All language subtitles for mr._d_s07e09_principal_for_a_day

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Connor, Connor, Connor!

Oh!

Pass, buddy.

Lucy, get off the court.

Time to switch it up, sir.

First of all, I say when we switch it
up. Fine. Time to switch it up. Let's

change it up. Can I have that stick?

No, you can't, because I curved it
perfectly for me, and I put my own grip

it. You can't have it, sorry.

I'll give it back to you. I don't want
it back with your brick hands all over

it. Lucy, let's be honest.

You haven't touched the ball in like
eight classes. Does it really matter

stick you have?

Because I don't have a good stick.

The stick doesn't make the player. The
player makes the stick.

Then why are you holding on to that
stick?

Okay, I'm not arguing with you. And now
we have no time. We have no time now

because of the loose two. We've got to
get changed.

Next class, I'm getting that stick.

No, you're not.

Because I hide it.

All right, hurry up.

Grab it if you don't know where it is.

Get to class.

Just get changed.

Bye.

Now she knows my spot.

Find a new spot.

I'll take it home with me.

I'll take it home every night.

Sleep with it.

I'm awesome.

No, you're not, dude. Don't lie.

Nice of you to show up, sir.

Actually, Amanda Susan, I took my time
on purpose because I was hoping if I was

late, you might not be here.

Well, I'm here.

Are we getting our test back today?

No, you're not.

Shocker. You know what? I'm not in the
mood for your whining today, Amanda

Susan. And marking takes time,
everybody. Thank you. Yeah, you're

only had two months.

Thank goodness you don't have a wife and
kids or we'd never get them back.

Okay.

What does that even mean?

It means I don't understand.

What's taking you so long? Because I
have other things. Get married now, kid.

For your information, I have been
married twice.

And secondly, you now have a detention
after school.

For what? All I'm saying is I don't get
it. Look at you. You're kind of good

looking. You're in decent shape. And you
have a good job.

All right.

Then I apologize. I read that wrong.

Thank you for the kind words.

So it must be your incompetence holding
you back.

You know what? Go to the office.

Don't encourage her. Now open your book.

Good for you. Thanks, everybody. Have a
good afternoon.

Bethany?

Really?

Hey, Bethany.

Can't help but notice there's a bit of a
pattern developing here.

Sorry, Miss Galka. I promise it won't
happen again.

Okay.

Bethany! Sorry. I just haven't been
getting much sleep that night. Oh,

what are you having? Bad dreams or
something?

No, it's the noise coming from my
parents' bedroom.

Well, what kind of noise?

It's like crying.

Oh. But happy crying.

Oh, boy.

Starts with a quiet. Yeah. And then a
banging begins. Oh, dear.

Jump! Jump!

Louder and louder. Yeah. Non -stop. Like
this.

Yep.

And then at the end... Really fast! I
got it. Yeah, no, that's clear.

Leave it with me, and I'll see what I
can do, okay?

Sounds super boring, but every morning,
teacher takes attendance, sends it out

to the principal's office, and then I
cross -reference this over the term's

attendance. Okay, good. Glad you guys
are catching up. Yeah. I just wanted to

give Amanda Susan a few little pointers
before she takes over as principal for a

day tomorrow.

You're giving her principal for a day
tomorrow? She won at Ferran Square. This

gal raised $12 ,000 in our food bank
walk -a -thon.

Come on. How's our most obnoxious
student going to be principal for a day?

Hey, you better be careful. That's
tomorrow's box you're talking about.

And my memory's long.

Very long.

You know what's good about this?

You're not in my class tomorrow. I love
that. Have fun hanging out with her all

day, Robert.

I'm actually looking forward to it. It'd
be fun to have a little shadow.

Here's an idea. When you're done being
principal for a day, why don't you take

the rest of the year off Amanda Susan?
That'd be lovely.

Why don't you?

I'll take care of him tomorrow.

Girl, that's cute.

Hi,

everyone. Hi.

Okay.

The seat is taken.

Oh, come on.

Okay, I get it.

Everybody hates Lisa. I hurt you. I
missed my niece's baptism because of

stupid PTA car wash.

You called me a book bitch.

Things were said, sure.

But you guys hurt me too, all right?

Now, I thought maybe I'd come in and
maybe give a peace offering.

Maybe we could... What's that, brownies?
Yeah, homemade double fudge.

I bet they double suck.

Whoa, these are delicious.

Thank you, Peter.

No, no, these are like double delicious.

Oh, yummy. Good. We may have been a bit
too hard on you. Sorry.

I've been turned on by this brownie.

What are you doing?

This is my spot. I always park here.

I can do whatever I'd like.

I'm principal today.

Remember? Then why don't you park in the
principal spot, which is two feet from

the main entrance? Why would you park
way back here?

I like this spot better. Besides, I need
to make my steps.

Steps? There she is, principal for the
day.

Robert, I always park here. Can you tell
her to move her bike, please?

She's the boss.

It's up to her to tell me where she'd
like to park. Okay.

Are we being serious about this? She's a
nine -year -old kid.

She's the boss.

My hands are tied.

Get inside, boss.

Now beat it. You're crowding my bike.

You're a bully.

And finally, I'm canceling all meetings
and practices after school today so

everyone can go home nice and early to
their families. Aw, such a natural

leader.

Nice for you to show up, Jerry.

Someone was in my regular parking spot.

And Mr.

Duncan, thank you. More like Mr. Duncan
can't get to work on time.

It's as though whatever Jerry says, she
has clever quip ready to go. Shut up.

Anyways, have a great day, everyone.

Oh, well done.

You can't let her talk like that to me.
Actually, Jerry, pretty sure she done

can.

By the way, Jerry.

I'd like to see your lesson plans on my
desk by noon. And since you have no

family to go home to, maybe you could
also catch up on your marking after

today. Can we end this? This is silly.
Can you set her straight, please? Like I

said, Jerry, my hands are tied on this
one. She's the boss.

This is stupid.

Robert?

Principal Sullivan.

What was that?

That was salt.

Hey, guys. What's going on?

What did you put in those brownies,
Lisa?

What are you talking about?

Everybody's been sick since your little
brownie sabotage.

Monty, Peter, and Carol couldn't even
make it in today.

That's awful, but, I mean, it couldn't
be the brownies. It's a really simple

recipe. It's just eggs and cocoa and
butter, flour.

What brand of flour?

Papalito's flour.

Jacuzzi! There was a recall on
Papalito's flour last week.

E. coli. I didn't hear anything about
this.

We thought you'd bake something to be
nice.

Like Julia Child, but it turns out
you're just a double agent like Julia

I swear, I had no idea.

Everyone!

Peter's dead.

What?

How? The doctor said that it was either
the E. coli that did him in or... Or? Or

what? The knife in his back!

How could you, Lisa?

I killed Peter.

I think it's important to be seen in the
hallway during class changeover. Excuse

me, Mr. Chile. I need to ask you
something, so if you'll excuse us.

anything you have to say to me, you can
say in front of our principal.

Okay, fine. I need last period off
today.

Why?

This is none of your business, Amanda
Susan, so stay out of this, please.

Actually, it's principal today. It's as
much her business as it is anyone's.

I have to leave for personal reasons.

How personal?

It's a private matter. If I told you, it
wouldn't be personal. So mind your own

beeswax. Robert, can you step in?
Principal Sullivan?

Are you kidding me right now?

What do you have last period? I have
spare last period, Amanda Susan, which

really means I have nothing, so I can
leave.

The thing is, we pay you to be here
until the end of the day.

We? You don't pay me anything.

I don't love your tone, so my answer has
to be a no.

In fact...

I would like you to cover Mr.

Clark's chemistry class during last
period.

He has to leave early.

Why does he get to leave early?

Personal reasons.

Oh, snap.

Okay, I know nothing about chemistry, so
I shouldn't cover his class.

You don't know anything about anything.

When's that stopped you?

Still stupid.

Okay, I can hear you.

I wanted you to hear me.

Robert. In your face.

Okay, can you do something about this?
Check yourself before you wreck

What? Hands, remember?

Tied.

Honestly, we have no idea why Bethany
would be so tired.

Well, it's becoming a bit of a habit.
Are you sure you can't think of any

at all? Maybe we should get her iron
levels checked?

Her iron's fine, Maureen. She's probably
just exhausted from all of her

extracurricular activities.

Right. Or maybe she's exhausted from
your extracurricular activities.

See where I went there?

Not in the least. No. What I'm asking
you guys is that you try to keep your

noise levels down when you're having
your relations.

You son of a bitch.

What's that now?

I know it.

Fool me once, shame on you.

Fool me twice, shame on that.

ganky whore, Linda.

Oh, no, this isn't... Fine.

Guilty as charged.

Like I'm supposed to believe that
suddenly you're a book club four nights

week. What the hell's that supposed to
mean?

Working your way through the Kama Sutra
while you shtook the neighbor? Doesn't

count. It's book club. We have a
guidance counselor that I think would be

The neighbor?

Are you out of your mind, you paranoid
nitwit? Prove me wrong, Maureen.

Prove me wrong.

Great. Great stuff.

I think we have made some serious
progress today.

What's going on here?

Principal Sullivan is conducting
interviews.

Okay, for what position?

Yours.

Isn't that rich?

That is silly.

Thanks for coming in, Gary. We'll be in
touch.

Okay, he doesn't even look like a phys
ed teacher.

So? You were right, Trudy. He's got a
lot of potential.

Okay, this is...

Are we being serious here? We got this
nine -year -old kid running around

wasting everybody's time. Like, come on,
let's get serious. Let's end this

charade. You know what, Jerry?

I was going to let you finish out the
year, but I've had enough of your...

was that word you told me?

Insubordination. Insubordination.

Oh, you've had enough of my
insubordination, have you? Lucid

means you're fired.

Okay. You heard her.

And that is how you lean in.

All right, let's end this. The thing of
it is, Jerry, she actually makes a

pretty good case.

What's the case for me to be fired? I'm
not following.

You're always late. You never hand back
tests.

I never got those lesson plans, and I'm
pretty sure you can't read.

I can read.

Please grab your belongings and exit the
school in a prompt and orderly fashion.

Man. Okay, I'm just telling you that if
I do leave, I'm not coming back.

So you might want to end the game.

I wish I could help, Jerry. Really, I
do, but my hands are...

Starting to sink in, isn't it?

God, I can't figure this out.

I'm starting to feel real.

What was that?

Oh, God, what?

What's going on with this car?

Is there something under my car?

I wonder what's going on here.

Whoops.

Hello. We're here for Peter's memorial.

Yes,

of course.

Right this way. You're the first to
arrive.

Oh, my God.

Peter, I'm so sorry.

This doesn't look right. We're here for
Peter Davis.

This is he.

No, no.

Peter in the open casket.

Five -nine, bald, bitter rosé?

Yeah.

That's the one.

I think there's been some kind of
misunderstanding.

Maybe we should speak to Steve. He was
handling this for us.

Steve had a family emergency and had to
step out. What?

Samuel. Yo.

Who is in the urn?

This guy, Peter Davis.

No! No, it's like I keep telling you.
Peter Davis wasn't supposed to be

cremated. We ordered... He ordered an
open casket. Specifically.

Wow, you guys are really in tune with
his wishes.

Huh.

Huh?

Okay, I can see why there's some
confusion.

Right. Because that isn't Peter Davis.

No, that's absolutely him. I just, uh, I
cremated the wrong Peter.

Not again.

It was supposed to be Peter Aldridge,
not Peter Davis.

It's my bad.

Your bad?

Your bad?

Yeah, that's pretty bad.

I can't feel my legs.

Okay, what is happening?

It was a prank.

What? We were just messing with you.
Peter was going to pop a couple

and then play dead in the casket. He
wasn't supposed to be cremated.

Oh, dear.

Oh, my God.

So it wasn't my brownies that killed
Peter? It was a prank?

It was a prank. What the hell is wrong
with you people? I'm sorry.

Oh my God!

What is wrong with you?

Don't kick on my shoes! Because you're
horrible people!

Murderers!

Murderers!

Definitely feels like wrongful
dismissal.

Well, it... sounding like it was
performance -based. Did the principal

kind of warning beforehand? But what's
the ball? What are you supposed to do

with this?

Mr. Duncan? Yeah, sorry. Did the
principal issue any kind of warning

No, she did not. Now, that's a red flag.
It was her first day. I'm not surprised

there's red flags all over this. She
fired you on her first day? Her first

and her last day, because then she quit.
What's her name?

Amanda Susan Sullivan, and her friends
call her Aff.

Her friend? Classmates. She doesn't have
friends. I'm pretty sure they just

pretend that they're her friends.

Oh, there's my phone. One second.

It's Robert Cheely. I don't know who
Robert Cheely is, but go ahead. He's a

regular principal.

I'm going to put him on speaker so
you're my witness.

Hello, Robert.

Just to let you know, your phone call
and voice are being recorded right now.

No, recorded. What for?

I am in a lawyer's office seeking legal
advice for a wrongful dismissal case

from claimant Amanda Susan Sullivan.

What are you talking about?

It was a joke. What? She can't fire you.
She's a child.

It was a joke.

Okay, I'll be right there.

I might grab lunch quick, but I'll be
there right after.

It was a joke.

If only he hadn't have taken those
sedatives to sell the prank.

He was always so committed to everything
he did.

And it was that commitment that was
ultimately his undoing. Let's think

positively. Maybe he had a heart
condition and he was dead before his

the flames?

Fingers crossed.

It wasn't that. He was talking the other
day about how healthy his heart was.

Well, at least he didn't have a wife or
kids.

In a way, it was a victimless crime.

Except Peter.

Yeah. Well, that's true.

Peter is dead.

Looks like someone got a good night's
sleep, huh?

The best.

Thanks, Miss Goldberg.

Good. So no more loud noises, huh?

Oh, yeah. House has never been quieter.

Great. Now that Dad's gone.

What? Gone?

Yeah. I heard Mom say Dad's living with
his new slut.

Oh, boy. Well, that is not great, and I
am truly, truly sorry to hear that,

Bethany. What's a new slut?

Well, you know, it's someone that's
going to live with your dad in a

home. What?

Fun. I don't want my dad to live in a
different home.

Who would?

Who gets to have two beds to sleep in
and have great sleeps now? Me. Yeah, you

do.

That's fun.

Yeah. Yeah.

I do not know how to do my job.

Who's back?

Mr. D is back. That's who.

Did you go somewhere?

No, I didn't go anywhere.

Amanda Susan here tried to fire me
yesterday, but she failed.

You were principal for one day. I'm
going to be your teacher for the rest of

your life.

You mean the next eight years?

Yeah, for the next eight years. That's
what I meant. Did I hear something bad

happen to your bicycle?

And I heard something happen to your
car.

To my... Hey,

hey, hey, hey, stop that truck!

No, no, no, stop it! Don't! Hey, come
back!

How did you do that?

My family owns a towing company.

They lost an hour outside the city. You
might want to call a cab.

Ass towing, I should have known.

Damn it, again.

I can't believe we pulled that off.

I heard Tony and Samuel gave the
performance of a lifetime.

Oh, and you should have seen everyone's
faces.

I mean, I almost felt bad for them. Oh,
you shouldn't. When I heard what they

were going to do to you, I couldn't go
through with it.

Besides, I never liked those jerks.
Thanks, Peter.

So what's next?

It's only a good prank if they think I'm
really dead.

So I'm moving to New York.

Really? A friend of mine has a lead on a
teaching job there.

Everything's set up. That's commitment.

Come with me.

Oh, no, no. I can't do that.

Run away with me.

No.

Sorry. Oh, because I thought we had
something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have something.
Just not that something.

I guess I misread the situation.

Yeah.

Well, if you change your mind, I'll be
at gate 23, terminal C, 9 p .m. tonight.

Peter, it was really nice pranking with
you.

Thanks.

I love you.

Okay.

Awesome.

Thank you.