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Okay, you have four more minutes to finish your test. Hurry up. That's

impossible.

No, no, no. I'm not even close to being done.

Well, better get going. Oh, my gosh. Focus more.

A couple minutes.

Okay, I'm kidding.

Oh, my gosh.

You guys are lame.

That's so pathetic.

It was a joke. You acted like a bunch of little babies.

Sheila's crying.

You were bawling your eyes out in your head practically because you thought,

no, I'm not done my test.

I hate you.

Lori, I thought you were going to faint.

Grow up. It's just a test.

I might do it again.

You have 30 minutes right now, but that could change at any time.

Make sure you finish that test, Sheila, because I need that for my answer key.

Okay, back to work.

One minute left.

It's too soon. I knew it was too soon.

Let's just get this done. I'm bored out of my tree right now.

Awesome. No, you're not, dude. Don't lie.

I'm awesome. I'm driving around in my mom's ride. I'm awesome. A quarter of my

life gone by.

I'm awesome.

Hey.

Just the man I was looking for.

Excuse me?

Not you yet. Chris.

Hi. It's the pen you lent me.

Oh.

Thanks. You're welcome.

Oh, Bobby, my lady. I almost didn't see you there. Listen, I'm going to be out

of commission this week because I've got to get my tonsils out, so I'm not going

to be able to coach my girls' volleyball team in the playoffs.

Well, that doesn't leave you much notice, Simon. I only found out this

Take a look at these puppies.

Go back.

See you in there?

Right in there. Yeah, got it. Thank you. But who's going to cover for you,

right? Because I'm tied up with the rugby team, so... I'll do it.

Perfect. Thanks.

No, no, not perfect. Seriously, Simon?

Yeah, he's serious.

Why wouldn't he be serious?

Oh, because you messed everything up.

This team has a chance of winning everything, and I can't risk you.

Risking me what?

Ruining everything.

I'm not going to ruin anything. That came out of left field. Why would you

that? Well, there's no one else. There really isn't. That's the problem.

So I guess I just have to. Oh, you could ask McMath. Yeah. Let him speak.

I'm sorry, what?

Okay, fine. You can coach this season's playoff.

But don't read into it. Win or lose does not mean you're cooked next season,

okay? You might not be alive next year, so... What?

I'm going to go prepare.

Thanks.

Seriously. I don't think he meant that, sir.

Seriously didn't mean that. That's not even a word. Seriously?

Hi. You're a woman.

Chris, can I have that pen, please, back for borrowing?

Hurry up, I... Petal hominids, you were supposed to be in class ten seconds ago.

Let's move it, move it.

Lucifer, late?

Unacceptable. We don't have enough time in between classes, sir.

I had to use the washroom. No excuses, Lucy. It's disrespectful to your

Do I have to buy you a wristwatch, Miss Corcoran? Sorry, it's just that I was on

the third floor and I'm three minutes between classes. It's not enough time.

Isn't it? Here's an idea. What if we added an extra minute or two to the

Oh, the...

Good idea. Thank you.

So add four to eight minutes to the school day.

I just had a great idea. Okay. Why don't you pitch that to your fellow teachers

and see how that goes over?

Right.

Stupid. The good news is I'm not going to punish you extremely hard. And the

great news is I want to think about what you said.

Okay? Leave it with me. Okay? Yep.

Come on, guys.

You can open your book at least.

Hey, big day Saturday.

Well. True, but let's not assume we're going to win Thursday. But we will.

You're right. We have a good team. So we'll probably cruise through Thursday,

get to Saturday.

Right. What are you talking about?

Girls volleyball and coaching. What are you talking about?

Spike's wedding, jackass.

Oh, Spike's wedding. And I replied, yes. Yeah, Saturday.

Well, work comes first. Sorry, Spike, can't go. It's too bad, man, because

Susie's going to be there. And he's back on the market.

Susie's single?

Available. She at the wedding?

Keep her away from everybody, okay?

Yeah, sure. I won't let anyone go near her. I'll be a fence. I'll build a wall.

Or maybe she'll just hook up with whoever.

That's how parties work.

Don't say that.

You should get somebody to cover for you. I can't. I said I would do that.

said you'll ruin it. I said I won't ruin it. So now I can't ruin it. Doesn't

sound like you. I got it.

Throw the game Thursday. I'll throw it on the coach. Done. Be there Saturday.

There he is. What happened to not ruining everything?

What are you, writing down everything I'm saying now? I'm remembering it. You

said it a second ago.

I have to put Jordan's seal up on the allergy board. I just found out he's

allergic to shellfish. Right, that reminds me. I just found out that I am

severely allergic to soy nuts and almonds.

Oh, no, I'm so sorry.

You're sorry?

I am a nut lover.

I love nuts, too.

No, no, no. I mean, I love nuts.

Okay. Well, we need to get your photo and your EpiPen up on the board ASAP.

There's two more nuts that I will no longer have the pleasure of rolling

my gullet.

We're still talking about almonds and soy nuts, right?

Testicles.

You're a squeamish little one, aren't you?

I've seen some of you in a while. You're not in my classes. Some of you were.

Hannah had you in grade 7. And then, I haven't seen you in like 5 years. It's

weird you haven't had one of my classes.

Yeah. I thought you left for school.

Nope. I'm still here. Still here. Well, that's good. And Kathy, oh my gosh.

You were on my class list this year. I went to class.

I said, where's Kathy?

They said, oh, she switched out.

So, almost had you in my class. Yeah, my schedule switched.

So many courses you have to choose from.

What'd you take instead?

Oh, free period.

Free period.

It's not really a class.

Okay.

Anyway, as you've heard, Mr. Hunt bailed because he has a sore throat.

Luckily for you guys, I'm here. And I have a background in volleyball.

I was going to play pro, actually, in Europe.

And then I said, I'll stay in school.

Education.

I play for my residence team instead.

So, Thursday, playoffs.

It's a long year. So if you don't win Thursday, it's not the end of the world.

Oh, we want to win.

Good. That's what we want.

But if you don't, again, not the end of the world.

It is to us.

Tricked you.

Tricked you. It is to me, too. So, I'm 100 % committed to this team. I want you

to know that. I would say I'm 2 ,000 % committed, but...

percent stops at 100 so whoever the guy was that invented percentage or the

woman or the woman because women can invent things too although it's probably

guy because it's math right but let's see what we got i want to see uh

down there and the subs down here let's see what i'm working with all right good

to see you again kathy see what i can fix all right let's see

what we're made of

Sorry, maybe I wasn't clear.

Starters there.

Subs are down here on this side.

We are the subs.

You're the subs?

Okay, okay. You're the subs.

Uno, dos, tres.

Hit it.

Okay, that's it, guys. Good hustle.

I see you.

Got dance in your pants, huh?

I've never felt more alive.

Never looked more on time.

There he is.

Huh?

Oh, are we doing this?

Yep.

Yep.

Yep.

Okay, now are we... See, now you ruined it. You ruined it. It's a dance.

The playoff journey begins now.

Good team over there. So we will not take them lightly today.

We crushed them at the start of the season, sir.

Well, that means they know what we're all about. So we're going to mix it up

today, Hannah.

You're going to play middle. What? I play libero.

Kathy plays middle. You have to be tall.

See, that's the kind of defeatist attitude I don't want to hear right now.

Because sports is 90 % mental.

So up here, you are just as tall as Kathy. You have to think like that. I

literally can't reach the top of the net. Height doesn't measure heart.

Kathy, ready?

Setter. I've never set in my life.

I've never done parkour. Today's a great day for both of us to learn. Last

thing, we serve underhand. Why?

Sportsmanship, respect. You just said you killed them last time you played

You just told us not to take them lightly.

Trust me, this is a classy move.

None of this feels right in underhand serve.

They're expecting us to play intuitively.

We're going to play counterintuitively. It's not supposed to make sense.

negative today and what that's all about.

All right, bring it in. Let's go.

One, two, Xavier!

Okay, let's keep that energy you had right there. There's the energy. Bring

energy out of the court.

Bring that exact energy you just had onto the court.

Let's go, Han.

Come on, ref. That was gross.

It was clearly in. Actually, I agree, ref. That looked out from here. It

Clearly in. He said it was out. I said it was out. Pretty sure it's out.

Gotta be honest. Yeah. Okay.

Thank you.

What are you doing, sir?

Being honest, Hannah.

We do not cheat here at Xavier.

We play by the rules.

We're honest.

Good eye back there. Good eye.

Here's the photo you asked for. Oh, good.

What's so funny?

Nothing. You sure about that, Chuckles?

You want me to put this up on the allergy wall?

I mean, look at you. What are you wearing?

This is why I carry a taser. If there's an emergency, we need to be able to

recognize you. I mean, who is this?

Okay, point taken.

How about if I dig around and find another photo that's a little more me?

Yes, that's a good idea. I mean, you can put that up in the meantime, but switch

it out when you have one, okay?

This is for your own safety.

Yeah, you should probably walk faster for your own safety.

That's okay. Oh, my God. Did you see that? Chicken.

Time out.

Why? Coach, time out. Okay, time out. Time out.

A bit late for a time out.

This is my fault.

20 to 3, and it's 21.

21 to 3. Missed the point.

I don't know what to say, girls. Tried you in different positions, backfired. I

take the blame. I know what I'm doing Saturday. I'm thinking of the mistakes I

made today.

And I probably won't sleep.

I hope you sleep Saturday, because I won't.

Stupid idiot.

Poor guy.

I know. Look at him. He feels terrible.

Why?

You know what? We can still do this, girls.

But we're way behind.

So? Nothing's impossible, right?

You're right. One point at a time.

Hey, hey, excuse me. Hi. What's going on here?

Let's do this for coach. I'm okay. I've accepted the fact.

Serve it up, Kathy. You got this. Bring it home for us. Please don't. You really

don't.

One, two. Xavier!

Cooper!

Good luck coming back from 18 points.

Oh, no. We're coming back.

Not expecting anything here, Kathy. That's a lot of points to come back

Isn't it? No.

You are a good server, like they said.

She's good.

No.

Okay. Two.

That's you again. It's going to you every time.

You are really embarrassing them right now.

Okay.

Why don't you try one? Throw one of those underhand ones in again.

Way to go, two. Way to go.

Why doesn't one of you step in and cover for her? Just saying. Okay, I'm just

trying to help. I'm just trying to help. I'm just trying to help them, girls.

Never seen a lead blown like that before. Oh, good job, too. You shanked

ball five times.

Did it, girl?

Yeah. Great game, coach. What a comeback.

Great

picture,

miss.

Jordan Steele's having an allergy attack. I need his IP pen.

Get it.

What the heck, Trudy? What is this photo?

I bet you recognize me now.

Okay, get out of here. Go.

You know that isn't what I meant.

Out of my way.

We'll deal with this later, Trudy. Got any coffee?

Come on, Alex.

You know you can't handle the Trude?

Maybe someday.

I'll probably be dead by then.

Probably. I like that kid.

Mr. Malick, I've done it. I've solved school tardiness.

Brakes are now running like a well -oiled machine.

You mean like well -oiled Miami Sound machine?

Bun!

I've never had more respect for you. Maliki's so pleased that you finally...

magic is about to begin in uno, dos, tres.

It's working.

Lucy gets a clap.

Lucy!

That looked fun.

What the... I'm going to do it.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Okay, jokester, get to class, please.

Check it out, Robert.

We're dancing!

Ms. Corcoran? What?

Part of you thinks that is acceptable behavior for a teacher.

I'm doing it. This is a place of learning.

Not some worm fest. What is going on?

Fun! I'm living my dream!

Stop twerking. That is not appropriate.

You're going to dance yourself right into a detention.

I mean, when did they even learn to do this?

This dance.

She cannot be there.

She must be in hell.

I'm missing Susie for this.

Hey, Bill, I'm still here, but I'm trying to get out of here quickly. I'm

to make it over.

I can't hear anything, but somebody wants to say hi.

Hey, Jerry.

Hey, Susie. Where are you? I'm coaching. I coach the girls.

Daryl? Is that you?

Daryl? You look fantastic.

Who's Daryl? Daryl, that's not Daryl from softball, is it? Bill? I can't hear

you, man, but I think you're out of luck, bud.

Well, do something. Get her back.

Oh, yeah, we need to speed it up.

Uh, ref, time out.

Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. Look, look, look, look,

We're not focused. We're not focused at all. Sir, you've been on your phone for

five minutes now. If you were focused, you wouldn't know that. So that proves

point. We need to focus, okay?

We want to win. We want to win quickly. We're here, right? So let's win. We got

to cancel these little stupid tuttles you do after every point. Who cares?

Forget the cheers. Go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go. Sit down fast, fast, fast.

Ref, let's go.

Hey. What happened there? Where'd Susie go?

Check it out.

It's Susie.

She's making out with Daryl like the plane's going down.

Daryl.

Susie. I think she still likes you. Bill, why would you call me to show me

I can't hear you. I gotta go.

Bill.

Good luck in the finals.

What are you guys so happy about? We just lost.

If we won, we would have had a play in the finals.

Yeah.

That's what we wanted, right? To win. You wanted to win. That's why we're

Well, Sandy Sernofsky's parents are out of town and she's having a huge party

next Saturday.

Oh, I stood out my own guitar.

So you kind of threw the game on purpose to go to the party.

Kind of.

Fair enough. Okay. That makes sense.

All right, well, see you, Coach. See you later. Yeah, yeah.

Bill again.

Not falling for it. Not answering it.

What if it's an emergency, though?

What if something happened?

What if he's kidnapped? Oh, my God.

I can't live with my job if nothing's happening to my Bill.

Everything okay, buddy?

I can't really hear you, but Susie left with Daryl. I figured that might have

happened. Thank you for calling me again.

Well, that's perfect. I'll get down there right now. I'm leaving right now.

And she left with this other guy.

You're an asshole.

Oh, I sent him out. All right, well, what's happening?

Gummy worm from the gummy dirt.

It's the gummy worm and it's here.

Are you on medication?

Oh, good idea.

No, no, don't take any more.

No, I don't think you should have more.

That's some girl's volleyball team you have there.

Next time you get your tonsils out, don't call me.

Oh, sorry.

I heard you did a really good job.

Thanks, man.

I missed a hell of a wedding yesterday.

Yeah, saw the photos. Thanks for the phone calls, by the way, to rub it in my

face. You're welcome.

You get married, Bill? No.

Spike did. Our friend Spike.

To Crafty?

Nope. Dog.

Dog wedding?

No. You guys go to a dog wedding yesterday?

Human man wedding.

I want what he has. I think I'm better looking than that.

The guy she left with.

Yeah. You're the best fucking guy in the world.

See, he likes you. I think I'm smarter than the guy. For sure.

So that's like a win, right?

Better job, better decision maker, better roommates.

Well, that means she would have left with me if I was there. So that's a win

me. Her loss.

For sure.

Reminded me of my dad.

He's like your dad?

I found him. You found your dad?

Where was he?

Nebraska. Your dad was in Nebraska?

What's he doing there?

He's in corn.

That's awesome news, Simon. How did you find him? GPS.

What? Just punched in, Dad.

Thought you found your dad.

Awesome.