All language subtitles for mr._d_s05e01_gerry_s_redemption

Good morning, students.

Here are your daily announcements.

Could whoever stole Mr. Clark's 84
Tercel please return it? No questions

And also, it seems someone unplugged the
metal detector again. So let's all keep

an extra eye out this morning.

Thank you. Can I get everybody's
attention?

Hello! Can we look up?

Can we settle?

Don't make me do it.

Don't mess around, okay?

Because I have lots of little tricks to
quiet you down like that.

We have our seats, please. Gentlemen,
please sit. Thank you.

Sir, could you grab a seat, please?

This is my seat.

That is your... On the stairs.

Welcome back.

I hope you had a great summer.

I will be your new... Hello?

Okay.

And you're pregnant, too. Wow.

I will be your new teacher, Mr.

D. What does the D stand for? Dick?

Oh, good. Yeah. That's funny. The D
would only stand for Dick if my name was

Richard. And my name is not Richard. It
is Jerry. So, no Dick here.

Okay. Why don't we take attendance?

See if we can get off on a better foot.
Learn each other's names.

Is La here.

La. La.

L -A.

And then there's a line.

And another A. La.

La -dasha, guy.

I'm sorry?

La -dasha. My name is La -dasha like it
says, guy.

Ah, playing a joke on me.

Are you even a real teacher, guy?

Yes, I am a real teacher. Can we lose
the guy thing, please?

The only guy we have to lose is you,
guy.

I think we need to lose La -dasha.

So maybe you can La -dasha to the office
La -dasha.

There's a good way to start your school
year.

Spit your gum out, too, please. We do
not chew gum in class.

Awesome. No, you're not, dude. Don't
lie.

I'm awesome. I'm driving around in my
mom's ride. I'm awesome. A quarter of my

life gone by.

Aloha, Trudels. What's that?

Can't hear you over that shirt.

Ah, glad you noticed. Thank you. It came
with the new me.

Apparently old Robert wasn't good enough
to be principal around here, so I

thought to myself, because who else
would you think to?

Why not show people the real me?

Fun Robert.

Looks a lot like the old Robert in a
stupid shirt.

Ouch. Old Robert would have been
devastated by that comment, but new Fun

is going to let his backbone fly.

What the clam?

Oh, primary kids this year. Right. Good
idea, Lisa. More work for me. More

obnoxious parents to deal with.

Not yours, dear. I'm sure they're
delightful.

Would you like to meet Robert the Robot?

That is me.

Here.

I'll grow on them.

I just need to expose...

John Robert for the children.

Good idea.

Genius.

Morning, ladies. Don't touch me, Curve.

I never touched you. I saw what you were
thinking.

I wasn't thinking anything.

Hey, you hitting on my girl?

No, I just said good morning to your
girl.

Oh, I see. So you've just been kind of
freaky. No, it's just a gesture that

people say to be nice.

No, we'll try it again and see what
happens.

Shut up. I heard you mumbling. There's
no possible way you heard what I just

said. Yeah, I did, because I got 20 -20
hearing.

Great catch.

I know.

Come on.

We have little kids here now.

Too much.

Fifty shades of paisley.

Hey, Ted.

Hello, Trudy.

What are you doing here, Ted?

Oh, I'm just waiting to drive Emma home.
Oh, is she leaving early?

No, same time as usual.

Oh, like in seven hours.

Seems crazy to go all the way home just
to come back again.

Crazy. What's the Wi -Fi password?

Get a life.

Clever. I like that.

Get a life.

That's a good one.

So do you have a laptop?

No. Just, uh, I like learning passwords
while I eat chips.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Come get some.

What is that?

Days until early retirement.

Oh. Freedom.

I don't even know.

Whoa.

Whoa, what is that? Just a little
project a few of us are working on.

Hey, anybody come at you yet?

What do you mean? You know, anyone
bothering you?

Couple kids that were kind of getting in
my face a little, but I can handle

myself here.

I hear you.

Hey, if you need a friend. Well, thank
you. That's very kind of you.

I could be a friend to you.

I don't think we're going to be friends.

Hard to get.

Whoa. Hello?

Just stick it in.

Oh, my gosh.

That's what she said.

Okay, Robert?

Yeah, just great. And I am loving what I
am seeing. What is this, a plant? It

is. 30 % cotton, 30 % polyester, 100 %
fun.

That's what the guy at the store said
when I bought it.

Robert,

can we just talk about this business?

Seriously, Robert, it can't be easy
working under Lisa. Why can't it?

I love Lisa.

Because it wasn't the news I expected?

Huh? Because I'm not principal?

I'm just the same old vice principal?

Maybe so.

But? I went home, ate some Gouda, and I
thought about things for a few weeks,

and I realized this.

Lisa's on her own journey, and I'm on
mine, because in this lifetime, you have

to let love live.

Let love live.

That's what I'm doing.

That's what I suggest you do, too.

That man is not right in the head.

What do you think the, uh, bird thing
meant?

Hi, Lou.

Look over here.

She can't hear me.

Mr. D.

Stephan. Oh, Steph, I miss you, buddy.

I miss your silly questions.

I'm getting so much older.

There's Sheila.

I'm so sorry you're graduating this
year.

I'm not going to be here.

It's a lie, Jim.

There's Alex.

Never cared much for you, Alex.

We've talked about this. Move along.

I told you, officer.

I used to teach here.

These kids email me all the time. Say,
come back and visit, sir. We miss you.

You're in touch with these kids online?

Email. I talked... Email's not online.

Email's a way of communicating.

Can you send an email without using the
Internet?

Then it's online.

Do you have kids?

Yes, sir. Two girls. Two girls. So you
give me their email, and I'll email

and you can read what I email. You know
what? Just get out of here.

How am I doing?

I'll tell you how I'm doing.

I'm not doing great. I didn't ask.

These kids are delinquent at this
school. I don't care. They make Xavier

students look like angels. I can't do
this much longer.

Hey, you think Jimmy would get me a job
at Barrow's? Yeah, I spoke to him. He

hates you.

I think I hate him. Tell him.

I'm going to quit this job.

I think I'm done.

Safety first, right?

Actually, rent first.

So don't quit your job until you have
another one lined up. Like, preferably a

day job.

Why does it have to be a day job?

That's how this works, man.

You work days, I work nights.

We never see each other. Well, I thought
it worked because we were best friends

in the whole wide world.

No, Jerry.

Minimal interaction.

Ah!

You got me there.

Pick up on printer one.

On it.

Boom. Thank you.

Good morning, Xavier Academy. How can I
help you?

I'm going to get some coffee. Want
anything?

And your son's first name, please?

Banana milkshake.

Where the hell do you think I'm going to
the staff room?

Any flavors fine. Just real busy right
now.

Okay, let me just look up his file.

There you are, Robert. We've been
looking for you.

What you doing?

Just weaving a dream catcher.

That is a nice dream.

Yeah, maybe the nicest I've ever seen.

It's big.

Big dream, right?

He brought you some cookies and some
relaxing tea.

You did.

Yeah. Didn't have to do that.

Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to
come to yoga with me tonight. I mean, I

know your schedule is probably crazy.

Busy. That's what I meant to say. It was
busy.

Insanely busy.

Simon. Thank you so much for the cookies
and the tea and the yoga.

I guess that's it. But thank you.
Anytime, Robert. Like, anytime.

You know, my Uncle Jack had a breakdown.

Oh, yeah? He slit his own throat from
ear to ear.

And he dragged it across.

He did?

Yeah, it looked like a big old bloody
grin. No way.

It's nice to see him smile again,
though.

You know, family, yeah?

Never stop smiling, Robert.

Okay. Oh, that's a nice blend, too. My
gosh.

You and your shirt.

You must feel like the Belle of the
Luau.

Hey. Jerry.

Jerry. Sorry, Miss Mason. I tried to
stop him.

What are you doing here?

Sorry to barge in, but I just wanted to
be 100 % sure that you knew that I'm

available to come back.

I got your text messages and your emails
and phone calls. It still doesn't

change my position.

Please, Lisa, find me something.

You know the hiring's been done.

Do you have any idea what it's like
right now for me teaching at a school?

That has full -time security? Try to see
this as an opportunity, Jerry. You

know, when one door closes, a window
opens. I wish a window would open at

school. But they can't. They have bars
on them to protect the teachers from the

murderers, the drug dealers.

And my life's turned upside down. My
relationship's pretty much ending.

You're in a relationship?

What? How soon we forget about Bill, my
best friend.

Your former lover.

Yes, Jerry.

I remember Bill, okay.

I'm losing Bill.

I'm losing everything.

I'm going to have to quit this school
that I'm at, which means I'm going to

no rent. He's going to kick me out.

Maybe you can live on your own, like an
adult.

Okay, and then I'll cure famine since
we're spitballing dream scenarios right

now. Okay, you know what, Jerry? This
has been so delightful, but it's time to

go. I have a lot of work to do.

Where am I going?

You know where unemployed phys ed
teachers end up? They become personal

trainers. Can you live with that?

Yeah, pretty sure I can.

Just need your signature.

Who's wearing a stupid shirt now, Trudy?
You are. Really? I think there are

several teachers around the school that
would beg to differ. Teachers that gave

me gifts.

Like this.

And like this.

And some rum balls.

Old Robert wouldn't have gotten any
gifts.

No one thinks you're fun, Robert.

I think the balls in my mouth would tell
a different story.

The story is that everyone thinks you're
balls deep in insanity.

Watch that now.

They all think you're on the verge of a
nervous breakdown, that you're going to

snap any second. And that's why they're
being nice to you.

What,

Jerry? Can I come in? No.

All right, well, see that?

What?

Yeah. What, Jerry?

I got keyed today because that's what
happens at Guantanamo High. Jerry, my

car's been keyed before, too. Call your
insurance company.

It wasn't my car. It was my face.

It was my face he keyed with a key right
there. That little scratch. Oh, that

little scratch. You just cut yourself
shaving.

That's what it looks like on the
outside.

Inside, who knows what's going on?

Probably cancer.

How did you even get in my building?

Oh, we teach that course. It's called
breaking and entering. Grade 9 class.

I thought you'd help me. We started
together at Xavier.

We taught for four years.

I thought you would really care,
especially when you saw this.

Not even a dissection of my face means
nothing to you. That's where I'll be

next, Lisa. I'll be in the lab for the
grade 11s. I'll be what they're

dissecting. This is just the first cut.

And that's a lot of cats you have in
there.

I can talk to my cats.

That's who I talk to.

Cappuccino?

Jerry?

I'll play your games, rich lady.

Hey, Jerry.

Can you drop by the school when you have
a chance?

I need to talk to you. Thanks.

Hey, so you called?

That was quick.

Yeah, no, I was right up front. I was
just kid -watching. What?

You called me, so... Okay.

I've been thinking about it. With the
added primary grades, I want to have an

-house substitute.

Someone to come in every morning, check
with Trudy, see which teachers are away

and cover wherever needed.

So if you're willing to be a sub...
Done.

I'll take it. Oh, my God, the pain is
over. What a relief.

Bill will be so happy, too.

You saved my life. Now, my demands, I
hate to bring this up, but I'm going to

need senior phys ed.

Now. Agreed.

Too soon. Agreed.

Here is my course syllabus, Principal
Mason.

Thanks, Nisha. Nisha, this is Jerry
Duncan. Hello. Jerry, this is the

hired to take over all your classes.

Oh, you're Jerry Duncan.

It's me.

Yeah, you're practically a legend around
here. Oh, okay. Thank you.

He really was something, that Jerry
Duncan, one of a kind. That's what

everybody's been saying. Number one.

So, what else?

They also all said that you have the
best VHS

collection and the whole thing. The
classics.

Yeah.

That's it. I think that's it. Stop
embarrassing yourself. I'm happy to

you because I kind of get that's where
you're going.

Well, I'm excited and thank you and I'll
see you tomorrow bright and early.

9 a .m. sharp.

We still start at 8 .30. Okay, well,
then I'll be here at 8 .45.

8 .15.

The new me.

Mm -hmm.

Jerry? Yeah? Don't screw this up.

No.

We won't screw it up.

Oh.

Okay.

Hey, kid.

Ready to go?

Wish I could, but I am swamped.

You'll have to find your own ride home.

I'll drive you.

Okay.

Not in the workplace.

Uh -uh.

Thank you.

Don't forget to file those reports, eh,
Ted?

Yes, ma 'am.

Breaking in a new guy.

Oh, I know what it's like to break in
that guy.

Exhausting. In a good way.

I thought you were fired, sir.

Boy, you kids love your gossip.

I wasn't fired.

I was doing work at an inner -city
school for troubled youth. For four

Yeah. You ever work with troubled youth?
Four days is enough. It's all I could

give them.

So why are you a sub now, then? Oh, my
gosh. I'm subbing so I could give a new

teacher mild classes so that she could
have a job and get off the street.

It's called charity.

All right, Mr. McDonald has left some
work on the board for you, so do it.

Good morning, students. Here are your
daily announcements.

who parked their black BMW in the staff
parking lot, please move it or it will

be towed. My bad.

Laurie?

Thinking of getting one of those.
Finally, on behalf of Xavier Academy, I

like to welcome back Mr. Duncan.

Did you hear that?

Did not expect that.

What are we supposed to do with the
quotes on the board? I don't know this

stuff. I don't teach this subject. This
isn't my expertise.

Get to work.

Good to be back.

Thank you again.