All language subtitles for mr._d_s07e04_gerry_coaches_hockey

You like a tissue, Amanda Susan?

I'm good.

Okay, why would you come to school sick?
Now you're going to get the rest of a

sick. Someone got me sick, so I'm paying
it forward.

Circle of life.

Circle of life? That's not the circle of
life. Circle of life's when a dolphin

eats a giraffe.

What are you talking about? Okay, let's
go. Hand in your assignments. Right

here. There's a spot right here.

Right here, right here, right here.
Everybody right here. Okay, nice pile.

Nice.

That's not the spot.

That's not a pile. You're just doing
this on purpose.

Thank you.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

What? I'm not touching that with your
snot all over it. Get it out of here.

And how are you going to grade me? B
minus.

Done. B plus.

B plus? I'm not... Get out of here. Now
it's a C. Get out of my face.

Where's my... Honestly?

You can't cover your mouth when you
sneeze, Amanda Susan.

That's disgusting.

Get out of my face.

I wouldn't drink that if I were you.

Why wouldn't you drink it? It's water.

It's good for you.

God, it's all over my... I'm awesome.

No, you're not, dude. Don't lie.

I'm awesome. I'm driving around in my
mom's ride. I'm awesome. A quarter of my

life gone by.

Gentlemen, welcome.

I'll do this. Okay.

And gentlemen, hello, hi, hi, coach.

Please. But I was working this side of
the room first.

Head on the swivel.

We have ladies here. Okay.

Same thing I teach them. Head on the
swivel.

All right.

First game. First game is the biggest
game of the year for us. Why? Because it

sets the tone.

And we play this team back -to -back
nights. We're going to win tonight, and

we're going to win tomorrow.

And then let's win for the rest of our
lives.

Please stop interrupting.

Sorry. Now, I'm going to need a hero.
I'm holding out for a hero for the rest

the night. And he's got to be strong.

He's got to be fast.

But he does have to be fast. And he's
got to be fresh from the

fight. Or she.

Or she.

Although it's probably a he.

Because I can't think of a female.

hero we've ever had. Who's it gonna be?
Who's gonna be our hero? Is it gonna be

you? Is it gonna be you?

Nope. Is it gonna be you?

Or you?

I think we get it. We don't get it.
Because I'm going around the room. I

there. Why would I stop there when I can
go the whole way? You gotta stop

interrupting, coach.

Where was I?

Was I you there? Did I say you? Is it
gonna be you?

Is it gonna be you? Are you gonna be the
hero? Are you gonna be the hero? Or are

you gonna be the hero?

Or is it gonna be you?

Or is it gonna be you?

You know what? You're right. It feels
long. It feels like I didn't have to do

everybody. Let's play today like it's
the first game of the rest of your life.

Do you mean the last game of the rest of
your life? Because technically every

game is the first game of the rest of
your life. Is this the first game of the

year? It's a proverb.

Do you know what a proverb is? You
don't.

On three, Xavier. One, two, three,
Xavier.

Here we go.

Come on.

Let's go.

Girls, I can't promise you're going to
play a lot.

Tuck your ponytails in your helmet so we
don't embarrass ourselves.

Really?

Nail polish.

Blue. That's the other team's color.

You're already a traitor.

Come on!

Beat these guys!

Look who's last here.

Oh, and the lady. Still getting ready.

Hey, here we go.

Oh!

That's nice.

Thank you, Dolores. Thank you.

So, Bobby, are you excited for your time
off? I am. You know, I'm looking

forward to de -stressing and focusing on
me before, you know, who comes along,

right? And then everything gets changed.

Can't believe you handed over the reins
to Jerry.

Well, no, I prepped him, right? And he
is a phys -ed guy, so I'm not too

worried. I would be worried if it was
me. Really? He is one of the great

How badly can he screw things up, right?

Right?

Oh, open another prezzy.

I think I'm just going to double check
something with Jerry first.

Okay? I'll be right back.

Come on. Do something.

Here he goes again. Here he goes again.
Put a body on him. Same guy. Same guy.

Here he goes.

Don't you pass the puck, four.

Unbelievable.

Number four again.

What the heck's this?

timeout honestly timeout at 10 -1 what
are you doing i panicked unbelievable

guy is scoring all the goals he has nine
of the 10 goals one player i don't care

if all five of you go to number four try
to stop one player he's a machine he is

a machine it's getting ridiculous though
hey Jerry. Are you kidding me? What do

you want? Did I remind you that you need
to keep the game ball separate from the

practice balls? Yes, you did. Get off
the bench. I'm coaching.

I'm just checking if I reminded you.

10 -1.

Shut up. You're off to a great start.

That's all I need right now is you. Good
job, guys.

Look at number four. That's a good
-looking man. That's not a 15 -year -old

with a full -grown beard.

That's an adult male. What the hell's
going on here? Jeez, you're right.

Hey, coach, you call timeout?

Oh, that was me.

Shoot more. Xavier on three.

Don't cheer at 10 -1. Just go. Try to
stop number four. Go.

There's no way he's 15.

Well,

someone looks happy.

Tomorrow's the big day. I proposed to my
lady. Check this out. What do you

think? Huh?

Oh, what?

Wait.

As in the same lady that's in prison for
murdering your ex -wife?

That's the one.

Okay. Can I ask you a question? Yeah.
I'm a little nervous. I'm trying to

of a nice, you know, romantic spot to
pop the question. What do you think?

yeah. Isn't the visitor's room the only
option?

Probably during visiting hours?

Of course.

Yeah. A special spot. You're a genius.
Hey, Paul, do you think this is a good

idea? What's that? Well, she's in there
for 25 years.

For murder.

And, um, I just think, what's the right?

Chance of parole in ten, though. Okay.

Anisha, that's the love of my life.

Yes. I better lock her down before she
meets somebody else, right?

Who's she gonna meet?

Who's she gonna... Cheater.

Cheater.

Big cheater. Cheater, cheater, cheater.
Hey, good game, number four. Holy

smokes, you're some solid.

Uh, thanks.

Great beard, too. You need a razor for
that thing? Okay.

Sorry about my friend here.

Just wanted to maybe check some ID, just
make sure you're the right age.

Government issue. Yeah.

Can I help you?

Well, hey, coach, we just thought it
might be a good idea to check the ID of

number four here. He looks a tad older
than the rest of the boys.

He's 15.

I'm 15.

Well, that's good to hear, right, that
you were really 15, so that it shouldn't

be a problem to just prove it.

Listen,

loser, you lost, okay? So suck it up.

How about you focus on getting your
loser team ready for our rematch

instead of making false accusations like
a loser. Loser.

Ouch.

Loser.

See what's going on here?

Yeah, he's the number two. Yeah, and it
goes all the way to the top.

So game on. What are you going to do? I
don't know yet.

But you said game on.

Yeah, and I'm going to do, I don't know.

Stop with the question.

You can wait for me.

I don't have proof, but I'm pretty sure
Central is using an overage player.

And as soon -to -be acting athletic
director, I have some ethical standards

uphold here at the school. Well, Jerry,
unfortunately, without proof, I can't

file an appeal.

What? You know the drill. Under the
Cheely administration, Xavier teams are

going to be all about losing with
dignity.

Fine. Then I'm warning you.

It's game on.

What are you going to do, Jerry?

I don't know yet. I'm going to do
something, though. That sounds like a

like it's kind of ominous. It's like
saying a storm's a -brewin' when it's a

blue sky. It doesn't make sense. You
know, I did it yesterday, and I trapped

myself again. So start with your
endgame, and then reverse -engineer what

catchphrase is going to be. You could
leave it vague, like, we'll see.

I got it.

I got it's kind of weird. No.

Ask me what I'm going to do.

What are you going to do, Jerry?

Bingo.

That's actually not bad.

All right, first period, 6 -0. How is
this possible? Yeah, I know that. He's

all the goals. Yeah. We should put three
guys on him. You can't put three guys

on someone in hockey. Let's break his
ankle.

We can't do that. Bobby Clark did it to
that Russian guy once. First of all, we

don't have a kid in here who can break a
grown man's ankle. He's a freak of

nature, coach.

He's not a freak of nature. He's an
adult man playing with you. That's what

is. I heard he's dating Eugenie
Bouchard.

What? Eugenie Bouchard? I heard that,
too.

Eugenie Bouchard would never date
someone in high school.

She's far too classy for that.

Okay, there's the buzzer. We gotta go.
Get out there.

I'll think of something.

Be your best out there, guys. Try to
stop the puck. Come on, Luke. You're six

foot five. One puck. Stop one puck,
Luke.

I'll do my best. What?

This kind of sucks that it's just one
guy beating us.

Say that again.

Sucks that it's just one guy beating us.

Wait here for a sec.

What are you doing? Go!

Get on the bench! I'm right there!

Okay.

I need you to strip down for me.

Excuse me? Strip down.

It's kind of cute.

Oh,

I hope Jerry remembers what I told him
about away game bus schedules.

Imagine if he forgets.

No.

No, of course he won't forget.

Move on, Galga. Come on.

He's not a complete idiot.

I sent him four emails about it. Does he
check his emails?

Yeah. Okay. You're being ridiculous.

Yes.

Although, am I absolutely positive he
knows how to read?

Alright, change it up.

about. Soul pain, guys.

This is not the welcoming you thought
you had, huh, bud?

Roll them over.

Take the dirty laundry out.

That's what I think of that.

There's something I would mean to ask
you.

What is it, poodle?

One second.

Donna, for the first time ever, I looked
at your face.

Watch it, bitch.

I will cut you.

We were in the middle of something, you
piece of trash. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

It's my fault.

What's your name?

Cecilia. I'm the one that has to share a
cell with this punk.

Cecilia.

It's a beautiful name.

Paul.

Hey, take a hike.

Uh, where were we?

Oh.

Something you want to ask me?

What?

No, you were asking me.

Oh, I guess it'll come back to me.

Let's do this. 6 -6. We are tied.

Come on. We can do it. Mr. Bashar,
where's Mr. Duncan?

I'm not sure, but he's missing a real
nail biter. Oh, yeah? McMillan's on

Let's go, McMillan. Shoot, McMillan.
There you go. Shoot it. Shoot it.

Yes!

Nice!

Nice! Yes!

Great job, McMillan. Everyone else, too.
Great job, guys.

Turn this whole thing around.

Great job.

Great job.

Great job, everyone.

That's what I'm talking about.

Oh, what's he doing? He's letting
himself on fire. Oh, there you go. Oh,

my God.

What is wrong with you?

You didn't do that.

It's not sportsmanlike. You don't have
to.

Idiot. The door.

Just relax, buddy. It's okay, McMillan.

It's okay, buddy.

Don't take my visor off. Leave my helmet
on.

Dave, Dave, Dave, don't take my visor
off.

Pee yourself, miss.

Did I pee?

Oh. Oh, God damn it. Gross, Bobby.

My water broke.

Okay? Natural.

What the hell?

Why is she here? No. I was here first.
Get lost. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

There's a bird sticking out. Can you
cover up?

Why is Jerry here?

Ma 'am, I'm sorry. ambulance with an
offender bender. We have to bring you

together. Are you kidding me?

Why are we not moving?

She's 10 seconds.

She's ready.

This is it, ladies and gentlemen. A
miracle of life. Here we go.

Shut up, Jerry.

Man,

you are remarkably elastic.

Thank you. Is that necessary?

Do you have to paint such a vivid
picture? Have to. No.

Want to. You bet.

Here comes the head.

The symbolism is magnificent.

Oh, it hurts so bad. My eyes have seen
the glory of the coming of the Lord.

What are you doing? I'm calling Robert.
You should see this. He's the father. I

couldn't agree more.

You put your phone down. What is that, a
pottery wheel?

Push, ma 'am, push.

Oh, my gosh, what is that?

staring at your bird this time.

What do you want, Jerry?

Well, it looks like they want to keep me
for test. They think I might have a

concussion, which I don't think I do. I
came to congratulate you both.

So cute.

What's his name?

Call him Craig.

Oh, stupidest name ever.

Can I hold him? No.

Okay, too early.

Oh, Jerry, guess what? The kid who
assaulted you has been charged.

Hope he rots in jail the rest of his
life.

He's a minor. Don't see that happening.

He is a minor.

Wow.

Oh, wait, there's more good news. The
team has been suspended for the

of the season, and, wait for it, you've
been banned from coaching hockey for

life. Come on!

That is ridiculous!

I'm the victim here!

You know what, that's fine, because
it'll free up more time for me to be

athletics. And my first order of
business is going to be to purchase a

laminating machine.

Oh, my God, what for, Jerry?

You never know when you're going to need
a laminating machine, so you want one

right there.

That's just the first thing I'm buying.
I got a whole slew of stuff I'm gonna

get ahead of his head.

Because I've been waiting my whole life
for this.

I'll see you tomorrow, Robert, and I'll
see you never.

Knock on wood. Oh, that's gross.

I'm sick.

I'll have to go... I'll have to go get a
test on my head to think I might have a

concussion. I don't think I do, but
they... Hey,

hi. So?

I suppose the congrats are in order?

I didn't ask her. Oh, thank God.

I knew your conscience wouldn't let you
go through with it. I met somebody else.

See, Donna's got this cellmate named
Cecilia.

Angel.

Paul,

you realize that's still a problem,
right?

Okay, look, okay.

Donna and I, we got history, right? But
Cecilia, she's only in for a man's

slaughter. That's good.

Yeah. Right?

She's got, what, three to five years?

Yeah, that's less bad.

Okay, maybe you want to try and spend
some time getting to know this other

criminal a little better.

You know what, you're right.

I'll schedule a prison visit.

Speed dial. Speed dial. The prison.

Yay. Yeah, good day. This is Paul Dwyer.
I'd like to schedule a visit to see

Cecilia. Cecilia, yeah, she's Donna
Selmy. Selmy. Yeah, you know the one.

as deep as the ocean, you know.

Yeah, that's the one.

What?

What?

No!

No! Come on!

All right, okay, have a good one.

Is it bad news?

Cecilia was strangled to death in a cell
last night.

Who would do that?

I have a hunch.

Do you?

If you can't decide for yourself, the
universe decides for you.

Done it is.

They all die.

Get out of here.

That's mine.

I'm feeling that you're back this
quickly. You know that, right? This is

body, and it's my choice, okay?

Okay.

I'm leaking.

Oh, great.

Look, can you just watch Craig, and if
he wakes up, just stick a soother in his

mouth, okay?

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Can't you just bring him with you? Put
the soother in his mouth.

It's easy. Thank you. I know what that
is.

Okay, all right.

Sama Bhatt.