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Say, Uncle Martin, you know, I always
thought it would take a much larger
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spaceship to get here from Mars. Well,
we have larger models, but a compact is
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all you need to drop in on a neighbor.
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A neighbor?
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Now, frankly, I never felt exactly
chummy about Mars.
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Why not? Every 17 years, we're only 35
million miles apart.
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Oh, well, practically across the street.
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Oh, there we are.
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Once I get this repaired, I'll really be
able to make some progress.
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Now, how are you going to get that
engine fixed? It looks like a mess. No
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problem. All I need is a little glink.
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Glink? Glink.
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What's Glink?
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It's a basic ore. The Earth is loaded
with it. You just haven't discovered it
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yet.
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I don't know. Tom Edison asked me the
same thing about uranium.
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You knew Tom Edison?
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Who do you think gave him the idea for
the light bulb?
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Well,
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where do you find Glink?
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Glink. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, where do
you find it around here? Well, if my
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calculations are correct, Sunset
Mountain.
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How about driving me up there this
afternoon?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Uncle Martin. Look, this
is my only day off the paper. I sort of
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thought I'd go over to, uh... We've got
a snooper.
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Who are you?
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I'm Zeno, and I just got here from Mars.
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It's the tourist season.
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Well, welcome to Earth, Zeno. How'd you
like the trip?
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Yeah, it's okay. Took me three days.
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Yeah, that's pretty good.
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Beats the old record by a month and a
half.
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How are things back on Mars?
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I can't tell you.
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Why not?
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Because I was sworn to secrecy by the
High Council.
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Oh, come on. You can trust us.
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Well... The Zodos and the Grappitos got
together and captured all the poodle
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people and turned them into brangles.
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No.
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Yeah.
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Well, serves them right.
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Those poodle people always were
persnickety.
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Biggest story of the year. I can't print
it.
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I sure envy you, Beano.
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Zeno. Zeno.
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Living on a wonderful place like Mars.
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When you go back, how about taking me
along?
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Well, I'd have to think about it.
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But if you do, you have to bring your
own sandwiches.
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Oh, shucks, it's my sister.
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There you are. Didn't you hear me
calling?
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How could I? I was busy parking my
saucer. Now, don't you start with any of
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wild stories, Stephen Richman.
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That's a name I use when I'm busy on
Earth.
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Stephen, have you been bothering these
gentlemen?
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No, no bother.
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We've enjoyed it, especially now.
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I'm Tim O 'Hara, and that's my Uncle
Martin.
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Hello, I'm Jennifer Richmond.
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Oh, well, how come I haven't seen you
before?
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Oh, we just moved to Los Angeles.
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From Mars.
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By way of Cincinnati.
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Our folks bought the little yellow house
down at the corner.
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Oh, well, now look, if there's anything
I can do to help, like, well, bringing
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over a bucket of ice cubes or a cup of
bobby pins or anything.
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You're very kind, but we're getting
along fine.
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Tim, uh...
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Don't you think we ought to get back to
work?
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Yes, that's a good idea. Uncle Martin
and I are going up to Sunset Mountain
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today.
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We are?
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It would be awfully nice if you could
come along. We could make a picnic out
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it. Hey, I love picnics.
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Tim.
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Can't we go, Jen? Please?
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I don't think it would be right,
Stephen.
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It certainly wouldn't.
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Why not? Mom says we ought to meet
people. And they're people.
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Yeah. If you'd like any proof, I have a
birth certificate.
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Please, Jen, I haven't had any fun since
I got here.
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Please.
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Well, all right.
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Mr. O 'Hara, we'd love to go.
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Yippee! Uh, yes, that's all very well,
but Tim's car won't hold four people.
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Oh, that's all right.
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We can use ours, can't we, Jen?
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Of course.
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Steven, that's your fourth sandwich.
You'll be so sick tomorrow, you won't be
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able to go to school.
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School?
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Martians don't have to go to school.
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They don't?
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They don't have to. They take shots.
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Stop making up those wild stories.
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How do you know they're wild?
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She's never been to Mars.
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Well, this is all very fascinating, but
if you good people will excuse me, I
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think I'll shake the cobwebs off my
feet.
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Can I go, too?
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Well, I'm sure your sister would rather
have you stay here.
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Oh, no, she doesn't mind. No, you just
go ahead and take a nice long walk.
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Happy
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glink.
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Happy what?
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Uh, glink. That's an old family joke.
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Oh, Tim, maybe we should take a little
walk. Oh, oh, well, I'd love to, really,
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but you see, I have a very, very bad
knee.
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Back gammon, you know. Oh, no, I didn't
know. Yes, yes, and right now it hurts.
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It hurts so much.
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Pain. Throbbing.
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Wait a second, Uncle Morton. I can't
keep up with you. Well, Zeno, I'm
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surprised. What's a little speed to a
Martian?
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I thought you fellas could do all sorts
of incredible things.
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Oh, I can.
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Like what?
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Well, the way I heard it, gravity is so
low on Mars that you fellas could scoot
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up the highest mountain like a fly, leap
the widest river, or whiz through the
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air like a blazing meteor.
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Why do that all the time?
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That's when I'm back home.
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Hey,
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wait for me! I don't know what to do
about Stephen.
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Oh, he'll be all right.
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Jennifer, do you believe in fate?
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He's developed the wildest imagination.
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Yes, well, I'm getting a pretty good one
myself right now.
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He's gotten so he doesn't know what's
real and what's make -believe. Well,
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who does know what's real and what's
make -believe? Why, a month ago, you and
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were thousands of miles apart, and yet
here we are together.
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Why... Yesterday, you and I were total
strangers to each other, and yet here we
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are, sharing this fleeting moment in the
wilderness.
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And wilderness, we're paradise anew.
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Well, Tim, that was lovely.
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You say things so beautifully.
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Why, do you really think so?
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I certainly do.
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Tim?
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Yes? Would you have a little talk with
Stephen?
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Stephen?
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Jennifer, did you hear what I just said
about the wilderness?
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Well, the other night on television,
Charles Boyer said practically the same
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thing to Irene Dunn, and she plopped
right into his arm.
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Yes. He probably didn't have a kid
brother.
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Uncle Martin!
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What is it, Steve?
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Uncle Martin, you trying to lose me?
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Steve, would I do a thing like that?
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I don't know.
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I'm hot.
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Naturally.
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It's a lot warmer here than it is on
Mars.
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Haven't you noticed?
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Oh, sure.
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It's just that... Uncle Martin, can you
keep a secret? Steve, anyone who can't
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keep a secret can't keep a friend.
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Well, I'm really not from Mars.
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You aren't?
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I just pretend.
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You see, you have to do things like that
when you don't have anybody to play
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with.
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Yeah.
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I know what you mean, Stevie.
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I guess the kids on Mars have a tough
time, too, when they move.
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You sure know a lot about Mars, don't
you?
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Know it like a native.
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Boy, you must have read a pile of comic
books.
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I wonder what Mars is really like.
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It's a beautiful place, Stevie.
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A wonderful place to live.
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They call it the Red Planet, but it's
really pink.
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Lovely pink valleys shaded by tall pink
trees.
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The trees are pink?
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Why? Why not?
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I don't know.
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Are the kids pink, too?
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No, I guess children are the same all
over the universe, Steve.
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Say, would you like me to show you how
they play hide -and -seek on Mars?
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Hide -and -seek?
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That's for kids.
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Oh, yes.
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Not like they play it on Mars.
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Stand up. Yeah, stand right there.
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Now, turn around. Turn around.
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Close your eyes.
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Now, count to five.
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Okay.
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You sure got away quick.
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a fly.
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I'll show those Martian kids.
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Oh, boy.
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What did I ever come up here for?
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Mr. Burns was so doggone impressed that
he gave me a byline.
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Isn't that terrific?
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Yeah. Hi, Uncle Martin.
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Hey, how was hunting? It's in the bag.
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Where's Stephen?
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Hasn't he gotten back yet?
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Well, we were playing hide -and -seek. I
thought he was headed for here.
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Oh, no. I hope he hasn't gotten lost.
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I doubt it.
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Oh, don't worry. Uncle Martin will find
him.
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Uh -oh.
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What's the matter?
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Trouble. Hey, did you hear about the
kid?
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What kid?
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There's a boy stuck halfway up the top
of the mountain.
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Stephen!
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kids stuck up on a mountain?
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Steven! That's my brother up there.
You've got to get him down.
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How? There's no way to reach him.
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Well, you've got to do something. You
can't just let him stay there.
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Look, lady, I'm a plumber, not a
mountain climber.
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Don't worry. My wife went to get help.
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Boy, a great help you turned out to be.
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You know, we may be a backward planet,
but at least we don't have to take
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care of our kids. There's no problem.
You're going to climb up there and get
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him. You know, you ought to be ashamed
of yourself. I mean, letting a little
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climb like that, hundreds and hundreds
of feet up.
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I'm going to what?
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You're going to be a hero, especially in
Jennifer's eyes.
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Your name will be a household word.
Yeah, just like Humpty Dumpty.
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Now, Uncle Martin, I can't climb up that
mountain. I'm terrified of heights.
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I get dizzy looking at tall girls.
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Remember my levitator?
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If I turn that on you, it'll be
impossible for you to fall.
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It will? Climbing that mountain will be
like going up a flight of stairs.
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Well, I have news for you. That makes me
dizzy, too.
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Now, show me how that levitator works. I
left it at the apartment.
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But I'll take Jennifer's car, and I'll
be back before... Oh, now, wait a
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I haven't promised anything.
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I'll be back... Damn, poor Stevie.
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He must be terrified.
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Oh, hon, well, look, don't worry about
it. It's gonna be all right.
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Well, come on, hurry up!
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Levitator.
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Levitator. Where did I put my levitator?
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Human beings, 0 .1.
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Animals, 0 .8.
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Material objects, 0 .2.
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Ah, testine, testine.
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Where's your uncle?
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Oh, hon, he'll be here soon. Don't
worry.
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All right, come on, boy. Uncle Martin,
I've had a lot of time to think
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and to look.
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And that's one heck of a steep mountain.
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With this little jewel, gravity doesn't
stand a chance. You couldn't fall if you
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wanted to.
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Show me.
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All right, little hero.
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Up you go. Oh, Uncle Martin, I... Just a
couple of feet.
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Huh?
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Oh.
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Well, okay.
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Well, now what? I don't feel a thing.
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Try to jump down.
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Hey, it works.
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Look, Uncle Martin, no hands.
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See what I mean?
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You'll make Sir Hillary look like a
groundhog. Yeah, how about that? Well,
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on, let's go. Put it in high.
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If you don't look down, you won't get
dizzy.
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And don't make it look too easy.
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Don't worry about me.
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Just don't forget to keep your eyes on
me, that's all. Well, let's go.
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the matter is some kind of nut come down
off of there.
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Tim, what are you doing?
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It's okay. I'm going up after Steve.
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You'll both be killed.
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Oh, don't worry. I've had more trouble
on the escalator.
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Mr. O 'Hara, do something.
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I'm doing all I can.
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Don't let go, Steve.
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Hang on. That a boy. I'm coming. Don't
worry.
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Did you ever let him do it?
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Jennifer, Jennifer, will you please stop
worrying?
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He'll bring the boy back in great shape.
I give you my personal guarantee.
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There he is.
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Gotcha. Come on.
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Tim.
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Tim, come back.
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Oh, don't worry, Uncle Martin. I'll be
careful.
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Boy, is he a showman.
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Okay, Hot Rod, let's see how fast you
can do 30 days. Wait, wait, you can't.
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Leave him alone.
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What's up, officer? What did he do?
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What did he do?
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I'll tell you what he did.
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He, uh... He, uh... He, uh...
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Hey, Joe.
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What did he do?
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He, uh... I don't know.
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I'm sorry, Mac.
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Hey, what's that guy doing up there?
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My little brother's stuck on a ledge and
he's going after him. He'll break his
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neck. Hey, Joe, call headquarters and
tell them we gotta rescue Scott here
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away. Right.
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That Martin. Trying to make it look
tough.
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Oh, boy.
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Hey, Tim, it's high up here.
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Hang on, Stevie.
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I'm almost there.
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You all right?
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I'm scared, Tim.
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You're a favorite with me, aren't you?
Oh, heck no. I'm going to take you down
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on my back.
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Don't make me, Tim. We'll both fall off.
Oh, we'll be okay, Stevie. Don't worry
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about it.
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Boy, you sure managed to climb awful
high.
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Come on now. Hop on my back. Get a good
grip and hang on, huh?
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Get this leg over here.
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Attaboy.
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Attaboy. Now hold on tight, okay?
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You all set?
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Okay. Take a good grip.
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Okay,
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Uncle Martin. Put it in reverse.
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I still can't figure out why I grabbed
that guy.
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What'd he do?
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I don't know.
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Oh, come on, Uncle Martin. Cut it out,
will you?
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What?
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Oh, nothing. You just hang on, okay,
Stevie?
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Damn, my armpit.
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Oh, well, how'd you like to hop off and
walk?
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Hey, we're almost there.
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Either way you scoot up and down
mountains, anybody would think you came
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Mars. You don't, do you?
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No, but I've got connections.
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Well, I'm not sure, but you're off to a
very good start.
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That was terrific.
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Greatest thing I've ever seen. Well,
thank you very much. It was nothing,
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really.
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Uncle Martin?
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Uncle Martin, I can't tell you why that
was just... Stupendous.
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Why to conquer that mountain with raw
nerve and grit?
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Oh, well, now, look, I wasn't that
great, you know, but I've been for you
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this, uh... What happened to that?
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What didn't happen to it? It's been
broken more times than a Russian
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When did this happen?
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Right after you started your climb.
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You see, you didn't need any help.
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All you had to do was to try a little
bit.
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As one of your great philosophers said,
wondrous things occur when man and
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mountain meet.
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Tim?
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Tim?
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All right, all right. Stand back,
everybody. Stand back. Give him a little
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Mr. O 'Hara, thank goodness you're home.
Could you give me a hand with Tim? He's
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had an accident.
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Accident?
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Tim, what happened to you?
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Oh, it's all my fault, Mr. O 'Hara. He
was helping me put up the kitchen
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curtains and he... I fell off the stool.
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Wondrous things happen when man and
woman meet.
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