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Greetings, Bat-fans.

This is Batman.

And Robin, the Boy Wonder.

And me too, Bat-Mite.

Welcoming you to The New Adventures of Batman.

Watch us wage our never-ending battle of good versus evil.

Ride with us as we chase the greatest array of villains

the world has ever seen,

proving that crime does not pay.

Get set for thrills and action.

Join me, Batman.

And me, Robin, the Boy Wonder.

And Batgirl.

And me too, Bat-Mite.

In the super New Adventures of…

…Batman.

Time for breakfast, Zarbor.

He's gone!

But… But that's impossible!

Not now, it isn't.

Bye-bye.

And now, Batman and Robin,

it is time you paid for putting the great Zarbor into prison.

And to think I gave up a nice, quiet game of chess for this.

He's all yours, Bruce.

No, you don't, Brucie-boy.

I want a crack at Zarbor.

- Bat-Mite… - I mean, after all,

he is one of my people,

so it only seems right that I should get to…

Bat-Mite!

… punch his lights out, and—

- Bat-Mite! - Yes, sir.

Don't call me "Brucie-boy."

The Bat-Signal.

That can only mean trouble.

Let's go, Dick.

Be right with you, guys.

First I gotta do a number on old, dumb Zarbor.

Piece of cake.

Upside-down cake.

Hi, guys.

Did you take care of Zarbor, Bat-Mite?

Oh, yeah.

No problem for a karate expert such as myself.

Zarbor's no problem for anybody anymore.

Yeah, I can see him sitting in his escape-proof cell right now,

wishing he could get his hands on us.

Holy headstands!

What happened, Commissioner?

Darnedest thing I ever saw, Robin.

I was working in my office

when all of a sudden, the whole building did a big flip-flop.

Luckily, nobody was hurt.

Only one fiendish fellow

could levitate an entire building like this.

Yeah. Zarbor.

But he's locked up.

You are wrong.

I'm free as a bird.

So, it was you.

Yes, you guessed right, Caped Creep-o,

but you won't be around long enough to collect any medals for it.

Why not?

Because you are both coming with me.

Holy lightning bolt, Batman! Look out!

You shouldn't have done that, Boy Blunder.

Hey, no fair.

Sorry to rain on your parade, Zarbor.

I'll be back…

for you, Batman.

He took Robin away! Poor Robin.

Don't worry, Bat-Mite. We'll get Robin back.

Oh, good. That's a load off my mind.

Dad, look.

City hall's right-side up again.

Well, that solves one problem, Barbara.

But now we have a bigger one.

Finding out what Zarbor wants with Batman and Robin.

Maybe the Batcomputer can come up with some answers.

Holy conspiracy!

What do you want with us, Zarbor?

I am going to rule the entire Earth,

and you and Batman are going to help me.

You're nuts!

Am I?

You're already here,

and Batman will soon take his place beside you.

- You've forgotten one thing. - Oh?

We never help turkeys like you.

But of course you will, dear boy,

after my mind-ray converts you to a more,

shall we say, sensible way of thinking?

Now, don't run off.

I'll be back again with your blundering buddy, Batman.

Batcomputer, do you have any idea where Zarbor has taken Robin?

Negative.

Zarbor could be anywhere.

He has amazing powers.

Big deal. So have I.

Not like Zarbor.

Oh, yeah? Watch this.

Not now, Bat-Mite.

I wanna teach this big box of Bat-baloney a lesson.

Now, there's amazing power.

And there's the Bat-Signal.

The Bat-Signal?

What's so funny?

That's the result of amazing power.

The most amazing thing about your power

is that you've survived it this long.

What's up, Commissioner?

"What's up?"

Half of Gotham City is up,

and I'm fed up.

It looks like another one of Zarbor's lures

to trap you, Batman.

Be careful.

Thanks for the warning, Barbara.

I'll keep my eyes open.

Batman, there he is.

Hello, Batman.

Pardon me for being so uppity.

Get it? Uppity?

Ugh! His sense of humor's as bad as his manners.

Now, listen here, Zarbor—

No, you listen, Batman.

Either you come along with me now,

or I snap my fingers

and we have the world's biggest brick pile.

You wouldn't.

He would. He would.

Zarbor, over here.

What?

Batman, you tricked me.

Look out! He's trying to snap his fingers.

Bat-Mite, press the orange button.

Roger dodger.

You've pulled your last stunt,

my dear friend, Batman.

Not quite.

- Gotcha. - Yikes!

Now, that's what I call a flying tackle.

Let me go! Let me go!

Oh, no.

Now we'll have to start looking all over again.

But finding Zarbor is like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Where do we start?

A good question, Commissioner.

I know. We start with my…

sniffer.

I can smell an Ergonian 50 miles away.

What do I have to lose?

Have you got anything yet, Bat-Mite?

Yeah.

A cold.

Come on, we've been driving around for nearly an hour.

We're getting close. I can feel it.

There. I smell him. I smell Zarbor.

Good work, Bat-Mite. Which way?

There!

Zarbor is on Mount Rushmore?

That's what my nose says.

Well, I hope your nose knows what it's talking about.

Come on, we'll take the Batgyro.

All right, Bat-Mite, here we are.

So, where's Zarbor?

I don't know, but keep moving.

We're getting warmer.

This is my lucky day.

I can hardly believe it.

Batman is delivering himself right to my front door.

Hey! Open up! Batman!

Oh, boy. This is a real Bat-tastrophe.

The Dynamic Duo's done for, unless I can rescue them.

At last I have the Dynamic Duo where I want them,

on my side.

Once I throw these switches

and my mind-machine takes over,

they'll be known as the Crime Crusaders.

Mr. President,

the Navy Department has recently—

Good evening, gentlemen.

Batman and Robin.

What an unexpected surprise.

We're not here as friends, Mr. President.

We are now your enemies.

Enemies? But I don't understand.

Is this some kind of joke?

No joke, Mr. President.

Me and the Caped Crusaders are going to rule the world.

They're crazy. Grab them!

Just like little fish out of water, right, Dynamic Duo?

Right, Zarbor.

All right, get to work.

I have a worldwide television appearance to make.

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.

Oh, boy!

You stupid horn!

Oh, boy!

Batgirl!

What are you doing here, Bat-Mite?

I was trying to find Batman and Robin,

but my finger got stuck in the horn,

and I didn't know where the starter was, and I—

Never mind.

Any luck finding Batman and Robin?

Well, no, but I—

Batgirl, this is Commissioner Gordon. Do you read me?

Go ahead, Commissioner.

Turn on your Bat-Vision.

You won't believe it.

Leaders of Earth,

my name is Zarbor,

and I have come from the dimension of Ergo

to take over as your new world-ruler.

And the famed Crime Crusaders, Batman and Robin,

will assist me.

Batgirl, how—

Do not doubt my powers, for as you can see,

the president and his chiefs of staff

have discovered the hard way that I am deadly serious.

But I do not believe in standing on past victories,

so here is a new display of my powers.

Somehow, Zarbor's turned Batman and Robin into bad guys.

We've gotta find them before it's too late.

Commissioner, Bat-Mite and I are on our way to Washington.

Right, Batgirl. And good luck.

But, but… But Batgirl, Washington is four hours from here.

Not if we use the jet-boosters.

We'll be there in ten minutes.

Things are happening very quickly now, my evil friends,

and banks all over the country are waiting for you to pick up my—

I mean, our money.

Whatever you say, Zarbor.

Excellent.

Now, you will need some transportation to carry my—

I mean, our money in.

Here is the list of all the banks donating money.

Now, get going, Crime Crusaders,

and if you need me, I'll be here

at our new White House.

That's an even million dollars, Batman.

Robin and I and Zarbor thank you.

Why are you doing this, Batman?

Two reasons, wealth and power.

Batgirl, I saw the Batmobile down that street.

Well, Robs, another bank, another million.

Hi, Caped Crusaders.

Hey, wait up, guys!

We wanna talk to you!

They're still behind us, Batman, and starting to gain.

I'll take care of that.

They're getting away, Batgirl.

Stay with them, Bat-Mite. Use your magic.

Good idea. See ya.

That smoke screen worked like a charm, Batman.

- Good. How many banks are left? - Three.

You know something, Robs, crime does pay.

Hi, Caped Crusaders.

Not anymore, Bat-Mite.

We're the Crime Crusaders.

Now, buzz off.

No way. You're still the good guys.

Zarbor's mind-ray has just messed up your head.

Buzz off, Rat-Mite.

- I'm staying. - You're going.

Staying.

Going.

Going!

Right on, Crime Crusader.

Bat-Mite, are you all right?

I think my ego is bruised.

What happened?

I was given the heave-ho.

But Bat-Mite doesn't give up easily,

and I think I've got a plan that'll turn Batman and Robin

back into good guys.

- See you, Batgirl. - Bat-Mite, wait!

What's your plan?

Sometimes this job is really a pain.

Listen to me, Caped Crusaders.

I've got a plan that'll break Zarbor's mind-ray spell.

Out of the way, Bat-Mite.

Look at this.

Remember this caper with the Joker?

You don't wanna turn out to be a creep like the Joker, do ya?

Yeah, I remember that caper.

Out of the way, Bat-Mite.

Well, how 'bout the—

Oh, boy!

Fill it up.

You've gone too far, you pint-sized turkey.

Remember these capers, guys?

Oh!

I'm getting a headache.

Holy migraine. Same here.

That means it's working.

Keep looking at the pictures, guys.

Did your plan work, Bat-Mite?

We'll know in a second.

Bat-Mite? Batgirl?

What… What happened?

Zarbor turned you into bad guys with his mind-ray.

Holy brainwashing.

Yeah, now I remember.

We were helping him take over the world.

Somehow we've gotta stop him.

There's only one way to cut off Zarbor's powers, Caped Crusader,

and that's with a solid, steel box.

But the problem will be getting him inside it.

You're right, Batgirl, that's a big problem.

No, it isn't.

I've got a plan that can't fail.

At this point, anything's worth a try.

Taking over the world was easier than I thought,

especially with the Crime Crusaders doing most of the work.

Right, fellas?

We have a couple of surprises for you, Zarbor.

Batgirl?

How did you ever manage that?

Piece of cake.

We got Bat-Mite, too, boss.

Bat-Mite?

Oh, this is my lucky day.

Want a closer look?

Funny, I don't smell an Ergonian—

You take me for a fool?

Give it up, Zarbor.

Zarbor never gives up.

Now we've had it.

He's in the Batmobile. Let's go.

Use the Bat-Hooks.

Oh, good. They want to play.

Robin, when we're back on the ground, use your remote device

and steer the Batmobile near that garbage truck.

I'm going to try and put Zarbor where he belongs.

Right, Batman.

What is this?

Good, hold it there, Robin.

Adios, Zarbor.

That is no fair.

A dirty trick.

Let me out of here.

You know something, guys?

I think Zarbor has found a new home.

Gadzooks, it smells in here.

Help!

Bat-message.

Well, Batman,

old Zarbor is finally behind bars.

If it hadn't been for Bat-Mite—

Bat-Mite? Uh-oh!

Let me out of here, you dynamic turkeys!

What's the big idea, locking me up in that dumb box, huh?

We'll make it up to you.

Cross your hearts?

Cross our hearts.

Okay, teach me how to drive the Batboat,

Batmobile, Batcopter…