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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:05,105 ♪ 2 00:00:29,062 --> 00:00:31,598 [HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS] 3 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:07,133 [KILLOLA'S "CRACKS IN THE ARMOR" PLAYS] 4 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:09,102 [DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE] 5 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:13,339 ♪ I 6 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:16,409 ♪ HATE 7 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:19,646 ♪ WHEN 8 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:25,118 ♪ PEOPLE SAY, "HO-O-O-W HAVE YOU BEEN?" ♪ 9 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:27,821 ♪ 'CAUSE 10 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,589 ♪ I'M 11 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:33,326 ♪ A RELATIVELY NICE GIRL 12 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:38,198 ♪ BUT I'LL LI-I-I-E EVERY TIME 13 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:41,868 ♪ IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S ME 14 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:44,904 [EVE] MOM? 15 00:01:45,004 --> 00:01:46,739 DID DAD CALL YET? 16 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:47,874 [MOM] WHAT? 17 00:01:47,974 --> 00:01:49,342 DID DAD CALL?! 18 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:50,777 NO! 19 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:52,912 ♪ JUST KNOW I NEVER 20 00:01:53,413 --> 00:01:54,814 -EVE? -UH-HUH? 21 00:01:54,914 --> 00:01:56,649 HURRY UP! YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE! 22 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:58,384 I'M COMING. 23 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:01,721 ♪ SO I'M SORRY IF I STAY IN BED ♪ 24 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:05,458 ♪ GOTTA DO MY BEST 25 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:09,195 ♪ FIX WHAT'S LEFT OF MY HEAD 26 00:02:11,564 --> 00:02:14,634 ♪ I DON'T MEAN TO CAUSE AN UPROAR ♪ 27 00:02:14,734 --> 00:02:15,568 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 28 00:02:15,668 --> 00:02:17,937 ♪ IT'S JUST THESE CRACKS IN THE ARMOR ♪ 29 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:19,572 ♪ DON'T 30 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:21,808 YOU CAME. 31 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,344 [LIZA] MY MOTHER MADE ME. 32 00:02:25,778 --> 00:02:27,614 IS SHE MAKING YOU STAY? 33 00:02:28,014 --> 00:02:29,649 DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE? 34 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,351 DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE? 35 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:33,353 ARE YOU ASKING ME TO GO HOME? 36 00:02:33,453 --> 00:02:35,855 DO YOU ALWAYS ANSWER QUESTIONS WITH QUESTIONS? 37 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:36,890 DO YOU? 38 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,525 OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS? 39 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:39,926 HELLO, EVE! 40 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,095 HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 41 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:44,164 TELL RUTH I SAID HI! 42 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:45,765 OKAY! 43 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:47,634 WELL? 44 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:51,037 "WELL," WHAT? 45 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:52,572 DO YOU WANT ME TO GO HOME? 46 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:54,440 BETTER TELL ME BEFORE MY MOM TAKES OFF. 47 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,709 IF YOU LEAVE, I'LL GET IN TROUBLE. 48 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,312 [SARAH] HI, LIZA. 49 00:02:59,412 --> 00:03:01,314 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE INVITED. 50 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,250 WELL, COME ON. 51 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:07,453 [DOOR HINGES CREAK] 52 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:08,555 HAVE FUN! 53 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:09,856 [DOOR SLAMS] 54 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,828 I'LL BE COOL IF YOU'RE COOL. 55 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:17,664 I'M COOL. 56 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:18,998 COOL. 57 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:21,067 UM, PRESENTS THERE. 58 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:22,135 CHOCOLATE CAKE. 59 00:03:22,235 --> 00:03:23,970 PEPPERONI AND VEGGIE PIZZA. 60 00:03:24,070 --> 00:03:25,238 TAKE WHAT YOU WANT. 61 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:27,073 HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE MR. SCALCO? 62 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:28,875 I MEAN, HE IS SUCH A HOTTIE. 63 00:03:28,975 --> 00:03:32,612 'CAUSE HE'S OLD AND HE'S BALD AND HE'S OUR PRINCIPAL. 64 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,948 OKAY, HE'S NOT THAT OLD, AND HE LISTENS. 65 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,116 LISTENING IS TOTALLY SEXY. 66 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:38,585 I'D TOTALLY DO HIM. 67 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:39,519 GROSS. 68 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:42,188 LIKE, "2 GIRLS 1 CUP" GROSS. 69 00:03:42,288 --> 00:03:44,390 AND I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S MARRIED. 70 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:47,393 LUSTING AFTER A MARRIED MAN IS TOTALLY SINFUL. 71 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:49,295 HYPOTHETICAL, SARAH. 72 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:50,830 [CHUCKLES] 73 00:03:57,236 --> 00:03:58,638 ♪ SPIT ME OUT 74 00:03:58,738 --> 00:03:59,806 ♪ LOCK ME UP 75 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,441 ♪ BABY, LET'S GO 76 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:04,444 ♪ LOSE MY BRAIN, BLOW MY MIND, 77 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:05,812 BREAK MY HEART... ♪ 78 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:20,326 A PICTURE FRAME. 79 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:22,662 [CHUCKLES] 80 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:23,863 THANKS. 81 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:25,565 IT'S AWESOME. 82 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:28,668 Y-YEAH, MY -- MY MOM PICKED IT OUT. 83 00:04:32,472 --> 00:04:33,940 FROM THE THREE OF US. 84 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:37,076 [GASPS] AWW! 85 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:38,911 YOU GUYS! 86 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,346 THANK YOU. 87 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,081 [ALL] HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 88 00:04:42,181 --> 00:04:43,850 [ALL CHUCKLE] 89 00:04:44,183 --> 00:04:45,752 [DOORBELL RINGS] 90 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:47,253 [MOM] EVE? DOOR! 91 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:48,988 [EVE] OKAY, I'M COMING! 92 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:58,364 [CHUCKLES] 93 00:04:58,464 --> 00:04:59,565 [CHAPIN] 'SUP? 94 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:01,734 I KNEW YOU'D COME. 95 00:05:01,834 --> 00:05:02,935 VOMIT. 96 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,003 WHAT IS THAT? 97 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:05,738 IT'S FROM SARAH. LIKE IT? 98 00:05:05,838 --> 00:05:06,839 NO. 99 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,342 LIZA CAME. 100 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,577 NO SHIZ? 101 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:12,679 SHIZ. 102 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:14,580 [CHUCKLES] 103 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:20,386 [CHUCKLES] 104 00:05:20,486 --> 00:05:22,822 DON'T PANIC. I'M HERE. 105 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:26,793 HAVE WE SUNG "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"? 106 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:27,927 YES. 107 00:05:28,027 --> 00:05:29,662 GUESS YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE. 108 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:30,963 GOOD. 109 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:32,498 SONG'S GAY ANYWAY. 110 00:05:39,505 --> 00:05:41,207 'SUP, RAT GIRL? 111 00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:42,675 [CICILY] WHERE'S YOUR PRESENT, CHAPIN? 112 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:44,977 UP YOUR ASS, CICILY. 113 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,245 [CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY] 114 00:05:46,345 --> 00:05:48,514 LET'S GO UPSTAIRS. 115 00:05:49,248 --> 00:05:50,750 LET'S DO IT! 116 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:54,954 LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO, LIKE, WET YOUR PANTS RIGHT 117 00:05:55,054 --> 00:05:57,990 ABOUT NOW, BUT I'M NOT GONNA RUIN EVE'S BIRTHDAY. 118 00:05:58,091 --> 00:06:00,860 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUN HOME OR ANYTHING. YOU CAN STAY. 119 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:04,364 BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA BE DOWN UNTIL I GET AN APOLOGY. 120 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,599 THEN I GUESS WE'RE NOT GONNA BE DOWN. 121 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:09,068 I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU, CHAPIN. 122 00:06:13,372 --> 00:06:16,008 MY MOM SAYS SHE PROBABLY NEEDS RITALIN. 123 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:25,151 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 124 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,122 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 125 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:33,793 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 126 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:36,696 GUESS WHAT. 127 00:06:36,796 --> 00:06:37,730 'SUP? 128 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:39,332 MY BIRTHDAY'S ON THE 10TH, AND MY MOM SAID 129 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:40,633 I COULD HAVE A PARTY. 130 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:41,634 HMM. 131 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:42,635 SO... 132 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:43,970 HEY. 133 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:46,372 HEY. WHAT'S UP? 134 00:06:46,472 --> 00:06:47,573 'SUP? 135 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:49,108 NOTHIN'. JUST KICKIN' IT. 136 00:06:50,810 --> 00:06:52,245 YOU GOT SOMETHING -- -OH! 137 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,279 [CHUCKLES] -OOH. 138 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:54,347 WORKS EVERY TIME. 139 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:56,449 PRICK. THAT GAG IS SO "FLINTSTONES." 140 00:06:56,549 --> 00:06:57,550 WHATEVER. 141 00:06:58,885 --> 00:06:59,786 LATER, SKATER. 142 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:01,020 LATER. 143 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,555 MM. 144 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:05,091 HE IS SO PERFECT. 145 00:07:05,191 --> 00:07:07,193 YOU ARE SO OBVIOUS. 146 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:08,461 WAS I? 147 00:07:08,561 --> 00:07:11,297 YES. YOU WERE PRACTICALLY SLOBBERING ON HIS JOCK. 148 00:07:11,397 --> 00:07:13,299 EW! EAR RAPE. 149 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:14,634 [CHUCKLES] 150 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:16,035 OH. 151 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:17,804 HEY! 152 00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:20,039 UGH. WHY DO YOU TALK TO THEM? 153 00:07:20,439 --> 00:07:21,574 THEY'RE NICE. 154 00:07:21,674 --> 00:07:23,609 -THEY'RE LIKE A SORORITY OR SOMETHING. 155 00:07:23,709 --> 00:07:25,578 DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO SORORITY GIRLS? 156 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:27,580 THEY TURN INTO KELLY RIPA. 157 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,916 YOU JUST DON'T LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE POPULAR. 158 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:31,784 THEY'RE A&F SNOBS. 159 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:33,519 HEY, EVE. 160 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:34,654 WHAT'S UP? 161 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:35,521 HEY. 162 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,957 OH, I FORGOT. I'M INVISIBLE TODAY. 163 00:07:38,057 --> 00:07:40,126 HELLO, CHAPIN. 164 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:42,094 WHAT'S THE BITCH-UATION, CICILY? 165 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:45,198 HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE KELLY RIPA? 166 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,065 OH. 167 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:47,366 I LOVE KELLY RIPA. 168 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:50,169 MY MOM SAID I COULD HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY FOR MY BIRTHDAY -- 169 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:52,205 A FEW PEOPLE, YOU KNOW. 170 00:07:52,572 --> 00:07:54,073 SHOULD BE FUN. 171 00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:55,107 WHEN? 172 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:56,209 THIS FRIDAY. 173 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,543 YEAH, TOTES. 174 00:07:57,910 --> 00:07:58,811 SARAH? 175 00:07:58,911 --> 00:08:00,913 MY PARENTS DON'T LET ME DO ANYTHING. 176 00:08:01,013 --> 00:08:03,482 THEY SAY THAT HANGING OUT WITH OLDER PEOPLE'S A BAD INFLUENCE, 177 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,051 BUT THEY'RE THE ONES THAT MADE ME SKIP A GRADE. 178 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,320 I'LL HAVE MY MOM TALK TO YOUR MOM. SHE'LL LET YOU GO. 179 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,288 DID YOU GUYS FINISH YOUR GEOMETRY? 180 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:10,556 ALMOST. 181 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:12,024 WHAT DID YOU GET ON 31? 182 00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:14,293 NO, SEE, I COULDN'T ANSWER THAT ONE. 183 00:08:14,393 --> 00:08:15,661 I GOT SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD. 184 00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:17,096 YEAH, I GOT, LIKE... 185 00:08:17,196 --> 00:08:18,598 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 186 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:22,602 WHAT? 187 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:24,370 WHATEVER YOU WANT. 188 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:26,105 HI, MR. SCALCO. 189 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,040 [MR. SCALCO] LADIES. 190 00:08:29,876 --> 00:08:30,877 WRIGHT! 191 00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:33,679 CLASS NOW, OR I GIVE YOU DETENTION. 192 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,285 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 193 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,922 ♪ 194 00:08:48,828 --> 00:08:51,163 [COACH] SUCK IT UP, LADIES. ANOTHER HALF-MILE, AND VARSITY'S 195 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:54,467 KICKING YOUR ASSES! THERE YOU GO, SPALDING! 196 00:08:54,567 --> 00:08:55,935 [BIRD CHIRPING] 197 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,705 WAY TO AMP IT UP, SILVERS. NICE! 198 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:05,678 ♪ 199 00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:21,994 PAY YOUR RESPECTS, NEW GIRL. 200 00:09:23,195 --> 00:09:24,797 WHAT'S THAT FOR? 201 00:09:25,431 --> 00:09:27,099 STACY ST. CLAIR. 202 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:29,535 YOU'LL MOVE FASTER IF YOUR LIPS STOP FLAPPING! 203 00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:31,270 SHE NEEDS TO GET STUFFED. 204 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:34,640 GOT SOME THREE NIGHTS AGO, TONI! MOVE IT! 205 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:37,143 COME ON! 206 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:47,086 IS YOUR FACEBOOK PIC REALLY A PINK CHICKEN? 207 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:48,654 REALLY, SARAH? 208 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,523 IT'S A CHICK. 209 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:51,657 IT'S AN EASTER THING. 210 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,225 IT'S CUTE, RIGHT? 211 00:09:55,594 --> 00:09:56,896 LAME. 212 00:09:57,964 --> 00:09:59,398 MY PORES FEEL REALLY TINGLY. 213 00:09:59,498 --> 00:10:00,299 IS THAT GOOD? 214 00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:01,534 YEAH, TINGLING MEANS YOUR 215 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:03,135 IMPURITIES ARE DISSOLVING. 216 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:04,770 LAMER. 217 00:10:05,237 --> 00:10:06,572 WHO'S GOT THE JUICE? 218 00:10:06,672 --> 00:10:08,007 WE DON'T DRINK. 219 00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:10,176 LAMEST. 220 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:13,145 YOU DON'T DRINK, YOU DON'T SMOKE, YOU DON'T SCREW? 221 00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:15,481 CONGRATULATIONS. 222 00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:17,450 YOU'RE ALL SAINTS. GOLD STARS FOR EVERYONE. 223 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:19,118 LET'S STICK THEM TO YOUR FOREHEADS. 224 00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:22,822 ARE WE REALLY JUST GONNA SIT AROUND ALL NIGHT AND DO NOTHING? 225 00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:24,590 I HAVE A PEDICURE KIT. 226 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,525 SCREW YOUR FEET, SARAH. 227 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,060 WHAT'S YOUR DEAL, CHAPIN? 228 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:31,397 MY DEAL IS THAT WE'RE SITTING AROUND ON A FRIDAY NIGHT TALKING 229 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:33,833 ABOUT PEDICURES ON EVE'S BIRTHDAY. 230 00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:36,969 [SCOFFS] 231 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,004 I'M PEACING. 232 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,538 W-WHY? 233 00:10:39,638 --> 00:10:41,374 BECAUSE WE'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING, 234 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,842 AND I'M ON LOCKDOWN ANYWAY. 235 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:44,310 WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 236 00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:46,746 LAST TIME I CHECKED, IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY, EVE. 237 00:10:46,846 --> 00:10:48,414 AND THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, 238 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:49,815 I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU. 239 00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:51,617 WE COULD TAKE TURNS READING EACH OTHER'S BLOGS. 240 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:53,219 IT'LL BE LIKE THEATER. 241 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,521 I'D RATHER BE SHOT -- TWICE. 242 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:58,391 OKAY, WELL, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO BOWLING AFTER MY DAD CALLS. 243 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:02,094 MM, WITH A BUNCH OF BLUE HAIRS AND FAT GUYS WITH BEER GUTS? 244 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:04,163 WELL, THEN, WHAT? 245 00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:05,464 I LIKE SUDOKU. 246 00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:07,299 I'LL TAKE A PEDICURE, SARAH. 247 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,702 I'M NOT TOUCHING YOUR FEET, CECILY. 248 00:11:09,802 --> 00:11:12,038 SERIOUSLY, THEY SMELL LIKE YOGURT. 249 00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:14,874 THEY DO NOT SMELL LIKE YOGURT! 250 00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:19,311 WHAT ABOUT...TRIPLE DOG? 251 00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,225 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 252 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:36,695 WHO IS STACY ST. CLAIR? 253 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:39,231 SHE USED TO BE ON THE TEAM AT SACRED HEART. 254 00:11:39,331 --> 00:11:40,533 SHE JUMPED. 255 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:42,068 OFF THE BRIDGE? 256 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:43,069 YEP. 257 00:11:43,169 --> 00:11:44,236 WHY? 258 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:46,939 LADIES, ZIP THE LIP! MOVE YOUR FEET! 259 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,475 DID SHE DIE? 260 00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:50,976 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 261 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,878 THEY FOUND HER 3 MILES DOWNSTREAM. 262 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:54,780 HER EYES WERE GONE. 263 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,515 SERIOUSLY? 264 00:11:56,615 --> 00:11:58,184 YEAH. GO ASK MALLORY SILVERS. 265 00:11:58,284 --> 00:11:59,752 SHE KNEW HER. 266 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:03,355 COME ON! 267 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:08,394 NICE. 268 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:10,196 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 269 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,630 WHY DID SHE JUMP? 270 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:12,998 WANT TO KNOW WHAT I HEARD? 271 00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:14,800 WHAT YOU HEARD OR WHAT WAS IN THE PAPERS? 272 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,268 THIS WAS IN THE PAPERS? 273 00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:19,171 TOTALLY. IT WAS A HUGE DEAL LIKE FIVE MONTHS AGO. 274 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:21,907 A BUNCH OF KIDS FROM SACRED HEART GOT EXPELLED. 275 00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:23,209 I HEARD IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 276 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,311 YEAH, BUT THEY JUST SAID THAT FOR THE PARENTS' SAKE. 277 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:27,246 THIS IS WHAT I HEARD FROM CHRIS HARPER, WHO LIVES FIVE 278 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:30,282 HOUSES DOWN FROM JED SPELLMAN, WHO GOES TO SACRED HEART. 279 00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:32,084 JED SPELLMAN? 280 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,420 SO, THERE'S THIS CRAZY PARTY, RIGHT? 281 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,789 LIKE, AN END-OF-THE-SEMESTER CRAZY FLING THING. 282 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,591 AND YOU KNOW HOW THE SACRED HEART CROWD IS. 283 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,159 THEY PARTY MAD HARD. 284 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:42,094 YEAH, 'CAUSE CATHOLIC SCHOOL MESSES WITH YOUR HEAD AND SHIT. 285 00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:43,629 THEY'RE ALL TOTALLY REPRESSED. 286 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:45,297 TOTES. 287 00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:47,299 SO, THERE'S THIS ONE KID THERE THAT NO ONE'S EVER SEEN BEFORE, 288 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:50,436 AND HE'S ALL IN LEATHER, WITH THIS GREEN MOHAWK. 289 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:52,104 -I HEARD IT WAS BLUE. 290 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:54,707 -SO, THERE'S THIS GUY WITH THIS BLUE MOHAWK, AND HE'S AT 291 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:58,844 THIS PARTY, AND HE'S HANDING OUT ACID HITS TO EVERYONE FOR FREE. 292 00:12:58,944 --> 00:12:59,879 -IT WASN'T FREE. 293 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,847 -IT WAS FREE. THAT'S A FACT. 294 00:13:01,947 --> 00:13:04,283 IT WAS FREE, AND STACY ST. CLAIR GOT SOME. 295 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:08,053 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 296 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,157 BUT THIS ISN'T, LIKE, REGULAR ACID. 297 00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,692 IT'S, LIKE, CRAZY STUFF, LIKE, INSANE. 298 00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,428 PEOPLE ARE TASTING COLORS AND SEEING SOUNDS. 299 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:19,298 AND STACY HAD BUTTERFLIES ON HER FINGERS. 300 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,486 HOW WOULD CHRIS HARPER KNOW THAT? 301 00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:41,620 SHH! BECAUSE! 302 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,455 JED SPELLMAN TOLD HIM. THAT'S HOW. 303 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:47,026 ANYWAY, EVE, ONE OF HER BUTTERFLIES FLEW AWAY, AND SHE 304 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:49,361 FLIPS OUT AND STARTS CHASING IT. 305 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,069 AND SHE ALMOST HAD IT WHEN SHE WAS AT THE BRIDGE. 306 00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:21,060 NO SHIZ? 307 00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:22,528 WELL... 308 00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:24,363 ANYWAY, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 309 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,732 THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. 310 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:28,567 THAT'S WHAT CHRIS HEARD FROM JED. 311 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:31,003 DID YOU TELL HIM, "DUDE, JED, 312 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:33,205 I'M TOTALLY SEEING BUTTERFLIES RIGHT NOW"? 313 00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:35,941 I DON'T THINK SO. I HEARD SHE JUST GOT STONED AND JUMPED. 314 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,843 SHE WAS SEEING BUTTERFLIES, EVE. 315 00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:39,311 I DON'T THINK THAT -- 316 00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:40,379 AH! 317 00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:42,448 EVE, BUTTERFLIES. 318 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,983 THAT'S THE TRUTH. 319 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,252 WOW. 320 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:48,954 TRIPLE DOG? 321 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:49,855 WHAT'S THAT? 322 00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:51,790 IT'S A GAME, KIND OF LIKE 323 00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:53,926 TRUTH OR DARE BUT WITHOUT THE TRUTH PART. 324 00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:55,594 SWEET. I'LL PLAY. 325 00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:57,896 NINA, LAST TIME YOU PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE WAS AT 326 00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:00,299 GABE'S PARTY, AND YOU CRIED FOR AN HOUR. 327 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,168 LET'S DO IT. 328 00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:06,205 I DON'T WANT TO. 329 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:07,940 NO, YOU'D RATHER PUT CHICKENS 330 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,575 ON YOUR STUPID FACEBOOK. 331 00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:12,411 IT'S A CHICK, AND IT'S SEASONAL. 332 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,814 OKAY, I'M GOING HOME. I'M NOT GONNA HANG OUT WITH A 333 00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:18,417 BUNCH OF LAME-ASS FOTARDS ALL NIGHT LONG. 334 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:19,618 LET'S VOTE. 335 00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:21,053 WHO WANTS TO PLAY? 336 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:26,225 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 337 00:15:26,325 --> 00:15:27,893 WE NEVER DO ANYTHING FUN. 338 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:28,894 COME ON. 339 00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:30,195 [SCOFFS] 340 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,498 WHAT DO YOU SAY, RAT GIRL? 341 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,336 OR ARE YOU TOO SCARED TO PLAY? 342 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:47,513 WELL, THAT'S FOUR TO TWO. 343 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,648 DEMOCRACY! LOVING IT! 344 00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,483 OKAY. 345 00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,052 WHAT DO WE DO? 346 00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,887 WELL, UM, IS THAT CHARGED? 347 00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:56,722 YEAH, I CHARGED IT LAST NIGHT. 348 00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,758 OKAY. UH, WE'RE GONNA NEED SOME CLIPPERS -- 349 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:01,193 THE ELECTRIC KIND. 350 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,995 WHAT DO YOU NEED THAT FOR? 351 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,098 YOU'LL SEE. 352 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,004 EMPTY YOUR WALLETS. 353 00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:14,573 ALL YOUR CASH -- DUMP IT IN. 354 00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:15,641 WHY? 355 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,009 [CLIPPERS BUZZ] 356 00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,444 MY BROTHER'S. 357 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:19,712 [CHUCKLES] 358 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:20,779 BEAUTASTIC. 359 00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:22,514 THAT'LL WORK. 360 00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:25,150 ALL RIGHT, ALL YOUR STUFF GOES IN BECAUSE 361 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:26,518 THAT'S PART OF THE GAME. 362 00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:28,754 NOW, DON'T WORRY. YOU MIGHT GET IT BACK. 363 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:29,888 MIGHT? 364 00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:31,256 DO IT. 365 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:47,806 $2, SARAH? 366 00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:51,043 I BOUGHT THE "GOSSIP GIRL" DVD SET. 367 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,611 [ALL CHUCKLE] 368 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:55,280 UM, CECILY HAS AN EXTRA $20 STASHED BEHIND HER LICENSE. 369 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,583 UM, HELLO? NO, THAT'S EMERGENCY MONEY. 370 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,817 -DUMP IT IN. -BUT -- 371 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,018 AND YOUR MOST FAVORITEST 372 00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:01,920 THING THAT YOU BROUGHT WITH 373 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,555 YOU -- DUMP THAT IN, TOO. 374 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:22,408 ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE -- OOH! -- 375 00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:27,579 $100-SOME-ODD, A KRZR, AN MP3, 376 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:30,149 NINTENDO DS, A POCKET PC, 377 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,184 SOME UGLY SILVER EARRINGS. 378 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,486 MY DAD GAVE THOSE TO ME LAST YEAR. 379 00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:37,156 AND THE "GOSSIP GIRL" DVD SET. 380 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,358 IT'S MY FAVORITEST SHOW. 381 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,894 WELL, TILA TEQUILA IS BUT MY MOM THINKS 382 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,595 IT'S TRASH AND WOULDN'T LET ME BUY IT. 383 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:46,131 OKAY. SO, WHAT ARE THE RULES? 384 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,633 RULE ONE... 385 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:51,537 EVERYONE GETS A DARE AND GIVES A DARE. 386 00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,907 RULE TWO -- YOU GET TO PICK WHO DARES YOU. 387 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:58,444 RULE THREE -- YOU MUST PERFORM THE DARE 388 00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:01,580 THAT'S GIVEN TO YOU, AND IF YOU DON'T... 389 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,482 [CLIPPERS BUZZ] 390 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,351 ...YOU GET YOUR HEAD SHAVED. 391 00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:07,119 [GASPS] 392 00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:08,887 LIKE, NO-HAIR BALD? 393 00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:10,222 THAT'S THE GAME. 394 00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:11,824 [CHUCKLING] COOL. 395 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:14,793 WHAT? 396 00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:17,729 NOW, IF THERE'S A DARE YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T DO, 397 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,432 YOU CAN CHALLENGE THE PERSON WHO DARED YOU, AND THEY HAVE 398 00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:23,802 TO DO IT, BUT IF THEY DO IT, YOU GET SHAVED. 399 00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:26,672 SO, DON'T GO DARING PEOPLE TO DO THINGS YOU WOULDN'T DO, 400 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,607 BECAUSE IT BACKFIRES. 401 00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:30,242 WHAT KIND OF DARES? 402 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,377 ANYTHING GOES. 403 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,513 BUT YOU CAN'T DARE SOMEONE TO 404 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,114 SHAVE THEIR HEAD. 405 00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,449 WHY NOT? 406 00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,084 BECAUSE THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES. 407 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:40,686 DO WE HAVE TO PLAY? 408 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,120 YES, YOU HAVE TO PLAY. 409 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,289 BIRTHDAY GIRL DECIDES THE ORDER. 410 00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:50,729 SARAH FIRST. 411 00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,364 WHY ME FIRST? 412 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,333 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY. 413 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,901 I DO WANT TO PLAY. 414 00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:58,470 I JUST DON'T WANT TO GO FIRST BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW THE RULES. 415 00:18:58,570 --> 00:18:59,705 I JUST TOLD YOU THE RULES. 416 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,007 -SARAH, I DIDN'T -- -YOU SUCK CHUNKY RIGHT NOW. 417 00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:03,709 -NO, I -- -YOU DON'T LIKE THE SCARF. 418 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,911 OKAY, SARAH, LOOK. JUST GET IT OVER WITH, 419 00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,647 AND THEN YOU CAN SIT ON YOUR ASS AND KNIT ALL NIGHT. 420 00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:09,815 [LAUGHS] 421 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:13,218 OKAY, YOU GUYS MAKE FUN OF IT, BUT IT HELPS ME FOCUS. 422 00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,486 IT'S LIKE MEDITATION. 423 00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:16,555 OH, THE CATHOLIC GIRL MEDITATES. 424 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:17,523 I'M SORRY. 425 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:19,525 YOU KNOW, I HAVE A DARE FOR YOU. 426 00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:20,359 NO WAY. 427 00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:24,730 LIZA...YOU DARE ME, BUT... 428 00:19:25,764 --> 00:19:26,798 BE NICE. 429 00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:30,836 I DARE YOU TO -- 430 00:19:30,936 --> 00:19:32,871 NO, NO, NO. 431 00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:35,674 YOU TRIPLE DOG DARE HER TO... 432 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:37,342 [SIGHS] 433 00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:40,512 SARAH, I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO... 434 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:43,982 I DON'T THINK THIS IS FAIR. 435 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,686 OKAY, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT, THEN CHALLENGE LIZA. 436 00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:50,122 BUT IF SHE DOES IT, I'M SHAVING YOUR HEAD. 437 00:19:50,222 --> 00:19:52,591 I CAN TELL YOU, I HAVE NO PROBLEM STREAKING. 438 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:54,760 OH I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU STREAKING. 439 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,197 ANYBODY WITH SIGHT WOULD HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU STREAKING. 440 00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,065 JUST GO, SARAH. COME ON. 441 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:01,099 IT'S COLD. 442 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:02,167 IT'S APRIL. 443 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:03,569 STREAKING'S ILLEGAL. 444 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,437 THERE ARE CARS AROUND HERE. 445 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,272 OKAY, COME ON, SARAH. DON'T CRY. 446 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:08,373 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. 447 00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:10,375 IT'S NOT FUN. I'M CATHOLIC. 448 00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:12,744 AMEN AND PRAISE JESUS. 449 00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:13,979 OKAY, I'M RECORDING NOW. 450 00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:15,347 EVE, PUT THAT AWAY. 451 00:20:15,447 --> 00:20:17,216 IF YOU DON'T DO IT RIGHT NOW, I'M SHAVING YOUR HEAD. 452 00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:18,750 SERIOUSLY. 453 00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:20,485 GIVE ME THE TOWEL. 454 00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:22,254 IT'S OKAY. 455 00:20:22,354 --> 00:20:24,690 I WILL COUNT TO THREE, OKAY? 456 00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:25,824 AND THEN YOU RUN. 457 00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,960 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 458 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:29,728 OKAY. 459 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:30,996 1... 460 00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,931 [ALL] 2... 461 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:34,099 3! 462 00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:34,900 LET'S GO. 463 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,134 [ALL CHEERING] 464 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,669 [LAUGHTER] 465 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:40,872 GAME ON. 466 00:20:41,673 --> 00:20:42,874 [CHUCKLES] 467 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,611 ♪ 468 00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,782 OH, MY GOD. 469 00:20:50,882 --> 00:20:52,017 [TIRES SCREECH] 470 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:55,220 ATTENTION, SUBURBANITES! 471 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,357 COME ON OUT AND SEE SARAH ALGRIN'S 472 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:00,325 ASS BUMP AND FUN BUBBLES! 473 00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,628 COME ON OUT AND TAKE A LOOK-SEE! 474 00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:03,962 SHUT UP, CHAPIN! 475 00:21:04,062 --> 00:21:06,798 I'VE NEVER SEEN BREASTICLES AND JUNGLE BUSH 476 00:21:06,898 --> 00:21:08,467 QUITE LIKE THIS, FOLKS! 477 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,434 [HORN HONKING] 478 00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:12,904 SARAH ALGRIN'S VIRGIN FAT! 479 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,840 WHOO-HOO! 480 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,341 OH, MY GOD! 481 00:21:16,441 --> 00:21:18,677 RUN, SARAH, RUN! 482 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,245 [LAUGHS] 483 00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,080 YES, THE DRAPES MATCH THE CARPET. 484 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,349 ONE TIME AND ONE TIME ONLY, GET 485 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,551 IT WHILE THE GETTING'S GOOD! 486 00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:28,787 YO, DUDE, LOOK AT THAT. 487 00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:30,188 [HORN HONKS] 488 00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:31,590 HEY, ALGRIN! 489 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,692 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] NICE TUNA! 490 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:34,826 MANDATORY 10! 491 00:21:34,926 --> 00:21:36,061 [HORN HONKS] 492 00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:37,362 AAH! 493 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,930 ♪ I FOUND OUT 494 00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:40,966 ♪ I FOUND LOVE 495 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,201 [LAUGHS] 496 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,536 OH, MY GOD! 497 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,038 I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DID IT. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT. 498 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,372 [LAUGHS] 499 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:49,541 THE FIRST SUCCESSFUL TRIPLE DOG OF THE EVENING. 500 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,009 OW! 501 00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:52,711 GROW UP! 502 00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:53,812 WHAT WAS THAT? 503 00:21:53,912 --> 00:21:56,148 NOTHING. WHY ARE YOU EVEN FRIENDS WITH HER? 504 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,116 AT LEAST I HAVE FRIENDS. 505 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,020 [DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE] 506 00:22:08,326 --> 00:22:09,194 NOUN. 507 00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:10,729 "BALLS." 508 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,499 ADJECTIVE. 509 00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:16,635 WHAT'S AN ADJECTIVE? 510 00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:20,405 YET ANOTHER REASON YOU SHOULD STOP SKIPPING ENGLISH. 511 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:24,576 ADJECTIVES ARE DESCRIPTIVE WORDS, LIKE "FAT"... 512 00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,045 "SKINNY"... "STUPID." 513 00:22:27,145 --> 00:22:28,280 THAT ONE. 514 00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:29,681 "STUPID"? 515 00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:30,415 YEAH. 516 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:32,384 THANKS, GENIUS. 517 00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:34,753 "THE STUPID BALLS..." 518 00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:36,421 [LAUGHTER] 519 00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:39,191 NAME. 520 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,525 "JESUS." 521 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:43,028 IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA THROW THOSE, CAN I HAVE ONE? 522 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:54,873 OKAY. 523 00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:57,476 PLURAL NOUN. 524 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,880 WHAT, YOU MAD-DOGGIN' ME, RAT GIRL? 525 00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:05,884 WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYBODY WHY YOU GOT 526 00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:08,053 KICKED OUT OF SACRED HEART, CHAPIN? 527 00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:12,924 WHAT WAS THAT? 528 00:23:13,024 --> 00:23:14,159 QUIET DOWN. 529 00:23:14,259 --> 00:23:15,494 GET BACK TO WORK. 530 00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:17,829 CHAPIN, CHILLAX. COME ON. 531 00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:20,432 [RAT SQUEAKING] 532 00:23:23,401 --> 00:23:24,903 WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY TO ME, RAT GIRL? 533 00:23:28,140 --> 00:23:29,541 SIT DOWN, YOUNG LADY. 534 00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,445 WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? 535 00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:37,048 WHOA! 536 00:23:38,216 --> 00:23:38,950 [PUNCH] AAH! 537 00:23:41,052 --> 00:23:41,920 [PUNCH] 538 00:23:43,421 --> 00:23:44,422 NO! LET GO! 539 00:23:44,523 --> 00:23:45,724 STOP. 540 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:53,365 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 541 00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:54,466 SHE JUMPED ME. 542 00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:55,500 NOW, WHY DID SHE DO THAT? 543 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,868 BECAUSE SHE'S PSYCHO. 544 00:23:56,968 --> 00:23:59,070 ASK EVERYBODY IN FREAKIN' STUDY HALL. 545 00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:02,607 YOU'RE NOT STILL CARRYING THAT RAT AROUND, ARE YOU? 546 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,177 NO. 547 00:24:06,678 --> 00:24:09,648 YOU KNOW, I'VE HEARD THAT THEY'RE ALMOST AS SMART AS DOGS. 548 00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:12,784 DOES HE LIKE DOUGHNUTS? 549 00:24:14,319 --> 00:24:15,854 SHE. 550 00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:19,958 [RAT SQUEAKS] 551 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,196 YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS, LIZA? 552 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:27,532 HOW DO YOU MEAN? 553 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,801 GIRLFRIENDS, BOYFRIENDS, 554 00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:31,469 FRIENDS YOU CAN HANG OUT WITH, 555 00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:32,771 TALK TO. 556 00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:34,840 YEAH. 557 00:24:35,540 --> 00:24:36,842 HANG WITH THEM. 558 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:39,611 AND STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. 559 00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:42,147 STAY AWAY FROM CHAPIN WRIGHT. 560 00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:43,715 GOT IT? 561 00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:46,818 GOOD. 562 00:24:47,552 --> 00:24:49,254 YOU NEED TO SEE THE NURSE? 563 00:24:50,288 --> 00:24:51,323 NO. 564 00:24:51,423 --> 00:24:53,291 WELL, I WOULD FEEL BETTER IF YOU DID. 565 00:24:53,391 --> 00:24:54,960 JUST LET HER TAKE A LOOK AT YOU, 566 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:57,028 THEN STRAIGHT BACK TO CLASS, OKAY? 567 00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:00,866 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 568 00:25:03,535 --> 00:25:05,036 YOU READY TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY? 569 00:25:05,136 --> 00:25:07,005 WRIGHT, COOL IT. 570 00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:08,607 IN HERE -- NOW. 571 00:25:16,214 --> 00:25:17,215 CLOSE THE DOOR. 572 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:23,822 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 573 00:25:26,825 --> 00:25:27,993 YO, YO, LOOK AT THIS. 574 00:25:28,093 --> 00:25:30,061 WOULD YOU GUYS SUPERMAN THAT HO FOR 20 BUCKS? 575 00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:31,296 SURE. WHY NOT? 576 00:25:31,396 --> 00:25:32,731 GEEKY LITTLE THING IS HOT. 577 00:25:32,831 --> 00:25:34,266 HEY, I LIKE YOUR KNEE SOCKS. 578 00:25:35,267 --> 00:25:36,301 AW, MAN. 579 00:25:36,401 --> 00:25:37,402 OH, HOW ABOUT THAT? 580 00:25:37,502 --> 00:25:38,470 [LAUGHS] 581 00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:40,338 [LAUGHING] NO. NO WAY. 582 00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:41,740 BONER KILLER. 583 00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:44,175 FOR HALF A MIL, I MIGHT THINK ABOUT IT. 584 00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:45,944 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 585 00:25:46,678 --> 00:25:48,246 LOOK AT THOSE BOOTS, MAN. 586 00:25:51,149 --> 00:25:52,884 YEAH, I BUSTED HER DOWN. 587 00:25:53,518 --> 00:25:55,353 SHE DESERVED IT. 588 00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:57,756 I'M NOT SORRY. 589 00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:00,191 WHAT DID SHE SAY TO YOU? 590 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:01,660 WHY? 591 00:26:04,796 --> 00:26:07,332 HOW ARE YOU ADJUSTING TO OUR SCHOOL, CHAPIN? 592 00:26:08,566 --> 00:26:09,601 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 593 00:26:09,701 --> 00:26:11,303 YOU TELL ME. 594 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:14,039 ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT? 595 00:26:15,206 --> 00:26:17,342 MM...GOD? 596 00:26:19,444 --> 00:26:20,979 WHAT ABOUT GOD? 597 00:26:22,447 --> 00:26:24,716 DO YOU THINK GOD EVER GETS BORED? 598 00:26:27,953 --> 00:26:29,087 [SIGHS] 599 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:33,258 YOU KNOW, FOR A WHILE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DOING REALLY, 600 00:26:33,358 --> 00:26:35,694 REALLY GOOD. THIS IS A BIG STEP BACKWARDS FOR YOU. 601 00:26:35,794 --> 00:26:37,529 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 602 00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:39,197 YOU KNOW, I'M SURE YOU'RE A VERY 603 00:26:39,297 --> 00:26:42,801 BUSY MAN, SO IF YOU COULD JUST GIVE ME MY DETENTION SLIP -- 604 00:26:42,901 --> 00:26:44,436 WE HAVE A NO-TOLERANCE POLICY 605 00:26:44,536 --> 00:26:46,204 WHEN IT COMES TO ASSAULT. 606 00:26:46,604 --> 00:26:48,840 FIGHTING IS A THREE-DAY SUSPENSION. 607 00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:51,276 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 608 00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:54,346 I'D PREFER DETENTION. 609 00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:57,716 WHO SHOULD I CALL TO PICK YOU UP? 610 00:27:00,251 --> 00:27:01,686 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 611 00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:03,421 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 612 00:27:06,725 --> 00:27:08,259 I WANT TO GO HOME. 613 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,561 THOSE GUYS SAW ME. 614 00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:12,430 WHAT IF THEY POST THAT VIDEO ON YOUTUBE? 615 00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:13,999 WHAT IF SOMEBODY CALLED THE POLICE? 616 00:27:14,399 --> 00:27:15,500 WHAT IF I GET ARRESTED? 617 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,936 THIS COULD GO ON MY PERMANENT RECORD. 618 00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:20,872 OKAY, JUST STOP BEING SUCH A TOOL. 619 00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:22,907 WHAT, ARE WE IN THE 3RD GRADE? 620 00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:24,109 EASE UP. 621 00:27:25,510 --> 00:27:28,313 NOW, EVE...WHO'S NEXT? 622 00:27:32,650 --> 00:27:33,551 LIZA. 623 00:27:33,651 --> 00:27:35,220 HMM. 624 00:27:36,454 --> 00:27:38,123 PICK SOMEONE TO DARE YOU. 625 00:27:40,458 --> 00:27:42,327 UHM -- 626 00:27:42,427 --> 00:27:44,763 HELLO, SOMETIME THIS CENTURY. 627 00:27:47,632 --> 00:27:49,267 NINA, I GUESS. 628 00:27:49,768 --> 00:27:51,903 DRUMROLL, PLEASE. 629 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:53,872 [IMITATES DRUMROLL] 630 00:27:54,572 --> 00:27:56,408 UH, OKAY, WAIT. GIVE ME A MINUTE. 631 00:27:57,308 --> 00:27:58,777 [CLEARS THROAT] 632 00:28:00,412 --> 00:28:01,746 OKAY, I GOT IT. 633 00:28:02,781 --> 00:28:05,016 I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO... 634 00:28:06,217 --> 00:28:08,720 STAY IN EVE'S BROTHER'S CLOSET TILL MIDNIGHT... 635 00:28:10,255 --> 00:28:11,823 WEARING... 636 00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:14,492 [ZIPPER OPENS] 637 00:28:16,294 --> 00:28:17,462 ...THIS. 638 00:28:17,562 --> 00:28:19,197 [LAUGHS] 639 00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:23,268 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 640 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:24,569 BATHROOM! 641 00:28:24,669 --> 00:28:26,504 SHIT, SHIT, SHIT! 642 00:28:26,604 --> 00:28:28,339 [BREATHES HEAVILY] 643 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:32,477 [BANGING ON DOOR] 644 00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:38,049 [BURPS] 645 00:28:38,149 --> 00:28:39,217 [GRUNTS] 646 00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:41,086 [BURPS LOUDLY] 647 00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,221 NICE. 648 00:28:43,321 --> 00:28:44,255 YOU STINK. 649 00:28:44,355 --> 00:28:45,723 YOU'RE UGLY. 650 00:28:45,824 --> 00:28:47,759 PIZZA AND CAKE DOWNSTAIRS IF YOU WANT IT. 651 00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:50,295 DID YOU TAKE 10 BUCKS FROM ME THE OTHER DAY? 652 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:51,362 YEAH. 653 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,465 NOW YOU OWE ME $71.19. 654 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,701 AND WHERE'S MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT? 655 00:28:56,801 --> 00:28:58,736 I REFUSE TO CELEBRATE IT. I WANTED A DOG. 656 00:28:58,837 --> 00:29:00,071 [CHUCKLES] 657 00:29:00,171 --> 00:29:02,373 OKAY, WHEN DAD CALLS, DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM? 658 00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:03,908 HE'S NOT GONNA CALL. 659 00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,644 IT'S MY 16TH BIRTHDAY. 660 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,379 HE'LL CALL. 661 00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:13,651 HEY, COME ON. LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS AND GET SOME PIZZA. 662 00:29:13,751 --> 00:29:16,254 PUT THE GAME DOWN, SERIOUSLY. I'M HUNGRY. LET'S GO. COME ON. 663 00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:20,992 [BANGING ON DOOR] 664 00:29:21,726 --> 00:29:22,961 NOW, LIZA! 665 00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:24,596 COME ON! YOU HAVE TO DO IT! 666 00:29:24,696 --> 00:29:26,231 ASS UP, RAT GIRL! 667 00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:27,198 HE HATES ME! 668 00:29:27,298 --> 00:29:29,033 WELL, HE'S GONNA HATE YOU A WHOLE LOT MORE 669 00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:31,202 IF HE FINDS YOU IN HIS CLOSET. 670 00:29:31,302 --> 00:29:33,371 LOOK, IF YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW. 671 00:29:33,471 --> 00:29:34,739 ASS UP, RAT GIRL! 672 00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:37,208 OR WE SHAVE YOU! WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 673 00:29:43,081 --> 00:29:46,050 [BANGING ON DOOR] LIZA. COME ON! 674 00:29:56,794 --> 00:29:57,996 WHAT'S THAT? 675 00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:00,198 SARAH'S CELL. 676 00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:03,168 SEND US A PHOTO EVERY HALF-HOUR SO WE KNOW YOU'RE STILL IN HERE. 677 00:30:05,603 --> 00:30:07,238 WHAT IS THAT SMELL? 678 00:30:08,239 --> 00:30:09,307 [CHUCKLES] 679 00:30:09,407 --> 00:30:10,909 BOY FUNK. 680 00:30:12,377 --> 00:30:13,344 THEY'RE COMING. 681 00:30:15,213 --> 00:30:17,482 OKAY, WELL, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE. 682 00:30:17,582 --> 00:30:18,917 OH, WAIT -- THERE ISN'T ONE. 683 00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:20,952 YOU SHOULD'VE APOLOGIZED. 684 00:30:21,986 --> 00:30:23,354 KARMA'S A BITCH. 685 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,824 [GUY] I GOT GUITAR FIRST, MAN. 686 00:30:26,925 --> 00:30:28,860 I DID STICK. 687 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:29,994 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 688 00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:32,030 [CELLPHONE RINGS] 689 00:30:33,598 --> 00:30:34,799 [LAUGHS] 690 00:30:34,899 --> 00:30:36,301 AHH. 691 00:30:36,401 --> 00:30:36,901 [CHUCKLES] 692 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:38,002 THAT'S FUNNY. 693 00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:40,305 OKAY, WHO'S NEXT? 694 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:43,374 NINA. 695 00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:45,810 BRING IT ON. 696 00:30:45,910 --> 00:30:47,545 YOU DARE ME, EVE. 697 00:30:50,848 --> 00:30:53,284 I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO... 698 00:30:56,788 --> 00:30:58,323 [WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY] 699 00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:01,192 BIG WANG'S? 700 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:10,368 [SIGHS] 701 00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:13,504 YOU SURE YOU'RE UP FOR THIS? 702 00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,106 ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY. 703 00:31:16,140 --> 00:31:17,675 YOU'RE SUCH A DELINQUENT. 704 00:31:17,775 --> 00:31:19,077 [CAR DOORS SHUT] 705 00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:24,682 [SINGING INDISTINCTLY] 706 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,488 [MAN] EXCELLENT. 707 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:32,824 [LAUGHS] 708 00:31:32,924 --> 00:31:34,259 SARAH. 709 00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:37,562 HEY, MAL. 710 00:31:37,662 --> 00:31:39,297 YOU LOOK HOT TONIGHT. 711 00:31:39,864 --> 00:31:40,765 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 712 00:31:40,865 --> 00:31:42,567 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 713 00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:45,069 WANT TO MAKE A SCENE? 714 00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:50,008 PUT NINA'S NAME NEXT ON THE LIST, OR THIS GOES ON THE NET. 715 00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:53,945 WAIT, WAIT. IS THIS ONE OF -- 716 00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:56,214 DO IT...OR YOU'RE BUSTED. 717 00:31:56,814 --> 00:31:57,982 [MAN] OKAY, THANK YOU. 718 00:31:58,082 --> 00:32:00,184 [APPLAUSE] 719 00:32:00,285 --> 00:32:01,319 WHO NEXT? 720 00:32:03,388 --> 00:32:04,756 AH. 721 00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:08,426 RADIES AND GENTMEN, NINA! 722 00:32:08,526 --> 00:32:10,528 [APPLAUSE] 723 00:32:13,731 --> 00:32:14,666 HI. 724 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,134 [INTRO PLAYS] 725 00:32:23,908 --> 00:32:26,477 ♪ I LOVE YOU MORE EVERY NIGHT, 726 00:32:26,577 --> 00:32:28,413 EVERY NIGHT AND -- ♪ 727 00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:30,815 [COUGHING] 728 00:32:30,915 --> 00:32:33,084 [GASPING] 729 00:32:33,518 --> 00:32:35,053 UGH! 730 00:32:35,753 --> 00:32:36,521 [MAN] WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER? 731 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:37,789 UGH! 732 00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:40,491 [WANG] UH...G-GIVE ROOM! UH, GIVE AIR! 733 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:43,861 [GRUNTING] 734 00:32:44,729 --> 00:32:46,564 PUT SOMETHING IN HER MOUTH! SHE BITE OFF TONGUE! 735 00:32:46,664 --> 00:32:50,535 -SHE FORGOT TO TAKE HER, UH, HYDROOXYPILITAMI. 736 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,303 MALLORY, CALL AMBLANCE! 737 00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:53,738 HELL, NO! 738 00:32:53,838 --> 00:32:54,806 WHAT'S "AMBLANCE"? 739 00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:57,141 AMBLANCE, AMBLANCE! 740 00:32:57,241 --> 00:32:58,710 WHOO-WHOO! SIRENS? 741 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:01,145 I SAID, "N-O," NO. 742 00:33:01,245 --> 00:33:02,847 SEE HOW SALTY SHE IS? 743 00:33:02,947 --> 00:33:05,049 LIKE -- LIKE MSG! FIRE HER ASS! 744 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:07,385 MALLORY, NO MSG! 745 00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:08,653 [GRUNTING] 746 00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:11,756 CALL THE "AMBLANCE"! 747 00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:14,325 WHAT YOU THINKING, MALLORY? 748 00:33:15,026 --> 00:33:16,327 SHE'S FAKING. 749 00:33:16,427 --> 00:33:19,263 IT'S A GAME -- A STUPID GAME! 750 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:21,165 [GRUNTING] 751 00:33:21,265 --> 00:33:23,034 [WANG] AMBLANCE, PLEASE. 752 00:33:23,134 --> 00:33:25,670 I HAVE A KID HERE AT RESTAURANT. SHE HAVING A CAESAR. 753 00:33:25,770 --> 00:33:26,971 SALAD? 754 00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:28,973 NO! NOT FOOD POISONING! 755 00:33:29,073 --> 00:33:30,842 CAESAR! CAESAR! 756 00:33:30,942 --> 00:33:32,276 FUCK! SHIT! SHIT! 757 00:33:32,944 --> 00:33:34,846 SHIT! FUCK! SHIT! 758 00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:36,280 SHE ALSO HAS TOURETTE'S! 759 00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:39,417 -I CALL AMBLANCE! THEY ON WAY! 760 00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:40,451 -GOOD. 761 00:33:44,655 --> 00:33:46,090 [SPITS] 762 00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:49,427 YOU OKAY, KID? 763 00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:51,763 [SIGHS] 764 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,064 THANK YOU. 765 00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:54,699 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 766 00:33:54,799 --> 00:33:56,467 [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] 767 00:33:57,802 --> 00:33:58,970 TIME TO GO. 768 00:33:59,070 --> 00:34:00,338 LATER, MAL. 769 00:34:02,673 --> 00:34:03,808 BYE, MALLORY. 770 00:34:03,908 --> 00:34:05,309 [CHUCKLES] 771 00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:07,345 HEY, EVE? 772 00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:10,248 HAVE YOU ASKED YOUR FRIEND ABOUT STACY ST. CLAIR YET? 773 00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:13,584 YOU SHOULD. 774 00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:19,457 TOLD YOU. 775 00:34:20,124 --> 00:34:22,427 CRAZY WHITE PEOPLE! 776 00:34:22,527 --> 00:34:24,195 SO CRAZY! 777 00:34:24,295 --> 00:34:26,431 ALL THE TIME CRAZY -- CRAZY LIKE... 778 00:34:26,531 --> 00:34:26,931 [MUSIC STARTS] 779 00:34:27,031 --> 00:34:28,966 OKAY. OKAY. 780 00:34:29,066 --> 00:34:29,967 HEY. 781 00:34:30,067 --> 00:34:31,936 OKAY, FUN TIME, FUN TIME! 782 00:34:32,036 --> 00:34:33,438 WHO NEXT? 783 00:34:33,538 --> 00:34:36,841 [GUY] OH, OH. YOU SEE THAT? THAT'S RIGHT. I'M ON FIRE. 784 00:34:38,075 --> 00:34:39,043 MAN, LOOK AT THESE RIFFS. 785 00:34:39,143 --> 00:34:40,611 LOOK AT THAT. LOOK AT THAT. 786 00:34:40,711 --> 00:34:42,113 OH, YEAH. YOU SEE THAT? 787 00:34:44,615 --> 00:34:45,650 HELLO. 788 00:34:47,985 --> 00:34:49,554 I GOT THE PORN WHEN YOU'RE DONE. 789 00:34:52,123 --> 00:34:53,925 PUT THE GUITAR DOWN. 790 00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:55,359 SERIOUSLY, COME ON. 791 00:35:00,064 --> 00:35:01,199 [RAT SQUEAKING] 792 00:35:04,068 --> 00:35:05,636 HEY, IF EVE ASKS YOU TO DARE HER... 793 00:35:06,971 --> 00:35:08,773 [LAUGHS] 794 00:35:09,674 --> 00:35:11,476 THAT KICKED ASS! 795 00:35:11,576 --> 00:35:12,310 NO, IT DIDN'T. 796 00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:13,911 THIS IS A DISASTER. 797 00:35:14,011 --> 00:35:15,213 WHY CAN'T WE JUST GO BOWLING? 798 00:35:15,313 --> 00:35:17,515 POUND THAT, BIATCHES. 799 00:35:18,749 --> 00:35:19,550 [CHUCKLES] 800 00:35:19,984 --> 00:35:21,185 THAT WAS STUPID. 801 00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:22,753 AND WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER? 802 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:24,255 ALKA-SELTZER. 803 00:35:24,889 --> 00:35:26,624 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE EFFECT. 804 00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:29,127 AND DID YOU SEE MALLORY'S FACE? 805 00:35:29,227 --> 00:35:30,695 GOD, I HOPE SHE GETS FIRED. 806 00:35:31,429 --> 00:35:33,197 WHAT'S WITH YOU TWO, ANYWAYS? 807 00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:34,765 WHY DOES SHE HATE YOU SO BAD? 808 00:35:34,866 --> 00:35:36,033 [CELLPHONE BEEPING] 809 00:35:36,133 --> 00:35:39,003 SHE JUST ENVIES MY NATURAL EFFERVESCENCE. 810 00:35:39,103 --> 00:35:40,671 [GIRLS CHUCKLING] 811 00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:42,540 HEY, GIVE ME THAT. 812 00:35:43,007 --> 00:35:44,041 [DIALING] 813 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,009 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 814 00:35:45,109 --> 00:35:47,445 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 815 00:35:49,213 --> 00:35:50,948 MAN, YOU BONED OUT. 816 00:35:51,048 --> 00:35:52,216 YOU SUCK, MAN. 817 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:53,885 [CELLPHONE RINGING] 818 00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:55,920 WHOSE PHONE IS THAT? 819 00:35:56,020 --> 00:35:57,555 [CELLPHONE RINGING] 820 00:35:57,655 --> 00:35:58,990 DUDE, THAT YOU? 821 00:35:59,090 --> 00:35:59,924 NO, MAN. 822 00:36:00,024 --> 00:36:01,325 [GIRL] WHAT? 823 00:36:06,063 --> 00:36:07,031 WHAT THE SHIT? 824 00:36:07,131 --> 00:36:09,901 DUDE, THERE IS A GIRL IN YOUR CLOSET. 825 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:10,668 [CHUCKLES] 826 00:36:10,768 --> 00:36:11,903 YOU BITCH! 827 00:36:14,071 --> 00:36:16,007 THINGS JUST GOT INTERESTING. 828 00:36:16,107 --> 00:36:17,241 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 829 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:20,144 I... 830 00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:22,547 TODD'S GOT A CHICK IN HIS CLOSET? 831 00:36:22,647 --> 00:36:23,848 STUD! MAN! 832 00:36:23,948 --> 00:36:24,715 THAT'S SWEET. 833 00:36:24,815 --> 00:36:25,883 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 834 00:36:25,983 --> 00:36:26,951 YOU ONE OF MY SISTER'S FRIENDS? 835 00:36:27,051 --> 00:36:28,119 I... 836 00:36:28,219 --> 00:36:29,053 EW, IS THAT A RAT? 837 00:36:29,153 --> 00:36:31,122 SHE'S GOT A RAT IN THE CLOSET? 838 00:36:31,222 --> 00:36:32,523 I-I KNOW WHO THAT IS. 839 00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:34,392 THAT'S, UH, UH, UH, RAT GIRL. 840 00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:36,093 WHAT'S UP, RAT GIRL? 841 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:36,961 [CHUCKLES] 842 00:36:37,061 --> 00:36:37,962 NICE UNIFORM. 843 00:36:38,062 --> 00:36:39,230 GET OUT. 844 00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:40,598 GET OFF! 845 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:43,134 OW! SHE BIT ME! 846 00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:45,436 THE GIRL OR THE RAT? 847 00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:47,104 GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CLOSET! 848 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:47,972 NO. 849 00:36:48,072 --> 00:36:49,307 WHAT?! YES! GET OUT! 850 00:36:49,407 --> 00:36:51,876 NO, NO, NO TO INFINITY. I WIN. 851 00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:55,179 LOOK, IF YOU TOUCH ME, I WILL BITE YOU, TOO! 852 00:36:55,279 --> 00:36:56,981 HOLY... 853 00:36:57,081 --> 00:37:00,351 UNBELIEVABLE! YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE, HIDE IN MY CLOSET, 854 00:37:00,451 --> 00:37:02,186 AND NOW YOU WANT TO BITE MY FRIENDS? 855 00:37:02,286 --> 00:37:03,521 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 856 00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:05,523 I'M CALLING MY MOM. 857 00:37:06,357 --> 00:37:07,725 CALL HER, BABY! 858 00:37:07,825 --> 00:37:08,926 WHAT'D YOU SAY? 859 00:37:09,026 --> 00:37:10,628 I SAID CALL HER, YOU BIG BABY. 860 00:37:10,728 --> 00:37:13,364 WHAT -- BABY NEEDS MOMMY? BOO-HOO. 861 00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:15,166 WHAT'S MOMMY GONNA SAY WHEN SHE FINDS YOUR PORN? 862 00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:16,767 [BOTH LAUGHING] 863 00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:17,969 SHUT IT DOWN! 864 00:37:19,637 --> 00:37:20,204 [SIGHS] 865 00:37:20,304 --> 00:37:21,839 FYI, THIS IS A DARE. 866 00:37:22,540 --> 00:37:24,375 HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE TO STAY IN THERE FOR? 867 00:37:24,475 --> 00:37:26,243 TILL MIDNIGHT, AND I'M NOT MOVING. 868 00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:27,578 WHY NOT? 869 00:37:27,678 --> 00:37:29,413 BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE CRAP BALD! 870 00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:31,916 DUDE, ARE WE GONNA GO PICK UP A COUPLE 40S FROM JULIA'S 871 00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:33,284 TONIGHT OR -- OR WHAT? 872 00:37:33,384 --> 00:37:35,586 I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE WITH A CHICK IN MY CLOSET! 873 00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:36,921 [CHUCKLES] 874 00:37:37,021 --> 00:37:38,322 FREAKING MOODY CHICK. 875 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:39,857 MOODY CHICK WITH A RAT. 876 00:37:41,859 --> 00:37:43,027 UGH! 877 00:37:43,127 --> 00:37:44,228 SHIT! 878 00:37:44,328 --> 00:37:49,033 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 879 00:37:49,133 --> 00:37:50,534 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 880 00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:54,605 [DIALING] 881 00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:01,646 ♪ WE ALL COME BACK AGAIN 882 00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:05,816 ♪ TO THE SAME OLD GROUND, 883 00:38:05,916 --> 00:38:08,019 THE ONE WHERE WE BEGAN ♪ 884 00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:13,157 ♪ HEY, LITTLE SISTER, 885 00:38:13,257 --> 00:38:14,992 DON'T BE AFRAID ♪ 886 00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:17,094 ♪ EVEN THOUGH THAT'S WHAT THE 887 00:38:17,194 --> 00:38:19,664 NEWSPAPERS SEEM TO SAY ♪ 888 00:38:21,899 --> 00:38:23,701 ♪ WITH DESPERATION 889 00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:27,438 WHAT'S GOING ON? 890 00:38:28,906 --> 00:38:29,874 WHAT'S UP, GUYS? 891 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:31,442 HEY. 892 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,110 HI. 893 00:38:34,278 --> 00:38:35,613 OBVIOUS. 894 00:38:38,082 --> 00:38:39,116 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 895 00:38:39,216 --> 00:38:40,851 WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? 896 00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:41,786 WILL YOU HAND ME THAT? 897 00:38:41,886 --> 00:38:42,920 WHAT? 898 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:43,954 THE WRENCH. 899 00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:44,822 YEAH. 900 00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:49,160 WELL, AREN'T YOU GONNA SAY "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" TO EVE? 901 00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:50,761 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 902 00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:52,797 17? 903 00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:54,598 16TH. 904 00:38:55,566 --> 00:38:56,801 RIGHT. RIGHT ON. 905 00:38:57,768 --> 00:38:59,003 SO, ARE YOU GUYS GOING OVER TO 906 00:38:59,103 --> 00:39:00,371 JULIA'S PARTY? 907 00:39:01,138 --> 00:39:02,773 WE WEREN'T INVITED. 908 00:39:02,873 --> 00:39:03,774 I WAS. 909 00:39:04,975 --> 00:39:06,310 YEAH, NEITHER WERE WE. 910 00:39:06,410 --> 00:39:07,912 THAT'S WHY WE'RE CRASHING. 911 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:09,980 WHEN? 912 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:11,415 MIDNIGHT. 913 00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:13,918 YOU SHOULD COME. 914 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:14,985 IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD TIME. 915 00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:18,823 WELL, WE HAVE TO FINISH OUR GAME FIRST. 916 00:39:19,256 --> 00:39:20,624 WHAT GAME? 917 00:39:23,494 --> 00:39:24,829 TRIPLE DOG. 918 00:39:25,963 --> 00:39:27,431 BE CAREFUL. 919 00:39:28,999 --> 00:39:30,968 I'M SORRY. WHAT? 920 00:39:32,603 --> 00:39:33,938 I SAID YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL. 921 00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:36,874 WAIT. 922 00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:39,110 CAN YOU SPEAK UP? 923 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,112 I CAN'T HEAR YOU VERY WELL. 924 00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:49,053 COME ON. 925 00:39:49,987 --> 00:39:51,555 BYE. 926 00:39:52,857 --> 00:39:54,892 ♪ ...THE ONE WHERE WE BEGAN 927 00:40:01,699 --> 00:40:03,834 [MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 928 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,708 ♪ NOW, NOW 929 00:40:12,009 --> 00:40:13,477 HEY, LET'S GO CRASH THAT 930 00:40:13,577 --> 00:40:15,446 PARTY AFTER NINA'S DARE. 931 00:40:15,546 --> 00:40:18,082 YOU THINK THAT'S COOL IF WE WEREN'T INVITED? 932 00:40:18,182 --> 00:40:20,518 WELL, YOU JUST MOVED HERE, 933 00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:22,620 SO SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU. 934 00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:24,155 AND I JUST TRANSFERRED, SO SHE 935 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,456 DOESN'T REALLY KNOW ME, EITHER. 936 00:40:25,556 --> 00:40:27,124 UM, YEAH, SHE DOES. 937 00:40:27,224 --> 00:40:28,692 AND SHE CAN'T STAND YOU. 938 00:40:28,793 --> 00:40:29,927 THANKS. 939 00:40:30,027 --> 00:40:30,961 MM. 940 00:40:31,295 --> 00:40:32,696 COME ON. 941 00:40:33,764 --> 00:40:36,233 UH, WHERE DOES YOUR DAD LIVE NOW? 942 00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:38,602 FLORIDA STILL. 943 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:43,574 HE'LL CALL. 944 00:40:45,409 --> 00:40:46,510 THANKS. 945 00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:48,879 HEY. 946 00:40:49,647 --> 00:40:51,949 YOU SMELL THAT? 947 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:55,186 [INHALES] 948 00:40:55,286 --> 00:41:01,959 [SIGHS] 949 00:41:02,059 --> 00:41:04,061 FRESH-CUT WET GRASS! 950 00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:06,931 [CHUCKLES] 951 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,201 [CHUCKLES] 952 00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:13,571 AH. NOSTALGIA. 953 00:41:14,338 --> 00:41:16,607 ONE DAY WHEN YOU'RE LIKE 80 YEARS OLD, YOU'LL BE 954 00:41:16,707 --> 00:41:19,343 WALKING ALONG AND SMELL THAT AND THINK OF ME. 955 00:41:19,443 --> 00:41:20,878 [CHUCKLES] 956 00:41:21,445 --> 00:41:22,680 [CHUCKLES] 957 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:25,749 [SIGHS] 958 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:27,585 WHO'S NEXT, EVE? 959 00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:29,820 CECILY. 960 00:41:30,387 --> 00:41:31,322 [CHUCKLES] 961 00:41:31,422 --> 00:41:33,023 SHE'S ALL YOURS, CHAPIN. 962 00:41:34,558 --> 00:41:35,860 WHATEVS. 963 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,728 I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU. 964 00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:53,677 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 965 00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:56,313 RUTH? 966 00:41:57,214 --> 00:41:58,148 HI! 967 00:41:58,249 --> 00:42:00,084 HELLO, GRACIE. HOW ARE YOU? 968 00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:03,320 OH...CAN'T COMPLAIN, YOU KNOW. [CHUCKLES] 969 00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:04,455 HOW ARE THE KIDS? 970 00:42:04,555 --> 00:42:05,856 OH, GOOD. 971 00:42:05,956 --> 00:42:06,924 ELIZABETH? 972 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:08,792 FANTASTIC. 973 00:42:08,893 --> 00:42:11,061 YEAH, SHE'S MAKING LOTS OF NEW FRIENDS THIS YEAR. 974 00:42:11,161 --> 00:42:12,463 OH, BLESS HER HEART. 975 00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:13,530 UH-HUH. 976 00:42:13,631 --> 00:42:15,566 [CHUCKLES] 977 00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:16,967 YOU'RE LIZA, RIGHT? 978 00:42:17,902 --> 00:42:19,203 LEFT. 979 00:42:20,571 --> 00:42:22,206 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY BESTY? 980 00:42:22,306 --> 00:42:23,941 WHO'S YOUR BESTY? 981 00:42:24,675 --> 00:42:25,809 CHAPIN. 982 00:42:26,577 --> 00:42:28,279 CHAPIN'S YOUR BEST FRIEND? 983 00:42:29,079 --> 00:42:31,482 SHE'S THE BEST I'VE MADE SINCE I MOVED HERE. 984 00:42:31,582 --> 00:42:33,551 IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHAT I SAID TO HER. 985 00:42:33,651 --> 00:42:36,220 WELL, I'M ASKING, SO I'M MAKING IT MY BUSINESS. 986 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,588 FINE. 987 00:42:37,688 --> 00:42:39,523 I SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU TELL EVERYBODY WHY 988 00:42:39,623 --> 00:42:41,725 YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF SACRED HEART?" 989 00:42:42,559 --> 00:42:43,894 AND? 990 00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:46,697 YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? 991 00:42:46,797 --> 00:42:48,866 IF I DIDN'T, I WOULDN'T HAVE ASKED. 992 00:42:48,966 --> 00:42:52,303 STACY ST. CLAIR -- CHAPIN PUSHED HER OFF A BRIDGE. 993 00:42:53,337 --> 00:42:53,938 SHUT UP! 994 00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:55,839 YOU SHUT UP. SHE WAS DRUNK. 995 00:43:03,380 --> 00:43:05,316 SOMEBODY SAID SOMETHING, THEN... 996 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:07,484 STACY! 997 00:43:07,584 --> 00:43:09,086 WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY? 998 00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:10,654 NOTHING. 999 00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:11,989 YOU'RE PARANOID. 1000 00:43:14,625 --> 00:43:15,926 I'M WHAT? 1001 00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:18,796 YOU'RE PARANOID. 1002 00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:21,799 THEY BOTH GOT INTO A FIGHT. 1003 00:43:26,203 --> 00:43:28,105 GET...OFF OF ME! 1004 00:43:29,106 --> 00:43:30,174 [GASPS] 1005 00:43:30,708 --> 00:43:31,909 [WATER SPLASHES] 1006 00:43:33,043 --> 00:43:35,412 THEY FOUND HER BODY 20 MILES DOWNSTREAM COVERED IN MAGGOTS. 1007 00:43:43,187 --> 00:43:46,056 IT'S NOT TRUE. SHE TOTALLY WOULDN'T DO THAT. 1008 00:43:46,156 --> 00:43:48,792 OKAY, IF IT'S NOT TRUE, THEN WHY'D SHE BEAT ME UP? 1009 00:43:50,561 --> 00:43:51,629 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? 1010 00:43:51,729 --> 00:43:54,164 MY MOTHER WORKS AT SACRED HEART, MORON. 1011 00:43:54,264 --> 00:43:55,766 [MOTHER] GIRLS? 1012 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,503 GRACIE AND I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA. 1013 00:44:00,537 --> 00:44:03,340 YOU COULD USE A LITTLE NONVIOLENT SOCIAL INTERACTION. 1014 00:44:09,113 --> 00:44:10,481 [SIGHS] 1015 00:44:10,581 --> 00:44:12,149 YOU FEEL ANYTHING YET? 1016 00:44:12,249 --> 00:44:13,651 SHUT UP, CHAPIN. 1017 00:44:14,284 --> 00:44:16,420 YOU KNOW, I'M NOT TRYING TO RUSH YOU OR ANYTHING. 1018 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:18,122 I SAID, "SHUT UP"! 1019 00:44:19,623 --> 00:44:20,858 [SIGHS] 1020 00:44:22,926 --> 00:44:24,962 MAYBE THIS WILL HELP. 1021 00:44:26,430 --> 00:44:28,065 [CHUCKLES] 1022 00:44:28,665 --> 00:44:30,134 VERY FUNNY. 1023 00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:32,636 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO SOON. 1024 00:44:32,903 --> 00:44:35,239 JUST GET IT OVER WITH. YOU'LL FEEL BETTER AFTER. 1025 00:44:35,839 --> 00:44:37,474 I'M JUNIOR CLASS PRESIDENT! 1026 00:44:37,574 --> 00:44:39,243 I COULD GET, LIKE, SUSPENDED OR -- 1027 00:44:39,343 --> 00:44:42,246 JUST DO IT! FOR GOD'S SAKES, YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO GET 1028 00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:44,882 YOUR ASS OUT OF THIS CAR, OR I'M DOING IT MYSELF. 1029 00:44:45,382 --> 00:44:48,452 5...4...3... 1030 00:44:48,552 --> 00:44:49,553 2... 1031 00:44:49,653 --> 00:44:50,788 [LAUGHTER] 1032 00:44:50,888 --> 00:44:52,456 I THINK SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE A BREAKDOWN. 1033 00:44:54,591 --> 00:44:55,759 SHH! SHH! 1034 00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:05,069 OVER THERE. 1035 00:45:06,904 --> 00:45:08,338 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 1036 00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:22,953 IS SHE DOING IT? 1037 00:45:26,757 --> 00:45:28,125 MY GOD. 1038 00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:30,294 SHE'S TOTALLY SPLITTING THE WHISKER. 1039 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:36,767 [GASPS] 1040 00:45:36,867 --> 00:45:38,268 YOU THINK SHE'LL GET KICKED OUT OF STUDENT COUNCIL 1041 00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:39,403 IF SCALCO CATCHES HER? 1042 00:45:39,503 --> 00:45:40,537 YEAH. 1043 00:45:42,139 --> 00:45:43,140 GOOD. 1044 00:45:43,807 --> 00:45:44,842 [GASPS] 1045 00:45:44,942 --> 00:45:47,911 SHIT! [CAR ALARM BLARING] 1046 00:45:50,848 --> 00:45:52,449 SHE'S SO BUSTED! 1047 00:45:54,151 --> 00:45:55,119 COME ON! 1048 00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:57,154 GO! 1049 00:46:04,528 --> 00:46:05,696 CECILY GERBER? 1050 00:46:05,796 --> 00:46:07,331 IS THAT YOU? 1051 00:46:17,741 --> 00:46:19,710 CECILY, SMILE FOR THE CAMERA! 1052 00:46:19,810 --> 00:46:21,879 THAT WAS SO NOT COOL! 1053 00:46:25,949 --> 00:46:28,919 YOU NEVER KNOW, MAYBE HE LIKES GOLDEN SHOWERS. 1054 00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:30,454 [TIRES SCREECH] 1055 00:46:41,331 --> 00:46:43,367 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 1056 00:46:52,676 --> 00:46:53,911 [SOBBING] 1057 00:46:56,513 --> 00:46:57,481 [SNIFFLES] 1058 00:47:00,517 --> 00:47:01,919 ARE YOU CRYING? 1059 00:47:02,419 --> 00:47:03,487 NO. 1060 00:47:05,589 --> 00:47:06,590 [SIGHING] GOD. 1061 00:47:08,825 --> 00:47:10,260 WHAT'S WRONG? 1062 00:47:11,728 --> 00:47:12,896 YOU DON'T CARE. 1063 00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:14,064 [SNIFFLES] 1064 00:47:14,865 --> 00:47:16,333 YES, I DO. 1065 00:47:18,769 --> 00:47:21,605 I'M HAVING THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. 1066 00:47:21,705 --> 00:47:24,841 Y-YOUR SISTER HATES ME, HER FRIENDS HATE ME, MY MOTHER 1067 00:47:24,942 --> 00:47:27,978 HATES ME, AND I'M IN A CLOSET THAT SMELLS LIKE... 1068 00:47:28,879 --> 00:47:29,880 LIKE WHAT? 1069 00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:31,315 BOY FUNK! 1070 00:47:32,983 --> 00:47:34,484 IS THAT A GIRL WORD? 1071 00:47:35,452 --> 00:47:37,020 "BOY FUNK"? 1072 00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:40,490 IT SMELLS REALLY BAD IN HERE. 1073 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:44,661 [MUSIC STOPS] 1074 00:47:44,761 --> 00:47:46,029 [SIGHS] 1075 00:47:47,297 --> 00:47:48,131 HERE. 1076 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:52,135 BETTER? 1077 00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:54,304 IT'S SPRING-RAIN-SCENTED. 1078 00:47:57,007 --> 00:47:58,675 [MUSIC RESUMES] 1079 00:48:03,213 --> 00:48:04,348 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 1080 00:48:05,983 --> 00:48:07,551 [DIALS] 1081 00:48:10,153 --> 00:48:11,989 YOU SUCK AT THIS. 1082 00:48:13,991 --> 00:48:15,425 I JUST GOT IT. 1083 00:48:15,993 --> 00:48:18,395 WHY? YOU PLAY "ROCK BAND"? 1084 00:48:19,162 --> 00:48:20,497 WAY BETTER THAN YOU. 1085 00:48:20,597 --> 00:48:23,267 I COULD TOTALLY KICK YOUR ASS IN "EXPERT" MODE. 1086 00:48:26,003 --> 00:48:26,837 [MUSIC STOPS] 1087 00:48:26,937 --> 00:48:28,171 OH, YEAH? 1088 00:48:28,805 --> 00:48:30,073 YEAH. 1089 00:48:32,476 --> 00:48:33,610 THEN BRING IT. 1090 00:48:33,877 --> 00:48:34,645 [CRYING] 1091 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:37,214 IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, CECILY. 1092 00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:40,917 [LAUGHS] 1093 00:48:41,551 --> 00:48:43,553 THIS IS, LIKE, THE BEST GAME EVER. SERIOUSLY. 1094 00:48:46,356 --> 00:48:47,391 CHAPIN? 1095 00:48:47,791 --> 00:48:49,159 WHAT'S UP? 1096 00:48:49,259 --> 00:48:50,527 WHISPER. 1097 00:48:51,461 --> 00:48:52,562 [SCOFFS] 1098 00:48:52,663 --> 00:48:53,864 HE'S "A-DORK-ABLE." 1099 00:48:53,964 --> 00:48:54,865 WHAT ABOUT HIM? 1100 00:48:54,965 --> 00:48:56,733 ARE YOU INTO HIM? 1101 00:48:58,235 --> 00:49:00,604 I MEAN, I'M OKAY IF YOU ARE. 1102 00:49:00,704 --> 00:49:03,206 I WAS JUST CURIOUS, 'CAUSE, 1103 00:49:03,307 --> 00:49:05,676 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS, LIKE, AROUND HIM AND STUFF. 1104 00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,110 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1105 00:49:07,744 --> 00:49:09,346 IT'S JUST A QUESTION. 1106 00:49:09,446 --> 00:49:12,382 THAT'S A HELLA LAME THING FOR YOU TO SAY TO ME, EVE. 1107 00:49:13,050 --> 00:49:14,751 I WOULD NEVER GO FOR SOMEONE YOU WERE INTO -- 1108 00:49:14,851 --> 00:49:16,453 NEVER IN A MILLION BAZILLION YEARS. 1109 00:49:21,858 --> 00:49:23,427 ARE YOU MAD? 1110 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:25,996 MAYBE. 1111 00:49:28,532 --> 00:49:30,033 BITCH. 1112 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:31,768 HOOKER. 1113 00:49:31,868 --> 00:49:33,470 [BOTH LAUGH] 1114 00:49:36,973 --> 00:49:38,608 [KILLOLA'S "PERSONAL GRAVEYARD" PLAYS] 1115 00:49:40,877 --> 00:49:42,612 [GUITAR SOLO] 1116 00:50:01,131 --> 00:50:02,999 ♪ ALL DRESSED UP AND IF LOOKS COULD KILL, YOU'D 1117 00:50:03,100 --> 00:50:05,168 BE A LONELY GIRL WITH A PERSONAL GRAVEYARD ♪ 1118 00:50:05,268 --> 00:50:07,204 YOU'RE ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT THIS. 1119 00:50:07,704 --> 00:50:09,039 YEAH, I KNOW. 1120 00:50:10,207 --> 00:50:11,708 WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? 1121 00:50:11,808 --> 00:50:13,043 LIZA. 1122 00:50:13,143 --> 00:50:14,878 DON'T TRY TO BE NICE TO ME, 'CAUSE I STILL 1123 00:50:14,978 --> 00:50:16,546 THINK YOU'RE A GIANT FUCK TWIT. 1124 00:50:16,646 --> 00:50:17,748 WHAT'D I DO? 1125 00:50:18,515 --> 00:50:20,584 "WOULD YOU SUPERMAN THAT HO FOR 20 BUCKS?" 1126 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:22,652 "FOR HALF A MILLION, I MIGHT THINK ABOUT IT." 1127 00:50:22,753 --> 00:50:24,287 FUCK...TWIT. 1128 00:50:26,056 --> 00:50:27,324 I SAID THAT? 1129 00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:29,326 THE FACT THAT YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER 1130 00:50:29,426 --> 00:50:31,228 MAKES YOU AN EVEN BIGGER FUCK TWIT. 1131 00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:33,697 WHAT IF I TAKE IT BACK? 1132 00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:35,399 TOO LATE. I'M ALREADY SCARRED. 1133 00:50:35,499 --> 00:50:37,200 DUDE, YOU CARRY AROUND A RAT, 1134 00:50:37,300 --> 00:50:39,403 YOU DON'T BRUSH YOUR HAIR, 1135 00:50:39,503 --> 00:50:40,704 YOU'RE WEARING A CHEERLEADER -- 1136 00:50:40,804 --> 00:50:43,206 YEAH, I'M EXPRESSING MY INDIVIDUALITY, OKAY? 1137 00:50:43,306 --> 00:50:44,975 YOU'RE LOOKING TO ATTRACT NEGATIVE ATTENTION. 1138 00:50:45,075 --> 00:50:46,076 THERE'S A WORD FOR THAT. 1139 00:50:46,176 --> 00:50:47,611 YEAH? WHAT'S THAT? 1140 00:50:48,412 --> 00:50:50,080 I FORGET. 1141 00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:51,648 BUT THERE'S A WORD FOR IT. 1142 00:50:54,251 --> 00:50:55,852 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE UGLY OR ANYTHING. 1143 00:50:57,788 --> 00:50:59,256 I'M NOT? 1144 00:51:02,025 --> 00:51:02,959 NOPE. 1145 00:51:03,059 --> 00:51:04,694 [MUSIC STOPS] 1146 00:51:05,462 --> 00:51:06,863 BUT CHICKS WHO CARRY AROUND RODENTS DEFINITELY 1147 00:51:06,963 --> 00:51:08,331 KILL THEIR FUCK FACTOR. 1148 00:51:10,233 --> 00:51:11,968 HERE'S SOME ADVICE -- 1149 00:51:12,803 --> 00:51:15,105 LEAVE THE RAT AT HOME, AND YOU MAY GET A DATE. 1150 00:51:16,006 --> 00:51:18,108 AND IT BETTER NOT SHIT IN MY CLOSET. 1151 00:51:18,208 --> 00:51:20,377 [SCOFFS] LIKE YOU'D NOTICE. 1152 00:51:22,179 --> 00:51:23,513 WHAT TIME IS IT? 1153 00:51:25,816 --> 00:51:27,784 12:02. WHO CARES? 1154 00:51:27,884 --> 00:51:29,820 I CAN COME OUT NOW. 1155 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:30,821 [CHUCKLES] 1156 00:51:38,495 --> 00:51:41,264 GUESS I SHOULD PROBABLY GO FIND OUT WHERE EVERYBODY ELSE IS. 1157 00:51:42,632 --> 00:51:43,900 OR WE COULD BONE. 1158 00:51:45,235 --> 00:51:47,270 I'M GONNA GO GET DRESSED. 1159 00:51:48,705 --> 00:51:50,173 CAN I WATCH? 1160 00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:51,975 [SNIFFLES] 1161 00:51:52,075 --> 00:51:53,710 I SMELL LIKE PEE. 1162 00:51:53,810 --> 00:51:55,245 [CHUCKLES] 1163 00:51:57,647 --> 00:51:59,049 TWO MORE TO GO. 1164 00:51:59,149 --> 00:52:00,684 YOU OR ME, EVE? 1165 00:52:00,784 --> 00:52:01,918 I HOPE IT'S ME. 1166 00:52:02,886 --> 00:52:04,654 HOES FIRST. 1167 00:52:05,021 --> 00:52:05,889 [CHUCKLES] 1168 00:52:05,989 --> 00:52:06,957 ALL RIGHT. 1169 00:52:07,057 --> 00:52:08,692 WHO HASN'T DARED YET? 1170 00:52:10,894 --> 00:52:12,729 I HAVE A DARE FOR YOU. 1171 00:52:13,763 --> 00:52:15,232 I BET YOU DO. 1172 00:52:15,332 --> 00:52:17,534 [CELLPHONE RINGING] 1173 00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:21,338 HELLO? 1174 00:52:22,339 --> 00:52:24,474 IT'S LIZA. SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE WE ARE. 1175 00:52:24,574 --> 00:52:27,010 TELL HER TO MEET US AT THE CARBY'S ON LOUGHEED. 1176 00:52:27,110 --> 00:52:28,445 WHY? 1177 00:52:29,412 --> 00:52:32,315 'CAUSE I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO... 1178 00:52:36,253 --> 00:52:38,722 SO, ALL I HAVE TO DO IS MUG A PENTHOUSE? 1179 00:52:39,856 --> 00:52:41,258 NO PROBLEM. 1180 00:52:41,358 --> 00:52:43,793 WHAT, ARE WE WAITING ON RAT GIRL OR WHAT? 1181 00:52:47,163 --> 00:52:49,399 YOU NEVER SAID THERE WAS SECURITY! 1182 00:52:50,033 --> 00:52:51,334 KARMA'S A BITCH. 1183 00:52:51,434 --> 00:52:53,203 [CHUCKLING] WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME ARRESTED? 1184 00:52:53,303 --> 00:52:54,638 YOU CAN CHALLENGE ME. 1185 00:52:54,738 --> 00:52:56,973 I MEAN, IF YOU CAN'T DO IT, JUST SAY IT, AND I WILL. 1186 00:52:57,674 --> 00:52:59,509 HER DAD OWNS THIS STORE, CHAPIN. 1187 00:52:59,609 --> 00:53:00,710 [SCOFFS] 1188 00:53:01,311 --> 00:53:02,546 [CHUCKLES] 1189 00:53:06,816 --> 00:53:09,452 AND, BY THE WAY, PORN'S RIGHT BEHIND THE COUNTER. 1190 00:53:10,654 --> 00:53:11,588 [CHUCKLES] 1191 00:53:19,296 --> 00:53:21,665 ♪ YOU CAN SEE SHE'S NOT JOKING 1192 00:53:21,765 --> 00:53:24,601 ♪ JOKING 1193 00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:26,102 DID DAD CALL? 1194 00:53:26,202 --> 00:53:27,871 NO, LOSER. I TOLD YOU -- HE'S NOT GONNA CALL. 1195 00:53:27,971 --> 00:53:30,240 IT'S LIKE 2:00 A.M. IN FLORIDA RIGHT NOW. 1196 00:53:30,807 --> 00:53:32,876 OH. THE NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE TO DARE YOUR 1197 00:53:32,976 --> 00:53:35,879 FRIENDS TO DO SHIT, LEAVE MY CLOSET OUT OF IT. 1198 00:53:36,212 --> 00:53:37,113 [CHUCKLES] 1199 00:53:37,213 --> 00:53:39,282 CHECK YOU LATER, LIZA. 1200 00:53:39,716 --> 00:53:41,318 LATER, TODD. 1201 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:44,254 [ENGINE REVS] 1202 00:53:44,354 --> 00:53:45,855 DID YOU HOOK UP WITH HIM? 1203 00:53:45,956 --> 00:53:46,957 [SCOFFS] 1204 00:53:47,991 --> 00:53:49,392 SLUT UP! 1205 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,761 WHAT'S GOING ON? 1206 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,264 OKAY. FINE. 1207 00:53:54,364 --> 00:53:56,366 LET'S DO IT. 1208 00:53:57,734 --> 00:53:59,269 BUT I NEED THIS. 1209 00:53:59,669 --> 00:54:00,337 HEY! 1210 00:54:00,437 --> 00:54:01,538 CUT YOUR BITCHIN'. 1211 00:54:01,638 --> 00:54:04,441 I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO WEAR THIS PINK NIGHTMARE. 1212 00:54:05,208 --> 00:54:07,444 I'LL TRY NOT TO BARF ON IT. 1213 00:54:15,986 --> 00:54:18,288 IF SHE GETS ARRESTED, MY DAD'S A LAWYER. 1214 00:54:18,388 --> 00:54:19,656 HE'S REALLY GOOD, TOO. 1215 00:54:19,756 --> 00:54:21,258 SHUT UP, SARAH! 1216 00:54:21,358 --> 00:54:23,526 SHE'LL BE FINE. 1217 00:54:25,328 --> 00:54:27,063 [GUARD] HEY, KID. 1218 00:54:27,163 --> 00:54:28,698 YOU CAN'T RIDE THAT THING IN HERE. 1219 00:54:31,735 --> 00:54:32,936 SORRY, SIR. 1220 00:54:48,785 --> 00:54:50,687 HEY, MAN. CAN I GET A PACK OF EXTRA LIGHTS? 1221 00:55:15,445 --> 00:55:16,946 WHAT'S SHE DOING? 1222 00:55:17,047 --> 00:55:17,914 [CHUCKLES] 1223 00:55:18,014 --> 00:55:19,416 SHE'S ABOUT TO GET BUSTED. 1224 00:55:40,603 --> 00:55:42,539 UH, YOU NEED SOME HELP FINDING SOMETHING? 1225 00:55:43,606 --> 00:55:45,508 UH...NO. I'M -- I'M OKAY. THANKS. 1226 00:55:56,886 --> 00:56:00,290 ON SECOND THOUGHT, DO YOU HAVE, UH, THOSE, UM, 1227 00:56:00,390 --> 00:56:04,561 COLORED COVERED PEANUTS? 1228 00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:09,099 THERE'S PEANUTS IN THEM. 1229 00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:11,167 MY DAD USED TO EAT THEM ALL THE TIME, AND I, UH -- 1230 00:56:11,267 --> 00:56:11,835 M&M'S? 1231 00:56:12,268 --> 00:56:14,337 YES! M&M'S. 1232 00:56:14,437 --> 00:56:15,972 DO YOU HAVE THOSE? 1233 00:56:16,072 --> 00:56:17,640 [EXPLOSION] 1234 00:56:18,374 --> 00:56:19,909 [UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 1235 00:56:23,747 --> 00:56:25,949 [SCOFFS] SHE BLEW UP MY DAD'S MICROWAVE! 1236 00:56:32,422 --> 00:56:34,457 HEY! YOU! GET OUT OF THERE! 1237 00:56:38,728 --> 00:56:40,163 [GASPS] GET IN THE CAR! 1238 00:56:40,263 --> 00:56:41,264 OOH! GET IN THE CAR! 1239 00:56:41,364 --> 00:56:42,265 PEACE OUT! 1240 00:56:42,365 --> 00:56:43,133 ♪ CHEW ME UP 1241 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:43,933 ♪ SPIT ME OUT 1242 00:56:44,033 --> 00:56:44,567 ♪ LOCK ME UP 1243 00:56:44,667 --> 00:56:46,202 ♪ BABY, LET'S GO 1244 00:56:46,302 --> 00:56:47,937 HEY! COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! 1245 00:56:48,037 --> 00:56:49,606 COME BACK HERE -- NOW! 1246 00:56:53,543 --> 00:56:54,811 STOP, YOU LITTLE SHIT! 1247 00:56:55,578 --> 00:56:57,480 I SAID STOP -- NOW! 1248 00:57:03,586 --> 00:57:05,021 WHERE IS SHE? 1249 00:57:05,121 --> 00:57:06,222 ♪ OW! 1250 00:57:06,322 --> 00:57:07,757 [GUITAR SOLO] 1251 00:57:09,959 --> 00:57:11,327 YOU LITTLE THIEF. 1252 00:57:11,427 --> 00:57:12,428 LOOK OUT! DON'T HIT HER! 1253 00:57:12,529 --> 00:57:13,463 [TIRES SCREECH] 1254 00:57:19,402 --> 00:57:20,503 [TIRES SCREECH] 1255 00:57:22,105 --> 00:57:23,473 [PANTING] 1256 00:57:32,515 --> 00:57:34,951 [KILLOLA'S "WHO WE THINK WE ARE" PLAYS] 1257 00:57:37,453 --> 00:57:38,454 [LAUGHING] OH, MY... 1258 00:57:38,555 --> 00:57:40,456 THAT WAS THE MOST BODACK THING 1259 00:57:40,557 --> 00:57:42,091 I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. 1260 00:57:42,192 --> 00:57:43,426 [HUMS] 1261 00:57:43,526 --> 00:57:45,461 OH, WHOSE FRIEND ARE YOU, ANYWAYS? 1262 00:57:45,562 --> 00:57:47,397 YOU BLEW UP MY DAD'S MICROWAVE. 1263 00:57:47,497 --> 00:57:49,332 WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO THAT? 1264 00:57:49,432 --> 00:57:50,733 YOUTUBE. 1265 00:57:50,834 --> 00:57:52,836 AND I COULDN'T JUST GET SOMETHING FOR CECILY 1266 00:57:52,936 --> 00:57:56,072 AND NOT GET SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE ELSE, SO... 1267 00:57:59,375 --> 00:58:00,276 NO WAY. 1268 00:58:00,376 --> 00:58:01,978 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NEED THIS. 1269 00:58:02,078 --> 00:58:03,313 [LAUGHING] OH, MY... 1270 00:58:03,413 --> 00:58:04,514 [LAUGHS] 1271 00:58:04,614 --> 00:58:07,750 AND, NINA, I DON'T MEAN TO SAY ANYTHING BAD 1272 00:58:07,851 --> 00:58:10,019 ABOUT YOUR HAIR, BECAUSE WE'RE COOL. 1273 00:58:10,119 --> 00:58:14,691 BUT EVER SINCE THE SEIZURE THING, YOU MIGHT... 1274 00:58:15,458 --> 00:58:16,893 WANT TO FIX IT. 1275 00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:18,127 THANKS. 1276 00:58:18,228 --> 00:58:19,295 YEAH. 1277 00:58:19,395 --> 00:58:20,663 AND, SARAH... 1278 00:58:22,298 --> 00:58:24,167 LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR YOU. 1279 00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:25,268 [LAUGHTER] 1280 00:58:25,368 --> 00:58:26,402 OH, MY GOD. 1281 00:58:26,502 --> 00:58:28,738 NOW, THESE DON'T EXPIRE UNTIL 2010, 1282 00:58:28,838 --> 00:58:30,840 SO YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY USE ONE OR TWO. 1283 00:58:30,940 --> 00:58:32,208 [LAUGHTER] 1284 00:58:32,308 --> 00:58:34,544 AND FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIRL... 1285 00:58:36,012 --> 00:58:37,647 [HUMS FANFARE] 1286 00:58:39,415 --> 00:58:40,149 [LAUGHS] 1287 00:58:40,250 --> 00:58:41,017 WOW! 1288 00:58:41,117 --> 00:58:41,718 [LAUGHS] 1289 00:58:41,818 --> 00:58:44,053 WHO'S THE "TRIPLE DOG" QUEEN? 1290 00:58:44,153 --> 00:58:47,056 COME ON. COME ON. GIVE ME SOME LOVE. 1291 00:58:47,624 --> 00:58:50,193 YEAH, UNTIL YOU'RE BUSTED BY THE SECURITY CAM. 1292 00:58:50,293 --> 00:58:52,896 OH, AND, UH, ONE FOR ME. 1293 00:58:55,131 --> 00:58:56,299 [LAUGHING] OH, MY... 1294 00:58:56,399 --> 00:58:58,067 YOU ARE INSANE! 1295 00:58:58,167 --> 00:58:59,535 [GASPS] 1296 00:58:59,636 --> 00:59:00,603 ALL RIGHT. 1297 00:59:00,703 --> 00:59:02,505 ONE MORE DARE OF THE EVENING. 1298 00:59:02,605 --> 00:59:04,540 READY FOR YOURS, SPALDING? 1299 00:59:04,641 --> 00:59:06,209 LET'S DO IT. 1300 00:59:06,309 --> 00:59:07,577 SARAH, IT'S YOUR TURN. 1301 00:59:07,677 --> 00:59:08,978 YAY! OKAY. 1302 00:59:09,679 --> 00:59:11,281 DRUMROLL, PLEASE. 1303 00:59:13,116 --> 00:59:18,821 I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO GO TO THIRD BASE WITH WHISPER TONIGHT. 1304 00:59:20,023 --> 00:59:21,224 [LAUGHS] 1305 00:59:21,324 --> 00:59:23,026 YOU BITCH! 1306 00:59:23,993 --> 00:59:25,028 YOU LOVE IT. 1307 00:59:25,128 --> 00:59:26,029 [LAUGHS] 1308 00:59:26,629 --> 00:59:27,797 [LAUGHS] 1309 00:59:32,702 --> 00:59:34,871 HEY, MAL, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 1310 00:59:35,471 --> 00:59:36,639 WHAT? 1311 00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:38,575 WHAT'S THE WHOLE DEAL WITH STACY ST. CLAIR? 1312 00:59:38,675 --> 00:59:40,376 SHUT YOUR MOUTH! KICK THE BALL! 1313 00:59:40,677 --> 00:59:41,878 WELL... 1314 00:59:41,978 --> 00:59:44,347 KEEP TALKING, SPALDING. SEE WHERE IT GETS YA. 1315 00:59:45,448 --> 00:59:47,083 I DON'T TALK ABOUT STACY ST. CLAIR, 1316 00:59:47,183 --> 00:59:49,285 AND I DON'T TALK ABOUT SACRED HEART. 1317 00:59:49,385 --> 00:59:50,420 GET IT? 1318 00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:51,454 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 1319 00:59:51,554 --> 00:59:52,755 TAKE A LAP, LADIES. MOVE IT. 1320 00:59:52,855 --> 00:59:54,958 SHIT. THANKS A LOT. 1321 00:59:55,858 --> 00:59:58,394 AND, IF YOU'RE SO CURIOUS, WHY DON'T YOU ASK CHAPIN? 1322 00:59:58,494 --> 01:00:00,063 TWO FOR YOU, SILVERS! 1323 01:01:06,562 --> 01:01:08,197 HOW DO I LOOK? 1324 01:01:08,297 --> 01:01:09,832 SEX-ALICIOUS! 1325 01:01:09,932 --> 01:01:11,601 YOU DON'T THINK I'M TRYING TOO HARD? 1326 01:01:11,701 --> 01:01:13,603 NO. JUST BE COOL. 1327 01:01:13,703 --> 01:01:15,104 WHISPER LIKES THAT. 1328 01:01:15,204 --> 01:01:17,740 UM, CHAPIN, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 1329 01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:20,643 YEAH. 1330 01:01:20,743 --> 01:01:23,279 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT STACY ST. CLAIR? 1331 01:01:24,514 --> 01:01:25,882 WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT? 1332 01:01:26,449 --> 01:01:28,084 WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE? 1333 01:01:28,184 --> 01:01:29,352 CHILLAX. 1334 01:01:29,452 --> 01:01:30,686 NO, YOU CHILLAX. 1335 01:01:30,787 --> 01:01:33,756 AND -- AND, NO, SHE WAS -- SHE WAS OLDER THAN ME. 1336 01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:35,358 WELL, LIZA SAID -- 1337 01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:37,126 WHO CARES WHAT LIZA SAID. 1338 01:01:37,827 --> 01:01:39,228 WELL, SHE SAID YOU TWO GOT INTO A FIGHT AND 1339 01:01:39,328 --> 01:01:40,997 THEN YOU PUSHED HER OFF THE BRIDGE. 1340 01:01:41,097 --> 01:01:42,098 [SCOFFS] 1341 01:01:43,199 --> 01:01:44,233 LIZA! 1342 01:01:45,601 --> 01:01:46,936 GET OVER HERE. 1343 01:01:50,073 --> 01:01:51,541 -CHAPIN, JUST FORGET ABOUT IT. 1344 01:01:51,641 --> 01:01:52,975 NO, I'M NOT GONNA FORGET ABOUT IT. 1345 01:01:53,076 --> 01:01:55,611 I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE TALK SHIT ABOUT ME. 1346 01:01:56,079 --> 01:01:58,114 THE WHOLE "STACY ST. CLAIR" THING -- 1347 01:01:58,214 --> 01:02:01,017 YOU WEREN'T THERE, WERE YOU, LIZA? 1348 01:02:01,117 --> 01:02:03,219 -LOOK, I HEARD... -YOU WEREN'T THERE. 1349 01:02:03,319 --> 01:02:06,589 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, SO STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT. 1350 01:02:07,423 --> 01:02:09,892 AND, FYI, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HER, OKAY? 1351 01:02:10,927 --> 01:02:13,896 ALL I KNOW IS THAT WE WERE AT A PARTY. 1352 01:02:18,334 --> 01:02:19,836 STACY WAS DEPRESSED. 1353 01:02:21,537 --> 01:02:24,407 AND THEN SHE RAN OFF. 1354 01:02:26,943 --> 01:02:28,911 -JUST LIKE THAT? -JUST LIKE THAT. 1355 01:02:29,011 --> 01:02:30,947 SHE WASN'T STONED OR SEEING BUTTERFLIES? 1356 01:02:31,047 --> 01:02:34,550 LOOK, PEOPLE WHO ARE DEPRESSED DO CRAZY THINGS. 1357 01:02:38,421 --> 01:02:40,056 MAYBE HER MOM HIT HER. 1358 01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:44,127 MAYBE HER DOG DIED. 1359 01:02:49,098 --> 01:02:50,366 MAYBE SHE WAS PREGNANT. 1360 01:03:00,009 --> 01:03:02,111 OR MAYBE SHE WAS JUST A COKED-OUT JUNKIE 1361 01:03:02,211 --> 01:03:03,813 WHO LOST HER WILL TO LIVE. 1362 01:03:15,892 --> 01:03:16,893 I DON'T KNOW. 1363 01:03:16,993 --> 01:03:18,261 I DIDN'T ASK HER. 1364 01:03:18,361 --> 01:03:20,897 ALL I KNOW IS THAT SHE JUMPED, OKAY? 1365 01:03:20,997 --> 01:03:22,899 THEN WHY'D YOU GET EXPELLED? 1366 01:03:22,999 --> 01:03:24,834 BECAUSE I WAS THERE, JUST 1367 01:03:24,934 --> 01:03:27,069 LIKE THAT LESBONAUT, MALLORY SILVERS. 1368 01:03:27,170 --> 01:03:28,704 THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD, CHAPIN. 1369 01:03:28,804 --> 01:03:30,373 OKAY, STOP IT! 1370 01:03:30,473 --> 01:03:31,541 GOD! 1371 01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:34,143 CUT THE ASS ACT, CHAPIN. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. 1372 01:03:34,243 --> 01:03:36,279 YOU'RE GONNA BEHAVE YOURSELF. 1373 01:03:36,379 --> 01:03:37,613 I'M 'HAVED. 1374 01:03:37,713 --> 01:03:39,282 GOOD. 1375 01:03:40,016 --> 01:03:41,350 SOMETIMES BEING AROUND YOU IS LIKE BABYSITTING 1376 01:03:41,450 --> 01:03:42,618 A KID WITH A.D.D. 1377 01:03:47,957 --> 01:03:51,327 [BOOMKAT'S "RUN BOY (HERE I COME)" PLAYS] 1378 01:03:53,162 --> 01:03:53,930 ♪ LET'S GO EXPLORE 1379 01:03:54,030 --> 01:03:55,198 ♪ BOOMKAT CAN'T IGNORE 1380 01:03:55,298 --> 01:03:56,632 ♪ BOOMKAT COMING FOR YOU 1381 01:03:56,732 --> 01:03:58,034 ♪ TAKE THAT ON THE FLOOR 1382 01:03:58,134 --> 01:03:59,702 ♪ AND JUST FAKE IT, FAKE IT 1383 01:03:59,802 --> 01:04:01,070 ♪ LET ME SEE THAT DIRTY DANCE 1384 01:04:01,170 --> 01:04:03,339 ♪ I KNOW, I KNOW YOU WANT INSIDE 1385 01:04:03,439 --> 01:04:04,407 MY FLIRTY PANTS ♪ 1386 01:04:04,507 --> 01:04:05,208 ♪ DON'T GET IT TWISTED 1387 01:04:05,308 --> 01:04:06,676 ♪ BOOMKAT'S GONNA FLIP IT 1388 01:04:06,776 --> 01:04:07,777 ♪ TAKE THAT TO THE LIMIT... 1389 01:04:07,877 --> 01:04:09,045 WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME? 1390 01:04:09,145 --> 01:04:11,480 THEY'RE NOT LOOKING AT YOU. THEY'RE LOOKING AT ME. 1391 01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:15,818 YO, STEPHAN, WHERE'S WHISPER? 1392 01:04:15,918 --> 01:04:17,453 [LAUGHING] SOMEWHERE. 1393 01:04:18,454 --> 01:04:19,188 GET OFF ME! 1394 01:04:24,860 --> 01:04:25,928 [CHUCKLES] WHAT'S UP? 1395 01:04:26,028 --> 01:04:27,396 WHAT IS THAT? 1396 01:04:27,496 --> 01:04:27,897 WHAT? 1397 01:04:27,997 --> 01:04:29,398 [CHUCKLES] 1398 01:04:29,498 --> 01:04:30,600 IT'S LIKE THAT, HUH? 1399 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:35,071 SO, HEY, UH, EVE'S LOOKING PRETTY GOOD TONIGHT, RIGHT? 1400 01:04:36,539 --> 01:04:37,974 UH, YEAH. SHE'S CUTE. 1401 01:04:39,742 --> 01:04:40,776 BANGABLE CUTE? 1402 01:04:40,876 --> 01:04:42,411 SHE LOOKS GOOD. 1403 01:04:43,980 --> 01:04:45,615 COME ON. I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 1404 01:04:45,715 --> 01:04:46,716 ♪ DON'T SWEAT MY NECKLACE 1405 01:04:46,816 --> 01:04:48,384 ♪ DON'T YOU EXPECT IT 1406 01:04:48,484 --> 01:04:49,185 ♪ SO 'SPECT IT 1407 01:04:49,285 --> 01:04:50,086 ♪ I STAND CORRECTED 1408 01:04:50,186 --> 01:04:51,420 [INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS] 1409 01:05:06,235 --> 01:05:07,970 THAT'S SO BITCHIN'. 1410 01:05:09,839 --> 01:05:11,274 DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU? 1411 01:05:11,674 --> 01:05:12,975 FOR REALS? 1412 01:05:13,075 --> 01:05:14,443 I TAUGHT MY AUNTIE. 1413 01:05:15,544 --> 01:05:16,479 SWEET! 1414 01:05:21,684 --> 01:05:23,986 I WANT TO MAKE...A SWEATER. 1415 01:05:25,888 --> 01:05:26,722 A PINK ONE? 1416 01:05:26,822 --> 01:05:28,391 [SCOFFS] 1417 01:05:28,491 --> 01:05:29,825 I CAN ROCK PINK. 1418 01:05:29,925 --> 01:05:30,960 RIGHT? 1419 01:05:31,060 --> 01:05:32,395 TOTES. [LAUGHS] 1420 01:05:34,930 --> 01:05:35,865 HAVE A DRINK. 1421 01:05:35,965 --> 01:05:37,033 HERE. 1422 01:05:49,245 --> 01:05:50,746 [LAUGHING] YEAH, GIRL. 1423 01:05:50,846 --> 01:05:51,847 [CELLPHONE RINGING] 1424 01:05:51,947 --> 01:05:53,149 [COUGHS] 1425 01:06:03,859 --> 01:06:05,261 NICE FUN BUBBLES. 1426 01:06:10,599 --> 01:06:11,567 GRAB ME ONE OF THOSE. 1427 01:06:11,667 --> 01:06:12,568 GIVE ME ONE, MAN. 1428 01:06:13,436 --> 01:06:15,104 HEY, IT'S RAT GIRL! [LAUGHS] 1429 01:06:15,204 --> 01:06:15,871 SHUT IT DOWN. 1430 01:06:15,971 --> 01:06:17,039 WHAT? 1431 01:06:17,139 --> 01:06:17,907 WHY, GOT A NEW SEX BUDDY OR SOMETHING? 1432 01:06:18,007 --> 01:06:19,108 [LAUGHS] 1433 01:06:21,444 --> 01:06:22,411 HEY. 1434 01:06:29,985 --> 01:06:32,154 WAS MY BROTHER MAD WHEN HE FOUND YOU? 1435 01:06:33,122 --> 01:06:34,724 NO. HE GOT OVER IT. 1436 01:06:35,591 --> 01:06:38,627 DID CECILY REALLY PISS ON SCALCO'S STOOP? 1437 01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:41,097 RIGHT ON THE WELCOME MAT. 1438 01:06:41,697 --> 01:06:43,432 OH, BUT DON'T TELL HER I TOLD YOU THAT. 1439 01:06:43,532 --> 01:06:45,301 SHE'S STILL, LIKE, FREAKING OUT OVER IT. 1440 01:06:45,768 --> 01:06:47,269 SO, ARE YOU NERVOUS? 1441 01:06:48,771 --> 01:06:49,939 YEAH. 1442 01:06:50,773 --> 01:06:52,708 YOU'RE -- YOU'RE NOT GONNA BACK OUT, ARE YOU? 1443 01:06:53,476 --> 01:06:54,844 NO. 1444 01:06:54,944 --> 01:06:56,545 MY DAD LOVES MY HAIR. 1445 01:06:57,413 --> 01:06:58,481 -HEY. 1446 01:07:01,617 --> 01:07:03,119 SEE YA. [CHUCKLES] 1447 01:07:12,995 --> 01:07:14,630 WHAT WAS YOUR DARE TONIGHT? 1448 01:07:14,730 --> 01:07:15,931 [CHUCKLES] 1449 01:07:16,031 --> 01:07:17,333 NOT TELLING. 1450 01:07:17,433 --> 01:07:18,367 WHY NOT? 1451 01:07:18,467 --> 01:07:20,569 BECAUSE YOU'LL FUSS AT ME LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. 1452 01:07:21,637 --> 01:07:22,638 I WILL NOT. 1453 01:07:22,738 --> 01:07:23,806 SWEAR? 1454 01:07:23,906 --> 01:07:27,243 I SWEAR I WON'T FUSS AT YOU LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. 1455 01:07:27,743 --> 01:07:28,844 [CHUCKLES] 1456 01:07:28,944 --> 01:07:30,312 WHAT WAS YOUR BIG DARE? COME ON. 1457 01:07:30,413 --> 01:07:33,382 I HAD TO MUG A PENTHOUSE FROM CARBY'S. 1458 01:07:33,482 --> 01:07:34,617 AND? 1459 01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:36,085 EXACTLY. 1460 01:07:36,185 --> 01:07:39,522 SO I STOLE A BUNCH OF SHIT AND BLEW UP A MICROWAVE. 1461 01:07:39,622 --> 01:07:40,823 [LAUGHS] 1462 01:07:42,224 --> 01:07:43,692 WHY DO YOU DO SHIT LIKE THAT? 1463 01:07:43,793 --> 01:07:46,095 ESPECIALLY AFTER, UM... 1464 01:07:46,562 --> 01:07:47,763 YOU KNOW. 1465 01:07:49,698 --> 01:07:51,200 I DON'T KNOW. 1466 01:07:52,468 --> 01:07:53,636 'CAUSE. 1467 01:07:55,271 --> 01:07:57,540 IT'S FUN, AND WE WERE BORED. 1468 01:07:58,874 --> 01:08:01,744 AND I HAVE NO INTENTION OF EVER SHAVING MY HEAD. 1469 01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:06,182 YOU'D STILL BE HOT. 1470 01:08:08,050 --> 01:08:09,452 [CHUCKLES] 1471 01:08:12,421 --> 01:08:14,223 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1472 01:08:16,158 --> 01:08:18,894 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 1473 01:08:20,963 --> 01:08:22,198 ALL RIGHT. 1474 01:08:23,933 --> 01:08:27,036 ♪ I KEEP TELLING YOU NO, BUT YOU AIN'T HEARING ME ♪ 1475 01:08:27,703 --> 01:08:31,373 ♪ SO WHAT DO I GOT TO DO TO GET THROUGH TO YOU? ♪ 1476 01:08:31,474 --> 01:08:35,244 ♪ I ACT LIKE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ♪ 1477 01:08:35,911 --> 01:08:38,481 ♪ OH, BABY, I COULD BE SWEET ON THE PHONE ♪ 1478 01:08:39,715 --> 01:08:42,651 ♪ BUT I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO WASTE ♪ 1479 01:08:43,719 --> 01:08:45,421 ♪ I WANT TO SCREAM, BABY, SCREAM, BABY ♪ 1480 01:08:45,521 --> 01:08:47,423 ♪ IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY 1481 01:08:47,523 --> 01:08:48,457 HEY. 1482 01:08:48,557 --> 01:08:49,825 OH. UH, HEY. 1483 01:08:52,127 --> 01:08:53,362 RIGHT HERE. 1484 01:08:57,333 --> 01:08:59,101 I MEAN, I KNOW I GET GOOD 1485 01:08:59,201 --> 01:09:01,470 GRADES, I KNOW I'M CATHOLIC, 1486 01:09:01,570 --> 01:09:03,239 I KNOW I'M CONSERVATIVE, BUT, 1487 01:09:03,339 --> 01:09:06,775 DAMN IT, I WANT TO RAGE, TOO, SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW?! 1488 01:09:07,877 --> 01:09:09,211 TOTALLY. 1489 01:09:10,079 --> 01:09:11,447 EVERYBODY SHOULD GET NAKED 1490 01:09:11,547 --> 01:09:14,483 AND RUN AROUND AT LEAST ONCE IN THEIR LIVES. 1491 01:09:14,783 --> 01:09:15,885 FUCK, YEAH! 1492 01:09:16,385 --> 01:09:18,454 IT WAS TOTALLY LIBERATING. 1493 01:09:19,288 --> 01:09:20,856 IT SHOULD BE A LAW. 1494 01:09:20,956 --> 01:09:23,759 -HELL, YEAH. I'D VOTE FOR IT. 1495 01:09:23,859 --> 01:09:24,894 HELL, YEAH! 1496 01:09:24,994 --> 01:09:26,228 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? 1497 01:09:26,328 --> 01:09:28,097 GETTING NAKED! 1498 01:09:28,197 --> 01:09:29,498 FUCK, YEAH! 1499 01:09:29,598 --> 01:09:30,733 [LAUGHS] 1500 01:09:31,634 --> 01:09:32,635 DUDE... 1501 01:09:33,302 --> 01:09:35,538 WE SHOULD KNIT NAKED! 1502 01:09:36,939 --> 01:09:38,207 OKAY, SARAH, LET'S GO. 1503 01:09:38,307 --> 01:09:39,608 FUCK, NO. I'M BUSY. 1504 01:09:39,708 --> 01:09:40,643 [LAUGHS] 1505 01:09:41,043 --> 01:09:42,278 COME ON. 1506 01:09:43,279 --> 01:09:44,847 -COME ON. 1507 01:09:44,947 --> 01:09:46,782 I WILL BRING HER RIGHT BACK. 1508 01:09:46,882 --> 01:09:47,816 EXCUSE US. 1509 01:09:54,089 --> 01:09:55,157 ♪ GET AWAY, GET AWAY 1510 01:09:55,558 --> 01:09:56,926 ♪ GET AWAY, GET AWAY ♪ 1511 01:09:57,493 --> 01:09:58,761 ♪ GET AWAY, GET AWAY 1512 01:10:00,062 --> 01:10:01,330 ♪ I KEEP TELLING MYSELF 1513 01:10:02,164 --> 01:10:03,399 ♪ I KEEP TELLING MYSELF 1514 01:10:03,933 --> 01:10:04,967 ♪ I KEEP TELLING MYSELF ♪ 1515 01:10:05,868 --> 01:10:07,036 ♪ I KEEP TELLING MYSELF 1516 01:10:07,903 --> 01:10:11,340 ♪ I ACT LIKE THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ♪ 1517 01:10:12,408 --> 01:10:14,543 ♪ OH, BABY, I COULD BE SWEET ON THE PHONE ♪ 1518 01:10:15,744 --> 01:10:18,414 ♪ BUT I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO WASTE ♪ 1519 01:10:19,214 --> 01:10:22,351 ♪ I WANT TO SCREAM, BABY, SCREAM, BABY, SCREAM, BABY ♪ 1520 01:10:24,019 --> 01:10:25,588 ♪ I GOT TO GET AWAY 1521 01:10:27,489 --> 01:10:29,625 ♪ I KEEP TELLING MYSELF 1522 01:10:30,693 --> 01:10:31,060 ♪ RUN 1523 01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:31,927 ♪ RUN 1524 01:10:32,194 --> 01:10:32,728 ♪ RUN ♪ 1525 01:10:33,128 --> 01:10:33,696 ♪ RUN 1526 01:10:34,129 --> 01:10:34,763 ♪ RUN 1527 01:10:35,097 --> 01:10:35,764 ♪ RUN 1528 01:10:36,098 --> 01:10:36,732 ♪ RUN 1529 01:10:37,132 --> 01:10:37,733 ♪ RUN 1530 01:10:48,377 --> 01:10:50,045 I LIKE YOUR SHIRT. 1531 01:10:50,145 --> 01:10:51,680 SO DO I. THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT IT. 1532 01:11:00,422 --> 01:11:01,957 WHAT WAS YOUR DARE TONIGHT, EVE? 1533 01:11:06,128 --> 01:11:07,596 I'M WORKING ON IT. 1534 01:11:19,141 --> 01:11:20,542 WHAT'S THIRD BASE? 1535 01:11:21,210 --> 01:11:23,679 ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU DARED HER. 1536 01:11:23,779 --> 01:11:25,414 YOU TOLD ME TO. 1537 01:11:25,914 --> 01:11:27,216 ORAL, SARAH. 1538 01:11:27,316 --> 01:11:28,884 THIRD BASE IS ORAL. 1539 01:11:28,984 --> 01:11:30,185 OH. 1540 01:11:30,285 --> 01:11:32,388 ORAL SEX. 1541 01:11:32,488 --> 01:11:34,423 [CHUCKLING] OH, MY GOD. 1542 01:11:56,045 --> 01:11:56,312 [ZIPPER UNZIPS] 1543 01:11:56,412 --> 01:11:57,980 WHOA. 1544 01:11:58,080 --> 01:11:59,882 MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP. 1545 01:12:01,250 --> 01:12:03,018 COME ON. YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING. 1546 01:12:03,752 --> 01:12:05,854 I'M A GUY. I CAN'T HELP IT. 1547 01:12:05,954 --> 01:12:07,523 THEN ACT LIKE IT. 1548 01:12:19,334 --> 01:12:20,102 EVE... 1549 01:12:21,437 --> 01:12:22,705 LOOK, I THINK YOU'RE COOL, 1550 01:12:22,805 --> 01:12:24,073 BUT -- 1551 01:12:24,173 --> 01:12:25,507 "BUT"? 1552 01:12:28,510 --> 01:12:30,512 I'VE GOT MY EYE ON SOMEBODY ELSE. 1553 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:32,715 WHO? 1554 01:12:34,183 --> 01:12:35,451 YOUR GIRL. 1555 01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:38,854 CHAPIN? 1556 01:12:42,391 --> 01:12:43,959 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1557 01:12:47,429 --> 01:12:48,664 EVE... 1558 01:12:49,298 --> 01:12:51,333 LOOK, YOU'RE CUTE. I'M SORRY. 1559 01:12:51,433 --> 01:12:53,135 SHUT UP! 1560 01:12:54,269 --> 01:12:55,404 I KNEW IT. 1561 01:13:02,478 --> 01:13:03,579 EVE, WAIT! 1562 01:13:03,679 --> 01:13:07,015 ♪ ...MUCH BETTER WHEN I HAD YOU ♪ 1563 01:13:07,116 --> 01:13:08,150 OH, WHAT'S GOING ON? 1564 01:13:08,650 --> 01:13:10,919 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK YOU THE SAME THING. 1565 01:13:12,321 --> 01:13:13,222 [SCOFFS] 1566 01:13:13,322 --> 01:13:15,090 SLUT UP. 1567 01:13:16,492 --> 01:13:17,726 [LAUGHING] WHAT? 1568 01:13:19,194 --> 01:13:21,029 ♪ IT ALL FEELS SO REAL 1569 01:13:23,332 --> 01:13:25,033 WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?! 1570 01:13:25,134 --> 01:13:26,168 I'M PROBLEM-FREE, CHAPIN. 1571 01:13:26,268 --> 01:13:27,836 THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU -- 1572 01:13:28,704 --> 01:13:30,305 I MEAN, SHE'S CUTE, RIGHT? 1573 01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:31,940 YOU WERE WATCHING ME? 1574 01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:34,843 OF COURSE I WAS WATCHING YOU. IT'S THE FREAKIN' GAME. 1575 01:13:34,943 --> 01:13:36,745 WELL, THEN, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT MY PROBLEM IS. 1576 01:13:37,446 --> 01:13:39,148 OH, THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 1577 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:40,949 FOR GOD'S SAKES, IT'S HER BIRTHDAY! 1578 01:13:41,049 --> 01:13:42,117 COME ON, CHAPIN. 1579 01:13:42,217 --> 01:13:43,719 HOLD UP! HOLD UP! 1580 01:13:43,819 --> 01:13:45,254 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 1581 01:13:45,354 --> 01:13:46,955 THIS IS NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO. 1582 01:13:51,927 --> 01:13:55,097 IF I KISS YOU, THEN WILL YOU HOOK UP WITH HER? 1583 01:13:56,932 --> 01:13:57,900 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1584 01:13:59,368 --> 01:14:00,869 YOU HEARD ME. WILL YOU? 1585 01:14:01,503 --> 01:14:04,473 UM...I DON'T -- 1586 01:14:14,583 --> 01:14:16,118 WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 1587 01:14:16,218 --> 01:14:18,854 LOOK, IT'S -- IT'S A GAME. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. 1588 01:14:18,954 --> 01:14:22,658 SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND, AND IT'S HER 16TH BIRTHDAY. 1589 01:14:23,425 --> 01:14:25,894 HER DAD HASN'T CALLED HER, AND SHE'S ALL UPSET ABOUT IT. 1590 01:14:25,994 --> 01:14:28,630 SHE HAS THIS HUGE CRUSH ON YOU, AND NOW, IF YOU DON'T HOOK UP 1591 01:14:28,730 --> 01:14:30,933 WITH HER, SHE HAS TO GET HER HEAD SHAVED. 1592 01:14:31,633 --> 01:14:33,368 DOESN'T THAT SOUND MESSED UP TO YOU? 1593 01:14:33,468 --> 01:14:35,204 YEAH. 1594 01:14:35,938 --> 01:14:39,141 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN, AND THEN EVERYTHING GOES WRONG. 1595 01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:41,844 YOU MEAN LIKE STACY? 1596 01:14:43,245 --> 01:14:45,080 DON'T TALK ABOUT IT. 1597 01:14:45,881 --> 01:14:47,449 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE EVEN TOLD YOU. 1598 01:14:47,549 --> 01:14:48,984 IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT. 1599 01:14:49,084 --> 01:14:50,853 HOW DO YOU KNOW? YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE. 1600 01:14:50,953 --> 01:14:51,420 IT WASN'T. 1601 01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:53,722 STOP TALKING ABOUT IT! 1602 01:14:53,822 --> 01:14:55,324 CHAPIN, ACCIDENTS HAPPEN ALL OF THE TIME, 1603 01:14:55,424 --> 01:14:56,625 AND IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 1604 01:14:56,725 --> 01:14:58,727 SHUT UP! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! 1605 01:15:05,667 --> 01:15:07,803 SO, YOU GUYS DONE WITH YOUR GAME YET? 1606 01:15:07,903 --> 01:15:09,872 AND THIS IS YOUR BUSINESS BECAUSE? 1607 01:15:09,972 --> 01:15:12,140 WELL, DID YOU ASK CHAPIN ABOUT STACY ST. CLAIR? 1608 01:15:12,241 --> 01:15:13,175 YES. 1609 01:15:13,275 --> 01:15:15,244 SHE SAID SHE FELL OFF A BRIDGE. 1610 01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:16,445 MAYBE SHE FELL. 1611 01:15:16,545 --> 01:15:18,447 MAYBE SHE WAS PUSHED. 1612 01:15:18,547 --> 01:15:19,848 MAYBE SHE JUMPED. 1613 01:15:27,422 --> 01:15:28,991 DON'T BE MAD, MAL. 1614 01:15:29,491 --> 01:15:30,959 THAT'S THE GAME. 1615 01:15:31,793 --> 01:15:33,629 AND I THINK IT BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES. 1616 01:15:37,399 --> 01:15:38,800 WHO'S NEXT? 1617 01:15:41,236 --> 01:15:42,604 YOU. 1618 01:15:43,205 --> 01:15:44,907 PICK SOMEONE TO DARE YOU. 1619 01:15:45,340 --> 01:15:47,576 THEN HOW ABOUT YOU, SMARTASS? 1620 01:15:47,676 --> 01:15:49,278 MAKE IT GOOD. 1621 01:15:49,678 --> 01:15:51,513 I'M GETTING BORED. 1622 01:15:51,613 --> 01:15:52,447 JUMP. 1623 01:15:52,548 --> 01:15:53,916 FROM? 1624 01:15:54,016 --> 01:15:55,617 THE BRIDGE. 1625 01:15:58,320 --> 01:15:59,755 THE JOGGER BRIDGE? 1626 01:15:59,855 --> 01:16:01,757 I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU TO JUMP 1627 01:16:01,857 --> 01:16:03,959 OFF THE JOGGER BRIDGE. 1628 01:16:04,059 --> 01:16:05,460 THAT'S STUPID. 1629 01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:07,763 SO IS YOUR HEAD, BALDY. 1630 01:16:07,863 --> 01:16:09,331 HOW MUCH IS IN THE POT? 1631 01:16:09,431 --> 01:16:10,832 $280. 1632 01:16:10,933 --> 01:16:12,935 WELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST PUT IT IN MY POCKET NOW. 1633 01:16:13,035 --> 01:16:14,603 LET'S GO. 1634 01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:17,272 -WHY'D SHE JUMP? 1635 01:16:17,739 --> 01:16:19,374 MAYBE SOMEONE DARED HER TO. 1636 01:16:19,474 --> 01:16:20,976 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, MALLORY? 1637 01:16:21,610 --> 01:16:23,478 WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO STACY ST. CLAIR? 1638 01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:24,646 SHE JUMPED. 1639 01:16:24,746 --> 01:16:26,315 YEAH, SHE DID. 1640 01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:28,383 BECAUSE SOMEONE DARED HER TO. 1641 01:16:29,751 --> 01:16:31,386 IS THAT TRUE? 1642 01:16:32,788 --> 01:16:34,790 NOTHING BAD WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. 1643 01:16:35,324 --> 01:16:36,525 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. 1644 01:16:36,625 --> 01:16:38,226 FUN? ARE YOU GUYS HAVING FUN? 1645 01:16:38,994 --> 01:16:41,363 PEOPLE JUMP OFF THAT BRIDGE ALL THE TIME, AND NOTHING HAPPENS. 1646 01:16:41,463 --> 01:16:44,433 THERE'S A CURRENT, IDIOT, BUT YOU WEREN'T THINKING ABOUT THAT. 1647 01:16:45,067 --> 01:16:47,235 YOU NEEDED TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION, SO YOU TRIPLE DOG 1648 01:16:47,336 --> 01:16:50,505 DARED STACY ST. CLAIR TO DO SOMETHING YOU KNEW YOU COULDN'T. 1649 01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:51,340 I COULD HAVE. 1650 01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:52,374 I DON'T THINK SO. 1651 01:16:52,474 --> 01:16:53,709 YOU DARING ME, MAL? 1652 01:16:53,809 --> 01:16:55,844 I WOULDN'T BE THAT DUMB. 1653 01:17:01,016 --> 01:17:01,984 CHAPIN! 1654 01:17:02,484 --> 01:17:03,785 YOU BITCH. 1655 01:17:06,488 --> 01:17:09,024 ♪ 1656 01:17:12,427 --> 01:17:13,362 CHAPIN! 1657 01:17:13,729 --> 01:17:15,263 CHAPIN! 1658 01:17:19,134 --> 01:17:20,202 CHAPIN! 1659 01:17:21,236 --> 01:17:22,204 CHAPIN! 1660 01:17:22,838 --> 01:17:24,940 GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! 1661 01:17:31,246 --> 01:17:32,280 CHAPIN! 1662 01:17:33,048 --> 01:17:35,017 CHAPIN, DON'T YOU DARE JUMP! 1663 01:17:35,917 --> 01:17:37,919 YOU LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW! 1664 01:17:38,020 --> 01:17:39,187 CHAPIN! 1665 01:17:39,755 --> 01:17:40,989 CHAPIN! 1666 01:17:41,223 --> 01:17:42,891 CHAPIN! 1667 01:17:43,825 --> 01:17:45,360 DON'T DO IT! 1668 01:18:01,176 --> 01:18:02,911 DON'T YOU JUMP! 1669 01:18:03,578 --> 01:18:05,414 DON'T JUMP, CHAPIN! 1670 01:18:08,683 --> 01:18:09,951 NO! 1671 01:18:10,052 --> 01:18:11,853 CHAPIN! 1672 01:18:19,561 --> 01:18:21,363 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING! 1673 01:18:23,598 --> 01:18:25,033 GO DOWN TO THE BEND IN THE RIVER! 1674 01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:31,840 CHAPIN! 1675 01:18:32,207 --> 01:18:33,341 OH, MY GOD! 1676 01:18:57,766 --> 01:18:59,367 I DON'T SEE ANYTHING! 1677 01:18:59,468 --> 01:19:00,769 ME NEITHER. 1678 01:19:02,304 --> 01:19:03,505 CHAPIN! 1679 01:19:03,605 --> 01:19:05,607 MAYBE SHE SWAM TO THE OTHER SIDE. 1680 01:19:05,907 --> 01:19:06,775 YOU BITCH! 1681 01:19:06,875 --> 01:19:08,276 I DIDN'T TELL HER TO DO IT! 1682 01:19:08,376 --> 01:19:11,379 WHAT DUMBASS JUMPS OFF A BRIDGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, HUH? 1683 01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:12,814 WHAT DUMBASS? 1684 01:19:12,914 --> 01:19:14,382 SHE'S CRAZY! 1685 01:19:14,483 --> 01:19:17,018 SHE WAS THERE! SHE KNEW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN! 1686 01:19:18,620 --> 01:19:19,554 WHAT'S THAT? 1687 01:19:27,195 --> 01:19:28,296 SHIT. 1688 01:19:30,265 --> 01:19:31,533 I'M CALLING 911. 1689 01:19:33,969 --> 01:19:35,804 SHE PROBABLY SWAM TO THE OTHER SIDE. 1690 01:19:35,904 --> 01:19:37,506 COME ON. LET'S GO. 1691 01:19:37,739 --> 01:19:38,840 CHAPIN! 1692 01:19:39,374 --> 01:19:40,442 CHAPIN! 1693 01:19:40,542 --> 01:19:41,443 CHAPIN! 1694 01:19:41,676 --> 01:19:42,511 CHAPIN! 1695 01:19:42,744 --> 01:19:44,012 CHAPIN! 1696 01:19:45,347 --> 01:19:46,848 CHAPIN! 1697 01:19:48,717 --> 01:19:50,218 MAYBE WE SHOULD TURN AROUND. 1698 01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:54,356 I THOUGHT THE FUN WAS JUST STARTING. 1699 01:19:54,689 --> 01:19:55,891 CHAPIN. 1700 01:19:56,591 --> 01:19:59,194 WHAT? YOU TWO LOOK LIKE YOU'VE SEEN A GHOST OR SOMETHING. 1701 01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:02,664 [VOICE BREAKING] YOU THINK THAT WAS FUNNY?! 1702 01:20:02,764 --> 01:20:04,666 EVE, STOP! EVE, EVE, STOP! 1703 01:20:04,766 --> 01:20:06,334 -I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! -STOP. 1704 01:20:06,434 --> 01:20:08,737 -I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! -STOP. EVE. 1705 01:20:08,837 --> 01:20:11,273 SHUT UP! YOU MORON! 1706 01:20:11,373 --> 01:20:13,642 LOOK, IF WE'RE NOT COOL ANYMORE, I COULD JUST WALK HOME, OKAY? 1707 01:20:13,742 --> 01:20:15,243 THEN WALK YOURSELF HOME! 1708 01:20:15,977 --> 01:20:17,979 FINE! I WILL, BITCH! 1709 01:20:19,047 --> 01:20:21,483 HOW COULD YOU BE SO SELFISH? 1710 01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:24,820 I JUST NEEDED TO SEE, 'CAUSE IT WAS MY FAULT, 1711 01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:27,289 SO FUCK YOU FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING THAT! 1712 01:20:34,429 --> 01:20:36,464 [VOICE BREAKING] I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT. 1713 01:20:40,001 --> 01:20:42,370 I SHOULD HAVE JUST KEPT MY BIG MOUTH SHUT! 1714 01:20:46,174 --> 01:20:49,311 THE CURRENT WAS REALLY, REALLY ROUGH. 1715 01:20:52,581 --> 01:20:54,416 I DIDN'T KNOW. 1716 01:20:58,186 --> 01:21:00,355 I SHOULDN'T HAVE DARED HER. 1717 01:21:00,455 --> 01:21:02,591 [SOBBING] 1718 01:21:03,959 --> 01:21:05,493 THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT, CHAPIN. 1719 01:21:05,594 --> 01:21:06,595 YES, IT WAS. 1720 01:21:06,695 --> 01:21:07,996 NO, IT WASN'T. 1721 01:21:08,096 --> 01:21:10,332 I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE CURRENT. 1722 01:21:11,499 --> 01:21:12,801 I JUST... 1723 01:21:12,901 --> 01:21:14,803 I-I DIDN'T... 1724 01:21:14,903 --> 01:21:16,605 KNOW. 1725 01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:18,907 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, CHAPIN. 1726 01:21:25,614 --> 01:21:27,415 GOD, I TOTALLY SUCK. 1727 01:21:27,515 --> 01:21:28,950 YEAH. 1728 01:21:29,050 --> 01:21:30,385 YOU KIND OF DO. 1729 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:33,188 [CHUCKLES] 1730 01:21:33,755 --> 01:21:35,390 ARE YOU OKAY? 1731 01:21:37,058 --> 01:21:39,227 YEAH, I THINK I'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 1732 01:21:42,230 --> 01:21:44,599 WE SHOULD GO FIND OUT WHERE EVERYBODY ELSE IS. 1733 01:21:45,967 --> 01:21:47,335 YEAH. 1734 01:22:02,250 --> 01:22:04,252 OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE ALIVE! 1735 01:22:04,786 --> 01:22:06,221 YOU ARE, LIKE, THE DUMBEST PERSON 1736 01:22:06,321 --> 01:22:07,856 I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE, SERIOUSLY. 1737 01:22:07,956 --> 01:22:09,391 SHUT UP, CECILY. 1738 01:22:09,491 --> 01:22:11,693 YOU'RE NOT AS PERFECT AS YOU THINK YOU ARE, OKAY? 1739 01:22:11,793 --> 01:22:12,894 EXCUSE ME? 1740 01:22:12,994 --> 01:22:14,496 YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID. 1741 01:22:14,596 --> 01:22:17,098 IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH CHAPIN, YOU CAN GO HOME. 1742 01:22:17,999 --> 01:22:19,968 CHAPIN! CHAPIN? 1743 01:22:20,068 --> 01:22:21,970 [SIREN WAILING] 1744 01:22:22,070 --> 01:22:23,638 I'M FINE. I'M FINE. 1745 01:22:23,738 --> 01:22:25,373 OH, NO -- POLICE! 1746 01:22:27,475 --> 01:22:28,677 LET'S GO. 1747 01:22:34,716 --> 01:22:36,017 COME ON. 1748 01:22:44,659 --> 01:22:45,660 [LAUGHTER] 1749 01:22:47,495 --> 01:22:48,263 OH. 1750 01:22:48,863 --> 01:22:50,899 I THINK IT KIND OF GOES WITHOUT SAYING, DOESN'T IT? 1751 01:22:50,999 --> 01:22:52,033 CHAPIN, FOR SURE. 1752 01:22:52,133 --> 01:22:53,201 UH, EXCUSE ME. 1753 01:22:53,301 --> 01:22:55,870 I PEED ON SCALCO'S STOOP, OKAY? 1754 01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:57,405 HE'LL PROBABLY NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN -- 1755 01:22:57,505 --> 01:22:59,641 AFTER HE KICKS ME OUT OF SCHOOL, THAT IS. 1756 01:22:59,741 --> 01:23:00,942 CAN I VOTE FOR MYSELF? 1757 01:23:01,042 --> 01:23:02,310 [ALL] NO. 1758 01:23:02,410 --> 01:23:03,178 NO. 1759 01:23:03,278 --> 01:23:05,080 THEN I VOTE FOR NINA, BY DEFAULT. 1760 01:23:05,981 --> 01:23:07,248 CHAPIN. 1761 01:23:09,084 --> 01:23:10,618 [CHUCKLES] 1762 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,355 CHAPIN, YOU WIN. 1763 01:23:13,455 --> 01:23:16,024 AND, FOR THE RECORD, MY VOTE WAS FOR SARAH. 1764 01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:21,363 DON'T WE HAVE TO SHAVE EVE'S HEAD NOW? 1765 01:23:22,964 --> 01:23:24,399 WHAT? 1766 01:23:24,499 --> 01:23:26,701 THAT'S THE GAME, RIGHT? I MEAN, I WANTED TO DO PEDICURES. 1767 01:23:26,801 --> 01:23:28,670 SCREW YOUR FEET, CECILY. 1768 01:23:29,671 --> 01:23:31,172 DID YOUR DAD CALL YET? 1769 01:23:33,074 --> 01:23:34,542 YOU SHOULD JUST CALL HIM. 1770 01:23:36,745 --> 01:23:37,979 YOU KNOW WHAT? 1771 01:23:38,079 --> 01:23:39,547 I WILL. 1772 01:23:48,823 --> 01:23:50,725 HI, DAD. 1773 01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:53,995 YEAH. 1774 01:23:54,095 --> 01:23:55,730 I KNOW IT'S LATE, BUT I WAS JUST 1775 01:23:55,830 --> 01:23:57,699 CALLING BECAUSE... 1776 01:24:00,168 --> 01:24:01,836 YEAH, I-I KNOW, BUT... 1777 01:24:04,205 --> 01:24:05,874 I WAS JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO 1778 01:24:05,974 --> 01:24:07,642 CALL BECAUSE... 1779 01:24:09,577 --> 01:24:10,645 FINE. 1780 01:24:11,713 --> 01:24:13,081 I WON'T. 1781 01:24:15,016 --> 01:24:16,551 BYE. 1782 01:24:19,921 --> 01:24:20,755 [CELLPHONE BEEPS] 1783 01:24:20,855 --> 01:24:22,090 EVE? 1784 01:24:23,658 --> 01:24:26,261 HE SAID NEVER TO CALL THIS LATE AGAIN. 1785 01:24:29,697 --> 01:24:31,332 I NEED A MINUTE. 1786 01:24:37,705 --> 01:24:39,007 AAAAAAAAH! 1787 01:24:39,507 --> 01:24:41,309 [DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE] 1788 01:24:41,409 --> 01:24:42,477 AAAAH! 1789 01:24:43,111 --> 01:24:44,679 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 1790 01:24:45,447 --> 01:24:47,615 GREAT. SHE FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT. 1791 01:24:52,554 --> 01:24:53,855 EVE... 1792 01:24:54,722 --> 01:24:56,191 YOU ALL RIGHT? 1793 01:24:56,291 --> 01:25:00,128 [SIGHS] I- I JUST NEEDED TO GET THAT OUT. 1794 01:25:03,231 --> 01:25:04,466 [SIGHS] 1795 01:25:07,869 --> 01:25:09,170 LET'S DO IT. 1796 01:25:09,604 --> 01:25:11,206 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WE DON'T HAVE TO. 1797 01:25:11,306 --> 01:25:13,074 YEAH, I THOUGHT YOUR DAD LOVED YOUR HAIR. 1798 01:25:13,174 --> 01:25:14,876 THAT'S THE GAME, RIGHT? 1799 01:25:14,976 --> 01:25:17,779 FRIENDS STICK. DADS DON'T. 1800 01:25:21,583 --> 01:25:22,784 I WANT TO. 1801 01:25:22,884 --> 01:25:24,652 LET'S DO IT. 1802 01:25:29,624 --> 01:25:31,860 [CLIPPER BUZZES] 1803 01:26:21,643 --> 01:26:22,544 [CRYING] 1804 01:26:26,447 --> 01:26:28,449 WHY ARE YOU CRYING? 1805 01:26:29,784 --> 01:26:30,985 IT'S REALLY SAD. 1806 01:26:32,253 --> 01:26:33,988 BUT IT'S MY HAIR. 1807 01:26:36,224 --> 01:26:37,859 I CAN KNIT YOU A HAT. 1808 01:26:42,230 --> 01:26:43,331 [BREATHES DEEPLY] 1809 01:26:45,934 --> 01:26:47,335 HEY, EVE... 1810 01:26:47,435 --> 01:26:49,571 SO, WHAT'S YOUR MOM GONNA SAY ABOUT YOUR HAIR? 1811 01:26:51,506 --> 01:26:53,841 I DON'T THINK YOU CAN SPEAK WHEN YOU'RE HAVING A STROKE. 1812 01:26:54,275 --> 01:26:55,543 YEAH. 1813 01:26:56,344 --> 01:26:57,879 I BETTER GET HOME. 1814 01:26:59,080 --> 01:27:00,582 I CAN DROP YOU OFF. 1815 01:27:01,049 --> 01:27:02,617 I GOT WHEELS. 1816 01:27:03,251 --> 01:27:04,552 OKAY. 1817 01:27:08,456 --> 01:27:10,124 OKAY, WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST -- 1818 01:27:10,224 --> 01:27:11,960 STILL FRIENDS? 1819 01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:13,227 [SIGHS] 1820 01:27:13,328 --> 01:27:15,096 ALWAYS. 1821 01:27:15,196 --> 01:27:16,598 BFF. 1822 01:27:17,432 --> 01:27:19,167 AND JUST SO YOU KNOW... 1823 01:27:19,968 --> 01:27:22,837 NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EVER LEAVE YOU BEHIND. 1824 01:27:27,408 --> 01:27:29,644 [SNIFFS] YOU SMELL THAT? 1825 01:27:29,744 --> 01:27:31,346 [SNIFFS] WHAT? 1826 01:27:31,446 --> 01:27:33,948 MMM. SNIFF AGAIN. 1827 01:27:34,048 --> 01:27:35,683 [SNIFFS] 1828 01:27:36,351 --> 01:27:38,186 NOSTALGIA. 1829 01:27:38,286 --> 01:27:39,721 [CHUCKLES] 1830 01:27:41,489 --> 01:27:43,057 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 1831 01:27:47,228 --> 01:27:48,796 [CHUCKLES] 1832 01:28:11,486 --> 01:28:14,322 [HAYLEY TAYLOR'S "WAKING" PLAYS] 1833 01:28:22,497 --> 01:28:24,699 ♪ PILLOWS SOFT, COVERS WARM 1834 01:28:25,400 --> 01:28:28,836 ♪ AND IT'S GETTING EASIER NOT TO WAKE YOU UP ♪ 1835 01:28:31,706 --> 01:28:35,109 ♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW ALL OF THE REASONS ♪ 1836 01:28:36,277 --> 01:28:38,646 ♪ THAT YOU HAVE GOT TO GO? 1837 01:28:40,448 --> 01:28:43,685 ♪ AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAVE YOU ♪ 1838 01:28:48,589 --> 01:28:51,926 ♪ AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CHANGE YOU ♪ 1839 01:28:56,831 --> 01:29:02,670 ♪ BUT I CAN'T TAKE WATCHING YOU SLIP AWAY ♪ 1840 01:29:16,784 --> 01:29:18,986 ♪ IN YOUR DREAMS, NOTHING'S REAL ♪ 1841 01:29:20,154 --> 01:29:23,891 ♪ AND THERE ARE NO SCARS OR PERMANENT MARKS TO BEAR ♪ 1842 01:29:26,194 --> 01:29:28,896 ♪ LIGHTS ARE LOW, HEART OF STONE ♪ 1843 01:29:29,330 --> 01:29:32,834 ♪ BUT IT MAKES THE MINUTES NOT SEEM SO INFINITELY COLD ♪ 1844 01:29:35,603 --> 01:29:38,706 ♪ BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAVE YOU ♪ 1845 01:29:43,511 --> 01:29:46,981 ♪ I'VE BEEN TRYING TO BLAME YOU ♪ 1846 01:29:51,819 --> 01:29:56,858 ♪ BUT I CAN'T TAKE WATCHING YOU SLIP AWAY ♪ 1847 01:30:00,762 --> 01:30:02,997 ♪ 'CAUSE THERE'S JUST NO CURE 1848 01:30:05,266 --> 01:30:07,001 ♪ NO HOUSE ON A HILL 1849 01:30:09,137 --> 01:30:11,506 ♪ NO LOVE THAT'S ENOUGH 1850 01:30:12,707 --> 01:30:15,443 ♪ IF YOU'RE NOT FULFILLED 1851 01:30:15,543 --> 01:30:17,578 [GUITAR SOLO] 1852 01:30:35,563 --> 01:30:38,633 ♪ AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAVE YOU ♪ 1853 01:30:43,638 --> 01:30:47,041 ♪ I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CHANGE YOU ♪ 1854 01:30:51,846 --> 01:30:58,219 ♪ BUT I CAN'T TAKE WATCHING YOU SLIP AWA-A-A-A-Y ♪ 1855 01:31:03,825 --> 01:31:05,827 ♪ BEEN TRYING TO SAVE YOU 1856 01:31:07,662 --> 01:31:10,097 ♪ TRYING TO SAVE YOU 1857 01:31:11,933 --> 01:31:13,968 ♪ BEEN TRYING TO SAVE YOU 1858 01:31:15,570 --> 01:31:17,238 ♪ BEEN TRYING TO SAVE YOU 1859 01:31:19,240 --> 01:31:22,276 ♪ BEEN TRYING TO SAVE YOU 1860 01:31:26,414 --> 01:31:30,918 ♪ I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAVE YOU 1861 01:31:38,693 --> 01:31:41,562 [MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]109503

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