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Two on the glass.

All right.

Thanks, Nathan. No problem.

Hey, we had some alumni drop in. Nathan Cameron.

Yes, sir. Really proud of you guys.

Oh, yeah, we are, especially you, Nathan. I knew you had it in you.

Sir, he told me to give up hockey.

Reverse psychology.

And it worked, so you're welcome, Mr. Calder.

Okay, well, thanks for dropping in, guys. Yeah, hey, I'm thinking of going

Colorado, Nathan, so how about some tickets?

I'll fold out.

What?

I could probably get you a few tickets to my college game, sir.

What about exhibition?

Sold out.

Really easy for me to get you tickets.

College hockey.

And I guess next year's games are all sold out?

Yeah. Crazy, huh? Yeah.

Okay, well, thanks, guys. Good to see you. Yeah, you too.

All right, see ya.

Hey. So how come you don't want to watch me play?

No, Denver said I don't want to watch you play. I would love to come.

Where are your games?

It's only a 40 -minute drive.

Then you add traffic.

And then... I get it. Okay.

I'm awesome.

No, you're not, dude. Don't lie. I'm awesome. I'm driving around in my mom's

ride. I'm awesome. A quarter of my life gone by.

I'm awesome.

Undefeated so far?

Let's just keep this train rolling. It starts again with another good practice,

and I will say, regardless of the outcome, it has been a tremendous honor

take you to an undefeated season, as I have.

Couldn't do it without Terrence, though.

So, Tommy, Jack, your last game as seniors, maybe?

Your last game probably playing on a team, because you're not going to play

college, that's for sure, unless you play intramurals or something.

Enjoy the game. Take it in as you watch from the bench. Hey, coach.

I think it's time for you to cut up some of them great oranges again. Oh.

You guys still love the oranges. I do every practice.

You are very good at the oranges.

I'll get those going again, as usual. And you guys do as I kind of... what I

want you to do here.

Okay? All right, guys.

Big game. You need to stay focused, all right?

Get your heads in it.

Last practice was weak.

Next, we got to work on our two -three zone. Bring it in.

One, two, three. Together.

I always miss that.

Lisa. Wire.

Jerry.

Diamond. I'll take that.

Cool. I love plays.

I didn't know you were an actor. Uh -huh. A producer.

Uh -huh. And a director. That's right.

Stage manager. There are a lot of things people don't know about me.

Runs in the family.

I've dabbled in thespianity over the years.

Mm. My mom dabbled in that in college.

Got a bit of a window.

No, I just called it her lady window.

Opening night. You gonna come?

I've never been to an opening night before.

Well, might I suggest you buy your tickets good and early, because it's

350 -seater. I think a lot of the people that I studied drama with in college

are gonna come.

Been working on this for 15 years. So it must be good.

It is.

God, the day never ends.

What are you doing?

20 -second hug.

Relaxes the muscles, elevates mood, strengthens the immune system.

What a load of garbage that is. Oh, God.

80, 90.

What a joke.

20. Wow.

Ashley, do you feel a little better?

Thank you, Mr. Malick. Give me a break, Lisa. You don't feel better.

You like to try? I approve it to you. No, thank you. Don't touch me, please.

You want another one?

Yes, please.

Guys.

Hi.

Oh, my God.

Seriously? Jerry, get out of here. Oh, God.

Start over.

Hey. What are you doing?

Coaching. What does it look like I'm doing?

Yeah.

Hey, um, I want to talk to you about the game.

What? Well, you know Syracuse is coming, right?

Syracuse Orangemen to see Terrence. Yeah.

I was supposed to go to Syracuse. For what?

None of your business.

Okay, look, all I'm saying is just don't do what you do, okay? What do I do?

Okay, first of all, I didn't do it like that. Second of all, don't overwork

Terrence. Oh, yeah, because I was going to do that.

I was going to go for a big 10K run with him before the game, so cancel that.

That's not the point. I'm telling you not to do...

What you do.

Oh, don't do what I do. Oh, don't win.

Oh, or should I do what you can't do? Is that what I should do? Just don't do

what you do. Yeah, okay.

I'm going to get back to coaching. Don't do what you do. Go away.

Don't do what you do.

Parents won't eat them when they're that big.

He hates the big ones.

Trudy?

What is this? Looks like a flyer.

I know what it is.

A better question might be, what is this flyer doing in the recycling bin next

to the staff mailboxes? Oh, who would do that?

Busted. Someone with the initials T .W., that's who.

Iger Woods.

Oh, does he work at the school now?

No. You know who does?

Rudy Walsh.

T .W.

You put the initials of every staff member on the backs of those flyers?

darn tootin', I did. Because that way I know who my real friends are, not you.

So the recycling bin was full, then.

Trudy, this is my theatrical debut.

And if you can't tell, it means a lot to me. I could use a bit of support.

Wait!

You are going to be performing on a stage in front of people?

Huh.

Matter of fact, I am. I am definitely seeing that.

Okay. Tickets are five bucks. Can you lend me five bucks?

Mm -hmm.

I only have 20.

That'll do.

See you there.

You're not going to believe this. A scout from Syracuse is coming tomorrow

watch that kid Terrence play. Seriously?

Are you talking to this kid? Yeah, I'm real tight, like a brother.

You mean like a father? No, like a brother, Bill. That's how tight we are.

he say the same thing about you? Yes, he would say the same thing. But listen,

this means we're going to get free tickets for March Madness next year.

Jerry, I don't think you're seeing the big picture here.

You could be on the bench next year. What are you talking about? Good players

bring their coach.

Standard practice.

Yeah, I've heard of that. I've heard of that. I've heard of that.

You love the coach, you bring him with you.

Oh, my God, I could be on the bench at Syracuse next year. That would change my

life. I could bring me too, right?

No, Bill.

What do you think we do there at Syracuse? Just bring everybody on the

That's not how it works for us.

Think.

Ah, Miss Gifford. Oh, call me Kathy Lee.

Your name's Kathy Lee Gifford?

Kathy Lee Giffer.

Kathy Lee Gifford.

Kathy Lee Giffer.

No D.

I think there is a D. I think it's Kathy Lee Gifford.

I think I know my name.

Of course you do. What am I saying? Come on in.

Thank you for coming.

What?

That was just a photo Terrence wanted to grab of him and I before he graduates.

He says it's the T -man with the G -man. I'm like... Anyway, why did I call you

in? I assume Terrence's father is not in the picture.

No, he's at work.

Biological father?

Yeah.

Wow. Terrence has got a big year.

He's going off to college by himself. I assume you're not going.

Of course not. You probably have three jobs.

No.

One job. One job.

One dad.

One dad.

Yeah.

College.

Let me tell you about college.

Sending a boy vulnerable like that.

Drugs. Terrence doesn't do drugs.

Oh, you know everything Terrence does.

Of course not.

Kids go to college, they get caught up in the wrong crowd. That leads to drugs.

Drugs leads to prostitution.

And prostitutes leads to Terrence becoming the father of a crack child.

And you are the grandmother of that crack child.

Do you want that to happen? No, you don't. So what happens is I go.

Package deal.

Terrence, Mr. Duncan, I'll coach. I don't care about that.

I care about him.

I want you to give me your approval, and you will have somebody there, an adult,

who cares just as much about Terrence as you.

Maybe more. I will be your second set of eyes and ears.

Like another parent, which I'm kind of like now to him in a lot of ways.

Um, I've never really considered anything like that, Mr. Duncan.

Most parents don't. I'm going to need to talk that over with Terrence.

And my husband. I'm going to tell Syracuse that we're going to do this.

Yeah. Thank you, Miss Gifford.

Gifford. Yeah, still not sure. We'll talk more about that.

Okay.

Seriously, everybody?

Give me a break here.

Feels good.

Simon, you too.

Oh, there he is.

Mr. Future hug.

Better light up that runway, Jerry, because this hug's coming in for a

You're not buying into this.

Can't deny it. I was feeling down in the dumps this morning. A couple hugs

later, old Simon is back.

I'll come back when this is over. No, you don't. No, you don't. Simon. See,

that's good, right?

Simon. Good night's feeling.

Can't deny it. Simon. Let your worries wash away.

Simon. And let yourself succumb to the hug.

Stop it.

Weirdo.

Oh, hey, look. There's a character in here named Lisa.

There's one called Simon.

This is so exciting.

Bob and Lisa's love was one for the ages.

It was going to be great.

It's Bob Roberts.

Okay, why are all these characters' names our names? Shh, it's about to

Lisa, what are you doing? It's a little distracting while I'm trying to work.

I'll hold it.

It's the first half.

Terrence is on fire.

The whole team's amazing.

They almost coached themselves.

What do you mean I coached them?

Fairly.

There's the Syracuse scout.

Hey. Hey. Jerry, this is a scout from Syracuse, Roger Williams. Hey. Hey,

a scout for basketball?

Yeah. Oh. I'm not that tall, yeah, but you don't have to be tall to watch

basketball. Sure.

Right? Roger.

Roger, with a D.

Where does the D go?

Right in the middle.

Roger. Hyphenated, Rod. No, it's Roger.

Roger. Rod, Roger.

Yeah, cool.

Anyway, great first half.

So good.

Terrence was on fire. He's special, and I've got to be honest, there's a lot of

schools looking at him.

Us?

We're a package deal.

What are you doing?

Oh, we see this all the time. It's fine. The package deal, right? Yeah.

His parents, there's his mom. Hey, Mom.

Ha -ha.

Yeah. There she is.

We had a talk about supervision and things that kids can get into in

Yeah, yeah. Well, all the time. People always pitch it to me. Yeah. For sure.

Yeah, well, I will keep an eye on you then, because you're going to be

with us next year. Yeah.

I'm going to go get them ready for the second half and show you what I do.

Sorry, I'm late.

Oh, let's go. Thanks, nice meeting you. Roger.

Another time.

So, uh, what does he do?

Yeah, you'll see.

Lisa, it's okay to have erotically charged fantasies about me, just not

school. It's not appropriate.

Same goes for you, Miss Trudy Dwyer. Just because you have huge pecs... And

cutting quips doesn't mean you can boss me around.

Simon, drum roll, please.

I'm sick and tired of people not seeing the real me.

That's why I've decided to drop all of my walls.

Howdy, partner.

I feel so liberated.

I'll never hide behind my walls ever again.

I owe Bobby an apology.

Jesus, the size of that thing.

Bravo!

Bravo!

Oh, my gosh. What a twist.

You get the ending? I don't get the ending.

I don't get any of it. Seriously, everyone, thanks so much for coming.

On behalf of all of us here at the Schnitzelberg Community Theater House.

I love the theater.

It's been a real thrill tonight. There is an after party, which I would like to

extend the invitation to my colleagues to join me for. Can you come, guys?

But I'm afraid not for the rest of you in the house.

Sincerely, thank you so much. Thank you.

Time out, ref. Time out. Bring it in.

All right, 10 -point lead.

Now you're going to see something called coaching.

We're going to shut it down. A little strategy, okay? We're going to control

ball. We're going to take our time.

Coach, isn't it a bit early? We're only up by 10.

This is my team, Terrence, not yours.

How many of you have seen Hoosiers?

Barbara Hershey.

Nobody's seen Hoosiers. You call yourself basketball players. Okay,

Anyway, from the Hoosiers playbook with my own little twist, we're going to

finish off this game by controlling the ball, making 12 passes before we take a

shot. Is that clear?

How many passes? 12 times.

No shot. I don't care if you're wide open, under the basket.

You make a pass till we've passed it 12 times.

This is... Terrence!

Do you want to play, Terrence?

This is my team, Terrence. You do not talk back.

See that guy over there in the suit? Is he looking?

All right.

Bring it in.

On three, Syracuse.

One, two, three. Syracuse!

Listen up.

You're supposed to say Syracuse there. Let's go.

Twelve passes. Twelve passes. Say it to yourself.

Let's do this.

Barbara was amazing in beaches.

Good rack.

All right.

That's it. Here we go.

That's right.

Nice, nice, nice.

Another one. Watch the shot clock. Good.

That's it.

Thank you.

That's it. That's it.

Another one.

Good. Throwing them. We're throwing them.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Don't shoot that. Six more. Six more.

Seven. That was six.

No, no. That's only six. Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Bring it out. Six more.

Six more. Okay.

Okay. A little quicker.

A little quicker.

All right?

Where are you going, Terrence?

Hello.

Jack, in.

I'm out.

Okay. You're tired.

He's tired. Have a break. Okay.

You will go back in when I say.

Hey, Jerry.

So, just a little update.

Terrence is going to go to Syracuse. Okay, good.

I think Roger feels the last time he's been with Terrence the better. Okay.

So, no, no.

Specifically, specifically, what did Roger say?

He specifically said...

You are a cancer.

Did he say you are a prostate cancer or you are a pancreatic cancer? Because

prostate cancer is treatable. You could be a treatable cancer.

I didn't say that.

You're a treatable cancer. Okay.

I guess I'm not going with him, right?

Okay.

That's not so bad.

Thank you.

Roger.

Hello, fans.

You guys missed a humdinger of a party last night. What happened?

I was, um...

I had an online course I'm studying for. Yeah, I didn't want to go, so...

Doesn't matter. What'd you think?

Why was I the transvestite? Wait a minute.

Why were we the transvestite? What?

Trudy Dwyer.

Oh. And do you have those weird fantasies about me?

No.

Those were just the names that popped into my head when I was writing it up on

my typewriter. Is that what's going on here? Names?

Well, that, and you might have given us a heads up that you were going to be

naked. I wasn't naked.

The character of Bob was. Take it up with him. Maybe he's still in here.

Hello, Bob, it's Robert.

Oh. You guys don't get art. That's the problem here. You're the reason the

theater in this country is dying.

Oh, yeah, we are.

Oh, there he is.

I laughed, I cried.

Brilliant performance.

Got another ticket for tonight.

Thank you, Simon. Be someone who understands culture.

I still don't understand why I was a transvestite. I get it.

Explain it to him. Oh, yeah. It's like you guys coming together to form a tasty

combo.

Half chocolate and half white person. You don't have to get it.

It's art. It's art.

I still don't understand why we had to see your piece.

Can't wait to see your piece again.

There you are.

Hey, Terrence. Hey, Coach.

So?

So?

Guess we're not going to Syracuse together.

No, we're not.

But you are.

You're going.

You're going to be a Syracuse Orangeman.

And that's what counts.

Listen, I don't know if it's possible, but maybe I could get some March Madness

tickets when you're there.

Probably not.

My parents don't want me talking to you. Yeah, I get it. But, hey.

Nobody cuts oranges like you, Coach.

Robert has a play?

Yeah, you should check that out. Really?

Yeah, there's nudity. What?

Really? Well, then I will.

Same with you, Miss... Mr. Trudy Dwyer, it's time for you people to see who I

really am.

Simon, drum roll please.

I'm sick and tired of people not seeing the real me.

That's why I've decided to drop all of my walls.

Charity .com.