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All right.
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Okay, everyone has written down their
contraction word. And now we're going to
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just see if you've done it correctly.
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And then you will move on to the next
person. Okay, so who's first?
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Faith. What's another way we can say
will not?
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Won't. W -O -N -T.
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Good girl.
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Bethany. Bethany has not.
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Hasn't. H -A -S -E -N apostrophe T.
That's really close. That's really good.
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we don't have an E there. But you did
really good. That was so close. Almost.
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we just crossed the E out.
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Phillip, cannot.
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Can't.
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C -U -N apostrophe T.
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Yep. You just need to put a little hat
on the U, okay?
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That does.
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Okay. You know what? Yeah, that does.
That's true.
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Okay, so we will just... That is really,
really wrong. That one, we really
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spelled that one wrong.
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You can tell us that I'm happy when I
yawn.
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Okay, great. Tell her I'm happy when the
bell rings.
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I'm awesome.
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No, you're not, dude. Don't lie.
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I'm awesome. I'm driving around in my
mom's ride. I'm awesome. A quarter of my
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life gone by.
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Listen to this. Dear Jerry, happy 40th
birthday.
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Oh, right. Happy birthday.
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Thanks, buddy.
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This was a letter I wrote on my 30th to
read to myself 10 years later.
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Wow, that's adorable.
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You're probably sitting around the
fireplace reading to your kids.
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Tim June and Little Bill Jr.
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Little Bill Jr. was your godson.
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First cherish your wife.
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Nope, don't have one.
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Must be quite a woman locked you down,
you dog.
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Secondly, congratulations on being a
homeowner.
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Do we own this yet? Still renting. Still
renting, so that was wrong. Easy feet
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with your salary, Mr.
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Haddafizad. Well,
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that's a lot of stuff you didn't
accomplish.
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Guess I was a little ambitious.
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Nah, totally doable.
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Just didn't do it.
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Kind of wasted the last ten years of my
life.
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Yeah, and the last three minutes of
mine, so...
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Just a heads up, Mr. Carter, the
chairman of the board of trustees will
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visiting tomorrow.
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No way.
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Abe's coming? I haven't seen him in
forever.
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Remember the bee story?
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That was so great.
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Where's the bee story?
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Oh, no, he definitely had to be there.
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Be there?
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I don't think I could do it any justice
retelling it, so I won't even bother.
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Anyway, he'll be spending the afternoon,
and I'm sure he wants to see how the
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school is running under its new
leadership.
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No,
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sorry. I was just replaying the B story.
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So, I want to impress him.
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I'm thinking about a theme day of sorts.
I'm going to stop you right there. With
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Abe, less is more. I don't know.
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No, you should listen to Robert.
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Carter seems to respect him. I don't get
it either.
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Trust me.
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Quick, simple tour of basic day -to -day
operations, maybe a bottle of scotch,
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and you are done.
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I think I can do better than that,
Robert.
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Guess I just thought I'd be further
along by now.
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Truth is, time flies by.
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And one day you just wake up and you
realize you're closer to the end than
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are the beginning.
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Ugh, cry me a river.
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I knew you wouldn't understand.
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Just because you're not married and you
don't have kids doesn't mean you're a
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huge loser.
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I never said I was a huge loser.
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My uncle's 48, single, no kids. His life
is amazing.
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Ask me where he is right now.
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Ask me where he is right now.
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Where is he right now? Who knows?
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Thailand, Hawaii, Japan.
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He does whatever he wants, whenever he
wants.
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Guess I am free to do whatever I want.
There you go. Now you're talking.
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Baby, I am awesome and untameable. Yeah,
like an unmarried poor man's George
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Clooney.
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Hobo Clooney!
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Bye, sir.
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I guess I am kind of Clooney -esque.
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Oh, I feared that they would come.
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Where did they run?
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That's about as a ferret. A beautiful,
tender ferret who has now gone missing.
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Makes no difference in the dark.
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Oh, we gotta find him.
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Not to raise any alarms, but there may
have been some spills around his cage.
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What sort of spills?
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Well, let's just say Esteban might be a
scooch radioactive.
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Oh, yeah.
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That is definitely not a normal pitter
-patter speed.
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At last.
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A worthy adversary.
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Wait. What? What's that?
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Is that edible?
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I don't eat anything.
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Yeah, you would.
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It's a big day today, isn't it?
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Yeah. Paul finally gets to move back
into his house. Hey, where I lay my hat,
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that's my home.
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You done?
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Today's my birthday.
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That's what I wanted to say. Big four
zero.
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Forty. Yeah, don't look it.
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That's a biggie. Yeah, you are super
old.
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You're old. You look like a thousand, so
I wouldn't talk.
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Anyway, age is meaningless when your
life is amazing.
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Oh. Well, it must be pretty meaningful
to you, then.
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That's funny.
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So what is the plan for this evening,
then?
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I got the big move. Yeah, and I have a
new showerhead, so I'm pretty booked.
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Yeah, I wasn't talking about you guys.
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Nisha, what is the plan, then?
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Nisha. I'm actually checking out this
new club with some of my friends. We
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to get together once a month and just
check out, like, a new hot spot in the
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city. I'm in.
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Really? Sure, I'll go.
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Okay, so pre -drinks, chez moi at 11.
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I love chez moi. Don't know where it is,
but I'll find it. Sounds fun.
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Maybe I'll join.
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Stop it. I mean, I'm a tiny bit older
than Nisha, but I think you're going to
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feel really out of place.
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Or maybe I'll just boot your man berries
up into your nasal cavity.
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It's supposed to resemble an X, you
guys.
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Last minute fun fair.
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Impressive. Well, it took a little
creative logistics, but I'm a doer.
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Really going above and beyond on this
thing, huh? I want Mr. Carter to know
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the school's in good hands.
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Aren't you a bit worried that frivolous
expenditures send a questionable
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message? That's why I'm not spending
frivolously on, say, a bottle of scotch.
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That was a hundred bucks.
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What did this run up? A thousand?
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Two grand?
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2 ,500? Oh, my God.
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Obviously not.
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It's more like three.
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Hey!
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Oh, my God, you look amazing. So Berlin.
I love it. When did this place open?
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Oh, no, it's a pop -up, so it hasn't
been here very long.
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A what?
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Oh, my God, you're hilarious.
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Come on. Hey,
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guys. All right.
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These are my friends. Why is there no
music?
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You go dancing to nothing. There's no
music playing.
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That's what these are for. It's a silent
disco. So you hear the music through
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your headphones.
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What's the point of this?
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Oh, it's huge. Everybody's doing it
everywhere.
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It's a new thing. Brooklyn, Europe, New
York.
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Let's do it. Okay.
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How do you turn these down? It's so
loud. It's too loud. No, no, that's the
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whole thing. You don't turn it down,
Jerry. Come on.
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Oh, it's too loud. Hey, good, you can.
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I wouldn't miss it.
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Just because you're a cougar doesn't
mean you have to dress like one.
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Oh, really, Pinocchio? Just because
you're a bonehead doesn't mean you have
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dress like one.
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This is called the Berlin look, by the
way.
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wouldn't happen to be Jackie's dad,
would you?
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Because she's peeking in the bathroom.
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I think you probably thought I was
Jackie's brother.
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And no.
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It's time for the place to close.
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Here I am.
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But don't worry, we're going to go to an
after -hours barcade.
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Okay, I got nowhere to go.
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Right? Awesome, yeah.
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No ball and chain for this guy.
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Get the... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep
them on.
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Can we get a drink?
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Everything.
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Are you running out of steam?
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Yes, I am, okay? Yeah, me too. I hate
this place.
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What's wrong with these people?
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I gotta keep going here, Trudy, because
this is who I am now. This is me.
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Yeah, well, I have a reputation to
uphold, so I'm not going anywhere.
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Well, let's make the best of a bad
situation.
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Who are you answering?
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Oh, shut up. Nobody.
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Okay.
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Thanks.
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up for the little one.
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She steals.
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Hey, Jasmine.
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Jerry.
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Hey, how's the ankle?
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Good, thanks to you.
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Saved my life.
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Nah. I'd be dead if it wasn't for you.
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Hey, BJ.
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Wow, what are the odds of running into
you twice in two weeks?
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Oh, we live upstairs, so.
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You live upstairs and I live around the
corner.
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But the odds of us meeting here, fate.
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Mom. Just a second, BJ.
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I'm sorry that I never got in touch.
Your email kept bouncing back.
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What did you have as my email?
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Jerry underscore Duncan, a .k .a. No,
it's Jerry underscore Duncan underscore
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.k .a. Mr. D.
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Jerry underscore Duncan, a .k .a. Mr. D,
was taken.
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Sorry. Anyway, that happened.
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Bill Jr., that's enough.
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Sorry, uh, Bill Jr., that's what BJ
stands for?
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Yeah.
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Here we go.
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We have a fair today at our school, and
you're coming.
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He would love it. You would love it.
Today?
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What do I have today?
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Today is... There's going to be a bouncy
castle.
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And a dunk tank. I want to go to the
fair. Yeah, I bet you do.
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Okay, you know what? Today actually
works.
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BJ loves fairs. See you this afternoon.
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Okay. All right.
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Yay, Wong.
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Face like a little raccoon. Body like
a... I want to say hair snake.
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Sounds like a monster.
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Oh, Esteban's super cute.
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Adorable little ball of almost certain
nuclear decay.
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I miss him. At the end of the day, only
one of us will survive.
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Seems a little extreme.
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I was thinking just a twist tie on his
cage door from now on.
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It's go time.
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Carter, I'm Principal Mason. It is so
nice to finally meet you. Call the cops.
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Lift this son of a gun in here.
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Abe, or should I say babe, you look
fantastic.
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Looking pretty good yourself, Robert.
Please, go on.
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Robert, what happened to your Hawaiian
shirts and your sandals? I feel like
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we're in hug territory.
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It's been a minute, hasn't it?
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Oh, pour some sugar on me.
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If memory serves, I think you'll enjoy
this. Oh, this is above and beyond.
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Thank you. You're most welcome.
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You know what else is above and beyond
this fair that I organized in your
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Wait till you see what this one did. She
really outdid herself.
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You know, I always love to see new
principals taking initiative.
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Thank you. Shall we? Thank you, sir.
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Awesome.
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I think what it is is the teaching keeps
me young.
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Guess how old I am.
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I don't know.
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Forty -ish?
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Actually, I just turned 40. I assume by
40 -ish, you meant the lower end of the
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40s. I wasn't sure about you at first,
but you're funny.
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Oh, careful, Bill Jr.
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It's okay.
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It's good to see you're not smothering
your kid.
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A lot of parents do that.
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Scared kids become scared adults.
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I want him to learn to take risks.
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So you're a risk taker.
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He's the day, you know?
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Carpe diem.
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Oh, God. Excuse me. Okay.
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The great thing about Xavier Academy is
we're all just one big happy family.
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I like to organize events like this to
encourage school spirit.
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What a wonderful idea.
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Guess less isn't more, huh?
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More is more.
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Well, couldn't be more happy to say I
was wrong. How's everybody doing?
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Courtney, I want to introduce the band.
These guys have been working so hard.
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This is the first gig. I remember the
day they came and said to me they wanted
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to start a band. I told them it was
going to be a lot of work, but that they
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should go for it.
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Nobody likes to look back and wonder in
life what could have happened. This is
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their moment.
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I got this number for you guys. I know
you guys are going to enjoy this today.
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Could I steal that?
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Oh, Jerry, no.
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Mr. Dwyer, everybody. The band.
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Thank you.
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Hope you're having a great day at our
school.
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Where's Jasmine?
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Jasmine.
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Jasmine, everybody.
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I've done more soul searching in the
last three minutes than I have in the
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40 years because of you, this girl.
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First of all, she saved my life. Then
you named your son after my roommate
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coincidentally. Those are signs,
Jasmine.
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The universe is talking to us.
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They're saying get off the stage.
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Shut up, Trudy. Shut up.
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Not right now.
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Sorry. Carpe diem.
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Carpe diem. Those are the three words
you taught me.
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For those of you that don't know, that
is Latin for... The milk is sour.
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Just shut up.
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Seize the day.
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Seize the day. You taught me that.
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Would you like to see the gymnasium?
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No, I'm enjoying this.
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You taught me that.
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So do you, Jasmine.
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Would you do me the honor? Take my hand
in marriage.
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Yes.
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Just ignore that. Ignore that.
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looks like jasmine i'm a love of god
well no she said you took risks
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i took a risk this is a big risk i'm
gonna go call the fire department
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mr
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carter
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i cannot tell you How sorry I am. I
mean, I would never intentionally allow
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a racially insensitive image at Xavier.
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Exactly. And I am not racist.
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Far from it. In fact, I sponsor three
children from Africa.
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I mean, they tried to send me some South
Americans, and I was like, I want three
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from Africa. Thank you very much.
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Maybe one day this can be our little bee
story.
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Because you have that story about the
bees?
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Hello?
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up on me carter hates the bee story you
said it was funny though to me it is to
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him it's a horrifically scarring memory
do you want to know what happened he
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went to a yoga class outdoors and a bee
stung him right on the okay robert
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business and he cried like a little bee
i get it robert
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where are you going with this bottle of
scotch mr carter
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said that i need it more than he does
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Search the grounds.
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Esteban's nowhere to be found.
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Goodbye, sweet prince.
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Esteban is the government's problem now.
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Honestly, he's not anyone's problem.
He's a domesticated ferret. He couldn't
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a fight against a chipmunk. He'll be
dead by sunrise.
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Well, I guess it's just you and me now,
Juan Pedro.
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Juan Pedro?
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Oh, no.
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Let's rock and roll.
335
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Okay. Hey, hey.
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Wait.
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Okay.
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Let me get this straight.
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You proposed on a first date. Yeah, it's
not funny. It's pretty funny.
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And technically it wasn't our first date
because I'd already seen her. Because
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it was like the third time I'd seen her.
The first time she saved my life. And
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that's worth about ten dates when you
save someone's life.
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Maybe you should write a letter to 50
-year -old Jerry explaining what not to
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on a first date. Telling her that fire
ruined it. If there was no fire, she
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would have said yes. She absolutely
would have said no. Why would you say
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Hey, Lisa.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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This isn't really a BYOB sort of place.
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I got to call the cops.
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That guy was just drinking out of that.
He must have died. Okay. I'm going to
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make an exception. This one.
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Okay.
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Oh,
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what a difference.
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I thought I was moving up in life.
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I was doing so well.
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And you just managed to ruin everything.
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Whatever. You're not moving up in life.
You're still a bad woman with too many
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cats. Well, at least I'm not a 40 -year
-old living in a rental with a grown man
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roommate.
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Pretty pathetic.
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Fair enough.
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A toast to us.
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Whatever. Whatever. Whatever to you.
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Oh, that burns.
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You know, it's 4 .30. You might want to
just... You might want to shut up.
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Okay? Just shut up. All right.
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Through a little KKK rally, so you're a
little bit disturbed.
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Oh, my God. It would hurt you so bad.
Makes sense.
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I would do that, too, if I was a big KKK
supporter.
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Yeah. That was timed well.
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Good job.
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What?
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No.
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What's going on? Oh my god.
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Two for marriage, non -smoking.
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Four. Four. Four for marriage. We like
them. They can't sign the documents. You
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don't turn them away. That's allowed
now.
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