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Yeah, I'm in here.

Yeah.

Hey, Daddy.

Yeah? Can you teach me how to play dirt poker?

Dirt poker?

Yeah. We have no business playing dirt poker.

You're way too young.

Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

I want a little club.

Drop it.

At least teach me how to play regular poker.

I'll see you in a few years.

Bye. See you.

Okay.

But not strip poker.

I'll show you the rules of poker. If you promise me not to play strip poker.

You promise?

You don't want to play poker?

You can't play strip poker.

You're way too young for that.

You're way too young. Your mom would get so upset if she knew.

Do you have a couple?

I think.

And then?

Those are really new cards. Yeah.

See? There you go. You got it.

Let's play Who Takes the Trash Out.

What do you think? Sounds amazing.

Five cards.

You ready?

Uh -oh, somebody's taking the trash out.

It's a lot of butter.

All right, so I guess I'm not taking the trash out.

I'm in a hurry.

You've got to do it before your mom gets home.

Bye.

I don't like reading that.

You just got lucky.

Did you take a check out?

Yes. So what's this for?

About... Yes.

Your mom would love that.

The dishes are done too. The trash is out. Dishes are done.

And you can't tell her that you did it.

You better hurry up. Mom's coming home in a second.

Whatever.

What happened to beginner's luck?

I don't know.

All right, let's play split poker now.

Would you stop it?

You already called me. You're not going to play. All right, one more minute.

One more time.

Next time I'm going to flip your allowance.

What do you think? That's not cool.

That's not cool.

Alright, you go practice, you get a little bit better, and we'll, uh, we'll

about it. Uh -huh.

The one shit poker.

That's all that works, right?

One more game.

The quit.

No, what the fuck?

I didn't know I wasn't wearing a bra. Okay, take your necklace off.

Okay. Yeah, that's what you can do. There you go, see?

One thing at a time.

Go.

Fuck. The cars hate me.

They do.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, no. Would you stop it? Stop it.

I'm...

Don't you have chores to do?

I'm not playing with you anymore. I did them all already.

Okay, this is the last time.

The last time. My mom can be on any second now.

This is bullshit.

Well,

we're not playing true poker. Would you stop it? Get down.

What are you doing up there? Would you go get that beer?

Oh, man, this is

too easy.

This is too easy.

All right, let's play again.

Okay.

Oh, thank you.

God damn.

Here we go.

It's goddamn easy.

Oh, man.

Yes, this...

Don't tell your

mom.

Don't tell your mom. You're not supposed to be doing this, are you?

It's good practice. I'm teaching him. I'm teaching him. I'll get you good.

get you good.

How many cards do you want?

Am I going to win this time?

Okay. Okay.

Really?

Did you lock the front door?

Yeah.

How about that?

You locked that front door?

Mm -hmm. Yeah?

How about we play again, but this time?

If you lose, you eat my pussy.

How about if I... How about if I forfeit?

Really?

And you don't tell mom, right?

No.