?
374
00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:12,240
I certainly do. I have not left this
apartment since I came up here to look
375
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,199
my cat.
376
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,260
Isn't that right, Tim?
377
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,900
That's right, Detective Brennan.
378
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:22,020
Mrs. Brown has not left this house. Do
you mean that I didn't bring you to your
379
00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:25,120
house a little while ago? You did not.
380
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,340
He was in your house when I got there,
Laura Lee. We had a drink together.
381
00:22:28,540 --> 00:22:29,800
That's when he told me you were engaged.
382
00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:32,600
Well, I'm afraid he's had too many
drinks.
383
00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:35,100
Come on, Leroy, I've had enough of this.
384
00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:39,980
Oh, please accept my apologies for this
gentleman's behavior.
385
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:44,960
Laura Lee, look, I beg you, please try
to remember.
386
00:22:45,610 --> 00:22:46,610
The ring.
387
00:22:47,190 --> 00:22:52,070
When I gave it to you, you put a shot
glass in your eye and examined the stone
388
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:53,190
to see if it was real.
389
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:59,510
But I... But she... Mr. Brennan, it's
just possible you thought you gave Mrs.
390
00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:00,630
Brown the ring.
391
00:23:00,810 --> 00:23:02,250
Look in your pocket.
392
00:23:06,770 --> 00:23:13,490
I must be
393
00:23:13,490 --> 00:23:14,710
losing my mind.
394
00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:19,530
Well, as the saying goes, it's better to
have loved and lost than never to have
395
00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:20,530
loved at all.
396
00:23:30,390 --> 00:23:31,390
Hiya, Martin.
397
00:23:31,670 --> 00:23:35,830
Hey, have you got anything in your
Martian kit that'll make a button stay
398
00:23:35,830 --> 00:23:36,749
lost another one.
399
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:38,390
Yes, a very complicated device.
400
00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:40,110
It's called a needle and thread.
401
00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:42,350
Hysterical.
402
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:45,880
Seen Mrs. Brown?
403
00:23:46,340 --> 00:23:47,960
Yeah, Brennan offered her the ring
again.
404
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Well?
405
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,040
She took it.
406
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:52,940
Then she gave it back again.
407
00:23:54,420 --> 00:23:55,420
No.
408
00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:58,220
Oh, yeah. Well, I'm afraid that romance
is over.
409
00:23:58,660 --> 00:24:01,760
At least for a while. Mrs. Brown says
she needs some more time.
410
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:05,040
She doesn't believe that a woman should
have a whirlwind courtship.
411
00:24:06,340 --> 00:24:07,199
That's too bad.
412
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,500
Yeah, well, I think he'll offer it to
her again, though.
413
00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:10,860
Just as soon as she gets back.
414
00:24:11,370 --> 00:24:12,370
From his rest cure.
415
00:24:12,770 --> 00:24:14,930
All shook up, eh? Oh, boy, wouldn't you
be?
416
00:24:15,670 --> 00:24:17,450
Well, I don't feel so hot myself, you
know.
417
00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:20,970
Well, my advice to you is, get rid of
that machine.
418
00:24:21,630 --> 00:24:24,430
No, no, no, Tim. I've just about reached
the perfect balance.
419
00:24:24,670 --> 00:24:25,529
Well, I hope so.
420
00:24:25,530 --> 00:24:27,130
Mrs. Brown is still looking for her cat.
421
00:24:27,390 --> 00:24:28,510
He's about ready to go home.
422
00:24:28,890 --> 00:24:29,890
Look.
423
00:24:32,050 --> 00:24:33,130
How did you do that?
424
00:24:33,510 --> 00:24:35,950
Ingenuity. A step towards peace on
Earth.
425
00:24:37,690 --> 00:24:40,530
Uncle Martin, you are a great man.
426
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,560
No, if you could only sew.
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