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Is something wrong with the omelet?
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Did I use too much chevre?
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Or too little chevre?
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Which is it? Too much chevre or too
little chevre?
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Do you mind not saying chevre anymore?
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No problem.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah,
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I just have a lot to do before the
homecoming dance.
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Will you help me with my zombie makeup
later?
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Yeah, it'd be my pleasure.
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What are you writing?
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Tonight's my first ever high school
dance. I want to ensure that I have the
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proper teen experience.
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I'm making a list of 80s movie cliches
that I want to make happen.
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Can I see it? Yeah.
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So number one is be crowned homecoming
king.
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I know that might seem unlikely, but
that's exactly why it's going to happen.
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80s movies, it's always the most
unlikely person. Typically the nerdy kid
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the most fully realized character arc
who gets crowned king.
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I'm a nerd.
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And I came back from the dead.
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Can't get a better character arc than
that, right?
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Plus, the theme of the dance is, you
know, inspired by me, so it should be a
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shoo -in.
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Right. The only problem with that is,
um, they crowned king and queen earlier
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this week at the homecoming parade.
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What? Really? Who got picked?
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Uh, Bev Futernick and, uh, Luke
Sullivan.
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Okay, Bev, I did. You know, she's a bit
of a nerd, and she overcame doubt,
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which... If we're talking character
arcs, I wouldn't necessarily put it at
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top of the list, but Luke Sullivan?
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What kind of character arc did that kid
have?
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Awesome, good -looking guy transforms
into slightly more awesome, good
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guy?
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Do you know what?
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It's okay.
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I've got plenty more cliches to get
through.
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Okay, what do you think?
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Is it too slutty?
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No, it's not slutty. Damn it.
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I want too slutty. I want something
that's going to make Bethany regret not
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going to homecoming with me. Mm -hmm. I
could go more conservative, you know,
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leave a little to the imagination.
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Yeah, totally.
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Or maybe I could just shave my dog and
pour hot glue all over myself and just
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cover my body with dog hair.
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Mm -hmm, yeah.
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That sounds great.
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Okay, Charles, wake up.
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What? I'm, yes, I'm up. You know the
zombie dance isn't until later tonight.
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Why are you being all walking dead on me
right now?
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I don't, I don't know. I, um, I just...
You just... What?
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Talk to me.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna tell you, but you have to
promise not to tell anyone else.
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Alright, I promise, I promise.
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Okay. Um, I had a, like a sex dream.
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About Ben.
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You had a sex dream with Ben?
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That's it?
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freaking deal.
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No, what?
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Yes, it's a huge freaking deal, Ryan.
This is Ben Bloom.
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Was it any good?
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Holy shit.
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You're blushing.
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Okay, wait.
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Give me all the details. I want to know
everything.
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No. No, I don't think so.
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Bitch, I wasted a promise on this. The
least you can do is give me some goddamn
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details. Okay, alright. Settle down.
Okay, so...
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I was the proprietor of a small but
thriving ranch in the hills of Montana.
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And Ben, he was my ranch hand.
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And I was coming back from a horseback
ride.
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He was baling hay in the barn, and one
thing kind of, like, led to another.
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And we,
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you know... Mm -hmm.
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Well, did you, you know, do it on the
barn floor, or...?
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No.
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We, uh, we, like, we did it. On my
horse?
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Okay.
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I was wrong.
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This is the best thing I've ever heard.
I mean, what do you think it means,
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though?
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Isn't my brain telling me that, like, I
like Ben?
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No. It was a dream.
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Dreams are meaningless.
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You know, last week I had a dream that I
had sex with Flo from those insurance
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commercials. It doesn't mean I'm in love
with Flo.
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Well, she does seem like someone you
could really settle down with.
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Um, so you don't think I have anything
to, like, worry about?
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Worry about what?
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Charles, if you like Ben, believe me,
you'd be the first to know.
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You're right.
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So is it dead Ben or alive Ben?
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Dead Ben.
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He is actually hotter now that he's
dead.
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Yeah.
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How you doing? Do you need any water or
anything?
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I'm fine.
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Thank you.
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Do you mind closing your eyes for just a
second?
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Okay.
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You can open them now.
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Is this what you want?
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Hey, is this what you want?
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I don't know what I want.
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Did I use too much eyeshadow?
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Alright, ready to go? Oh, what are you
doing?
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Excuse me?
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I told you to let me know when you were
coming down.
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What are you talking about? In every
high school movie, there's a moment
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the dance where the girl comes down the
stairs in her dress.
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The guy sees her for the first time and
he's so blown away by how good she
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looks, all he can say is...
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It's on my list of cliches. You've got
to go upstairs and come back down again.
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You've already seen me.
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Do it.
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All right. You can come down in three,
two,
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one.
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Okay, can we go now? Yeah.
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Let's rock and roll.
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You really do look great, though.
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Okay.
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Hey, guys.
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So?
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What do you think?
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Oh, I think you look really great, Luke.
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I meant the decorations, but I'll take
that, too.
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Oh. No, yeah.
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No, the decorations look great.
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I don't know if you can tell, but I was
able to salvage some of your ideas.
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Yeah, the haunted forest, you know, it's
right there, and we turned the meadow
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into a graveyard, but the basic idea is
still there.
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But I threw the drawings in the trash.
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Yeah.
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Well, I may have fished them out of the
trash.
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Really?
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You went through the garbage for me?
That's so... Gross, unsanitary,
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It's considerate.
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Eh, not the word I would use, but sure.
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Uh, well, I have some king -related
duties I need to attend to. I'll see you
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guys around.
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Farewell, Your Majesty.
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Ben. No, no, he's right. I deserve it.
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I can't believe they're making me wear
this dumb thing.
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Where do you think the refreshments
table is?
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What? Oh, it's for my list of cliches.
In all teen movies, there's the
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oversized bull bread punch that some
rapscallion inevitably spikes.
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Tonight, I'm that rapscallion.
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Hey, man.
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Look at us. We're twins.
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Mason. Yeah, man. It's like looking in a
mirror. Right?
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So you have a wife, or...? I'm divorced,
actually.
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Cool. I'm single, too.
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So you, like, live in a house, or...?
Yes, Mitch, I live in a house.
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Sweet. I love houses.
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Always have.
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Hey, P .P. Kelly.
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Man, I'm parched.
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Where might I find the refreshments
table?
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There isn't one.
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Benjamin. What do you mean there isn't
one?
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There's no comically oversized bowl of
red punch? No, we stopped serving punch
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years ago. Some rapscallion would
inevitably spike it.
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What the hell is this?
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I know you're being rhetorical, but the
answer is a responsible one.
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I shot a guy yesterday.
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It's just instinctive.
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Hey, can I have my phone?
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Hello, Charles.
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Cowboy.
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What did you just call me?
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Nothing.
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Hey, let me get your opinion.
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Which one of these looks good?
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Bethany, I'm disappointed in you for not
coming to the dance with me. Why can't
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you just grow up and embrace who you
are, you stupid Republican dick?
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This one?
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That's good.
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Or this one?
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Definitely the second one. Got it.
Thanks.
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You got any more funny?
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Oh, no, no, no. No, this simply won't
do.
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What? This is my first and probably last
high school dance. I will not have you
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two spoil it by being on your phones.
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Why do you sound like my dad?
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Is that supposed to be an insult?
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Because Keelan Perkins is a responsible,
pragmatic, level -headed businessman,
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and being compared to him is a
compliment of the highest order.
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Ben, what are you going to do next in
your life?
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Right. Item number four on the list, and
probably the most important, a kick
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-ass dance montage.
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Too bad this is real life, and in real
life there are no kick -ass dance
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montages.
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Charlie Albright, you have no
imagination.
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Come on, let's go. Ben! Let's go.
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Love condition, but I don't have a cure.
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Head over heels attention.
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It don't matter what I'm looking for.
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Got my dance issues.
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You like Ben.
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Oh, my God. I like Ben.
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Hey, Charlie.
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They're about to do the homecoming court
flow dance, and...
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Well, the thing is that I don't have a
date.
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Can I get that dance from you now?
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Yeah, totally.
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You cool with that, Ben? I mean,
obviously we won't go farther than 30
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Yeah, sure.
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You two go dance. Have fun.
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Not too much fun.
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Like, a respectable level of fun.
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Respectable level of fun. You got it,
Bob.
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Looks like it's just you and me.
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It's just me.
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You look really great dead.
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Wow,
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that out of context, that's a really
creepy thing to say.
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No, you look really great dead too,
Luke.
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Bethany, can I talk to you in private,
please?
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Is this about the civics project?
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Yeah. Civics.
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Whatever.
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Um, yeah, I mean, you know, schoolwork
never ends, right?
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I'll just be your bad guy.
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I
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can't
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do this.
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You can't do what?
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This.
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Pretending like I don't have feelings
for you.
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It's not me.
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It's not fair.
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This isn't who I am.
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I'm not the type of person who can just
bottle up her emotions.
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I can only be me.
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I know I sound like a soda commercial
right now, but... I can only be me.
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Yeah, I know.
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You're right.
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I am?
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Yeah. It's not fair to you.
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I'm sorry, Ren.
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I... I wish I was more like you.
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I would settle to be a little like you.
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You're so... brave.
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But... But what?
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But I'm not you.
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Dude, you are a genius.
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What are you talking about?
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I mean, this whole scheme you got going
with Charlie.
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Scheme? What scheme?
254
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This whole magical necklace, 30 feet
bullshit.
255
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I mean, it's a genius move.
256
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If you were alive, Charlie wouldn't have
anything to do with a guy like you.
257
00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:41,430
But now, she can't get away from it.
258
00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:43,190
Literally.
259
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,450
You seriously got to hook me up with
whoever gave you those necklaces.
260
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,120
I want to use them on Susan Fleckman.
261
00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:52,380
And there she is.
262
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I'll be right back.
263
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:22,639
Hey, Ben.
264
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,640
Hey, Charlie.
265
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,040
What are you wearing?
266
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,000
Oh, just this dumb dress my mom picked
out for me.
267
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,100
I look stupid.
268
00:18:30,340 --> 00:18:32,200
No, I like you look nice.
269
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:34,680
Take a seat.
270
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:37,840
I wanted to do a card trick I want to
show you. Can you show me later?
271
00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,820
Abby Fletcher asked me to have lunch
with her.
272
00:18:41,340 --> 00:18:42,340
No, that's okay.
273
00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:43,620
I can show it to you over there.
274
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,300
I work better with bigger crowds anyway.
275
00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,920
Actually, she invited just me.
276
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,460
I feel like you'd be rude if you came
too.
277
00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:53,400
But I can put a good word in for you.
278
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,840
And then we'll all eat lunch together
tomorrow, okay?
279
00:18:58,720 --> 00:18:59,720
Okay.
280
00:19:00,580 --> 00:19:01,580
You're not wearing your necklace.
281
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,560
Oh.
282
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:05,020
Yeah.
283
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,100
Guess I must have forgot to put it on.
284
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,280
I'll see you later, Ben.
285
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:13,420
See you.
286
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,060
Hey, what did you want to talk about?
287
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,660
Ben, slow down. You're scaring me.
288
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,920
Charlie, you need to come clean about
something.
289
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,220
Okay, what?
290
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,860
Remember that day we were trying to find
Madame Fortuna and we stopped at that
291
00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:53,860
adult store?
292
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:55,800
Sure.
293
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:57,920
I lied to you.
294
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,140
I wasn't a dead end.
295
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,880
The guy inside gave me her address.
296
00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:04,850
What?
297
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:06,470
Are you kidding?
298
00:20:06,610 --> 00:20:07,610
Why would you worry about that?
299
00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:10,930
I thought that if we found Madame
Fortuna, she'd be able to break the
300
00:20:10,930 --> 00:20:12,290
we wouldn't need to be near each other
anymore.
301
00:20:13,230 --> 00:20:17,570
Stupid, I know, but I thought that if
you had to be near me, you would start
302
00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:18,570
like me again.
303
00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:19,670
Ben, that's ridiculous.
304
00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:27,070
Wait, is this one of your high school
movie cliches?
305
00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:30,530
To force some kind of big emotional
climax?
306
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:32,930
No.
307
00:20:34,890 --> 00:20:35,890
This cliche is real.
308
00:20:39,790 --> 00:20:40,790
Just one more thing.
309
00:20:45,450 --> 00:20:47,090
I don't need to be within 30 feet of
you.
310
00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:49,470
What?
311
00:20:49,610 --> 00:20:50,610
The distance rule.
312
00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:52,570
I made it up.
313
00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:56,210
I don't feel any pain when we're apart
from each other.
314
00:20:57,410 --> 00:20:59,670
It was all part of my scheme to force
you to be around me.
315
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,580
I think it's best if I go back in the
dance and say it's far away from you to
316
00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:11,580
the impossible.
317
00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:12,519
I'm sorry.
318
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,520
Stop. No, stop.
319
00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:18,880
It's all you do. Just all these speeches
you give me about love and life and
320
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,780
identity, and you sound really smart and
insightful.
321
00:21:24,060 --> 00:21:25,060
It's all bullshit.
322
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:32,520
It's all lies. And, you know, now is my
turn to give you my really smart and
323
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:33,520
insightful speech.
324
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,360
You're a dick.
325
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,300
This is definitely further than 30 feet.
You don't feel anything?
326
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:53,060
Nothing.
327
00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:16,290
Lee Lee!
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