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Lady Godiva was a freedom rider.
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She didn't care if the whole world
looked.
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Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her.
She was a sister who really could.
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Isadora was the first bra burner. Ain't
you glad she showed up?
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Oh, yeah.
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When the country was falling apart,
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up.
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And then there's Maude. And then there's
Maude. And then there's Maude. And then
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there's Maude. And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
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That uncompromising, enterprising,
anything but tranquilizing. La, la, la,
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La, la, la, la, la.
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La, la, la, la, la.
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La, la, la, la, la. Mr. Naugatown, will
you please hurry it up?
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I have to leave for my sales meeting. I
haven't even finished packing yet.
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All right, all right. Don't get your
trousers in a twit.
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And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going
to take this little chap and give him a
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few drops of alcohol.
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Then we'll have a potted plant.
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She's in love, she's in love, she's in
love, she's in love.
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She's in love with a wonderful...
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Who's in love with a wonderful guy,
Mort? Certainly not me.
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Thank you, sweetheart. Right on time
with my morning insult.
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Walter, I am so excited. I am so
excited.
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Carol had another date last night with
that same man she's been seeing for
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weeks. Who's the lucky guy? She hasn't
told me yet, but, Walter, it's very
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important. Honey, this could be it. She
has seen him every night for the past
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two weeks.
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Thursday night, she didn't get in until
2 o 'clock. Friday night, it was 2 .30.
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Saturday and Sunday, well after 4. And
Lord only knows what time she got in
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night. Oh, it has to be love, Walter.
She's ruining her health.
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Marilyn, love, that's wonderful. Where
is she?
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She must still be asleep. She probably
can't tear herself away from her dream.
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Honey, I forgot.
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My, you're getting tall.
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Shows what a little fertilizer will do.
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This is no guitar.
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Not you, Mum.
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Him. You have to talk to plants, you
know, so they'll grow.
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Oh, come on, Mrs. Naugatuck. You can't
make things grow by talking to them. Who
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says? Who says?
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Dick Cavett had a talk show for three
years and never grew an inch.
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Here it is.
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We got a postcard from Philip. He is
having a ball up in Vermont.
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Boy, Carol will be so happy to see this.
I'm going to slide it under her door so
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she sees it as soon as she wakes up.
I'll take it up. I have to finish
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Oh, okay. Now, listen, honey.
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Honey, please, sweetheart, don't disturb
her. The poor child needs her sleep.
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Boy, does she need her sleep.
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Uh, Carol, honey, aren't you overdressed
a bit to go out for the morning paper?
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Mother, I'm not going out for the
morning paper. I'm just getting in.
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All right, come on. Come on, come on,
come on, Carol.
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Don't you have a little news for me?
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was the best night of your life.
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Yes, Mother, because last... Because
last night he told you he loved you and
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you're going to get married.
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Carol, I said because last night he told
you he loved you and you're going to
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get married.
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Mother, where were you last night? In
the back seat of his car?
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No, but I suspect you were.
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happier than that day I accidentally
stepped on Philip Spiro Agnew watch.
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Mrs. Naugatuck, Mrs. Naugatuck, my baby
daughter is in love.
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Oh, God bless you, dear.
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She's in love. She's in love. I already
sang that.
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Oh, honey, come on. Now tell me all
about it. I want to hear everything. I
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want you to leave out one single
solitary thing. Come on now, tell me all
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it.
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Harold, that's my favorite name.
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Harold.
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Harold and Carol.
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They rhyme.
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Oh, Carol, I'm so excited. I don't know
what to do.
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Yes, I do know what to do.
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Yes, I do know.
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Carol.
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This is for you.
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You're giving me Grandma's bond?
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On the day you marry.
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Oh, honey, this is my most prized
possession.
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It's been in my family for generations.
Your great -grandmother gave it to
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Grandma, and Grandma gave it to me, and
now I'm giving it to you, my
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daughter, the future Mrs.
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Harold. What's his name?
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Carol, you haven't told me what Harold's
last name is.
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It's Harold Loftus.
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Harold Loftus.
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She just couldn't stand the excitement
of you giving her a son -in -law.
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She's also given me a daughter -in -law.
Harold Loftus is married.
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The hell with Grandma!
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At least she doesn't have to clear up
the...
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It's you I'm interested in. Oh, no,
Mother, Mother, it's all right. It's all
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right. Harold and his wife have been
separated for nearly a month. They're
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getting a divorce.
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Oh, come on. Harold and Marilyn will
never get a divorce, and you know it.
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get separated more often than most
people change their socks.
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They'll be back together within a week.
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But it'll take us a year to get your
heart back together, Carol.
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Oh, Mother, stop the melodramatics.
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Harold says this time they really are
getting a divorce. Harold Loftus is a
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womanizer. Every chance he gets,
whenever we play canasta, he reaches
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table and puts his hand on my knee.
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And he doesn't do that just with me. He
does it with less attractive women, too.
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Like Harriet Krauss, who could win best
of breed at the Tuckahoe Dog Show.
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I know you would say anything to turn me
against him, but I'm not going to
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listen to you.
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Harold is a sensitive, gentle man.
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Oh, honey. All right.
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Let's say that Harold is a sensitive,
gentle man. But, honey, how could you do
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this to Marilyn?
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She's probably the nicest person on the
face of this earth, Carol. Remember when
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I was in the hospital with my
hysterectomy? She was the first one who
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a gift.
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She brought me a book, which...
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I thought it was such a sweet gesture,
even if it was the joy of sex.
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Carol, I am not going to let you break
up their marriage.
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Mother, the marriage is already shot.
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Now, please, just butt out.
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I mean, I know you're trying to help,
but you can't be objective about this.
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You're my mother.
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Carol, I'm not only your mother, I am
your friend, Carol, your best friend.
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Well, you can't be my mother and my best
friend, too. Yes, I can.
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No, you can't. Don't contradict me,
Carol. I'm your mother.
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No, I don't need a mother right now. You
say you're my friend, be my friend. All
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right, I will speak to you as a friend.
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Listen to your mother, Carol.
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Knock it off.
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Knock it off.
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You can say that to me, Carol.
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Me, who loves you, who cares for you,
who is only interested in your welfare.
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You tell me to knock it off? Yes.
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And to think I threw 37 Tupperware
parties so I could afford to get your
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straightened.
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There has to be some way to get through
to you, Carol.
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And I'm going to find out how.
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Not a took. Am I so wrong?
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Well, well, Carol, I know how you feel.
I also know how she feels.
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She thinks you're making a mistake, and
she loves you too much to let that
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happen. Well, what do you think?
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Well, I can only say I was involved with
a married man myself, and it
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turned into a diabolical situation.
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It was so diabolical. Why didn't you
stop seeing him? Stop seeing him? I was
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one he was married to.
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I have finally figured it out. I know
how to get through to you. I am going to
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call Marilyn and let her tell you
they're not getting a divorce. Mother,
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you dare.
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Now, Harold gave me his word, and that's
enough for me.
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The last thing I want is my mother
calling my fiancé's wife.
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I know we're living in an age when
children are not supposed to listen to
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parents. But, Mrs. Naugatuck, you've
been around.
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You know that I'm right. Will you please
tell her what you think?
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Yes, ma 'am.
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Carol, I think your mother should not
interfere.
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Mrs.
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Naugatuck, God will get you for that.
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you should have hired a parrot.
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Believe me, even with a parrot, the
house would have been cleaner.
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Well, a parrot would have done a better
job talking to your daughter.
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Butt out, Nogatuck.
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Who are you to tell me to butt out?
You're imp...
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put that.
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Now you see what you've done because of
you? I just lost a housekeeper.
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How can you blame that on me?
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You're right. It's Harold Loftus' fault.
You see, I told you he was no good.
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Mother, I come home, I tell you I'm in
love with someone. All I want is for you
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to be happy for me and instead you're
trying to...
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out to be the happiest day of my life
and you ruined it. You just ruined it.
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Carol, I only did it for you.
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Mother, I'm sick of this. I am sick of
arguing. I'm sick of defending myself.
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If I had any sense, I'd move out.
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Carol, if you had any sense, you'd face
up to the truth about Marilyn and
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Harold. He is no good. He has been no
good for her and he will be no good for
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you. That doesn't...
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Harold is moving out. She's furious.
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What happened to she's in love with a
wonderful guy?
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The wonderful guy turned out to be, are
you ready?
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Harold Loftus. The one -handed canasta
player?
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I would love to stay and help you figure
out something, but I got this plane to
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catch. Oh, come on, honey. Do you really
have to go?
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I got to on the keynote speaker.
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Well, I got an idea. Why don't you come
along? Maybe my speech will cheer you
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up. Oh, maybe so.
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It's called, Can the Appliance Industry
Weather the Economic Storm or Triple
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-Digit Profits During Double -Digit
Inflation?
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Goodbye, sweetheart.
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Well, I hope everything works out.
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So long, sweetheart. I'll phone you.
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I'll send for the rest of my things.
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Good. They'll be out on the front lawn.
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Goodbye, dear.
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Goodbye, dear?
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I wasn't talking to you. I was talking
to the plant.
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I'll be back to pick up my things as
soon as I find a place to stay. Carol,
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Carol. Can't we talk it over? Please,
Carol.
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You're my daughter.
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Mother, we've already talked too much.
Goodbye.
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What the hell do you know? You never had
children.
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Oh, Maud, I'm so glad you came over.
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Listen, you make the salad. Come on,
come on, come on. Keep your hands busy.
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There.
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Oh, Viv.
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I know, I know.
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Oh, Viv, my own daughter. I've driven
her out of the house, Radishes.
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My own daughter.
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I know, I know.
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I told her I didn't want to be a
meddling mother. I just wanted to be her
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friend, Green Pepper.
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I know, I know.
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Viv, I... I don't mind her leaving, but
not under these conditions,
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Bambooshoots.
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Oh, Viv, I guess I'll just never learn
to keep my big mouth shut.
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I know, I know.
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I love you dearly.
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But one more I know I know, and so help
me!
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Carol told you? Yes, so I invited her to
stay here.
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Vivian! Just until I can find her an
apartment.
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Vivian, she is my daughter. And I'm the
one who's in the real estate business.
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All right, if that's the way you feel.
She's looking for a little two -bedroom
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place with a dining house. Oh, shut up.
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I'm just trying to help.
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It's sweet of you to try.
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I know.
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Vivian, it's not her fault. It's all my
fault, all my fault.
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All her life, I've told her three
things.
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I've told her never to take candy from
strangers and never to eat hamburger in
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drugstore and always wear clean
underwear in case you get in an
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accident.
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The one thing I neglected to tell her
about was Harold Loftus.
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I think he's cute.
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Vivian,
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he's a lecher. He goes after anything in
a skirt.
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He made a pass at me once. That proves
my point.
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Listen, Maude, I think it's Carol's life
and you have no right to interfere.
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Oh, honey, I know that, Viv.
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And if Harold were free to marry her, I
would not be a meddling mother. I would
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only be her friend. I would keep my
feelings to myself.
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Why don't you just call up Marilyn and
ask her if she's going to give Harold a
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divorce? Because Carol does not want her
meddling mother to call Marilyn.
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Oh.
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Who are you calling?
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Marilyn.
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But, Maude, you just said... I lied.
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Hello, Marilyn?
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Maude Findlay.
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No, dear, I'm... No, honey, I'm not
sick. No, listen, I have something to
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you. No, I'm perfectly all right.
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I sound terrible?
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I always sound terrible.
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No, I... Marilyn, that won't be
necessary.
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Wouldn't you know it, she's on her way
over to my house with chicken soup,
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probably. Good luck. I hope things turn
out well. Carol's such a sweet girl. She
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really deserves the best. Oh, Vivian.
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Vivian, I am so lucky to have a friend
like you. Oh, honey,
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someone... So understanding.
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So sympathetic.
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What the hell is she doing here?
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I'm your new next -door neighbor.
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You cheated a job. First my daughter,
now my housekeeper. What are you running
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here, Vivian? A home for wayward girls?
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She insulted me.
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That means she still loves me.
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Oh, I know.
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I know.
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Carol?
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No, babe, I found an apartment.
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Sure you can help.
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Okay, bring the station wagon. We'll
load it up.
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I love you, too.
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Honey, you're back.
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Hello, Mother.
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Oh, Carol.
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Oh, Carol, honey.
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I'm so sorry I had that fight with you.
Oh, honey, I'm so glad you're back.
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But, Mother... Carol, you know, I was
just remembering when you were six years
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old and I gave you a nickel for the
wishing well, and you threw it in the
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and you said, I wish I could always live
with my mommy.
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Mother, I just came to get my things. I
found an apartment. I want my nickel
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back.
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Oh, Carol, please, come back. Carol.
Mother, I'm sorry, but I really have
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up my mind.
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Marilyn. Marilyn!
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Oh, please, Lord, let her still be at
home.
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Nobody listens to me!
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Hello, Marilyn. Marilyn, we must do this
again sometime.
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She said you wanted to...
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to me. Yes, I wanted to talk to you and
see if we could arrange it for another
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time. But, but, Maude, I brought you a
box of candy.
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I, I, I really got it for my mother, but
then I didn't want to come empty
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-handed, so I erased her name from the
card and put yours in. Can you tell?
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Well, I can make out the O and just a
part of the T. Look, uh, Marilyn, I do
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have something to ask you, but I'm in a
terrible rush. We don't have much time.
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Mother, who is that?
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Uh, nobody!
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Let's talk in the kitchen.
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Okay.
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Look, Maude, I know why you asked me
over here. Now, I can tell something is
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bothering you. Look, you can tell me,
Maude. I may be overly nice, but I'm
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solid. I'm like a piece of the rock.
Well, what I wanted to talk about,
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is divorce.
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Oh, Maude, you're getting another
divorce.
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Marilyn!
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Marilyn, you are a saint and an angel,
but you are beginning to get on my
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nerves.
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But I wanted to ask you, Marilyn, are
you and Harold getting a divorce?
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Well, to tell you the truth, Maude, I
was going to give him a divorce, but
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I found out he's running around with
some floozy.
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Floozy? I mean, really? What makes
you... I mean...
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Well, I mean, just because some girl is
dating Harold doesn't mean that she's a
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floozy. Maud, you're covering up.
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On my honor... Maud, you're the floozy.
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Me?
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You don't have to lie to me, Maud.
Really, I'm very understanding.
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Here, have a piece of my mother's candy.
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Now, thank you very, very much for the
information.
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Honey, I'm sorry I have to rush you, but
I'm expecting 55 for dinner, and I have
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to start peeling shrimp.
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Just get out.
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Harold!
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Marilyn. Darling!
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Come back later.
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Yes, you're right, Marilyn. I am the
floozy that Harold is having the affair
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with. Marilyn!
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you doing here?
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Marilyn! Harold!
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Ted and Alice, and I wish I were there.
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Marilyn, I'm really sorry this had to
happen this way.
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Oh, good grief, she's the one.
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Oh, no. Now, look, Marilyn, it is not
Carol's fault. Believe me, she would not
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hurt you for the world. Oh, Maude, do
you think for one minute that I would
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blame this innocent child?
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Oh, never.
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I'm much too nice for that.
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Mother, how could you do this? Look,
Carol, just listen.
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Marilyn, Harold, are you or are you not
getting a divorce?
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Yes. No.
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No? Yes.
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Now, wait a minute, Mary. We settled
this whole thing last Tuesday night.
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Tuesday night?
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You told me you play handball on Tuesday
nights. I do.
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Every Tuesday night, I stop by and see
Marilyn first, and then I go play
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handball. That's right.
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First thing after breakfast on Wednesday
morning.
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You lied to me.
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Honey, I have to see Marilyn on
Tuesdays. It's the only time we have to
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the divorce.
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It takes you all night to discuss a
divorce?
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The way we discuss a divorce, yes.
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Marilyn. Every Tuesday night, Marilyn,
you really are too nice.
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I don't believe this. You were cheating
on me with your own wife?
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Try to have a little understanding.
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Understanding? Harold, you...
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Carol, I'm telling you I'm getting a
divorce.
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Harold, do you think for one minute that
I would give you a divorce now and let
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you spoil that poor child's life?
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I'm much too nice for that.
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Harold?
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Enjoy my mother's candy, Maude.
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I'm back.
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The quiet next door drove me crazy.
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Even with all the windows open, I could
barely hear the fighting over here.
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Welcome back, Mrs.
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Nogatuck. I wasn't talking to you. I was
talking to the plant.
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Want some coffee?
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Yeah. Okay.
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Sugar? One lump.
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Carol, speaking of lump, honey, I have
one in my throat.
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So do I.
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Oh, Mother, thank you.
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