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Hi, I'm back.
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I, uh, hope you don't mind scrambled
eggs for lunch. I dropped one of the
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cartons as I was getting out of the car.
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Jim, the dexterity of your fingers is
surpassed only by that of a seal trying
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crochet with his flippers.
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Well, thanks for the compliment.
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I see that you are the same insufferable
self you've been for the past few days.
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What'd you do, blow a fuse in your
gizmo?
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Please, do not refer to the CCTBS as a
gizmo. I'm sorry.
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What is a CCTBS?
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The Cathode Ray Centrifugal Time Breaker
Scope.
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You mean that this thing can break the
time barrier?
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If I can build up enough centrifugal
force, yes.
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You see, Tim, I now know exactly what
went wrong with my spaceship over
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before I crashed.
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England? You crashed here, remember? I
found you.
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Of course.
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But at the rate of speed I was
traveling, I started my crash there and
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here.
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positioning the geographic locator to
place me exactly where I was, and
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time back to moments before the
malfunction occurred, I can make the
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repairs, avert the crash, and fly home
to Mars.
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Which would make you the little man who
was never here.
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Exactly. With a few more minor
adjustments, I should be able to leave
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Tomorrow?
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I was...
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So I hope you stick around for a little
while.
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Yes, yes. Well, we'll have time for
goodbyes later.
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Right now, every moment counts.
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Hey, the first thing you better do is
fix this machine.
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Yeah, it's not 12, it's 1215.
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No, no, no, Tim. Tim, don't touch it.
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What happened?
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Where are we?
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England.
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England? When you reset my clock to what
you believed was 1215, you sent us back
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to merry old England, and I do mean old.
Take a look in that courtyard.
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We are in the year 1215
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A .D.
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Are in the 13th century?
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Yes. You're kidding me.
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You're putting me on.
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Not at all.
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Holy Toledo.
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Well, don't just stand there. Do
something. Fix your clock.
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Get us back.
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An excellent thought.
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Only I'm afraid you can't resolve the
breaking of time as easily as you can
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broken eggs.
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Which, incidentally, you couldn't have
scrambled any better than you did my
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CCTVS.
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Broken? An understatement compared only
to Columbus saying...
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I think I found something.
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We'll have to check into the inn and
make major repairs.
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No, no, no, no, Tim.
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Not the way we're dressed.
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If we ever tried to explain the
predicament we're in, we'd undoubtedly
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record for witch burning.
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Well, you better have the address of a
good medieval tailor.
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I mean, let's face it. We left in such a
hurry, I just didn't have time to pack
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the right clothes.
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In fact, I can remedy more easily than
my CCTVS, I assure you.
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Now, come over here, Tim.
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Get behind those shrubs, take off your
clothes, and place them in a pile on the
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ground. You're a kitty.
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Ah, we thank thee.
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As a matter of fact, we find the rooms
most sufficienty.
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Well, I didn't expect the presidential
suite, but this place is furnished in
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early nothing.
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Yes, the people of this era, perhaps.
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But in the 20th century, Tim, each
article would be an antique dealer's
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Hey.
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Hey!
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I never thought of that.
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Uncle Martin, I have a great idea.
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While you're fixing that machine, why
don't I load up with some of this junk?
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We could take it back with us. We could
become the Frank Fox of the furniture
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world, the bring -em -back -unscratched
-darlings -of -the -interior -decorator
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set.
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You forget we are intruders in this era
of time, Tim.
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We must not upset history one iota, even
by removing a piece of its furniture,
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no less getting involved in the events
of the past.
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Oh, great.
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Well, you make it harder for a guy to
earn a dollar than the Bureau of
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Revenue. Don't you want to just take
back one souvenir when we get back?
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Assuming we're able to get back.
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Every one of the circuits of the CCTVS
have been shorted, not to mention burned
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wires, condensers, and whatnot.
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Well, can't you replace them? I mean,
you are the electronic whiz kid.
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And just where would you suggest I get
the replacement parts in 1215 A .D.? Our
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only chance is to try to rebuild one of
the circuits from the remnant parts of
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the others.
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Give me that knife over there, will you?
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Well,
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I know it's not much, but all I can
offer is my moral support.
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Ah, there we are.
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Think it'll work?
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Well, I'm afraid we're only going to
have one opportunity to find out.
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I've got the AQ -12 circuit patched up,
and if the patch holds, we'll depart
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exactly at midnight.
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And if it doesn't? No, no.
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No, never mind.
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I don't think I want to know.
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What in the name of Neptune are you
yelling about? Well, take a look for
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yourself. The big guy's picking on the
little one. If someone doesn't help him,
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he's a dead duck.
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Pam! Pam, come back!
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when you did.
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I'd hate to think of where I'd be right
now. From the way his sword was about to
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come down on you, I'd say that part of
you would be here and the other part of
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you would be over there somewhere.
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I couldn't let Gargantua clobber the
little fella.
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Hey, where'd he go?
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Well, at the speed with which he
departed, I'd say he's somewhere near
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now. Unfortunately, if you hadn't
interfered, he would have beaten off his
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attacker, completed his mission, and
history would have been spared this
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disturbance. His mission?
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To deliver this.
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to the Archbishop of Canterbury at
Runnymede.
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Yikes. It's the Magna Carta.
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Mm -hmm.
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One of the most important instruments of
constitutional English history.
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It guarantees the English people their
rights, freedom of religion, and trial
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a jury of their peers.
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But why were they fighting over it? If
you recall your history, the English
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barons, led by the Archbishop of
Canterbury...
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are demanding the signature of King
John, who prefers that the Magna Carta
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didn't exist.
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Oh, I get it. And Junior Giant over here
works for the King.
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I'm afraid it's up to us now to deliver
it to the Archbishop.
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Or not only will the history of England
be changed, but that of the whole world.
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A very noble and heroic deed, my man,
coming to the aid of that little fellow
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who was being bullied. I witnessed it
all from my window.
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Thank you, milady. Permit me to
introduce myself.
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The Duchess of Brimstone.
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Ah, your ladyship.
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Martin,
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a humble sorcerer. And my apprentice,
Timothy.
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Ah, a wizard.
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Then perhaps you can conjure up the
cause of such a happening.
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Oh, well, you see, King Kong over
here... I mean, the big fella. Well, he
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trying to... Throw his weight around, so
to speak, milady.
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The parchment, it had nothing to do with
him?
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No, my lady, not a thing. It belongs to
me. It contains the formula for certain
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powers. Well, your heroism should not go
unrewarded. Please be my guest at
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supper tonight.
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A great honor, I assure you. However...
Nay, I should not brook with any excuses
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at supper then.
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King shall have your head for botching
this up. But Duchess, it wasn't my
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A stranger?
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Agents of the Archbishop, posing as
sorcerer and apprentice.
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Both half your size at that.
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Fortunately for us, they are still here
and have the parchment with them.
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I'll lop off their heads.
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First, Basil, we must get the parchment
and destroy it.
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Then, do as you will with them.
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I have arranged to entertain them at
supper tonight.
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While I do, you shall slip into their
room and destroy the Magna Carta.
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Suppose they don't stay put at the
supper table.
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This pellet in the older one's wine will
take care of him.
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I shall take care of the younger one
myself.
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And this time, Basil, we dare not fail.
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Or the king will have both our heads.
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be considered ill -mannered to eat and
run.
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But if we are to accomplish our mission
and make the midnight ride back to the
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20th century, time is of the essence.
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Milady? Gentlemen, sorcerer on my left,
your apprentice on my right.
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What an oaf is here. I seem to have
forgotten something in my room.
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With your ladyship's leave... Of course,
but first, a toast to the king.
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Shortly, milady, I must to my room. You
wouldn't place a humble sorcerer's needs
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above a toast to his gracious majesty,
would you?
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To his majesty.
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Long live the king.
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Master, oh, whiz of wizards.
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Martin.
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Marty. Your master doesn't seem to be
able to hold his wine too well. Yes, my
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lady, I think best I take him back to
our quarters.
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And miss a delicious supper. And a night
with a full moon.
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A fool, you seem not.
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Well, I, uh... I can't, my lady.
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Forget my title.
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Think of me as just an average woman.
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Your average.
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I've been dating boys all this time.
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All
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has
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been done, my lady. Good.
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We'll bring the news to King John
immediately.
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Now, go fetch the horses.
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Duchess?
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Duchess. Your ladyship.
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Uncle Martin?
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Where'd everybody go?
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What are you doing in there?
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Better yet, how did you get in there?
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The Duchess drugged my wine.
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It would have poisoned a human.
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However, on me, it altered my metabolic
system and, as you can see, shrank me.
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When I came to, I found I had fallen
into the drink, so to speak.
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due to the drug and you by the ladies'
wiles, Basil sneaked up to our room and
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burned the Magna Carta.
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I don't know when.
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I think I need an aspirin and a glass of
water.
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Understandably so, but would you mind
using another goblet?
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This one's occupied right now.
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Tim,
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I do wish you wouldn't stare at me.
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if I were some sort of sideshow freak.
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Well, let's face it.
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Up to now, you haven't been the easiest
person to explain.
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And now, in this, uh, best pocket
Martian edition, you're not going to be
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easier. Tim, I have no intention of
remaining an intergalaxial Tom Thumb.
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Just as soon as we get to Runnymede, I
shall get the antidote that will return
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me to size.
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Runnymede? You mean you still intend to
go there?
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We haven't much choice.
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The Duchess is there with King John,
laughing at us right now.
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And the only thing that will bring me
back to size is the exact same drug that
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shrank me.
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Besides, we still have to deliver the
Magna Carta, remember?
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Uncle Martin, you have an ingenious
mechanical mind. But right now, I think
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of your screws is loose.
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The Magna Carta was burned to a crisp,
remember?
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Now, don't tell me you intend to unburn
it? Under normal circumstances, I could
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revitalize the carbons and reconstruct
the molecules.
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However, in my present state, I don't
have enough power.
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Then just what do you intend to deliver
in his place an extremely reasonable
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facsimile? Grab a quill Tim and get some
of that parchment out of the drawer
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For goodness sake, Pam, stop worrying
about me and find the king's chamber. Or
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we'll both have something to worry
about.
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Look, why don't we just give it to the
archbishop and let him get it signed?
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Simply because once you upset the course
of history, who knows what waves the
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splash may have caused.
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We'll have to see it through now
ourselves.
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Excellent, my dear Duchess.
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You have fulfilled your mission well.
Thank you, my Lord King.
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Now, all that is left is to do away with
the Archbishop.
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The Archbishop?
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Oh, nay, nay, nay.
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The lives of men mean naught to me,
but... The wrath of the heavens.
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But, sire, he is the leader of the
rebellious barons, the champion of
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for the people.
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He must be rid of if we...
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I mean if your majesty is to retain all
the powers so rightly his.
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My dear, you're even a greater scoundrel
than I without a single redeeming
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virtue.
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Thank you, your majesty. I've had an
excellent tutor, your majesty.
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After supper, I shall consult with my
sorcerer and ensure that the omens are
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with us.
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Boy. If that's being born to the purple,
I'd rather have Viraco's veins.
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Don't blame the entire royal family,
Tim.
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Many a family tree needs trimming.
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Quickly now, slip me under the door.
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Under the door?
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You mean like a telegram?
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Almost. John may be a tyrant, but he's a
superstitious man, and I'm about to
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deliver him some bad news.
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What about me? Just stay out here and
keep out of trouble, hmm?
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Easy.
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Careful.
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A meal fit for a king, your majesty.
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Too bad you don't behave like one.
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You spoke, your majesty?
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Not I.
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It's a drumstick.
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A drumstick spoke?
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Oh, an ill omen, I'm sure of it.
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No doubt due to our planning to murder
the... Do away with the archbishop.
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Nonsense, your majesty. Your mind is
playing tricks.
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The tension in the last few days has
been great.
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Some more wine will calm you.
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Careful, Your Majesty.
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The wine she serves may contain
something to get rid of you, as well as
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Archbishop.
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No wine!
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Why not?
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Do not think me a complete and utter
fool.
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Your ambitions are not so easily cloaked
as your figure.
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Your Majesty, surely you don't think...
Most surely I do think so.
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You were not satisfied with the gifts
and the powers that I lavished upon you.
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Now you seek to murder me.
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Sire, that is not so.
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Then why do you still carry the poison
pellets in your purse?
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Who said that?
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The jumpstick.
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What's the difference?
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Alice will have to go back. I killed a
sorcerer at the inn. That's impossible.
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I'm here.
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They're trying to kill a sorcerer. You
have only one way to rid yourself of the
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curse, Your Majesty.
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Sign the Magna Carta and all will be
right in your reign. But the Magna
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been destroyed.
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Not when in the hands of a sorcerer.
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Tim!
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You're back.
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Spare the welcome home, Tim.
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Time and tide wait for no Martian and
friends.
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Pay no attention to him. Don't sign it.
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Your Majesty?
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I can't let you do it! My power, yours!
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It will fall to the people!
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Basil! Basil!
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Come quickly! Come quickly! How dare
you!
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Uh -oh. Here comes that ho -ho -ho
again.
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I'll leave it up to you to keep him
occupied, Jim. I've got to make the king
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sign.
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Opportunity knocks but once. That is an
opportunity knocking. That's my knees.
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Ma 'am, where is he?
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Where is he?
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Oh, Martin.
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You asked for it.
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I only wish I could give it to you.
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Your Majesty.
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Your Majesty, I beg you, don't sign it.
Silence. Don't sign it, Your Majesty.
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Oh, Your Majesty.
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I have signed it.
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I have signed the Magna Carta. water.
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showed him, huh?
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All he really needs now is a little
sticker that says, don't open till
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Christmas.
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The Archbishop is coming.
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Well, Tim, I think half our job is just
about done.
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And half of our job is just about well
done. Take a look. Begin.
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It's on fire.
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Your Grace, here you are with our
compliments.
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If we ever get back, I'll never complain
about Los Angeles smog again.
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Well, we better find my CCTVS before
midnight, or we're both ancient history.
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Tim! Tim! Tim, I found it. There it is.
Quick.
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Quick, give me your hand. Give me my
hand? I can't even find it myself.
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Quickly, Tim. Quickly.
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Hands of the clock are straight up.
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Touchdown. Here goes.
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But I'm afraid the CCTVS didn't.
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It's completely melted away.
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Sorry, Uncle Martin. It's all my fault.
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I got you in this mess in the first
place. Now you almost busted up history.
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And listen, if you hadn't written a new
magnet car, then... Don't berate
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yourself, Tim.
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Eventually, I'll build another CCTVS.
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And besides, I enjoyed the little job I
did.
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As a brilliant scholar once said, anyone
can make history.
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It takes a great man to rewrite it.
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whose quote is that? mine I often quote
myself it usually adds something to the
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