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Greetings, Bat-fans. This is Batman.

And Robin, the Boy Wonder.

And me too, Bat-Mite.

Welcoming you to The New Adventures of Batman.

Watch us wage our never-ending battle of good versus evil.

Ride with us as we chase the greatest array of villains

the world has ever seen,

proving that crime does not pay.

Get set for thrills and action.

Join me, Batman.

And me, Robin, the Boy Wonder.

And Batgirl.

And me too, Bat-Mite.

In the super New Adventures of…

… Batman!

I called you all together to see this.

What is it, Commissioner?

This is a special Valentine from the Sweet Tooth.

Happy Valentine's Day, Gotham City.

I couldn't let this day go by without a token of my appreciation.

As you read this, a sweet treat is coming your way.

Oh, no need to thank me. I'm just a sweet guy.

Sweet Tooth can only mean sour things for Gotham City.

Today, we're really going to show Gotham City.

What's the job this time, Sweet Tooth?

Observe, and you shall see.

Hmm. This is chocolate syrup.

I control the entire water system

with this electronic computerized lock.

I've just turned the entire Gotham City water supply

into chocolate syrup.

If they want it, they'll have to pay me… dearly.

Sweet Tooth has kept us waiting for six hours now.

That must be some prank.

Holy tooth decay, Bruce, this is chocolate syrup.

So this is Sweet Tooth's treat.

The damage has already been done, Bruce. Look.

Looks bad for Gotham City.

Our children could be ruining their teeth and their health.

We better get on this case, Robin.

Ready, Batman.

Pass me the Bat-oil, Robin.

Check, Batman.

Hi, Batman!

Bat-Mite, what are you doing there?

I'm ready to go with you and Robin. When do we leave?

This is serious business, Bat-Mite.

You always say that.

See, Batman. I can be just like you.

Uh-oh.

You did it again, Bat-Mite.

Sorry, Batman. I didn't mean it.

I was only trying to help.

You've helped enough for one day, little fella.

They never appreciate me.

By the look of things, I can see we don't have too much time.

What in the blazes…

- That blasted Bat-Mite. - Batman, look.

Holy heavy rocks, Batman.

That thing would have hit us for sure.

I know, Robin.

And we only have the Bat-Mite to thank.

The little fella appeared to give us a warning.

But that's not the way to do it.

What would they do without me?

It's a giant soft caramel candy, Batman.

Obviously from Sweet Tooth.

There's a note.

"I'm up here, suckers."

That's right. Up here, suckers.

Let's see what our sweet friend wants, Robin.

I'm glad you came. I love suckers.

All right. What are you up to, Sweet Tooth?

If you want your water back, tell your Commissioner

it'll cost $5 million.

That's a heck of a lot of jelly beans.

Exactly!

We know you've sealed your chocolate water system

with an electronic combination lock.

If you know what's good for you,

you'll give up the lock and turn yourself in.

I personally guarantee a light sentence.

Don't sweet-talk me, Batman.

Prison will do you good. You can learn a trade.

Something you can get your sweet tooth into.

That's not funny, Boy Blunder.

Just for that my ransom is now up to $10 million.

You're impossible to deal with, Sweet Tooth.

I wouldn't come any close, if I were you.

The ledge you two are standing on

is nothing more than a graham cracker.

He's not kidding, Batman.

We're gonna… fall!

Save me some crumbs, fellas.

Keep cool, Robin. Remember our gymnastic routine.

Right. Activate the Batapult.

Still have the old touch.

What do you think you are doing, Bat-Mite?

You see, I told you I could do dangerous jobs.

Great falls of gravity, Batman. The little fella's in trouble.

Easy, Boy Wonder.

Scared you, didn't I?

I didn't find that very amusing, Bat-Mite.

You only succeeded in letting Sweet Tooth escape.

I'm sorry, guys. I was only trying to help.

I did save you guys from that candy caramel before.

Yes, we appreciate that.

Now, what about Sweet Tooth?

I think we should check with DA's office

and see what Barbara has on Sweet Tooth.

I programmed the Z-7000 to find Sweet Tooth's biggest weakness.

As you asked… Sweet Tooth's biggest weakness.

"Three ounces of flour, a cup of sugar,

six ounces of chocolate, a pound of marshmallows,

some fudge, jelly."

Sounds like a recipe.

It is.

A cookie?

Not just a cookie.

A chocolate fudge marshmallow jelly cookie.

That's it. We track Sweet Tooth

with chocolate fudge marshmallow jelly cookies.

Don't you think you can use some help from Batgirl?

Good idea. Now listen carefully.

I've got a plan.

I sure hope this works.

Don't worry, Batgirl. We've got the right bait.

All we have to do is reel in the fish.

This is it, gang.

The ransom money is in that box.

Not only the ransom money,

but chocolate fudge marshmallow jelly cookies.

Oh, how did they know?

Holy hooks, Batman. He fell for it.

Sweet Tooth, as Assistant District Attorney,

I demand that you surrender the computer lock to your water system.

No chance.

Well, then you can plan to spend quite a long time in this cell.

It all depends on what you mean by "a long time."

Why, it's a giant gumball.

So long, suckers.

Guards! Guards!

Sweet Tooth's loyal kids always seem to lower themselves to the occasion.

Now, that criminal is on the street again.

I'll phone Batman and Robin.

The Crime Computer has set up hidden cameras

in the underground water system.

Something's up, Batman.

There's the computerized lock we have to get.

I guess it's true that crooks always return to the scene of the crime.

We can't let Gotham City run dry, can we?

This supply of chocolate syrup will last another month.

Look, Sweet Tooth, I lost another one.

A few more and I'm gonna look just like you.

Oh, handsome devil.

It's our job to stop this ridiculous prank.

Aren't you guys forgetting someone?

What now, Bat-Mite?

Tell me, guys. Am I the classic private eye?

Looks more like the classic bloodshot eye.

Oh, come on. Let me go along.

Please. I'll be good. I promise.

Sorry, Bat-Mite. But it's no go.

Have it your way. But you're gonna hear from me.

You think we can catch 'em, Batman?

If Sweet Tooth is there, we can catch him.

The Batboat can outrun anything on water.

Cut the engine, so we can surprise them.

It's gotta take a perfect throw

to pick that computer lock out of Sweet Tooth's hand.

Now, we got you, Sweet Tooth.

Oh! The Batarang.

It almost got my computer lock.

I smell a rat-man.

We better get out of here fast.

That's no computer lock, Batman.

No. That's just a pest.

Let's go. We could still catch him.

Give up, Sweet Tooth! Save your energy.

No way, Blunder Boy.

If you're so tough, catch me.

Time for a trick, gang.

Super submerging submarine. Batman, did you see that?

Yes, I saw that.

Sweet Tooth is full of surprises.

Oh, yoo-hoo. Anchors away, Batman.

It's time to make dessert out of those two.

It's some kind of oil slick, Robin.

Holy banana splits.

It's marshmallow topping, Batman.

No wonder, it's sticking to the engine.

You can't have a sundae without nuts.

Let's try to fly this thing out of here, Robin.

Oh, I almost forgot the cherry.

Ah, I'll never eat another sundae again.

There has to be some way

we can sneak that computerized lock away from Sweet Tooth.

I think this calls for an inside job, Dick.

What do you mean, Bruce?

I want you to go undercover.

Me?

Yes, it's too risky for you to go out as Robin.

They'll know who you are for sure.

If you go as Dick Grayson,

you slip in as one of Sweet Tooth's kids.

It's worth a try.

I think this can work, Dick. Here's what we do.

You look perfect for the part.

If you get in trouble, contact me over your wrist radio.

Right.

Now listen, class, this is the Nutty Chocolate Factory.

By Tuesday, it will be all ours.

How can they keep eating this stuff?

Sweet Tooth is planning to hit the Nutty Chocolate Factory on Tuesday.

Can you hear me, Batman?

We hear you, Dick.

What about the computer lock for the water system?

Where does he keep it?

Working on it.

Hello, Batman, are you there?

Right here, Dick.

I think I found where he keeps the computerized lock.

Good work, Dick.

Who told you to clean the storage room, kid?

Uh, no one. I just thought I'd clean it.

No kid of mine has half those teeth.

Boy, you certainly lost some weight, didn't you?

Uh, well, I uh…

You know who we've got here, boys?

- Who, boss? - This is Dick Grayson.

Bruce Wayne's wart.

That's "ward."

This guy's working undercover for Batman

and the Commissioner.

Where are you taking me? I…

Dick's in real trouble. I've gotta save him.

I think it's about time for the old rope trick.

- Sounds good to me. - You again?

Don't worry, I won't get in the way.

I wish I could believe you.

Dick? Dick, can you hear me?

Are you all right?

Batman, I knew you'd show.

If you don't get here soon, I'm gonna turn into a chocolate bar,

wrapper and all.

Don't worry, old buddy.

You go in there and keep them occupied, Bat-Mite.

And stay invisible.

Check.

And then…

we'll all be rich.

Oh!

Ow!

Batman, perfect timing.

Couldn't let my best friend turn into a gooey chewy.

How'd you like to be Robin now, Dick?

I'd thought you'd never ask.

Ah. It must be some kind of a curse.

Well, look who's here.

Well, you're on my home court now, Batman.

Have some donuts, fellas.

This way, Batman. The computer lock.

That's what we came for.

Good work, Dynamic Duo.

You're right where I want you.

Leaping licorice, Batman.

I can't seem to get free from these things.

Have a good trip, fellas.

You'll both make tasty taffy.

Be cool, Robin, a little taffy can't hurt us.

Now, we're really stuck.

We have some work to do, guys.

This is it, Sweet Tooth, you are finished.

Oh, yeah? Says who?

Look out, you guys.

Time to stop this foolishness.

Hey, Sweet Tooth, we're gettin' trapped.

Oh. Let's try to eat our way out of it.

I can't eat anymore. I'm sick of this stuff.

Hey, me, too.

Nice work, Batman.

Couldn't have done it without you, Batgirl.

What about me? Did you see me?

We saw you. You did fine.

So, Batman, you did it.

Well, it must be a sweet victory for you.

What are you gonna do with us?

First of all, you're all going to the dentist.

Then you'll go to the Gotham City Detention Center,

and have plenty of time to think about what you've done.

I'll attach this computer lock to the main valve.

That should open it.

We did it.

I'll tell the Commissioner

to start pumping fresh water in right away.

Once again, team work paid off.

What about me? I helped, too.

What would we do without you, little fella?

Bat-message.

Boy, I'm sure glad we're rid of him.

He really gave us a tough time.

And he almost ruined the health of those kids.

That's right.

We caught you again.

What do you have to say for yourself this time?

Not much.