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What's going on?
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Oh, my head.
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No. Oh, God.
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No.
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We got married.
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What?
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What the?
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My pride's made. No. It's not good.
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I'm there.
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My God, are you kidding me?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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No.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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You don't think that we... What?
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You know... What? No, what? What are you
talking about? What if we had sex,
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Jerry? I'm supposed to get that from
half a sentence? Can you finish your
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sentence? It's okay. It's totally fine.
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Because you know why? Because we're both
fully clothed, so clearly nothing
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happened. Yay!
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No, no, I wouldn't be so sure of that.
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But your shirt's still tucked in, Jerry.
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It doesn't mean anything. That's my
thing.
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What? After I do it, I get fully
dressed. It's just something I've always
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That? It's super weird, but I'm still
dressed, and that's certainly not my
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thing, so... Doesn't mean anything
either, because I dressed the other
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too. That is so creepy, Jerry.
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Creepy would be leaving you there naked
while I'm fully dressed to the nines.
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That would be creepy. But because I'm a
gentleman and I have class, I find your
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clothes and I put them on you perfectly,
as I have possibly done in this case.
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I'm going to go to the shower and scrub
everything.
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I'm going back to bed. Who goes to
school this early? Like, what are you
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to do, mark?
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I'm awesome.
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No, you're not, dude. Don't lie. I'm
awesome. I'm driving around in my mom's
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ride. I'm awesome. A quarter of my life
gone by.
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I'm awesome.
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Bell's going to ring. Let's get to
class.
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Jerry, we need to talk.
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Yeah, what about how you used me for my
body last night and wouldn't drive me to
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work? No one can know about this.
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Obviously.
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You think I'm proud of this?
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That's probably the best night you've
ever had. For me, that's the lowest I've
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ever stooped, Lisa.
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Oh, Jerry, come on.
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Rock bottom for Jerry Duncan last night.
That's great. I get it. Okay.
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Mom's the word. All right?
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Not telling a soul is embarrassing even
walking in with you.
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No, no, no, no, no. In my country, when
two people get married, we say...
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Congratulations.
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What? It means hold the best. Now, how
do you know we got married?
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You've been bragging all over town,
haven't you? What? Are you crazy, Jerry?
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I receive all stuff.
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E -blast.
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E -blast. Congrats, sir. You too, Miss
Mason.
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No. The children.
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The children don't. You secede all
students.
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A tad unprofessional that you have,
Mellie.
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Over the top.
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My life is ruined.
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My life is over. Your life.
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Your life. This is creds for you.
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Oh, come on.
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Guess what?
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Oh, uh, you found Uncle Tommy and the
nightmare is over?
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No, I convinced Mother to invite you
over for dinner again.
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I thought she hated me.
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She did, but there's nothing a little
sweet Simon pillow talk couldn't fix.
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I knew she wasn't a monster.
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Be careful.
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So what can I bring to dinner?
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Anything. Except pie.
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Don't.
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Don't bring pie. Yeah, I feel like pie
was a real trigger last time. Sort of
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working through that.
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Maybe a part?
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I would say let's avoid the whole pie
cake family. Right. You know what?
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Don't bring anything.
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Nothing? This is going to be so fun.
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Let's open up our congratulations.
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Very funny.
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Maybe you're not aware of how marriage
works. For your information, when a
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marries a man, she actually takes his
last name because we are still the king
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the castle. So that is a very ignorant
comment.
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Either way, good job marrying up, Mr.
Mason.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Pretty sure Miss Mason is the one that
married up.
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Obviously, girls, right?
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This is such a surprise, Mr. Mason. I
thought you were gay.
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Because I'm pretty, pretty, because I'm
handsome, pretty handsome? Is that why?
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Does that make sense?
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Mr. Mason, if you're such a good catch,
are you saying you've settled for Miss
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Mason? I don't settle.
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Okay? Mr. Mason doesn't settle. Because
Mr. Mason can get... Mr. Duncan, Mr.
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D, can get who he wants to get. So I
don't settle.
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Open your books. Let's go.
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Ladies. Oh, hey, Lisa. What's new?
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Nothing. What's new with you?
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Well, Bobby was just telling me about
the time she made the worst mistake of
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life and how disgusted and ashamed she
felt. And then Trudy was talking about
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how she got super loaded one night and
then married this huge loser.
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And then, of course, we realized that we
were both talking about you. Yes.
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Awkward. Okay.
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Yes, I married Jerry.
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That was after he...
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publicly proposed to another woman,
which makes you, Jerry... Let's wait for
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this part.
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Second choice for a wife. Ah, wow.
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Let that wash over you.
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That day. All right. I did a terrible
thing.
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Okay? Guilty. But we've all done stupid
stuff.
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I don't think like that. You and Robert
in the car?
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What? How about the cold cut buffet with
Dwyer? Just bon appetit. I don't know
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how you know that.
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Oh. I must have told her. Thank you.
Trudy, you and your brother? Your
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Ew. Well, it's complicated.
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Yeah, I should hope so. It's disgusting.
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So let's cut Lisa a little slack.
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Okay?
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It's kind of right. Yeah.
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You know, sometimes the heart wants what
the stomach can't keep down.
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I have the image of your brother in my
mind.
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Yeah, me too.
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Goodbye.
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This book is overdue.
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Hey, don't you dare resell that.
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Hello, Spencer.
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I wanted to offer my condolences.
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Oh, nobody died?
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Well, that's surprising because your
book's a week late.
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Please tell me you didn't dog hear that
copy of Great Expectations.
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Mr. D? Did you see what's going on here?
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Uh, yes. You seem swamped.
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I'll say it again. This library is the
only thing standing between these kids
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and full -blown, hardcore illiteracy,
and it is seriously understaffed. I need
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an assistant.
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Well, what would you say to 30
assistants?
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If you're not going to take me
seriously. I am, though. Behold, the
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shipment of e -readers. How's that
supposed to help me? The entire library
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the push of a button.
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That technology is light years away.
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Really? Can you help me find Animal
Farm? Sure, I'll... Look it up here. Ah,
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need. Locked and loaded, Connie.
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But you need to check that out. She
doesn't. See, she's already checked in.
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the future!
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All you have to do is enter your student
ID and Robert's your uncle.
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It's usually Bob. My name's Robert.
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I'll be damned.
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Miss Mason, I need to speak to you for a
second.
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No, we hardly like each other. Go to
class.
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Oh, listen, babe. Did you just call me
babe?
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Yes, because we're married. That's what
you're supposed to do. I don't like it
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either. Speaking of which, we've got to
go get this annulled right now. Okay.
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Don't you have class?
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Who's asking me? Principal or wife?
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Your principal.
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No class.
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Your wife?
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I do. I have the grade 12s.
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Don't tell anyone. Jerry, you can't
just... You know, this is way more
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important. That's what I love about you.
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What are you doing?
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I was going to kiss you.
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I'm your husband. No.
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But not in front of the kids. I get it.
Or anywhere else in front of anyone
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else. I don't know what I was thinking.
Bad. Bad, Jenny.
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Dumb idea.
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What can I help you with? Well, you know
how we have health class scheduled
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later on. Sure do. I've been preparing
for it all morning. Okay, well, we're
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going to go ahead and cancel that and
just stay in the classroom and work off
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these e -readers instead.
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Wait, you might want to reconsider
because I've put aside some nifty
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about the digestive system and I think
your class would really enjoy some of
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pop -up illustrations.
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Never liked that bitch anyway.
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So tie my shoelace.
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What? Yeah.
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Before finalizing the annulment, I need
to ask a few questions.
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Sure.
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I've been answering questions all day
about that.
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Sorry? Well, people are surprised that I
would. So I've been getting that all
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day. Oh, right. So...
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Was either party already married prior
to the nuptials? No, no one's ever
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married me. She did sleep with my
roommate.
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Add that to your notes.
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Does either party lack the mental
capacity to understand what marriage
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We do not understand that question.
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Was the marriage consummated? Absolutely
not. We're still trying to determine
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that. Your Honor?
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say
that you two were...
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intoxicated at the time of marriage.
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Annihilated. Yeah, very.
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Blind drug. Couldn't see a thing. Had I
seen a thing, uh -uh.
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Absolutely wasted.
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You know, I think we're there. I think
we're done.
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There you go. You hold on to that.
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Oh, thank God.
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We got off that.
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Hey, you know the rule about bringing
those into school?
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Spit the nuts out of your mouth or I'll
give you something to really choke on.
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Mr. Cheely, about the e -readers. Uh
-huh. New shipment just arrived.
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Just put a rush order in for more.
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Thing is, I don't need any help. I mean,
what's a few extra hours of unpaid
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overtime? No biggie. I hope he kept the
receipt for all of those silly, stupid e
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-readers. You're kidding, right?
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I mean, look around.
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I mean... Oh, my God.
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We might not even need a library
anymore.
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You can't make me play.
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Loving the new e -readers, Miss Turdy.
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A2, bitch.
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These mashed potatoes are so buttery.
Oh, thank you, Misha.
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Of course, it's margarine, but how could
you know?
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That's so nice.
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My favorite lady sitting across from my
other favorite lady and me in between. I
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don't know.
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I'm so glad that we did this, Mrs. Hunt.
I really want us to get along.
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My Simon is happy, then I'm happy.
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What a nice thing to say.
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Yeah.
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I wonder who that is. Simon, do you
mind?
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Of course.
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This is going really well.
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Right?
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Mother? Soul Patch is here.
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It's Stephen.
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Oh.
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It's Stephen.
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Mother? A word?
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Excuse us. Yes.
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Yes, honey?
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This was supposed to be an intimate
threesome. What the heck is Soul Patch
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here? You know how I feel about your pie
-peddling prostitute. If you want me to
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give Misha a chance, then you give
Stephen a chance.
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You want to dance?
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Let's dance.
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To the desolation of our marriage.
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You guys have had quite the 48 hours.
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Yeah, we certainly have.
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Could you imagine us married? You're
nagging?
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Your voice, your laugh, your nitpicking.
No, I could not. Okay, pump the brakes
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there. All right, you're no picnic
yourself. I mean, you're offensive.
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You're lazy.
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Stupid. Yeah, you're a little stupid.
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Stupid. Well, you thought we owned the
house we rent. Oh, sorry, I'm not a bank
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manager who does mortgages. Or a real
estate agent.
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Well, potato, potato.
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To the end of us. End of us. That's what
I meant to say.
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Tequila. Oh, boy,
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that's the one.
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What flavor is it?
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Tequila, buddy.
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All right. Special occasion.
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I believe in you.
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Nope. Oh. Nope.
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Nope. Nope. I'll do my own shot.
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Another one of those.
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I don't drink things that taste like
fruit. Can I have another tequila?
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Yeah.
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These mashed potatoes are to die for.
What is this, margarine?
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Seriously? It ain't butter, I know that
much. It ain't butter.
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It ain't butter.
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So, Stephen, what made you choose
motivational speaking?
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Oh, Nisha, I'm so glad you asked me that
question.
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Motivational speaking is a calling, so I
didn't choose it so much as it chose
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me. Okay.
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And, um... Did you have to study for it,
or...? No, I don't believe it.
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Nisha, Stephen is... Gifted with
inspiration.
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Something that I find pretty darn sexy.
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Oh, you are bad.
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Hey.
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You're so bad.
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You're always putting things in my
mouth.
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That is... Diamond.
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I have had it up to here with this
tomfoolery. You can do so much better
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this. Nob. Well, I could say the very
same thing about you and your floozy.
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Floozy? Well, at least my floozy isn't a
pile of human garbage with a weasel
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face I can't even look at without
wanting to rouse! Hey!
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What the? I happen to love this face.
Well, big surprise there.
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You love that face?
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You love that face?
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Okay.
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Time to choose, Mother.
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Because it's him or me.
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What?
288
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Simon. It's him or it's me. Honey.
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Steven and I, we have something special.
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You know how hard it is for me to get
naturally lubricated with a man.
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I know.
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Why does he know that? With Steven,
well, it's just different.
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It's way easier.
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Him?
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Or me.
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Oh, don't make me choose.
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You just yet.
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Simon!
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Please be anyone but Lisa.
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Not gonna believe what I did
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last night.
302
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You married Lisa?
303
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,839
How the hell do you know that? You told
me before you left the bar. So you let
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00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:11,839
friends drink and marry?
305
00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:13,480
Who am I to stand in the way of love?
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00:17:13,980 --> 00:17:14,980
Love? Lisa!
307
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And you can do a lot worse, Jerry.
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Lisa, Bill.
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00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:21,099
You keep saying that, but if you take
away her voice and her laugh and her
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00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:24,319
personality and the cat thing, what you
have left is not half bad.
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00:17:24,599 --> 00:17:25,559
Still Lisa.
312
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:29,340
Plus, you're 40, and 40 and unmarried is
getting pretty close to weird uncle
313
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territory. True.
314
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:34,380
You ticked off that marriage box, buddy.
Right, buddy? That was big for you, and
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you did it. I did check that box off,
didn't I?
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I'm married now.
317
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,500
You just got a nice place.
318
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The hell's that?
319
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Checked off a pretty weird box myself
last night.
320
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Weirdo. Her, not you.
321
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,660
So this is how it ends.
322
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In with the new, out with the old.
323
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No use for us anymore.
324
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The world is mo -
325
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Mr. D?
326
00:18:27,470 --> 00:18:28,970
Oh, hello, Lucy.
327
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I'm looking for mice and men.
328
00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:35,350
Fire up your tablet. I mean the book. I
don't like the tablets. The screen hurts
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my eyes.
330
00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:38,370
Oh.
331
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:40,850
Oh, what a terrible shame.
332
00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:46,150
That sounds just awful. Well, let me see
what I can do for you.
333
00:18:46,450 --> 00:18:48,250
I know I saw it in here somewhere.
334
00:18:48,650 --> 00:18:50,950
Probably on the north side of the
mountain, I'm sure.
335
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:58,640
You're not a smoker, are you?
336
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:00,140
Oh, good.
337
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,300
That's due back Friday.
338
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,140
Never a dull moment, right?
339
00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:12,240
I'll tell you one thing. I will never
drink with this guy again. I swear to
340
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I mean, who gets married by accident
twice in two days?
341
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,320
Crazy.
342
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,480
We did.
343
00:19:19,820 --> 00:19:20,820
What?
344
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,580
We got married twice.
345
00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:24,600
But what does it mean?
346
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,230
You're slow learners who can't hold your
liquor.
347
00:19:27,630 --> 00:19:30,690
Exactly. Just sign on the line there,
Jerry.
348
00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:34,790
What I'm saying is maybe we are rushing
this second annulment.
349
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,350
Okay, what are you trying to say?
350
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:40,770
I'm single, and you're single and
lonely, always alone.
351
00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:42,790
And we're not getting any younger.
352
00:19:43,070 --> 00:19:49,710
Aren't you tired of your whole life
being work, cats, work, cats, work,
353
00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:54,540
Don't you want something... Jerry,
there's more to me than just... Work and
354
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:55,540
cats.
355
00:19:56,320 --> 00:20:00,360
You know what they say. Fool me once,
shame on you. Fool me twice and that's
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fate.
357
00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:02,920
I'm paraphrasing.
358
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Come on in.
359
00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:46,810
I didn't know where else to go.
360
00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:48,910
You go now, buddy.
361
00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,550
See you down here.
362
00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:52,570
Oh.
363
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,520
He's hiding in trees.
364
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,240
That's for hiding in plaid.
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