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Yeah, I'm in here.
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Yeah.
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Hey, Daddy.
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Yeah? Can you teach me how to play dirt
poker?
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Dirt poker?
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Yeah. We have no business playing dirt
poker.
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You're way too young.
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Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
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I want a little club.
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Drop it.
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At least teach me how to play regular
poker.
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I'll see you in a few years.
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Bye. See you.
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Okay.
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But not strip poker.
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I'll show you the rules of poker. If you
promise me not to play strip poker.
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You promise?
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You don't want to play poker?
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You can't play strip poker.
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You're way too young for that.
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You're way too young. Your mom would get
so upset if she knew.
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Do you have a couple?
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I think.
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And then?
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Those are really new cards. Yeah.
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See? There you go. You got it.
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Let's play Who Takes the Trash Out.
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What do you think? Sounds amazing.
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Five cards.
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You ready?
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Uh -oh, somebody's taking the trash out.
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It's a lot of butter.
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All right, so I guess I'm not taking the
trash out.
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I'm in a hurry.
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You've got to do it before your mom gets
home.
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Bye.
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I don't like reading that.
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You just got lucky.
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Did you take a check out?
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Yes. So what's this for?
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About... Yes.
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Your mom would love that.
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The dishes are done too. The trash is
out. Dishes are done.
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And you can't tell her that you did it.
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You better hurry up. Mom's coming home
in a second.
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Whatever.
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What happened to beginner's luck?
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I don't know.
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All right, let's play split poker now.
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Would you stop it?
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You already called me. You're not going
to play. All right, one more minute.
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One more time.
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Next time I'm going to flip your
allowance.
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What do you think? That's not cool.
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That's not cool.
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Alright, you go practice, you get a
little bit better, and we'll, uh, we'll
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about it. Uh -huh.
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The one shit poker.
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That's all that works, right?
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One more game.
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The quit.
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No, what the fuck?
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I didn't know I wasn't wearing a bra.
Okay, take your necklace off.
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Okay. Yeah, that's what you can do.
There you go, see?
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One thing at a time.
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Go.
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Fuck. The cars hate me.
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They do.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, no. Would you stop it?
Stop it.
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I'm...
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Don't you have chores to do?
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I'm not playing with you anymore. I did
them all already.
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Okay, this is the last time.
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The last time. My mom can be on any
second now.
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This is bullshit.
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Well,
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we're not playing true poker. Would you
stop it? Get down.
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What are you doing up there? Would you
go get that beer?
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Oh, man, this is
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too easy.
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This is too easy.
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All right, let's play again.
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Okay.
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Oh, thank you.
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God damn.
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Here we go.
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It's goddamn easy.
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Oh, man.
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Yes, this...
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Don't tell your
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mom.
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Don't tell your mom. You're not supposed
to be doing this, are you?
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It's good practice. I'm teaching him.
I'm teaching him. I'll get you good.
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get you good.
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How many cards do you want?
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Am I going to win this time?
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Okay. Okay.
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Really?
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Did you lock the front door?
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Yeah.
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How about that?
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You locked that front door?
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Mm -hmm. Yeah?
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How about we play again, but this time?
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If you lose, you eat my pussy.
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How about if I... How about if I
forfeit?
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Really?
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And you don't tell mom, right?
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No.
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