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Don't you wanna play with water?

Hey, it's a little early to be calling.

Yeah, yeah, I know it's early, but... What news?

What is it? Are you sick?

No, no, I'm not sick. It's, uh... I don't really know how to say this,

I got a stripper pregnant in Vegas.

What?

When?

It was last week when we went on the band trip.

Oh my god, Tyler.

I thought you were more responsible than this.

We had to talk about how you should wear condoms so you don't spread your sperm

everywhere.

I know, I know what you said.

Look, it's fine. I was just messing around.

Oh my god.

Goddamn assholes.

Oh, she hung up.

Dude. You really got her good there. Dude, she's fucking pissed, man.

You think she'll be mad at us?

He spread his sperm everywhere.

Dude, there's this new video game that I really want to get.

That you just get for... Oh, wow.

I thought you were my stepson. We look so much alike. What's going on in here?

Oh, nothing.

I just missed up Jay for you.

You guys look so much alike.

Yeah, a lot of girls think we're brothers.

Speaking of girls, do you guys have plans for Valentine's Day? Uh, not

We were thinking about just, you know, hanging out, playing some video games.

What a shame.

Two handsome, strong boys like you don't have a date?

I kind of wish I was your date, Miss Azar.

And so did he.

Oh, that is so sweet.

I'll see you guys later, okay?

Oh, dude, that's your stepmom?

We got you cards, Mrs.

Azar. Oh, my God.

Me too.

This is perfect.

Well, which one of you wants to be a daddy?

But I guess, since you both look so much alike, we wouldn't even know who the

dad is anyway.

Alright.

Breathe me.

Fill me up with your calm.

I really want that baby.

She was just trying to get back at me for that prank call earlier.

Am I pranking now?

What if she...

Trying to get us in trouble with your dad.

Are there any cameras here or anything?

No cameras.

If there was, I'd be in deep shit now.

Oh my god.

Wow, if this is your way of pranking us, this is a good one.

I don't even care if I get in trouble with dad anymore.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, go back and forth.

Yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

That mom's still going to push me. I can't believe it.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

It's so fucking good.

Just like that all the way down

it's time for you to fuck me i want both of you to fuck me it's time for you to

dump both your lows inside of me are you sure yeah do what your mom says

That's true.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm. Mm

-hmm.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh,

my

God.

I love that pussy.

fucking hole.

Yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, just like that.

There you go, there you go, multitask, just like that.

Suck it while you're...

Mmm. Mmm.

Oh, fuck. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

Yes,

yes, yes.

There you go. Fuck it from the bottom. There you go. Just like that.

Here you go, just like that.

Yes, yes, wear that nice ice cream.

Yes, yes, wear that nice ice cream. Keep doing that, keep doing that.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Yeah, there you go.

Yes, just like that. Just like that, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's the red face.

Oh, fuck. You suck that dick so good. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, yes.

Yes, yes.

yes yes yes yes yes yes

There you go, just like that.

There you go.

That's a good girl.

Yes, yes.

Yes, please.

You can fuck her from the back.

The other way.

Just like that.

Yes, I love my car.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Yes.

Oh my god. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Please fill me up with your cum.

Please fill me up.

Yes. My pussy.

Please.

Please stuff me.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, I'm laying her back, baby.

Here, I want the color back. Yes.

I

want

you to play with this for us. It's okay.

Please come inside of me.

Yes.

Yes.

Please.

Please, Selena, would you come?

Oh my God, I'm gonna come. Yes.

You got room for another one?

You're just kidding about getting pregnant, right?

No, I was serious.

And since both of you dumped your dicky loads inside of me, I'll get pregnant

for sure.

Are you serious? That's going to freak out.

I can't be a daddy.