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Come on, I'm going to be late.
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Let's go.
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Oh, about time.
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Finally.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're going to hold it
right there. Why are you stopping me?
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Safety first, pal. Safety first.
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It's ridiculous.
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And there's nobody at the other end.
There's no cars waiting. Let me go.
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get there when you get there, all right,
Mr. Big Shot?
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Cool your jets.
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Cool my jets.
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Can I see a supervisor, please? It's
ridiculous. You're in trouble.
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Big George.
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Yeah, Big George. This gentleman
requires a word.
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We'll see what happens to you.
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Is there a problem?
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Big George.
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Yeah. He let one car go.
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Then he stopped me.
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Now there's no cars. And he still
stopped me again.
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That's what he's supposed to do, sir.
Thank you. How is that what he's
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to do? First of all, you're not even
doing anything.
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He was rude to me. How about that? Ah.
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Tony, were you rude to this man?
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Yeah. Look at him.
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Listen, between you and me... I hate his
guts. Loves me. He's always late. He's
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disrespectful to his co -workers. And he
calls me Big George.
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Big George!
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You think that doesn't sting? I know
what I look like. You fire him when
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like that. You fire him. He's union.
There's nothing I can do.
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Union?
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What does that have to do with it?
Nothing I can do.
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Wow.
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You're hilarious.
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Go.
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Put the brakes on that, honey.
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I'm awesome.
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No, you're not, dude. Don't lie.
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I'm awesome. I'm driving around in my
mom's ride. I'm awesome. A quarter of my
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life gone by.
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I'm awesome.
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Ah,
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Jerry.
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You know what? I can't talk right now,
okay, because I'm late.
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Okay, just real quick. My mom and I host
this monthly soiree, Shea Hunt, and
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she's currently painting the living room
sort of this fine shaded. Hurry up.
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Anyway, what with the wet paint and me
being your landlord, I was hoping that
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could host the party tomorrow night at
your place. Why would I do that? Because
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we're friends.
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No. No, we can't host the party at your
place, or no, we're not friends. Terry.
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Oh, great. You're supposed to be in
class. What are you doing? I was going
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class, okay? But Simon's grandfather
just passed away, and I was consoling
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I'm sorry about that.
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Whoa. Right?
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Died again?
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Yeah. Why would you do that?
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He's gone again.
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This is the third time this week. You
cannot keep showing up late like this.
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not make me warn you again.
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All right.
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Wow.
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That was rough. What do you think she
meant by that? You think she'd fire you
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again? No, she's not going to fire me
again for being late, but I got to go.
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You get fired twice from the same job.
Okay, I got to go.
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Closed.
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Go the other way. This one is closed
until tomorrow.
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Walk.
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Hey, hey, hey. Yes? What do you mean,
closed?
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I already cleaned this hallway, so I
closed it. The kids, they go the other
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It's the middle of a school day. You
can't go around just shutting down parts
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the school.
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But this is the only way I can finish by
seven. This school is too big for me
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to, you know, clean by myself. Mr.
Malik, help me help you.
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Show up earlier.
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Work harder. Work smarter. I don't know.
Just find a way. I have life outside
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work. My boys depend on me. Let me put
it this way to you.
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Either you find a way to do your job, or
I will find
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someone else who cares.
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Careful, it's wet.
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You are the bane of my existence.
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We're going to mix things up a little
bit today.
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I'd like to talk about union.
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Sir, we're supposed to be discussing
Kantian ethics today. You know what? I
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can't even deal with you sometimes.
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So that's the discussion over. And, very
rude, interrupt me, especially in an
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ethics class, so that's unethical.
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Unions, who can tell me everything they
know about unions?
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During the Industrial Revolution,
working conditions were incredibly poor.
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going to cut you off right there,
Sheila. I don't really care what
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the 1200s or whatever. Here's a good
question. Let's see if you know this.
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How do you start a union?
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I will give you five participation marks
if you...
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Lori, how do you form a union?
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To form a union, you need a vote of 50 %
plus one in support.
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50 % plus one. So 51%, thank you, of the
votes, and you get a union.
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Sir, it's 50 % plus one. 50 % plus one
is not the same as 51%.
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So apparently, I'm an idiot.
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I want to brush up on your math skills,
like your grade one math skills.
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Sir, it's not the same thing.
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50 % plus one vote.
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50 plus 1 is 51. What?
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Yeah, still.
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Hey, let's have a vote. Who's tired of
Sheila just talking gibberish all the
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time for no reason?
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Thank you, Darcy.
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That's one vote. Now you need another 50
% for me to stop with the gibberish.
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I get it. All right. Fair enough.
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We're saying the same thing differently.
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I want you to read Chapter 5 for a bit,
because that's probably coming up in a
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year somewhere.
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So let's get ahead and start on that.
I've got to do a little more research on
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unions, because I want to give you some
more challenging questions.
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Sir, what about my five extra bonus
marks?
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Hey, Laurie gets five extra
participation marks. Can you write it
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book so you don't forget?
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It's in my book, Laurie, okay? I don't
need to go write it down on a piece of
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paper. That's my book.
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Everything's in there in different parts
of my head.
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That's how teachers roll.
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Now it's four.
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Been there.
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It's not happening.
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Hey, Lisa.
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You made it.
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Can't believe you haven't mentioned your
brother before. We have so much in
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common. Oh, sorry. And I didn't realize
things had gotten so bad.
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She's such a joker. Well, it turns out
we're both Libras. We both love
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cinema. And we're cat people.
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Oh.
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So you just figured all that out now,
huh?
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Hey, when you click, you click, right?
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It's like what the Norwegians say.
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Yeah, yeah, showing some... Anyway, I
gotta get going.
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Lisa, we'll see you on Friday.
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Oh, uh, Trudy, could you check my
schedule for Friday?
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Yeah, all right.
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Oh, okay.
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You got nothing.
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Oh, this is a slow week. Next week,
that's really busy.
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No, it isn't. You're free.
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All year.
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Absolutely. Nothing.
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Two Fridays in a row, I'm all yours.
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Until Friday, then. Oh, my.
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See this?
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Yeah.
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That's a super for Veranda.
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What are you doing, Jerry? Hi.
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Oh, Jerry, come on.
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My sandwich.
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Does that say onion?
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What?
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Union. Looks like onion. That's clearly
an O. Look at the curvature of the top.
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It's a U, Emma. Why would I stand on the
table and hold up a sign that says
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onion? I don't know, Jerry. Why would
you stand on a table with a sign that
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union? Because we're starting one here
at the school.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are
you doing here?
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Two words, Bobby.
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Job security.
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Without a union, we don't have any.
Okay, just talking about this is
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your job. Not to mention the paying your
dues and going to meetings. It's a
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serious pain. It's not a lot of pain.
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It's been a while since I fought the
man. Let's do this.
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You can all fight me, but we're doing
this. And if you're in a union, you
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have to go to the meetings. Great, yes.
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Yeah, way to bring people together,
Jerry. Okay. I love the commitment.
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Union, yeah.
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I'll tell you what, I gotta get down
because that's... You ever hold
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over your head like that?
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Oh, my God.
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Forget the Norma Jean reference. That is
hard to hold that. I should have just
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held it here.
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Norma Jean?
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The union girl?
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Sally Fields? No, that's Norma Ray.
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Norma Ray.
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Norma Ray.
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Who is Norma Jean? Norma Jean is Marilyn
Monroe. Marilyn Monroe.
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Marilyn Monroe wanted a union.
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No. Ted Kennedy said no, so they shot
him from a library.
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That's why the whole Kennedy thing
happened. He didn't, and he got shot by
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union boss.
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Oh, my God, no.
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Norma Jean, Marilyn Monroe did not want
a union, and it's John Kennedy.
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Norma Ray brought it to their attention.
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Norma Ray. Learn your history.
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How are you a teacher? What are you
talking about?
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How are you? You go to teacher's
college, Bobby.
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That's how I became a teacher.
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That guy reuses new tea bags. He's not
going to pay union dues.
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Dwyer is ours for sure.
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So what does that leave us at?
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Well, 14 for no union and 14 for this
union.
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Who are we missing?
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Simon.
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Well, speak to him.
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He'll say yes for sure. He does
everything I tell him to do. I wouldn't
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sure. Hey, Simon.
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Come here, bud.
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Come here,
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good boy. Hey, Simon, have a seat here.
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Right here, bud. Why not have a little
seat here?
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No, that's fun.
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Who had cookies?
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Who had the cookie?
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No peanuts.
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But then there's this guy.
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Simon's my best buddy. I love Simon.
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This is fun.
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Where were they? The door.
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Classic.
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Lisa, looking forward to Friday.
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Oh.
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See ya.
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Oh, Trudy. Kind of busy here. Speaking
of Ed, wow, you guys are close.
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Yeah, I suppose so, like most brothers
and sisters.
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Right, right, right.
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I'm not really sure how to put this,
but... How to put what?
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The kissing, Trudy, on the lips.
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What? It's weird, Trudy.
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He's your brother, and I want him to be
my boyfriend, and I can't compete with
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you.
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Ew. What are you implying? It's an
affectionate little kiss. Oh, my God.
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Why does it have to be on the mouth? Why
not the cheek?
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Is this really such a big deal to you?
Kind of. All right. How about we won't
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that around you anymore?
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Happy? Very.
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Wait. Over the clothes stuff. That's
still okay, though, right?
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See, I know you're joking, but I really
hope you're joking.
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Idiot. And unions are full of
bureaucracy and no meritocracy.
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Hmm. Well, Bobby, that was both rousing
and riveting. Thank you. You make a
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compelling case. Great.
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Jerry, I eagerly await your rebuttal.
You can have your party at our place.
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Sold. What? You're not invited. No, come
on. That is hardly fair.
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Feels good to make an informed decision.
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You can't have a party without checking
in with me, man. Technically, it's
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Simon's party, and he's our landlord. I
had no choice. Simon!
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What's up, buddy?
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Hey!
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Knock,
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knock.
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How you doing?
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I'm good, I'm good.
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We should start doing that when we see
each other.
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It's more our thing.
246
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Yeah. Hey, you got any punch bowls?
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Cereal bowls?
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Yeah. Should be enough for 20 people?
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No, no, no, no. I agreed to a little
soiree. Get two hours, five people, and
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clean up. It's a party. Come on.
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No. Five people. Oh, interesting.
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What? Oh, just Bobby texting me. She
wanted to meet up for ice cream after
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which wouldn't have been possible with
the original plan, but now... Oh, then
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let's... Never mind what Bill said.
Let's have the original plan.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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Okay. You know what? That stops, though.
257
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Oh.
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What is she doing upstairs? She's at the
party, Bill. I just told you there's a
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party, okay?
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Upstairs.
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Harold, you sexy beast.
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You know the drill.
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Oh, I know what's going on here. Don't
drink and drive.
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No.
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Seven o 'clock.
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Good to see you. Put your key in the
bowl and everything?
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I live here, so I don't need to drive.
You remember my husband, Ted, don't you?
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Yeah, pretty hard to forget.
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Oh, I thought about you, Jerry. That's
right. Yeah, I thought about you a lot.
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Great. Okay, this is fun.
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Yeah. How do you know Simon's mom?
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Oh, let's just say that we run in
similar circles.
273
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That's a shocker.
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Yeah, you're very different at school,
Emma. This is a different side of you.
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Well, I like to let my hair down, Jerry.
Yeah.
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Way down.
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Yeah. It's very weird to me.
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Is this a regular thing you and your mom
do?
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Oh, yeah, yeah. Probably about once a
month.
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Twice sometimes.
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Three times. Sometimes three times a
month. And you partake?
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Oh, Mom says I'm indispensable.
283
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Yeah. Keyboy, she calls me. Pretty hard
to test drive other people's cars
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without Keyboy.
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You look decidedly delicious tonight,
Bill.
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Oh. You seem energetic.
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Sweetheart, some of our guests are
leaving.
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Showtime.
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Poor keyboard.
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Keys! Get your keys here!
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I hope you get to drive me home.
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Ah, no, I live here. But I could see if
someone could give you a ride if you
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want.
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You don't have to go anywhere for me,
Jerry.
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Okay. You know I'll do all the driving.
Yeah, you know I live here, Angela,
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okay?
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You're too funny.
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Funny, yummy, Jerry.
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I've got to put a leaf on it, Mom.
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Someone should.
301
00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:13,820
This is the strangest group of people
I've ever met. I don't know what's going
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00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,540
on. This is some kind of weird party.
303
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:19,420
Yeah, it's a key party. What's a key
party? Everyone puts their keys in a
304
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and at the end of the night you grab
one, and whoever's keys they are... They
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00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:24,810
just drive you home.
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I thought that was the normal drink and
drive.
307
00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:30,230
No, this is a swingers party.
308
00:14:30,630 --> 00:14:32,290
Oh, my God. In our house?
309
00:14:32,510 --> 00:14:34,530
Yeah. Oh, that's disgusting.
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Everyone out.
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Everyone out. I'm not getting arrested.
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00:14:38,450 --> 00:14:41,870
Out. Party's over. Jerry, don't be such
a party pooper.
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00:14:42,270 --> 00:14:45,930
No, no, no. Party's over. Out. What are
you doing? I'm so sorry, buddy. These
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are my mom's friends.
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00:14:46,930 --> 00:14:49,230
Why, your mother's been to some weird
stuff with some weird friends.
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00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,510
My mother is a saint.
317
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,340
I don't think so. She's very giving.
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00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,560
You know what?
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00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:56,120
I'm going to talk to Bobby later.
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00:14:57,600 --> 00:15:00,020
Should we continue this at your place,
Teddy Bear?
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00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:01,420
Ooh.
322
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:02,980
Sounds good to me.
323
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:08,000
Look at that. There goes Mother Teresa
with Emma's husband's head.
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00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,480
Come on, Simon. Just let me have two
minutes of your time.
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00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:17,720
Keep it moving, pal.
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00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:19,980
You make it too easy around here, Jerry.
Off you go.
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00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:26,760
happened to you last night i lost simon
i don't think we're gonna get this yes
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00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:30,840
vote but don't say that we can still
change their mind we can't emma it's
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00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:34,800
everybody's committed everybody's
decided they're about to vote any minute
330
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:41,100
was our swing vote we lost them i lost
them yes we can jerry yes we can oh
331
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:46,640
what's going on here if you have to know
it's just teachers having a little
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00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:52,510
union vote who organized this Why do you
want to know who organized it?
333
00:15:52,770 --> 00:15:55,110
Do you have any idea how you and I got
our jobs?
334
00:15:55,870 --> 00:16:01,110
Two teachers five years ago tried to do
this very thing, and Callahan creatively
335
00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:03,010
found a way to fire them. What?
336
00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:05,190
Looks like I'm going to have to do the
same thing.
337
00:16:07,030 --> 00:16:10,510
Yeah, well, you should if you find out
who started this. I have an idea.
338
00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:14,350
It starts with the words, she... Hey,
Jerry.
339
00:16:15,230 --> 00:16:16,630
The gang loves the T -shirts.
340
00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:19,970
What did I tell you? Get your sick
ideologies out of here.
341
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,640
I'm not interested in your encyclopedia
sales.
342
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:23,819
That's disgusting.
343
00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:25,820
Seriously, like, goodbye.
344
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,280
What are you doing?
345
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,440
What are you doing?
346
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,500
Reeling in bullies.
347
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:33,440
Unbelievable. Anyway, you know what?
You're just in time.
348
00:16:35,980 --> 00:16:37,640
Time to cast my vote.
349
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:38,920
Good for you, Jerry.
350
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:41,880
All right.
351
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,140
Uh, everybody, I'm voting.
352
00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:48,180
I know it's supposed to be a secret
ballot, but I don't care. I'm proud to
353
00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:49,860
no. And if you're voting no...
354
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:51,250
Good for you.
355
00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:55,250
Good for you. Or as the kids say
nowadays, GFY.
356
00:16:57,870 --> 00:16:58,870
GFY, everybody.
357
00:17:02,070 --> 00:17:04,270
Jemalek, do I look happy right now?
358
00:17:04,589 --> 00:17:05,770
No. Exactly.
359
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:07,730
Because I'm ecstatic.
360
00:17:09,349 --> 00:17:10,430
That took a turn.
361
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:14,530
The floors are spotless. The place has
never been more immaculate. You must
362
00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:15,530
been here all night.
363
00:17:16,270 --> 00:17:18,210
It was exhausting, but...
364
00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:23,589
I did what had to be done. Because I
pushed you to be better.
365
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,190
Now look, I'm so proud of us.
366
00:17:29,030 --> 00:17:30,070
You're my best friend.
367
00:17:32,890 --> 00:17:34,590
An unbreakable bond.
368
00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:36,009
Hand buddies.
369
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:37,010
Called it.
370
00:17:40,410 --> 00:17:41,410
What are you doing?
371
00:17:41,530 --> 00:17:44,630
Do like some soap scum or something
right here in the window. Get that
372
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:45,630
up.
373
00:17:46,390 --> 00:17:47,590
I have never been.
374
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,500
and shall never be your friend.
375
00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:56,860
Hi. Hi. Ready to go? I've been ready for
hours, years.
376
00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:58,900
All right.
377
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,680
Okay, so we're going to go and see Mom
and Dad tomorrow, yeah?
378
00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:02,940
Yeah, I'll bring the dessert.
379
00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:09,400
Don't bring tarts, Mom. I hate tarts. So
don't bring... Here.
380
00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,120
Oh, oh, oh, right.
381
00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:12,780
Where's my kid?
382
00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:15,640
Um, nope, we're huggers now. That's our
thing.
383
00:18:16,100 --> 00:18:17,100
Okay, all right.
384
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:19,490
Okay, you just, uh... This isn't going
to work.
385
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,750
Okay.
386
00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:27,310
Oh, come on, Simon. You're still mad at
me? Can I help you with something? You
387
00:18:27,310 --> 00:18:28,149
won the vote.
388
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,610
No, I didn't. Jerry, I lost the vote.
What are you talking about?
389
00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:34,930
You voted pro -union? Yeah. I was voting
pro -union the whole way. How is that
390
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:37,630
possible? Earlier today, I came up to
you. You didn't even want to talk to me,
391
00:18:37,630 --> 00:18:39,050
and you were cuddling up to Bobby.
392
00:18:39,330 --> 00:18:41,330
I didn't want to talk to you because I
was still mad at you because you ruined
393
00:18:41,330 --> 00:18:42,229
my mom's party.
394
00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:44,690
So I was the swing vote, not you. I
can't believe it.
395
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:48,360
Union would have meant free massages.
Could have brought my mom down, got a
396
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:49,360
couple's massage.
397
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:54,260
That's going to be your birthday
present. Colin's sick, no questions
398
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,640
Sleep with one eye open, scab.
399
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,080
Oh, God.
400
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:05,340
Mr. Malick, I've been thinking about it.
You've been doing such a great job
401
00:19:05,340 --> 00:19:09,200
here. Why don't you feel free to take
off just a little bit early tomorrow?
402
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:14,040
Thank you, Mr. Cheely. The boy will be
thrilled. Well, I might be hard.
403
00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:15,650
But I'm fair.
404
00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:19,230
So please say hello to your family for
me in whatever language it is you people
405
00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:20,310
speak. Okay?
406
00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:26,710
Seven o 'clock.
407
00:19:30,730 --> 00:19:31,770
Come to me.
408
00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:33,990
Clean, my pretty!
409
00:19:36,870 --> 00:19:38,850
I got you guys in your boys' bathroom.
410
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:42,750
Tomorrow.
411
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,680
We play at six.
412
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,040
Sorry, all I could get you was Junior
Girls Volleyball.
413
00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:00,340
Ha!
414
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,500
Hey, George!
415
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,560
Got a blue shirt today.
416
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,700
White collars. You know what's funny?
417
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:12,620
You guys are in the exact same spots you
were a few days ago. Like, it's like
418
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:15,760
you've done nothing. Let me go. There's
nobody there right now.
419
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,600
All right. Oh, let's see what the wheel
says.
420
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:20,880
Give me a break.
421
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,920
Place your bets.
422
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,600
Oh, red.
423
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:26,120
You want to double down?
424
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,480
Double down? You want that action?
425
00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:32,300
Spin it again. Spin again. All right.
Yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow.
426
00:20:33,540 --> 00:20:34,940
Oh, red again.
427
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,540
You watching this? Union. Union.
428
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,000
How long do I have to wait?
429
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,360
It's not your night.
430
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,640
It's not your night because I'm walking.
431
00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:53,039
See ya.
432
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,960
Bill, Bill, don't let him go, Bill.
433
00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:56,840
Don't, Bill. Oh, Bill.
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