All language subtitles for maude_s02e14_the_office_party

Lady Godiva was a freedom rider.

She didn't care if the whole world
looked.

Joan of Arc was the lord to guide her.

She was a sister who really could.

Isadora was the first bra burner. Ain't
you glad she showed up?

Oh, yeah.

And the country was falling apart.

Betsy Ross got it all sewed up.

And the dance party.

And then there's Maud.

And then there's Maud. And then there's
Maud. And then there's Maud. And then

there's Maud. And then there's Maud.

That'll compromise and enterprise and
anything but tranquilize. Happy

New Year.

We wish you a Merry Christmas.

We wish you a Merry Christmas.

We wish you a Merry Christmas.

Let's have a song for Walter.

For Walter

Finley, the greatest, I mean the
greatest boss in

the world.

Look, gang, gang, you're making it very
tough on me because I have an unhappy

announcement to make.

You're all fired.

Now, let's get over to that punch bowl
and refill your glasses.

Come on, finish that eggnog on the
double.

You're all behind schedule. Last time
this year, four of you had passed out

already.

To Lord Finley, the greatest boss's wife
in the world.

Thank you, thank you. No, no, no, we
thank you for having us to your lovely

again. It's my pleasure.

Where else would Walter's wonderful
associates have their office party? No,

belong here, in the warmth of our home,
drinking festive eggnog out of our best

Dubinware. So enjoy yourselves.

Come on, get over and get yourself a
drink. Walter, shut up. Get yourself a

drink. Maud, is this our best Dubinware?
We don't have any Dubinware.

Martin is here.

More hors d 'oeuvres?

Oh, thank you.

It's a wonderful party.

You know, I don't know why we always
wait until Christmas to get together

you and Fred.

Now, we must have you over to dinner
some evening.

We'd love that.

Fine. What night would be convenient?

Like I told you last year, any night is
fine.

Has it been a whole year since... Well,
this year we're definitely going to get

together. As a matter of fact, I'm going
to have Walter arrange it with Fred

right now. Walter!

Honey.

Darling, we must have Fred and Margaret
over to dinner. We sure do.

What night is good for you, Fred?

Any night.

Any time, Ward. Then it's all arranged.

We'll see you then.

Merry Christmas, Mrs. Finley. And the
very same to you.

Who are you?

I guess you don't recognize me out of
uniform.

I'm Henry Peterson.

Your mailman?

The mailman, of course. Won't you come
in? No, no, no.

Thanks. Look, I know this is not my
usual hour, but my wife and I are

Jersey to be with the sister over the
holiday, and I won't be stopping by

tomorrow. Oh, and you came about the
gift.

Well, you won't be seeing me tomorrow.

Oh, then I'm so glad you came tonight,
Mr. Peterson.

You know, one of the great joys of
Christmas is being able to give gifts

to those who have given so unselfishly
of themselves throughout the year.

But just because my husband pays your
salary out of his federal taxes doesn't

mean that you have to come late and down
with gifts for us. Leave our presents

in the car and be assured that your
sincere wish for a Merry Christmas is

all Mr. Finley and myself.

And the very same to you.

You having fun, Harriet? Oh, great,
great, great.

Harriet, you look lovely in that dress.

Oh, it's thank you, Mr. Spindley. Oh,
come on now, Harriet. The matchbook

and the paper napkins do not say Mr. and
Mrs. Spindley. They say Walter and

Maude, and so should you.

All right, Maude. That's much better,
Harriet.

Walter, did you see how I made Harriet
feel that we're not just employers, but

that we're friends on a first -name
basis?

I think you made her feel uncomfortable.

Oh, nonsense, Walter. I want everyone to
call me Maude. But I don't think she

wants everybody to call her Harriet.

Her name's Helen.

while we're all here?

Oh, it might spoil his Christmas, Gus.
This is no time to tell Waller that his

employees are going to join a union.

Who cares about Finley's Christmas? The
union comes first. But this is a social

evening. Charlie, either you're with us
or you're against us. I say we tell them

now.

Florida, dear, I'll help you clean up so
that you can leave by eight. I know you

want to be with your own family tonight.

Although, Florida, in a way, this is
your home and we're your family, too.

Then it must have been an oversight.

What? I didn't see my name on the
napkins.

Florida, your name is engraved in our
hearts. We love you.

And that's why we understand why you
want to be with your own family on

Christmas Eve.

It's been a habit ever since the
missionaries converted us.

Florida, come on. This is your Christmas
as much as it is ours.

You know, when Jesus was born and all
those people came and gathered around

manger, three wise men came and gathered
around also in Florida.

One of those wise men was black.

Probably the one that cleaned up after
the gathering.

Excuse me, that's probably the garbage
man with more gifts.

Okay. Okay, if you're too chicken to
tell them, I will.

Listen. Let's ask Maude's opinion.

Merry Christmas, Maude. Merry Christmas.

Carol,

Chris is here.

Everybody, everybody, everybody.

I want you to meet Chris.

My daughter's intended.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Oh, that face.

That baby face. I could just squish it
to pieces.

What's that abroad you?

Hi, Chris. Hi. Listen.

I really wanted to come wrapped as a
gift, but the way your mother tweaks me,

was afraid she'd ruin the wrapping.

Hey, Philip, you practice your Christmas
carols? Yep.

Hope the people give me lots of money.

Philip, we don't sing Christmas carols
to make money.

Jesus taught us to sing out of love for
the goodness and the kindness and the

spirit of brotherhood in the hearts of
our fellow human beings.

And speaking of human beings, honey,
don't go into any strange houses.

And if they give you candy, don't eat
it. You never know what they put in it.

Father, I don't think Jesus taught us
that.

Jesus was born in Bethlehem, not in New
York.

Papa.

I don't understand you.

Why'd you ask her? She's his wife.

Maude, can I ask your advice?

Well, of course. About what, Charlie?
Well, there's something we want to ask,

Walter. But I figured we should ask you
first, because... Well, I wouldn't want

to spoil that wonderful guy's Christmas.

What is it, Gus?

Tell her, Charlie.

Well, we all had a meeting a couple of
days ago, and we decided to unionize.

Our little store is finally big enough
to be unionized? That's wonderful!

Oh, Gus, you thought Walter would be
upset? Walter?

The staunchest union man in the world?
Oh, Charlie Gus, this'll be Walter's

biggest thrill since the lettuce pickers
won that toilet in the fields.

It's traditional, like his Easter bunny
suit.

Okay, okay. Now, look.

Before I pass out your bonuses, I want
you to know what an honor it is for

me to be your employer.

Oh, what the heck am I talking about?
Not employer.

You're my friend.

That's right, we are. And this isn't
liquor talking.

No? No, because I'm off the booze, as
you know.

bonus checks every year is one of the
big joys of my life.

We are all family at Findley's Friendly
Appliances

with a great one -to -one relationship.

If you have a beef, we talk about it and
we settle it. Right, Fred? Right.

We work together, not like Barclays,
which had to shut down six weeks because

a strike. Right, Gus?

Right.

these friendly appliances take pride in
our true team spirit.

Honey, before you finish... I just wish
that the bonuses were larger this year.

Sweetheart, your associates have a
wonderful surprise for you.

Ah, you bunch of guys. Honestly, I
didn't expect anything. Your friendship

the only gift I want. Oh, no, Steve.
This is a different kind of gift. This

something...

Priceless. Crying out loud, I told you,
no gift. And what do you do? You turn

right around and buy me something
priceless.

Pay attention, everybody, Walter.

Come stand in front of Gus and Charlie.

Tell them, Gus.

Tell them, Charlie.

Well, we all had a meeting a couple of
days ago, and we decided to unionize.

I love him. I love him. You bunch are
always up for some sort of joke.

Darling. No, Walter, this isn't a joke.
They joined a union, right? Right.

Isn't that marvelous?

Okay, everybody.

Solidarity forever.

Wait a minute.

Come over, you people. Ten minutes ago,
you were singing for he's a jolly good

fellow. We still think you're a jolly
good fellow, Walter.

That's right. Only now we'll have a
right to vote on it.

Walter,

isn't it wonderful?

This is the American dream.

Just think of it, Walter. That little
tiny business that you started years ago

selling door to door from the back of
your car has grown and grown until now,

Walter, you're big enough to be called
management and they are labor.

Up the union!

Up the union! Up the union, right,
Walter?

I'll go along with the up part.

And I thought we were family.

I told you you shouldn't tell them,
Charlie.

I don't know what came over.

Walter! Walter, come back down!

Oh, it must be some sort of a joke.

We don't know about you, Walter, but
we're going to have fun. Now, everybody,

around the piano. Come on.

A jingle bell.

Walter Findlay, it is Christmas Eve.
You're supposed to be a merry, jolly

Claus, and look at the way you're
acting.

You're a disgrace to the uniform.

He just went ahead and joined the union
without even asking me.

Now, one word.

That's what really hurts, Mort.

They stabbed me in the back.

Walter, nobody stabbed you in the back.

Honey, all they did was join a union.
That's their right, and I'm all for it.

Yes, Walter, at me.

And at all of them, huh?

Nine ets, Walter.

The vote was unanimous.

And they call that democracy in action,
huh? Some democracy.

They didn't ask me to vote.

Of course not, Walter. You're
management.

What a rotten thing to say.

In our store, we're all management.

That's been the spirit behind our store.
Look, Walter Finley, I am not going to

let you make a fool of yourself.

Now, I expect you to go down and talk to
those people. They are our guests,

Walter, and they're your employees.

And thanks.

Walter, if you don't go down and talk to
them, I'm going to go down and talk to

them in your place. Go ahead, talk to
them. Fine, I will.

Wait a minute.

What are you going to say?

Well, I'll start out by explaining to
them why their bonuses are so small this

year, and then I'll show them the slides
of our vacation on the French Riviera.

I'll go.

I guess I shouldn't have told Walter
tonight.

The union is more important than Walter.
We've got to be firm.

And anyway, who cares what he thinks?

I'm mad at you.

Tell them all. I'm mad at you.

Well, I am mad at them, Mort.

Look, everybody.

I just can't afford union problems right
now.

The economy's strapped. My business is
strapped. I'm strapped. The coffee I

served.

Why didn't I let her go home to her
family?

Now, look.

If you were working for a big factory,
well, then you wouldn't need a union.

But Finley's Appliances is just small
potatoes.

I mean, you're not like employees.
You're my close friends. I mean, look at

drinking out of my best Stubenware.

Stubenware? Wasn't I with you when he
got these at the gas station?

You see how close you all are? You even
go shopping together.

Look, Walter. What's all this? From now
on, it's Mr. Finley.

And furthermore, our dinner date with
you and your wife is off. It is not.

We made a date for sometime next year
and we're going to keep it.

Look, gang, the union's going to come
between us. It'll ruin the old team

spirit.

For instance, you know how it is when
we're working late and we decide to all

pitch in and work sometimes till
midnight to get the job done?

Yeah. Well, that'll all change now
because the union won't allow it.

Oh, that'll ruin the team's spirit.

No, it won't, Waller. All you have to do
is pay us time and a half.

Get the hell out of my house!

Go upstairs and get your coat and get
out of my house!

You heard me!

Come on, get out of here!

Wait a minute, wait a minute. You can't
leave like this.

Come on, where is the Christmas spirit?

One more step, Adnan, and I'll deck your
halls.

He's saying, actually, it's all my
fault. You know, he always gets like

when I let him eat cheese balls during
the night.

I don't know, Mrs. Findlay. Maybe we'd
better, you know? Yeah, Charlie knows

when he's not wanted. Oh, please. Oh,
come on. Margaret, Harry, come on.

all our dear, dear friends.

Oh, Roger, please don't go.

My name is Max.

Oh, lovely name. You're married to
Harriet, aren't you? Her name is Helen.

Well, you make a lovely couple no matter
who you are.

I think we're standing under the
mistletoe. That's right.

Now, Arthur, look, everybody, I swear to
you, when Walter thinks this over,

he'll laugh about everything. Oh, Fred,
look, Charlie, Gus, you haven't even

finished trimming the tree. Come on,
now, Roger, play the piano, please.

why don't you and Edna go back upstairs?

Use the closet like last year.

Oh, come on. Enjoy yourselves. It's a
party.

That's right, Florida. Pass around more
hors d 'oeuvres. Come on. Let's sing

Jingle Bells. Jingle Bells.

Jingle Bells. Jingle. Come on,
everybody. Join in. Oh, what fun it is

the one and louder Florida.

Jingle Bells. Jingle Bells. Jingle all
the way. We'll have a party in the

kitchen. Good. Closer to the food.

Hey, what's going on here, Walter?

My employees are joining a union.

What, at Christmas time?

That's downright un -American.

Hey, Walter. Walter.

I'm really sorry.

I tried to tell him not to do it, but
those hotheads wouldn't listen to me.

Good old Gus.

Well, I told him off.

How do you like that?

My own people joining a union.

Walter Fennel.

Walter, what are you doing in here? Your
friends are out there. Tell him,

Arthur. Take your head out of the sand,
Marty.

Walter's right.

That's the trouble with America today.

There's no rugged individualists
anymore.

Everybody has to have an organization, a
group, a union.

Nobody has the guts to go it alone.

I was saying that just last week at the
American Medical Association.

That must have been a captive audience,
sir.

500 sitting ducks listening to one
quack.

That's all right, Marty. Go ahead and
make fun. Let those poor people join the

union. All they'll know is strike,
strike, strike. You know what I'd do if

were in your place, Walter? I would fire
the lot of them. Oh, sure. On Christmas

Eve, just like Scrooge.

Scrooge was a grossly misunderstood man.

That's what I'm going to do. Oh, Walter.
I'm going to fire the lot of them,

except for Gus.

I've always taken good care of them, and
look how they repay me. You have always

taken good care of them? Walter, did you
hear what you just said? You have

always taken good care of them.

You don't understand, Walter. It's like
I've grown up with these men. We call

each other by our first names. I know
their wives and their children.

When they've had financial difficulty,
I've lent them money. Yes, I've always

taken good care of them, or just like
they were my own family.

Oh, Walter, don't you see what you're
acting like?

A benevolent despot.

Walter, your feelings are hurt because
you think of yourself as the big daddy.

Oh, Walter.

Those are men and women out there.

They have their own futures to worry
about. They're not your children.

Now, Walter.

Let your children go.

It's a good idea, Maude.

That's what I'm going to do.

I'm going to let them go with two weeks'
notice.

I just came down from the North Pole
Hark. Do you not hear my reindeer on the

roof? What are you trying to do?

You think of yourself as a big daddy,
Walter? I'm going to show you what a big

daddy really looks like.

Now, everybody, here are your bonuses.

All right. Merry Christmas.

Bonuses. Oh, Edna, here's something to
put in your stocking besides Harry.

On this Christmas Eve, the happiest of
all holidays, Big Daddy has a very

special gift for all his little kiddies.

He's giving you your freedom.

That's right.

Big Daddy has just fired everybody.

Except Gus.

Gee, Walter, I don't think we should
fire them.

Oh, shut up, Gus!

I'm sorry, everybody, but Maude's right.

I guess I was acting like a big daddy.

I never quite realized the power I had
in my hands to make everybody's

miserable.

Well, I guess if I can fire you because
my feelings are hurt,

well, maybe you do need protection.

So go ahead!

Have your union!

I mean that, Walter.

Yes, I really mean that, Charlie. But
that doesn't mean I'm going to like it.

Walter, Walter, I'm so proud of you.
Come on, Christmas carols.

Everybody sing.

Merry Christmas.

We wish you a Merry Christmas.

We wish you a Merry Christmas and a
Happy New Year.

Oh, hi, Mrs. Finley.

It's me again.

Hello, you again.

I was on my way to Jersey and I happened
to drop by the post office where I saw

a package for you from Tiffany's. And I
just wanted to make sure you got it

okay.

It was marked fragile.

And the very same to you.

Maud was recorded on tape before a live
audience.