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We'll be arriving in Raleigh in
approximately 15 minutes.

It'll actually put us about five minutes
ahead of schedule.

Thank you very much, and see you at the
ground. Okay. I'll see you then. Bye

-bye.

I once sat beside a guy on a flight to L
.A. and made a 45 -minute call from a

second call. I'm like, can you imagine
that?

I'm on that phone, though.

He was a nervous flyer, kind of like
you.

I'm not nervous.

Can I buy you a drink?

It'll calm you down.

I am calm, thanks. Well, it can't hurt
to be a calmer, can it?

Hey,

white wine for two.

Okay, just put them there.

Okay.

Thanks for being my pack mule.

You make it a habit of kissing mules?

Just one.

Not sure how I should take that.

Then again, I don't really care.

Are we still on for later?

Hi. Hi.

Are we still on for later?

I'm not the psychic in the room.

No, but you were the one who kept me
here working the last two nights and

me all this filing to do.

Just let me know.

Keep myself free.

So, did you have a dream about the
DeMarco case?

No, and I don't think I will.

That's all right. I don't really think
it's a case anyway. I think it's just a

marriage crisis.

But DeMarco's the judge, so...

He'll keep himself free.

Isn't he lovely?

Or he doesn't have much of a social
life.

That's nice.

Kill the romance.

Speaking of which, what's going on with
your secret admirer?

Still a secret.

You could find out, you know. Sunny and
I could help. No, thanks.

Okay, do you really want to spend your
nights just like... What do you do with

your nights?

I read, watch movies, work out.

Think about your secret admirer.

Why don't you have a dream about Judge
DeMarco for me?

You're changing the subject.

As fast as I can.

Hey, did you find anything?

No. Whoever he is, he's good.

Whatever he sends are flowers, gifts. He
always tips the clerks to keep his

secret.

But I did lift a couple of prints from
the cards, but nothing came up in this

file. I'm stuck.

Hmm.

So run a profile.

I watch TV. I know about these things.
I'm not going to run his profile.

Our boss is getting romantic gifts every
48 hours, and we have no idea from who.

Is this not bugging you? No, it's
killing me. So run the profile.

Sorry about that. That's no problem.

So you okay in there?

Miss? Is everything alright?

Sir? Please return to your seat. We're
live with you. Listen, listen. The woman

who was sitting beside me is in there.
She's been in there a long time. Please

return to your seat, sir. Look.

Return to your seat.

Ma 'am, do you need any triptan?

Where'd she go?

Where'd she go?

How do you get out of a locked box?

Captain, I think we have a problem.

What do you know about North Carolina?

The state bird's the winter red bird.

You're kidding, right?

I wouldn't kid about state birds. I
learned all 50 in the fourth grade.

Why do you ask?

There's a disappearance in Raleigh. I
need you to go there.

Alone? With an agent.

Where will you be?

I'll be here working on the DeMarco
case.

Which might not even be a case,
according to you. A new one may not be

but Agent Riker will go with you to find
out.

Hey, Chet, you ever been to North
Carolina?

No, but the state vegetable's a sweet
potato.

You two will get along just fine.

So, we have Stacy Drake,

age 26.

Ticket agent for the airline in New
York, and she was flying here on a

And? She never got off the plane.

She disappeared off a plane in midair?

All we have are the bloodstains in the
restroom and the guy who was sitting

to her.

I've already missed the sales pitch I
flew back for, Agent Riker.

Any chance that I'll make my lunch
meeting?

Because if not, I'm available.

I mean, I'm available for Miss
Mastroianni. Not you. No offense.

None taken.

Coffee? Anyone?

No. No, thanks. No.

So, what sort of security operations do
you run, Mr. Leland?

Call me Paul.

High -end security hardware.

You know, burglar alarms, cameras, that
kind of thing.

A lot of ex -cops in the security
business.

Were you ever in law enforcement, Paul?

Thought about it until I saw what it
paid.

And you can't show a lady a good time on
a cop's salary.

Oh, yeah.

Welcome to my miserable world.

What can you tell me about your seatmate
on the flight?

She was real cute.

Not all that friendly.

Maybe she didn't like flying.

Maybe she didn't like you?

How's that possible?

To be honest, Paula, I don't get it
either. I mean, a nice guy like you

up a conversation on a flight, you'd
think she'd appreciate it.

Instead, she takes her things and walks
away.

Well, she didn't walk away. I mean, she
went to the can.

I watched her walk up the aisle.

I wanted to check out the whole package,
if you know what I mean.

I know exactly what you mean.

So, you like the package?

Oh, yeah.

I definitely have to find this woman.

Did she tell you anything about herself?

No, no, she didn't talk much.

She should have bought her a drink.

That's what I'd do.

She didn't want one.

How about you, hon?

You feel like a drink? You look a little
tense.

It's nausea.

Thanks for your help, Paul.

We'll contact you if there's anything
else.

Anytime, buddy.

You're a pig.

Excuse me?

You're a sexist, disgusting pig.

Is that what you think?

Yeah. Hard not to.

Good.

And he thought so, too.

People talk more if they think you're
like they are.

Oh, I see. So that was just an act.

Riker.

Who and where?

Thanks.

Stacy Drake's grandmother just filed a
report on her.

She lives right here in Raleigh.

Well, now we know who she was going to
visit.

Well, you didn't answer my question.
That was just an act, right?

How can someone disappear off a plane in
mid -flight?

They can't.

Is there any way she could have gotten
into the cargo hold from inside the

passenger cabin? Not without a
blowtorch, and I think they make you

at security.

But just in case, we practically
dismantled the passenger cabin,

secret compartments or hidden passages
into the cargo hold.

Any way to leave the lavatory besides
the door?

Or flushing yourself?

You could remove the floor.

or the sink assembly, but that would
take a lot of time and tools.

And even assuming someone stacked the
tools in there for her, she didn't have

enough time to take it out, much less
put it back.

Okay.

What do we know about the other people
on the plane?

We have 217 passengers, eight crew
members.

Any no -shows?

Two.

We're still running background checks on
all of them. So far, no paroled

killers, ex -cons, or wanted felons were
on board, nor anyone flying under a

false identity.

What are you doing?

Trying to figure out how someone
disappeared in midair. How about trying

a federal court judge who disappeared on
a fishing trip?

Right. The DeMarco case. It's gotten
bigger.

There's a second person missing.

There is?

His 22 -year -old secretary. The same
one he secretly bought breast implants

this Christmas.

Gee, what a coincidence.

Okay, I think I hear my phone ringing.

Alan, I should be in Raleigh
investigating this case.

He leaves tonight at 7 .15.

Good. For Loon Lake, Illinois.

One of the judge's favorite fishing
holes.

That is not a case. It's a midlife
crisis.

It's a federal court judge who has made
a lot of enemies on the bench. And he

has a wife whose father just happens to
be the deputy director of the FBI.

Stacy called last week.

She said she was going to catch the 748
out of JFK, land at Raleigh -Durham at 9

.30, take a cab and be here by 11 .15.

She had planned it to the minute?

Oh, yes, so responsible, so serious.

She and her brother, both the same.

I don't think either of them ever took a
moment for themselves.

Do you know she's 24 years old? She's
never been to Europe.

Neither have I.

Is that weird?

I was just happy for her when she took
the job with the airline because it

free travel. I hoped she'd see the
world, but instead she used the tickets

fly back and forth between New York and
here.

To see you?

Oh, partly, yes. And that was nice. I
missed a lot of her growing up.

But it was mostly to see her boyfriend,
Bruce.

Bruce Keller. He loads those plastic
trays of plastic food onto airplanes.

Can you describe the relationship?

He's 30 years old, and he deposits 15 %
of every paycheck into his retirement

account.

He's just like her. They're perfect for
each other.

Well, maybe they're right.

I love traveling, but I've missed a lot.

Birthdays, graduations.

And when Stacy's parents died, my
husband and I were picking olives on

What could have happened to Stacy on
that plane?

I mean, how could she disappear in
midair?

We don't know, Mrs. Larkin.

But we'll find out.

I missed a lot of Stacy's childhood.

And I promised I would not make the same
mistake with her.

So you think it's real?

It's real.

She's in trouble.

Stacy was on a plane.

She saw a man, no face, but I could see
his hands and they were dripping blood.

He's after her.

And then there was a skull outside of
the window.

Shouldn't you come down here?

That's up to Coyle. He wants me here on
the DeMarco thing right now. Get me the

evidence and summary as soon as they
come in. Are you too busy to talk right

now?

Stacy didn't just get off the plane
midair, though whatever happened,

on the ground.

Get Riker to check out anyone who had
access to that plane when it landed.

Well, that would include her boyfriend?

Yeah. Go with Riker and let me know what
you find.

You're wasting your time investigating
that flight.

Don't you care what happened to your
girlfriend, Mr. Skeller?

Of course I do, which is why I want you
to check out every possibility.

Ever occur to you that maybe Daisy
wasn't on that flight?

Maybe somebody was impersonating her in
order to get a free ride?

That doesn't seem likely.

Right. It's much more likely that she
vanished from a plane in midair. Or

she was on the plane when it landed, and
someone snuck her off.

You need security clearance to get near
the plane.

Excuse me, what are you doing?

You might have to take out a couple
pieces, but you could put her in here.

What, you think I took her off the
plane?

You have security clearance, Mr.
Skeller.

You could have taken one of those food
carts off the plane before the FBI

it down.

Look, if she's afraid of something, we
can probably help her.

We can tell us where she is.

Look, I don't know what you're talking
about.

It was my day off. I wasn't even here.

So Stacy flew into town without telling
you. You two having some trouble?

She doesn't always call me when she's on
a run.

Sometimes she heads right back to New
York on the next flight.

What kind of run? I thought she was a
ticket agent.

She moonlights as a courier, part -time
for Triax Multiproducts.

She flies packages for them.

Packages?

Sensitive, corporate stuff that has to
be hand -delivered. They have somebody

meet her there at the airport, pick up
the package from her when she lands.

If she was on a run, they would have
reported her missing, right?

Gregory Dayton, Senior Vice President of
Worldwide Operations.

I understand you're here about Stacey
Drake.

It's just horrible.

We're all praying that she's safe.

Did you know her well?

Not at all, I'm afraid. We have over 1
,100 employees in 16 offices around the

world. I'd like to get to know them all
personally, but it's just not possible.

Especially for an outside contractor
like her.

Outside contractor?

Miss Drake was a personal courier. She
worked for us part -time for the past

three years.

Was anybody here close to her?

She just came into the building long
enough to pick up her packages and go.

Now, did Stacy ever carry anything of
value?

No, only to us.

Contracts, financial papers, that sort
of thing.

Why not use FedEx?

There are some documents that are just
too important for a delivery service.

What was Stacy delivering when she
disappeared?

Well, nothing.

According to her file, she hasn't made a
delivery for us in the past ten weeks.

Thank you for your time, Mr. Dayton.

Listen, I'm glad I could be of help.

Good luck.

So what now, back to Raleigh?

Hold on.

Atlanta.

I found a body.

Stacen? No.

My brother.

Hey. Hey, we get both of you.

What happened to the DeMarco case?

Solved. I was right. Marriage crisis.

Carla went all hands on this one.

And Stacy Drake's disappearance showed
up in USA Today.

Whoa. Of course that has nothing to do
with us being here with four resources.

What have we got?

The victim is the missing woman's older
brother, Mark Drake, junior partner in

the law firm.

Street cleaner noticed a funny smell
coming from the trunk this morning.

It's been dead at least 36 hours.

Anybody touch this guy yet?

No. He's waiting for you.

He's got multiple stab wounds, but his
chest looks like a hunting knife.

I'll know more after the autopsy.

Most of these wounds are non -lethal.

He was tortured?

Well, they knew what they were doing. He
didn't die until they wanted him to.

Put up a good fight. He's got defensive
wounds on his hands.

Swap his fingernails. Maybe he scratched
some DNA off his killer.

Call the law firm. Get his files.

Get his phone records and credit card
bills from the last month.

Jeff?

What?

I've just never seen violence like that
before.

I shouldn't have brought you here.
Sorry.

Who is it?

It's me.

What's up?

Hey, I saw the guy with the bloody hands
again.

And a bunch of umbrellas.

All black, except for one which was red.

And it was held by a skeleton.

Who was standing in front of the big
door?

Was there anything to identify the door
or where it might be?

Yeah, there was a knocker on it.

Like a gold ring in its jaws.

And it was raining.

Well, just grab the door and knock it to
Sonny. She'll try to track it down.

Is there something else?

Yeah,

just seeing Mark Drake's body.

It was awful.

I don't know if I could ever get used to
that.

I don't know. He should.

Anybody should.

Hazlitt. I hope I didn't wake you, boss.

Who sleeps?

What do you got?

The blood in the plane is Stacy Drake's.
I matched the DNA to a hair follicle in

her suitcase.

You're the best, honey.

It gets better.

What if I told you we got video from the
airport that shows Stacy's boyfriend

was there when the plane landed?

Who

is

it? FBI, open up, Skeller.

It's four in the morning. Open up,
Skeller.

Put some clothes on. You're coming with
us.

What? Why?

You lied to us.

You were at the airport when Stacy's
plane arrived. Now we want to know the

rest. Okay, okay. Look, I was at the
airport.

But it's not what you think.

Is Stacy here?

No. Who does this belong to? It's mine.

Bruce came to the airport to see me.

I work in the gift shop. My ID's on the
floor by my shoes.

Why didn't you mention this before?

He was protecting me.

I'm kind of married.

All right, look.

I love Stacy and everything, but this is
just kind of like... Exercise.

Whatever. Just put some clothes on. I
need a statement from the both of you.

Okay, let's go over it.

Stacy Drake, an airline ticket agent and
part -time courier for Tri -X

Multiproducts. Disappears in an airplane
bathroom.

Not long after that, her brother Mark is
tortured to death. Not a coincidence,

but what's the connection?

Let's start with the big question. Who
took Stacy off the plane and how?

Well, her boyfriend lied once. He could
be lying again.

I examined those food service carts.

There was no sign that Stacy was ever in
one.

What I did find convinced me never to
eat airplane food again.

Even if Skeller did take her off the
plane, why would he do that?

And did she go willingly or not?

Not.

She was terrified. I could feel it in
the dream.

She was running from someone.

I saw what they did to her brother. I'd
run too.

What do we know about Trax
Multiproducts?

Basically, they're corporate tax
specialists.

But they do a lot more than that. My
research shows them operating under

names in the development business,
mostly third world. What kind of

Clean them back to wards, build
infrastructures, anything with high cash

and corruption.

So they aren't saints.

Doesn't necessarily tie them to this.

Maybe she's in Atlanta.

Might explain why her brother was
murdered.

Or maybe she killed him. Take Jess's
description of the door. See if you can

match it with anything in Raleigh or
Atlanta.

Hazlitt.

Thanks.

Looks like Keller isn't the only one
who's lied to her.

I've got to go see Leland.

You two out front.

Go.

We heard 50 ,000 for you.

Paul Leland.

FBI.

Tell me where she is.

Who?

Stacy Drake.

She was just a lady I sat next to on a
flight. I don't know her. But you know

her brother.

You called him from the plane.

And then you killed him.

I never called the guy.

I never even heard of Mark Drake.

You charged a call to him on your credit
card.

That card was stolen.

He's going to call it in.

Sure you were.

Mr. Drake was murdered soon after that
call.

It's too bad I didn't call him. I work
in security.

I could have used my services.

I think you provided your services for
him and his sister, the woman you were

shadowing on the plane.

Shadowing's a strong word. I might have
peaked down her blouse.

You know, your security consultant for
the company she worked for.

Do you follow all of their couriers?

So what do you think happened?

Made her disappear off a jet in mid
-flight?

I suspect you're capable of doing
whatever is necessary.

Thank you.

Can I use you as a recommendation?

Or can I take you out for the biggest
steak they've got in Buford? How about

that? I don't think so.

Sure. Wouldn't hurt to put a little meat
on those bones. We'll be in touch.

Certainly hope so.

I can find my own way.

Something you forgot to mention in our
last discussion, Mr. Dayton.

Well, well, well.

It's always good to surround yourself
with lawyers.

It really makes you look innocent.

Triax Multiproducts have been
cooperating fully with the FBI's

we do with all legitimate government
inquiries.

Mr. Dayton said that Stacey Drake wasn't
working for Triax Multiproducts when

she disappeared.

That was a lie. We've discovered a
possibility that the records that Mr.

quoted are inaccurate. We're working to
update our files now. And when you

neglected to mention that Stacey Drake's
seatmate, Paul Leland, was another

member of your happy family, was that
cooperating fully?

I didn't know where she was. And you
expect me to know who she's sitting next

on an airplane?

Yes, before we go any further, I'd like
to see some identification, please.

And hers.

Mine? Oh, uh, I don't really have one,
but I have a pass to get me in a

building. She's a consultant, not an
agent.

Well, she'll have to wait outside.

She's with me.

Then you may both wait outside until you
can show us the proper credentials.

I know why you're here.

Where's Ed?

It's hard when you know things and
people won't listen.

I heard you talking the other day when
you were in. I'm sorry I didn't mean to

eavesdrop. I'm okay.

I'm Jess.

Elias.

You're here about Stacey Drake, aren't
you? How she disappeared?

I read about it in the papers.

Stacey wasn't the first.

Look, Mr. Dayton, I know Stacey Drake
was carrying something for this company

when she disappeared.

And at the same time, one of our
employees probably left the bathroom

washing their hands.

As Senior VP of Operations, I wouldn't
know about that either.

What Mr.

Dayton means is... Oh, I know what he
means.

Most people only use two words to say
it.

We didn't get anything. I couldn't get
past the lawyers.

You should have tried the secretary.

The secretary told Jess about a courier
named Peter Owen.

He worked for Triax Multiproducts until
he died six months ago.

How? Rode his mountain bike off a cliff.

Okay, help me out here, Brooke.

Isn't the whole point of mountain biking
that it's dangerous?

How does that get us to Triax
Multiproducts murdering him? Apparently

very experienced rider.

Which many probably took greater risk.
Is there a coroner's report on this? It

got lost.

That's just not good enough. I need more
than that.

One of the couriers died, another goes
missing.

Both within six months?

Two out of hundreds of employees with a
record like that, OSHA will probably

give them a medal.

Why are you fighting me on this? I'm not
fighting you on this, Brooke.

I'm pushing you. What's that one called?

I've got the brass, the press, every
magician from here to Las Vegas

to know how Stacy Drake disappeared off
that plane. And I am telling you, Triax

Multiproduct is behind it. Judge
Tompkins doesn't feel the same.

The request for a search warrant has
been denied.

Do I have your permission to keep
looking into them? I can't do that,

Maybe we could get Judge DeMarco to
grant the warrant.

He owes us one.

How many times do I have to apologize
for the DeMarco case?

I'll forget DeMarco if you give me this
one.

It's a deal.

How's Jeff?

She's well.

She's with Sonny trying to decipher a
dream.

Good. I have to be careful what I expose
her to.

Sonny told me she was pretty shaken up
after she saw Mark Drake's body.

Yeah, I should have kept her away.

Well, context and exposure to real cases
help her to sharpen her dreams.

True, but this line of work comes with a
price, Alan. We both know that.

Jess. Hi.

I thought you were working with Sonny.

Yeah, we couldn't make any more sense
out of the dream, so we thought we'd do

something useful.

Peter Owen, he lived in Bayonne, New
Jersey, and his wife doesn't believe the

official story of his death.

I guess teaching the file system wasn't
such a bad idea after all.

Are you sure this is Peter Owen's house?

There's

good

money being a courier.

Only when you're dead.

This is Owen. I'm Brooke Hazlett. This
is Jess Mastroianni.

Hi. Kind of young, aren't you?

Yeah, that's the general consensus.

Welcome to our dream home.

Please, have a seat.

Did you remarry?

Mine and Peter's.

Our dream house because we knew we would
only be able to afford it in our

dreams.

Well, you're here now.

Peter, he didn't make very much money.

He was a part -time musician, part -time
courier.

What he did make, he put into life
insurance.

That was thoughtful.

I didn't want the money.

I didn't care about the house.

I hate this place.

Why do you stay here?

Because the dream of living in a place
like this... That's all I have left of

him.

It's the only way I can keep him alive.

First, they took him away from me.

And then they stole everything I had to
remember him by.

Who did? Tri -X Multiproducts.

The day after I moved in here, there was
a break -in.

Cops say that it was just random.

Just like they say his death was just an
accident.

So you think it wasn't random?

They took everything that belonged to
Peter.

They didn't take anything of mine.

Why do you think they tried to kill your
husband?

This is useless.

It's not going to bring him back.

But we can find whoever killed him and
bring them to justice.

There's another courier, a young woman.

We think they may try to hurt her too.

I just can't talk about it anymore.

Thanks for your help.

Was it Peter's?

Yeah, he bought it the day before he
died. I haven't used it.

Diamonds.

These diamonds have no identification
marks of any kind.

Extremely valuable, virtually
untraceable, easy to transport.

Perfect for hiding assets from the
taxman.

Does this make sense to somebody?

Companies hire Triax multi -products to
help them stash profits where

governments can't find them. Offshore
bank accounts, shell companies.

It's shady, but it's technically legal.
But if they are funneling their clients'

profits into untraceable diamonds, that
is corporate money laundering.

Okay, so how did Peter Owen get these
diamonds?

I think he found out what he was
carrying. He stole one or two for

hoped that no one would notice.

But they did, and they killed him for
it.

Maybe Stacy was greedy, too.

The company asked her brother a few
polite questions. He didn't give them

right answers, so they got impolite. It
fits, and it makes sense of your

visions. How?

Peter Owen was the skeleton with the red
umbrella.

The raindrops are the diamonds, and
maybe the man with the bloody hand is

killer going after Stacy.

Okay, but how did Sissy get off the
airplane in midair?

No, I didn't say it solved everything.

Any luck tracking down these lionhead
door knockers?

There are hundreds of them in Atlanta
and Raleigh, thousands nationwide.

Okay, so then let's break it down. Let's
just focus on the gold. That could be a

place, a street, a business.

Okay, I'll check for places with gold in
the name.

Jess? Yeah.

I just remembered there was something
shiny in my dream.

The man with the bloody hands, he had
a... like a mirror in front of his face.

And I saw Stacy's reflection in it.

Here we go.

Everything gold and golden in Atlanta
and Raleigh.

Oh, we are going to be here for a while.
Golden Manor, golden... Any charges on

Leland's stolen credit card in the last
12 hours?

Hold on a second.

A room charge last night at the Golden
Savannah Hotel.

Check out their webpage.

Does the lion statue with the gold ring
count? Call the Atlanta police. Have

them meet us at the airport.

We missed her.

Stacy Drake was here last night.

She charged us for ruining my credit
card.

If she was here, the diamonds were with
her.

Second five.

Check everything.

Excuse me.

Stacey?

It's okay. I'm with the FBI. You're
safe.

The men who were after me are upstairs.

Stay with you. Okay.

Don't do it.

Hold it. Don't move.

Keep them up.

Come on.

You didn't report your card stolen
because you wanted Stacy to leave you

back to her.

I'll be out by dinner time.

You could join me.

I bet this was a knife that killed Daisy
Drake's brother. Bag it.

Read him his rights.

By the time I realized what they were
doing, it was too late.

I was an accomplice.

If I went to the police, the company
would make it seem as though I was a

willing accomplice.

Or worse, they would...

They would do to me what they did to
Peter.

He was killed as a warning to all of us.

So you disappeared and went to your
brother for help with the diamonds as

evidence.

You're going to blow the whistle on
them.

I couldn't call him from home.

Because after Peter was killed, they
were watching their couriers very, very

carefully.

And I figured that my, you know, that my
phone would be tapped and my credit

card tagged.

So I, um, I borrowed the credit card
from the man sitting next to me.

And I called Mark from the plane.

And I obviously didn't know that this
man worked for Triax Multiproducts.

And I led him straight to Mark.

So how did you get off the plane?

I think I know.

You went into the bathroom.

And changed into men's clothes.

That's right.

And my carry -on bag was reversible, so
I... I just put my old clothes in there

and I... I came out and I sat at the
back of the plane.

Well, what about the blood in the
bathroom?

Oh, I... There was a lot of turbulence
that I cut myself.

Pretty amazing disappearing act.

It's all for nothing, wasn't it?

Mark is dead.

Those bastards are going to get what
they deserve. They were arrested an hour

ago.

Leland has cut a deal. He'll testify
against them for life in prison instead

the death penalty.

I can't believe it.

Stevie.

So how did you know that Stacey was the
guy at the hotel?

In your dream, you saw her reflection in
the man's face, so I thought maybe I

should be looking for a woman who's the
guy at the man.

Have you got it?

This is one psychological profile of
Brooks Mystery Man based on the gifts

received, his need for secrecy, and
various psychological models in the

database. And?

And. Well, I can tell you that,
scientifically, that Brooks Mystery Man

is in his early 30s, white, under 5 '6",
at least 40 pounds of her weight, with

a strong attachment to his mother, huge
comic book collection, and...

Videos of every show that Heather
Locklear has ever done.

Oh, my God.

Should we tell her?

What kind of question is that?

No, no, we should not tell her. Why not?

You've heard the expression, should we
be the messenger?

I don't want to be the messenger.

I think we should tell her. Oh, of
course you do. What do you care? You're

psychic. You're going to end up doing
conventions and stuff like that and

parties with me.

No, I'm not even going to go there.

Okay, Sunny, our friend is being wooed
by a short square man who has a major

thing for his mother and Wonder Woman.
Heather Locklear. Whatever. We have to

tell her before she embarrasses me.

Pro -Catholic? Eric Renard?

Yeah, you remember.

Wow, you haven't changed since high
school.

Come on.

Well, except you're even more beautiful
now.

Thank you.