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Here are your morning announcements.
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I'd like to remind my student council
that we have a meeting after school.
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We'd also like to congratulate the
girls' softball team, who took down St.
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2 -0.
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Next Wednesday, the chess club will be
meeting in Miss Amar's class, as the
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cafeteria will be closed after school.
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So how did it go?
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Good.
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And bad.
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I want details.
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Oh, God.
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Hey, Stephen, give me your seat.
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Why? Don't ask why. Just do as you're
told.
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Thank you. Bye -bye.
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Here, Stephen.
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You're not looking too good, Mr. James.
Not now, Jimmy. Oh, hey, that's a nice
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shiner, man.
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We should see the other guys.
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There's like six of them.
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Okay? Oh, I bet. So one guy got a shot
at it.
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Right? Yeah.
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You're lucky you weren't there. Grass
cutter.
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Okay, what happened after I left?
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I'm awesome.
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No, you're not, dude. Don't lie.
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I'm awesome. I'm driving around in my
mom's ride. I'm awesome. A quarter of my
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life gone by.
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I'm awesome.
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Everyone,
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I'd like to raise a glass to you all in
recognition of all your hard work.
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School can be like a rudderless ship
without the efforts and dedication of a
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hardworking crew.
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Here's to all of you.
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Thank you.
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Cheers, everyone.
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And?
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You know, when I think of our little
ragtag gang, which I often do, I like to
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think of it as a family. And much like a
family, you don't have to like the
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members of your family, but you do have
to love them. Robert.
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If I'm being honest. Robert, sit down.
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Sir, is this open bar for us? No.
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You know what we should do?
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Let's play the compliment game.
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I gotta go? No, no, no, it's fine.
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Okay. I don't have anything nice to say
about you anyway.
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Here's how it works.
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We'll go counterclockwise. I'll start
with you. I'll pay a compliment, and
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you can pay it forward or pay it
backward, whatever you like.
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The word father in the dictionary... Be
back. Okay, I'll get him later.
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Um... Lisa.
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You're in my compliment scope.
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You are easily the most consistently
organized...
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And I continue to be amazed.
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And you're clean.
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Aww. Cheers. Thank you, Robert.
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So, um, your turn.
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Huh? Go.
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Simon, you probably have something nice
to say to Robert, hey?
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Don't overthink it. Just say something.
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Aww.
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Yeah.
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That's the teacher party.
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Late.
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I have to stay, though, because Callahan
arranged it. Once he leaves, I leave.
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Give a couple hours, man.
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Alcohol plus time. It's an equation that
always equals fun.
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There's no fun to be had tonight with
them.
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Can't all be wild like you.
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True. Is that kiwi watermelon?
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Want me to get you another one? Why?
It's half full.
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Trying to get me wasted?
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Wow. Sir, I did not realize your life
outside of work was so interesting.
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You know, just because you work here
now, Jimmy, doesn't mean you can talk to
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when I'm here. So just stay away from
me.
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I got to clean this section, sir.
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Jimmy, it's incredibly thorough.
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Thank you. You know, you travel with a
pretty crazy crowd.
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What's the after party?
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Busting out the back end of the table?
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Okay, I'm only here because I have to
be. That is my crowd.
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Look at that.
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Right there.
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In a normal situation, I'd be sitting
with them.
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Because beautiful people hang out with
beautiful people.
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That girl. See that girl with the short
hair?
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That's my girl. And at the end of the
night, you know what happened? I'd go
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with that group of people. We'd party
some more.
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Probably skinny dip with some cops, some
watermelons.
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That's what's going to happen.
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That girl.
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Yeah, right. She would never talk to me.
She would never talk to her.
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I mean, if she were your therapist, then
she'd have to talk to you by the law.
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But besides that, no.
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I don't see it happening. Suddenly
you're a funny guy. Can't spell cat and
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you're 21.
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I'll show you both how I can talk to
that girl.
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You can learn something, little boy.
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Another one of these. I've got to get a
little tipsy before I go.
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No, I get it. That's good.
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I really like your dress, Mom. What?
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Oh, this is just so fun. What I meant
was you clean it real nicely.
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Oh, that's who you are. You're clean.
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You're nice. You're a clean guy.
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Ow!
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Sorry. Did it kick you?
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Yeah. It was just like a playful tap,
like a tap.
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Oh, I know what you're going to say. Do
you?
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Because I'm speechless.
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He's just so pretty, you know? It makes
me nervous.
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Well, I heard that his marriage is over.
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Hello. So, keep kicking.
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Cheers.
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Yoga instructor.
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Excuse me? You teach yoga.
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Not exactly.
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Really? I'm usually bang on with that.
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It's a useful skill to have.
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It's a skill, all right. That guy there?
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Wow.
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You are funny.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, uh... I got that.
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Seriously? It looked like I'm joking.
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It's very generous of you.
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You can be generous when you make $51
,000 a year.
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Sorry? 51 G's come into my house.
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I have a roommate.
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Is that net?
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Net.
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Right. Thank you for that. You're
welcome. I will be getting back to my
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Whoa!
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You sneaky devil.
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I'm not getting the whole table.
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$245.
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Brain egg.
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I'll give you $42 for your portion.
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No, that's fine.
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Good to meet you. Smooth.
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Thank you.
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Where's lover man?
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Flyer? No, he said he was tired. He was
going to go home.
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Well, then why aren't you going with
him? Come on, get in there. I tried.
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just not picking up what I'm throwing
down.
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May I join you fine ladies?
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No. Cheers.
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I should do that with you.
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Oh, Jimmy, the chick magnet. I get it.
Tight sleeves, good hair,
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dreamy eyes.
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Sink into those eyes.
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Oh, to be Jimmy for a day. First of all.
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It wouldn't have even mattered if it
wasn't for me.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, I softened her up. Now you're
cutting my grass.
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Your heat melted the icy exterior, and
now Jimmy's enjoying the chewy center.
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What are you talking about?
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He's never going to get her.
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She's a woman. He's a boy.
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Still, poor form, Jimmy.
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Poor form.
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No.
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I'm going to get her back.
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You know what?
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The Jerry I know would never take things
lying down.
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Thanks, bud.
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Jerry Smithers. I went to sleepaway camp
with him. He was a bulldog. Used to get
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in arguments every day with the stuff. I
kicked out on the second day of camp.
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Great story, Simon.
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You could really take a page out of that
Jerry's book.
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I won't. Because the other Jerry I know
has a heart of gold once you get to know
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him. Stop it.
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Jerry White.
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High school friend.
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He's a deaf mute, but if you read some
of the things he wrote, oh my goodness.
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He was a poet. Can I just be alone right
now for a second?
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Stay strong.
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You know, there's a third Jerry I know.
Oh, wouldn't there be a third Jerry? And
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that Jerry never gives up. Right.
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What's that Jerry's last name?
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D.
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That's not a last name.
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That's you.
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I'm not, my last name's not D, it's
Duncan.
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What? The kids call me Mr. D, but it
stands for Duncan. Jerry Duncan's my
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Since when?
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What are you, are you kidding me? Lord.
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What do you think, I'm D period?
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Duncan. Holy mackerel. You're not
helping.
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Duncan.
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No, I don't like that. All right.
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I've got to reassess things.
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Okay, what are you doing? Get away. Why
did you come here?
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I don't even remember.
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Thanks again, Ms. Mason, for letting me
shadow you for the next few weeks. I
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also volunteered at a school when I
started studying education.
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Well, here's the teaching.
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Gin and tonic?
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Oh, no, thank you. I'm going to stick
with my soda water tonight.
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That's no fun.
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You know, he's, uh...
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Bus boy, right?
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Excuse me?
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Probably makes about $20 ,000 a year.
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Or maybe tops.
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We were actually in the middle of having
a conversation.
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Yeah, come on, Mr. D.
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Don't call me that here.
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Okay, you know what? Why don't you go
hang out with, I don't know, Mr. Cheely
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over there? He seems like your speed.
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Yeah, no, I think I'll hang out here
because... Simon! Come here!
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Quick, quick, quick!
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Hold the chair. Hold the chair. I'm
going to go up on the bar. Hold the
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You hold this chair.
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Okay, now you stay there. No, no, no,
stay there. No, don't come up. I need
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to stay there and do the back up, okay?
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So many times before now, baby.
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That's why.
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No, you were mad. That's what did it.
Don't push me, Bill.
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Damn it.
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Scooch in. No, no, no, no. No, Scooch
in. I'm going to get going.
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No, I think you might want to hang
around a little bit. I have had enough,
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want to go home.
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The night is young, Bobby, and I took
care of it.
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What?
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I laid the groundwork.
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Okay, what kind of groundwork?
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He's ripe for the picking.
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English. I don't know what you're
saying.
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I gave him a little something, and he
won't be going anywhere anytime soon.
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My God, you drugged him?
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No, I did not. Okay. I just gave him a
few Jaeger bombs.
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Hi!
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You're welcome.
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Well, Maya, this is a work event, and
you'll learn when you become a teacher
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that you can go out with colleagues so
long as you keep it professional.
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What's the worst that could happen?
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Sometimes when people drink, they say
and do things they regret.
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Come on, let your hair down. Don't be so
boring. Do you think I'm boring? Is
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that what the students are saying? Do
you know how exhausting it can be to
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always be the responsible one every
single day? Do you know how tiring that
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All right, ladies, I'm out of here. Have
fun.
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Not too much fun.
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What am I saying? You?
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Don't feel bad, buddy. We all lose it
eventually.
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I haven't lost it. That's a good point.
You can't really lose something you
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never had. Oh, God.
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Is this seat taken?
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No, it's all yours.
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Emma. Oh, Jerry. Hi.
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Well, that was a great performance
earlier, Jerry.
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I love that song.
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Oh, me too. Thank you, Emma.
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You know, my friend and I were saying
you've got some great moves, too.
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Oh, so someone did notice. Thank you.
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You got that.
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Really open hips.
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Yeah.
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Do you ever train in ballet?
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No. I stretch.
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A lot.
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Well, it shows.
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Do you want a drink, Emma?
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Cooler? Two banana raspberries. Me and
my friend were just leaving.
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Ah, too bad for me.
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But see, why don't you join us?
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You know, see where the night takes us.
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You mean...
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Be fun, right?
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Yes. Are you listening to this? Oh,
yeah.
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Woo!
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Is that what you're saying?
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Oh, man.
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No drinks, because I'm leaving with Emma
and her friend.
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So you can handle that?
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Can I handle it? You think I can handle
it? Yeah.
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Apparently, Emma and her friend think I
can handle it.
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He's into it.
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I am, duh.
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Terry, this is my husband, Ted.
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Blue.
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You already said yes.
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Who refers to their husband as their
friend in a... Well, of course he's my
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friend. He's my best friend. Why
wouldn't I got married otherwise?
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Is there a problem?
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There's a problem. Because you tricked
me. You tricked me.
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And I don't have to follow through
because I said yes. All right? But no
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uses the word friend in that way and
then substitutes a
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burly -looking husband.
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Sorry. So are you coming?
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No, I'm not coming.
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All right, let's go.
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Well, it was very nice to meet you
anyway.
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Yeah, nice to meet you too.
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Weirdo. I think you ruined their night.
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Oh, here he comes.
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Don't come over here.
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Please, Paul.
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Don't come near me. Don't come near me.
Don't come near me.
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Oh, gosh, Paul.
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Please stop.
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Get your hands off me.
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Stop.
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Can you stop?
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Did you just see what happened?
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Jimmy leaving with your chewy core.
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Yeah. He's unstoppable.
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No. I just got propositioned by a woman.
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No. For a threesome. No way. Yes way.
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Oh. Two guys, one girl. I'm just saying.
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For a threesome. What's going on? Why
are you still here?
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I'm not going to go home with a girl and
a guy.
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It sends quite a message to Jimmy. You
make sure you tell him I got to tell
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Yeah, I'll let him know.
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Absolutely.
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Which message?
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That I'm a man, he's a boy, and I'm not
past my prime. He knows that. I don't
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think he's going to get that.
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Who would he think he is with a young
buck attitude and a strong physique?
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I'm strong.
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Very strong.
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Jimmy's probably a bit stronger, but
you're a strong man, for sure. I'm
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than Jimmy. I'm stronger than you, and
I'm stronger than you. All right, see
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strong you are, Jimmy.
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No, put your arm just like this. Okay.
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Up. Like that? I'm going to pull your
fist down.
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You're going to what? I'm going to pull
your fist down. Really?
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I'm going to lend this some thought.
Bill, shut up. Bill, shut your mouth,
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please. Show them how strong I am.
You're not going to pull my fist down
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those weak arms.
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Oh, okay.
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Let's go. Come on. Do it, Jerry. Pull
really hard. What a man you are. I know
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what to do.
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Pull hard.
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Pull hard. Be a man.
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Jerry! Bye -bye!
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Come on, Jerry. That's a stupid game.
Why would you do that? I can't believe
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didn't know that.
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Leapstompers? Yep.
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Let's not talk about this ever again, K.
Robert.
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On the DL?
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Yeah. Gotcha.
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Who's gonna walk this off?
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Thank you, Benjamin. Thank you, Natalie.
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Before we wrap up today's assembly, I
just want to take this opportunity to
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introduce you to Xavier Academy's new
librarian.
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Please join me in giving a warm welcome
to Ms.
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Turdy. Turdy. Ms. Turdy. I beg your
pardon. Please join me in welcoming Mr.
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Hi, Mr. D.
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Are you kidding me?
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Can you believe that? Another Mr.
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D. It's not Mr. D. She's Miss Turdy.
Miss Turdy. Miss Turdy. Miss Turdy. Miss
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Turdy. Thank you.
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I'm very excited to be joining the staff
at Xavier Academy, and I'm looking
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forward to seeing you all between the
covers of the book at the library.
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She seems nice.
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Okay.
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Thank you, Mr. D.
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All right, let's get out there.
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Study hard.
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Dismissed.
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I like your hammock, Mason. It's so fun.
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Oh, thank you.
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Just trying something different.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, look at this. This is a little,
yeah, well, got in a fight.
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Anyway, I'm sure this is a bit
uncomfortable for you more, but I just
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to know that I'm not going to bring up
what you said to me last night.
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What did I say to you last night?
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Tried to get me to come home with you
and your husband at the bar. What do you
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mean? What did you say?
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I have no idea what you're talking
about. Hey, secrets.
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I'm fine with that.
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Speaking of secrets, you should know
that I am Mr. Duncan, but the kids call
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Mr. D, so maybe they could just call you
Emma because you're not really a
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teacher anyway.
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Well, my name is Mr. D.
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We both can't be Mr.
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D. My name is Mr.
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D. It's not shortened. There is no short
form.
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It's the whole thing. I'll go with Miss
Turd. My name is Mr. D. I'm Mr. D. I'm
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Mr. D, the boss of the library, okay?
Miss Turd.
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I'm excited to work with you.
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Work period, everyone.
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Work period.
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Work period.
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Yeah.
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Why are you what, sir?
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All right, we're not going to do work
today.
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We are going to play a little game
called Heads Up, Seven Up.
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So shut your eyes, put your heads on
your
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desk, and let's play.
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Sir, aren't you supposed to pick seven
people?
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Yeah, we're not doing that part today,
okay?
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Too many fruity flavor.
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