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- Previously on
"resident alien"...
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- This is bad.
Mantids are very dangerous.
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- Maybe the greys placed
some kind of inhibitor
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in you to stop you
from accessing your powers.
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- We can't let our guard down.
Not till we catch Joseph.
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- Should we let Mike
and Liv catch him?
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- No. If they find Joseph
first, we will never get
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the information we need
about our baby.
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- Hi, Peter.
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- I didn't know you were
bringing company.
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- Peter's proof
that aliens are real.
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- Son of a bitch.
I believe in aliens.
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- Greys separated out
Harry's alien particles
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and left the rest.
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- Before Bruce died,
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he told me the one thing
I could trade to the greys
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is the technology of my people,
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powerful enough
to destroy my home planet.
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That will get me
my alien energy back,
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and I know where to find it.
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The old ones say
the spirit we carry within us
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is the spirit given to us
by the star people.
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This symbol tells us
when the star people
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will come back to visit.
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We draw these stories
to remind us who we are
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and where we come from.
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"The stories we tell today
are woven into all of us.
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And we carry them
with us forever."
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- My dad's dad
and his dad's dad...
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Actually,
my entire family has been
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in the time travel portal
business for generations.
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Except for my cousin Rex.
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He's an actuary,
which would make 97.3333...
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- Storytelling is
a way to take someone
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to someplace they
have never been,
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a way to travel through time.
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Dale's stories make me wish
I could return to a time
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before I was even born.
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- Now, my mother,
that's a whole different story.
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She's died.
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Uh, that's it.
That's the story.
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- Wow. I'm sorry.
- Wow, I am heartbroken.
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- At this rate,
I will also be dead
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before I can retrieve
my alien device from 1970
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and trade it with the greys
to get my alien energy back.
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And the greys will
probably use that device
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to destroy my home planet.
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But nobody needs to know that.
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Some stories are better
not told.
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- Don't rush me.
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Going back to a specific time
requires finesse,
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and I am an artiste.
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- Well, I am a doctor who
left the clinic early
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'cause I thought
you'd be finished by now.
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Your slow work
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has put the health
of an entire town at risk.
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Has it?
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- What's that supposed to mean?
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- Dude, without your
big alien brain,
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you're just a guy
handing lollipops to kids.
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- Yeah, last week,
you wrote a prescription
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for an apple a day.
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- Has that girl been sick
since? No.
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- As a matter of fact, I'm...
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Still getting headaches.
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So how does this
time travel thing work?
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You go back in time and step
on a butterfly or whatever,
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and do you come back and, like,
monkeys are in charge?
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- Ha-ha.
That is not how portals work.
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If I went back 50 years
and ran into ten-year-old Asta
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and cut off her toe, she would
not suddenly lose her toe now.
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- Do you think I'm 60?
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- What?
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- When you go to the past,
a new reality branches off,
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creating a parallel universe.
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Oh, hang on.
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I think I have some
brochures somewhere.
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- Hmm.
"So you wanna time travel?
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Warning: Traversing
the space-time continuum
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"may cause serious side effects,
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"including incontinence,
rectal bleeding,
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or a prolonged
and painful erection."
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All right, so it's not all bad.
Let's do this.
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You're not going.
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- Hey, I made this thing happen.
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Dale only answered Harry's call
because he has a crush on me.
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- It's true.
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I wouldn't be here
if it weren't so electric
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between me and the red menace.
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- Harry, tell her she can't go.
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- You can go.
- Uh?
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- Because you are courageous,
and you are not afraid to die.
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And it will be helpful to me
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to have someone to hide behind
in case I get shot at.
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- You're not going.
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- Nobody is going anywhere
until I finish this.
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Now give me some space.
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I'll have you back to 1870
in no time.
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- 1970.
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Then I'm gonna need a day.
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- This is operation manticide.
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The praying mantis has
several natural predators,
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bats, spiders, and birds.
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We don't have time to collect
enough bats and spiders,
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and I'm afraid of birds
since one got into my bedroom,
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so instead, I developed
a weapons-grade manticide
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with neem oil,
which is a natural pesticide.
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And also good for dandruff.
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- What are you doing?
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It's 3:00.
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I started
the alien club meeting.
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- You can't start without me.
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I'm the one who
started this club
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when you went away for school.
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I'm the leader.
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- Then maybe show up on time.
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- I was busy alien tracking
because I'm the alien tracker.
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And I found a fresh pile
of animal bones
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out by the Grady turnoff.
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- I thought the mantid
only killed humans.
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- You told them
about the mantid?
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- You weren't here.
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You're lucky I didn't revoke
your alien club privileges.
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- You're lucky you can't.
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Because I'm the president.
You're the secretary.
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Hello, I'm Max, your president.
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I've seen this alien mantid,
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and I tased him,
which saved the world.
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We need to attack again,
so if you all want to be heroes
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and not losers holding homemade
salad dressing, join me.
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- I want to be a hero.
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- Did I mention that
the mantid eats people's heads?
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So follow Max
and enjoy having no head.
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- S-Sorry, Max.
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I like my head.
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- Our heads are safe.
We can wear cool helmets.
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- The Patience county
sheriff's department
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was called to the
copper Ridge motel
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after the grisly discovery
of a headless John Doe.
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I'm here with
manager Judy Cooper.
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This must be difficult for you.
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Isn't this the second death
at your hotel in the past year?
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- Yeah.
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There was a third guy
who broke his neck
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diving into the hot tub,
but he's still sort of alive.
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So the floater was better.
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This one was messy.
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But, um, our top-notch staff
cleaned it very well.
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That's collette.
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She's, like,
a really good cleaner.
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She has, like, oc-DC, so...
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Um, so...
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Come out to the copper Ridge,
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where all our rooms
have locks now.
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- I'm margo keen reporting
with live 16 kvkc.
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- Ooh, we're also running
prom night specials.
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Lose it here and save.
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- Hey.
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- Could only find
a handful of pre-1970s coins,
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but this is like $10,000
in today's money.
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- This is a bad idea.
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- Relax, it's just time travel.
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- You don't hear anything wrong
with that sentence?
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- Ok, $5,000.
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Wait, which sentence?
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- Would you stop?
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Why do you do this?
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You always just jump on to
whatever thing's the fastest.
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- Yeah, that's why
I spent my childhood
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going 100 miles an hour
down mountains.
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Every nerve in your body
is screaming.
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- Yeah, they're screaming,
"stop trying to kill me."
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See?
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- You get it.
- I don't get it.
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- Well, you got it from Joseph,
who...
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Is half-alien, might I add.
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I'm just saying
maybe I'm not the only one
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looking for some excitement.
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- I was...
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Trying to save her life.
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- Yeah, carpe...
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Damn, girl.
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Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
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- Ok, yes, it's one thing
to save her life.
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I just don't want to...
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Make sleeping with hybrid aliens
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and kidnapping our friend's
baby and time travel the norm.
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- I'll be fine.
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It's 1970.
How rough could it be?
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- It was one of the most
tumultuous and stressful years
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in our country's history.
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- Yeah, but...
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I'll look good.
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Nice.
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Lookin' good.
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I'm gonna need some new threads.
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- Ok, we're just north
of the lighthouse.
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The device dropped near here
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somewhere
from my people's spaceship
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at exactly 7:04 P.M.
last night.
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- You seem pretty confident
for somebody walking on a beach
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from 50 years ago.
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- The details of the mission
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that put that device
on this beach
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are known by all of my people.
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The pilot that
missed his target,
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he was tortured and killed.
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- Jesus.
Overreact much?
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- It was so sad.
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But you know,
we sing a commemorative song
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every year on this day
in screaming Ted's memory.
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- That's... touching.
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- Well, it's better
if you understood my language,
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because the chorus rhymes
the date of his failure
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with "dissected alive."
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- Seems like a weird rhyme.
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- Son of a bitch.
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- Morning, Jen.
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- Yoo-hoo.
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- Son of a bitch.
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Sorry, I need to go and say hi
to my friends.
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What the hell are
you two doing here?
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- I came for that.
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Thank you for cleaning
the sand off of it.
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I'll take it now and go home.
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- Oh, no.
It's mine.
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So you and Asta can just
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go back to your time portal now.
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- Actually, I, um...
I'm D'arcy.
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- Ah.
He never mentioned you.
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So if you'll excuse me, I have
a shift at the lobster shack.
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- Never mentioned me?
Not once?
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- No, that is not accurate.
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I always called you
Asta's useless appendage.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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How did it go in braddock?
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- It went great.
- Yeah?
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- The alien implant is gone.
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- Oh, that's great.
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- Yeah, it, uh... it looked
like a little piece of glass.
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I told the doctor that
I was in a car accident
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when I was a kid.
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- Oh, good thinking.
- Yeah.
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- So now that we know that
our baby is here,
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you know, and not
in outer space somewhere,
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what do you... what do you
think about telling Liv?
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- Oh, honey, we still can't.
She'd have to report it.
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- Well, then, you know,
I... I won't tell deputy Liv.
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I'll tell friend Liv.
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- Oh, honey, that's very clever.
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But she would have to tell Mike.
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00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,094
- Yeah, but...
But Liv believes in aliens.
253
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,762
She might actually believe us.
254
00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:40,231
- It doesn't matter
if Liv believes.
255
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,299
- Got it.
256
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,400
- Mike is never going
to take her seriously.
257
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:45,503
- That guy does not
believe in aliens.
258
00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:47,639
- I think an alien
might be doing these killings.
259
00:11:47,774 --> 00:11:50,007
- Wait, you're saying
you believe in aliens?
260
00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:51,709
- I've been looking
at all this evidence.
261
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:55,313
Joseph might be behind
these headless murders.
262
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:58,316
Now, if that's true,
you were right.
263
00:11:58,451 --> 00:11:59,651
- Then you're saying
you believe in aliens.
264
00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:00,652
You just said it.
265
00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:01,653
- What do you want,
a damn parade?
266
00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:02,753
I don't have time
for this nonsense
267
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,222
with Joseph out there
on the loose
268
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,524
and a one-legged cyborg man
stuck in a cave.
269
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:08,592
- No. You saw one.
270
00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:10,794
You believe, and I need
you to say it out loud.
271
00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:11,930
This is so exciting.
272
00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,140
- Now delete that, deputy.
273
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,775
- Yep.
It never happened.
274
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:25,977
- Delete that.
275
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,149
Are you dancing?
276
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,417
I see your shadow
through the door.
277
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,290
- Boy, you're fussy today.
278
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,060
- Hey, it's Kate.
279
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,962
Sorry I haven't gotten those
environmental reports to you.
280
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,630
I've been dealing
with some stuff.
281
00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:49,501
But I promise to get them
to you in the next day or two.
282
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,104
Hey, it's Kate.
283
00:12:53,239 --> 00:12:55,173
Sorry I haven't gotten those
environmental reports to you.
284
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,674
I've been dealing
with some stuff,
285
00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:58,909
but I promise to get them
to you in the next day or two.
286
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,812
- Where did you get the baby?
287
00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:37,782
- As I recall, the deal was
no questions asked.
288
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:40,684
- I am a lawyer
and an officer of the court,
289
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,221
so you should think twice
before you perjure yourself.
290
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,189
Do the baby's parents
know where she is?
291
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:46,123
- I object.
292
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,491
- This isn't a courtroom.
293
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,393
- You're the one that
started using law words.
294
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,029
- You know you can't lie to me.
295
00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,230
Remember first grade,
296
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,497
when I made you
tell me the truth
297
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,166
about holding hands
with Charlie Hamilton?
298
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,134
- That wasn't fair.
299
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,601
You did that thing
300
00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,637
where you look into my eyes
like you can see my soul.
301
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,139
- Well, as your cousin who
can see inside your soul,
302
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:06,110
I need you to just give me
a simple yes or no.
303
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,378
Is that Kate's baby?
304
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:14,318
- Yes, but that
is all I can say.
305
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,387
And Kate doesn't even know
where she is.
306
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,922
Which is not
as bad as it sounds,
307
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:21,125
but that is all I can say.
308
00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,427
Please don't look inside me.
309
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,429
Please?
310
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,900
Ok, fine.
Yes, it's Kate's baby.
311
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:30,969
And she was taken by aliens
312
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,236
and then we were on a spaceship,
313
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,005
which is actually
inside the moon.
314
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,940
And... and... and Joseph,
the deputy, is also an alien
315
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,741
who likes to play doctor
and nurse in the bedroom,
316
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,543
except I'm the doctor
and he's the nurse.
317
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,544
Happy now?
318
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,580
- I'm sorry, what?
319
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:51,689
- Ok, so you saved the earth
three times.
320
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,090
- Maybe four?
321
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:56,494
Um, after the first,
it's easy to lose track.
322
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,631
- It's all just so, like, whoa.
323
00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:01,599
- Yeah.
324
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,134
Whoa.
325
00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,872
Also, there's something else.
326
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:11,242
This might be hard to believe,
but...
327
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,912
There is an alien who
lives in Patience.
328
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,214
- You mean Harry?
329
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,348
- You knew?
330
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:18,549
- Easy guess.
331
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:19,717
I mean, if anyone's an alien,
it's either Harry
332
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,519
or that guy coco
from the bookstore.
333
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:22,820
- I should have told you.
334
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,688
It was just...
It was all too much.
335
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,658
I mean, it's not safe
to be part of any of this,
336
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,059
and I didn't want
you to get hurt.
337
00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:29,693
- It's ok.
You're telling me now.
338
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,061
That's all that matters.
339
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:32,463
We are cousins.
340
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,866
We have that special bond and
we tell each other everything.
341
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,534
And don't worry, I'm not...
I'm not going to tell anyone.
342
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,902
It's our secret.
343
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:40,304
Well, my dad knows.
344
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,439
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
345
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,340
- Of... yeah, that's...
- Yeah.
346
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:43,607
- That's really good.
- Yeah.
347
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,542
- That's good.
348
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:45,743
You know, the three of us,
349
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,478
we're going to figure this out
together.
350
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:48,612
- D'arcy knows, too.
351
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:49,680
- Ok.
352
00:15:49,815 --> 00:15:50,981
- And Max and sahar.
353
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,516
And maybe some of their friends.
354
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:53,951
- I'm feeling less special.
355
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,919
- Oh, god, I'm so sorry
I never told you.
356
00:15:55,921 --> 00:15:59,023
It was just too dangerous,
and... I don't know.
357
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,458
Knowing that we're not alone
in the universe,
358
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,259
it sounds comforting,
but it also
359
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:05,329
can feel like
not being alone in the house.
360
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,765
- Scary.
- A little bit.
361
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,767
- Do you remember
that comic book, "sky,"
362
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,803
that we used to read
all the time as kids?
363
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:13,103
- Yeah.
364
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:15,306
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I loved that comic.
365
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:17,308
We made t-shirts
of the hand with paint.
366
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,476
- Yeah.
367
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,379
Our people have
been passing down this story
368
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:25,116
for hundreds of years,
generation through generation.
369
00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,219
And someday, we're going
to tell it to our kids.
370
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,453
- Yeah.
371
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,923
- We are a part
of something much bigger.
372
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:33,724
And you,
373
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:37,194
you are the sum of everyone
who has come before you.
374
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,063
You are formidable.
375
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:40,965
You are everything.
376
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:45,202
- You are everything.
377
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:48,940
I know.
378
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,624
Please get out.
379
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:07,691
- No way.
380
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,227
These prices are insane.
381
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,296
Lobster dinner, 3 bucks?
382
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:15,566
And with your discount...
Ok, I'll take two of those.
383
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,169
- And I will have
the alien device.
384
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:20,704
Lady, a little service here?
385
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,373
This guy.
386
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,242
Hey, hoss, maybe calm down.
387
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,376
Have one of these...
388
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,911
50 cent beers?
Is this a joke?
389
00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:29,447
Oh, my god, ok.
390
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,383
Round for everybody on me.
391
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,752
- Please take it easy.
392
00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:35,953
I need this job.
393
00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:38,556
- Didn't you need
to go diarrhea?
394
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,657
- Ah.
395
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:40,924
Yes, that's right.
396
00:17:40,926 --> 00:17:43,661
Time travel.
Brutal on the ol' plumbing.
397
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:44,795
I need to go...
398
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:47,098
Pee out of my butt.
399
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:50,001
- You're disgusting.
400
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,045
- You can't have it.
401
00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:05,148
I need it.
- For what?
402
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:07,518
- To save my father's life.
403
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,088
- I know what I saw.
Look at the damn photos.
404
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,422
- Oh, we have.
405
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,825
Could have been
a weather balloon.
406
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:16,059
- The agents who made him
feel like he was crazy
407
00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:19,096
and ruined his life will
be at his house in an hour.
408
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,764
- If these people
are your problem,
409
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,065
then give me the device
410
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,702
and I will crush their heads in
with it before I leave.
411
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:27,638
- That would do nothing.
They'd just send more.
412
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:31,275
I saw that alien device fall
on the beach when I was a kid,
413
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:34,011
but I was too scared
to say anything.
414
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,814
It's proof that what
he saw is real.
415
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:39,383
When the agents leave,
I will give it to him,
416
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:41,685
and he will finally
know the truth.
417
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:44,522
- Well, I need it.
418
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,457
The greys stole my...
419
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:51,062
What you would call my
life force, my alien energy.
420
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:55,132
And I need to trade the greys
the device to get it back.
421
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,968
- What are the greys
planning to do with it?
422
00:18:56,970 --> 00:19:01,138
- They will
obliterate my planet.
423
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,006
It sounds worse than it is.
424
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,412
I've been here for two years.
425
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:10,547
I came back to spend time
with my father.
426
00:19:10,549 --> 00:19:13,016
Just a couple of months,
427
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:15,920
just enough to have
a proper goodbye.
428
00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:19,223
As far as he knew, I was just
a new lady in town named Jen.
429
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:22,493
But now, we're friends.
430
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:25,629
So last night, when your
people's spaceship flew over,
431
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:29,100
I realized that I can fix this.
432
00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:32,103
Waitress.
433
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:41,211
Yes, sir. Ok.
434
00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:43,046
- I checked the back room,
435
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,416
looked in every purse
and all I found were aqua net,
436
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:48,585
cigarettes, lots of cigarettes.
437
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:49,520
So many cigarettes.
438
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,488
My god, how are there
still people?
439
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:52,956
But no alien device.
440
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,258
- I will check her car.
441
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:59,697
And you stay here
and babysit general fish hands.
442
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,666
- Why do you get to do it?
- Because it is my turn.
443
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,835
And also, I am not good
at chitting,
444
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,404
and I'm even worse at chatting.
445
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,205
- Ok, all right, you can do it.
446
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,909
But first, I'm just going to go
grab you a piece of this
447
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:15,846
dirty, unwrapped 1970s
hard candy by the door here.
448
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:17,715
- Don't you... son of a bitch.
449
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,556
- Oh, hello, you two.
450
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:28,492
I wanted to introduce you
to FBI agent Jules gardner.
451
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:29,626
This is sheriff Mike...
452
00:20:29,628 --> 00:20:31,462
Explode. Ignite.
453
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,497
Both:
Patience school is dynamite.
454
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,232
Ok.
455
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,068
- Liv baker, it's been forever.
456
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:38,635
- They stopped doing that cheer.
457
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,471
You can't say dynamite
in a school gym anymore.
458
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:41,772
- Huh.
459
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,240
I didn't know
you went to Patience high.
460
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,375
- Best years of my life.
461
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:47,044
- Wow, Jules gardner.
462
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,780
- Ben hawthorne,
sitting in the mayor's office.
463
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:50,948
- You know, I don't, uh...
464
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,216
I don't think
I've seen you since prom.
465
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:54,518
Remember?
466
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,786
You, uh, stole my girlfriend.
467
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,221
- Oh, right.
468
00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:59,990
Well, I was drunk
and your date was a lesbian.
469
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,626
- Yeah, maybe
for, like, a night.
470
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,261
- We dated for six years.
471
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,530
Hey, didn't you throw up
in the photo booth?
472
00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:07,831
- On the snack table.
- Snack table.
473
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,667
Welcome back to Patience.
474
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:11,602
I'm sheriff Mike Thompson.
- Hi, yeah.
475
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:14,071
Lena told me all about you
as soon as I came on board.
476
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,740
- I called in agent gardner to
assist us in the investigation.
477
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,842
She lives in Jessup,
and the Colorado field office
478
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,010
was just assigned the case.
479
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,245
- Oh, good.
480
00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:23,314
I mean, I'm not sure
481
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:25,582
we need outside help
on this one, but ok.
482
00:21:25,584 --> 00:21:27,284
- It's protocol
in situations like this.
483
00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:28,619
She's a behavioral analyst,
484
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:30,688
and she works out of the
field office in the Springs.
485
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,623
- Wow, that is so cool.
486
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,725
- She also received
a shield of bravery,
487
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,427
so I think we are
in very good hands.
488
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:39,363
Sounds like we are.
489
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,365
- So the murders.
490
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,499
I worked up a profile.
491
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,368
This has serial killer
written all over it.
492
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,670
You're going to want to order
a town-wide curfew for now
493
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:47,905
to keep everyone safe.
494
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,640
- Yeah, well, I'm...
I'm way ahead of you.
495
00:21:49,775 --> 00:21:51,375
I hold regular
self-defense classes,
496
00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:54,778
so I'm teaching everyone
in town to protect themselves.
497
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:56,047
- You do?
498
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:58,181
- Well, I'm... I'm not sure that
we have the budget for that.
499
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,250
- Don't need a budget.
500
00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:00,684
Do it right here
in the town hall.
501
00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:02,186
- When?
502
00:22:02,188 --> 00:22:04,521
- The usual night.
503
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:05,856
You never show up.
504
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,325
- I would, but I never have
anything imaginary to wear.
505
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,427
- My point is,
I'm in the process
506
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:14,097
of turning every citizen in
this town into a lethal weapon.
507
00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:15,933
- Well, it sounds like
we have all the bases covered.
508
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,403
- I'm sure we'll catch
whoever it is in no time.
509
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,538
- Should have known.
510
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,274
Eat a couple of human heads,
cops start swarming,
511
00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:27,377
and soon, every loser in town
has a crime podcast.
512
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:30,648
I guess it's not that bad.
Mix it up a little.
513
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:33,884
Eat a few wild animals
while things calm down.
514
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:37,354
When we were young, we'd eat
anything with a pulse.
515
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:41,592
Nobody talked about carbs
or protein intake.
516
00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:43,427
Suppertime.
517
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:55,973
- Is this ok?
518
00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,110
No, it's not scary.
519
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,280
Oh.
520
00:23:03,415 --> 00:23:05,382
Hi, Max.
Catch the mantid yet?
521
00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:08,986
- Do you mean have
I saved the world again yet?
522
00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:10,187
No.
523
00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:13,523
- Now, if you'll excuse me,
524
00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:17,995
apparently, Bridget is afraid
of cartoon vampires.
525
00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:37,915
- What's the problem here,
little lady?
526
00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:39,450
Hey.
527
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:40,451
Well...
528
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,619
Yeah, I'm a little lady.
529
00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:44,722
And I'm just so silly.
530
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:48,692
You know, it's no-bra night
at the war protest,
531
00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:51,695
and I've done locked myself
out of my car.
532
00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:52,930
Oh.
533
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,197
Well, let me see what I can do.
534
00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:55,632
- All right.
535
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,034
Far out.
536
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,076
- There you go.
- Groovy.
537
00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:07,577
- What did you
say your name was?
538
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:10,013
I should, uh,
take it for my report.
539
00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:11,081
- Oh, yeah.
540
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,684
The name's Carol... Brady.
541
00:24:13,819 --> 00:24:16,119
Uh, husband's Mike.
He's an architect.
542
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,454
Just us and our six kids
543
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:20,491
and I think the housekeeper
maybe lives with us?
544
00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:21,859
- Like the TV show?
545
00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:22,926
- Is that on TV?
546
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:23,927
Already?
547
00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:26,797
I'm just joking.
548
00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:30,934
Uh, my real name is
Meredith Grey.
549
00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,335
I'm a surgeon.
550
00:24:32,337 --> 00:24:34,572
- Just need your name.
551
00:24:34,706 --> 00:24:36,039
- Outta sight.
552
00:24:38,377 --> 00:24:40,944
All right, all right.
553
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,780
Give peace a chance.
554
00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:46,817
Jesus.
555
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,251
- Found it.
556
00:24:49,755 --> 00:24:50,754
I win.
557
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:57,794
- You know, Max,
if you want to help...
558
00:24:57,796 --> 00:25:00,497
Max?
559
00:25:00,632 --> 00:25:01,498
Bridget.
560
00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:05,903
Oh, no.
561
00:25:10,741 --> 00:25:13,110
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, get into it.
Uh.
562
00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:14,978
Get into it.
A big one right there.
563
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:16,313
Oh, wow. All right.
564
00:25:16,315 --> 00:25:18,015
Good job, Marie.
Good job, everybody.
565
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:19,750
Give her a hand. Right?
566
00:25:19,885 --> 00:25:21,451
Nice job.
567
00:25:21,587 --> 00:25:22,953
Who wants to go next?
568
00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:24,221
Judy,
you want to give it a shot?
569
00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:25,656
Come on.
- Yes, sensei Mike.
570
00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:27,157
You don't have to call me that.
571
00:25:27,292 --> 00:25:28,525
- Yes, my lord.
572
00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:29,593
You don't have
to call me that either.
573
00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:30,894
Just remember,
574
00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:32,829
most of your attackers
will be men, all right?
575
00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:34,531
So you're going to want
to go strong into the groin.
576
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:36,033
All right?
Strong into the groin.
577
00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:38,669
- Trust me, it still hurts
even if you're a girl.
578
00:25:38,804 --> 00:25:40,771
I fell out of a tree when
I was eight.
579
00:25:40,906 --> 00:25:42,873
Took a tree limb
right in the beef.
580
00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:44,207
Ok.
581
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,375
Ok, Judy, thank you.
582
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,545
Let's, uh... let's give it a try.
All right.
583
00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:48,778
- Let's show 'em how it's done.
584
00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:50,613
- Here you go.
585
00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:51,848
- Yee-ah!
- Oh, wow.
586
00:25:51,850 --> 00:25:53,083
I see why you got the gi now.
587
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,818
- Hiyah!
- Oh, ok.
588
00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:56,586
- Ow.
- All right. Very good.
589
00:25:56,588 --> 00:25:58,789
- This is called the windmill.
590
00:25:58,791 --> 00:25:59,723
Yeah!
- Oh.
591
00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,024
Ah.
592
00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:03,760
- So, how's that whole
weird Joseph thing going?
593
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,862
You said that he's back in town?
594
00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:08,832
- Oh, I didn't say that.
595
00:26:08,967 --> 00:26:10,167
Some guy wearing a mask
596
00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:12,269
whose breath smelled very bad
told me that.
597
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:14,738
- He probably hadn't eaten
in a while.
598
00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:16,573
Sometimes that would do that.
599
00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:21,111
So what's... what's, um, going on
with that crazy thing anyway?
600
00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:23,314
- I can't really involve you.
601
00:26:23,448 --> 00:26:25,716
You should leave it up
to the professionals.
602
00:26:25,718 --> 00:26:26,750
- Well, I'm the mayor,
603
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:28,819
so I'm obviously a professional.
604
00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:31,655
- If snipping ribbons with
fake giant scissors counts.
605
00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:32,890
- Oh, those aren't fake.
They cut.
606
00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:35,292
Ask Charlie Jones about his ear.
607
00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:36,994
- Doesn't make sense
to loop you in
608
00:26:37,129 --> 00:26:38,461
since you don't know anything.
609
00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:41,598
- Oh, don't I?
610
00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:44,601
Let's just say I have experience
611
00:26:44,737 --> 00:26:48,271
with certain things
I cannot discuss.
612
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:49,606
- Experienced?
- Mm-hmm.
613
00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:51,875
- Like alien experience?
614
00:26:51,877 --> 00:26:52,943
I knew it.
615
00:26:53,078 --> 00:26:54,411
Kate has been abducted
by aliens.
616
00:26:54,413 --> 00:26:55,979
Just tell me.
617
00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:58,481
- Wow, you went right to... no.
618
00:26:58,483 --> 00:27:00,950
What?
No way.
619
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:01,952
That's... that's crazy.
620
00:27:02,087 --> 00:27:03,120
Slander, you know.
621
00:27:03,255 --> 00:27:04,888
Get out of here with that.
622
00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:06,823
- Ok, all right.
- Good job.
623
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,225
She got fists of steel.
624
00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:09,259
All right,
who else wants to try?
625
00:27:09,394 --> 00:27:10,794
Anybody?
626
00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:11,629
- I'll go.
627
00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:14,231
- Oh, all right.
Come on up, Kate.
628
00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:15,332
All right.
- Go, Kate. Hey.
629
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:16,500
- You know what?
630
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:17,635
Let's change it up
a little bit here.
631
00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:18,902
Do me a favor.
Turn around.
632
00:27:19,037 --> 00:27:20,203
- Oh.
- Yeah? Ok.
633
00:27:20,339 --> 00:27:21,805
You're out there.
634
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,641
You're minding
your own business.
635
00:27:23,775 --> 00:27:25,408
And you don't hear nothing.
636
00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:27,144
And then all of a sudden, bam.
637
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,745
Something's got you.
638
00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:32,015
Please
639
00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:33,550
give me my baby.
640
00:27:33,686 --> 00:27:34,884
- No.
641
00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:37,220
- Right by your neck.
Now, what you gonna do?
642
00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:38,922
- No.
I said no.
643
00:27:39,057 --> 00:27:39,923
- Jesus...
- No.
644
00:27:40,058 --> 00:27:40,957
- All right.
- No.
645
00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:43,026
- You're doing it.
- No. No. No.
646
00:27:43,028 --> 00:27:44,427
No. No. No.
647
00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:46,130
- Stop, stop.
- No. No. No.
648
00:27:46,264 --> 00:27:49,066
- It's ok, it's ok.
It's ok.
649
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:53,771
- I'm starting to remember.
650
00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:03,447
- Ms. Twelvetrees,
I need your help.
651
00:28:03,582 --> 00:28:06,349
- I'm in the middle
of something, sahar.
652
00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:08,151
- You're organizing lollipops.
653
00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:09,286
- Yeah, you want
the right flavor,
654
00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:10,287
you're going to thank me.
655
00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:11,588
- Max took Bridget.
656
00:28:11,723 --> 00:28:13,256
I think he's trying
to catch the mantid.
657
00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:15,192
- Jesus.
658
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:16,827
Uh, hold on one second.
659
00:28:16,962 --> 00:28:18,061
- Seriously?
660
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:19,496
- Ok, look. I can't
leave anything half-done.
661
00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:21,198
It's a problem.
662
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,333
Ok.
663
00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:25,468
- In the vastness of the cosmos,
664
00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:27,404
decisions are rarely simple.
665
00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:30,441
To save myself,
I must destroy my own kind.
666
00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:32,809
Yes, my people will
be annihilated,
667
00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:35,646
but they will not care because
they do not have emotions.
668
00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:38,181
They are very lucky that way.
669
00:28:38,183 --> 00:28:39,450
- Hold on.
670
00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:43,052
Uh, are we sure this device
is safe to take to the portal?
671
00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:44,154
- It is safe.
672
00:28:44,289 --> 00:28:46,089
- Remember the banana.
673
00:28:46,091 --> 00:28:48,992
What... what if this thing
jams the system or whatever?
674
00:28:49,127 --> 00:28:50,427
W-Why don't we tie a rope to it,
675
00:28:50,563 --> 00:28:51,562
we'll go through, get home,
676
00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:53,797
and then pull the thing
in after us?
677
00:28:53,799 --> 00:28:56,633
- Your tiny red brain
is working so hard.
678
00:28:56,768 --> 00:28:58,501
This is not a banana.
679
00:28:58,637 --> 00:29:01,204
This is
a pleiadian gamma cluster.
680
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:05,608
It can monitor tides, currents,
water temperature,
681
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:09,846
the salinity of trillions
of gallons of water at once.
682
00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:13,884
This device
is incomprehensibly complex.
683
00:29:14,019 --> 00:29:16,086
This is a rock.
- What?
684
00:29:16,221 --> 00:29:17,754
- Son of a bitch.
685
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:19,723
She tricked us.
686
00:29:19,725 --> 00:29:21,891
Mostly you.
687
00:29:35,708 --> 00:29:39,109
- Ok, dad.
Here we go.
688
00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:53,256
- I was so sure I saw it.
689
00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:54,991
The...
690
00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:56,259
Thing.
691
00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:57,528
- Ufo.
692
00:29:57,662 --> 00:29:59,195
You did.
693
00:29:59,197 --> 00:30:01,999
I saw it too.
694
00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:04,267
What if I said
I could give you proof?
695
00:30:04,403 --> 00:30:06,537
- I already have proof.
696
00:30:06,671 --> 00:30:09,540
My daughter
took a dozen pictures.
697
00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:11,508
Look at them.
698
00:30:11,644 --> 00:30:15,846
It was just a weather balloon.
699
00:30:15,981 --> 00:30:16,913
Come on, Jen.
700
00:30:17,049 --> 00:30:18,348
This is the United States
government.
701
00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,950
They know what
they're talking about.
702
00:30:20,085 --> 00:30:21,151
I...
703
00:30:26,891 --> 00:30:29,092
I don't know what
is wrong with me.
704
00:30:29,227 --> 00:30:32,495
- Nothing is wrong with you.
705
00:30:32,631 --> 00:30:34,364
Here.
706
00:30:34,499 --> 00:30:36,166
Not a photo.
707
00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:37,801
Real.
708
00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:40,903
It fell out of the ship.
I saw it.
709
00:30:42,707 --> 00:30:44,374
- Fell off a satellite?
710
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:47,243
Some kid's science project.
711
00:30:47,245 --> 00:30:50,447
I don't know.
712
00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:52,315
- You listen to me.
713
00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:55,919
This is what they do.
They mess with your head.
714
00:30:56,054 --> 00:30:57,520
They make you
doubt your own eyes.
715
00:30:57,522 --> 00:31:01,524
It's how people end up thinking
the moon landing was fake.
716
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:04,127
- They do?
- Oh, not yet.
717
00:31:04,129 --> 00:31:05,862
It doesn't matter.
718
00:31:09,934 --> 00:31:12,536
- You know what makes
this even worse?
719
00:31:12,670 --> 00:31:14,537
I told Henry
down at the elks about it.
720
00:31:16,341 --> 00:31:18,941
So stupid.
721
00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:21,411
Now it's all around town.
722
00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:25,615
Went to get my paper
this morning.
723
00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:28,685
Neighbors just staring at me.
724
00:31:28,821 --> 00:31:31,754
- Forget everyone else.
725
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:34,557
Believe what you know is true.
726
00:31:34,693 --> 00:31:38,228
- I don't know what's true.
727
00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:39,562
Not anymore.
728
00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,434
You should go now.
729
00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:54,144
- Thanks for fixing
Peter's legs.
730
00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:57,113
I didn't realize I was
putting them on backwards.
731
00:31:57,115 --> 00:31:59,382
- Been walking around
like an ostrich.
732
00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,250
It's not such a bad thing.
733
00:32:01,386 --> 00:32:05,188
An ostrich will kick
the stuffing out of a cheetah.
734
00:32:05,190 --> 00:32:06,989
- Hold on. I just need to use
the little girl's room.
735
00:32:06,991 --> 00:32:08,358
- Go ahead.
736
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,268
I'm mouth-trumpeting,
because I'm peeing,
737
00:32:18,403 --> 00:32:20,170
and I don't want
you to hear me pee.
738
00:32:20,305 --> 00:32:21,504
- Then trumpet
a different song then,
739
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,873
'cause that one's going
to get stuck in my head
740
00:32:23,007 --> 00:32:23,940
and then every time I hear it,
741
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,909
I'm going to think about you
pee...
742
00:32:42,827 --> 00:32:45,027
- I know what you mean
about the trumpeting.
743
00:32:45,029 --> 00:32:47,698
I got sick once during
our high school production
744
00:32:47,832 --> 00:32:49,632
of "meet me in St. Louis,"
745
00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:53,369
and now, every time I hear
clang, clang, clang...
746
00:32:53,371 --> 00:32:55,171
Sir?
747
00:32:55,173 --> 00:32:58,175
- It's a... a bug.
748
00:32:58,309 --> 00:32:59,943
- You... you saw a bug?
749
00:33:00,078 --> 00:33:01,043
What kind of bug?
750
00:33:01,045 --> 00:33:02,044
- Big.
751
00:33:02,046 --> 00:33:03,179
A big thing.
752
00:33:03,181 --> 00:33:06,048
A g... a giant thing, like,
8, 9 feet tall.
753
00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:08,285
Like a... like a...
Like a giant cricket.
754
00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:11,187
- Cricket?
755
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,655
Wait.
756
00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,691
W-Was it more like
a praying mantis?
757
00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:16,859
- Yes.
Like that.
758
00:33:16,861 --> 00:33:18,394
- Oh, my god.
759
00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:20,630
It was a mantid alien.
760
00:33:20,765 --> 00:33:22,999
You saw another alien.
761
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,734
And not just any alien,
762
00:33:24,869 --> 00:33:27,370
one of the rarest aliens
in the universe.
763
00:33:27,372 --> 00:33:28,538
Oh, man.
764
00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:31,407
Everyone gets
to see an alien but me.
765
00:33:31,409 --> 00:33:33,810
I'm never peeing again.
766
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,684
- Ok, we wait for the milkman.
767
00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:42,218
And then you jump him
768
00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:45,021
and strip him of his uniform,
put on the uniform,
769
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,557
knock on the door,
seduce the father,
770
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:50,426
ply him with milks and cheeses,
get weird with it,
771
00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:51,694
but keep his...
772
00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:54,297
- This plan really hinges
on his attraction to milkmen.
773
00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:56,399
Who isn't attracted to milkmen?
774
00:33:56,401 --> 00:33:57,667
Uh...
775
00:33:57,802 --> 00:34:00,737
- Whatever you idiots
were planning, forget it.
776
00:34:00,739 --> 00:34:02,239
I failed.
777
00:34:02,241 --> 00:34:07,210
My father is going to die,
so this is all yours.
778
00:34:09,113 --> 00:34:10,480
- Ok, goodbye.
779
00:34:10,615 --> 00:34:11,882
- Wait, wait.
780
00:34:12,016 --> 00:34:12,915
What happened?
781
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,718
- I thought I could save him.
782
00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:18,888
Thought I could
change the future.
783
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:22,925
I spent my whole life
hating my younger self
784
00:34:22,927 --> 00:34:25,461
because she didn't do enough.
785
00:34:25,463 --> 00:34:28,197
Maybe it's time to forgive her.
786
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,600
Because I failed him, too.
787
00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:31,868
- Ok, goodbye.
788
00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:35,037
- Ok, hold on. Jesus.
789
00:34:35,173 --> 00:34:38,075
Look, that sucks.
790
00:34:38,209 --> 00:34:39,609
But maybe you weren't meant
to come back
791
00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:41,478
and change things, right?
792
00:34:41,613 --> 00:34:43,847
Why... why don't you come back
with us?
793
00:34:43,982 --> 00:34:46,283
- No.
I'm staying.
794
00:34:46,285 --> 00:34:47,817
- Well, I'm not.
795
00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:50,253
I will wait for you
at the portal.
796
00:34:54,026 --> 00:34:55,225
I don't get it.
797
00:34:55,227 --> 00:34:56,726
Why stay here?
798
00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:58,428
You're just a waitress.
799
00:34:58,430 --> 00:34:59,963
You could go back
to where you're admiral
800
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:02,899
of the space army or whatever.
801
00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:04,567
I don't really
know what your job was, sorry.
802
00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:08,238
- I'm staying for her.
803
00:35:08,373 --> 00:35:10,640
That little girl is
going to need somebody.
804
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:16,178
Her father wouldn't listen,
not even to his own daughter.
805
00:35:16,180 --> 00:35:19,382
- Yeah, but you're not.
806
00:35:19,517 --> 00:35:20,450
- What?
807
00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:22,385
- His daughter.
808
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,056
I mean, not here, not to him.
809
00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:29,992
You're just Jen
from the lobster shack.
810
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,928
Maybe you should let her try.
811
00:35:37,735 --> 00:35:39,201
Look, I gotta go.
812
00:35:39,203 --> 00:35:43,273
He is a hundo p
not waiting for me.
813
00:35:43,408 --> 00:35:45,475
- Hey.
814
00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:46,676
Did Harry ever tell you
815
00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:49,812
what he's really planning
to use that device for?
816
00:35:56,354 --> 00:35:58,221
- Oh, hi, Ms. McCallister.
817
00:35:58,357 --> 00:36:01,825
- That was one of my favorite
books when I was your age.
818
00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:04,927
Everyone gave me baby books,
819
00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:08,765
but my dad knew that
I was capable of more.
820
00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:14,571
You saw that ufo, didn't you?
821
00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:17,541
- I... I don't know.
822
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:26,249
I know you think that if you
tell your dad what you saw
823
00:36:26,384 --> 00:36:28,551
that he might not believe you,
824
00:36:28,553 --> 00:36:31,654
that things might never
be the same between you again.
825
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:34,724
- How did you know that?
826
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:39,296
- I was once a little girl too.
827
00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:44,267
Lots of people will try
to take away your voice.
828
00:36:44,402 --> 00:36:47,670
But you always have
to tell the truth.
829
00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:51,474
I know that you are very strong.
830
00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:54,677
And right now,
you can share your strength
831
00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:59,882
with your dad so that he
believes he saw what he saw.
832
00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:07,824
Do you think you could do that
for both of us?
833
00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:34,851
- Dad?
834
00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:36,219
I saw it too.
835
00:37:36,221 --> 00:37:37,087
- You did?
836
00:37:37,221 --> 00:37:39,722
- I believe you.
837
00:37:39,858 --> 00:37:46,128
- Oh, thank you, honey,
for believing.
838
00:37:50,134 --> 00:37:52,535
- Are you sure
this is the right way?
839
00:37:52,670 --> 00:37:54,737
- Yes. Max said he found
some animal carcasses
840
00:37:54,739 --> 00:37:56,539
near the Grady property.
841
00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:02,278
- Yup, here I am,
842
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:07,083
Max, just a normal
unsupervised kid
843
00:38:07,219 --> 00:38:12,154
in the woods alone at night,
who can see aliens.
844
00:38:12,156 --> 00:38:14,224
I hope there's no monsters
around.
845
00:38:14,358 --> 00:38:15,558
I'm really helpless.
846
00:38:21,199 --> 00:38:22,198
- Hey, stupid.
847
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,166
Looks like company's coming.
848
00:38:28,706 --> 00:38:31,174
- Oh!
- Lame catchphrase.
849
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,408
Here's mine.
850
00:38:32,544 --> 00:38:35,011
- Let me go.
851
00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,550
- Ow! Wait a minute.
852
00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:51,861
- What the hell?
853
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:52,929
- Gross.
854
00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:54,030
- Huh?
855
00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:55,765
Oh, hey, guys.
856
00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:57,867
You seen Harry?
857
00:39:04,641 --> 00:39:06,142
- Why didn't you tell me
858
00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:07,343
I was helping you
destroy your people?
859
00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,945
- I think you would
not have helped.
860
00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:11,514
- No, I wouldn't have.
Good call.
861
00:39:11,649 --> 00:39:13,883
- I'm doing it
to kill the mantid,
862
00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:16,018
to save earth, your planet.
863
00:39:16,154 --> 00:39:17,086
- Yeah, right.
864
00:39:17,221 --> 00:39:18,554
One day as a human,
865
00:39:18,556 --> 00:39:20,756
and you care so much
about the people of earth.
866
00:39:20,758 --> 00:39:21,757
- Yes.
867
00:39:21,759 --> 00:39:23,826
- You can't lie to a liar.
868
00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:25,027
Look at me.
869
00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:27,697
Harry.
- Leave me alone.
870
00:39:27,832 --> 00:39:28,898
I have to do this.
871
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,833
- Yeah, to get
your alien energy back.
872
00:39:30,969 --> 00:39:32,435
- Yes.
873
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:35,037
Ok, fine.
874
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:37,974
I need it back.
I have to have it.
875
00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:40,877
I am weak in this human body.
876
00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:44,381
I am vulnerable.
I am frightened.
877
00:39:44,515 --> 00:39:46,916
- Welcome to the club.
878
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:48,785
- I'm nothing now.
879
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,653
You should understand.
880
00:39:50,788 --> 00:39:52,588
You were an olympic athlete.
881
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:57,826
What if you had a chance
to get that back?
882
00:39:57,828 --> 00:39:59,495
- Yeah, yeah.
883
00:39:59,631 --> 00:40:01,263
I'd be tempted.
884
00:40:01,265 --> 00:40:04,734
But not if it was going
to kill everyone on earth.
885
00:40:04,869 --> 00:40:09,339
And if I was in that situation,
I would...
886
00:40:09,473 --> 00:40:11,207
I would want a friend
to talk me out of it.
887
00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:12,808
- I do not want you
to talk me out of it.
888
00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:14,210
I don't want to feel like this.
889
00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:17,480
I do not want to feel
like I am nothing.
890
00:40:17,615 --> 00:40:21,984
- I think you'll feel more
like nothing if you do this.
891
00:40:21,986 --> 00:40:24,420
These are your people.
892
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:27,557
You can't just wipe 'em out.
893
00:40:27,692 --> 00:40:31,227
- But I will be me again.
894
00:40:31,363 --> 00:40:33,896
- But only you.
895
00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:38,901
No one else in your race.
No connection.
896
00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:42,271
Just floating
at the end of nothing.
897
00:41:01,526 --> 00:41:06,462
Sometimes beings are forced
to acknowledge their history.
898
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:18,340
And to recognize that
they are not separate from it,
899
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:21,477
but that
it lives inside of them.
900
00:41:27,752 --> 00:41:29,285
- Yeah, your cards are bad.
901
00:41:29,287 --> 00:41:30,820
- There's a couple
of cards there.
902
00:41:30,955 --> 00:41:33,423
- Sometimes they get
to rewrite their history.
903
00:41:33,557 --> 00:41:34,424
- Take that one.
I don't even need it.
904
00:41:34,558 --> 00:41:35,558
I don't want that one.
905
00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:37,427
I want...
I want this one over here.
906
00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:39,895
- Sometimes
they avoid it entirely.
907
00:41:40,898 --> 00:41:42,665
- I spent my whole life
908
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,368
hating my younger self,
because she didn't do enough.
909
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:47,904
Maybe it's time to forgive her.
910
00:41:49,441 --> 00:41:52,174
- You screwed everything up.
911
00:42:03,121 --> 00:42:04,987
- Oh, hey, there's D'arcy.
912
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:18,868
- Please.
Give me my baby.
913
00:42:19,003 --> 00:42:21,737
- Hon, you okay?
914
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,340
- She was there.
915
00:42:24,476 --> 00:42:25,741
- What?
916
00:42:30,014 --> 00:42:33,583
- My history is one of being
a strong, proud alien,
917
00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:36,018
and I chose to preserve that.
918
00:42:36,154 --> 00:42:37,886
Now my story is...
919
00:42:38,022 --> 00:42:39,955
I am a human.
920
00:42:39,957 --> 00:42:42,158
And a lactose-intolerant human.
921
00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:45,495
But as humans like to say,
and I still do not know why,
922
00:42:45,630 --> 00:42:48,764
it is what it is.
923
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,233
And I'm sure
it will not be as bad.
924
00:42:50,368 --> 00:42:51,433
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
925
00:42:51,435 --> 00:42:52,568
Foot cramp. Foot cramp.
926
00:42:52,704 --> 00:42:55,905
Ah, ah.
927
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,908
- Honey, I'm home.
928
00:42:59,043 --> 00:43:00,777
- Heather.
929
00:43:00,779 --> 00:43:02,978
- I want you to meet your kids.
930
00:43:08,186 --> 00:43:11,120
- And sometimes, our history
comes home to roost.
931
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:14,057
Oh.
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