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Hi, Uncle Martin.
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Oh, listen, I won't be home for dinner
tonight. I have a date with Barbara.
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Who
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is
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that?
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My mother.
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Your mother?
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Well, what's she doing?
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Is she planning on staying?
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Aren't you going to introduce us?
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You're looking at a memory.
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I am?
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Happily, we Martians are equipped with
video recall projection.
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You Earth people speak of seeing things
in your mind's eye.
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We Martians are able to project this
image.
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Unhappily, it's only an illusion.
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A picture in three dimensions.
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Really?
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Please.
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Don't run your hand through my mother.
It's disrespectful.
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Sorry.
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Sorry.
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Dear Mom.
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This will be the first Mother's Day I
won't be home to wish her good health.
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Mother's Day?
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Oh, come on. That's not even for several
months yet. You still might make it.
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No, Tim.
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Next Wednesday is Mother's Day on Mars.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, I wish there was something I could
do to help Uncle Martin.
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Hey, look.
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Look, suppose I break my date tonight
and you and I go out and have dinner
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together, okay?
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Well, thank you, Tim. You're very
considerate. But I'm afraid neither one
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would enjoy it. You go ahead.
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Okay.
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Of all the mothers on all the stars,
there are no others
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like my mother on Mars.
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Oh, how I long for the day when I'll
make my
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way to my one and only mother.
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My watch won't be ready until tomorrow
night.
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Uncle Martin?
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Oh, come on now. You've been moving
around for two days. You'd think you'd
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your last friend.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Tim.
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I guess I haven't been very good coming
lately.
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Well, I'm not worried about that.
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I'm worried about you.
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Look, if you sink any lower, you're
going to have the bends trying to get
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up again.
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Perhaps tomorrow I'll feel better.
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It's just that today is Mother's Day
back home.
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And I feel derelict, not being.
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Oh, come along, Cora. If you insist upon
making a fool of yourself, do it and be
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done with it.
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Hey. Tim.
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What?
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That... That was my mother.
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Yeah, I thought she looked familiar.
Your mother?
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What did you do? Leave your video
recall, whatever you call it, turned on?
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No. No, it isn't really she.
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But the resemblance is uncanny.
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They could almost be twins.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh, what a relief. For a minute there, I
thought we were being invaded by some
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little old ladies from Mars.
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You can't disappear in the street like
that.
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Why, did you panic? Oh, excuse me.
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Yes, Mr. O 'Hara, was there something
else?
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No, no, we were just looking around.
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Yes.
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Now then, what can I do for you, madam?
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It's Miss, Miss Cora Darling.
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And this is my sister, Miss Dora
Darling.
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Cora and Dora. Well, how nice.
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Now that we've been properly introduced
from my fiancé,
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they're personal.
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They're love letters.
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Oh, swell.
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Come on, let's get out of here. No, no,
Tim, wait.
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I've got to do something for her.
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Something nice for Mother's Day.
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For Mother's Day?
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She isn't even a mother. And besides,
it's not Mother's Day down here.
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You go ahead. You go up and try and give
her a present for Mother's Day. She'll
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have you locked up as a nut.
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Well, it's the least I can do.
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She's so much like my own mother.
Jonathan wasn't all sweet talk and
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phrases, though.
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He gave me this, too.
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I'm sure it's very valuable.
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What's the matter with her?
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She thinks Jonathan and the ring are
both worthless.
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Allow me.
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Oh, thank you.
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Miss Darling, my professional judgment
would indicate that this ring would be
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valued somewhere in the neighborhood of,
say, five.
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You see, a $5 ring, didn't I tell you?
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Oh, no, Miss Darling.
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Five thousand.
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Thank you very much, Mr. Hoskins. I'll
take the money.
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The money?
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I didn't know you intended to sell it.
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Jonathan would have wanted it that way.
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Jonathan may have, but not Martin O
'Hara.
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You did what? When I picked up the ring,
I applied a jolt of intense heat.
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Enough to rearrange the molecular
structure of the stone. For the time
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is a genuine diamond.
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Uncle Martin, if that weren't even
possible, there'd be a law against it.
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already is.
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The forces of law and order refer to it
as grand theft.
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Bunko. In 24 hours, the molecules will
revert to their original pattern, and
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honest merchant there will discover he
has paid $5 ,000 for a piece of glass.
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Do you really... That's 20 years just
sitting around chopping on rocks.
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Wait a minute.
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You took the ring and you handed it to
him.
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Suppose he thinks that you and I are
involved.
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Suppose he thinks that we belong to an
international gang of jewel thieves or
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something. At the moment, that is of no
consequence.
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The truly tragic thing would be if Cora
learned both Jonathan and his ring were
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frauds. Her life would be shattered.
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And all because I permitted a bit of
personal sentimentality to cloud my
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judgment.
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Tim, I behaved like an idiot.
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Are you sure this is where they live?
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Tim, I'm a Martian, remember?
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A Martian may not always be right, but
we're never wrong.
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Determining the address was extremely
simple.
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Oh, of course, you read their minds.
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On the contrary, I had no opportunity to
read anyone's mind.
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Well, then how can you be so positive
that this is the place?
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I looked it up in the phone book.
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Now, if you'll stop with your questions,
there's one I'd like answered.
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Just what Cora intends to do with that
money.
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Maybe...
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Gina. Oh, what a sweet kitty.
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Oh, dear.
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There's that feeling they're at it
again.
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Well, we'll be able to put a stop to
that very shortly now.
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You know, I think I'm going to miss
those little things when we get the
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fixed up.
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The termites.
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Oh, they're such little dickenses.
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Well, I never.
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Really, Cora, you're much too
sentimental.
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for a girl of your age.
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Oh, I suppose I am.
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In a way, I feel just terrible about
selling Jonathan's ring.
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Oh, stop sniveling. Just be grateful it
wasn't as worthless as he was.
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He was not worthless. He was a fine,
upstanding gentleman.
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And his ring meant a great deal to me.
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Have it your own way. But I never
considered the man other than a fortune
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hunter. Dora, you must not say...
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You know what we'd have done if
Jonathan's ring hadn't been so valuable?
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You heard the nice man from the building
and safety department. He said he'd
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have to condemn our house if we didn't
fix it up.
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The Acme AAA building contractors.
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Reconstruction and remodeling is our
specialty. Let's try that one.
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building contractors.
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Reconstruction and remodeling is our
specialty.
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Yes. We intend to make some rather
extensive repairs to our home.
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We shall be pleased to assist you,
madam.
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One moment, please.
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I've lifted much heavier weights with it
than those bags of sawdust.
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Oh, yes. Well, I realize I'm just a mere
earthling, and I don't have your
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Martian know -how, but would you mind
telling me just how you intend to repair
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the darling's house? With sawdust?
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Well, not being in a financial position
to afford the lumber we needed, I'm
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merely following an old Martian adage.
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Necessity is the Martian of invention.
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I thought it was mother.
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My mother is a Martian.
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Regina, hurry up.
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Time is of the essence.
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What are they wearing?
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Nails.
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Regina and her friends were gracious
enough to allow themselves to be
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magnetized. Then they simply paraded
through all the back alleys of the
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neighborhood, picking up all the
discarded nails along the route.
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Oh. Oh.
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You know, come to think of it, you
better not let Detective Brennan catch
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with that hubcap that cat is wearing.
You know, he already thinks that you are
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juvenile delinquent.
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Well, intention of returning it to its
rightful owner as soon as possible.
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Now, would you mind sorting the nails?
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Sorting the nails?
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How do I do that?
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Oh, well, uh, first I'll demagnetize the
cats.
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Now, I suggest that you put all the
eight pennies in one pile, the roofing
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in another, and so on.
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You mean by hand?
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I'm afraid so.
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There are... Certain things an earthling
can do equally as well as a marshal.
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One of them is sorting nails by hand.
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Makes a fellow sort of proud, doesn't
it?
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as a matter of idle curiosity.
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What happens when that 2x4 reverts back
into sawdust? Does Dora and Cora's house
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come tumbling down?
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It won't revert.
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This is an entirely different process
from the glass to diamond mutation.
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That was tampering with natural
molecular structure.
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This is restoration of original
structure.
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The lumber will be as good as new.
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We don't have a complete day.
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In something less than eight hours, that
diamond will again become glass.
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One hope may be that Mr. Hoskins will
not have the occasion to look at that
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before we can finish.
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But it's going to be close, Tim.
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It's going to be very, very close.
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Well, I have every confidence in you,
Uncle Martin.
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Play on!
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Busy, busy, busy, don't we, Doris?
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I expected to see a much larger crew.
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Oh, well, you should have been here a
few minutes ago.
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You would have seen plenty.
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Next section, please.
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Huh?
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Are you sure that part of the subfloor
is all right?
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your judgment, Regina.
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I just want you to double check.
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Thank you.
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Jupiter, deliver us from temperamental
cats.
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Well, what's she doing on the floor
anyway?
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Saving me a great deal of precious time
by inspecting the subfloor.
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Thank you, Regina. Thank you. Next
section, please.
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She is also happily...
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A veritable fount of information about
the Darlings and Jonathan Miller.
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You mean she's a gossip?
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That's so loud.
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She'll hear you.
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Well, what about the Darlings and
Jonathan Miller?
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Apparently, he was a ne 'er -do -well
and, as Dora said, a fortune hunter.
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He absconded to South America with
Cora's dowry, promising to invest it,
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fortune, then come back and marry her.
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Why, that dirty... Agreed, agreed.
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However, Cora has been spared
disillusionment.
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It may be a false memory, but so long as
it brings her happiness, who are we to
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destroy it?
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Sorry, Regina.
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Saturn's sainted rings.
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Did I misjudge the time?
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On what?
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I wonder if I miscalculated the
atmospheric pressure.
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No matter. Our honest jeweler is driving
up to the house with a detective from
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the Bunko Squad, and I want you to keep
him off balance.
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Mr. Hoskins, what a surprise.
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Oh, O 'Hara.
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Well, what are you doing here?
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What am I doing here? What are you doing
here? What am I doing here? You were in
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the shop yesterday when those two women
robbed me.
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Robbed you?
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Why, Mr. Hoskins, what are you talking
about?
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Well, I'll tell you what I'm talking
about.
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Do you see this?
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That is a piece of glass. I paid $5 ,000
for a piece of glass.
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You must be very fond of glass.
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I do not like glass. I bought a diamond,
and somehow, someone switched the real
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article on me after I paid for it. I
can't believe it.
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The Darling Sisters seem so... so
sincere.
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They're the worst kind.
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I want that!
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How long can you keep them chasing you?
Not very long.
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I've got to find a more permanent
solution.
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There it goes. There it goes. Get it.
Get it. Get it.
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Get it.
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Get it.
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Get it.
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Get it.
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Get it. Get it. Get it.
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Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it.
Get it.
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Get it.
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Get it. Get it. Get it.
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Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it.
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Get it. Get it.
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Get it. Get it. Get it.
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Get it.
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Later, Regina.
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Wait a minute. I told you I'd get you
the fish.
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Wait a minute.
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Regina.
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How would you like two frozen fish
dinners instead of one? There it is.
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In the fireplace.
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Forget it.
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I've got it.
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Out of my way.
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Where is it? Where is it?
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disturb me. I wish my knitting.
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Oh, well, perhaps I could get it for
you.
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Young man, are you trying to hide
something from me? Oh, no, no. It's just
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uh, uh, well, maybe I better pee. Make
sure it's safe.
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Uncle Martin Company.
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finished with all these interruptions.
Uncle Martin, Miss Darling, won't you
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come in?
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I thought you might like a nice cup of
hot tea and some cookies to give you
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energy. Well, that's very kind of you,
Miss Darling.
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All done, inside and out.
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Yeah, and just in time, too. I am
exhausted from watching you.
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May we come in?
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00:21:37,980 --> 00:21:38,980
Oh, please do.
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00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:41,720
Oh.
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00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,140
Oh, it's just beautiful.
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00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:49,600
I don't see how you did the whole house
so fast.
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00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,580
I strongly suspect it's all on the
surface.
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00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:57,880
And I suggest that we withhold payment
until we can thoroughly examine the
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And we will do no such thing.
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00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:04,180
The trouble with you, Dora, is you have
no faith in people.
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00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:08,800
Well, you never had any faith in
Jonathan. And if it hadn't been for him,
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don't know what we'd have done. And
neither do you. You try looking for the
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in people, Dora, instead of the worst.
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And believe me, you'll be a much happier
woman.
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You tell him, Mom.
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Wasn't she magnificent?
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Wasn't she absolutely magnificent?
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My own mother would have said it in just
that way.
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00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:38,920
Well, I hate to bring up a tender
moment, but what about Mr. Hoskins and
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detective? Mr.
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Hoskins and that detective are a very
small problem, Tim.
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Well, can't you reach her yet?
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How can I reach her? If I go up any
higher on this, the down spot will
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Mr. Hoskins.
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Mr. Hoskins, I happen to have a great
deal of faith in the Darling Sisters.
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sure this whole thing was a great
misunderstanding.
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Would you be willing to return the ring
for exactly what you paid for it?
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It's a deal.
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Thank you very much, Mr. Hoskins.
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Regina!
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Well, like I said, Uncle Martin, if you
ever have any really big problems, maybe
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I can help.
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Say, Uncle Martin, how come you didn't
give Cora back the ring?
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When a person knowingly makes a
sacrifice to him, it ill behooves an
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make that sacrifice unnecessary.
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It becomes, then, only a hollow gesture.
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00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,840
Well, I hadn't thought of it that way.
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I guess that makes sense.
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00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,440
You know, when I start to think about
it, every time Cora looks at the house,
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she's going to think of Jonathan.
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Matter of fact, she's surrounded by
Jonathan.
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And I'm sure Jonathan would have wanted
it that way.
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00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,400
Hey, what are you going to do with the
ring?
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Give it to my mother.
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Next Mother's Day, I hope.
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00:23:58,510 --> 00:24:01,210
Oh, well, she'll be thrilled.
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00:24:01,570 --> 00:24:03,790
I mean, here's a $5 ,000 piece of glass.
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She couldn't honk it for a buck.
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00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:08,050
I would say closer to $10 ,000.
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00:24:08,630 --> 00:24:12,790
What do you mean, $10 ,000? Not dollars,
dracolines. That's the Martian
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equivalent of your dollar.
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00:24:14,050 --> 00:24:17,330
This ring will be worth about, oh, $10
,000 dracolines.
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What? Of course.
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Diamonds are so plentiful on Mars,
they're almost worthless.
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But glass, genuine glass, is almost
impossible to obtain.
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Do you mean to tell me that that ring is
worth $10 ,000?
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What a pity.
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That would have made you a millionaire
on Mars, Tim.
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