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Okay, Faith, what did you bring in
today?
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Yeah, go ahead. What do you have there
today?
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Show and tell us. Tell us what you
brought in today.
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Who knows what Faith has? Who knows what
it is? Great. See, everybody knows.
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Everybody knows.
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Yeah, look at all the people that know.
I know you know, so why don't you give
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us that college try and tell us what you
brought today, even though it's...
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Not the best thing.
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Okay, you can have a seat. Thank you for
showing. Just to recap the rules, we
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show and then we talk about it. That's
the tell part. Who's next? Phillip,
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Phillip, what do you have?
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I brought in a rocket ship and a monkey
underneath her pillow.
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Okay, that's great. Phillip, thank you
for that. I have a switch here to turn
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on. It buzzes like a rocket ship.
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All right, you can have a seat now.
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Look out, Mr.
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D. You're coming in for a landing.
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No, it's good. Okay, okay, you know
what? No, let's not do that.
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You broke
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his rocket, champ.
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Oh, now you talk.
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Hey,
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Jerry. Shh.
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Jerry. Shh.
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Almost done.
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Well, I'm just standing here. Almost
done. You can't read what I'm talking
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about.
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Multitask.
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Okay. What was the article about?
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Don't care.
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You're subbing in Mr. Campbell's math
class this week, right? Yes, I am. Just
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wanted to let you know there's going to
be an EA in there.
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Great. What's an EA?
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Oh, dear.
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An educational assistant?
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They can help kids who need a little
extra help stay on task.
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In this case, this one's coming in to
help Stefan with his ADD.
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We spoon feed these kids.
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I have ADD.
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I come in all alone, every day, by
myself.
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No one holding my hand.
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You have ADD?
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Breaking news alert.
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And you know, it's funny because I
taught him for three years and no EA
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needed. Who is teaching Stefan this
week?
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I'm going to be teaching him this week.
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That's why there's going to be an EA.
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I think it's semantics.
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Really?
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Oh, guitar lesson.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Interested. Yeah.
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I've been trying to learn Your Body is a
Wonderland since 2001.
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Yeah. I want to play it for my mom.
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It's kind of our song.
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It's kind of weird, but I'm not in a
position to be turning down clients
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about now.
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Money's tight. Ever since we got
divorced, my wife's been taking me to
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cleaners.
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It's like God keeps closing one door on
me.
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Keeps giving her more of my stuff.
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Oof, I get it. Yeah, I tried to divorce
my mom when I was 16.
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But she talked me out of it. Ended up
doubling down. We got a dog.
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So, in it for the long haul now.
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Anyway, I'll see you tomorrow.
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Yep, okay.
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Alright.
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Ugh.
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Cannot believe this beat me in the
coloring contest.
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Yuck.
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I don't like it.
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No.
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Hello? Everybody, I need you to focus up
here, please.
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People, excuse me, I'm here.
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Hey, settle down, okay, guys? Mr. Duncan
is speaking.
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Thank you.
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I can do that.
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All right, everyone, this is Mr. Davies.
He is an educational assistant, and he
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is going to help with one of our
students, Stefan, who has a learning
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disability, okay?
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Which he didn't have when I taught him.
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So, what does that tell you? You can
start assisting by, uh, racing the
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Um, that's not really my job. I'm going
to take a seat besides Kessa.
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Okay, not much of an assistant.
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Uh, nope.
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Okay, I will stay in today.
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Mr. Campbell's away, so I'm just going
to give you a work period because I have
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some things I want to catch up on. Oh,
I'm sorry, Mr. Duncan. Um, it says here
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that Mr.
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Campbell wanted you to cover Chapter 6.
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No, no.
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No, you're right, actually. I forgot.
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Okay, chapter six.
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Turn to chapter six.
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Page 48.
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Thank you. 48.
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I'll speed things up.
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Can anyone tell me what Pythagorean
theorem is?
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Lucy? The square of the hypotenuse is
equal to the sum of the square of the
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other two sides.
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Yes. I didn't know that.
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That's why I'm here, pal. That is
correct.
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Thank you, Lucy.
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All right, get started. Read quietly,
please.
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Okay, get started, people.
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Quietly.
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Hi, Kira.
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Hey, man.
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Can I have my lunch in here? Yeah, don't
you want to eat with the rest of your
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friends, though?
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They don't want to eat with me.
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Why not?
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Well, there's a rumor going around
school.
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Spoiler alert.
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Apparently, I'm annoying.
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Yeah, kids can be kind of mean, huh?
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Yeah, of course. You can have lunch with
me. Thank you. Just FYI, I need to
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do... I've got a little bit of work to
do, so... Okay. I'll just let you finish
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that. Yeah.
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I have to work. Oh, okay. Okay?
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I wonder what my mom made me for lunch
today.
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Spoiler alert, it's tuna.
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Enjoy, right?
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Spoiler alert.
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Have you two tonsils removed?
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You know, Kara, actually I have. Spoiler
alert, I forgot mine.
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Hey, why don't we play a game, who can
be the quietest? Oh, I love that game.
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Right? One time my brother played with
me, and then what happened?
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Spoiler alert.
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We both lost.
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I'm surprised.
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Okay.
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You know what? We're playing the game
though, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey.
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Spoiler alert.
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I like this game. We're still playing
it. Okay, that counts. We're starting
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Now. So... Okay.
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No, I can still. You're losing, so...
Hey,
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Marty. Can I get a quick word with you?
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Sure thing. What's up?
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Listen, if you could do me a favor, when
we're in class, just don't correct me
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in front of the kids. Oh, of course. Did
I do that? A couple times.
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Kids really look up to me here at the
school, so it's really awkward and
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uncomfortable for everybody when you're
teaching, I'm teaching. Oh, I hear that.
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It's just I have this innate desire to
help people, and sometimes I go too far.
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You know what I mean? No.
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Second thing, I know it's big, too.
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Please, please let the kids answer the
questions. They're not for you. They're
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for the kids. Oh, man. There go my
insecurities again.
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Last thing, and this is the big one.
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Let me discipline the kids. You got it,
boss. If there's one thing my folks
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believe... So we're good?
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No, Jerry.
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No. We're great. Oh, okay.
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All right.
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Thanks, Mike.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I gotta call you back.
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Okay, who wants to know guitar?
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Is, uh... Is everything okay?
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It could be better. Just got out to
phone my lawyer.
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Looks like my ex is getting the house.
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Oh, no.
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It's just things, right?
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Yeah, but it's nice to have them while
you're alive.
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Yeah, come on. Life's not about
possessions. It's about relationships.
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Bet your wife left you.
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Touché, son.
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Touché. Didn't know how you were going
to react to that.
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At least I still got music, right?
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Yeah. So I'm just going to tune this up.
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Just going to... One more time from the
top. Raw tempo.
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All right. Yeah, one more time. Okay,
yeah, I'm just...
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before we get started again start again
yep okay one more time
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yeah i'm just gonna get it in yeah it's
almost there it's almost there it's just
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yeah i just feel like you think i'm
playing a song right now and i'm really
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calm down just yeah one more time it's
okay okay i know you're new
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shaking a lot.
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We're having fun here, right?
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I am.
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Okay. There are 30 multiple choice
questions.
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No talking when you write this, please.
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You know the rules when we write things.
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Excuse me.
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Sorry. I'm in your way.
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You have 45 minutes.
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Get started.
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Any questions?
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No questions.
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Okay. Okay.
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Get started, please.
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Keep your eyes on your own paper,
please.
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Stefan's test.
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Whoa.
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93 %?
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Yeah. Looks like someone's really
responding to the EA, huh?
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No, he's not responding to anyone.
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He's listening to the EA feed him the
answers when he writes it.
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What are you talking about? I know this
kid. There's not enough EAs in the
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country to get him 93 % on a test.
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Hold the wedding.
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Are you accusing Marty of something?
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I'm not accusing him. I'm telling you.
He basically took this test for him. So
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he's writing down the answers for
Stefan? Might as well.
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Standing there feeding him the answers.
That's why the EA sit right beside him.
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Then he whispers the answers in his ear.
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You know what Marty's guilty of?
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Doing his job.
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He's assisting him.
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Educational assistant.
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He's unlocking some real blocks and
giving Stefan the tools he needs to
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academically. Is that what he's doing?
You can't teach a kid to stop being
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stupid. No, you can't.
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But apparently Marty can.
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93. Okay, easy.
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Hey, buddy.
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Oops, oops, your door's locked. The door
is actually broken. Yeah, it won't
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open. Are you sure? Positive.
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Oh.
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Is this one broken, too?
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Weird thing. Yeah, it is.
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Are all of them broken?
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Isn't that nuts?
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That sucks. Yeah.
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Sorry, buddy.
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Spoiler alert. Your sunroof's open.
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Uh -oh. No.
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No.
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It's not.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Incoming.
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Oh, that's not necessary.
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I've got to pull three cleats.
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This is nice.
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Do these seats recline?
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Oh, that's cool.
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What is happening?
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If you had a dog, what would you name
it?
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Oh, it's like this.
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No. I've got to call you back. Is
everything okay, Paul?
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Just living life, man.
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Oh, so it turns out that my ex gets to
keep my dog.
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I'm sorry to hear that. Paul Jr.'s.
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That's my best friend.
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That stinks.
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I thought by the time he pulled me out
of a burning building, he was nothing
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his bare teeth.
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The little dog? The dog?
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Yeah. Pulled you out of the... Yeah, he
did.
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Strong dog. Okay.
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Wow. Hey, we can skip today's lesson.
No, no, no.
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I don't want to stop your progress, your
journey.
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That's nice of you. In fact, we can stay
extra long.
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Since I won't be walking Paul Jr.
anytime soon, right?
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Yeah.
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This is going to be fun.
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Okay, let's close our books up. Slide
them to the top of your desk, please.
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of the way.
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There you go.
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Because we are going to have a surprise
test.
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But we just had one.
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Right, but that was too easy.
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This one has no multiple choice. This
one is short answer, long answer. You
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to prove all of your formulas. I want
all the detailed work. Don't leave
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anything out.
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It's ten questions, ten marks each.
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Okay? That's not fair, sir.
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Ah, life's not fair. Okay?
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It's okay. We got this.
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Yeah, you got this.
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Hey, oh, Mr. Davies, can I speak with
you now for one sec?
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Absolutely. Thank you. Teacher, teacher.
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Right back.
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Okay. Oh, man, you know, it's really
been helpful having you. Okay. Well,
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do that, okay?
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All right.
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Okay. All right. Let's get started.
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No talking. Get your thinking caps on.
Do the best you can.
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All right? I'm right here. Go.
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Good luck, everybody.
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Okay. All right.
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Let's get your heart back to where it
should be, okay?
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Get that 35 going again.
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Oh, hey, Paul.
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You look like you're feeling better.
It's what you wear ear to ear that
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right? Ah, smile.
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Let's hear how this song's coming.
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Great. Just a little scale.
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Okay.
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Okay, okay.
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Good. Jam on that.
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You're practicing.
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One sec.
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Yeah,
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a photo message from my ex. Oh, no.
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No!
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No!
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What's going on?
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She left the gate open.
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Paul Jr.'s gone, man. He's a runner.
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He's got to be halfway to Mexico by now.
I'm sure he'll come back. She's
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terrible with directions. She knew what
she was doing. What did you do to this
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woman? The only crime I could think of
is loving her too much. I'm sorry about
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Paul, Paul.
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When life feeds you lemons, right?
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Got it.
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Let's hear how this beautiful music
sounded.
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Are you sure? I'm fine. I'm fine. It's
okay.
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Okay.
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Just a little F chord.
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How about if I take the heat for that
one?
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Seems like whatever you did with that
test, you really ruffled some feathers,
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huh? Yeah, proves my point. Marty was
feeding them the answers.
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Or does it prove that you're not doing
enough to prepare your kids for their
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test? No, it proves Marty was useless.
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Well, Marty must have done something
right, because I got three separate
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from parents this morning wanting EAs
for their own kids because they were so
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concerned about the test.
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What? Come on in, guys.
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Chris? Gerard?
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That's my chair.
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Oh, my God.
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Desiree? This is such a surprise.
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Don't even tell me.
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Steven? What are you doing here?
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Oh, my God. What kind of... Oh, no!
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John! The bed is back.
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Oh, wow. We're all going out for bubble
tea after this.
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Let's take up the homework. Know the
answer to number one.
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No. Who under the age of 30 knows the
answer to question number one?
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Under the age of 30.
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Good try.
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Nobody believes you're under 30.
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Thank you.
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None of the students. No one knows. Not
one.
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Go ahead, Marty.
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The circumference equals 2 .5 meters.
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I knew that.
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Good for you. I also do. Oh, wonderful.
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Who didn't know that?
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Good stuff.
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All the adults know. Isn't that
wonderful how great it is to have you in
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helping the kids?
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Can you come show me how to do number
five? Okay, yes. The rest of you start.
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Okay, I'm going to have this later.
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I will show you later because right now
I can't because of this.
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You start reading chapter six, work on
section three, please. We're actually on
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section two. Shouldn't we be on section
four by now? Okay. He's a little behind.
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You, keep it down.
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Good job.
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Lucy, is it? Yeah. Just give me your
notebook. I'll just do number five for
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Thanks.
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Oh,
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music
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theory, huh?
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Yeah, I figured I'd play it safe for the
next little while.
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Probably a good idea.
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Look very sorry what happened to your
guitar, man. Oh, you know what? Water
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under the bridge.
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Although it is the last thing my dad
gave me before he took off forever.
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I'd like to make it up to you.
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Well, can you bring my dad back?
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How much was it?
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Ah, you can't put a price on memories.
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A hundred dollars?
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You can, apparently.
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00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:19,100
Okay. It doesn't matter. I have nothing.
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Sorry.
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Yeah, all right.
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I am intrigued.
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I threw you away.
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Hey, lady. Hi.
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You haven't eaten with us in a while. I
know. I've been trying to catch up on
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some things, but it hasn't really worked
out, to be honest. Well, it is nice to
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have you back. It's nice to be back.
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I can't tell you what a week it's been.
I was trying to get some work done, but
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I could get, like, no peace. Little
Kara, she was popping in all the time.
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to be honest, she's a bit of a turd. I
can't tell you how many times I've heard
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the word spoiler alert. Spoiler alert,
spoiler alert, spoiler alert. Have you
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ever had lunch with a student? Because
spoiler alert, it is not fun.
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questions. Okay, have you ever been
asked if you have a staph infection?
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Because I have, but then again, who
hasn't? Hello?
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Staph infections are very common.
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It's not that common, really. And also,
I'm not going to talk about it with a
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student because I have boundaries. What
am I going to do? Just confess
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everything? Here's my staph infections.
This is where the scar is.
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This is where they've infected it. Do
you know what? Do you know what? I have
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kid that has the green. The thing about
staph infections is that they're very
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uncomfortable. The drainage, very
uncomfortable.
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And a little bit smelly. I didn't
realize it would be this smelly, but I
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couldn't believe it myself. This is fun.
I was there for like half an hour. I'm
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going to go.
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All right.
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Let's go. We'll circle back.
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I'll tell you the whole thing about the
staph infection, because to be honest,
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it was a shocker for me.
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Look, it sits for a little while, but I
don't see why this is necessary.
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Think of it as an experiment.
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Stupid. Is it?
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Yes. Sir, when did Chapter 7 do?
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Friday. Told you three times, Friday.
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Thursday.
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Thursday.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Maybe I was wrong.
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Thank you.
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So sorry about your dog, Paul.
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Yeah, just holding on to hope now.
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Hey, great attitude.
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That's a lot of posters you got there.
413
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That's nothing. I already posted up a
few hundred. Well, I'd help you out, but
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don't want to, really. Does that say
.com?
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Sure does.
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My email's .net. Oh, no, that's a real
shame.
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00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:51,240
Hey, well, I've been meaning to work on
my penmanship.
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That's that old Paul Dwyer attitude.
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Easy.
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