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Homebrew.

Honey, can you get that?

Tyler, you're going to have dinner with us.

Yeah.

Tyler? Hi, how are you?

Kira? Yeah, Kira. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

I've heard a lot about you.

Did I come in a bad time there?

This? Yeah. No, I'm always dressed like this. Oh, okay. No, but I'm almost done

cooking. I'm just going to show you to your seat.

Okay, cool.

Okay.

Hey, Tyler.

Give me a second.

Make yourself at home.

I'm going to go fill this with the mac and cheese. Okay.

Take it, man.

Oh, yeah, no.

That's how it is around here. I love it.

You're cool with that? Yeah, I'm cool with that.

That's fucking hot, man.

Where's your mom?

Not here, right?

Not here right now. Thank God.

Yeah, she's pretty kinky.

Yeah, she's into some crazy shit.

I don't know which one would you rather have, her or your mom.

Her stress is like that.

I mean, it's literally just kinky.

You okay with that?

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, it's family.

You married him well.

Who's hotter, her or mom?

Her mom's hotter.

But who's hotter?

Come on, be honest, be honest.

Oh yeah, just like that.

Can you bring a sharp knife, please?

Something to cut the kitchen?

Mm -hmm. That one's right for crispy, huh?

Here, press.

Great.

No, go ahead.

Actually, this is okay. I got it.

Just stay in there. I don't really... No, great.

No grapes in this house.

Now, I'm going to have to tell you about the apron.

You don't wear that at the table. It's rude. Oh, sorry.

I forgot.

You know what? We'll have some of that gravy.

Hey, this is great.

Here, grab me your plate.

My plate? Yeah.

Preston, do you mind if I get some of the meat there?

Oh, shit.

I didn't know you ate chicken.

I love chicken.

Here.

Oh, can I just keep the whole thing?

Yeah, take it.

What is that?

Corn.

Oh, the cornbread?

Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah, I'll have some of that.

Is it hot?

Mm -hmm.

Mmm.

You cooked some delicious chicken It is really good

So, Preston, when do you go back to work?

I go back to work in about three days. Three days. Three days. Wow.

What

are

you guys doing?

No.

It's okay, man. I told you.

Stepdaughter, she's a freak.

I can tell.

Um... I don't know what to say.

Here.

She knows what to do.

It's a giving family. I told you.

Go ahead.

It's a matter of fact.

Why aren't you strong?

How can you ignore?

So this is the best Thanksgiving ever, man.

I'm serious.

You really are a giver, aren't you?

So she just does whatever you tell her to?

Yeah, pretty much.

Did you do anything your father told you to?

really sucks a good dick.

Oh, fuck.

She knows how to suck dick.

Yeah, she does.

Your house, your rules, your daughter, man.

Thank you.

Take care of the cats. Yeah.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

Thank you.

Right as cut.

Bang bros.

You like that?

You might be able to hold up, don't you?

Damn, bro.

So look, I ain't going to take a shower.

Yeah. Guys, just go ahead and finish eating.

I'll meet you guys out here when I'm done.

That was the best Thanksgiving ever.

Ever.

I'm coming over for the holidays.

Good.

Do you want Christmas?

Yeah.