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Greetings, Bat-fans. This is Batman.

And Robin, the Boy Wonder.

And me too, Bat-Mite.

Welcoming you to The New Adventures of Batman.

Watch us wage our never-ending battle of good versus evil.

Ride with us as we chase the greatest array of villains

the world has ever seen,

proving that crime does not pay.

Get set for thrills and action.

Join me, Batman.

And me, Robin, the Boy Wonder.

And Batgirl.

And me too, Bat-Mite.

In the super New Adventures of…

… Batman.

Gentlemen, I've called you here tonight

because you are the top criminal minds in Gotham City.

Yet, you still tip-toe around in Batman and Robin's shadow.

Why you, big giraffe, I oughta—

You oughta listen.

Because only I can solve your problem.

For a price, I will personally catch Batman and Robin.

You couldn't catch your breath.

Oh, no?

Care to change your mind, Lucky?

Hey, get this off of me.

Temper, temper, temper.

I don't know how you did that, punk.

But now, you're gonna pay for it.

Help!

Okay, I give up.

Now how'd you do it?

That is unimportant.

The fact is that Batman and Robin

will be no tougher to catch than you are.

Very impressive.

What's your name, friend?

They call me…

The Chameleon.

Well, whatever your price is, Chameleon, you've got a deal.

Excellent. Excellent.

So, what's your plan, Chameleon?

First, take a look at this.

And now, to dedicate the new Gotham City's Solar Power Plant,

here is Police Commissioner Gordon and his daughter,

Assistant District Attorney Barbara Gordon.

Thank you.

When I press this button,

all of Gotham City's electrical power

will be supplied by this giant mirror

that collects not only the energy of the sun,

but that of the moon as well.

It is a great step forward.

Gentlemen, whoever shuts down that power plant

will turn off every burglar alarm in town.

And with Batman and Robin as my prisoners,

Gotham City will be one big treasure chest.

Waiting for you to empty it.

Then what are we waiting for? Let's get started.

Can you believe it, Bruce? We finally have a night off.

Mm-hmm. And I'm enjoying every peaceful minute of it, Dick.

How do you like your burger?

- Rare, medium… - Surprise!

Or well done.

Bat-Mite, that was our supper.

No, problem, Dickie boy, no problem.

But first of all, if you're gonna eat, you need more heat.

Bat-Mite, turn it off.

Okay, okay.

Just as soon as I remember how.

Never mind.

Well, that time I goofed, but this time—

Holy headache!

Now what?

It wasn't me, it wasn't me.

To the Batcave, Dick.

Sorry, Bat-Mite, but you have important work to do here.

Aw, batbaloney.

This is embarrassing.

I'm supposed to be fighting crime, not mopping slime.

But I'll show Batman and Robin.

I'll use the old noodle, and a little Mite magic.

Mop, do your stuff.

Ah!

That's more like it.

Yikes!

Down boy, down, down, heel.

Heel.

You're under my control.

Now, I got you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That takes care of that.

And I didn't even get my hands dirty.

Still didn't get my hands dirty.

Batman, our audiometer indicates the noise source is dead ahead.

I think you're dead right, Robin, look.

Odd, it seems to be coming from atop this building.

But the doors are locked.

Then we'll just have to take a shortcut, Boy Wonder.

I'll cover this side.

They've fallen for it.

Those Dynamic Dips are walking right into the Chameleon's trap.

Holy handcuffs!

Is this some kind of joke?

Yes, and the joke's on you, you teenage twerp.

That's one down, and one to go.

Going up?

Batman, it's a trap,

get away while you still can.

Don't waste your energy, Batman.

You're all mine, now.

Chameleon, you fool, he's getting away.

- Mind if I join you? - Far out.

- But pardon me if I don't shake hands. - Don't worry…

my laser torch will fix that.

Thanks, Batman, I needed that.

Ah. Togetherness.

This is going to be even easier than I expected.

Well, whoever or whatever he was, he's gone.

He certainly disappeared fast.

Here, I am, Caped Captives.

Just call me "the Chameleon."

Holy stretch marks, Batman.

This guy's unreal.

He's real, all right.

And we're in real trouble.

Boy, am I glad that noise is—

Oh, yikes!

Here's just the thing for a slippery character like you. Grease.

Robin, now!

Yahoo! Yippee!

We got him, we got him!

Nice work, Bat-Mite.

Yeah, put her there, partner.

- Holy slush! - Oops.

Batman calling Commissioner Gordon. Come in.

Chameleon blew it.

Batman and Robin just gift-wrapped him for the cops.

Wait, Lucky, take another look.

I don't believe it.

Holy split personalities, Batman!

- He's not human. - I'm not sure what he is, Robin,

- but I am sure he'll be back. - Why is that?

Because he didn't get what he was after.

Us.

All right, give us our money back, Chameleon.

We paid you for results, not mistakes.

Relax, gentlemen. Relax.

I've decided there's no need to capture Batman.

What? Listen you—

I have a better idea

for making Batman look like the fool he is.

I'll fix it,

so that he shuts down the power plant himself.

Leaving the city wide open to us.

I like it. I like it a lot.

Fellas, we're gonna be rich.

And the Dynamic Duo will be all through.

Dad, here's that file you wanted on—

It's coming from that plane.

Yes, Commissioner?

Batman, that noise. It's back again.

Then so is our friend, the Chameleon.

We're on our way.

There's the plane, Batman.

It sure is weird-looking.

Hang on, Robin.

He's not here.

But there's no way that little airplane could've outrun us.

Yoo-hoo, Dynamic Dummies.

Over here.

No wonder that plane looked weird.

It's going to look a lot weirder parked behind bars.

Incredible. Absolutely incredible.

I'll say it is.

Lucky, Batman and Robin are following the bait

just like the Chameleon said.

Yeah, now let's find the richest spot in town

and wait for the lights to go out.

Uh, excuse me, Dad.

There's something I have to do.

But I'll do it as Batgirl.

Batman, he's headed straight for the new power plant.

Prepare the grappling hooks, Robin.

We're almost within range.

Roger.

Save your hooks, you schnooks.

You'll never catch me.

Yoo-hoo! Caped Crusaders!

Where are you?

Huh. They must've taken a Bat-break.

Guess I'll have to…

keep an eye on this.

But I'd rather be out catching that creepy Chameleon character.

I guess I'll have to show him a thing or two

or three or four or five.

I think I made a big Bat-boo-boo.

One of these buttons has to be the brakes.

So, I just press 'em all.

Oh, boy. It's too dangerous around here.

I'm gonna go find the Dynamic Duo and fight crime where it's safe.

Ah, batbaloney.

I was sure I'd find the Dynamic Duo here.

Now, where could they have run off to?

Wow! Batgirl!

Wait, my favoritest crime-fighter of them all.

Here I come, you gorgeous gang-buster.

I knew there was something I forgot.

A warranty.

There it is, the place where they make money.

And soon, it'll be all ours.

Right on.

Holy kamikaze, Batman.

He's diving at the power plant.

We have to stop him.

Robin, I can't see.

The glare from that mirror is right in my eyes.

Too bad, Caped Clumsies.

But when that mirror goes,

so does all the electrical power in Gotham City,

and it'll be your fault.

Batman, we're gonna crash.

Okay, the power's out.

Let's go.

Batgirl. Batgirl!

Aha! She's playing hard to get.

Here I come, Batgirl, ready or not.

Batman, Robin. Are you there?

Come in, Batman.

Lieutenant, I'm…

I'm afraid, they've crashed.

Relax, Commissioner.

Batman, what happened?

For some reason, the Chameleon wanted us

to destroy the power plant's collecting mirror.

And we nearly did.

But at the last moment,

we fired a smokescreen that cut off the glare.

And we were able to regain control just in time.

Unfortunately, the Chameleon got away.

Well, thank heavens, you're okay.

I thought you'd crashed.

The Chameleon thinks so, too.

But when this smokescreen clears and the power goes on again,

I'm sure he'll be back.

And we'll be waiting.

Chameleon, you're just in time.

We hit the blinking jackpot here.

Calm down, Lucky, my boy.

We have all night.

Batgirl to Commissioner.

Do you read?

Go ahead, Batgirl.

I have a robbery in progress.

Request backup assistance and—

Batgirl.

Never fear, your true love is here.

Yipes!

- Batgirl? - Grab her.

- I goofed, huh? - You goofed.

That's it, Robin.

The smokescreen's moving off.

And the power's coming in.

Hey, the power's on.

And so are the burglar alarms.

Hey, we're sitting ducks.

What is this, Chameleon? A double-cross?

No. Of course not.

Then shut that power off and fast.

I aim to.

Batgirl? Batgirl?

They're getting away with the goods.

No, they're not.

I borrowed part of their car.

This is it, Batman.

You've made a fool of me for the last time.

Give it up, Chameleon.

You're surrounded.

It's all over, Chameleon.

I figured out your secret.

There's only one way you can do all the things you do.

You're a robot.

So what?

They can't stop me, and neither can you.

Robin, now.

No. Stop.

Let me go.

I'll get you for this, just wait.

I'll get you—

Now look what you've done.

Holy Humpty Dumpty!

I don't believe it.

You've destroyed the Chameleon.

My masterpiece is ruined.

And so is your career as a criminal, Dr. Devious.

You know him, Batman?

Yes, Commissioner.

I sent him to jail ten years ago for inventing an automatic lock picker.

He swore then that he'd get even with me.

And I will, Batman.

Just give me time.

Don't worry, Dr. Devious,

we're going to give you plenty of time.

You'll be happy to know,

Lucky Luker and his gang are in custody now.

Great. I'd say this case is all wrapped up.

Uh-uh, you forgot one thing, Batgirl.

And what's that?

A big kiss for your rescuer.

Me.

Sure thing, Bat-Mite.

I'm in love.

Bat-message.

That Dr. Devious sure had a lot of talent

to create such a robot.

Yes, but it's too bad he wasted his talent on crime.

Remember, we all have talents and abilities.

And it's our responsibility to decide how we use them.

For right or wrong.

Speaking of talent, here I am.