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Now, does anybody have a real story making you?

We got that, um, we got that feminine, that Linda Blowhand.

Oh, yeah!

So, uh, everyone knows she's, you know, she's with child, she's knocked up.

You're about to make some time for me, motherfucker.

She thinks that feminine is the one who, you know, suckers. The biggest thing

about it is that this is like...

This rockumentary about who's like big as turf.

That's right. That's right. Dr.

Drado. Femin -M.

Reptumentary. That's how we do it in the studio, y 'all.

Yeah, but it's Batman. It's just Ilyn. That's right. Whoa.

Freeze. Freeze.

Ilyn. Man, you Ilyn? Ilyn.

Nobody say that no more.

Yeah, that's where this footage came from.

That's right. That's right. Yeah, it's like we got this big scoop.

Guys, go about it. Get it. This is good. All right. All right. Move it.

Come on, homie. You keep spitting that weed, people gonna know you white bread.

Duh, listen to me. This is your comeback, your get back, your

your... Playboy, you got to go hard or you got to go home. Simple as that.

Keep this shit 100.

I'm sorry.

Who's there?

Who that be?

I'm clean now. I ain't holding shit.

Are you high?

Are you tweaking right now?

Why haven't you been answering your motherfucking phone? I don't have no

anymore. What?

What do you think I am? You think I'm a little dime a dozen whore that you can

just fuck and deposit your load in and then never call me back again? Well,

yeah.

Calm down. You know what? Calm down.

You know what?

Calm down.

Well, I hope you like fucking shooting your con girls, because you're about to

be a daddy.

Ooh, my name is Paul, and on that note, that's between y 'all.

Hey, man, where you going, man? I'm a producer.

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Don't you, like, fuck everybody?

Well, yeah, I guess I kind of do.

That is not the point, asshole. The point is that you are the only one

not on drugs right now, so there's no other way the baby has to be yours.

I don't know about that.

I mean, rehab can't be expensive.

Alright, there's two ways we can handle this.

Number one, and preferably, you can empty your pockets right now and give me

shit fucking ton of money so I can take care of this little brat.

Yeah?

I ain't got no money.

That's bullshit!

But number two will work too.

You can...

Sit down.

You can unzip your pants right now and let me ride your little white cock so

that I can get off over and over because, frankly, the lady hasn't been

it in the orgasm department.

I mean, we could do that and since we're fucking, I mean, I guess I could come

in you since you're already knocked up, right?

Hell no, I don't want fucking twins. What's wrong with you?

Hey, um...

Can I get on that little thing going on here?

Yeah, man, sure. I gotta save some energy. That's a good idea. Who is he?

I'm the production assistant.

Oh, okay.

Stand up.

Don't, no, never mind. Don't touch me. Just...

Don't fucking touch me.

I'm already touching you with my dick. It's in your mouth. Shut up!

Oh, hip hop, baby.

Yeah.

That's how I imagined you.

Aloha. That's how I imagined you, baby.

Yeah.

Wow, baby.

This is it. Get gangster with it.

Oh, my God.

Take care of it.

I want your mouth. I want your little mouth, baby.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Two fucking hard dicks.

Yeah.

All

the

way down.

All the way down.

I want to see your fucking face. Get fucked.

Can you get fucked in your pussy?

Fuck you, baby.

You're better than that dyke shit you were doing last night.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, my

God.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

shit. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Give me, hurry up, hurry up.

um um

Look at those titties.

Look at those fucking titties.

Fuck. Oh, my God.

Fuck. Oh, my God.

Mm -hmm.

Your pussy hair's so sick. Yeah?

You like that? You like that I'm wearing a red head?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah.

I like that. Right, I like that, bitch.

Don't you call me bitch.

Come on.

Sit down, I can't smell your whole dick.

Wow, oh my god

It's your turn.

It's Natalie's turn. Don't think that you're getting anything.

Only from you.

Only from my pleasure.

Put both of your fingers in there.

Both of your fingers.

Yeah.

You want it to be stretched open? Yeah, stretch my fingers.

Oh, man.

Thank you.

Oh my

god.

Good girl.

Yeah, go up and down.

Feel good?

Yeah.

Get me. Get me.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Fuck.

Oh, no.

Get me.

Get me.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God. You're so tiny.

You're so tiny.

Look at you.

I know, I know.

Don't act like my girlfriend and fucking give it to me.

Oh, baby.

Oh, my God.

Somebody better give it to me.

It's right into your mouth. Let me see. Let me see.

Wow, my fucking god. That shit feels so good.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Wait.

You can't get pregnant if the cum goes down your throat to your stomach, right?