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Hey, man, you got the 20 bucks you owe
me?

You see this international teacher prize
they're offering? If I say yes, will

you just let it go? It's the most
coveted teaching award in the world.

teacher just won a million dollars.

A million?

Well, that's a lot of money. I think I
should apply for this. That's what I'm

saying.

Absolutely, because this is right up
your alley. All she did was help a

Arctic community overcome harsh
conditions and lack of opportunity.

I coach hockey. I'm in a rink all day,
freezing cold.

And she gets isolation pay. I don't get
isolation pay.

Same thing. And she created a life
skills program specifically at teen

they could help reduce the gender gap.

Hey, that's not even a thing.

Yeah, that's what all the women are
saying.

I let girls play sports.

You know, you're both heroes.

If I win, when I win, I can quit
teaching.

Your heart's in the right place, Jerry.

Oh. But if you get out of this racket,
how are you going to win this prize next

year? I never thought of that.

Won't quit.

It'd be good to have an extra million on
my salary. I should get an extra

million. Then you can give me the 20
bucks you owe me.

Look at this.

First of all, she's a liar because she
starts off saying, I have always loved

working with kids.

No, you haven't.

Maybe the people giving you this award
aren't teachers, but the teachers know

you're pulling you know what.

I'm awesome.

No, you're not, dude. Don't lie.

I'm awesome. I'm driving around in my
mom's ride.

Well, well.

Look who's here.

It isn't the infamous Jerry Duncan.

What's the matter, Jerry? You don't got
a team to ruin tonight?

What are you doing here, Coach Myers?

What, I can't have a libation from time
to time? They don't serve libation here.

What's that in your hand?

It's a drink, idiot.

I like your spirit, Jerry.

You're really going to sit beside me
when there's like seven empty stools

there? Let's show the etiquette. Leave a
stool between people.

Do you?

Can I get a scotch and eat? No, good
luck getting a scotch here, pal. Because

man Bill here is going to be on my side.
And this is my house. You don't get

served in my house.

Cheers.

What are you doing?

My job, Jerry.

That's smooth.

Girls, soccer's starting up, and
honestly, Jerry, I wish you were

because our first game is against
Xavier, and I would love to win by

disqualification.

Well, newsflash, I am coaching. No,
you're not. Yeah, I'm coaching. They're

letting you coach. Yeah, they are, okay?
Then we're going to kick your butt.

Kicker, do you know how many
championships I've won?

Eleven. I'd ask how many you've won, but
I don't want to embarrass you.

You know what your team does?

Your team suck.

No, they won't suck when I coach.

Hilarious. Because when I look at you,
you know what I see, Duncan?

A loser.

A loser.

A loser.

See you on the pitch.

Goodbye.

You gonna pay for that?

Why would I pay for it? It was your
friend.

How was that my friend? You guys were
hanging out.

You belittled me, and I was getting sad.

Seemed pretty funny.

All right, thanks, Dave. I'll take it
from here.

What are you talking about, Jerry?

I'm coaching senior girl soccer now.

I'm coaching senior girl soccer.

Well, there must be some
misunderstanding.

Why don't we split the difference and we
will co -coach? You see, that's a good

idea. They exactly have the best track
record.

The hockey thing?

Yeah. It's just an asterisk.

An otherwise blemish -free coaching
career for this guy. Here they go. Let's

what we got.

Let's go, girls.

It goes, girls.

Okay. Who is that?

Top shelf.

Booyah! Goal!

Who is that?

Tanya, that's our best player. We are
going to beat Central.

What's wrong with the rest of them?

Why are they no more Tanya? Why are they
all so bad?

They need some work, but as long as
they're having fun.

Okay, girls, come on in here, please.

Oh, no. Girls, come on in.

Okay, sorry I missed tryouts, but I am
here to coach with my assistant, Mr.

Tira. Bashara.

I don't think that's how you say it. We
have a big game this week against

Central. Whatever you've learned from
Mr.

Bashara. Yeah.

Forget it. From here on out, everyone
gives the ball to Tanya. It's Tanya.

Tanya, Tanya. Who cares? Stop worrying
about names, pronunciation.

We'll pass the ball to Tanya, Tanya.
Every time. Wait, but coach.

What? What if I get a breakaway?

Stop.

Wait for Tanya. Give her the ball. Get
out of the way. If some of you can't

the game this week, that's cool.

Okay, go back. Practice giving the ball
to Tanya.

Are you sure that's the right move?
Yeah.

Okay, have I ever steered you wrong?

The only time you steered me anywhere
was very, very wrong.

Stop talking, because you're talking a
lot.

Really?

She's right there.

Wow, this is... Yeah, good.

Give it to Tanya.

Tanya, try to get it near her.

Yeah, I'm Tanya. Hi, I'm Tanya.

Tanya, take the ball from them. Go take
it. Push her. Push her hard and take the

ball and go score.

I have a lot to figure out right now
because Coach Myers is going to love

he sees this and can't win with one
player.

Mrs. Harrison, what can I do for you? As
you know, transcripts for university

applications go out tomorrow and it
appears my little Jasper is a tad shy on

GPA.

That is a shame. Now, I've already tried
talking to some of his teachers about

giving him that itty -bitty little
boost, but no one's budging.

You know, teacher, they can be real
ticklers for those grades.

Which is why I'm coming to you as a
concerned mother, hoping that maybe you

could give us that little boost. That is
not how I do my job.

It can be our little secret.

This is very inappropriate.

Quite frankly, I am offended that you
think a man of my principles would just

tamper with a student's grades like
that. Please see yourself out.

What's

it

going to take to make you see things my
way?

Morning. Hi, Bobby.

Did you sleep in your car last night,
Lisa?

No. I was meditating.

Because you've got, like, a little bit
of drool in your mouth there.

Okay, you know what, Bobby?

I don't have time for this right now,
okay? We have a car wash happening as a

fundraiser, and we need to staff cars
out of the parking lot this week.

Lisa, you've had five PTA car washes
this month, and your point is?

Well, A, it's raining, and B, all the
cars are super clean now. Bobby,

get it done.

It's been recently brought to my
attention that one of the senior

you all teach is in the process of
transitioning. So I'd like to discuss

sensitive matter with you all.

That's why you brought us here? To say
that? If I may, Jerry, transitioning is

the process of changing your gender
identity. It's a big deal.

I know what transitioning is, Trudy, and
I know it takes a lot of guts.

All I'm saying is I don't think we
needed a special meeting for it. It's

big deal if you make it a big deal.

Look at you being all sensitive.

Thank you. Could this be the beginning
of a new and improved Jerry?

Moving on. I can't stress enough how
important it is that all of us create an

environment for this student that's
supportive and judgment -free. Get your

message here, Paul. I have my own
transitioning to do right now. I've got

take a bad soccer team and make them
into a good soccer team, and that's not

going to be easy.

There he is.

We're not done yet, Jerry. Once again, I
want to ensure the students feel safe

here.

Who's the student? Are they going from
boy to girl or girl to boy? We'll talk

about that in a minute, Jerry.

Hey, think what I'm thinking? I'd be
disappointed in myself if I was.

This could be our ace.

Oh, boy to girl, please.

Boy to girl, do this.

Boy to girl, please, come on.

Come on, here we go.

So let's all make sure that Oliver is
comfortable.

as he embarks on his journey to becoming
Olivia.

Hallelujah! That's it. I did not see
that coming. I wasn't thinking at first,

and then as you started talking, that's
it.

The times, they are changing.

Okay, I gotta go. That's great
information. Thank you.

Olivia! Too bad we couldn't transition
him into the next town.

Who the hell are you?

Dave. New economics teacher.

When did you start here?

A few months ago. Heard all about you. I
didn't.

Olivia, just the gal I'm looking for.

Hey, Mr. Duncan, what's up? Well, I
heard you were going through a

so I have an interesting proposition for
you to come play for the girls' soccer

team. I appreciate the offer, but I
haven't played since I was a kid, and

honestly, I wasn't the best.

So you played. So you were a male
athlete, but now you're a female

That's great.

Sorry? Not the best as a boy is
exceptional as a girl.

Isn't that sexist, sir? No, it's
science. As Oliver, you are a four -male

athlete. As Olivia, you're an automatic
eight -female athlete.

Sir. You have the inherent skills of a
man trapped inside the body of a woman.

don't know. There might be some holes in
your theory.

It's airtight. Trust me. I'm just not
interested.

Really? Sorry. Okay.

Well, uh, don't think of it as an
invitation to play soccer. Think of it

invitation to join a sisterhood.

And play soccer and beat Central, but
mostly about the future. I've got to

again.

Lisa?

Hi. Oh, hi, Mr. Malick. I, uh... Stupid
man.

I spilled coffee on my shirt.

But you are completely naked.

And I could still smell it on my skin.

So I thought, why not take a full shower
while I'm at it? Seems like overkill to

me. It seems to me like I'm still
missing that detailed inventory of all

cleaning products that I asked for.

You better be using All Natural or I'm
going to be forced to take further

action. But All Natural are no match for
vile filth spewed by the students. No

more excuses, Malik. Just get me that
list. Or as PTA president.

I will be forced to file a formal
complaint.

I do not like that woman.

But my God, does she have smooth
alabaster skin.

Okay, for the game we need more hearts.

Hello.

I have a little surprise for you. I'd
like you to meet Olivia, your new

teammate, who is going to be joining the
team effective immediately.

Big hand for Olivia.

Give her a welcome.

Watch your girl. How come Steve didn't
have to try out like the rest of us did?

How we make our selections has nothing
to do with you.

That's actually a really good question.
Okay, stop.

You're not helping.

Olivia here brings a distinct
competitive advantage that none of you

So she's a tremendous asset to the team,
so that's why she's on the team. I

don't know about that.

May I also add how brave I think this
young woman standing next to me is

she has taken the first step to become
who she really is. We should all be

very... Honored to have her on the team.

We should all look up to Olivia.

She's proof that if you have the
strength, the courage, and the grit, you

can live your truth.

What I'm saying is you can now pass to
Tanya or Olivia, our hero. Any game,

two options.

I just improved our chances of winning.

Let's go.

Go get them. Go.

Let's scrimmage.

Olivia!

No, back!

Stop! Stop! She's down! Give it to
Tanya! Give it to Tanya!

Quickly. Nice.

Okay, Olivia's open.

All right, go, Olivia.

Come on, Olivia.

Go, Olivia.

Come on, Olivia. Come on, Olivia.

Go. What are you shooting? Do you have a
breakaway? Are you kidding me? What's

wrong with her?

Play like a girl.

You're right, Olivia.

What was that? You kicked the ball from
center.

It's my asthma.

You said you weren't great at soccer,
but you didn't mention asthma, and you

didn't mention you were horrible at
soccer.

Okay, are you thinking what I'm
thinking?

That was wrong.

We got the wrong trance.

We got the wrong trance. Mrs. Harrison,
wait up.

We meet again.

I just wanted to say I had a rapturously
good time last night. I was thinking

maybe we could grab a drink, a couple of
gimlets to wet the whistle.

Let me be crystal clear, Frank.

You are a disgusting pig. And the only
reason I defaced myself is for my son's

future, which...

Just goes to show that there is
literally nothing that I wouldn't do for

But now that the transcript's been sent
in, you are never to approach me again,

you jaundiced freak.

Let's go, Jesse.

What was that all about?

Oh, nothing.

Because I already left.

And I don't really love you anyway,
either. Hello?

Oh.

Well, isn't this cozy?

Trouble in paradise?

Everything is great. I have a husband,
I'm rich, and everything is great and

it's perfect.

That's why they call it paradise.

Are you sure everything's perfect?
Because it seems like you're kind of

bit of a hard time.

I'm great.

Hey, there's the ex -mom I was just
looking for. Hey, I overheard that my

dumping you. That means we're not going
to be related anymore.

If you're game, I'm down to clown.

Excuse me.

Who's a little perv?

You are. If you're feeling imprisoned in
a body that feels wrong for you, just

know that we at Xavier Academy support
you, all the staff, especially me, and

especially the girls' soccer team.

All right?

So just to summarize, if you're on the
boys' team right now, if the senior

soccer team feels wrong to you, Come on
over to the girls' soccer team.

We will welcome you with open arms.

Any questions?

Sir, what are you talking about? What am
I talking about?

Hmm, John, you have a half scholarship
to UCLA next year. Is that right?

Yeah. How would you like that to be a
full scholarship?

I'd love that. Come on over to the
girls' soccer team, and it's guaranteed.

You just got to be true to yourself, and
you got to really feel like a woman. I

don't feel like a woman, sir. You don't
have to tell me now.

You take your time, you think about it.
It's a big decision, John.

But I do need to know by 3 o 'clock,
okay? All right, there's the call. Hey,

John.

It's over, Lisa.

Excuse me? God damn it. We all know you
have a one -way ticket to Divorce Town,

and that runaway train's never coming
back.

Wrong way on a one -way track.

Seems you should be getting somewhere,
but somehow...

You're neither here nor there. What is
coming out of your mouth?

I'm paraphrasing, but what it comes down
to is we know you'll be stepping down

as PTA president, so I just wanted to
thank you for your service.

I'm not going anywhere.

I might be headed for divorce town.
These proceedings can easily take a

maybe two.

And until they're finalized, I'm still
technically a step -parent.

And I am very committed to my role as
PTA president. Because I literally have

nothing else going on in my

life. I know you're angry and I know
you're upset. But what can we do?

to get you off our backs.

This won't take long.

I have good news and I have more, I
guess what you'd call alternative news.

The good news is Lisa has agreed to step
down as leader of the PTA.

Awesome. That's good news.

Right? Yeah. The more alternative news,
I guess, is

that I...

Very, very recently created a position
of second guidance counselor.

And Lisa is going to be rejoining the
faculty and filling that position.

I'm back.

You weak, foolish man.

So welcome, Lisa.

Hey, slow down. Hey, have either of you
heard from any of the senior boys soccer

players? What are you talking about?

Have any of them come to you talking
about transitioning to becoming a girl

playing for the girls' soccer team? No,
you idiot.

Not even John? John didn't come up to
you? Deciding to change your gender

identity isn't like changing your socks,
you fool.

I'm disappointing you, Jack.

Disappointing John.

Oh, hey, Tanya. Bad news.

No John.

First of all, Olivia's horrible.

You saw that.

Ex -nay on the Olivia plan.

It's back to Tanya. Gotta beat Central,
that's for sure.

That's... Actually, what I wanted to
talk to you about. What? I really

appreciate how open and accepting you've
been toward Olivia.

Don't mention it.

Didn't get me very far, did it? Kind of
backfired.

Hoisted on my own petard.

It got me thinking.

We do have to follow our truth.

What? Which is why, as of today, I'm
following mine and starting my

to becoming a boy.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, how bad is that news?

Look, that speech wasn't for you. This
is a big decision. Do you think you

should really be rushing this? This is
actually something I've been thinking

about for years.

Can't you just stay for one more game?
One more game against Central?

Coach, when you realize how you want to
gender identify for the rest of your

life, you want the rest of your life to
start as soon as possible.

Oh, that was beautiful.

That was beautiful.

I guess I won't be doing this anymore.

What if I called you Tony? One game.

I called you Tony.

Why Tony?

Thought that was the name you might go?

No. What name are you going to go with?

And a worse luck.

It's a little unorthodox that a guidance
counselor would pay me a visit like

this. You do understand that endorsing
students is strictly frowned upon.

I'm not here to endorse a student.

Okay. One of your recent applicants,
Jasper Harrison, accidentally received a

higher average than he should have had.

Unfortunately, there's not much we can
do. We have to go by the documents that

we receive.

I thought you might say that.

What's it going to take to make you see
things my way?

I am the victim here.

My body was used. It was used, I tell
you.

No, don't get out of here.

Olivia didn't help. Yeah, I know. I saw
the game. Olivia,

we lost Tanya.

That's not because of my speech. Tanya
is living her truth. Good for her. Good

for her.

Your coach is a loser. Your coach is a
loser. Your coach is a loser. Your coach

is a loser. Not you so much.

Wow.

8 -0.

My best player just went to live her
truth, which I support. And my worst

didn't tell me the truth.

She was a boy.

Wow. A lot of reasons.

Seriously, though.

Um, you're a loser. Yeah, all right. You
are.

Loser!

Hey, Jerry!

What? My victory dance.

Dance with me, Jerry!

Loser!